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So I went to the first all candidates meeting tonight at 7pm, it was held by the Volunteer ...
silverotter11 comments on Oct 1, 2018:
Clearly you were not meant to be informed of the agenda change - grrrrrrrrrrr Sounds like you handled it and no whining!! Keep us posted.
Surfpirate replies on Oct 1, 2018:
Although I certainly addressed it personally with the President of the Howe Island Firefighters Association, he invited me, he set the agenda and he changed it so I called him on it as soon as the debate was over. Hold people like that to account, make them squirm a bit so they know that you know what shit they pulled.
So I went to the first all candidates meeting tonight at 7pm, it was held by the Volunteer ...
RavenCT comments on Oct 1, 2018:
Oh boy that is a clear cut case of "out to get you". Gotta love politics. Sounds like you did fine though.
Surfpirate replies on Oct 1, 2018:
@RavenCT I was once asked to join the Inner Circle by a hotel manager who also turned out to be the head of the local Mormon Church, I told him I had just one question before I gave him my answer, so he asked me what my question was. Bear in mind this was in a high powered board room at a country club in Bermuda, so with his cronies and my client listening intently I very seriously asked my question 'Will at any point there be occasion where I will have to fuck a goat in order to be part of your Inner Circle because that's just a no go for me?' The client burst out laughing, the Mormon almost had a total meltdown and my offer of membership in the Inner Circle was withdrawn, those fuckers can kiss my ass in the county square.
So I went to the first all candidates meeting tonight at 7pm, it was held by the Volunteer ...
ugly comments on Oct 1, 2018:
Never believe that because he said it that you have his vote. Have you asked him for help and if not why not? Always ask for help. People want to be asked.
Surfpirate replies on Oct 1, 2018:
I acknowledge your opinion but I don't want to win if I have to compromise my morals or my position, there's nothing in it for me except to work toward the common good and selling out is not the way to get anywhere near that. This is also not party politics the way it is in the US where there is only a 2 party system, all candidates in this election are running independent because there are no parties at the municipal level, even at what you would call the state level there are about a dozen official parties.
So I went to the first all candidates meeting tonight at 7pm, it was held by the Volunteer ...
RavenCT comments on Oct 1, 2018:
Oh boy that is a clear cut case of "out to get you". Gotta love politics. Sounds like you did fine though.
Surfpirate replies on Oct 1, 2018:
According to some people I was never supposed to have run because the winners were hand picked a while ago. Well surprise, surprise, surprise, they have an actual election on their hands now and their handpicked candidates are completely incompetent. The main special interest group which calls themselves the Gang of Four (do people not read history anymore) try to turn me to their way of thinking and I told them to piss up a rope because I represent the interest of all the constituents and not just them. They don't like me very much, especially since I told them to change their stupid nickname so they don't sound like the evil despots who killed millions during Mao's Cultural Revolution.
This is what women are angry about and it's a long list.
coralisthree comments on Oct 1, 2018:
just a few weeks ago i was walking back from the co-op, only 5 blocks or so, after dark. it's a very good neighborhood, but a guy across the street, who i couldn't really see in the dark kept trying to ask my name. there was a couple behind me, that thankfully noticed and sped up a little in order ...
Surfpirate replies on Oct 1, 2018:
The very same thing happened to me once, said no man ever. This sort of piggish behavior is what makes me just want to smash guys like that in the face. I had a no catcall policy on my job sites, if you wanted to catcall then take the rest of the day off without pay and risk not having a job tomorrow, your business and not mine but at my place of business you will behave in a respectful manner.
This is what women are angry about and it's a long list.
SukiSue comments on Oct 1, 2018:
And this doesn't even include where your mind races when you feel as though a man is threatening because of something you have said, the way you looked at him, you didn't wait on him quickly enough while you were working.... There always seems to be fear.... :( Thanks for posting.
Surfpirate replies on Oct 1, 2018:
I posted it for all women but especially for my wife, mother, daughter and all the other women friends in my life, this is an unacceptable way for anyone to have to live and if all men had to live this way for even one week they would take steps to change it immediately.
Was wishing dfor someone to say this !
moonmaid comments on Oct 1, 2018:
We're only crazy because we have deal with you guys. It's all your fault.
Surfpirate replies on Oct 1, 2018:
@VAL3941 A bit lopsided but then I'm not a mammary gland kinda guy.
Was wishing dfor someone to say this !
Stacey48 comments on Oct 1, 2018:
You know, I think George Carlin already explained why women are crazy.
Surfpirate replies on Oct 1, 2018:
Not all men but certainly enough men to make even the men who aren't stupid, crazy too.
This might be the wrong group but I have to get this out.
Captain_Feelgood comments on Sep 30, 2018:
Well hell,,, just for shits-n-giggles, l guess it's only fair to take a look at the other perspective.. Yes? https://thoughtcatalog.com/dave-nappi/2014/04/a-logical-case-for-the-non-existence-of-white-privilege-and-institutional-racism/ or perhaps.. ...
Surfpirate replies on Sep 30, 2018:
@SukiSue there are rules? I thought there were just guidelines, you know like don't be a racist dick head?
This might be the wrong group but I have to get this out.
Captain_Feelgood comments on Sep 30, 2018:
Well hell,,, just for shits-n-giggles, l guess it's only fair to take a look at the other perspective.. Yes? https://thoughtcatalog.com/dave-nappi/2014/04/a-logical-case-for-the-non-existence-of-white-privilege-and-institutional-racism/ or perhaps.. ...
Surfpirate replies on Sep 30, 2018:
@SukiSue should we strap him to a table and light him on fire, you know, just for shits and giggles? seems excessive now that I have collected my thoughts ;)
This might be the wrong group but I have to get this out.
Captain_Feelgood comments on Sep 30, 2018:
Well hell,,, just for shits-n-giggles, l guess it's only fair to take a look at the other perspective.. Yes? https://thoughtcatalog.com/dave-nappi/2014/04/a-logical-case-for-the-non-existence-of-white-privilege-and-institutional-racism/ or perhaps.. ...
Surfpirate replies on Sep 30, 2018:
@SukiSue kinda pissed me off, for real and that doesn't happen very often.
Yup.
ugly comments on Sep 30, 2018:
What is that?
Surfpirate replies on Sep 30, 2018:
@SukiSue Is it really fair to call that food? ;) To be completely honest I do sometimes go there for a #4 breakfast with a small coffee, the coffee is passable and the service is fast when I got the hangries, with a double order of salsa I can choke down those breakfast burritos if I don't think about Mexico.
Yup.
Anniemae comments on Sep 30, 2018:
I don’t do MCD’s.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 30, 2018:
@SukiSue The evidence would indicate otherwise. just sayin/ :D
Yup.
ugly comments on Sep 30, 2018:
What is that?
Surfpirate replies on Sep 30, 2018:
@ugly Good point, my wife often asks me to look for a MacDonalds when she needs a nice clean, rest room, they excel at that.
This might be the wrong group but I have to get this out.
Captain_Feelgood comments on Sep 30, 2018:
Well hell,,, just for shits-n-giggles, l guess it's only fair to take a look at the other perspective.. Yes? https://thoughtcatalog.com/dave-nappi/2014/04/a-logical-case-for-the-non-existence-of-white-privilege-and-institutional-racism/ or perhaps.. ...
Surfpirate replies on Sep 30, 2018:
Well hell, if I drug your beer, abduct you when you try to get to your car, beat you and torture you for a few weeks, sexually abuse you to the point where you wish you were dead and then strap you to a table and jamb a mop handle up your ass to the point where it ruptures your intestines and then douse you with gasoline and set you on fire, then it wouldn't be a white privilege thing because we're both white. Except that maybe I get off and just do a bit of community service work because I have deep pockets and can afford really good lawyers, cause rich white guys get to fuck over everybody including not so rich white guys. So it's all good right? :)
It is a mystery.
Bierbasstard comments on Sep 30, 2018:
Better question... How many people take two slices, place them together face to face, and eat it like a sandwich?
Surfpirate replies on Sep 30, 2018:
guilty as charged
When we stop fighting for our ideals and give up on our values we becoming less than nothing.
Umbral comments on Sep 29, 2018:
I don't even need to play it and I hear it. I also see most of the movie.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 29, 2018:
Me too.
Not really a sex, drugs and rock n roll kind of song but it does hit me in the gut for some reason ...
Stacey48 comments on Sep 29, 2018:
Who is this? I do not recognize him.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 29, 2018:
@Stacey48 Just teasing, Hon. Ask your Mom if she knows this guy. I remember listening to him on my 8 track, driving home from the construction site back in the 70s in my 69 Firebird. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ecE1UML1q8
Not really a sex, drugs and rock n roll kind of song but it does hit me in the gut for some reason ...
Stacey48 comments on Sep 29, 2018:
Who is this? I do not recognize him.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 29, 2018:
@webbew1 damn close but since it is Stacey48 I can let it go
Feeling a bit nostalgic this afternoon and this came up so I thought I would share it.
Captain747ex comments on Sep 29, 2018:
Wow, has hockey changed from way back then. Those were the good days of hockey.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 29, 2018:
@Captain747ex you know how it is with kids, it is black and white and no grey to be found. :)
Feeling a bit nostalgic this afternoon and this came up so I thought I would share it.
Captain747ex comments on Sep 29, 2018:
Wow, has hockey changed from way back then. Those were the good days of hockey.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 29, 2018:
@Captain747ex I gotta tell ya that everyone hated the Red Wings when I was growing up, you could not give away a Red Wings hockey card unless it was Gordie Howe.
Feeling a bit nostalgic this afternoon and this came up so I thought I would share it.
Captain747ex comments on Sep 29, 2018:
Wow, has hockey changed from way back then. Those were the good days of hockey.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 29, 2018:
I pretty much stopped following hockey in the 90s but growing up it was like a religion in Canada.
Trump, a stage magician?
William12354 comments on Sep 29, 2018:
What would a cunt do? This is part of their morning mediation. They wake up and ask themselves WWACD, and the rest of their day is based on the answer they came up with.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 29, 2018:
A cunt is useful, tough and durable, all things that this bunch of twats are not.
Trump, a stage magician?
KKGator comments on Sep 29, 2018:
But when cornered, 45 will say that he single-handedly prevented another government shutdown. SMFH
Surfpirate replies on Sep 29, 2018:
Well his government is the most productive in US history according to his own estimates. (the whole UN assembly laughs out loud in his face)
Although it should have been the missionaries! :D
Surfpirate comments on Sep 28, 2018:
Oh that's just brilliant, who were they, the Shuar?
Surfpirate replies on Sep 29, 2018:
@Piratefish https://allthatsinteresting.com/uncontacted-tribes-sentinelese-korowai/4 Not many of these groups left anymore. I hope they can continue to exist outside of our insane asylum, modern world. The Shuar are constantly at war with the Ecuadorean government that wants access to the mineral wealth buried under their tribal lands in the Amazon, mostly gold that the Chinese want desperately to get their hands on and since they control most of the Ecuadorean national debt they tend to get what they want but not without a fight.
I think that it is normal to doubt ourselves from time to time but ultimately I don't think we can ...
SukiSue comments on Sep 29, 2018:
I think self confidence is everything! An inability to regulate your own personal self-esteem can be detrimental. This is why I try to never do anything that causes permanent hurt to anyone else. I want no regrets and this makes me love myself! I know I'll never get rich and famous being this way, ...
Surfpirate replies on Sep 29, 2018:
I agree that stepping over the line from chastisement to permanent injury is a huge step, generally a regressive step. That said, a rabid dog has to be put down in order to protect everyone and to end the suffering of the rabid dog.
I love getting advice.
ugly comments on Sep 26, 2018:
What's wrong with your eye?
Surfpirate replies on Sep 29, 2018:
@ugly Some things are better to give than to receive, I pitch but I don't catch.
I love getting advice.
ugly comments on Sep 26, 2018:
What's wrong with your eye?
Surfpirate replies on Sep 29, 2018:
Never use the word 'spurt' in a post that has you with one eye squeezed shut, we've all been there but don't need to be reminded of the experience.
I am going thru my late step-fathers tools.
Sonya456 comments on May 20, 2018:
Who knew that there were so many different kinds of wrenches.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 29, 2018:
@Sonya456 I think I have 5 different sets of wrenches, plus several pairs of channel locks, a dozen different shapes and sizes of vise grips (if it says vise grip on the handle then it has a lifetime warranty, no questions asked) and numerous adjustable wrenches or as we call them in Canada, adjustable spanners. I use all of them.
New Mexican Cooking Still on the road.
FrayedBear comments on Sep 29, 2018:
Never heard of fry bread honey. How do you make it? Honey on bread then fry it in butter?
Surfpirate replies on Sep 29, 2018:
It's what you would call Damper or Camp Bread in Oz. Done properly it is a delicious staple at the end of a long day on the trail. Done poorly and it tastes like what you might expect if there was a fire in a flour mill after a flood. ;)
I think that it is normal to doubt ourselves from time to time but ultimately I don't think we can ...
AlasBabylon comments on Sep 28, 2018:
In more recent years, I've become more self-aware and more self-critical. Most of the time I don't like myself, and very often I feel like "how can I?" when I think of my faults. It's hard to do. I guess I really mean to accept myself and forgive myself. I can add that now I've started ...
Surfpirate replies on Sep 29, 2018:
It does make one see the benefit some people find in having an imaginary friend who forgives them and loves them unconditionally. If you don't have that in family and friends then it makes sense that people would want to make up such a support system and call it god.
I think that it is normal to doubt ourselves from time to time but ultimately I don't think we can ...
kenriley comments on Sep 28, 2018:
LOL Well I do kinda like me, maybe not every thing I do, that's different.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 28, 2018:
@kenriley Never surrender, never give up.
I think that it is normal to doubt ourselves from time to time but ultimately I don't think we can ...
kenriley comments on Sep 28, 2018:
LOL Well I do kinda like me, maybe not every thing I do, that's different.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 28, 2018:
There are days I think I'm a fuckin' idjit but I still tend to like me, it helps that my best friend likes me and my mom is still proud of me, not always sure why considering some of the shit I've done over the years. I guess the good out weighs the bad for the most part so the man in the mirror still gives me the thumbs up in the morning. ;)
I think that it is normal to doubt ourselves from time to time but ultimately I don't think we can ...
Stacey48 comments on Sep 28, 2018:
I completely agree. We are our own constant companions.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 28, 2018:
@Stacey48 listening to this again, guess I need it from my time on the campaign trail and dealing with the negativity that is out there. :) I've known many jaded old men who threw in the towel and tried to sing me their song of despair but I always refused to buy into it, drank their whisky for free and stole their song too. I expect I will die alone but I won't die ashamed because I can't believe that no one wants to know.
I think that it is normal to doubt ourselves from time to time but ultimately I don't think we can ...
Stacey48 comments on Sep 28, 2018:
I completely agree. We are our own constant companions.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 28, 2018:
An old favourite of mine from when I first heard at maybe 10 years of age. You gotta be true to yourself if you are ever going to have any hope to be true to anybody else. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x86zOI3NMPs
New technology
CheshireWarcat comments on Sep 28, 2018:
Remember when we had to do math in our heads because “you will never have a calculator everywhere you go”?
Surfpirate replies on Sep 28, 2018:
Remember when you had to write computer programs by using a soft lead pencil to darken numbers on a stack of cardboard cards so the reader could scan the code? ;) We weren't even allowed to have slide rules in math class because it was 'cheating' - I shit you not.
how.i.feel
RavenCT comments on Sep 28, 2018:
It was horrible. Still hoping reason might prevail.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 28, 2018:
Beyond horrible, I found it chilling and it is sending a clear signal to victims of this misogynistic culture, if you are raped it's your own damned fault so shut up because we don't care.
No means No and it doesn't matter why either person says those words, No Means NO.
kenriley comments on Sep 28, 2018:
You do know this is a world wide problem, Right? like Canada doesn't have this problem as well.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 28, 2018:
@kenriley Apologies my American brother from another mother, the thought of my lovely daughter being accosted by creepy misogynists may have clouded my judgement. We are fighting hard against these sorts of creeps up here in Canada and I don't doubt that the good people of America are fighting the same fight. What is scary for me as a father with a daughter living and working in Jacksonville, Florida is that the lunatics are running amok down there and that leaves me feeling that my daughter is far less safe in the US than if she were back home in Canada. She has dual citizenship through her step-father who was an officer in the USMC, so she can come and go as she pleases between the two countries. Being on the outside looking in on what is happening in the US and my many American friends who are struggling against this evil and incompetent regime gives me great cause for concern. True enough, the same fringe group has elected a populist premier in my own province and I am running in the local election to help fight against the same misguided group of elitists that are trying to turn my country into an uncivilized and inequitable society.
No means No and it doesn't matter why either person says those words, No Means NO.
Xanadutoo comments on Sep 28, 2018:
Refresh my memory how did women get the vote?
Surfpirate replies on Sep 28, 2018:
They fought for it and earned what was already theirs by right as a person but they had to fight to earn personhood too.
No means No and it doesn't matter why either person says those words, No Means NO.
kenriley comments on Sep 28, 2018:
You do know this is a world wide problem, Right? like Canada doesn't have this problem as well.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 28, 2018:
@Captain_Feelgood I know what the reporting rates to actual charges being laid are in Canada and most of the countries on that list were 1st world countries, so let's not set up a strawman defense of what is going on in the US, in this regard they are exceptional.
No means No and it doesn't matter why either person says those words, No Means NO.
Sticks48 comments on Sep 28, 2018:
I still can't fathom why over 50% of white women voted for Trump. The next time a woman tells me women are smarter than men l will point that out. I don't care whether one liked Clinton or not. You weren't going to have dinner with her, or spend the holidays at the White House. I live in a country ...
Surfpirate replies on Sep 28, 2018:
Stockholm Syndrome?
No means No and it doesn't matter why either person says those words, No Means NO.
kenriley comments on Sep 28, 2018:
You do know this is a world wide problem, Right? like Canada doesn't have this problem as well.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 28, 2018:
You do see who is #1 ? Do you also see that the problem is getting worse, that the message that is being sent by the US Government is that victims need to shut up and sit down. Check out what the numbers are on prosecution of these crimes and then also adjust your numbers for the levels of reporting on sexual assault. My wife worked in sexual assault advocacy for many years as a volunteer, she would later be assaulted herself by a business client, it took everything in me to let the process work through the courts without just beating him senseless and cutting his dick off - but I'm a bit old school. He served his time, we have largely recovered but if you ever need a reason to despise religion, this sort of behavior that they condone is a good one.
No means No and it doesn't matter why either person says those words, No Means NO.
escapetypist comments on Sep 28, 2018:
No means yes in prison
Surfpirate replies on Sep 28, 2018:
Welcome to the Prison Planet, largely contained to the USofA for the moment.
No means No and it doesn't matter why either person says those words, No Means NO.
nikkir comments on Sep 28, 2018:
So let's be realistic this woman will continue to be smeared and shamed. Brett the rapist that he is will be confirmed and the downhill slide of morality will speed up. They confirmed Clarence Thomas, didn't they.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 28, 2018:
Unless decent people fight back I will have to agree with you, I fear you are right. :(
No means No and it doesn't matter why either person says those words, No Means NO.
Ktruin comments on Sep 28, 2018:
I agree with no meaning no, but I don't think that is even the issue here. How about we figure out if he is even guilty first?
Surfpirate replies on Sep 28, 2018:
@Nukdookum Ask Graham or Hatch, possibly every woman in history would fall short of their level of proof.
No means No and it doesn't matter why either person says those words, No Means NO.
Captain_Feelgood comments on Sep 28, 2018:
Have you sent her a ticket? Perhaps that would speed things along a little. ?
Surfpirate replies on Sep 28, 2018:
She has a very good position as a microbiologist at Bacardi, she would need to transfer or find a comparable position here in Canada. There is a separate suite in my house for her if she needs a spot to transition, same goes for my boys who were also taken to the US by their mother without court approval.
No means No and it doesn't matter why either person says those words, No Means NO.
Ktruin comments on Sep 28, 2018:
I agree with no meaning no, but I don't think that is even the issue here. How about we figure out if he is even guilty first?
Surfpirate replies on Sep 28, 2018:
Instead of ramming through his lifetime appointment without hearing the testimony of the witnesses and having an actual investigation by the FBI because the mid-terms may stop the GOP from pushing their agenda? Sounds like a great idea to me.
Yes, well, I've had few beers, and I'm at that, "I love you man" stage, so I'm going to just say it.
Surfpirate comments on Sep 28, 2018:
It's hard to soar with the eagles when there are turkeys around but always be an eagle despite the turkeys. Unless of course you can be an Owl, then definitely be an owl, swoop in on your silent wings and sink your talons in deep and then rip their stupid little heads off. Owls Rule!
Surfpirate replies on Sep 28, 2018:
@Stacey48 Always be an owl. ;) Devour your enemies and then spit out their bones in a pellet because they aren't even worth shitting out.
Is it offensive to use stupid superstitions to end an argument with stupid superstitious people who ...
kenriley comments on Sep 27, 2018:
Or you could just grab a handful of hair.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 27, 2018:
Better to ask forgiveness than permission?
@sukisue has cute frogs hanging from her window.
Surfpirate comments on Sep 27, 2018:
It looks like an Assassin Bug to me, if you ever woke up with a bite on your face, usually around the mouth or eyes then you should get yourself checked out for Chaga's Disease which these parasitic bugs carry. We were always on the lookout for them in Latin America and were surprised to find them ...
Surfpirate replies on Sep 27, 2018:
@nikkir It just puts little parasites into you that eventually clog your heart and cause you to die but it takes years, no worries if you get some antibiotics in time.
Have you ever been out in nature, hiking or kayaking and suddenly the peace and tranquility is ...
zorialoki comments on Sep 27, 2018:
The military changed the color of life vests to offset the loss of life to giant squid and octopi. Shit happens and people get eaten in a part of the world that really isn't theirs. NOM-nom-nom
Surfpirate replies on Sep 27, 2018:
@zorialoki Blood does tend to attract a lot of attention.
Have you ever been out in nature, hiking or kayaking and suddenly the peace and tranquility is ...
GuyKeith comments on Sep 27, 2018:
You mean like Redneck cretins who take boom boxes on hikes?
Surfpirate replies on Sep 27, 2018:
The guys that hack their initials into ancient oaks with a $10 hatchet from Walmart or the jerk offs that feel the need to tag rock outcroppings with spray paint, those assholes?
Have you ever been out in nature, hiking or kayaking and suddenly the peace and tranquility is ...
escapetypist comments on Sep 27, 2018:
Is this the sea lion equivalent of throwing a shoe?
Surfpirate replies on Sep 27, 2018:
I would think so, especially if he is a Muslim seal. This is my all time favourite video of Baby Bush. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM3Z_Kskl_U
Have you ever been out in nature, hiking or kayaking and suddenly the peace and tranquility is ...
zorialoki comments on Sep 27, 2018:
The military changed the color of life vests to offset the loss of life to giant squid and octopi. Shit happens and people get eaten in a part of the world that really isn't theirs. NOM-nom-nom
Surfpirate replies on Sep 27, 2018:
I had no idea that giant squid were eating people in the navy, I thought they usually inhabited the region on the edge of sunlight penetration not the surface but I suppose a naval battle might attract a lot of attention.
I haven't been a pot smoker for decades but this plant has so many more uses that replace the wood ...
JBradford comments on Sep 26, 2018:
I used pot a few times in college. I hated feeling stoned. I am 50 now. I developed a spinal tumor that left me a paraplegic. The surgery that gave me my ability to walk left me with neurological damage and chronic pain. I am in recovery, so more than incidental use of opioids is out of the ...
Surfpirate replies on Sep 26, 2018:
I've been thinking about trying the CBD oil myself, spinal cord damage from a fall down a flight of stairs has left me with chronic pain. Physio and chiropractic helps, as well as baclofen and pain killers but I need something more effective.
That's gotta be the trickiest treat ever handed out at Halloween, you just know there are going to ...
ProudMary comments on Sep 26, 2018:
They'll burn your house down.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 26, 2018:
@ProudMary I wouldn't hand that out to kids, it's not organic and it is full of preservatives.
Democrats aren’t doing their jobs!
glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2018:
It is not that the democrats have not spoken out, it is that NO ONE is reporting it. Demand that the MSM report fairly and accurately.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 26, 2018:
The whole UN General Assembly laughed at the POTUS yesterday and FOX News edited out the laughter from their coverage, actually altered the audio tape.
That's gotta be the trickiest treat ever handed out at Halloween, you just know there are going to ...
ProudMary comments on Sep 26, 2018:
They'll burn your house down.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 26, 2018:
My house is stone over 8" of steel reinforced concrete, they better bring heavy equipment. ;)
After the UN speech.
Surfpirate comments on Sep 25, 2018:
It was pretty funny to hear the UN leaders laugh in his face like he had told a hilarious joke when he was being completely serious. :D
Surfpirate replies on Sep 26, 2018:
@LucyLoohoo Delusional and he has a nuclear football, what could possibly go wrong?
Break a leg !
Surfpirate comments on Sep 25, 2018:
The fucking you get for the fucking you got.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 26, 2018:
@VAL3941 It's the gift that keeps on giving and in so many ways. Kids, STD's, stalking, divorce, etc.
God is such a busy boy for someone who doesn't exist.
Eldovis comments on Sep 26, 2018:
Yes!! All good reasons to erase such nonsense from our culture!
Surfpirate replies on Sep 26, 2018:
The sooner the better.
That's gotta be the trickiest treat ever handed out at Halloween, you just know there are going to ...
SukiSue comments on Sep 25, 2018:
Prepare to be egged!
Surfpirate replies on Sep 26, 2018:
I'd gone with the eggs too but some of the others seem to be kinder than we are. lol
After the UN speech.
Surfpirate comments on Sep 25, 2018:
It was pretty funny to hear the UN leaders laugh in his face like he had told a hilarious joke when he was being completely serious. :D
Surfpirate replies on Sep 25, 2018:
@chalupacabre Maybe it's okay because he's gonna drone strike everybody who so much as smiled as soon as he gets back to DC and reviews the video footage, personally.
Have you ever started a conversation with a person who seems normal enough until the topic switches ...
Paracosm comments on Sep 25, 2018:
I wouldn't consider this convoluted logic. This is an exercise in thinking outside the box and seeing if / where you go with it. Story time basically.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 25, 2018:
Adam and Eve crash landing on Earth from Mars is a pretty big leap but throw in the dinosaur extinction 66 million years ago and the unaccounted 65 million year gap between that and humans - well that's a whale of a tale.
So, this was posted on FB this morning.
Surfpirate comments on Sep 25, 2018:
I've seen that look before, they have dismissed you as being outside their reality because you are.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 25, 2018:
@Stacey48 They just decide to take their imaginary friend and go home because they're not going to play with an unbeliever like you, so there. :D
Have you ever started a conversation with a person who seems normal enough until the topic switches ...
Heraclitus comments on Sep 25, 2018:
Yep. Can be a scary and upsetting experience if you like the person. It's like they suddenly transform into an alien with a 50 pt lower IQ.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 25, 2018:
My wife will often give me a nudge when the conversation has gone too far and I have not only lost them but their eyes have glazed over and they are no longer even trying to keep up. It's usually a problem when it is a topic that really interests me but might be a bit much for most people to enjoy.
Have you ever started a conversation with a person who seems normal enough until the topic switches ...
ProudMary comments on Sep 25, 2018:
I never, ever switch the topic to science...or math, football, or NASCAR for that matter.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 25, 2018:
What could be a better dinner party topic than dark matter or string theory? ;)
An orange, mutant vegetable has moved into the White House. Looks like a mushroom cap for a penis.
steve148 comments on Sep 25, 2018:
A chick pea would have been more acurate
Surfpirate replies on Sep 25, 2018:
Now that's punny.
Not exactly the Funny Pages but still interesting that comic style writing was around long before ...
Happyheretic comments on Sep 25, 2018:
In the HBO series : Rome, it showed walls with humorous and pornographic graffiti. Obviously there is evidence that this was the case. Thank you for posting this.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 25, 2018:
I recall seeing a documentary on Egyptian pyramids and the graffiti left by the workmen that showed they were not slaves but skilled workers who were well payed and with a bawdy sense of humour worthy of my own construction crews.
Maybe the problems in Washington aren't as complicated as we think?
nikkir comments on Sep 25, 2018:
So your saying the problem might be Congress ??
Surfpirate replies on Sep 25, 2018:
It does seem to not be representative of the people.
This is what it looks like when meat becomes so expensive that you can't decide if you are in a ...
MrLizard comments on Sep 23, 2018:
Gorgeous. And no price tags.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 24, 2018:
@MrLizard Maybe it was just a belch from the Steak Tartare I made last night with a beautiful beef tenderloin.
This is what it looks like when meat becomes so expensive that you can't decide if you are in a ...
MrLizard comments on Sep 23, 2018:
Gorgeous. And no price tags.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 24, 2018:
@AncientNight Is there an echo in here??
You guys really put the "fun" in dysfunction. You also take the "oxy" out of "oxymoron.
Surfpirate comments on Sep 24, 2018:
Just don't put the fuck into fuckwit.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 24, 2018:
@Duke only the half of it.
And THIS is why these men feel emboldened to behave towards women as they do.
Krysia22 comments on Sep 24, 2018:
Yes, this is horrible hypocrisy. These women perpetuate these double standards...What do they say to their daughters?
Surfpirate replies on Sep 24, 2018:
@SaucyCheryl Well said, they indoctrinate the men and the women into these roles of dominance and subservience, making these virtues instead of the sick role play that they are.
Would you tell your daughter that she is less of a person than her brother?
ProudMary comments on Sep 23, 2018:
Don't even get me started...
Surfpirate replies on Sep 24, 2018:
@zorialoki Agreed, my wife too and it was extremely difficult to let the process work it's way to a just consequence, had he not gone to jail then it would have got medieval. I think the jail time, the public apology and the silencing of the haters helped to give my wife closure and that helped me to deal with it to.
The one thing we all have in common is that we don't buy into organized religion, however, is there ...
genessa comments on Sep 23, 2018:
actually not buying into organized religion isn't what makes an atheist. not believing there are any gods is what makes an atheist. not being sure, or something like that, makes an agnostic. organized religion may go out the window along with these beliefs but that's not the point, is it? g
Surfpirate replies on Sep 23, 2018:
Atheist or anti-theist, it comes down to splitting frog's hairs as far as I'm concerned.
Would you tell your daughter that she is less of a person than her brother?
ProudMary comments on Sep 23, 2018:
Don't even get me started...
Surfpirate replies on Sep 23, 2018:
Although I did try my best. :)
This is not offensive. My beautiful spring garden in beautiful Cape Town
RavenCT comments on Sep 23, 2018:
Oh when I started whining about Winter you'll be in the throes of summer heat. Frankly I will almost always take the cold over heat - except when we go sub zero - cause that hurts.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 23, 2018:
How can you even call it winter when it isn't subzero? That's what we call spring, fall and parts of summer in Canada. ;)
This is not offensive. My beautiful spring garden in beautiful Cape Town
Captain_Feelgood comments on Sep 23, 2018:
Well, seeing as this is ''the offenders group'' that means someone has to say something offensive just to legitimize this post... ''HOLY FUCK, THAT THERE IS ONE UGLY BUNCH OF FUCKING WEEDS, DUDE... YOU NEED TO ROUND UP THAT SHIT ASAP''.. ??
Surfpirate replies on Sep 23, 2018:
LMFAO
Sometimes getting positive feedback for your pet theory is more important than actual facts to back ...
ValJ comments on Sep 23, 2018:
Interesting article. Confirmation bias (the same thing)? ie we tend to notice only what confirms our existing beliefs and ignore what doesn't.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 23, 2018:
@ValJ Turns out the silver spoon client had been abused by his father for his whole life, so I did feel a bit sorry for him but he also caused untold damage to others by his actions.
Would you tell your daughter that she is less of a person than her brother?
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 23, 2018:
Well ... governments around the world are using teenagers, predominantly boys, put them in uniforms and give them a licence to kill. Perhaps it is about time to rethink our societal arrangements. I saw many stickers ***Domestic violence is not ok*** ... I asked why can't we just say that ...
Surfpirate replies on Sep 23, 2018:
Corporate profits need to be supported by muscle when the corporate policies are illegal and unjust.
This is what you get wherever you go in the world that has a powerful, patriarchal religious ...
MrLizard comments on Sep 23, 2018:
We know what it's doing to them. It's making them even *less* likely to report it when it happens. Vicious and intentional (I believe) cycle of misogyny.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 23, 2018:
Since this is the US we're talking about here I think we need to make sure that all of these victims of sexual assault have fire arms with fully automatic capabilities so they can engage in mass shootings on frat houses. Nip this thing in the bud, early and often.
Trump just lends himself as a perfect foil to the free thinking society that is the Star Trek ...
steve148 comments on Sep 23, 2018:
The Borg wont take him
Surfpirate replies on Sep 23, 2018:
Not if they know what's good for them. lol
Sometimes getting positive feedback for your pet theory is more important than actual facts to back ...
ValJ comments on Sep 23, 2018:
Interesting article. Confirmation bias (the same thing)? ie we tend to notice only what confirms our existing beliefs and ignore what doesn't.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 23, 2018:
I recall one of my clients flying into a rage when it became clear that I had made an error and I stood up in the board meeting and took full responsibility not only for the error but for coming up with a solution. He yelled out 'A real man never admits that he is wrong, EVER!' I just looked at him for the contemptible, insecure idiot that he was, I later had to sue him for breach of contract, I won with punitive damages added on top because of his abhorrent behavior.
This is what it looks like when meat becomes so expensive that you can't decide if you are in a ...
MrLizard comments on Sep 23, 2018:
Gorgeous. And no price tags.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 23, 2018:
If you have to ask how much then you are probably in the wrong store.
Peter was always wasted and looking to stir up the shit/
nikkir comments on Sep 23, 2018:
Well the best fairy tales start with a wild imagination. Some of the best horror stories too.....lol.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 23, 2018:
Stephen King did an awful lot of drugs so I can only imagine what Hans Christian Anderson and the Brothers Grimm were on when they wrote their stories. :D
Men who never learned to cook
Surfpirate comments on Sep 22, 2018:
I love good food and grew up in a house where everything was boiled or burnt or both, so I learned to cook at the age of 13 by watching The Galloping Gourmet everyday after I got home from school. I became an excellent cook (so I am told) with a cooking regimen that spans everything from down home ...
Surfpirate replies on Sep 23, 2018:
@Drsmash253 That's LOW!
Men who never learned to cook
Surfpirate comments on Sep 22, 2018:
I love good food and grew up in a house where everything was boiled or burnt or both, so I learned to cook at the age of 13 by watching The Galloping Gourmet everyday after I got home from school. I became an excellent cook (so I am told) with a cooking regimen that spans everything from down home ...
Surfpirate replies on Sep 23, 2018:
@Drsmash253 Surely not your hand tools as well? That would be low, even if she were a plumber.
Delicious sushi lunch shared with my Mom - yes, she uses a fork! food sushi
Surfpirate comments on Sep 22, 2018:
My stepmom is from Osaka, Japan and she taught me how to make Sushi and Sashimi, they really did go a bit heavy with the sauce and while I understand your Mom isn't comfortable with chopsticks it does lend a certain metallic quality to the taste when you use a fork. Glad you two had a fun lunch ...
Surfpirate replies on Sep 22, 2018:
@JenBeberstein I've never seen one but that's a wonderful idea and a possible business opportunity.
These asshats just have to go where they aren't wanted or needed, let them die out like the rest of ...
Infoguy211 comments on Sep 22, 2018:
Round them all up, plop them on top of a massive toxic waste dump, house them in FEMA trailers containing asbestos and formaldehyde, give them rusty 19th century technology, give them seeds and a 10 day food supply, seal off the camp with electrified razor wire, guard the perimeter, keep the ...
Surfpirate replies on Sep 22, 2018:
I see your point but I would hate for decent people to become what they are trying to rid the world of. ;)
While some Americans are still debating the legal right of citizens to own military hardware, in ...
Xanadutoo comments on Sep 22, 2018:
Perhaps American schools should supply all with flak jackets. This could be paid for by a tax of $1 per round. Just a thought ,on all these CSI programmes a bullet has unique features why is this not registered with the fingerprints at the point of sale?
Surfpirate replies on Sep 22, 2018:
The unique features are caused when the bullet travels down the barrel of the gun but making ammo more expensive would certainly cut down on shootings. I think it was Chris Rock who said that there would be far fewer shootings if bullets cost $10,000 each. People would think twice before firing a $10k bullet at some asshole that isn't worth 50 cents to them.
While some Americans are still debating the legal right of citizens to own military hardware, in ...
zorialoki comments on Sep 22, 2018:
The majority of my handguns are black powder cap and ball. Would these fall under the same restrictions? They are good for targets, but not much good for defense.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 22, 2018:
I suppose you only need one shot if you have good aim, especially with the large caliber of those old cap and ball pistols.
While some Americans are still debating the legal right of citizens to own military hardware, in ...
zorialoki comments on Sep 22, 2018:
The majority of my handguns are black powder cap and ball. Would these fall under the same restrictions? They are good for targets, but not much good for defense.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 22, 2018:
I suppose you only need one shot if you have good aim, especially with the large caliber of those old cap and ball pistols.
While some Americans are still debating the legal right of citizens to own military hardware, in ...
Pralina1 comments on Sep 21, 2018:
the most I read and learn about Canada the most I like it .
Surfpirate replies on Sep 22, 2018:
I think you wound up in the wrong country by mistake. :)
Tell me this isn't a brilliant idea?
chalupacabre comments on Sep 21, 2018:
Awww, cute. Even the daleks will be dressing up, this year!
Surfpirate replies on Sep 21, 2018:
Now that's funny! :D
Not that the other potato chip companies do a great job either but Lays has got to be the worst out ...
Lilac-JadeCanada comments on Sep 21, 2018:
Thinking about making my own.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 21, 2018:
@Lilac-Jade You don't know anybody that hunts in the Cariboo? Most just eat the meat and throw out the fat left over after the cooking, ask them to save it for you.
Tell me this isn't a brilliant idea?
PontifexMarximus comments on Sep 21, 2018:
Excellent Idea ... Does the machine accept WeChat payment? Don't miss out on the little Chinese brats!
Surfpirate replies on Sep 21, 2018:
Even the fat ones leave you feeling hungry an hour later. :D
Not that the other potato chip companies do a great job either but Lays has got to be the worst out ...
Lilac-JadeCanada comments on Sep 21, 2018:
Thinking about making my own.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 21, 2018:
@Lilac-Jade You might be surprised just what you can find in the Cariboo but you can also get duck fat just by cooking up a duck or a goose. Seems to me that the Canadas, the Speckle bellies, the Snows and the Ross's Geese should all be flying and in season soon.
I have the same question.
Surfpirate comments on Sep 21, 2018:
I hope he is wearing a vest under that shirt if he is wearing it in a Red State. Bitches be Crazy and they be Packin' too.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 21, 2018:
@phoenixone1 It varies from person to person but just tap one on the shoulder and you should get your answer right away. :D
Not that the other potato chip companies do a great job either but Lays has got to be the worst out ...
Lilac-JadeCanada comments on Sep 21, 2018:
Thinking about making my own.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 21, 2018:
If you make them with duck fat they are over the moon delicious.

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