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I was prompted by a comment the other day to write this post, a person I had just met asked me what ...
fauxname11 comments on Sep 7, 2018:
I have plenty of practice living my days outside of work because I have summers off. I too wonder about people who have so little imagination that they can never find a life outside of a job.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 7, 2018:
Lots of people are dead in the first two years of retirement because they have no purpose without their old job, very sad. There was a report that master electricians were living just over two years after they retired, the reason was that they felt useless. The union brought some of these master electricians back to mentor the apprentices on the job part time and all of the master electricians were still alive after 5 years.
I was prompted by a comment the other day to write this post, a person I had just met asked me what ...
HippieChick58 comments on Sep 7, 2018:
Good advice as I move into retirement.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 7, 2018:
You can easily find yourself run off your feet and still hear people comment how 'It must be nice to be retired and do nothing all day'. :D
Myths are what we all rely on to believe shit that we otherwise would refuse to accept.
Umbral comments on Sep 7, 2018:
Bleak. Interesting, accurate and well written, but bleak.:(
Surfpirate replies on Sep 7, 2018:
The question that is hard to answer is that what does one do about it?
I'm moving all my shit today! New apartment.
Surfpirate comments on Sep 6, 2018:
My wife and I lived in Bermuda for 7 years until 2010 and because it is such an isolated spot the shipping costs to move all of our stuff back to Canada was ridiculously expensive. We had decided to go traveling for a few years at that point so we sold everything that wouldn't fit into a suit case ...
Surfpirate replies on Sep 7, 2018:
@StrongHappySilly what is surprising is how liberating it is, you don't realize just how much time and energy it takes to maintain all your stuff, clean it, protect it, replace it and store it. There is a constant battle to avoid creep because we are constantly bombarded with ads to buy more stuff. If you have less stuff you will also have more money and more free time.
Just look at the price of a new home.
escapetypist comments on Sep 6, 2018:
I hear land is cheap on Mars. I for one like all the carbon dioxide we're putting into the air. I will be well prepared for living on the red planet.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 6, 2018:
The commute is a real bitch. ;)
For some this is such a convoluted question but I think it is more complex than most people perceive...
Nukdookum comments on Sep 6, 2018:
I am a veteran. I think anyone has the right to protest peacefully in whatever way they see fit to bring an issue into the light. I think there are fucking ignorant assholes who may be racist trying to shut up peaceful protesters because thinking about the issue being brought up makes them ...
Surfpirate replies on Sep 6, 2018:
That was one of the most articulate rants I've heard in a while, clear and concise, really more of a forceful opinion. (y)
The first time I saw this movie I thought to myself, the person who wrote this movie knows how to ...
Electro68 comments on Sep 6, 2018:
I liked the movie, how cool would that be.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 6, 2018:
They certainly make it look cool to be popping around but in dream time it is just a useful tool to move things along or to get out of trouble. Imagine for example that you are in a fight with a huge snake in your dream and it has its coils around you, it is trying to bite you in the face and you are struggling to hold it back with your one free hand, so BLINK! and the snake is holding nothing but air. :) Very Handy.
For some this is such a convoluted question but I think it is more complex than most people perceive...
escapetypist comments on Sep 5, 2018:
If you can't love your country, love your neighbor. If you can't love your neighbor, love yourself, if you can't love yourself, love your country.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 6, 2018:
If you can't love yourself then you can't love anything.
For some this is such a convoluted question but I think it is more complex than most people perceive...
VAL3941 comments on Sep 6, 2018:
I still dob't know what all the fusswas about !
Surfpirate replies on Sep 6, 2018:
I think it might have been about sneakers but possibly about black people knowing their place is at the back of the bus in a white man's world. Could be wrong about that but it is weird that people are so wound up about their sneakers that they are burning them in the front yard.
For some this is such a convoluted question but I think it is more complex than most people perceive...
nikkir comments on Sep 5, 2018:
@surfpirate I think I love you. Great post!
Surfpirate replies on Sep 6, 2018:
@moonmaid I've got 2 adult children living in Jacksonville and one living in DC, maybe we could do a ransom deal where they come home and we send you a couple of draft dodgers left over from Nam? ;)
The first time I saw this movie I thought to myself, the person who wrote this movie knows how to ...
LB67 comments on Sep 5, 2018:
I enjoyed the movie. I can’t say I have any control of my dreams.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 6, 2018:
Practice, Practice, Practice
I had a girlfriend like this a long time ago, a year of living dangerously but the make up sex was ...
Mooolah comments on Sep 5, 2018:
68 Kill
Surfpirate replies on Sep 5, 2018:
@Countrywoman Don't need to see that, I lived it.
For some this is such a convoluted question but I think it is more complex than most people perceive...
nikkir comments on Sep 5, 2018:
@surfpirate I think I love you. Great post!
Surfpirate replies on Sep 5, 2018:
@nikkir Cheaper if we use a shipping container, a high cube with the A/C unit, no need to be cruel.
For some this is such a convoluted question but I think it is more complex than most people perceive...
nikkir comments on Sep 5, 2018:
@surfpirate I think I love you. Great post!
Surfpirate replies on Sep 5, 2018:
Crazy Canuck, we all love equality and justice in the Great White North. (well maybe not some of my constituents in this municipal election, some of them I would like to ship south so they can goose step with the Trumpettes) :D
For some this is such a convoluted question but I think it is more complex than most people perceive...
GuyKeith comments on Sep 5, 2018:
A Trifecta Of Truth
Surfpirate replies on Sep 5, 2018:
Aptly put. (y)
All Canadian geese look alike to me. I guess I'm more racist than I thought
escapetypist comments on Sep 5, 2018:
Millions of Canadian geese come into this country illegally every year.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 5, 2018:
@Countrywoman Most of the national leaders in the world are better looking than Trump, my arsehole is cuter. lol I just don't understand Americans, they can find a magic bullet for JFK who is arguably the best looking POTUS in your history but for the Trumpster. pfft!
I had a girlfriend like this a long time ago, a year of living dangerously but the make up sex was ...
Mooolah comments on Sep 5, 2018:
68 Kill
Surfpirate replies on Sep 5, 2018:
Is that like a 69 but less 1 other person??
Oh Man I wish I had done this when my Bouviers were still alive.
moonmaid comments on Sep 5, 2018:
That's the way to scare of the bad guys
Surfpirate replies on Sep 5, 2018:
@moonmaid He also introduced me to my wife, I might not have met her otherwise, such a clever boy.
Oh Man I wish I had done this when my Bouviers were still alive.
moonmaid comments on Sep 5, 2018:
That's the way to scare of the bad guys
Surfpirate replies on Sep 5, 2018:
@moonmaid In some ways he saved my life, I rescued him from the needle and in his own way he rescued me after my divorce.
Oh Man I wish I had done this when my Bouviers were still alive.
moonmaid comments on Sep 5, 2018:
That's the way to scare of the bad guys
Surfpirate replies on Sep 5, 2018:
@moonmaid I was just saying, although my Bouvs were very good at picking out the bad guys from the good guys. My boy Bear would go everywhere with me and let subtrades come and go off my job sites but if they tried to steal anything he would corner them and then bark to get my attention. I sure do miss him.
Oh Man I wish I had done this when my Bouviers were still alive.
moonmaid comments on Sep 5, 2018:
That's the way to scare of the bad guys
Surfpirate replies on Sep 5, 2018:
Just the bad guys? That dog doesn't appear to be a picky eater.
All Canadian geese look alike to me. I guess I'm more racist than I thought
escapetypist comments on Sep 5, 2018:
Millions of Canadian geese come into this country illegally every year.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 5, 2018:
@Duke Don't forget healthcare, finance, marketing, construction, entertainment and IT. We also have the most productive auto plants in North America but those jobs stay on our side of the border because we want to maintain our high standards. I really think that most of the Northern States like Colorado, Vermont, Maine, New York (not the city, total cesspool), Ohio, Wisconsin, the Dakotas, Oregon, Washington, Michigan, Montana, Pennsylvania and a few others would do much better under the Canadian system.
All Canadian geese look alike to me. I guess I'm more racist than I thought
escapetypist comments on Sep 5, 2018:
Millions of Canadian geese come into this country illegally every year.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 5, 2018:
@Duke I've heard that line before but it was in Arizona, has Colorado amalgamated with the loony toon state of Arizona? Yeah we're coming south for your jobs, all those high paying jobs that require intelligence and hard work, the ones that can't be filled by Americans. :D
I had a girlfriend like this a long time ago, a year of living dangerously but the make up sex was ...
Sticks48 comments on Sep 5, 2018:
Fighting does not make me horny. Too much of it and l will be completely turned off to that person, and with me, when it is gone, there is no getting it back.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 5, 2018:
Oh I'm not the fighter type when it comes to women, I just dealt with the hail of abuse and then we'd bang our brains out to release the tension. A Pentecostal girl, it's all about the tension but even at that age it wore thin after a while.
Cost of having a baby in 1943. My how things have changed.
Surfpirate comments on Sep 5, 2018:
It's an interesting idea, I had to think about because I'm a Canadian and I never received a bill when any of my 3 children were born, never even considered I would but I did some searching online and the estimated cost for a foreigner who gives birth in Canada without complications is about $5k ...
Surfpirate replies on Sep 5, 2018:
@pixiedust My first two kids were pretty easy deliveries but the third I delivered with the help of a nurse from Guyana, the anestheasologist bailed as soon as the head started to crown and the OBGyn wasn't there because they were in the middle of a breach birth elsewhere. We were wiping down my boy when she came in and cut the cord.
I had a girlfriend like this a long time ago, a year of living dangerously but the make up sex was ...
silverotter11 comments on Sep 5, 2018:
Not a fan of chaos and upheaval in a relationship, the one time my ex and I had make up sex it was up as good as our everyday stuff. Sex was not the problem with our relationship. :)
Surfpirate replies on Sep 5, 2018:
Sex is always good but there are times went it is completely off the hook, fond memories.
We've got such a smart dog.
chalupacabre comments on Sep 5, 2018:
She's solid, not like 100% german shepherd throw pillows. Just a little suspicious that the scale is the only thing in all the clinic that gets that response. ??
Surfpirate replies on Sep 5, 2018:
She's just one of those hefty, fun loving, German Frauliens.
The Wrens of the Curragh were an outcast community of 19th-century Irish women who lived rough, ...
Eldovis comments on Sep 5, 2018:
So much for "Christian charity and tolerance" . It makes me think of a famous quote by Denis Diderot... "Mankind will never be free until the last king will be strangle with the entrails of the last priest "
Surfpirate replies on Sep 5, 2018:
One of my favourite quotes.
Cost of having a baby in 1943. My how things have changed.
Surfpirate comments on Sep 5, 2018:
It's an interesting idea, I had to think about because I'm a Canadian and I never received a bill when any of my 3 children were born, never even considered I would but I did some searching online and the estimated cost for a foreigner who gives birth in Canada without complications is about $5k ...
Surfpirate replies on Sep 5, 2018:
@pixiedust Good thing you weren't across the border without a credit card or they might have let you deliver in the street. My cousin delivered her daughter in Sask., she was living in Midale and said that the nurses and her OBGyn were amazing. Maybe Regina just isn't good for the vagina.
Haters gonna hate because that's just who they are, don't let any of that shit stick to you because ...
educatedredneck comments on Sep 5, 2018:
Just looked her up, yet another child star who was raped but now spotlights child trafficking. She also led the early fight to get HIV recognized.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 5, 2018:
Hollywood is right up there with religion when it comes to pedophiles.
I need to have my good Christian neighbors thrown in jail for defacing my mail.
Stacey48 comments on Sep 5, 2018:
Well, do you know them well enough to know if they are being funny? My first reaction was, "How rude". lol
Surfpirate replies on Sep 5, 2018:
@kenriley They'd get off for having diminished capacity if you were to pursue this legally, the courts tend to be lenient with the mentally retarded in society.
I need to have my good Christian neighbors thrown in jail for defacing my mail.
escapetypist comments on Sep 5, 2018:
So does Casper the Friendly Ghost
Surfpirate replies on Sep 5, 2018:
Casper Rocks!
Haters gonna hate because that's just who they are, don't let any of that shit stick to you because ...
educatedredneck comments on Sep 5, 2018:
Almost hate to admit this in public, I had a crush on her after love boat
Surfpirate replies on Sep 5, 2018:
I didn't realize that the cast of The Little House on the Prairie was ever on the Love Boat.
Haters gonna hate because that's just who they are, don't let any of that shit stick to you because ...
escapetypist comments on Sep 5, 2018:
Funny, my ex-wife had the same look
Surfpirate replies on Sep 5, 2018:
Mine too only a little droopier on the left side of her mouth, like a Northern Pike with a fishhook stuck in her mouth. lol
'God is a terrible money manager, always asking for a handout and by the following Sunday he's broke...
Simon1 comments on Sep 5, 2018:
They also need a better carpenter that bloody roof is always leaking !!!
Surfpirate replies on Sep 5, 2018:
I had a carpentry crew that used to do work for me but the church was always calling them off to work on their special projects for free. I finally had to stop using that crew because they were unreliable and wouldn't honour their contractual obligations to me when the church called. God before Mammon is what they would say, so I cut off the mammon I was paying them on a hotel job they were framing for me and billed them for the delays and knock on costs associated with their breach of contract.
'God is a terrible money manager, always asking for a handout and by the following Sunday he's broke...
Shelton comments on Sep 4, 2018:
If the earth is the Lord's why are churhes soliciting the poor and needy?
Surfpirate replies on Sep 5, 2018:
I'll bite - How about because nobody else is dumb enough to cough up their hard earned money to these con artists?
Beware of this scammer please ! Goes by the name of MaliaPonzio.
SukiSue comments on Sep 5, 2018:
Aw.. she sure is purdy!
Surfpirate replies on Sep 5, 2018:
In a 'she could be your daughter kinda way' :D
Just have a salad already, nobody cares.
ugly comments on Sep 5, 2018:
I find it interesting that all you guys are familiar with that myth.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 5, 2018:
Even if you were raised an Atheist you would know this myth because society bombards you with it through media from the moment you are born.
Summer is over and all those stupid couples games they make you engage in at wedding showers and ...
nikkir comments on Sep 4, 2018:
Next couple's game. Who's the baby daddy??...lol
Surfpirate replies on Sep 4, 2018:
Let's all play DNA test! YAY
OK, lets take bets on how long it takes for this gal to block me.
Surfpirate comments on Sep 4, 2018:
Outhouse humour has a long and respectable tradition, what's not to like.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 4, 2018:
@GuyKeith Maybe this would work? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVNWSEX-WqU
OK, lets take bets on how long it takes for this gal to block me.
kenriley comments on Sep 4, 2018:
Are you okay GuyKeith? I'm a little worried about you.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 4, 2018:
@GuyKeith Well Maverick, it's not easy to be your wing man that's for sure.
OK, lets take bets on how long it takes for this gal to block me.
Surfpirate comments on Sep 4, 2018:
Outhouse humour has a long and respectable tradition, what's not to like.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 4, 2018:
@GuyKeith Let yourself be rescued for a change, you can't be fighting the dragons every day.
OK, lets take bets on how long it takes for this gal to block me.
kenriley comments on Sep 4, 2018:
Are you okay GuyKeith? I'm a little worried about you.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 4, 2018:
@GuyKeith All the best people are at least a half a bubble off plumb.
OK, lets take bets on how long it takes for this gal to block me.
Surfpirate comments on Sep 4, 2018:
Outhouse humour has a long and respectable tradition, what's not to like.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 4, 2018:
@GuyKeith If I help you get hooked up you owe me $5 or a beer, whichever is easier.
Summer is over and all those stupid couples games they make you engage in at wedding showers and ...
moonmaid comments on Sep 4, 2018:
Oh my, there's a pickle
Surfpirate replies on Sep 4, 2018:
Divine Birth? It worked once so maybe it will work again.
First original any gender bathroom.
GuyKeith comments on Sep 4, 2018:
Then why is the seat down?
Surfpirate replies on Sep 4, 2018:
@mistymoon77 he just needs the love of a good woman to turn him around and make him into the man that you always wanted him to be. :)
The lengths we go to in order to offend without technically offending, there are so many shades of ...
Surfpirate comments on Sep 4, 2018:
The one eyed, pink beach boa can spit a stream of blinding fluid several times the length of it's body, best get a noose around that fella and immobilize him. Crikey! look at the size of him!
Surfpirate replies on Sep 4, 2018:
@Stacey48 Me too, I always felt a bit sorry for Jim, old Marlin Perkins would be jawing on and on about Anacondas or Warthogs and then he'd tell Jim to go wrestle one to the ground so we could all have a closer look.
'God is a terrible money manager, always asking for a handout and by the following Sunday he's broke...
girlwithsmiles comments on Sep 4, 2018:
Given the Christian story of the talents you'd think their money management skills would be better. I guess in the UK they need to downsize their buildings to fit the current trends which is kind of impossible as they're monuments now. A Jehovah's Witness I know reckons that all the old churches ...
Surfpirate replies on Sep 4, 2018:
The JW's are getting bolder, they just used to talk about those sorts of things in hushed whispers in the hopes that Jehovah would hear them and send his host of angels to destroy the works of Satan the Devil. lol What a sadistic cream dream.
I live in a multilingual area with a university with great diversity.
Surfpirate comments on Sep 4, 2018:
This meme has made the rounds of various expat communities for years but your post reminded me of it. Cheers. :)
Surfpirate replies on Sep 4, 2018:
@Countrywoman I've always considered the failed European aristocrats and their Nouveau Riche cohorts to be Euro Trash. Then there are the Ugly Americans that think the universe ends at the boundaries of the lower 48. There are some civilized and decent 'white people', like us for example. :)
The lengths we go to in order to offend without technically offending, there are so many shades of ...
Surfpirate comments on Sep 4, 2018:
The one eyed, pink beach boa can spit a stream of blinding fluid several times the length of it's body, best get a noose around that fella and immobilize him. Crikey! look at the size of him!
Surfpirate replies on Sep 4, 2018:
@Stacey48 We may have watched too much Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom as kids, that's my theory. :D
The lengths we go to in order to offend without technically offending, there are so many shades of ...
hrichardson8 comments on Sep 4, 2018:
Sounds tiring.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 4, 2018:
I do at least one crossword puzzle every morning while I have my coffee to help wake me up, not tiring at all. This is about the same thing really.
The lengths we go to in order to offend without technically offending, there are so many shades of ...
Hitchens comments on Sep 4, 2018:
Clever. ?
Surfpirate replies on Sep 4, 2018:
We need to get the fucker who made this up working on world peace! (y)
Just have a salad already, nobody cares.
Nukdookum comments on Sep 4, 2018:
Hey, Adam could have refused the apple, he knew what he was doing and is just as guilty as Eve. if you believe in that garbage.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 4, 2018:
He could have gone to his god and complained the way he did with Lillith the first woman who was not created from a rib but created whole with Adam and demanded to be treated as an equal.
Just have a salad already, nobody cares.
GuyKeith comments on Sep 4, 2018:
Check this out. What a load of shit.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 4, 2018:
Sounds like something my older brother the Xstian Elder would have said (pretty sure he did say it because I have seen this before) before he died of a brain embolism just 2 weeks after he retired, the lord works in strange and mysterious ways. ;)
The lengths we go to in order to offend without technically offending, there are so many shades of ...
chalupacabre comments on Sep 4, 2018:
Good luck making a giraffe with those balloons!
Surfpirate replies on Sep 4, 2018:
It could be fun to try.
The lengths we go to in order to offend without technically offending, there are so many shades of ...
Surfpirate comments on Sep 4, 2018:
The one eyed, pink beach boa can spit a stream of blinding fluid several times the length of it's body, best get a noose around that fella and immobilize him. Crikey! look at the size of him!
Surfpirate replies on Sep 4, 2018:
@Stacey48 Something has got him fully aroused and looking for a tussle, maybe it's those pink balloons?
Okay, enough with the single use plastic or the teenage mutant ninja turtles are going to get ...
escapetypist comments on Sep 4, 2018:
You can't make me re-use a straw to wipe my butt. Uh uh. Not gonna do it.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 4, 2018:
Just use the napkin.
The lengths we go to in order to offend without technically offending, there are so many shades of ...
Surfpirate comments on Sep 4, 2018:
The one eyed, pink beach boa can spit a stream of blinding fluid several times the length of it's body, best get a noose around that fella and immobilize him. Crikey! look at the size of him!
Surfpirate replies on Sep 4, 2018:
@Stacey48 Not well camouflaged for its environment it still manages to attract its prey within striking distance by luring them in with hypnotic swaying movements.
Just have a salad already, nobody cares.
moonmaid comments on Sep 4, 2018:
Gimme the apples!
Surfpirate replies on Sep 4, 2018:
Okay already, you only had to ask once, have an apple already.
I live in a multilingual area with a university with great diversity.
Surfpirate comments on Sep 4, 2018:
This meme has made the rounds of various expat communities for years but your post reminded me of it. Cheers. :)
Surfpirate replies on Sep 4, 2018:
@Countrywoman Who's European? Are you European?
I live in a multilingual area with a university with great diversity.
Pralina1 comments on Sep 4, 2018:
Hahahahahah ! Oh man . If u only knew :( people assume , when they hear an accent , that u r here to : steal their jobs . Have a free ride ( like u walk down the street in USA and dollars pop out from nowhere !? . That u found a stupid American to finance your stay . That u are your self stupid bcz ...
Surfpirate replies on Sep 4, 2018:
@Pralina1 You madam are a true gem, your story is beautiful. Sas efharistó pára polí.
I live in a multilingual area with a university with great diversity.
Surfpirate comments on Sep 4, 2018:
Being from a Bi-lingual country it always gives me a chuckle when I hear American expats complaining about people in non-English speaking countries not speaking any god damn English. :D These people don't even speak proper English most of the time, some sort of Americanese I would think but not ...
Surfpirate replies on Sep 4, 2018:
@zorialoki I went for a Sunday drive with my girlfriend who was Welsh, this was back when I was a starving student in university. Around 3 pm we pulled into a quaint country inn and I thought we might grab a snack to eat before we drove back to our tiny apartment off campus. The man who answered the door said that dinner wasn't served until 5 pm but if we liked we could come in for tea, so I said yes and in we went. My Welsh girlfriend leans over and asks me how much money I have on me, this is back in the early 80's so no credit or debit card for me, I tell her 30 dollars and she checks her purse and passes me $10 more. I don't get what she means so I push it back to her, how much can a couple cups of tea cost, right? Except this was a country inn run by a British couple that had retired to Canada, so when they said tea what they meant was High Tea - so a whole pot of tea, crumpets and short bread and biscuits and cakes and custard, etc. etc. The bill came to just over $40, I had to go out to my rolling wreck of a car and raid the change slot to pay the bill and I didn't have enough for even a token tip. I speak Canadian English, it's close to British English but not really the same, I still have no idea what Americans speak half the time. ;)
Science? MEH! Who needs that?
chalupacabre comments on Sep 4, 2018:
We've to the Hanford nuclear reservation about 3 hours east of me and every now and then they'll casually mention a leak and how it may or may not be reaching or affecting the Columbia river. Scary stuff and, despite the site being there for so long it rarely sounds like they know what they want to ...
Surfpirate replies on Sep 4, 2018:
There have been many reports over the years about radioactive material leaking into the Columbia River, it all just gets white washed but all it takes is one isotope that is super lethal to get into your body and it is game over. Cesium-137, Strontium-90 and Iodine-131 are the ones to watch out for, if you see reports listing those isotopes then you know you want to stay far away.
September 4: Dream Diary
Surfpirate comments on Sep 4, 2018:
Last night was a dream about a great wind storm that was causing damage to houses and it was evaporating the water off of the rivers into a mist. I was flying above the river with my younger brother and there was a voice over explaining the impact of the winds on the river and the damage they could...
Surfpirate replies on Sep 4, 2018:
@Electro68 Once you get the hang of flying in your dreams it will just become as natural as walking, only a lot more fun .
Science? MEH! Who needs that?
BufftonBeotch comments on Sep 4, 2018:
Putting poison with a life of a half million yeas in a barrel with a rot life of fifty. Fifty years got it past being their problem.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 4, 2018:
I have always found it astounding to me that people who would be outraged if you dropped a big shit in the middle of their living room rug and then told them not to worry because someone would come along eventually with an idea of how to clean that up, these same people have no problem putting toxic nuclear waste in a metal drum for someone else to clean up later.
Scottish Barstool for Kilt Wearers
escapetypist comments on Sep 3, 2018:
The penis groove seems a little ambitious
Surfpirate replies on Sep 3, 2018:
In length or in girth?
Does anyone else just roll their eyes when they see these stupid stickers on people's vehicles?
Stacey48 comments on Sep 3, 2018:
There is a large church here that many drivers advertise. They were in the news for having some of the worst drivers.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 3, 2018:
Let me guess, Jesus is their copilot and he doesn't do a very good job of it because he is always drunk.
Does anyone else just roll their eyes when they see these stupid stickers on people's vehicles?
McVinegar comments on Sep 3, 2018:
I think you protest too much. Bumper stickers are lame, but they are good for profiling dopes.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 3, 2018:
It should have useful function then, perhaps as targets for a paintball gun?
Bee lovers , y ???!!
Surfpirate comments on Sep 3, 2018:
One of those cunts with wings decided to sting my wife yesterday, she is terribly allergic to bumble bee stings but the wasp sting just left a very itchy welt on her thigh.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 3, 2018:
@VAL3941 Try to stay away from those South African, Killer Bees - supposed to be much worse.
Does anyone else just roll their eyes when they see these stupid stickers on people's vehicles?
nikkir comments on Sep 3, 2018:
Where I live, it is branded everywhere on ppls cars. Drive me up the wall. The baby on board is actually suppose to be a warning for first responders if in case of an accident. Not used as a excuse to drive like a jerk.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 3, 2018:
Wouldn't the carseat be a dead give away or the infant splattered on the dashboard be a tip off?
My alarm clock this morning was hearing my dog vomit all over my bedding. Happy Labor Day.
Surfpirate comments on Sep 3, 2018:
No pets on the furniture has always been my rule, now you know why. ;)
Surfpirate replies on Sep 3, 2018:
@ugly What? You don't own a shotgun??? ;) I don't have cats although I have been involved with women that had cats and while it was fun while it lasted it never worked out long term so - negatory on the cats.
Does anyone else just roll their eyes when they see these stupid stickers on people's vehicles?
educatedredneck comments on Sep 3, 2018:
Baby on board is hilarious, I quietly smirked at that
Surfpirate replies on Sep 3, 2018:
Quite an achievement isn't it? ;)
Does anyone else just roll their eyes when they see these stupid stickers on people's vehicles?
ugly comments on Sep 3, 2018:
I love the christer bumper stickers. Had to follow a car that was plastered with that shit all over it. Makes me wonder how people could be so stupid.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 3, 2018:
I'm pretty sure that most smart people avoid breeding with stupid people so maybe that's how the stupid people tend to keep breeding together, soon we may have a race of super morons. :D
I just had a 2 hour+ meeting with the rate payers association, ostensibly just to see where we might...
moonmaid comments on Sep 3, 2018:
Sorry to burst your bubble dear but it ain't just the elites that are bullies. But I'm sure you knew this
Surfpirate replies on Sep 3, 2018:
@moonmaid actually the entitled rich asshole was redfaced when I left the building, two of his sidekicks had already fled the field and I think the last lawyer was sticking around just to calm him down and get him to see reason - I was annoyed because I find that entitled bullshit to be offensive, especially the false charity but I was also a bit amused and have to confess to laughing out loud on the way home in the truck because he just couldn't confirm his conviction that everything and everyone is for sale. lol
Bee lovers , y ???!!
Surfpirate comments on Sep 3, 2018:
One of those cunts with wings decided to sting my wife yesterday, she is terribly allergic to bumble bee stings but the wasp sting just left a very itchy welt on her thigh.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 3, 2018:
@VAL3941 If you like, let me know how it feels. ;)
The requested Grass up date, When cutting one's grass, one should use safety first and never go too ...
Surfpirate comments on Sep 3, 2018:
Maybe a low ground cover would work, I've planted a bunch of thyme in the wooded area out front and it seems to be doing well, chokes out the weeds too.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 3, 2018:
@kenriley Yep, it's not pretty and I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. I had a house fire back in 89' and it was one of those things that takes a long time to get over and you never really put it behind you.
Bee lovers , y ???!!
Surfpirate comments on Sep 3, 2018:
One of those cunts with wings decided to sting my wife yesterday, she is terribly allergic to bumble bee stings but the wasp sting just left a very itchy welt on her thigh.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 3, 2018:
@VAL3941 get your own
The requested Grass up date, When cutting one's grass, one should use safety first and never go too ...
Surfpirate comments on Sep 3, 2018:
Maybe a low ground cover would work, I've planted a bunch of thyme in the wooded area out front and it seems to be doing well, chokes out the weeds too.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 3, 2018:
@kenriley how about 5 gallons of gas and a match then, the fire department will have it all put out by the end of the day
I just had a 2 hour+ meeting with the rate payers association, ostensibly just to see where we might...
mcgeo52 comments on Sep 3, 2018:
There comes a point with people like that when you need to simply look them in the eye and ask, "What part of 'no' don't you understand?"
Surfpirate replies on Sep 3, 2018:
That's Perfect, I think I just got my campaign theme song thanks to you, much appreciated. :D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo30qsyafZI
I just had a 2 hour+ meeting with the rate payers association, ostensibly just to see where we might...
ugly comments on Sep 3, 2018:
And you want to be in politics?
Surfpirate replies on Sep 3, 2018:
Sure, why not? I have no issues with telling people to take a flying fuck at a rolling donut, couched in nicer terms of course because one should always be respectful and accommodating of the electorate when you are an elected official.
I just had a 2 hour+ meeting with the rate payers association, ostensibly just to see where we might...
kmdskit3 comments on Sep 2, 2018:
What an arrogant prick.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 3, 2018:
Wealthy entitled assholes don't like the equality that is entailed in real democracy, it seems to offend them that the guy in the average house with an average income gets the same vote and the same rights as they do in their mansions with their riches.
I just had a 2 hour+ meeting with the rate payers association, ostensibly just to see where we might...
escapetypist comments on Sep 2, 2018:
To the gas chambers those arrogate elitist pricks!
Surfpirate replies on Sep 3, 2018:
I think we're going to need a bigger gas chamber if that is the solution, there are a lot of these arrogant pricks.
I just had a 2 hour+ meeting with the rate payers association, ostensibly just to see where we might...
Bierbasstard comments on Sep 3, 2018:
Hang him from the mizzenmast! (I'll excuse your paragraph fukkery because you are being all emotional and all.;-) ) Politics suck at all levels. It's never about what is best for those involved but who is benefiting who. I'm glad that you stood your ground. Skol!
Surfpirate replies on Sep 3, 2018:
I think he just needs to feel loved and wanted but he is having a hard time because he can't figure out how to buy these things, he buys just about everything else.
I just had a 2 hour+ meeting with the rate payers association, ostensibly just to see where we might...
silverotter11 comments on Sep 3, 2018:
I hope you don't think it will improve when you get elected to office. ;) Nice rant btw. I'm not sure it's all about money, though you do see it more with the wealthy, I know a woman here in this apartment complex (55 and older, low income) who will drag an activity meeting on much longer than ...
Surfpirate replies on Sep 3, 2018:
It is rather humourous when I think about it, the buffoon kept going on and on about how much money he gives to charities and how the community therefore owes him for his donations. I guess he missed the part in his bible about the hottest and deepest part of hell being reserved for those who give false charity.
I just had a 2 hour+ meeting with the rate payers association, ostensibly just to see where we might...
moonmaid comments on Sep 3, 2018:
Sorry to burst your bubble dear but it ain't just the elites that are bullies. But I'm sure you knew this
Surfpirate replies on Sep 3, 2018:
Yes, I did know it, it's just been a while since I have had to deal with such an atrocious one, my life is pretty simple now so I don't typically have to bother with these types anymore.
I just had a 2 hour+ meeting with the rate payers association, ostensibly just to see where we might...
MissKathleen comments on Sep 2, 2018:
It is not only elites who will go to extremes to try to have their way. It can be difficult dealing with people who want you to do things you are not going to do. I would handle excessive pressure to act in a way I do not intend, in the same way. Rationally stating my position, regardless of ...
Surfpirate replies on Sep 2, 2018:
I am an immovable object when I know I am in the right, ask my wife. ;)
So, my Offenders Droogies, what do you do for fun?
Surfpirate comments on Sep 2, 2018:
HA! I installed a similar dip in the private lane that runs beside my house, the lane is in an illegal position that is outside of the legal right of way but the people who use it are too cheap to change it 20 feet to the west so that it is no longer on my private property. These people have ...
Surfpirate replies on Sep 2, 2018:
@PontifexMarximus I just fired up my backhoe.
I just had a 2 hour+ meeting with the rate payers association, ostensibly just to see where we might...
kenriley comments on Sep 2, 2018:
Hang in there, Let some of that stuff roll off you.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 2, 2018:
Not to worry, my skin is like teflon coated rhino hide. One client once asked me what my price was because everybody has a price and I told him I wasn't sure what that number was but I was damned sure that I couldn't afford it and neither could he.
I just had a 2 hour+ meeting with the rate payers association, ostensibly just to see where we might...
chalupacabre comments on Sep 2, 2018:
Hope you eventually won out.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 2, 2018:
He called me half an hour after the meeting but since I was already busy meeting with another group of very nice people over dinner I waited to get back to him for 3 hours and left a message to call me tomorrow. The guy was so obnoxious that I almost wanted to reverse my decision on a straightforward issue just because he wanted me to do it his way. I really don't think he is used to being told NO, repeatedly.
Points Question..?
Surfpirate comments on Sep 2, 2018:
I'm pretty sure that there is a random points generator on this site that just distributes points willy nilly. How else can we explain SukiSue still being stuck in the Level 7 basement?
Surfpirate replies on Sep 2, 2018:
@VAL3941 Well they are a pair, a full set with feet and knees and everything, they also appear to be symmetrical which is important for walking and swimming, so very good on the legs @SukieSue , keep up the good work.
When does a culture with a few predators in it become a predator culture?
McVinegar comments on Sep 2, 2018:
Has there been an attempt to control people that wasn't predatory? Asking for a friend. ;)
Surfpirate replies on Sep 2, 2018:
I would never join any group that would have someone like me as a member, present company excepted.
September 2 : Dream Diary
Surfpirate comments on Sep 2, 2018:
I've been up since 5 am after a rather mundane dream. I dreamed that I was taking a retraining course at one of the local colleges, bullshit government program that makes work for the college but doesn't do much else, all middle aged people in the course like myself. I start driving home but I am ...
Surfpirate replies on Sep 2, 2018:
@pixiedust I woke up feeling very annoyed with my younger brother, probably best that I get that out of system in dream time instead of real time, he has schizophrenia so it isn't all his fault that he is so difficult and unreliable.
We were travelling in Mexico for a year in our old Winnebago motor home and found a beautiful spot ...
DenoPenno comments on Sep 2, 2018:
A long read but interesting.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 2, 2018:
The Cliffs notes version is we went to a Mexican prison to buy a hammock, had a look at some that were for sale while people were getting strip searched by the guards right beside us and got a pretty good deal.
Okay everyone .
Surfpirate comments on Sep 2, 2018:
Those look like Cremini mushrooms.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 2, 2018:
@SukiSue I usually cook the larger portobello mushrooms with a bit of olive oil and some crushed garlic where I have pulled the stems. Cremini's I will do on a skewer the way you show them, only whole.
I'm offended that this horrible institution is still in existence.
Stacey48 comments on Sep 1, 2018:
It dug in it's power hold so long ago. The atrocities of those who believe they are protected by a phantom. The righteous words, written by man, to contribute all evil deeds to another phantom. We only need go to confession to save our souls.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 1, 2018:
This quote from Denis Diderot comes to mind. Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest .
So because I live in an Islamic country, the local people see me as someone who is non-religious and...
SkotlandSkye comments on Sep 1, 2018:
Is immigration based on persecution a possibility for you?
Surfpirate replies on Sep 1, 2018:
@fear6911 You would have a much better chance getting into Canada as a refugee, the US creates refugees but they don't take them in.
So because I live in an Islamic country, the local people see me as someone who is non-religious and...
Surfpirate comments on Sep 1, 2018:
Hatred comes from Fear and fear comes from Ignorance. It could be worse, you could be ignorant like them. I don't understand why you would say that the Cayman Islands are Islamic when they are deeply Christian.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 1, 2018:
@fear6911 Hang in there, sometimes that the best anybody can do in these difficult times.
So because I live in an Islamic country, the local people see me as someone who is non-religious and...
Surfpirate comments on Sep 1, 2018:
Hatred comes from Fear and fear comes from Ignorance. It could be worse, you could be ignorant like them. I don't understand why you would say that the Cayman Islands are Islamic when they are deeply Christian.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 1, 2018:
@SkotlandSkye I just stated the facts, sorry that you seem to be having a bad day, hope it improves for you.
So because I live in an Islamic country, the local people see me as someone who is non-religious and...
Surfpirate comments on Sep 1, 2018:
Hatred comes from Fear and fear comes from Ignorance. It could be worse, you could be ignorant like them. I don't understand why you would say that the Cayman Islands are Islamic when they are deeply Christian.
Surfpirate replies on Sep 1, 2018:
@SkotlandSkye says Cayman Islands in his bio
I went into the confessional box after many years of being away from the Catholic Church.
nikkir comments on Sep 1, 2018:
But where was the lube??
Surfpirate replies on Sep 1, 2018:
Lube is for the Protestants because they protest too much if you don't use it.

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