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I used this as a comment to the Libertarian apologists on one of my posts, but I'll post it here, ...
Surfpirate comments on Aug 7, 2018:
I find American political terminology to be interesting although a bit confusing as a Canadian. What Americans call a socialist democrat ie Bernie Sanders, we in Canada would slot him in to the right of center, quite a bit right actually, as for the Republicans, we don't even have a spot for them ...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 7, 2018:
@GuyKeith
What are the 4 words that men fear the most?
Are You In Yet?
Surfpirate comments on Aug 7, 2018:
I find American political terminology to be interesting although a bit confusing as a Canadian. What Americans call a socialist democrat ie Bernie Sanders, we in Canada would slot him in to the right of center, quite a bit right actually, as for the Republicans, we don't even have a spot for them ...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 7, 2018:
@GuyKeith
What are the 4 words that men fear the most?
Are You In Yet?
August 7: Dream Diary
You gotta sleep to dream...
Surfpirate comments on Aug 7, 2018:
We've been suffering through another heat wave and it finally broke last night with a huge downpour with lots of thunder and lightning. It must have woke me up because I had a dream with my neighbour Dopey Tom as I call him. It is on my property and I see that someone has been taking gravel from a...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 7, 2018:
@RavenCT I cut a trench across the private lane where it enters my property and leaves the right of way, I had to do this because they refused to maintain the culvert under their private lane and it was flooding out my private driveway. Now they have to slow right down to a crawl to get to and from their homes, something I had politely asked them to do in order to protect the kids that play next door on the other side of the private lane. One nasty old bitch told me that if the parents couldn't keep their little kids off the road then it wouldn't be her fault if they got run over.
Surfpirate comments on Aug 7, 2018:
We've been suffering through another heat wave and it finally broke last night with a huge downpour with lots of thunder and lightning. It must have woke me up because I had a dream with my neighbour Dopey Tom as I call him. It is on my property and I see that someone has been taking gravel from a...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 7, 2018:
@RavenCT I cut a trench across the private lane where it enters my property and leaves the right of way, I had to do this because they refused to maintain the culvert under their private lane and it was flooding out my private driveway. Now they have to slow right down to a crawl to get to and from their homes, something I had politely asked them to do in order to protect the kids that play next door on the other side of the private lane. One nasty old bitch told me that if the parents couldn't keep their little kids off the road then it wouldn't be her fault if they got run over.
Now don't you wish you were a.
Surfpirate comments on Aug 7, 2018:
First wife was a redhead, tried to kill me on several occasions, too much excitement for my blood.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 7, 2018:
@VAL3941 It is kinda fun to watch them turn pink when they are coming, no way to fake that reaction.
Surfpirate comments on Aug 7, 2018:
First wife was a redhead, tried to kill me on several occasions, too much excitement for my blood.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 7, 2018:
@VAL3941 It is kinda fun to watch them turn pink when they are coming, no way to fake that reaction.
I used this as a comment to the Libertarian apologists on one of my posts, but I'll post it here, ...
Surfpirate comments on Aug 7, 2018:
I find American political terminology to be interesting although a bit confusing as a Canadian. What Americans call a socialist democrat ie Bernie Sanders, we in Canada would slot him in to the right of center, quite a bit right actually, as for the Republicans, we don't even have a spot for them ...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 7, 2018:
Internet problems after last night thunderstorm that gave us much needed rain but also some electrical issues. I just did some online banking so I hope it worked out better than this post did the first, second, third and fourth time. :D
Surfpirate comments on Aug 7, 2018:
I find American political terminology to be interesting although a bit confusing as a Canadian. What Americans call a socialist democrat ie Bernie Sanders, we in Canada would slot him in to the right of center, quite a bit right actually, as for the Republicans, we don't even have a spot for them ...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 7, 2018:
Internet problems after last night thunderstorm that gave us much needed rain but also some electrical issues. I just did some online banking so I hope it worked out better than this post did the first, second, third and fourth time. :D
Okay, listen up please! I am running my election platform past you bunch of malcontents and ...
VAL3941 comments on Aug 7, 2018:
Do your own "dirty work" . I am otta here !
Surfpirate replies on Aug 7, 2018:
@VAL3941 Depending upon the number of hours I would put in on this 'job' I would be making about the same per hour as I did when I had a paper route when I was 11 years old.
VAL3941 comments on Aug 7, 2018:
Do your own "dirty work" . I am otta here !
Surfpirate replies on Aug 7, 2018:
@VAL3941 Depending upon the number of hours I would put in on this 'job' I would be making about the same per hour as I did when I had a paper route when I was 11 years old.
Okay, listen up please! I am running my election platform past you bunch of malcontents and ...
VAL3941 comments on Aug 7, 2018:
Do your own "dirty work" . I am otta here !
Surfpirate replies on Aug 7, 2018:
@VAL3941 Although if I can't get elected on completely my own terms then I don't want the job.
VAL3941 comments on Aug 7, 2018:
Do your own "dirty work" . I am otta here !
Surfpirate replies on Aug 7, 2018:
@VAL3941 Although if I can't get elected on completely my own terms then I don't want the job.
August 7: Dream Diary
You gotta sleep to dream...
Surfpirate comments on Aug 7, 2018:
We've been suffering through another heat wave and it finally broke last night with a huge downpour with lots of thunder and lightning. It must have woke me up because I had a dream with my neighbour Dopey Tom as I call him. It is on my property and I see that someone has been taking gravel from a...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 7, 2018:
@RavenCT If I know I am in the right and can prove it factually then I am an immovable object no matter how much force is applied, it's just my nature.
Surfpirate comments on Aug 7, 2018:
We've been suffering through another heat wave and it finally broke last night with a huge downpour with lots of thunder and lightning. It must have woke me up because I had a dream with my neighbour Dopey Tom as I call him. It is on my property and I see that someone has been taking gravel from a...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 7, 2018:
@RavenCT If I know I am in the right and can prove it factually then I am an immovable object no matter how much force is applied, it's just my nature.
What sort of practical jokes who you pulled in your time?
HereticSin comments on Aug 7, 2018:
A friend left unannounced for a hunting trip with his dad up north. School officials were aware, but he didn't tell anyone, not even us, he was going. People asked us around day three where he was.
Best friend didn't miss a beat, got all teary eyed and said he died in a hunting accident the ...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 7, 2018:
That's fucking brilliant! :D
HereticSin comments on Aug 7, 2018:
A friend left unannounced for a hunting trip with his dad up north. School officials were aware, but he didn't tell anyone, not even us, he was going. People asked us around day three where he was.
Best friend didn't miss a beat, got all teary eyed and said he died in a hunting accident the ...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 7, 2018:
That's fucking brilliant! :D
What sort of practical jokes who you pulled in your time?
HereticSin comments on Aug 7, 2018:
A friend left unannounced for a hunting trip with his dad up north. School officials were aware, but he didn't tell anyone, not even us, he was going. People asked us around day three where he was.
Best friend didn't miss a beat, got all teary eyed and said he died in a hunting accident the ...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 7, 2018:
That's fucking brilliant! :D
HereticSin comments on Aug 7, 2018:
A friend left unannounced for a hunting trip with his dad up north. School officials were aware, but he didn't tell anyone, not even us, he was going. People asked us around day three where he was.
Best friend didn't miss a beat, got all teary eyed and said he died in a hunting accident the ...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 7, 2018:
That's fucking brilliant! :D
August 7: Dream Diary
You gotta sleep to dream...
Surfpirate comments on Aug 7, 2018:
We've been suffering through another heat wave and it finally broke last night with a huge downpour with lots of thunder and lightning. It must have woke me up because I had a dream with my neighbour Dopey Tom as I call him. It is on my property and I see that someone has been taking gravel from a...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 7, 2018:
@RavenCT Oh they are a treat alright. They have called the police on me, called the fire dept. and even vandalized my property in an effort to cow me into submission, probably the dumbest thing they could have done because I hate bullies. There are 12 houses at the end of the private lane and they felt that force of numbers would prevail, so far they have lost every exchange and badly, it would help if collectively they had enough brain power to generate even a spark of an idea but they don't.
Surfpirate comments on Aug 7, 2018:
We've been suffering through another heat wave and it finally broke last night with a huge downpour with lots of thunder and lightning. It must have woke me up because I had a dream with my neighbour Dopey Tom as I call him. It is on my property and I see that someone has been taking gravel from a...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 7, 2018:
@RavenCT Oh they are a treat alright. They have called the police on me, called the fire dept. and even vandalized my property in an effort to cow me into submission, probably the dumbest thing they could have done because I hate bullies. There are 12 houses at the end of the private lane and they felt that force of numbers would prevail, so far they have lost every exchange and badly, it would help if collectively they had enough brain power to generate even a spark of an idea but they don't.
What Life Was Actually like for the Average Mayan
mordant comments on Aug 7, 2018:
It's tempting from where we sit to say, well at least we don't rip people's hearts out or feed them wine from the wrong end ... but just because we have in *some* ways crawled a bit further out of that deep hole of ignorance and superstition doesn't mean someone won't be sitting here in a few ...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 7, 2018:
It's also good to bear in mind that accounts by the first Conquistadors describe Mayan and Aztec cities far greater than anything found in Europe at that time. The Mayans covered their noses with nosegays of herbs to cover the stink from the unwashed Spanish who had terrible hygiene. The horse, gun powder, Toledo steel and most importantly European diseases that the New World residents had no immunity to were the key components to the Spanish Conquest of the New World. As a civilization the Europeans were actually quite inferior to the Aztecs and Mayans.
mordant comments on Aug 7, 2018:
It's tempting from where we sit to say, well at least we don't rip people's hearts out or feed them wine from the wrong end ... but just because we have in *some* ways crawled a bit further out of that deep hole of ignorance and superstition doesn't mean someone won't be sitting here in a few ...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 7, 2018:
It's also good to bear in mind that accounts by the first Conquistadors describe Mayan and Aztec cities far greater than anything found in Europe at that time. The Mayans covered their noses with nosegays of herbs to cover the stink from the unwashed Spanish who had terrible hygiene. The horse, gun powder, Toledo steel and most importantly European diseases that the New World residents had no immunity to were the key components to the Spanish Conquest of the New World. As a civilization the Europeans were actually quite inferior to the Aztecs and Mayans.
Okay, listen up please! I am running my election platform past you bunch of malcontents and ...
VAL3941 comments on Aug 7, 2018:
Do your own "dirty work" . I am otta here !
Surfpirate replies on Aug 7, 2018:
Sounds kinda sexy when you put it that way. :D
VAL3941 comments on Aug 7, 2018:
Do your own "dirty work" . I am otta here !
Surfpirate replies on Aug 7, 2018:
Sounds kinda sexy when you put it that way. :D
What Life Was Actually like for the Average Mayan
Clare comments on Aug 6, 2018:
Sure sucks being a Mayan.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 6, 2018:
I think they might say the same about our modern lifestyle, truth be told.
Clare comments on Aug 6, 2018:
Sure sucks being a Mayan.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 6, 2018:
I think they might say the same about our modern lifestyle, truth be told.
Okay, listen up please! I am running my election platform past you bunch of malcontents and ...
kenriley comments on Aug 6, 2018:
Well you have help here with The wording and spelling, most likely the lay out. What I can tell you, is it seems like you have a handle on what you community needs, and hopefully wants. When you're running for an office or position and you lay out a platform, ask yourself can this be done, can you ...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 6, 2018:
Thanks, my island is at a splitting point, the old vs the new. I'm backing the new and if I can't win on a progressive platform then I would rather not win.
kenriley comments on Aug 6, 2018:
Well you have help here with The wording and spelling, most likely the lay out. What I can tell you, is it seems like you have a handle on what you community needs, and hopefully wants. When you're running for an office or position and you lay out a platform, ask yourself can this be done, can you ...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 6, 2018:
Thanks, my island is at a splitting point, the old vs the new. I'm backing the new and if I can't win on a progressive platform then I would rather not win.
Okay, listen up please! I am running my election platform past you bunch of malcontents and ...
SukiSue comments on Aug 6, 2018:
Line Space before the title word "Roads" in bullet point first group.
"reciprical" spelled wrong? We spell it reciprocal
.
Use periods or bullets under the wish list section.
I hope you win!
Surfpirate replies on Aug 6, 2018:
@SukiSue That's the plan, time will tell. The old biddies and tight asses at the one church on the island will do their best to stop me but no worries, I am used to playing against bad odds.
SukiSue comments on Aug 6, 2018:
Line Space before the title word "Roads" in bullet point first group.
"reciprical" spelled wrong? We spell it reciprocal
.
Use periods or bullets under the wish list section.
I hope you win!
Surfpirate replies on Aug 6, 2018:
@SukiSue That's the plan, time will tell. The old biddies and tight asses at the one church on the island will do their best to stop me but no worries, I am used to playing against bad odds.
Okay, listen up please! I am running my election platform past you bunch of malcontents and ...
SukiSue comments on Aug 6, 2018:
Line Space before the title word "Roads" in bullet point first group.
"reciprical" spelled wrong? We spell it reciprocal
.
Use periods or bullets under the wish list section.
I hope you win!
Surfpirate replies on Aug 6, 2018:
Thanks I appreciate the input. Like all islands this one is a place unto itself and yet not. There is an Old Guard contingent that would like to see things move back to gravel roads and buggy whips. My township has some of the lowest taxes in the province while still having some of the highest incomes per population. The money is focused in the older people and the younger people who are the future are left wanting. Unless a base is provided for the next generation there really won't be much of an island community left in a decade or two.
SukiSue comments on Aug 6, 2018:
Line Space before the title word "Roads" in bullet point first group.
"reciprical" spelled wrong? We spell it reciprocal
.
Use periods or bullets under the wish list section.
I hope you win!
Surfpirate replies on Aug 6, 2018:
Thanks I appreciate the input. Like all islands this one is a place unto itself and yet not. There is an Old Guard contingent that would like to see things move back to gravel roads and buggy whips. My township has some of the lowest taxes in the province while still having some of the highest incomes per population. The money is focused in the older people and the younger people who are the future are left wanting. Unless a base is provided for the next generation there really won't be much of an island community left in a decade or two.
Listen to the fighting man.
Surfpirate comments on Aug 6, 2018:
As one of your northern, Canadian cousins I'd just like to express the sentiment of many of my countrymen - Please stop fucking around and sort this matter out, it's getting embarrassing just to have to live next door to the US of Assholes. No disrespect to the normal Americans, the decent ...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 6, 2018:
@Snickers77 I'm aware of that but it doesn't make all Americans bad, most of them are good people but their government is total shit.
Surfpirate comments on Aug 6, 2018:
As one of your northern, Canadian cousins I'd just like to express the sentiment of many of my countrymen - Please stop fucking around and sort this matter out, it's getting embarrassing just to have to live next door to the US of Assholes. No disrespect to the normal Americans, the decent ...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 6, 2018:
@Snickers77 I'm aware of that but it doesn't make all Americans bad, most of them are good people but their government is total shit.
Listen to the fighting man.
Surfpirate comments on Aug 6, 2018:
As one of your northern, Canadian cousins I'd just like to express the sentiment of many of my countrymen - Please stop fucking around and sort this matter out, it's getting embarrassing just to have to live next door to the US of Assholes. No disrespect to the normal Americans, the decent ...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 6, 2018:
@Snickers77 That's realistic, the bankers have wanted Iran under their umbrella since the whole deal with the Shah fell apart.
Surfpirate comments on Aug 6, 2018:
As one of your northern, Canadian cousins I'd just like to express the sentiment of many of my countrymen - Please stop fucking around and sort this matter out, it's getting embarrassing just to have to live next door to the US of Assholes. No disrespect to the normal Americans, the decent ...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 6, 2018:
@Snickers77 That's realistic, the bankers have wanted Iran under their umbrella since the whole deal with the Shah fell apart.
Okay, listen up please! I am running my election platform past you bunch of malcontents and ...
GuyKeith comments on Aug 6, 2018:
tl;dr
Surfpirate replies on Aug 6, 2018:
I'm going to have to track down my Superman Decoder Ring for that response.
GuyKeith comments on Aug 6, 2018:
tl;dr
Surfpirate replies on Aug 6, 2018:
I'm going to have to track down my Superman Decoder Ring for that response.
Flying Spaghetti Monster car.
Benthoven comments on Aug 6, 2018:
That takes tacky to a whole other level.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 6, 2018:
I can't argue with that but somebody's Granny is going to be heartbroken if she reads your comment. :)
Benthoven comments on Aug 6, 2018:
That takes tacky to a whole other level.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 6, 2018:
I can't argue with that but somebody's Granny is going to be heartbroken if she reads your comment. :)
Listen to the fighting man.
Surfpirate comments on Aug 6, 2018:
As one of your northern, Canadian cousins I'd just like to express the sentiment of many of my countrymen - Please stop fucking around and sort this matter out, it's getting embarrassing just to have to live next door to the US of Assholes. No disrespect to the normal Americans, the decent ...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 6, 2018:
@Snickers77 My concern is if you don't still have elections in November. It's going to be a very long and cold winter.
Surfpirate comments on Aug 6, 2018:
As one of your northern, Canadian cousins I'd just like to express the sentiment of many of my countrymen - Please stop fucking around and sort this matter out, it's getting embarrassing just to have to live next door to the US of Assholes. No disrespect to the normal Americans, the decent ...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 6, 2018:
@Snickers77 My concern is if you don't still have elections in November. It's going to be a very long and cold winter.
Flying Spaghetti Monster car.
ldheinz comments on Aug 6, 2018:
Where are the Meatballs?
Surfpirate replies on Aug 6, 2018:
They're in the mall helping the FSM do his shopping, the guy's gotta eat more than pasta.
ldheinz comments on Aug 6, 2018:
Where are the Meatballs?
Surfpirate replies on Aug 6, 2018:
They're in the mall helping the FSM do his shopping, the guy's gotta eat more than pasta.
If you could be alone with tRump in a locked room for 5 minutes what would you do?
Surfpirate comments on Aug 6, 2018:
Just Me, Trump and my Stihl chainsaw? I think 5 minutes is a bit excessive.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 6, 2018:
If someone could loan me a wood chipper for the other 3 minutes that would be awesome. ;)
Surfpirate comments on Aug 6, 2018:
Just Me, Trump and my Stihl chainsaw? I think 5 minutes is a bit excessive.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 6, 2018:
If someone could loan me a wood chipper for the other 3 minutes that would be awesome. ;)
Wouldn't it be great if whatever General is in charge of Cheeto Pendejo's parade decided to make a ...
Surfpirate comments on Aug 6, 2018:
Or if the soldiers suddenly came to a halt in front of the reviewing stand, took aim and fired. :D
Surfpirate replies on Aug 6, 2018:
@LucyLoohoo He must be getting low on horseshit by now, the way he spreads it around he would welcome the opportunity to refill his horseshit reserves. lol
Surfpirate comments on Aug 6, 2018:
Or if the soldiers suddenly came to a halt in front of the reviewing stand, took aim and fired. :D
Surfpirate replies on Aug 6, 2018:
@LucyLoohoo He must be getting low on horseshit by now, the way he spreads it around he would welcome the opportunity to refill his horseshit reserves. lol
Who else enjoys owning a hole in the water into which one throws money.
McVinegar comments on Aug 6, 2018:
I have 2 boats, but I no longer put them in the water. I can't afford to go boating. ;(
Surfpirate replies on Aug 6, 2018:
@McVinegar you mean get another dive boat so I can do underwater treasure hunting? I'm getting too old for that and the water in Canada is too damn cold.
McVinegar comments on Aug 6, 2018:
I have 2 boats, but I no longer put them in the water. I can't afford to go boating. ;(
Surfpirate replies on Aug 6, 2018:
@McVinegar you mean get another dive boat so I can do underwater treasure hunting? I'm getting too old for that and the water in Canada is too damn cold.
Who else enjoys owning a hole in the water into which one throws money.
PontifexMarximus comments on Aug 6, 2018:
Check out the story of the schooner "Lord Jim" and Holger Kreuzhage!
Surfpirate replies on Aug 6, 2018:
The Sea Lark is also a boating yarn, it ends in a wreck of course, all good boat adventures do.
PontifexMarximus comments on Aug 6, 2018:
Check out the story of the schooner "Lord Jim" and Holger Kreuzhage!
Surfpirate replies on Aug 6, 2018:
The Sea Lark is also a boating yarn, it ends in a wreck of course, all good boat adventures do.
Who else enjoys owning a hole in the water into which one throws money.
Captain_Feelgood comments on Aug 6, 2018:
According to my friends at the coast, it's certainly a buyer's market..
Surfpirate replies on Aug 6, 2018:
Last I looked, newer large boats 50' plus are selling for a good price and smaller, trailerable boats under 25' have a strong market but anything in that middle zone is a tough nut, especially if it can't be put on a trailer. Marine fees have gone through the roof.
Captain_Feelgood comments on Aug 6, 2018:
According to my friends at the coast, it's certainly a buyer's market..
Surfpirate replies on Aug 6, 2018:
Last I looked, newer large boats 50' plus are selling for a good price and smaller, trailerable boats under 25' have a strong market but anything in that middle zone is a tough nut, especially if it can't be put on a trailer. Marine fees have gone through the roof.
Who else enjoys owning a hole in the water into which one throws money.
McVinegar comments on Aug 6, 2018:
I have 2 boats, but I no longer put them in the water. I can't afford to go boating. ;(
Surfpirate replies on Aug 6, 2018:
Since I live on an island I feel I should get another boat, just to keep up appearances. lol
McVinegar comments on Aug 6, 2018:
I have 2 boats, but I no longer put them in the water. I can't afford to go boating. ;(
Surfpirate replies on Aug 6, 2018:
Since I live on an island I feel I should get another boat, just to keep up appearances. lol
Who else enjoys owning a hole in the water into which one throws money.
PontifexMarximus comments on Aug 6, 2018:
Status is achieved by ostentatiously wasting money.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 6, 2018:
I never played with those sorts of boaters, more of an antique wood boat restorer kinda guy.
PontifexMarximus comments on Aug 6, 2018:
Status is achieved by ostentatiously wasting money.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 6, 2018:
I never played with those sorts of boaters, more of an antique wood boat restorer kinda guy.
Who else enjoys owning a hole in the water into which one throws money.
Mooolah comments on Aug 6, 2018:
Well if you lived in it full time the repairs might be tax deducatble via a second mortgage or home equity line of credit. Still deductable if used for home repairs. Move to Sausalito & live in a boat.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 6, 2018:
The plan was to do the Loop in it but things got a bit complicated after ice came off the marina building and smashed the aft deck and hardtop, tough to fix in a 42' 1959 Chris Craft Constellation. :(
Mooolah comments on Aug 6, 2018:
Well if you lived in it full time the repairs might be tax deducatble via a second mortgage or home equity line of credit. Still deductable if used for home repairs. Move to Sausalito & live in a boat.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 6, 2018:
The plan was to do the Loop in it but things got a bit complicated after ice came off the marina building and smashed the aft deck and hardtop, tough to fix in a 42' 1959 Chris Craft Constellation. :(
Who else enjoys owning a hole in the water into which one throws money.
kenriley comments on Aug 6, 2018:
Is this a family thing? maybe a personal problem? Fuck it just get a boat, and stop crying.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 6, 2018:
Not to worry, still looking, just keeping it on the down low. ;)
kenriley comments on Aug 6, 2018:
Is this a family thing? maybe a personal problem? Fuck it just get a boat, and stop crying.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 6, 2018:
Not to worry, still looking, just keeping it on the down low. ;)
A long weekend here in Canada, time to take a break.
SukiSue comments on Aug 6, 2018:
Some days I forget what day it is. Heck... I can even forget what month! :)
Surfpirate replies on Aug 6, 2018:
It will be this year for a few more months at least, something to hang onto.
SukiSue comments on Aug 6, 2018:
Some days I forget what day it is. Heck... I can even forget what month! :)
Surfpirate replies on Aug 6, 2018:
It will be this year for a few more months at least, something to hang onto.
A long weekend here in Canada, time to take a break.
VAL3941 comments on Aug 6, 2018:
I hate public holidays, being retired I can't enjoy them anymore !
Surfpirate replies on Aug 6, 2018:
I try not to do too much outside the home on holidays, too crowded with people trying to cram a week vacation into 3 days and winding up exhausted for their efforts.
VAL3941 comments on Aug 6, 2018:
I hate public holidays, being retired I can't enjoy them anymore !
Surfpirate replies on Aug 6, 2018:
I try not to do too much outside the home on holidays, too crowded with people trying to cram a week vacation into 3 days and winding up exhausted for their efforts.
A long weekend here in Canada, time to take a break.
VAL3941 comments on Aug 6, 2018:
I hate public holidays, being retired I can't enjoy them anymore !
Surfpirate replies on Aug 6, 2018:
How do you feel about Unbirthdays?
VAL3941 comments on Aug 6, 2018:
I hate public holidays, being retired I can't enjoy them anymore !
Surfpirate replies on Aug 6, 2018:
How do you feel about Unbirthdays?
Stick hardboiled.
lookinhard comments on Aug 6, 2018:
WHEN DO WE EAT?
Surfpirate replies on Aug 6, 2018:
Never, Trump and his friends eat all the food for you.
lookinhard comments on Aug 6, 2018:
WHEN DO WE EAT?
Surfpirate replies on Aug 6, 2018:
Never, Trump and his friends eat all the food for you.
A little something for the Xstian trolls that just can't seem to stop themselves from joining ...
Captain_Feelgood comments on Aug 5, 2018:
Are there actually 'believer' members here? I've seen people's profile that say they're 'spiritual'.. what ever that means.. but l haven't seen anyone come out saying they were full blown believing xtians..
Surfpirate replies on Aug 5, 2018:
They don't last long.
Captain_Feelgood comments on Aug 5, 2018:
Are there actually 'believer' members here? I've seen people's profile that say they're 'spiritual'.. what ever that means.. but l haven't seen anyone come out saying they were full blown believing xtians..
Surfpirate replies on Aug 5, 2018:
They don't last long.
A little something for the Xstian trolls that just can't seem to stop themselves from joining ...
Compassion8doubt comments on Aug 5, 2018:
Ehhh, live and let live....as long as they don't come at me with that shit.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 5, 2018:
If only they would but they just can't seem to stop themselves.
But, but, but Jesus said ----------
Compassion8doubt comments on Aug 5, 2018:
Ehhh, live and let live....as long as they don't come at me with that shit.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 5, 2018:
If only they would but they just can't seem to stop themselves.
But, but, but Jesus said ----------
Please like this picture of my old Rolodex.
Surfpirate comments on Aug 5, 2018:
Please like my comment as I only need 144,000 more points to reach level 9, trying to get there by the end of the month or before my level 8 T-shirt shows up with the pet dragon egg. :)
Surfpirate replies on Aug 5, 2018:
@zorialoki Suki Sue is going to be so pissed if she has to wear a black T-shirt, that Goth look is so last year. :)
Surfpirate comments on Aug 5, 2018:
Please like my comment as I only need 144,000 more points to reach level 9, trying to get there by the end of the month or before my level 8 T-shirt shows up with the pet dragon egg. :)
Surfpirate replies on Aug 5, 2018:
@zorialoki Suki Sue is going to be so pissed if she has to wear a black T-shirt, that Goth look is so last year. :)
Please like this picture of my old Rolodex.
Surfpirate comments on Aug 5, 2018:
Please like my comment as I only need 144,000 more points to reach level 9, trying to get there by the end of the month or before my level 8 T-shirt shows up with the pet dragon egg. :)
Surfpirate replies on Aug 5, 2018:
@SukiSue I like purple, one of my favourite colours but I didn't see that option, just blue or black and the blue was more of a royal blue so I went with the black. Maybe they ran out of the purple?
Surfpirate comments on Aug 5, 2018:
Please like my comment as I only need 144,000 more points to reach level 9, trying to get there by the end of the month or before my level 8 T-shirt shows up with the pet dragon egg. :)
Surfpirate replies on Aug 5, 2018:
@SukiSue I like purple, one of my favourite colours but I didn't see that option, just blue or black and the blue was more of a royal blue so I went with the black. Maybe they ran out of the purple?
I do not believe in God, but I believe we should treat life as a precious gift.
Surfpirate comments on Aug 4, 2018:
Of course there is, I like to call her Mom. Thanks Mom for the gift of life.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 4, 2018:
@Omots HUH?? That either makes no sense at all or needs a lot of clarification.
Surfpirate comments on Aug 4, 2018:
Of course there is, I like to call her Mom. Thanks Mom for the gift of life.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 4, 2018:
@Omots HUH?? That either makes no sense at all or needs a lot of clarification.
If you were brought up in a religious household, was there ever a moment when your religious fervor ...
Surfpirate comments on Aug 4, 2018:
I was raised as a JW and on my 13th birthday I cited the bible to support my position that I would no longer be attending their cult services which deeply disappointed my mother and grandmother but there was really nothing they could do about it because I used the rules of their religion to support ...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 4, 2018:
@pixiedust I'm more of a dog person myself, I do try to bark more than I bite but when I bite it is to the bone.
Surfpirate comments on Aug 4, 2018:
I was raised as a JW and on my 13th birthday I cited the bible to support my position that I would no longer be attending their cult services which deeply disappointed my mother and grandmother but there was really nothing they could do about it because I used the rules of their religion to support ...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 4, 2018:
@pixiedust I'm more of a dog person myself, I do try to bark more than I bite but when I bite it is to the bone.
Perfect tune for a Saturday afternoon.
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Marionville comments on Aug 4, 2018:
In my case a Saturday evening!
Surfpirate replies on Aug 4, 2018:
@Marionville Nite Nite
Marionville comments on Aug 4, 2018:
In my case a Saturday evening!
Surfpirate replies on Aug 4, 2018:
@Marionville Nite Nite
The local barn cat, lurking at the edge of the garden and looking for a meal of insects, frogs, ...
HeathenFarmer comments on Aug 4, 2018:
Never seen a cat eat frogs or snakes, play with them until they die but never it one.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 4, 2018:
I guess everything is bigger in Alberta except the cats. The little barn cats on this island sill eat anything that moves, possibly even each other.
HeathenFarmer comments on Aug 4, 2018:
Never seen a cat eat frogs or snakes, play with them until they die but never it one.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 4, 2018:
I guess everything is bigger in Alberta except the cats. The little barn cats on this island sill eat anything that moves, possibly even each other.
Perfect tune for a Saturday afternoon.
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Marionville comments on Aug 4, 2018:
In my case a Saturday evening!
Surfpirate replies on Aug 4, 2018:
Probably morning in OZ.
Marionville comments on Aug 4, 2018:
In my case a Saturday evening!
Surfpirate replies on Aug 4, 2018:
Probably morning in OZ.
Seed sales are on as retailers try to clear out their inventory.
kenriley comments on Aug 4, 2018:
Looks like a great deal
Surfpirate replies on Aug 4, 2018:
@kenriley Artificial rain has begun again, 15 minutes on and then 30 minutes off so the well can recharge, don't want to run the pump dry.
kenriley comments on Aug 4, 2018:
Looks like a great deal
Surfpirate replies on Aug 4, 2018:
@kenriley Artificial rain has begun again, 15 minutes on and then 30 minutes off so the well can recharge, don't want to run the pump dry.
If you were brought up in a religious household, was there ever a moment when your religious fervor ...
Surfpirate comments on Aug 4, 2018:
I was raised as a JW and on my 13th birthday I cited the bible to support my position that I would no longer be attending their cult services which deeply disappointed my mother and grandmother but there was really nothing they could do about it because I used the rules of their religion to support ...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 4, 2018:
@pixiedust I suspect it is a lot more like herding cats than faithful minions, much like running large construction projects which is what I wound up doing for a career.
Surfpirate comments on Aug 4, 2018:
I was raised as a JW and on my 13th birthday I cited the bible to support my position that I would no longer be attending their cult services which deeply disappointed my mother and grandmother but there was really nothing they could do about it because I used the rules of their religion to support ...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 4, 2018:
@pixiedust I suspect it is a lot more like herding cats than faithful minions, much like running large construction projects which is what I wound up doing for a career.
Seed sales are on as retailers try to clear out their inventory.
kenriley comments on Aug 4, 2018:
Looks like a great deal
Surfpirate replies on Aug 4, 2018:
I have about 20 more packets to plant, will see if they germinate or not, rain would be helpful in that regard but once again the rain clouds dodge around my little island. I could see it raining across the river but not on my island. :(
kenriley comments on Aug 4, 2018:
Looks like a great deal
Surfpirate replies on Aug 4, 2018:
I have about 20 more packets to plant, will see if they germinate or not, rain would be helpful in that regard but once again the rain clouds dodge around my little island. I could see it raining across the river but not on my island. :(
I'm watching the first season of The Handmaid's Tale and it just got real in Episode 3 when the ...
Marionville comments on Aug 4, 2018:
I see you are from Canada......so are you preparing for a large influx of refugees?
Surfpirate replies on Aug 4, 2018:
@PeppermintDreads I take your point but I really do wish Americans would realize that they aren't automatically granted entry into Canada and while there aren't many guns in Canadian cities and very few hand guns in general, you'll find that most people in rural areas have a rifle and a shotgun for bagging varmints and other trespassers, we get a lot of practice so we tend to be excellent marksmen. Just saying that it is always better to be polite and ask permission to enter instead of just crashing the party and hoping that everybody thinks you're the life of the party. ;)
Marionville comments on Aug 4, 2018:
I see you are from Canada......so are you preparing for a large influx of refugees?
Surfpirate replies on Aug 4, 2018:
@PeppermintDreads I take your point but I really do wish Americans would realize that they aren't automatically granted entry into Canada and while there aren't many guns in Canadian cities and very few hand guns in general, you'll find that most people in rural areas have a rifle and a shotgun for bagging varmints and other trespassers, we get a lot of practice so we tend to be excellent marksmen. Just saying that it is always better to be polite and ask permission to enter instead of just crashing the party and hoping that everybody thinks you're the life of the party. ;)
I'm watching the first season of The Handmaid's Tale and it just got real in Episode 3 when the ...
Marionville comments on Aug 4, 2018:
I see you are from Canada......so are you preparing for a large influx of refugees?
Surfpirate replies on Aug 4, 2018:
Yes we are building an ice wall like the one in Game of Thrones, hoping to keep out the White Walkers. :D
Marionville comments on Aug 4, 2018:
I see you are from Canada......so are you preparing for a large influx of refugees?
Surfpirate replies on Aug 4, 2018:
Yes we are building an ice wall like the one in Game of Thrones, hoping to keep out the White Walkers. :D
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Surfpirate comments on Aug 4, 2018:
Adjust your sprinklers, perhaps?
Surfpirate replies on Aug 4, 2018:
@HippieChick58 A drought resistant ground cover might work in that case.
Surfpirate comments on Aug 4, 2018:
Adjust your sprinklers, perhaps?
Surfpirate replies on Aug 4, 2018:
@HippieChick58 A drought resistant ground cover might work in that case.
I'm watching the first season of The Handmaid's Tale and it just got real in Episode 3 when the ...
Remi comments on Aug 4, 2018:
This show terrifies me because I don't want it to be our future
Surfpirate replies on Aug 4, 2018:
What I find really odd is that there are obviously people who really do want this to be their future. WTF is wrong with these people?
Remi comments on Aug 4, 2018:
This show terrifies me because I don't want it to be our future
Surfpirate replies on Aug 4, 2018:
What I find really odd is that there are obviously people who really do want this to be their future. WTF is wrong with these people?
Couldn't ask for a better comparison
SukiSue comments on Aug 4, 2018:
Religious people shouldn't go to hospitals. It's hypocritical.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 4, 2018:
Either that or there should be a faith healing wing at the hospital, no medicine or doctors, just thoughts and prayers with some laying on of hands. :D
SukiSue comments on Aug 4, 2018:
Religious people shouldn't go to hospitals. It's hypocritical.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 4, 2018:
Either that or there should be a faith healing wing at the hospital, no medicine or doctors, just thoughts and prayers with some laying on of hands. :D
What flag do you march under?
Surfpirate comments on Aug 3, 2018:
I'm watching the first season of The Handmaids Tale. A story written by a Canadian author Margaret Atwood, it suddenly seems so prophetic..
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
@Krysia22 This was required reading in Canada when I was in high school back in the 70's along with George Orwell's 1984 and Animal Farm. Cautionary tales that others have interpreted as manuals for the destruction of civil society.
Surfpirate comments on Aug 3, 2018:
I'm watching the first season of The Handmaids Tale. A story written by a Canadian author Margaret Atwood, it suddenly seems so prophetic..
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
@Krysia22 This was required reading in Canada when I was in high school back in the 70's along with George Orwell's 1984 and Animal Farm. Cautionary tales that others have interpreted as manuals for the destruction of civil society.
My daughter-in-law gave me this for my birthday.
GuyKeith comments on Aug 3, 2018:
I'll be at Level 10 before you know it.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
@phxbillcee Damn Bird, I was just letting you know where the goal posts were in the first place.
GuyKeith comments on Aug 3, 2018:
I'll be at Level 10 before you know it.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
@phxbillcee Damn Bird, I was just letting you know where the goal posts were in the first place.
Please Don't Blink.
Surfpirate comments on Aug 3, 2018:
5 days on, 2 days off, Repeat until dead. :D
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
@Sheannutt Ditto, coming up on the 10 year mark soon.
Surfpirate comments on Aug 3, 2018:
5 days on, 2 days off, Repeat until dead. :D
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
@Sheannutt Ditto, coming up on the 10 year mark soon.
Okay guys, I've had a few, and for anyone interested, I'm going to post a picture of the real me, ...
Surfpirate comments on Aug 3, 2018:
So just a normal guy, having a sociable drink with friends and family. For a guy in his 60's not much of a gut really, I would bet you have a couple of frosties at the end of the day like a normal person. Not gluten free, vegan, anti-smoking fascist or anything weird, just a normal guy with a hair...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
@tnorman1236 If you meet some chick who wants to fix you, ditch her right away, she's abnormal. Depending upon how she is abnormal you might not want to ditch right away but soon, definitely soon. ;)
Surfpirate comments on Aug 3, 2018:
So just a normal guy, having a sociable drink with friends and family. For a guy in his 60's not much of a gut really, I would bet you have a couple of frosties at the end of the day like a normal person. Not gluten free, vegan, anti-smoking fascist or anything weird, just a normal guy with a hair...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
@tnorman1236 If you meet some chick who wants to fix you, ditch her right away, she's abnormal. Depending upon how she is abnormal you might not want to ditch right away but soon, definitely soon. ;)
My daughter-in-law gave me this for my birthday.
GuyKeith comments on Aug 3, 2018:
I'll be at Level 10 before you know it.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
I bloody well hope so, the top level is 100. ;)
GuyKeith comments on Aug 3, 2018:
I'll be at Level 10 before you know it.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
I bloody well hope so, the top level is 100. ;)
I just read a list of "100 Things To Do Before You Die".
ugly comments on Aug 3, 2018:
Was fold your clothes, make your bed ,clean the house and prepare the noose on the list?
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
Definitely don't go upstairs empty handed was pounded into by the age of 5.
ugly comments on Aug 3, 2018:
Was fold your clothes, make your bed ,clean the house and prepare the noose on the list?
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
Definitely don't go upstairs empty handed was pounded into by the age of 5.
I just read a list of "100 Things To Do Before You Die".
GuyKeith comments on Aug 3, 2018:
@Surfpirate Micturate in the shower.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
I had a business partner who pissed on his girlfriend in the partner, she cut her leg on the tub spout and broke her arm trying to get out of that shared shower. He drank a lot so it wasn't long before I had to buy him out just to get rid of his sorry ass. I told him to go piss up a rope.
GuyKeith comments on Aug 3, 2018:
@Surfpirate Micturate in the shower.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
I had a business partner who pissed on his girlfriend in the partner, she cut her leg on the tub spout and broke her arm trying to get out of that shared shower. He drank a lot so it wasn't long before I had to buy him out just to get rid of his sorry ass. I told him to go piss up a rope.
Started a group for Full time RVers, vanlife, snowbirds, and people who tend to live on the road.
Surfpirate comments on Aug 3, 2018:
This is one of the places we spent a couple of months on the border of Belize and Mexico. People had trouble driving their high end rigs but nobody ever bothered us in the least because we were under the radar in our old Winnebago, even had some repairs done in Mexico and a new set of tires put on ...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
@JustKip I've seen all manner of rigs, from converted Chrysler mini vans to high end diesel pushers with multiple slides and a brand new Jeep toad (they got hijacked for their toad - why not just walk around a really poor neighbourhood wearing a Rolex?) a 40' 1950's GMC delivery truck with the fuselage of an airplane mounted in it at Palenque, converted school buses and Greyhound buses, even a converted tour bus from some Rock Band that I was familiar with but can't remember the name of now and of course Mercedes delivery vans converted to high end mini motorhomes.
Surfpirate comments on Aug 3, 2018:
This is one of the places we spent a couple of months on the border of Belize and Mexico. People had trouble driving their high end rigs but nobody ever bothered us in the least because we were under the radar in our old Winnebago, even had some repairs done in Mexico and a new set of tires put on ...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
@JustKip I've seen all manner of rigs, from converted Chrysler mini vans to high end diesel pushers with multiple slides and a brand new Jeep toad (they got hijacked for their toad - why not just walk around a really poor neighbourhood wearing a Rolex?) a 40' 1950's GMC delivery truck with the fuselage of an airplane mounted in it at Palenque, converted school buses and Greyhound buses, even a converted tour bus from some Rock Band that I was familiar with but can't remember the name of now and of course Mercedes delivery vans converted to high end mini motorhomes.
Started a group for Full time RVers, vanlife, snowbirds, and people who tend to live on the road.
Surfpirate comments on Aug 3, 2018:
This is one of the places we spent a couple of months on the border of Belize and Mexico. People had trouble driving their high end rigs but nobody ever bothered us in the least because we were under the radar in our old Winnebago, even had some repairs done in Mexico and a new set of tires put on ...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
@JustKip We found that the US was the most discriminatory of places when it came to driving an older motorhome with some of them being quite rude about having us stay or at best letting us stay only one night in the visitor spot, usually in a shitty location that was often near the dump station. The beach in the picture was called The Pirate Beach and when I got stuck in the soft sand it was the pirates who lived next door who came over and help pull me out with their 4x4. They wouldn't even take my in thanks but gladly accepted the bottle of tequila I offered them, good people although they do have a habit of robbing people when the fishing gets slow.
Surfpirate comments on Aug 3, 2018:
This is one of the places we spent a couple of months on the border of Belize and Mexico. People had trouble driving their high end rigs but nobody ever bothered us in the least because we were under the radar in our old Winnebago, even had some repairs done in Mexico and a new set of tires put on ...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
@JustKip We found that the US was the most discriminatory of places when it came to driving an older motorhome with some of them being quite rude about having us stay or at best letting us stay only one night in the visitor spot, usually in a shitty location that was often near the dump station. The beach in the picture was called The Pirate Beach and when I got stuck in the soft sand it was the pirates who lived next door who came over and help pull me out with their 4x4. They wouldn't even take my in thanks but gladly accepted the bottle of tequila I offered them, good people although they do have a habit of robbing people when the fishing gets slow.
I’ve been cleaning for 4 and a half hours.
Surfpirate comments on Aug 3, 2018:
I laugh when people talk about running a bnb because it is easy money. I built boutique hotels for clients for many years and I have to admit that building hotels is easier than running them and turning a profit.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
@SkotlandSkye You are a trooper.
Surfpirate comments on Aug 3, 2018:
I laugh when people talk about running a bnb because it is easy money. I built boutique hotels for clients for many years and I have to admit that building hotels is easier than running them and turning a profit.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
@SkotlandSkye You are a trooper.
Which chess piece is it, hm????
SukiSue comments on Aug 3, 2018:
The chess Queen is too classy. This butt plug is for the gay knight.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
In through the Out door, some people never seem to be able to figure this out.
SukiSue comments on Aug 3, 2018:
The chess Queen is too classy. This butt plug is for the gay knight.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
In through the Out door, some people never seem to be able to figure this out.
Which chess piece is it, hm????
Surfpirate comments on Aug 3, 2018:
The pawn is the lowliest and humblest of chess pieces and yet it often metamorphosizes into the 2nd most powerful piece on the board - The Queen and it has special powers at the beginning of the game which allow it to not only move forward but attack diagonally but also make a unique move called En ...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
@mek7730 I used to a fair bit of chess and go as well. People who are really into chess will have a bit of a field day with my post. Time will tell.
Surfpirate comments on Aug 3, 2018:
The pawn is the lowliest and humblest of chess pieces and yet it often metamorphosizes into the 2nd most powerful piece on the board - The Queen and it has special powers at the beginning of the game which allow it to not only move forward but attack diagonally but also make a unique move called En ...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
@mek7730 I used to a fair bit of chess and go as well. People who are really into chess will have a bit of a field day with my post. Time will tell.
The local barn cat, lurking at the edge of the garden and looking for a meal of insects, frogs, ...
Alvinsmama comments on Aug 3, 2018:
My favorite flavor of cat.....black.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
My wife had a black cat when I met her, he was named Merlin. I'm not much of a cat person, preferring Bouvier de Flandres so when her cat died I gave her pick of litter when I bred my stud dog and she chose a beautiful, black Bouvier bitch with a white blaze on her chest, possibly the smartest Bouvier I have ever known. Brianna from the Gaelic for 'A Great Disturbance. :D
Alvinsmama comments on Aug 3, 2018:
My favorite flavor of cat.....black.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
My wife had a black cat when I met her, he was named Merlin. I'm not much of a cat person, preferring Bouvier de Flandres so when her cat died I gave her pick of litter when I bred my stud dog and she chose a beautiful, black Bouvier bitch with a white blaze on her chest, possibly the smartest Bouvier I have ever known. Brianna from the Gaelic for 'A Great Disturbance. :D
Seed sales are on as retailers try to clear out their inventory.
dede18 comments on Aug 3, 2018:
do you use marigolds as a pest deterrent?
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
I do but the deer just seem to go around them.
dede18 comments on Aug 3, 2018:
do you use marigolds as a pest deterrent?
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
I do but the deer just seem to go around them.
So... What's your favorite come-back when you are trolled?
LiterateHiker comments on Aug 3, 2018:
"Why don't you do a thousand deep knee bends directly over the nearest fire hydrant?"
That's my favorite insult. In my 20s, I was a good shot in a basketball game called "Horse." I often beat the guys.
"Why don't you go knit dinner?" Ken asked.
"Why don't you do 1,000 deep knee bends ...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
Subtle but tasteful, I like it. (y)
LiterateHiker comments on Aug 3, 2018:
"Why don't you do a thousand deep knee bends directly over the nearest fire hydrant?"
That's my favorite insult. In my 20s, I was a good shot in a basketball game called "Horse." I often beat the guys.
"Why don't you go knit dinner?" Ken asked.
"Why don't you do 1,000 deep knee bends ...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
Subtle but tasteful, I like it. (y)
So... What's your favorite come-back when you are trolled?
GuyKeith comments on Aug 3, 2018:
I usually rely on my own superior sarcastic wit or Hector's Law™. Hector's Law: Given enough time a Fundie/Troll/Conservative/Evangelical will debunk his or herself. For advanced Trolls, like sealions, it is best to just let them burn themselves out.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
I actually had to google Sealioning to figure out which sacks of horseshit you were talking about. Thanks for the new to me term. (y)
GuyKeith comments on Aug 3, 2018:
I usually rely on my own superior sarcastic wit or Hector's Law™. Hector's Law: Given enough time a Fundie/Troll/Conservative/Evangelical will debunk his or herself. For advanced Trolls, like sealions, it is best to just let them burn themselves out.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
I actually had to google Sealioning to figure out which sacks of horseshit you were talking about. Thanks for the new to me term. (y)
So... What's your favorite come-back when you are trolled?
GuyKeith comments on Aug 3, 2018:
I use movie lines all the time since I watch and review movies. They are great comebacks, especially if the troll is not familiar with the movie. Of course, this can get me in trouble IRL as once an attractive lady bumped into me and I said "If you wanted to get acquainted, why didn't you just say...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
@SukiSue 'Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining'
GuyKeith comments on Aug 3, 2018:
I use movie lines all the time since I watch and review movies. They are great comebacks, especially if the troll is not familiar with the movie. Of course, this can get me in trouble IRL as once an attractive lady bumped into me and I said "If you wanted to get acquainted, why didn't you just say...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
@SukiSue 'Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining'
YO! YO! YO! MOFOS!
Level 8, I feel like Superman except now I can eat Kryptonite for dessert.
VAL3941 comments on Aug 2, 2018:
Good for you mate, now wait 3 months for your T.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
@VAL3941 I didn't know that SukiSue had a pet dragon, how cool is that?
VAL3941 comments on Aug 2, 2018:
Good for you mate, now wait 3 months for your T.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
@VAL3941 I didn't know that SukiSue had a pet dragon, how cool is that?
A few pictures of the pepper plants,starting with the Brazilian Starfish A sweet hot pepper about ...
Surfpirate comments on Aug 3, 2018:
Hot, not so hot and damned hot. :)
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
@kenriley A poker buddy of mine in Bermuda used to bring chili to our tournaments and it was always hot but one time he brought chili made with ghost peppers and it damned near blew the tops of the heads of the first few players who took a liberal portion expecting his usual super hot chili con carne, this time it was nuclear hot. I like hot and spicy food (women too for that matter) but this was so hot it reminded me of my psychotic ex-wife kinda hot and spicy. (still feeling the burn 20 years later from that little soiree)
Surfpirate comments on Aug 3, 2018:
Hot, not so hot and damned hot. :)
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
@kenriley A poker buddy of mine in Bermuda used to bring chili to our tournaments and it was always hot but one time he brought chili made with ghost peppers and it damned near blew the tops of the heads of the first few players who took a liberal portion expecting his usual super hot chili con carne, this time it was nuclear hot. I like hot and spicy food (women too for that matter) but this was so hot it reminded me of my psychotic ex-wife kinda hot and spicy. (still feeling the burn 20 years later from that little soiree)
The local barn cat, lurking at the edge of the garden and looking for a meal of insects, frogs, ...
jacpod comments on Aug 3, 2018:
I guess if i was a cat I'd be a good lurker!
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
@SukiSue They get by with a little help from their two legged friends. A buddy of mine down the road has 13 that are neutered or spayed thanks to his wife, the cat food bill is starting to get up there mind you. A fox tried to snatch one of the kittens a few weeks back and it puffed up hissing and spitting which slowed the fox long enough for the other dozen feral cats to come on the double, the fox lost a fair bit of fur before it could beat a hasty retreat.
jacpod comments on Aug 3, 2018:
I guess if i was a cat I'd be a good lurker!
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
@SukiSue They get by with a little help from their two legged friends. A buddy of mine down the road has 13 that are neutered or spayed thanks to his wife, the cat food bill is starting to get up there mind you. A fox tried to snatch one of the kittens a few weeks back and it puffed up hissing and spitting which slowed the fox long enough for the other dozen feral cats to come on the double, the fox lost a fair bit of fur before it could beat a hasty retreat.
The local barn cat, lurking at the edge of the garden and looking for a meal of insects, frogs, ...
SukiSue comments on Aug 3, 2018:
Or waiting to spring some superstition on someone!
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
Or dodge a pickup truck, some of the local yahoos swerve to hit black cats, fucking halfwits.
SukiSue comments on Aug 3, 2018:
Or waiting to spring some superstition on someone!
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
Or dodge a pickup truck, some of the local yahoos swerve to hit black cats, fucking halfwits.
I just read a list of "100 Things To Do Before You Die".
Surfpirate comments on Aug 3, 2018:
At the very least shoot off a flare and make an SOS sign on the beach with rocks.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
@VAL3941, @SukiSue I'm guessing those movies were filmed in black and white. ;)
Surfpirate comments on Aug 3, 2018:
At the very least shoot off a flare and make an SOS sign on the beach with rocks.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
@VAL3941, @SukiSue I'm guessing those movies were filmed in black and white. ;)
I just read a list of "100 Things To Do Before You Die".
Surfpirate comments on Aug 3, 2018:
At the very least shoot off a flare and make an SOS sign on the beach with rocks.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
@VAL3941 Two rocks does not an SOS symbol make.
Surfpirate comments on Aug 3, 2018:
At the very least shoot off a flare and make an SOS sign on the beach with rocks.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
@VAL3941 Two rocks does not an SOS symbol make.
The local barn cat, lurking at the edge of the garden and looking for a meal of insects, frogs, ...
jacpod comments on Aug 3, 2018:
I guess if i was a cat I'd be a good lurker!
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
That little barn cat replaced the old one that looked identical but had a bad paw, I assume the coyotes got him as he hasn't been around for more than a week now. This black cat is a good lurker, I had to use maximum zoom in order to get a decent shot as he bolts for the woods if you get too close.
jacpod comments on Aug 3, 2018:
I guess if i was a cat I'd be a good lurker!
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
That little barn cat replaced the old one that looked identical but had a bad paw, I assume the coyotes got him as he hasn't been around for more than a week now. This black cat is a good lurker, I had to use maximum zoom in order to get a decent shot as he bolts for the woods if you get too close.
Started a group for Full time RVers, vanlife, snowbirds, and people who tend to live on the road.
cyntemp comments on Aug 3, 2018:
I'm retired and have the time so would love to give this a try..... what type of vehicle would you guys recommend starting out? i've camped my whole life and don't mind a little inconvenience but comfort and safety would be concerns. any recommendations for a first timer? something i could ...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
I've seen plenty of mini van conversions and they seem to work really well for people on long haul trips like Alaska to Tierra del Fuego, although you would want a 4x4 option or at least all wheel drive for that kind of trip. Some people carry large tents you can stand up in and add them to the side of their vans to increase living space or they pull a small trailer like a tear drop which are a great way to get a conversation going at a new camp. It is nice to be able to unhook your home for sightseeing trips and shopping etc.
cyntemp comments on Aug 3, 2018:
I'm retired and have the time so would love to give this a try..... what type of vehicle would you guys recommend starting out? i've camped my whole life and don't mind a little inconvenience but comfort and safety would be concerns. any recommendations for a first timer? something i could ...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
I've seen plenty of mini van conversions and they seem to work really well for people on long haul trips like Alaska to Tierra del Fuego, although you would want a 4x4 option or at least all wheel drive for that kind of trip. Some people carry large tents you can stand up in and add them to the side of their vans to increase living space or they pull a small trailer like a tear drop which are a great way to get a conversation going at a new camp. It is nice to be able to unhook your home for sightseeing trips and shopping etc.
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Surfpirate comments on Aug 3, 2018:
A double header last night. The first was a place I have been to before, very dark but with a background lighting to it that allows me to see but also sort of feel my surroundings which are vast like outer space but other dimensional is more accurate as it is not a complete vacuum but the ...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
@Salo It would be a pretty short movie, I doubt the whole encounter took more than 5 minutes of dream time. Real time was probably an hour because I tend to dream in clips that are pretty much seamless like a movie.
Surfpirate comments on Aug 3, 2018:
A double header last night. The first was a place I have been to before, very dark but with a background lighting to it that allows me to see but also sort of feel my surroundings which are vast like outer space but other dimensional is more accurate as it is not a complete vacuum but the ...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
@Salo It would be a pretty short movie, I doubt the whole encounter took more than 5 minutes of dream time. Real time was probably an hour because I tend to dream in clips that are pretty much seamless like a movie.
August 3: Dream Diary
Post for what you dreamt last night
Iam4MY comments on Aug 3, 2018:
Finally remember a complete dream:
I was talking on the phone with a man, identity unknown to awake me, and we decide I should come to his home. He gives me the name of a town and I get out an atlas (who the he'll uses an atlas anymore) and find its a small town just outside Tulsa, OK. ...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
@Iam4MY Sounds like a road trip to explore Oklahoma is in the offing. :) Have fun.
Iam4MY comments on Aug 3, 2018:
Finally remember a complete dream:
I was talking on the phone with a man, identity unknown to awake me, and we decide I should come to his home. He gives me the name of a town and I get out an atlas (who the he'll uses an atlas anymore) and find its a small town just outside Tulsa, OK. ...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
@Iam4MY Sounds like a road trip to explore Oklahoma is in the offing. :) Have fun.
Something for all nationalities
"Should your country allow foreign nations to construct permanent ...
Surfpirate comments on Aug 2, 2018:
I was living in Ecuador as an Expat when President Corea closed the US military base at Manta, this was the biggest US military base on the Pacific coast of South America. When the Americans complained about the closure Corea offered a compromise deal, he would leave the Manta base open with ...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
@Carin The downside is that the new President in Ecuador has caved into the Pentagon and is reopening the bases for the money and is also looking to hand over Julian Assange to the CIA for questioning aka torture.
Surfpirate comments on Aug 2, 2018:
I was living in Ecuador as an Expat when President Corea closed the US military base at Manta, this was the biggest US military base on the Pacific coast of South America. When the Americans complained about the closure Corea offered a compromise deal, he would leave the Manta base open with ...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
@Carin The downside is that the new President in Ecuador has caved into the Pentagon and is reopening the bases for the money and is also looking to hand over Julian Assange to the CIA for questioning aka torture.
Hey guys, I'm gonna have a little get together next week and I'm gonna serve the usual fare for my ...
moonmaid comments on Aug 2, 2018:
What's the usual fare?
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
@moonmaid Then definitely make sure you go for the bigger guinea pig aka Cuey as the smaller ones tend to be too bony, very tasty cooked on a spit over charcoal.
moonmaid comments on Aug 2, 2018:
What's the usual fare?
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
@moonmaid Then definitely make sure you go for the bigger guinea pig aka Cuey as the smaller ones tend to be too bony, very tasty cooked on a spit over charcoal.
August 3: Dream Diary
Post for what you dreamt last night
Iam4MY comments on Aug 3, 2018:
Finally remember a complete dream:
I was talking on the phone with a man, identity unknown to awake me, and we decide I should come to his home. He gives me the name of a town and I get out an atlas (who the he'll uses an atlas anymore) and find its a small town just outside Tulsa, OK. ...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
@Iam4MY Maybe you have a better future in Oklahoma, time will tell. :)
Iam4MY comments on Aug 3, 2018:
Finally remember a complete dream:
I was talking on the phone with a man, identity unknown to awake me, and we decide I should come to his home. He gives me the name of a town and I get out an atlas (who the he'll uses an atlas anymore) and find its a small town just outside Tulsa, OK. ...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
@Iam4MY Maybe you have a better future in Oklahoma, time will tell. :)
YO! YO! YO! MOFOS!
Level 8, I feel like Superman except now I can eat Kryptonite for dessert.
VAL3941 comments on Aug 2, 2018:
Good for you mate, now wait 3 months for your T.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
@VAL3941 How clever of them to disguise the baby dragon as a puppy. ;) It will slide right through customs and not duty to pay either.
VAL3941 comments on Aug 2, 2018:
Good for you mate, now wait 3 months for your T.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
@VAL3941 How clever of them to disguise the baby dragon as a puppy. ;) It will slide right through customs and not duty to pay either.
August 3: Dream Diary
Post for what you dreamt last night
Iam4MY comments on Aug 3, 2018:
Finally remember a complete dream:
I was talking on the phone with a man, identity unknown to awake me, and we decide I should come to his home. He gives me the name of a town and I get out an atlas (who the he'll uses an atlas anymore) and find its a small town just outside Tulsa, OK. ...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
Do you live in Kansas? If you do it sounds like you feel that living there is impeding your progress and the progress of your daughter. Just a thought. Cool beans driving through lava even though the gravel slowed you down.
Iam4MY comments on Aug 3, 2018:
Finally remember a complete dream:
I was talking on the phone with a man, identity unknown to awake me, and we decide I should come to his home. He gives me the name of a town and I get out an atlas (who the he'll uses an atlas anymore) and find its a small town just outside Tulsa, OK. ...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 3, 2018:
Do you live in Kansas? If you do it sounds like you feel that living there is impeding your progress and the progress of your daughter. Just a thought. Cool beans driving through lava even though the gravel slowed you down.
This one is for you SukiSue, courtesy of my French Canadian buddy with the delightfully twisted ...
ugly comments on Aug 2, 2018:
That is heartless. I'm appalled.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
Well sure, you always eat the sweet meats first.
ugly comments on Aug 2, 2018:
That is heartless. I'm appalled.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
Well sure, you always eat the sweet meats first.
And one for the ladies !
Surfpirate comments on Aug 2, 2018:
And here I thought it was all about getting fucked.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
@phxbillcee plenty of time for a dirt nap later, today I bought a bunch of seed packets for a quarter each and a Canadian quarter at that. I sprinkled more than 50 of those packets this evening after things cooled down a bit, will have to see what crops up in the next week or two.
Surfpirate comments on Aug 2, 2018:
And here I thought it was all about getting fucked.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
@phxbillcee plenty of time for a dirt nap later, today I bought a bunch of seed packets for a quarter each and a Canadian quarter at that. I sprinkled more than 50 of those packets this evening after things cooled down a bit, will have to see what crops up in the next week or two.
Do you discuss your dreams with somebody else on a regular basis?
Sheannutt comments on Aug 2, 2018:
I remember dreaming but wish I could remember more than 5 s seconds of my dreams. ?
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
@Sheannutt I hate alarm clocks too, I only use them when I have to catch a flight somewhere and can't afford to miss it, even then I always wake up 5 minutes before it goes off because I hate the noise they make. Sounds like you need to deprogram some of your dream recall so you can start remembering them again. You can train your mind to remember but you can also train your mind to not remember, so it should be a simple matter of unblocking.
Sheannutt comments on Aug 2, 2018:
I remember dreaming but wish I could remember more than 5 s seconds of my dreams. ?
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
@Sheannutt I hate alarm clocks too, I only use them when I have to catch a flight somewhere and can't afford to miss it, even then I always wake up 5 minutes before it goes off because I hate the noise they make. Sounds like you need to deprogram some of your dream recall so you can start remembering them again. You can train your mind to remember but you can also train your mind to not remember, so it should be a simple matter of unblocking.
I was wondering if joining this group would help me remember my dreams, and I guess it did: I had ...
Surfpirate comments on Aug 2, 2018:
If you are aware of your dream life and expend a little time and energy then it will become more memorable because you have focused on your dreams as being important. I think that's why most people only remember really bad nightmares and therefore develop an aversion to dreaming, bad nightmares are...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
@thislife I think it was Edison who only cat napped through life, averaging about 3 hours per day, he called sleep little pieces of death and if you don't dream then that would be true. Something tells me that Tesla had a very active dream life in order to come up with some of his inventions.
Surfpirate comments on Aug 2, 2018:
If you are aware of your dream life and expend a little time and energy then it will become more memorable because you have focused on your dreams as being important. I think that's why most people only remember really bad nightmares and therefore develop an aversion to dreaming, bad nightmares are...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
@thislife I think it was Edison who only cat napped through life, averaging about 3 hours per day, he called sleep little pieces of death and if you don't dream then that would be true. Something tells me that Tesla had a very active dream life in order to come up with some of his inventions.
This one is for you SukiSue, courtesy of my French Canadian buddy with the delightfully twisted ...
phxbillcee comments on Aug 2, 2018:
Rather short-sighted of him!
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
Not if he made Piglet into ham and bacon, that would extend the feast. Eating Kanga when she could produce several more Roos, that would have been short sighted. ;)
phxbillcee comments on Aug 2, 2018:
Rather short-sighted of him!
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
Not if he made Piglet into ham and bacon, that would extend the feast. Eating Kanga when she could produce several more Roos, that would have been short sighted. ;)
Fuck You Trump
FrayedBear comments on Aug 2, 2018:
Why? What has he done?
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
@FrayedBear Enjoy the tunes and fuck me if I know what he is up to at the moment. I live a mile from the US border in Canada and the best I can manage is to look for the mushroom clouds. lol
FrayedBear comments on Aug 2, 2018:
Why? What has he done?
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
@FrayedBear Enjoy the tunes and fuck me if I know what he is up to at the moment. I live a mile from the US border in Canada and the best I can manage is to look for the mushroom clouds. lol
Or, possibly, a schizophrenic religion!
Surfpirate comments on Aug 2, 2018:
My brother has schizophrenia, he tried several religions and they scared the crap out of him.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
@phxbillcee Most schizophrenics are at the upper end of the intelligence scale, the two seem to go hand in hand.
Surfpirate comments on Aug 2, 2018:
My brother has schizophrenia, he tried several religions and they scared the crap out of him.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
@phxbillcee Most schizophrenics are at the upper end of the intelligence scale, the two seem to go hand in hand.
I've put off joining this group as I very rarely dream, or at least I dont remember them often.
Surfpirate comments on Aug 2, 2018:
So you found your way to a scene that was pretty crappy on the allotments and the dj said you were part of it all in the beginning but hindsight being 20/20 you realized that was a load of bullocks and the dj was just a tosser delivery van driver. Then the merchant banker had the cheek to ask you ...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
@Salo Nah Brexit is just a symptom of a deeper rot. Most of my Brit friends got the hell out of there long ago, it doesn't take a lot of sense to realize that it was time to man the life boats or have a mutiny back when the Sex Pistols were still relevant.
Surfpirate comments on Aug 2, 2018:
So you found your way to a scene that was pretty crappy on the allotments and the dj said you were part of it all in the beginning but hindsight being 20/20 you realized that was a load of bullocks and the dj was just a tosser delivery van driver. Then the merchant banker had the cheek to ask you ...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
@Salo Nah Brexit is just a symptom of a deeper rot. Most of my Brit friends got the hell out of there long ago, it doesn't take a lot of sense to realize that it was time to man the life boats or have a mutiny back when the Sex Pistols were still relevant.
Fuck You Trump
FrayedBear comments on Aug 2, 2018:
Why? What has he done?
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
Is that a time sensitive question? As in what has he done in the last half hour to try and end the world?
FrayedBear comments on Aug 2, 2018:
Why? What has he done?
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
Is that a time sensitive question? As in what has he done in the last half hour to try and end the world?
It sounds like Trudeau has decided to deal with Trump in a very Canadian fashion for dealing with ...
Lilac-JadeCanada comments on Jul 13, 2018:
It is always about the US, around the US or for the US, & everyone else can go stuff themselves. Since that obnoxious, spoiled, arrogant, sociopath child got voted in, its even worse. My respect for the US has gone into the minus digits.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
@Lilac-Jade Which attitude and where? The xenophobic Trumpet attitude to everything not in the good ole US of A? There are lots of good people in the US but there are an awful lot of fucking retarded people with handguns too. I would like to think that we could just leave them alone until they kill each other off and we can go in an save the decent ones who have survived but somehow I don't think that is going to work, maybe some kind of international chemotherapy will work on this cancer.
Lilac-JadeCanada comments on Jul 13, 2018:
It is always about the US, around the US or for the US, & everyone else can go stuff themselves. Since that obnoxious, spoiled, arrogant, sociopath child got voted in, its even worse. My respect for the US has gone into the minus digits.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
@Lilac-Jade Which attitude and where? The xenophobic Trumpet attitude to everything not in the good ole US of A? There are lots of good people in the US but there are an awful lot of fucking retarded people with handguns too. I would like to think that we could just leave them alone until they kill each other off and we can go in an save the decent ones who have survived but somehow I don't think that is going to work, maybe some kind of international chemotherapy will work on this cancer.
I was wondering if joining this group would help me remember my dreams, and I guess it did: I had ...
Surfpirate comments on Aug 2, 2018:
If you are aware of your dream life and expend a little time and energy then it will become more memorable because you have focused on your dreams as being important. I think that's why most people only remember really bad nightmares and therefore develop an aversion to dreaming, bad nightmares are...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
@thislife I sometimes find that my dreams are a lot like my subconscious mind talking to me, cutting through the background noise of daily life and providing clarity on important issues. I have also dreamed the solutions to complicated engineering problems and logistical problems that effected my job. Most of the time my dreams are just fun or at least interesting during a period when my mind would be dormant as my body goes through its regeneration cycle, after 4 days without sleep some weird things start to happen and much longer than that the possibility of death starts to be a factor. We can't avoid sleeping one third of our life away and since the possibility of a heaven is very remote at best, it just makes sense not to waste that much of our existence.
Surfpirate comments on Aug 2, 2018:
If you are aware of your dream life and expend a little time and energy then it will become more memorable because you have focused on your dreams as being important. I think that's why most people only remember really bad nightmares and therefore develop an aversion to dreaming, bad nightmares are...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
@thislife I sometimes find that my dreams are a lot like my subconscious mind talking to me, cutting through the background noise of daily life and providing clarity on important issues. I have also dreamed the solutions to complicated engineering problems and logistical problems that effected my job. Most of the time my dreams are just fun or at least interesting during a period when my mind would be dormant as my body goes through its regeneration cycle, after 4 days without sleep some weird things start to happen and much longer than that the possibility of death starts to be a factor. We can't avoid sleeping one third of our life away and since the possibility of a heaven is very remote at best, it just makes sense not to waste that much of our existence.
Cross-posted from the Memes R Us Group. Yes, I made this.
Surfpirate comments on Jul 31, 2018:
Don't piss in the shower, that's why I installed a urinal and a toilet in the bathroom.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
@GuyKeith, @phxbillcee There must be one hell of a water shortage in the US. Just don't piss into the wind.
https://www.youtube./watch?v=mhA66zM1StI
Surfpirate comments on Jul 31, 2018:
Don't piss in the shower, that's why I installed a urinal and a toilet in the bathroom.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
@GuyKeith, @phxbillcee There must be one hell of a water shortage in the US. Just don't piss into the wind.
https://www.youtube./watch?v=mhA66zM1StI
Cross-posted from the Memes R Us Group. Yes, I made this.
Surfpirate comments on Jul 31, 2018:
Don't piss in the shower, that's why I installed a urinal and a toilet in the bathroom.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
@GuyKeith Are you guys experiencing a water shortage? Why not just piss on a tree at least it would water the tree. :D
Surfpirate comments on Jul 31, 2018:
Don't piss in the shower, that's why I installed a urinal and a toilet in the bathroom.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
@GuyKeith Are you guys experiencing a water shortage? Why not just piss on a tree at least it would water the tree. :D
And one for the ladies !
Surfpirate comments on Aug 2, 2018:
And here I thought it was all about getting fucked.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
@VAL3941 Mission Accomplished, now I have to decide between taking a nap or gardening.
Surfpirate comments on Aug 2, 2018:
And here I thought it was all about getting fucked.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
@VAL3941 Mission Accomplished, now I have to decide between taking a nap or gardening.
I would love to be able to build something like this for a summer home, It looks so peaceful.
Surfpirate comments on Aug 2, 2018:
I love the collapsible glass wall, super expensive but beautiful. My wife wanted them for our new house and the price for a 16' x 8' opening was a little over $11k so I built it with two 8' x 8' sliding glass doors instead for around $2k.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
@Sheannutt I like to think of it as better value for dollar but some would say I cheaped out a bit.
Surfpirate comments on Aug 2, 2018:
I love the collapsible glass wall, super expensive but beautiful. My wife wanted them for our new house and the price for a 16' x 8' opening was a little over $11k so I built it with two 8' x 8' sliding glass doors instead for around $2k.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
@Sheannutt I like to think of it as better value for dollar but some would say I cheaped out a bit.
YO! YO! YO! MOFOS!
Level 8, I feel like Superman except now I can eat Kryptonite for dessert.
McVinegar comments on Aug 2, 2018:
Great job? ;)
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
I didn't plan it, seemed to just happen by accident.
McVinegar comments on Aug 2, 2018:
Great job? ;)
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
I didn't plan it, seemed to just happen by accident.
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