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This keeps making me laugh.
Surfpirate comments on Aug 2, 2018:
When do you suppose the last time anyone in his family went to a grocery store and pushed a cart around with the rest of us? Possibly he was in the cart and his mom was pushing it, that's how long ago.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
@Annitonn The Orange Ape is like most people, he never would have been conceived without the help of alcohol. :D
A library with lots of gardening books is even better.
jacpod comments on Aug 2, 2018:
regarding books I buy them secondhand in charity shops ,give more than the asking price and bring them back when I have read them it is an ongoing=n process as being 70 yrs old I do forget the plot of a book very soon after having read it so - everyone wins!
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
I like to recycle books myself, I give them to people as a loan if I think they will benefit from the info inside. I call it a loan but I know it is never coming back to me so I often ask them to pass it along to someone else if they enjoyed and learned something from it.
And one for the ladies !
Surfpirate comments on Aug 2, 2018:
And here I thought it was all about getting fucked.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
@VAL3941 Any room in the house if you are feeling the mood.
A library with lots of gardening books is even better.
HippieChick58 comments on Aug 2, 2018:
I may have a few books. I used to have lots of books. When I had to move myself (as opposed to hiring packers/movers) I downsized the books. Now I go online, cheaper and maybe faster.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
Online is good but it never has quite the satisfying feel of a book.
A library with lots of gardening books is even better.
cmadler comments on Aug 2, 2018:
I've got several, but my favorite is my grandmother's old copy (1945 edition I think; at work now so I can't check) of *The New Garden Encyclopedia*. My favorite entry is on p 1227, where the following quote can be found: "[The tomato] is sometimes grafted on the potato for curiosity's sake; the ...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
WOW! If you pull that mutant plant off then let us know how you did it and don't forget to provide pictures, lots and lots of pics.
August 2: Dream Diary
LauraUU comments on Aug 2, 2018:
Here is an example of a normal weird dream of mine. This one isn’t as weird as it gets. 4 on a scale of 10. I was walking thru Memorial Park in El Paso, where I grew up. There was a building that wasn’t there IRL across from the school and I worked there. It was more like a doorway that led to...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
A political, technical wet dream, way to tie all the components together and kudos on snaps, lego and wing nuts which most people couldn't string together in a sentence, let alone with a computer build. (y) I am in awe.
And one for the ladies !
Surfpirate comments on Aug 2, 2018:
And here I thought it was all about getting fucked.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
@SukiSue Oh come on, how hard can it be? - well I suppose if you have standards and scruples it could be a bit of a push. ;)
Hey guys, I'm gonna have a little get together next week and I'm gonna serve the usual fare for my ...
moonmaid comments on Aug 2, 2018:
What's the usual fare?
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
In Tuktoyaktuk that would be whale blubber and a bit of boiled seal meat, pls elaborate. We liked to start our meals in Ecuador with a bit of pikapika which was assorted meats and cheeses plus some pickled veggies but guinea pig can also be a good starter but a bit bony.
Today, we broke 101 members. Is everyone doing their job of telling folks to fuck off?
LenHazell53 comments on Aug 2, 2018:
Ah bollocks, I hate it when other people succeed like a budgie with no teeth.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
Budgerigars have teeth? Get the fuck outta here, when did this happen and how long are they? An inch? 2 inches long? This has got Jurassic Park written all over it.
Today, we broke 101 members. Is everyone doing their job of telling folks to fuck off?
phxbillcee comments on Aug 2, 2018:
Fuck you very much, @SukiSue!
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
I'll throw in the reach around. ;)
YO! YO! YO! MOFOS! Level 8, I feel like Superman except now I can eat Kryptonite for dessert.
VAL3941 comments on Aug 2, 2018:
Good for you mate, now wait 3 months for your T.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
@SukiSue I think they tied the T-shirt to the puppy and sent it paddling off towards South Afrika.
YO! YO! YO! MOFOS! Level 8, I feel like Superman except now I can eat Kryptonite for dessert.
SukiSue comments on Aug 2, 2018:
Hahahaha! Yes you can eat Kriptonite! But don't..... just in case. LOL Congratulations dude! Now...I dare you to get the PURPLE tee shirt! I double dare you!!! hahaha!
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
As usual I am unclear on the concept because fools like me rush in where angels fear to tread. :D
YO! YO! YO! MOFOS! Level 8, I feel like Superman except now I can eat Kryptonite for dessert.
escapetypist comments on Aug 2, 2018:
Maybe your Agnotic dot com t-shirt shrink upon the first wash.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
Zero fucks given so long as there is a real dragon egg in the pocket that will hatch when I put it in the dryer on . ;)
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SukiSue comments on Aug 2, 2018:
No, because they admitted right up front they are in a stupor. They just needed stupid words to fit their dumb melody. By the way.... "Imperial shock troopers were high-class stormtroopers[1] pulled from the Stormtrooper Corps of the Galactic Empire.[3] They served as elite frontline forces...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
Do you speak French? Do I know a guy who would love to meet you.
Do you discuss your dreams with somebody else on a regular basis?
Sheannutt comments on Aug 2, 2018:
I remember dreaming but wish I could remember more than 5 s seconds of my dreams. ?
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
If you wake up to an alarm clock that can really make it difficult to remember your dreams. If your alarm clock has a gentle option that slowly wakes you up then you will have more of a chance to remember your dreams or sometimes you can recover more of your dreams if you hit the snooze button and resume the same position on the bed as when you woke up. Like all tricks they work for some people and not so much for others and sometimes it just takes practice.
Had at least three dreams last night but I only remember the last one.
Surfpirate comments on Aug 2, 2018:
The symbolism for Britain makes sense but why the chicken legs and not the whole chicken or the breast or nuggets or wings?
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
@Bjy001 SCA? I had some friends at Uni that were into that, they liked to joust and play at knights and would come home from a weekend looking like they had been through the mill. I'm not sure if it was the beatings they got with dulled swords from other champions or the fun they had with the fair maidens after the competitions. ;)
A library with lots of gardening books is even better.
jacpod comments on Aug 2, 2018:
yes lucky old me - however judges are coming tomorrow to judge our gardens and I hate that . I hate all judgements but garden ones are extremely insulting to me .
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
If you have a shiny new axe handle to carry around with you as you show them the gardens it can be a powerfully menacing tool. Much more effective than the rather clumsy pick handle which looks more formidable but doesn't focus the power of a quick strike against an arrogant fool the way the axe handle does. Just watch this video and see that the pick handle is effective but those boys will be good as new come morning but if it had been an axe handle the way the video is describe then they would all be in the ER. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvhMLHBtUQ8
It's not even my Birthday!
Bierbasstard comments on Aug 2, 2018:
That's all that apple eating bitch, Eve, deserves.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
@Merrydelight Cunts are useful and very tough, a kick in the ball sack will leave a he man wimpering on the ground like a little bitch but a kick in the cunt will hardly phase some bitches. Furthermore, cunts can take a real pounding to the point that a prick is exhausted but the cunt is still ready for more, barely even warmed up even. Finally, a cunt can expel a 10 lb. new born babe, just think of the howling and the mess if you tried to push so much as a kidney stone out of a prick. I'll put my money on the cunt every damn time, it's a surefire winner. (y)
Do you discuss your dreams with somebody else on a regular basis?
Cast1es comments on Aug 2, 2018:
Wish I could actually get several connected hours of sleep .
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
Have you tried valerian root or cammomile tea? It helps calm the nerves and lets you sleep, doesn't provide any help with other problems that may be keeping you awake.
Do you discuss your dreams with somebody else on a regular basis?
Iam4MY comments on Aug 2, 2018:
Only on here, hence why I started the group.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
We won't tell anyone. ;)
Do you discuss your dreams with somebody else on a regular basis?
stinkeye_a comments on Aug 2, 2018:
Nah, never have. Only bring them up when there's been something particularly weird, interesting, or topical. Usually they're just non-sensically random and kind of boring.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
Sounds a lot like real life, routines and the mundane punctuated with the weird and the bizarre.
Had at least three dreams last night but I only remember the last one.
SeeCanU comments on Aug 2, 2018:
who eats chicken with silverware?
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
@Bjy001 Wet wipes at least??
Q Anon because yes it can get even weirder in Trump's Freak Show. [rollingstone.com]
AntaresRose comments on Aug 1, 2018:
I watched them on TV today. 45 is always busy. He has pissed off the KOCH brothers who finance many campaigns. They want to grow our economy like it was with free trade and are against protectionism.Our unhinged 45 actually told them 45 didn't care. 45 said he don't need their money. This is getting...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
The last president that tried to bite the hand that feeds him got hit with a magic bullet in Dallas.
A library with lots of gardening books is even better.
MikeInBatonRouge comments on Aug 2, 2018:
More than I care to list. But decidedly lop-sided. I counted 22 books on roses, just 3 on other ornamentals, and nothing on trees, or fruits or vegetables. hmm...
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
Mine is lopsided in the other direction, lots of fruit and veggies but very little on ornamentals.
YO! YO! YO! MOFOS! Level 8, I feel like Superman except now I can eat Kryptonite for dessert.
VAL3941 comments on Aug 2, 2018:
Good for you mate, now wait 3 months for your T.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 2, 2018:
Screw the T-shirt I just want my free baby dragon.
YO! YO! YO! MOFOS! Level 8, I feel like Superman except now I can eat Kryptonite for dessert.
phxbillcee comments on Aug 1, 2018:
Congrats!
Surfpirate replies on Aug 1, 2018:
@phxbillcee So the Alpha but not the Omega.
YO! YO! YO! MOFOS! Level 8, I feel like Superman except now I can eat Kryptonite for dessert.
chalupacabre comments on Aug 1, 2018:
Praise the Borg!
Surfpirate replies on Aug 1, 2018:
Even the Borg can be beautiful.
YO! YO! YO! MOFOS! Level 8, I feel like Superman except now I can eat Kryptonite for dessert.
phxbillcee comments on Aug 1, 2018:
Congrats!
Surfpirate replies on Aug 1, 2018:
A NINE! Rare and seldom seen.
YO! YO! YO! MOFOS! Level 8, I feel like Superman except now I can eat Kryptonite for dessert.
GuyKeith comments on Aug 1, 2018:
Congratulations! What are you going to name your Free Puppy?
Surfpirate replies on Aug 1, 2018:
@kenriley They're all vegan so it's all good. ;)
YO! YO! YO! MOFOS! Level 8, I feel like Superman except now I can eat Kryptonite for dessert.
GuyKeith comments on Aug 1, 2018:
Congratulations! What are you going to name your Free Puppy?
Surfpirate replies on Aug 1, 2018:
Maybe the free puppy is like a starter kit for getting the free baby dragon? Set the puppy out as bait and catch the baby dragon when it swoops in for dinner, need to get some asbestos rope to make a snare. Think, think, think that's all I do.
YO! YO! YO! MOFOS! Level 8, I feel like Superman except now I can eat Kryptonite for dessert.
CaroleKay comments on Aug 1, 2018:
Yay! Congrats! It's about time.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 1, 2018:
Fucking Exhausting is more like it. LOL Now I can sit back and coast for the next 200k points or what ever in hell it is to get to level 9.
YO! YO! YO! MOFOS! Level 8, I feel like Superman except now I can eat Kryptonite for dessert.
kenriley comments on Aug 1, 2018:
Congratulations, I'm throwing you a tomato.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 1, 2018:
Nice ripe red tomato! Best thing that has come my way since leveling up. ;)
YO! YO! YO! MOFOS! Level 8, I feel like Superman except now I can eat Kryptonite for dessert.
GuyKeith comments on Aug 1, 2018:
Congratulations! What are you going to name your Free Puppy?
Surfpirate replies on Aug 1, 2018:
They said it would be a free baby dragon, sons of bitches they lied to me. :D
YO! YO! YO! MOFOS! Level 8, I feel like Superman except now I can eat Kryptonite for dessert.
Compassion8doubt comments on Aug 1, 2018:
Good for you! Will you be hosting your own military parade?
Surfpirate replies on Aug 1, 2018:
I have nothing against killing people on a personal level but killing for king and country just never made much sense to me so the military is a no go.
Cross-posted from the Memes R Us Group. Yes, I made this.
Surfpirate comments on Jul 31, 2018:
Don't piss in the shower, that's why I installed a urinal and a toilet in the bathroom.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 1, 2018:
@GuyKeith Aseptic technique not righteousness, I don't piss in the kitchen sink either.
I think this could be one of the most effective anti-theft devices ever invented.
Alvinsmama comments on Jul 31, 2018:
I learned to drive on a stick. I haven't driven one in a long time but I could probably do so successfully.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 1, 2018:
@SukiSue The last time I ground the gears on anything it was a 40' flat bed truck with no 2nd gear that you had to double clutch. Even then not so much.
I just saw a bird drinking from the same water another bird was bathing in. Nature is gross.
Surfpirate comments on Jul 31, 2018:
Most birdbaths are full of bird shit because the birds shit while they are drinking, sort of like drinking out of a toilet. Mind you most predators go for the guts first when they make a kill which sounds pretty shitty as well.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 1, 2018:
@SukiSue However birds are vectors for many diseases and parasites.
Cross-posted from the Memes R Us Group. Yes, I made this.
Surfpirate comments on Jul 31, 2018:
Don't piss in the shower, that's why I installed a urinal and a toilet in the bathroom.
Surfpirate replies on Aug 1, 2018:
@SukiSue It's just not good hygiene and as for food fights, it's the sort of thing that makes someone like myself who loves to cook just want to punch people in the face. This really must be an American thing, never heard of it any where else.
Offended yet? ?
escapetypist comments on Jul 31, 2018:
I think the baby making caused the accident, not the other way around. But I see your point
Surfpirate replies on Aug 1, 2018:
@minhmeister If you survive the experience it is one hell of a thrill ride. It took me a while to get free of that woman, kicked me in the balls, caught me completely unawares, later she tried to stab me with a knife and she burned down my house. Ahh the memories. :D
Cross-posted from the Memes R Us Group. Yes, I made this.
Surfpirate comments on Jul 31, 2018:
Don't piss in the shower, that's why I installed a urinal and a toilet in the bathroom.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 31, 2018:
@GuyKeith Never not even once, never been in a food fight either.
I think this could be one of the most effective anti-theft devices ever invented.
Alvinsmama comments on Jul 31, 2018:
I learned to drive on a stick. I haven't driven one in a long time but I could probably do so successfully.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 31, 2018:
I hadn't driven stick in over a decade and suddenly I had to drive a manual transmission car in Peru, 5 minutes later and it was No Hay Problema, didn't even stall it.
Without porn would anyone even know what the internet is?
ProudMary comments on Jul 31, 2018:
A few years back, hubby and I decided to watch some internet porn. And then I suddenly had the thought...what if something we start watching has someone underage in it and we end up getting arrested? Certainly killed the mood...for a few minutes anyway.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 31, 2018:
Exactly, porn stars should have a tat on their back with their DOB so people know how old they are. ;)
Cross-posted from the Memes R Us Group. Yes, I made this.
Surfpirate comments on Jul 31, 2018:
Don't piss in the shower, that's why I installed a urinal and a toilet in the bathroom.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 31, 2018:
@GuyKeith If you live alone then whatever you do is your own disgusting business, if you are really close friends with your goat then that is no concern of mine.
I think this could be one of the most effective anti-theft devices ever invented.
Compassion8doubt comments on Jul 31, 2018:
Not for me, I'd be down the road in no time, if I were a car thief that is, lol
Surfpirate replies on Jul 31, 2018:
I get it, you're 50 but you look 35. Happens all the time.
Offended yet? ?
escapetypist comments on Jul 31, 2018:
I think the baby making caused the accident, not the other way around. But I see your point
Surfpirate replies on Jul 31, 2018:
@minhmeister must have something to do with the vibrations, they ride as nice as a stage coach.
This story of what sorts of things will come out of the ice melting in the arctic and elsewhere ...
Surfpirate comments on Jul 31, 2018:
I recently watched a TV Series based on this premise of diseases released from the melting glaciers that caused mayhem in a small Arctic community. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dytQex_y68
Surfpirate replies on Jul 31, 2018:
@kmaz It was pretty dark.
Offended yet? ?
escapetypist comments on Jul 31, 2018:
I think the baby making caused the accident, not the other way around. But I see your point
Surfpirate replies on Jul 31, 2018:
That is a dangerous maneuver no doubt about it, I almost died driving an MGB at night on a two lane highway when my gf got amorous, back in the 80's. After two near misses I pulled over but apparently the lack of imminent death put a damper on her desires.
I think this could be one of the most effective anti-theft devices ever invented.
ProudMary comments on Jul 31, 2018:
I sometimes wonder if I could still do it.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 31, 2018:
Just like riding a bike, you never forget.
This is big because we've all got kids in some way shape or form.
Surfpirate comments on Jul 31, 2018:
I can only imagine the outrage of the Boomers when the next generations treat them with the same callous indifference that they treated others. As the numbers shift this is a given.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 31, 2018:
@kenriley
This is big because we've all got kids in some way shape or form.
Surfpirate comments on Jul 31, 2018:
I can only imagine the outrage of the Boomers when the next generations treat them with the same callous indifference that they treated others. As the numbers shift this is a given.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 31, 2018:
@kenriley I think someone wrote a book about that: I'm Ok but you're Screwed.
This is big because we've all got kids in some way shape or form.
kenriley comments on Jul 31, 2018:
What's going on? While trump is distracting everyone, Paul Ryan and Mitch Mc turtle head are busy trying to take more from the working class and poor and give it to big corporations.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 31, 2018:
They are doing a fair bit better than just trying, the worst part is the poor people who supported Trump are cheering while they get screwed.
July 31: Dream Diary - If you can't remember your dreams, what would you like to have dreamed about?
MFAtheist comments on Jul 31, 2018:
I typically don't remember my dreams, either from lack of sleep or lack of quality of sleep. If I had the ability to choose my dreams I would go with whatever my subconscious can come up with to help me work out my current situations in the real world.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 31, 2018:
I often dream solutions to real world problems, even technical issues on the job will often get resolved in my dream time.
Education is the root of all evil? I think not.
Tomfoolery33 comments on Jul 30, 2018:
It amazes me how some people rave about colleges in this country and how they're trying to "indoctrinate" kids. Would they rather they not get an education?
Surfpirate replies on Jul 31, 2018:
Exactly, while it sounds silly there are people who believe exactly that.
Hey! I found something to rant about.
Surfpirate comments on Jul 30, 2018:
This is why Cannibals don't eat Female Comedians, because they taste Funny. (did I say eat? because I meant go down on) ;)
Surfpirate replies on Jul 30, 2018:
@Stacey48 you may not be as think as funny I am.
First "Kong" sunflower harvested.
Surfpirate comments on Jul 29, 2018:
What makes it a Kong?
Surfpirate replies on Jul 30, 2018:
@kenriley The sunflowers that grew the best for me this year were the dollar store sunflower seeds that I bought for the birds and thought what the heck, throw a couple of handfuls in the ground and see if I can make some more.
July 30: Dream Diary - What happened in your dreams last night?
TidesnStars comments on Jul 30, 2018:
Hello everyone calls me Rose.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 30, 2018:
Hi Rose, everyone is a bit different and that's what makes it so fun.
I have many recurring dreams and other odd ones that slip in and out of my memory (most things do, ...
Surfpirate comments on Jul 30, 2018:
How fucking annoying. You need to use a bazooka next time and kill that mofo baddy before your friends can stop you, quit pissing around and get the job done. (y)
Surfpirate replies on Jul 30, 2018:
@Hellbent Let me know if you need back up, I've got your 6. ;)
So.
Surfpirate comments on Jul 29, 2018:
I prefer to fly solo when it comes to defend myself against the attacks by idiots and I will happily do the occasional calvary charge when I see others being unfairly attacked. Unfortunately I am not on a lot lately because I am at my cottage and the internet router got fried by a lightning strike ...
Surfpirate replies on Jul 30, 2018:
Well surprise, surprise, surprise, I'm back online thanks to tech support shipping me a new modem over the weekend. It got here in record time and the post office even delivered it to my door.
So.
Surfpirate comments on Jul 29, 2018:
I prefer to fly solo when it comes to defend myself against the attacks by idiots and I will happily do the occasional calvary charge when I see others being unfairly attacked. Unfortunately I am not on a lot lately because I am at my cottage and the internet router got fried by a lightning strike ...
Surfpirate replies on Jul 29, 2018:
@SukiSue enjoying the peace and quiet while I plan my campaign strategy. 4 candidates running for the 2 political positions available on council so it'll be a tough campaign. Posting using my phone is awful.
First "Kong" sunflower harvested.
Surfpirate comments on Jul 29, 2018:
What makes it a Kong?
Surfpirate replies on Jul 29, 2018:
@bigpawbullets I don't know that one, thanks for the info.
Ok I have decided the new rule isn’t going to be put in place.
CaroleKay comments on Jul 29, 2018:
Sometimes the best rules are no rules. Thank you
Surfpirate replies on Jul 29, 2018:
Guidelines are better than rules. ?
Anyone else play Poker?
Surfpirate comments on Jul 26, 2018:
I imagine he overplayed it and went all in too soon which considering you had the nuts made it an easy call with no possibility of a house or quads. That's a bad beat, brother but that's Hold'em.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 26, 2018:
@GuyKeith As memorable as this beat will be for you, the win will be even more memorable to him. Shuffle up and deal, Baby. I know this to be the case because I took out my uncle's King high flush with a 10 high straight flush about 12 years ago at a family game which is a pretty big cash game, everybody brings at least a grand. I had to let him slowly draw me in to the final all in because he is a very shrewd operator but I got him for his whole bankroll and put him out for the night. I remember it well and he gets snake eyes if I talk about it even now. :D
Hello I am new so please be gentle.
of-the-mountain comments on Jul 26, 2018:
You Are so far off base! Why are you here? You use un correct instead of incorrect! Emotional hate is far flung from discuss! Apparently you are here in your crude rude playing yourself off as some southern red neck! Good try or are you really that moronically culturally a brew bricks ...
Surfpirate replies on Jul 26, 2018:
I don't imagine they can last long outside of the swamp so they will be slithering back there soon enough. No hatred but perhaps some pity at best and contempt at worst.
Real Rain Today!! Woo Hoo!!! First solid rain we have had in over a month, been eking by with just...
Hebert54 comments on Jul 26, 2018:
You lucky thing ! We’ve forgotten what rain is ... and this is Cornwall! We are expecting 34 or 35 degrees today ! We,ll melt . Twice a day watering now.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 26, 2018:
My Brit friends say that they are about to burst into flames it is so hot lately.
Hi guys, I had to unblock a few of you before I joined, I have a lot of people blocked so I kind of ...
SukiSue comments on Jul 25, 2018:
Yay! We play rough! It's always fun until somebody gets an eye poked out!!! But I guarantee you'll laugh a lot. We don't block anybody but sometimes people leave. For the life of us we could never figure out why? It must be us.😞
Surfpirate replies on Jul 26, 2018:
@Duke Are you trying to flatter me?
Hi guys, I had to unblock a few of you before I joined, I have a lot of people blocked so I kind of ...
SukiSue comments on Jul 25, 2018:
You're not an official member until you get your eye poked out!
Surfpirate replies on Jul 26, 2018:
@SukiSue the guy has both his eyes poked out, no wonder he didn't duck
Hi guys, I had to unblock a few of you before I joined, I have a lot of people blocked so I kind of ...
GuyKeith comments on Jul 25, 2018:
I'm late to this party, but I'm out hiking with my LEGS.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 26, 2018:
@SukiSue Truly, madly and deeply married no less. :D Little wonder I'm so offensive.
Hi guys, I had to unblock a few of you before I joined, I have a lot of people blocked so I kind of ...
SukiSue comments on Jul 25, 2018:
Yay! We play rough! It's always fun until somebody gets an eye poked out!!! But I guarantee you'll laugh a lot. We don't block anybody but sometimes people leave. For the life of us we could never figure out why? It must be us.😞
Surfpirate replies on Jul 25, 2018:
@Duke Oh look, a dollar on the floor, why don't you bend over and pick it up? :)
Hi guys, I had to unblock a few of you before I joined, I have a lot of people blocked so I kind of ...
SukiSue comments on Jul 25, 2018:
Yay! We play rough! It's always fun until somebody gets an eye poked out!!! But I guarantee you'll laugh a lot. We don't block anybody but sometimes people leave. For the life of us we could never figure out why? It must be us.😞
Surfpirate replies on Jul 25, 2018:
@SukiSue I think the nice men in the white suits may have taken away their internet privileges and refastened the ties at the back of their special jackets.
Hi guys, I had to unblock a few of you before I joined, I have a lot of people blocked so I kind of ...
SukiSue comments on Jul 25, 2018:
Yay! We play rough! It's always fun until somebody gets an eye poked out!!! But I guarantee you'll laugh a lot. We don't block anybody but sometimes people leave. For the life of us we could never figure out why? It must be us.😞
Surfpirate replies on Jul 25, 2018:
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting ,'13....13....13' The fence was too high to see over,but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on. Some bastard poked me in the eye with a stick. Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...
Hi guys, I had to unblock a few of you before I joined, I have a lot of people blocked so I kind of ...
SukiSue comments on Jul 25, 2018:
Yay! We play rough! It's always fun until somebody gets an eye poked out!!! But I guarantee you'll laugh a lot. We don't block anybody but sometimes people leave. For the life of us we could never figure out why? It must be us.😞
Surfpirate replies on Jul 25, 2018:
@Duke I'm sure someone will find a place to poke the blind guy. ;)
Hi guys, I had to unblock a few of you before I joined, I have a lot of people blocked so I kind of ...
SukiSue comments on Jul 25, 2018:
Yay! We play rough! It's always fun until somebody gets an eye poked out!!! But I guarantee you'll laugh a lot. We don't block anybody but sometimes people leave. For the life of us we could never figure out why? It must be us.😞
Surfpirate replies on Jul 25, 2018:
People seem to leave after they get their second eye poked out, some of the sissies leave after just having one eye poked out. :D
yep that's a Castor canadensis all right!
Surfpirate comments on Jul 25, 2018:
That's a pretty sloppy looking beaver lodge, how close is it to the border? It could be one of those American beavers that slipped across the border illegally and is trying to blend in even though Real Canadian Beavers don't make a habit of hanging a Canadian flag off their front porch except maybe...
Surfpirate replies on Jul 25, 2018:
@Lukian Dem Boys are always deep in der cups, best leave it to the Mounties. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZt2kzJf6Xw
Whether you are getting enough rain, not enough or too damn much, it's always good for Rainy Day ...
HippieChick58 comments on Jul 25, 2018:
He is one of my favorites, and that song is one of the best.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 25, 2018:
He had some really great songs and is a part of Canadiana.
Friends, Romans, Countrymen/women, lend me your ears.
Surfpirate comments on Jul 24, 2018:
How many of you Liberal, open minded Trump despisers ever feel an overwhelming need to go join Conservative discussion groups so you can troll them? Anyone at all? Probably not and I don't either for the same reason that I don't discuss politics with squirrels or bird or toads - there's no ...
Surfpirate replies on Jul 25, 2018:
@MikeFlora There's a cause? Are we manning the barricades against the Trumpets? Either you were trolling or you weren't and I understand completely why it might be tempting to go after some of these neo-Nazis and knock them down a notch so they don't feel they can lash out at people with impunity, call the police of people because they happen to be black or Hispanic, etc. If you felt better for doing so I hardly think that's a crime.
I want an Irish setter so bad ?
Surfpirate comments on Jul 25, 2018:
Very pretty but they have been bred so pretty that their brain cavity is pretty small, they are known for having hip dysplasia and hypothyroidism. Any breed that gains popularity has issues with overbreeding and inbreeding as well so choose your breeder well.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 25, 2018:
@evergreen Oh they are there, Delta dogs and abused dogs and the rare gem that you can polish but they are very rare indeed. Lots of pits and staffordshire terriers, chihuahuas and pekepoos or labrdoodles etc. but if you want consistency then you have to pay. My first Bouvier was a rescue, great pedigree but a broken spirit from abuse, I spent hundreds of hours and thousands of dollars bring him back from the brink and championed him to his CKC and his Obedience levels. There are no bad dogs but there are a lot of damaged dogs and if people don't go into it with their eyes wide open those dogs recycle back to the shelter until they are euthanized as an unplacable dog, not their fault but the same end result.
In all seriousness
Surfpirate comments on Jul 25, 2018:
What? They aren't even pretending to be a free and open democracy anymore?
Surfpirate replies on Jul 25, 2018:
@SaucyCheryl Normally I would say that sounds kinda sexy but in this case where democracy is at stake it just isn't.
I want an Irish setter so bad ?
Surfpirate comments on Jul 25, 2018:
Very pretty but they have been bred so pretty that their brain cavity is pretty small, they are known for having hip dysplasia and hypothyroidism. Any breed that gains popularity has issues with overbreeding and inbreeding as well so choose your breeder well.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 25, 2018:
@evergreen Animal Shelters are just stacked to the rafters with pure bred Irish Setters.
Likes and dislikes about apartment living?
Buckeyeproud comments on Jul 25, 2018:
Cons - people taking your parking spot, Nousy neighbors, No yard, Not allowed to do certain things such as have to mounts on walls. Pros - Have maintenance workers to make repairs, No grass to cut, You have option to leave not stuck like trying to sell it, Have cameras to help secure area and ...
Surfpirate replies on Jul 25, 2018:
I forgot about the stupid parking rules, add that to my list of cons. lol
Whether you are getting enough rain, not enough or too damn much, it's always good for Rainy Day ...
Sheannutt comments on Jul 25, 2018:
That's a good song Thank you for sharing
Surfpirate replies on Jul 25, 2018:
Sorry I had the wrong song initially, from a different post all together.
Real Rain Today!! Woo Hoo!!! First solid rain we have had in over a month, been eking by with just...
Sheannutt comments on Jul 25, 2018:
Your garden looks very nice and inviting to all the bees and that's good.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 25, 2018:
Fewer honey bee unfortunately, I would say that I have seen half as many this year as last year.
I think most people have had a 'wet' dream but how many have had a surreal 'wet' dream where you ...
ProudMary comments on Jul 25, 2018:
Whenever my husband worked out of town we would sometimes have eerily similar erotic dreams about each other. God, I haven't thought about that for years. Thanks for jolting my memory.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 25, 2018:
You're welcome, feeling is believing. :)
Real Rain Today!! Woo Hoo!!! First solid rain we have had in over a month, been eking by with just...
SkotlandSkye comments on Jul 25, 2018:
#jealous. I haven't seen a real rain in 2 months --- 20 minute downpours don't count. Mother Nature is screwing with me right now....and running up my water bill.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 25, 2018:
I hear ya Mate.
Works like fucking magic, except on trolls but as everyone who ever played D&D will tell you, trolls...
Stacey48 comments on Jul 25, 2018:
What about humble opinions? IMHO this is true.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 25, 2018:
@Sticks48 Zero Fucks Given (unless I like what you have to say of course) :D
Works like fucking magic, except on trolls but as everyone who ever played D&D will tell you, trolls...
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 25, 2018:
I find chanting this Italian medieval satanic incantation several time quickly, will rid you of all but the most percipient know it alls Myan da yah Oiwan Dahm Bia snee Tze Fual
Surfpirate replies on Jul 25, 2018:
Reads like hooked on phonics running amok. :D
Beer is Best for this !
Surfpirate comments on Jul 25, 2018:
Except for the invention of beer and wine, overpopulation would not be a problem today.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 25, 2018:
@VAL3941 This Canadian Rock Band from the 70's expressed it quite succinctly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBrCcYr0y5M=PL1B8845D205B4AE6A=8
Works like fucking magic, except on trolls but as everyone who ever played D&D will tell you, trolls...
VAL3941 comments on Jul 25, 2018:
I know some who are immune !
Surfpirate replies on Jul 25, 2018:
Don't we all, Mate, don't we all. :D
Beer is Best for this !
Surfpirate comments on Jul 25, 2018:
Except for the invention of beer and wine, overpopulation would not be a problem today.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 25, 2018:
@VAL3941 I guess my eyesight is better than yours then. ;)
Well, if the Evangelicals and other Fundies are right, this might be what we are in for.
Surfpirate comments on Jul 25, 2018:
Canadian Atheists be like Finally Someplace Warm. :D
Surfpirate replies on Jul 25, 2018:
@GuyKeith So constant summer in Canada? Doesn't seem like that great of a hardship compared to our usual. ;)
Cuts off nose despite face
of-the-mountain comments on Jul 25, 2018:
Actually the bulk of that money will go to corporate mega farms! The tariffs are being used to destroy the small and family farmer!
Surfpirate replies on Jul 25, 2018:
It's almost as if that were the master plan all along but that would sound like a corporate conspiracy.
Friends, Romans, Countrymen/women, lend me your ears.
Surfpirate comments on Jul 24, 2018:
How many of you Liberal, open minded Trump despisers ever feel an overwhelming need to go join Conservative discussion groups so you can troll them? Anyone at all? Probably not and I don't either for the same reason that I don't discuss politics with squirrels or bird or toads - there's no ...
Surfpirate replies on Jul 25, 2018:
@MikeFlora Sounds like more of a science experiment than regular trolling. That doesn't mean you can't enjoy your experiment, it doesn't have to be all clinical detachment. :D
As we think and as we do, so we see in others too.
HeathenFarmer comments on Jul 25, 2018:
Oh the lord of Twitter, better known as a Twit.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 25, 2018:
He really is Twitiful.
Hi there! Just found this group...woot!
Surfpirate comments on Jul 25, 2018:
One of the cooler bios I have read in a while, welcome to the group. :)
Surfpirate replies on Jul 25, 2018:
@MissaDixon That's us Atheists for you, realists all the way. (y)
Have a Super Sparkly Day. [youtube.com]
patchoullijulie comments on Jul 24, 2018:
Super sparkly day....I like that! :D You too.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 24, 2018:
@patchoullijulie Sorry but that girl is just OTT. :D We all have to work it when we are taking care of our clients but goodness, she is just dripping with it.
Have a Super Sparkly Day. [youtube.com]
patchoullijulie comments on Jul 24, 2018:
Super sparkly day....I like that! :D You too.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 24, 2018:
@patchoullijulie Just don't try to be that upbeat and perky, I think it might cause brain damage or maybe it's the result of brain damage. It could be an either or situation. :D
Friends, Romans, Countrymen/women, lend me your ears.
Surfpirate comments on Jul 24, 2018:
How many of you Liberal, open minded Trump despisers ever feel an overwhelming need to go join Conservative discussion groups so you can troll them? Anyone at all? Probably not and I don't either for the same reason that I don't discuss politics with squirrels or bird or toads - there's no ...
Surfpirate replies on Jul 24, 2018:
@HippieChick58 You are too kind, thanks/
Friends, Romans, Countrymen/women, lend me your ears.
Surfpirate comments on Jul 24, 2018:
How many of you Liberal, open minded Trump despisers ever feel an overwhelming need to go join Conservative discussion groups so you can troll them? Anyone at all? Probably not and I don't either for the same reason that I don't discuss politics with squirrels or bird or toads - there's no ...
Surfpirate replies on Jul 24, 2018:
@MikeFlora Sitting in on their group to see where they are coming from is not the same as trolling them, unless that is what you did. Seems unlikely as there is little point in it as far as I can tell.
Hello gardeners, I'm not counting the days anymore.
Surfpirate comments on Jul 24, 2018:
Your garden just keeps on giving up the goodies, glad that you got the rain you needed.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 24, 2018:
@kenriley Thanks, I bought that hat in Grand Haven, Michigan it works well in the spring and autumn temps and has a pliable wire in the brim that allows me to shape it depending upon the amount of sun and wind.
Have a Super Sparkly Day. [youtube.com]
patchoullijulie comments on Jul 24, 2018:
Super sparkly day....I like that! :D You too.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 24, 2018:
Just something I saw years ago that cracked me right up. Here's the video. https://vimeo.com/53338505
I thought my son was having bad dreams last night.
Surfpirate comments on Jul 24, 2018:
Always a dilemma when one is half asleep and full of gas, do you just let it out and hope you don't shit the bed or do you wake yourself and cover all you bases. A rhyme from a bathroom stall presents itself: Here I sit all broken hearted, Paid a dime and only farted, Next time I'll take a ...
Surfpirate replies on Jul 24, 2018:
@Iam4MY As any experienced gambler will tell you, it's not about winning all the time because nobody ever does but about maximizing your wins and minimizing your losses. Everything that was ever achieved in this world required people taking risks, generally calculated risks but still risks. As a society we have become too risk averse and that is worse than being too willing to take a gamble. Luck may save a man if he have courage enough to see things through.

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