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The deer are starting to graze closer to the garden again, probably because it has been so dry ...
FrayedBear comments on Jul 7, 2018:
How well do they like moth balls?
Surfpirate replies on Jul 7, 2018:
I don't think it would be a good idea to let napthalene leach into the soil of my garden, the plants would take it up and it is toxic. I do use them in our motorhome to deter mice but I think it works best in enclosed spaces.
The deer are starting to graze closer to the garden again, probably because it has been so dry ...
FrayedBear comments on Jul 7, 2018:
What about cattle electric fencing? Will it work or also need to be 12' high?
Surfpirate replies on Jul 7, 2018:
@FrayedBear I liked seeing alpacas and llamas all the time when we lived in Peru and in Ecuador but I don't know if I wouldn't want them in my backyard. They spit on you and they have a habit of spontaneously aborting their fetus if they become upset. Dried llama fetuses were often for sale at the local mercados, kind of creepy looking.
The deer are starting to graze closer to the garden again, probably because it has been so dry ...
Alvinsmama comments on Jul 7, 2018:
I used to own and operate a landscaping company with my late husband. One thing we learned is that deer and rabbits will eat anything when they are hungry. We did our damndest to pick flowers and plants that they wouldn't like. I even got a pamphlet from the county extension to help us decide ...
Surfpirate replies on Jul 7, 2018:
Nature finds a way to overcome all of our deterrents, very true. I expect some losses but I do my best to minimize them. The chicken wire tenting I installed over top of my beets worked like a charm against the deer this year, last year they ate every single one in a single night, still something managed to gnaw on one of the beets I pulled up yesterday, possibly a mouse or a small rabbit.
[theroot.
Captain_Feelgood comments on Jul 6, 2018:
Sooo,, these people committed fraud and perjury in order to get naturalized? Then l don't see a problem with this.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 7, 2018:
@Captain_Feelgood Are you sure that you aren't a closet theist? You certainly have the persecuted victim shtick down pat. Grow up and try to be a better human being, someone your mother would be proud of.
What do you think of the work of the underground Nazi Hunters travelling the world post WW2 hunting ...
Surfpirate comments on Jul 6, 2018:
I think Orwell put it quite succinctly when he wrote "We are all equal but some of us are more equal than others.' It's very rare that the top brass take the fall for their crimes, that's what middle management is for, probably why there was so much outrage when the Jewish survivors started ...
Surfpirate replies on Jul 7, 2018:
@fishline79 A friend of mine was a combat nurse in Rwanda and he still suffers from PTSD from dealing with the dead and the dying during that tour. One village his squad went to had dozens of people who had limbs hacked off with machetes and his job was to sort through the pile of limbs to try and match up the bodies. The UN and the Canadian Armed Forces buried much of the atrocities that went on during that assignment.
Have You Saved Someone's Life?
Surfpirate comments on Jul 7, 2018:
Been in that situation a few times, once when I was only 15 and I was waiting for a friend and I guy came out of the house across the street with a roll of paper towel between his arms soaked in blood. He had just bought the house and the previous owners had given it a coat of paint to spruce it up...
Surfpirate replies on Jul 7, 2018:
@LiterateHiker It's amazing how callous some employers can be towards their employees, even at the family factory I found this to be true. I found one worker cleaning out a transformer tank with a powerful metal cleaner with only a rag tied over his face, I managed to pull him out of the tank before he was overcome by the fumes. He started vomiting and couldn't walk or stand up without my assistance so I took him to the Emergency dept. at the local hospital where he was given oxygen and he recovered. My stepdad was so pissed off at me for doing this, he thought it would make the other workers lazy but he was just too cheap to pay for proper safety equipment. The guys refused to do that job without a fan to clear the fumes and a proper dust mask with chemical filters after that experience, the old man was pissed off at me for years over that one. A year later he had to step up safety protocols when a delivery guy electrocuted himself when they were running up a large transformer for testing to 150% of rating. The guy died on the spot because there weren't proper lock outs, just a piece of caution tape that he ducked under to save a few seconds to make the delivery. The factory was shut down for several days while an investigation took place and my stepdad was fined heavily but to this day he thinks that he was the wronged party.
Leading Candidate For Supreme Court Claims Bible Precedes Constitution
JBradford comments on Jul 7, 2018:
Yay! I I can just feel the hordes gathering at my door with pitchforks and bats.... again
Surfpirate replies on Jul 7, 2018:
Yes, they'll just say they had to kill the Atheist in order to save his immortal soul. :D
Leading Candidate For Supreme Court Claims Bible Precedes Constitution
Sticks48 comments on Jul 7, 2018:
Well thats just dandy!
Surfpirate replies on Jul 7, 2018:
Soon most of the sheeple will be blindly following along because they have been conditioned to follow the law no matter how stupid or unethical those laws are.
Leading Candidate For Supreme Court Claims Bible Precedes Constitution
Denker comments on Jul 7, 2018:
Should be enough to disqualify the person from holding a position as a supreme court justice, to any right thinking people.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 7, 2018:
It's the non-thinkers on the Right that are the source of the problem.
The deer are starting to graze closer to the garden again, probably because it has been so dry ...
FrayedBear comments on Jul 7, 2018:
What about cattle electric fencing? Will it work or also need to be 12' high?
Surfpirate replies on Jul 7, 2018:
The deer jump the cattle fencing all the time at the local farms with beef cattle or dairy cows. Funny thing is the dairy cows don't like the deer and will get up and chase them off.
The deer are starting to graze closer to the garden again, probably because it has been so dry ...
Donto101 comments on Jul 7, 2018:
I think it would be time to harvest some deer.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 7, 2018:
I've thought about putting up some venison this fall after the deer have stuffed themselves with apples and veggies from my garden. I haven't killed anything in years though so don't know if it is worth the trouble.
The deer are starting to graze closer to the garden again, probably because it has been so dry ...
kenriley comments on Jul 7, 2018:
I haven't had a deer problem for last 5 to 6 years, And the farm is full of deer. I use caution tape around the top of my fence and they don't like it. Deer loves sweet corn but the only thing that gets in my corn is raccoons, and I live trap them.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 7, 2018:
I keep thinking of doing this but it is some damn hot lately I think about something else to do that is cooler.
The dry spell continues, the rain promised for today has been pushed back until the middle of next ...
Sheannutt comments on Jul 6, 2018:
It looks very nice you both did a great job. I love the smell lavender I missed the bush that I used to have.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 7, 2018:
@Leafhead I can't say for certain because I have so many deterrents going on at once to tell if the lavender is doing the trick against the rabbits and I don't have many rabbits in my area. One thing that seems to work well against most of the prey animals is blood meal, perhaps because it reminds them that in the food chain, they are the meal.
The deer are starting to graze closer to the garden again, probably because it has been so dry ...
Sheannutt comments on Jul 6, 2018:
Deer are so awesome but they can be so destructive. I hope the lavender and garlic works and keeps them away.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 7, 2018:
@Sheannutt Blood meal sprinkled around the tastier morsels seems to deter them as well but it has to be reapplied after watering or a good rainfall.
The deer are starting to graze closer to the garden again, probably because it has been so dry ...
Sheannutt comments on Jul 6, 2018:
Deer are so awesome but they can be so destructive. I hope the lavender and garlic works and keeps them away.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 7, 2018:
I like them too, I even put out food for them in the winter but I am right on their path from the woods to the river, after they go down for a drink they pause on the way back to nibble on my garden.
The deer are starting to graze closer to the garden again, probably because it has been so dry ...
Ladydiana comments on Jul 6, 2018:
I wish you the best with keeping the deer at bay.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 7, 2018:
They certainly are tenacious.
The dry spell continues, the rain promised for today has been pushed back until the middle of next ...
MissKathleen comments on Jul 6, 2018:
Fabulous. Interesting garden sculpture too.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 7, 2018:
I picked it up at an online estate auction with a couple of other pieces for about $20, my wife didn't want it in the house so I put it in the garden and people like it a lot, several people have commented on it.
[theroot.
Captain_Feelgood comments on Jul 6, 2018:
Sooo,, these people committed fraud and perjury in order to get naturalized? Then l don't see a problem with this.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 7, 2018:
@Captain_Feelgood You're technicolor dreaming, you cite an oped piece and ignore the hard numbers. Sad, Very Sad # Trumpidiot, Loser
How do you get the Jesus/Jehova people off your doorway?
Surfpirate comments on Jul 5, 2018:
Just tell them you are aware of their views and are absolutely not interested in discussing it with them, then ask them politely to please put you on the 'DO NOT CALL' list that all kingdom halls have. If they come back then tell them you are on the DO NOT CALL list and then follow up with a call ...
Surfpirate replies on Jul 7, 2018:
@LucyLoohoo my mother is a JW and my older brother was a JW Elder, there is such a list and they keep it on their IPads, I know this because my mother has told me about it. Although if they could turn an Atheist that would be as good as converting two Roman Catholics, maybe you are just too rich a target for them to resist. ;)
Thanks for having me as a member, born in 61 so right on the cusp between Boomer and X'er.
Sadoi comments on Jul 6, 2018:
WELCOME to the fold, friend!!! :) So happy to have you!
Surfpirate replies on Jul 7, 2018:
@Sadoi This would be the Hell in east Michigan, I assume. I thought there might be one in Arizona as well but that may just because it is Arizona. :)
The deer are starting to graze closer to the garden again, probably because it has been so dry ...
MissKathleen comments on Jul 6, 2018:
Is that fence high enough?
Surfpirate replies on Jul 7, 2018:
It would take a 10' high fence to keep them out and 12' would be better in case they were really determined to get in. Such a fence would look terrible and ruin my view so I take alternative steps that aren't foolproof but I can live with them. There are metallic strips on the fence to startle the deer when the wind is blowing, a motion activated, solar powered light, chicken wire over top of the beets (deer love beets for the sugar), lavender, marigolds and garlic, plus I let one section grow wild with weeds which provide cover for the crops. It's a process. :)
Thanks for having me as a member, born in 61 so right on the cusp between Boomer and X'er.
Sadoi comments on Jul 6, 2018:
WELCOME to the fold, friend!!! :) So happy to have you!
Surfpirate replies on Jul 6, 2018:
Thanks for the warm welcome, hellishly warm I suppose. :)
[theroot.
Captain_Feelgood comments on Jul 6, 2018:
Sooo,, these people committed fraud and perjury in order to get naturalized? Then l don't see a problem with this.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 6, 2018:
@Captain_Feelgood Get you facts straight, Canada gets about 300k immigrants every year and the US gets about 1M immigrants per year but the US has 10 times the population of Canada. Our influx of immigration as a percentage of our population is 3x as great as the US and we take in all of the refugees that Trump's government turns away in spite of the US military industrial complex helps to create. You don't think you need friends but you will when Trump and his cronies turn on you and the rest of the Trumpettes but it will be too late then, don't bother knocking, the welcome mat will be taken up long before then.
Huge Baby Trump balloon is cleared to fly over London during the Orange Sphincter's visit.
sassygirl3869 comments on Jul 6, 2018:
Love it-hope the POS craps in his pants when he sees it.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 6, 2018:
@LiterateHiker West Coast girls, always have a kind word. I miss Vancouver Island but family obligations keep me on the other side of the continent.
[theroot.
Captain_Feelgood comments on Jul 6, 2018:
Sooo,, these people committed fraud and perjury in order to get naturalized? Then l don't see a problem with this.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 6, 2018:
@Captain_Feelgood Canadians would be a lot less interested in your President if he would mind his own damn business but then he and his followers aren't very good at that are they? Be a better neighbour and a better friend and people will like you more. Canadians can go anywhere on the planet and be welcomed with open arms, Americans? Not so much. I wonder why that is? Maybe it's people like you who love their President Cheeto so much they won't even see it coming when he screws them and everyone else over - Butt Huge.
The dry spell continues, the rain promised for today has been pushed back until the middle of next ...
Sheannutt comments on Jul 6, 2018:
It looks very nice you both did a great job. I love the smell lavender I missed the bush that I used to have.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 6, 2018:
I love it too but the deer seem to hate it. There were hoof marks at the edge of the garden this morning but the deer turned around and went back the way they came when they got to the lavender.
What common misconception do you hate to hear repeated as fact?
Surfpirate comments on Jul 6, 2018:
That Trump is a straight talking man of the people who is going to drain the swamp and Make America Great Again. That must be why he is burning America to the ground, so it can be rebuilt from the ground up. ;)
Surfpirate replies on Jul 6, 2018:
@chalupacabre It's going to be Great, Really Great, you won't believe it, it will be so great, or bad, it could be bad, very bad but it could be great. You never know with these things but trust me, it will be Great.
Huge Baby Trump balloon is cleared to fly over London during the Orange Sphincter's visit.
sassygirl3869 comments on Jul 6, 2018:
Love it-hope the POS craps in his pants when he sees it.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 6, 2018:
He seems to like crapping his pants around foreign leaders, the Queen will definitely not be amused if he shows up at the palace with a dirty diaper. lol
[theroot.
Captain_Feelgood comments on Jul 6, 2018:
Sooo,, these people committed fraud and perjury in order to get naturalized? Then l don't see a problem with this.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 6, 2018:
@Captain_Feelgood Thanks for asking me to check on the illustrious grandfather of your pal, Don the Con. He was deported by the Germans for being a draft dodger, a long line of foot problems in that family, maybe genetic? He ran a dodgy brothel during the gold rush as well, with a shady partner but yeah, definitely a really upstanding guy. :D Bad Hombre with a reputation for groping women too, so little changes over the years.
[theroot.
Captain_Feelgood comments on Jul 6, 2018:
Sooo,, these people committed fraud and perjury in order to get naturalized? Then l don't see a problem with this.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 6, 2018:
How far back do you think they should take these sorts of investigations, one generation, several generations? A lot of people have emigrated to North America in the past century and most of them didn't have proper paper work. Seems to me that Trumps grandfather had a rather undesirable and checkered past as far as immigration was concerned, deported for criminal activities if I recall correctly. Do we just deport Trump or do his kids and his current wife have to go too?
My most frequently used phrase since 45 was inaugurated: WTF is he even talking about?
Surfpirate comments on Jul 6, 2018:
I was having a similar conversation on this latest gaff by the Grand Poopbah at the White House and a friend shared this with me: "The Dangerous Case of Donald Trump: 27 Psychiatrists and Mental Health Experts Assess a President." That book became an instant New York Times bestseller. Within days, ...
Surfpirate replies on Jul 6, 2018:
@Marionville I can imagine that narcissism and sociopathic tendencies are part of his personality but more importantly I don't know if he would pass a mental competency test and perhaps that will be his out if he is prosecuted.
What a way to spend Independence Day, they must have thought these closed door meetings were ...
Marine comments on Jul 6, 2018:
a way to cover their asses
Surfpirate replies on Jul 6, 2018:
I thought they were all totally innocent and had nothing to hide, maybe I got that one wrong. ;)
I posted this in the wrong place but I'm sure a few of you will find it.
Surfpirate comments on Jul 6, 2018:
I started a 5x10 bed of nothing but asparagus this year and it is coming along nicely, much better than last year when it all died on me.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 6, 2018:
I think I just got too busy building our new house and neglected the asparagus at that critical early stage, it is pretty easy to take care of once it is established but you have to get past the initial growth stage.
Today I opened another appeal from GetUp.
Surfpirate comments on Jul 6, 2018:
Seems in line with the Aussie Gov's position on Julian Assange. We've always known that politicians are crooks but clearly they are better organized than most people realized.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 6, 2018:
@FrayedBear I've noticed this subservient behavior a lot more since I returned to Canada a few years ago. The next person who tells me I have to do something because 'It's a Rule' is liable to get punched in the face, fuck the rules, how about some common sense?
How do you get the Jesus/Jehova people off your doorway?
Surfpirate comments on Jul 5, 2018:
Just tell them you are aware of their views and are absolutely not interested in discussing it with them, then ask them politely to please put you on the 'DO NOT CALL' list that all kingdom halls have. If they come back then tell them you are on the DO NOT CALL list and then follow up with a call ...
Surfpirate replies on Jul 6, 2018:
@Hathacat Standard operating procedure, move in on people when they are feeling vulnerable, isn't that what all religions do?
Religious and Athiest
Surfpirate comments on Jul 5, 2018:
I've seen weirder combinations in love but why would any Atheist want to be with a Believer?
Surfpirate replies on Jul 5, 2018:
@CodyMack I wasn't even considering them trying to convert me, that would be a nonstarter and deal breaker but just the delusional mind set is what makes me think it couldn't work for very long.
Did Melania Trump simply have a wardrobe error when she wore the "I don't care, do you" jacket or ...
Ellatynemouth comments on Jul 5, 2018:
I think it was planned that people would see it and I believe she didn't care about the children at the detention centres. The jacket was the only way she could say it.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 5, 2018:
@Ellatynemouth If so then it narrows down the possibility of a Trump with any human decency to Little Barron, the rest have shown themselves to be pure scum.
Did Melania Trump simply have a wardrobe error when she wore the "I don't care, do you" jacket or ...
Ellatynemouth comments on Jul 5, 2018:
I think it was planned that people would see it and I believe she didn't care about the children at the detention centres. The jacket was the only way she could say it.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 5, 2018:
Do you think that she was saying she doesn't care or that she thinks her husband doesn't care? Or could it just be a way for Trump to back pedal and present a more human face who listened to his wife and reversed his policy, that would play well to his base. It's so sickening that I don't know what to think half the time of the vile things coming out of this White House.
'Gang' of rhino poachers mauled to death by pride of lions after breaking into game reserve | Fox ...
btroje comments on Jul 5, 2018:
this is the kind of news I like to see, not proud "hunters" with their slaughtered animals.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 5, 2018:
Oh why couldn't it been one of those Trump boys, either the dumb one or the really dumb one.
Happy 4th to All.
Surfpirate comments on Jul 5, 2018:
I have to be cautious about political discussions now that I am going to run for the Mayor's seat in the local elections.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 5, 2018:
@UrsiMajor Have you been in municipal politics? If so how did it go for you?
Happy 4th to All.
UrsiMajor comments on Jul 4, 2018:
Unless everyone at the party or in hearing distance is on the same political wavelength, it's really for the best to not discuss politics. About a year ago,a diehard Trump supporter told me how they were so glad Trump had won and they voted for him because they hate Hillary. I told him he was ...
Surfpirate replies on Jul 5, 2018:
@UrsiMajor One show is about treacherous, back stabbing power junkies and the other is about zombies, I see a connection.
Happy 4th to All.
UrsiMajor comments on Jul 4, 2018:
Unless everyone at the party or in hearing distance is on the same political wavelength, it's really for the best to not discuss politics. About a year ago,a diehard Trump supporter told me how they were so glad Trump had won and they voted for him because they hate Hillary. I told him he was ...
Surfpirate replies on Jul 5, 2018:
GMT and the Walking Dead are perfect topics when talking to far right types as it mirrors their politics.
Argentina just signed into law the Justine bill (organ donation).
Surfpirate comments on Jul 5, 2018:
Is your concern that your organs might be harvested before you are done with them so that some other person with more wealth and power might use them? That would be my concern, that the system would be corrupted and the power abused.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 5, 2018:
@DUCHESSA It's not easy being free. (y)
Argentina just signed into law the Justine bill (organ donation).
Surfpirate comments on Jul 5, 2018:
Is your concern that your organs might be harvested before you are done with them so that some other person with more wealth and power might use them? That would be my concern, that the system would be corrupted and the power abused.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 5, 2018:
@DUCHESSA I think you made it clear what the government thinks with your original post. I will continue to live as a free individual who realizes I am under threat of being treated as a chattel.
Argentina just signed into law the Justine bill (organ donation).
Surfpirate comments on Jul 5, 2018:
Is your concern that your organs might be harvested before you are done with them so that some other person with more wealth and power might use them? That would be my concern, that the system would be corrupted and the power abused.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 5, 2018:
@DUCHESSA It does beg the question 'Are we free individuals or are we chattels of the state?'
Argentina just signed into law the Justine bill (organ donation).
Surfpirate comments on Jul 5, 2018:
Is your concern that your organs might be harvested before you are done with them so that some other person with more wealth and power might use them? That would be my concern, that the system would be corrupted and the power abused.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 5, 2018:
@Tominator Perhaps these were just extremely fortunate coincidences or proof that god loves politicians more and performed a miracle? NAH!! Bunch of sleezebags I wouldn't trust as far as I could shoot them out of a cannon, although that might be worth putting to the test.
Sparked by another member's question: what are your thoughts on girls calling their guys "daddy"?
Surfpirate comments on Jul 5, 2018:
My wife and I were talking about this today because my brother and his wife always called each other mom and dad, which we both agreed is creepy as fuck. I know they both had serious parental issues so maybe that explains it.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 5, 2018:
@Lincoln55 you had me convinced at the word 'Pence'. :D
Sparked by another member's question: what are your thoughts on girls calling their guys "daddy"?
Surfpirate comments on Jul 5, 2018:
My wife and I were talking about this today because my brother and his wife always called each other mom and dad, which we both agreed is creepy as fuck. I know they both had serious parental issues so maybe that explains it.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 5, 2018:
@MissKathleen My brother had 3 kids when they got married and she had one on the way. I'm pretty sure the older kids could have shown the newest child what to call her parents without my brother and his wife calling each other mom and dad. Maybe it had something to do with them being super religious JW's? Whatever the reason I still find it very weird.
Happy Birthday America! With Love and Best Wishes from your Northern Cousins.
PalacinkyPDX comments on Jul 4, 2018:
If you really love us, let us immigrate to Canada. What you really mean is, "Happy 4th of July... stay where you are." ;)
Surfpirate replies on Jul 4, 2018:
@PalacinkyPDX and yet still easier to become a Canadian than to become an American, you should try getting a green card as a Canadian.
Happy Birthday America! With Love and Best Wishes from your Northern Cousins.
Lukian comments on Jul 4, 2018:
Happy 4th of July!! My family is currently on vacation in Michigan for the week... (that's why I'm not posting much. Back next week!)
Surfpirate replies on Jul 4, 2018:
I spent many summers in Michigan in Spring Lake/Grand Haven where we kept our boat. Great friends there still, I just know that the Michiganders will treat you well during your stay, good people. (y)
Happy Independence Day 242, America has survived this long so it will weather the current storm of ...
btroje comments on Jul 4, 2018:
thanks friend to the north!
Surfpirate replies on Jul 4, 2018:
Come to Canada we have cookies, well we have cookie dough and it's frozen for half the year but still a good deal. :)
Happy Birthday America! With Love and Best Wishes from your Northern Cousins.
Sticks48 comments on Jul 4, 2018:
Sorry we are treating you so shabbily right now. Hopefully this to will pass.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 4, 2018:
America isn't treating Canada badly, it's that bunch of monkeys that have invaded your White House. Say the word and we'll come down and burn them out for you, we know how to do it. ;)
Happy Birthday America! With Love and Best Wishes from your Northern Cousins.
freeofgod comments on Jul 4, 2018:
I'm surprised you still claim us. But I'm sure you know Canada is always our favorite neighbor and friend.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 4, 2018:
One of the last friends the way Agent Orange is behaving towards all the US allies. We know it's not the American people, it's the US government.
Happy Birthday America! With Love and Best Wishes from your Northern Cousins.
weldingguy comments on Jul 4, 2018:
Didn't Trumpet declare war on your country?
Surfpirate replies on Jul 4, 2018:
I think his minders read him some history, it didn't go too well the last couple of times it was tried. I think it's the winters, a bit like Russia, you can invade but you can never hold on to it.
Happy Birthday America! With Love and Best Wishes from your Northern Cousins.
PalacinkyPDX comments on Jul 4, 2018:
If you really love us, let us immigrate to Canada. What you really mean is, "Happy 4th of July... stay where you are." ;)
Surfpirate replies on Jul 4, 2018:
Canadians don't dislike Americans, it's your government that sucks. Anyone can apply to become a Canadian, we're still an equal opportunity country, like America used to be. https://www.canada.ca/en/immigration-refugees-citizenship/services/application/application-forms-guides.html
Good morning Gardeners, Hard believe this is only day 11 trip the garden do the morning picking.
Surfpirate comments on Jul 4, 2018:
Nice Ride, a Gardener's Dream Come True. (y) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhMETq1VeQg
Surfpirate replies on Jul 4, 2018:
@Ellatynemouth We'll see what can be done, you provide the tractor first. ;)
Anybody Tried this? Results?
whiskywoman comments on Jul 3, 2018:
funny but his attributes are hidden
Surfpirate replies on Jul 4, 2018:
@whiskywoman Believe it or not I think the Japanese have come out with just that sort of male sex doll, anything the human mind can conceive will eventually become reality.
I was just 16 years old when this album came out and coming into the realization that I was an ...
Akfishlady comments on Jul 3, 2018:
Excellent song and album.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 4, 2018:
I did here Watching the Detectives playing as instrumental background music at the grocery store a while back, you know you are getting old when the outrageous music of your youth is now elevator music. :D
How do you define "incredible" sex?
Surfpirate comments on May 20, 2018:
There's only good sex - there is no bad.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 4, 2018:
@Lincoln55 Well then you should stop being so selfish in bed.
What is the most exotic or strange food you've eaten?
CrazyQuilter comments on Jul 3, 2018:
I ate a fried cricket in Mexico. Tastes OK, but the legs were scratchy going down my throat.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 3, 2018:
@CrazyQuilter They are good with a Michelada the morning after a fiesta.
What is the most exotic or strange food you've eaten?
CrazyQuilter comments on Jul 3, 2018:
I ate a fried cricket in Mexico. Tastes OK, but the legs were scratchy going down my throat.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 3, 2018:
Crickets are delicious! Did you try the ones dusted in cayenne pepper? They are usually sold with grasshoppers and those legs you just break off and chuck in the garbage.
How would your perfect dating profile read?
Amisja comments on Jul 3, 2018:
Mine would be daft silly clever funny guy wanted. Must like gin ;)
Surfpirate replies on Jul 3, 2018:
@Amisja 127 different kinds of gin online at the government run liquor store but no Nordes, lots of other tasty gins including 17 bottles of Tanqueray Malacca Gin which a friend of mine loves and I had thought they no longer made, will have to tell him when I call him to wish him a happy birthday tonight.
Can I ask what everyone’s favourite “Tipple” is.? ? ? ? ?
Surfpirate comments on Jul 3, 2018:
Wine I prefer a South American Red like a Carmenere or a Malbec, White an Australian or South African Chardonnay or Sauvignon Blanc, Prosecco or Vino Verde for the more sparkling varieties. Beer is usually organic lager of some sort and only when it's very hot. Spirits are as follows Rye - White ...
Surfpirate replies on Jul 3, 2018:
@Storybook I would go out with my guys after work on a Friday when I was still single but I always got out of there after 2 drinks. I was responsible for my guys all week and I didn't want to babysit them after work. I remember throwing up once back in 95' I think after a drinking game at a stag party and another time when I was about 17, can't imagine how people see the fun it. :D
How would your perfect dating profile read?
escapetypist comments on Jul 3, 2018:
Clean, runs good, cold AC
Surfpirate replies on Jul 3, 2018:
It just makes a person want to ask the obvious question - 'How Much?' Sounds like a good deal to me, not a race car but it will get you where you wanna go every time and it's cool. (y)
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Amisja comments on Jul 3, 2018:
Mine would be daft silly clever funny guy wanted. Must like gin ;)
Surfpirate replies on Jul 3, 2018:
@AmiSue Tanqueray is about the same money as is Beefeater, the Tanqueray 10 or the Beefeater 24 if you just feel like treating yourself.
How would your perfect dating profile read?
Flettie comments on Jul 3, 2018:
Lecherous old duffer seeking promiscuous middle aged woman with body of a beauty queen and mind of a Cairo sewer... well you did ask.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 3, 2018:
@Flettie I married my adventurous queen as well, this is her riding in the back of a pick up truck in the Andes of Peru. We may not find our mate the first time around but if we keep trying eventually most of us do find each other, the trick is to never give up.
How would your perfect dating profile read?
AmiSue comments on Jul 3, 2018:
Seeking partner in crime for concerts, dancing and ice cream. I got troubles - Don't ask me. I won't tell. Must be genuinely good humoured. (No, I'm not dating!)
Surfpirate replies on Jul 3, 2018:
Not dating either but you have to admit that you have a very good line.
How would your perfect dating profile read?
Flettie comments on Jul 3, 2018:
Lecherous old duffer seeking promiscuous middle aged woman with body of a beauty queen and mind of a Cairo sewer... well you did ask.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 3, 2018:
Honesty can work, just be careful what you ask for as you might just get it and have to keep up with it. ;)
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Nurse-Quantros comments on Jul 3, 2018:
Seeking woman who gives actual answer when asked; " What you like for dinner?" I will gladly cook, just want direction.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 3, 2018:
That's brilliant but you have set the bar high, very high indeed. :)
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jioo087 comments on Jul 3, 2018:
i am washed in the blood,sanctified and saved-----------------------------------------------------joking!!
Surfpirate replies on Jul 3, 2018:
You're trying to attract an Atheist not send them running for cover! :D
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RedneckProfessor comments on Jul 3, 2018:
Missionary positions available. No experience necessary.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 3, 2018:
Is this a Nun thing? Maybe a Sally Fields kinda thing, with the flying and the habit? ;)
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twshield comments on Jul 3, 2018:
"i am a mess, you should be too or it will never work" "normal people need not apply"
Surfpirate replies on Jul 3, 2018:
Get that shit out of the way right out of the gate, why waste time? (y)
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Amisja comments on Jul 3, 2018:
Mine would be daft silly clever funny guy wanted. Must like gin ;)
Surfpirate replies on Jul 3, 2018:
@AmiSue Bombay Sapphire on the Rocks is my go to but I like to mix it up with a bit of Hendrick's now and then, a bit too much cucumber flavour for my taste but nice for a change. Gordon's Gin is found in surgeries for sterilizing wounds and the like, am I right?
How would your perfect dating profile read?
Amisja comments on Jul 3, 2018:
Mine would be daft silly clever funny guy wanted. Must like gin ;)
Surfpirate replies on Jul 3, 2018:
You might want to specify the type of gin, just to weed out the tossers.
Can I ask what everyone’s favourite “Tipple” is.? ? ? ? ?
Sheannutt comments on Jul 3, 2018:
I prefer good wines, sometimes I like to have Parrot Bay Rum.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 3, 2018:
Have you considered a light rum like say Havana Club or Flor de Cana? More flavour than Parrot Bay by Captain Morgan, even Bacardi has some nicer offerings in the same price range.
Can I ask what everyone’s favourite “Tipple” is.? ? ? ? ?
Surfpirate comments on Jul 3, 2018:
Wine I prefer a South American Red like a Carmenere or a Malbec, White an Australian or South African Chardonnay or Sauvignon Blanc, Prosecco or Vino Verde for the more sparkling varieties. Beer is usually organic lager of some sort and only when it's very hot. Spirits are as follows Rye - White ...
Surfpirate replies on Jul 3, 2018:
@Storybook It's hard to have a good time when you just no some idiot with know self control is going to depend on you to mother hen them safely home. Not my circus, not my monkey.
Can I ask what everyone’s favourite “Tipple” is.? ? ? ? ?
Surfpirate comments on Jul 3, 2018:
Wine I prefer a South American Red like a Carmenere or a Malbec, White an Australian or South African Chardonnay or Sauvignon Blanc, Prosecco or Vino Verde for the more sparkling varieties. Beer is usually organic lager of some sort and only when it's very hot. Spirits are as follows Rye - White ...
Surfpirate replies on Jul 3, 2018:
@TheresaReid2 I've always felt that life was too short to drink cheap booze. ;) I enjoy a drink with friends but I have no patience with drunks because I never do that and often wind up baby sitting them, very unacceptable behavior.
Anybody Tried this? Results?
whiskywoman comments on Jul 3, 2018:
funny but his attributes are hidden
Surfpirate replies on Jul 3, 2018:
He's a robot, size and rpm's are variable as required. ;)
Garden Plans: Now that the water in the catchment pond has dried up it is time for me to get in ...
FrayedBear comments on Jul 2, 2018:
It is so green!
Surfpirate replies on Jul 3, 2018:
@FrayedBear I agree that the weather forecasts are more accurate in the short term than they were even 20 years ago, the technology has improved that much over the years and makes 24 hr forecasting very accurate but once you start casting further out on the time line it gets very grey. I used to check my tropical storm sites every morning during hurricane season when I was building in the Caribbean and the potential variables were pretty large for major cells and their intensity. We're seeing more extreme weather than we did when I was a kid back in the 60's and I do think it will continue to get worse and more unpredictable.
Give a little, take a little, two sides but the same coin in the same pocket.
MARDUK comments on Jul 3, 2018:
Yes, but one side of that coin uses it's head to think with! While the other uses it's tail! LOL! Tail side should be called republitard side! Or trump or Reagan! That's a couple of Butthole's!
Surfpirate replies on Jul 3, 2018:
@MARDUK Do you ever notice how this bunch of crooks never cracks a smile unless they have managed to do something nasty to the electorate or a person who is vulnerable? Classic bully behavior.
Give a little, take a little, two sides but the same coin in the same pocket.
BucketlistBob comments on Jul 3, 2018:
Hmmmm...ok.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 3, 2018:
Think of it this way, you know your gonna get screwed by each party but at least with the Dems you might get a reach around. ;)
Garden Plans: Now that the water in the catchment pond has dried up it is time for me to get in ...
FrayedBear comments on Jul 2, 2018:
It is so green!
Surfpirate replies on Jul 3, 2018:
@FrayedBear Hard to figure the weather, even my Grandfather used to say so but the last 10 years has been anybody's best guess. I think the weathermen all over the world just watch the radar and then throw darts at a map.
Garden Plans: Now that the water in the catchment pond has dried up it is time for me to get in ...
FrayedBear comments on Jul 2, 2018:
It is so green!
Surfpirate replies on Jul 3, 2018:
@FrayedBear Hard to figure the weather, even my Grandfather used to say so but the last 10 years has been anybody's best guess. I think the weathermen all over the world just watch the radar and then throw darts at a map.
Give a little, take a little, two sides but the same coin in the same pocket.
GipsyOfNewSpain comments on Jul 3, 2018:
To an african all americans look the same regardless of creed, color or party.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 3, 2018:
The same applies to Latin America or Asia. In Latin America all us white boys are Gringo or Extranjeros, that's why I help out Americans who are behaving badly in Latin America, usually because they don't bother to learn Espanol. I don't do it to help the Americans, I do it to help the Latins and to help myself as a Canadian who gets lumped in with those ignorant Norte Americanos.
Lawn Care and Gardening Myths One of the myths I have heard since I was just a lad was that you ...
FrayedBear comments on Jul 3, 2018:
If grass was meant to grow 2" tall then nature would have designed for it to do so.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 3, 2018:
I liked the grass in Bermuda, I cut it twice a year whether it needed it on not, glorified crab grass really but it was drought resistant and weed proof, probably because it's a weed itself. :D
Canada Day long weekend here so I am up at the family cottage visiting my Mom, Brother and Niece who...
Ellatynemouth comments on Jul 2, 2018:
That's a lovely house.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 3, 2018:
@Ellatynemouth The nice thing about it is that nobody ever breaks into our cottage even though most of the other cottages have break ins during the winter.
Give a little, take a little, two sides but the same coin in the same pocket.
MARDUK comments on Jul 3, 2018:
Yes, but one side of that coin uses it's head to think with! While the other uses it's tail! LOL! Tail side should be called republitard side! Or trump or Reagan! That's a couple of Butthole's!
Surfpirate replies on Jul 3, 2018:
Oh you get back a bit under the Dems and lose a bit more under the GOP but in the end you always lose and have been doing so since Nixon, it's a downhill slope and it is picking up speed at the moment. Maybe the Dems will get in next term and slow things down a bit until people get used to the new lower standards so they are ready for the next round of cuts under the GOP.
Need advice! Neighbor complained to my township about my "long grass and weeds" in my backyard.
Surfpirate comments on Jul 2, 2018:
A bush hog should do the job and if that doesn't work then a jerry can of gas and a match will, just make sure the wind is blowing towards your neighbour.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 3, 2018:
@Untamedshrew I guess they are offended by all that nature but don't mind a few cars up on blocks and burned out appliances in theirs? ;)
Garden Plans: Now that the water in the catchment pond has dried up it is time for me to get in ...
Sheannutt comments on Jul 2, 2018:
Looks like a lot of work and I bet it is but in the long run you can sit back and say look what I did.??
Surfpirate replies on Jul 3, 2018:
@FrayedBear I will have to shoulder any blame as I designed the structure and drew up the plans so any design flaws will rest with me. It's pretty straight forward structurally but there are a lot of clear spans and snow/wind loads that I over engineered for, basically the whole house is built to commercial specs which is what I am familiar with. So long as I don't get more than 6 ft of snow on the roof I am fine and that includes the live loading from the green roof.
Canada Day long weekend here so I am up at the family cottage visiting my Mom, Brother and Niece who...
Ellatynemouth comments on Jul 2, 2018:
That's a lovely house.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 2, 2018:
It's grown over the years since my Nan bought it back in the War, almost lost it when a large maple tree came down on the roof back in 82' and then a fire in the old wood cook stove back in 86' almost burned the place to the ground. It's said to be haunted by one of the brothers who built it, who came home and found the other brother in bed with his brother's fiancee', shot through the heart with a rifle, died on the living room floor.
Good morning Gardeners, Day 9 of my morning trip the garden, It turned into two trips, My basket ...
Surfpirate comments on Jul 2, 2018:
Feeding the hungry masses, I enjoy it. I always plant too much and give more than half of it away to friends and family.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 2, 2018:
@MissKathleen I can't imagine that she is because she was standing right beside him when he said it and she said nothing. Not a problem, there are others who will benefit from the harvest.
I've read all types of outraged comments here about the "CRIMINAL! NAZI! DESPICABLE! INHUMANE!" way ...
Surfpirate comments on Jul 2, 2018:
It's a false dichotomy that leaves those in government able to ignore both problems by playing one off against the other. It's like the argument that all illegal immigrants are lazy and using up government services because they won't work but at the same time the illegal immigrants are stealing all...
Surfpirate replies on Jul 2, 2018:
@bigpawbullets No politics allowed in Gardening, I like it too. GARDENING is my safe word too. :)
Garden Plans: Now that the water in the catchment pond has dried up it is time for me to get in ...
FrayedBear comments on Jul 2, 2018:
It is so green!
Surfpirate replies on Jul 2, 2018:
@MissKathleen The largest freshwater lake is Lake Baikal in Siberia but collectively the Great Lakes are bigger and since they are technically one giant lake that we just gave different names to the 5 branches.
I've read all types of outraged comments here about the "CRIMINAL! NAZI! DESPICABLE! INHUMANE!" way ...
Surfpirate comments on Jul 2, 2018:
It's a false dichotomy that leaves those in government able to ignore both problems by playing one off against the other. It's like the argument that all illegal immigrants are lazy and using up government services because they won't work but at the same time the illegal immigrants are stealing all...
Surfpirate replies on Jul 2, 2018:
@bigpawbullets Not always but I do have my moments.
I've read all types of outraged comments here about the "CRIMINAL! NAZI! DESPICABLE! INHUMANE!" way ...
Surfpirate comments on Jul 2, 2018:
It's a false dichotomy that leaves those in government able to ignore both problems by playing one off against the other. It's like the argument that all illegal immigrants are lazy and using up government services because they won't work but at the same time the illegal immigrants are stealing all...
Surfpirate replies on Jul 2, 2018:
@bigpawbullets legal or illegal you can't be too lazy to work and stealing another man's job at the same time. Just Sayin'.
Garden Plans: Now that the water in the catchment pond has dried up it is time for me to get in ...
FrayedBear comments on Jul 2, 2018:
It is so green!
Surfpirate replies on Jul 2, 2018:
@MissKathleen I'm actually at the other end of the Great Lakes, the eastern end of Lake Ontario where it flows into the St. Lawrence River.
Lawn Care and Gardening Myths One of the myths I have heard since I was just a lad was that you ...
MissKathleen comments on Jul 2, 2018:
I never cared what time you watered your lawn. But I will just say, why have a lawn? Why waste water on something you can’t eat? Unless, of course, you are grazing chickens or cattle there. The need for lawns are one of the myths created by people who make money off seed, fertilizer, weed ...
Surfpirate replies on Jul 2, 2018:
@MissKathleen I picked up that info while researching the green roof design for this house. It's very hard to find anyone who will do the work on a residential project, mostly institutional projects so far. In the end I hired a local roofing contractor and his nephew to work with me on the flat EPDM membrane roof. Once I get the architectural panels and flashing installed I can see about installing the drain matt and seedom trays. Green roofs are now mandatory in most European cities for new construction because they reduce storm water and energy costs associated with cooling and heating.
Lawn Care and Gardening Myths One of the myths I have heard since I was just a lad was that you ...
WalterWhite comments on Jul 2, 2018:
Some plants like tomatoes and cukes are bothered by rain in the sunshine, but not grass. Lawns are getting to be a bad word and I expect in 20 years will be a thing of the past. So I am considering a ground cover or actually planting wild flowers or perennials that look after themselves.
Surfpirate replies on Jul 2, 2018:
@MissKathleen Thanks, I have low impact landscaping that is drought resistant for the most part, the big step will be to install the seedums on the green roof. You may not see many of those living in the desert.
Lawn Care and Gardening Myths One of the myths I have heard since I was just a lad was that you ...
MissKathleen comments on Jul 2, 2018:
I never cared what time you watered your lawn. But I will just say, why have a lawn? Why waste water on something you can’t eat? Unless, of course, you are grazing chickens or cattle there. The need for lawns are one of the myths created by people who make money off seed, fertilizer, weed ...
Surfpirate replies on Jul 2, 2018:
Lawns are a result of French aristocrats trying to impress each other by stealing the commons and using it as a private grassy area to show they were so rich they could be wasteful of land that was previously used to graze the villagers livestock. Other aristocrats followed the example and soon the middle classes thought they would adopt the idea and so we have a multi-billion dollar industry that does nothing but waste resources to impress each other with. Sounds about right for our culture.
Lawn Care and Gardening Myths One of the myths I have heard since I was just a lad was that you ...
Mooolah comments on Jul 2, 2018:
I have 3.8 acres. 2 acres in restored prairie. 1/2 in a pond with fish & wetland spillway. Another acre in oak savannah woodland & about 1/4 in mowed/chicken run/dog kennel. My miniscule piece holds also the house. As little lawn as possible. No watering & little mowing. Lawns are a monoculture of ...
Surfpirate replies on Jul 2, 2018:
About the same as me.

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