Trump defends abandoning Kurds by saying they didn't help US in WWII

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 9, 2019:

That's about like defending hitler because Germany and us were allies during WW1...

I guess Jesus wanted a smoke?

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 25, 2018:

I can make you a virgin mary grilled cheese for the low price of 27K...

We have all had that one break up that was unexplainable most of us over think or think too much.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Yes and no. I thought I found the love of my life. However she was really religious. My roommate knew her, and I asked him not to say a thing about my non-religion. He told someone else that I was an Atheist. He mentioned it right in front of her! She would still talk to me, but not the same. Tried hooking me up with her sister, etc. I never felt so rejected! She was beautiful inside and out! Several times going to work, I'd think "maybe there is a god". I have never felt that way about a girl. When I found out what my roomie said, I yelled at him bad. I seriously wanted to kick his ass! Enough of this sappy stuff. I'm gonna listen to some Black Metal.

Man kept cats in his beard 😃

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 4, 2020:

Well known for his beard? First time I heard of him. My beard is 14 feet, and I keep werewolves in it!

I'm with Santa...hohoho

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 18, 2019:

Yeah. Only been hearing xmas tunes two weeks before Thanksgiving! Won't stop hearing them 'till Easter...

14 year old in Richmond, Indiana [cnn.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 13, 2018:

How did this kid get a firearm? If he took it from someone like his dad, he is liable as well. In Nebraska you need to be 18 to own a rifle, 21 for a pistol. You can't even buy ammo that will fit in a pistol (like .22 LR) unless you are 21.

[ammoland.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 12, 2018:

California is one of the most firearm control states. No surprise.

It’s scary to listen to why Trumplodytes like him: [m.youtube.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 15, 2019:

Not a politican? No shit. Sorry had to turn it off after that. The comments will just get dumber.

I always wished to have my very own map of the world in my room!

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Posted this before. Great pic! Girlfriend asks "what are you looking at"? My reply... I'm studying geography...

Why is Lord Dampnut so popular in southern states.

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 11, 2020:

That made me lol!

I think this is from UK “Whoever did this needs a big pay rise!”

TheGreatShadow comments on May 15, 2019:

Hitler's is 30% off. Hitlers is 20%. It's hard to tell by the pic, but that's what it looks like. Hitler is more popular than trump?

Trump gives banks approval to confiscate your $1,200 stimulus check - Front Page Live

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 16, 2020:

If true mine is going to medical bills... Guy gets a break... PS my friends dad and step mom are taking all their money out of the bank. What I'm gonna do. I have a safe...

This might be me...

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 12, 2018:

That's what she said...

Satan Music

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Almost all bands that say they are satanic, wearing a pentagram, etc are not. I can only think of 3 that really are. Dissection, Tormentor, and Satanic Warmaster. Satanic Warmaster is the only band out of the 3 still active.

I would rather have the locusts

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 11, 2019:

No shit!

The Pretentious Religious

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 9, 2021:

Only the legal ones! lol No. No lives matter. The government doesn't give a flying fuck about you. Our health care shows it. You're just a dollar sign and another number. If you think they do, the I really did get an email from Melania saying that after a talk with her husband, my name got brought up, and I'm getting a christmas card. I've gotten over 200 emails from him or an affiliate begging for money. The only thing the government really cares about is if you are a minority (in the wrong way) or if you owe the IRS money. That's about it. The police have zero obligation to protect you at all!

Whats the best chat up line that you have used or used on you that works?

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 11, 2018:

Hey baby, I just shit in my pants. Can I get into yours?

Ohh I've waiting for a sale!

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Did Fox cover that to get peoples attention away from the presidential scandal?

I like you, do you like me?

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Seems legit. One of my cats HAS made posts on FB before, but they are along the lines of "alskdhfoliashjd;foihasd;oihaosigh".

Bone spurs? Was it the only bone he ever got?

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 8, 2019:

Hes not a vertebra

Here's your learn-something-new-every-day for the day.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Instant classic!

STIRABOUT.

TheGreatShadow comments on Mar 31, 2020:

In a roundabout sort of way he was driving on a roundabout like he was a stirabout.

Ho is life 👌🏻💯

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 25, 2018:

Gene Simmons daughter?

Your 2020 Christmas tree!!!!

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 1, 2020:

That's why we can't get that shit! People are hoarding it for this shit!

Something to think about.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Like Bill Maher said "if you see someone stealing condoms, just let them. They can't afford a baby".

The truth is, none of us are easy to date ?☺??

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 24, 2018:

My black heart isn't on there.

tRump said he was going to announce a really great healthcare plan soon.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 21, 2019:

Fun fact: my making healthcare unaffordable, people are going to go to the doctor less. That will hit the doctors wallet. Why do you think some parents take their kids to the ER for a simple cold? They can't deny them medical coverage. The tax payers end up paying for it. I've had to go to the ER many times. It's about 1000$ just to walk in. Trump will fuck this up too.

Catching Mexicans

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Oldie but a goodie! Reminds me of the South Park episode. N_ggers. "People that annoy you". Oh... "Naggers". That was funny.

So, I didn't used to like tattoos on women, but now I like them quite a lot. How many are too many?

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Full tastefull sleeves are sexy.

Who wants to go camping this weekend with me?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 4, 2019:

It's probably gonna be cold as shit this weekend. Can we set up a tent indoors?

It probably would have happened too

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 1, 2020:

This is a good one! Zing! Also going on FB!

Goodnight Kitty: Sleep level - expert

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 31, 2018:

If I fits I sits! - said kitty. I think I mentioned to you this before, but one time I had a cat fall asleep standing up! Her rear was down, arms up. She was looking out the window, and she was getting a nice sun bath. I thought something was wrong with her. Nope, just zleeping.

Hard at work at the White House

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 9, 2019:

Actual video of a trump phone call. Okay just pretend it's him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUvTGY68BSU

Sudden thought on "the Wall": It has just dawned on me.

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Tweet that to @realdonaldtrump...

I wonder if trump actually realizes that the US Military still has over 700 installations around ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 27, 2018:

He needs to cut Military airy spending so he can get his stupid wall! All those bad hombres coming over taking our jobs is so much more important than ACTUAL security. Breaking down the Military that has been built up is kind of like building up a feild. To turn decent land into good land takes a couple of years. To turn good land into great land takes several years. However if you have great land, it only takes one year to fuck it back to decent, and you have to start the process anew.

Trump says corona virus is Democratic hoax

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 29, 2020:

Judas. Fucking. Preist!

This beeyotch says she was glad to be on the insurrection and has no guilt in her heart.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2021:

Hitlers personal physician went into exile and lived to be over 100. He said shortly before his death that he had no regret about what he did. If he was in Germany, I bet that piece of inert flesh would be apologizing like a motherfucker. So not shocking. At least they are true to their word I guess. Once again I am not trying to compare anyone to a nazi. I have just studied WWII a lot.

I think the situation calls for any doctor giving medical advice against scientific reason should ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 15, 2020:

But it's all good. Trump promises us a vaccine by Dec 3. No worries. He always keeps his word. Wait a sec! Today ISN'T opposite day! Seriously tho what kind of world is this where we are ignoring medical science, and one or two "news" companies that are "non-bias" always be right when dozens of others are reporting the exact opposite. I clicked on of of his email links claiming he has proof that the election is rigged. Ironically, NONE of the pictures loaded (could be my internet connection). But one of his lawyers said nothing is wonky. It did take me to the official trump pole. The first one asked if you approve of trump. It did NOT give an option that said "no". Just "other (explain)". This is a very easy way to bend numbers. In the next poll it asked if you would vote for him. First answer is "yes". Next answer is something along the lines of "no, I am voting for a socialist traitor". Damn. It's pure fucking Armageddon right now! Let's just blow up this entire world quick. I don't want to go through this Nuclear winter shit! Regular winter sucks bad enough.

Book Banning: Given the barely tolerated status of A/A's in the power structure of the U.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2020:

If books are banned then how can we get stable Gene asses like Trump. If he wasn't such an avid reeder, none of us would have figured out the ocean is uge!

Why are the nights always the hardest to get through?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 17, 2018:

I stare into the night...

No you grow up

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 6, 2019:

Typical cat attitude!

I'm sure we could think of a few more...

TheGreatShadow comments on May 12, 2020:

The brewmaster that could not sell vodka to Russians? Okay Putin bought 2 bottles out of sympathy.

Get off our country! :-D

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 19, 2018:

YUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! The "In god we Trust" didn't happen on us paper currency until the 1950's. Same with the Pledge. Penn once was asked without religion, what prevents him from raping and killing people. He said he rapes and kills as many as he wants. The answer is zero. Stalin killed around 10 million. He didn't do it in the name of athiesm, he was just a bad person. YES you can pray in school! Just not required, or mandated from a teacher in a public school.

Now, come on Donald, give us your true thoughts!

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 7, 2020:

He must be talking about how hugely goodley his schollin' is...

So Asshole says that if he is impeached the people will revolt.

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 12, 2018:

His "people"? All two that are left? Scared the shit out of me! Buzzwords.

What is it about a woman's boobs that men (and some women) find so attractive?

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 8, 2018:

Because when you are born you get a smack on the ass and have a tit shoved in your face?

Rudy Giuliani thinks the Southern District of New York might be investigating him because they're ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 24, 2019:

And just like Trump, they are spying on him with microwaves.

KinkDoesLive [agnostic.

TheGreatShadow comments on Feb 3, 2019:

I laughed my ass off at the pic. Even in the pic it says "I am single". Well, if you wear shit like that I wonder why. lol Didn't read all of the bio, but why did he post this exact sentence twice? "Love all animals, although PLEASE NO CATS, quite allergic to kitties n I do feel VERY strongly that all animals have the same God Spirit as humans do."

I don't know what an "Amazon" is, but I think I love it!

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 9, 2019:

You can buy them the best toys on the planet. They end up playing with the box it came in instead...

Hang on, let me think awhile! :-)

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 5, 2020:

Nose, ass, mouth. Repeat.

He be on that like a 3 horned billy goat.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 15, 2019:

He's too dumb to figure out how to change a lightbulb.

I want this on a shirt

TheGreatShadow comments on May 30, 2020:

My mom said he is mad because Twitter is spreading lies. I love her to death, but...

I could not hold myself.

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 17, 2018:

I feel the same about my cats. I don't want them to be alone.

They will pay mainly for treason, stupidity definitely. [a.msn.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 4, 2020:

The mask fits him well. He looks like a burgler.

This article has various parts to it.

TheGreatShadow comments on May 1, 2019:

He claims he doest drink. Another lie.

Creating Groups - Hi there! I just made level 4 and learned that I may now create a group.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 4, 2019:

Browse > Groups > Create

Not exactly a pic, but it sure is sexy and classy [youtube.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Watched 45 seconds then got bored.

You are gonna have to dig a lot deeper than that.

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 20, 2020:

They need to start digging up their own ass!

Science wins.

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 18, 2019:

Those damn heathens and their science! BTW the earth is flat! Wait a sec... It's now a douchnut! Take that science!

New campaign slogan.

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 25, 2020:

Going on FB... I'd like to see his supporters back this up... I'd like to see trumps new slogan "jump for trump 2020". All his followers can jump off a tall bridge.

America Back to What?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 24, 2018:

I've bitched about this instance before, and I will continue to do so. Since the ACA was repealed my insuranse went up by 50%. Was $200/mo now $300. I've had the same insuranse since birth. I have pre existing. Went to look for other insurance. That would cost $700/mo! I have less coverage. They can deny me for really any reason. MAKE AMERICA SICK AGAIN!

Trump bans bumpstocks. Thoughts?

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 19, 2018:

UPDATE: posted this on FB. Only two people replied. On said since it was fake news because it was from CNN (I pointed out it was on NPR as well). The other said he didn't care because he didn't own a firearm. Both still support him.

The Country Could Use a First Lady. But Melania Trump Has Gone AWOL. [thedailybeast.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 16, 2020:

She got a twitter too? They have one thing they at least agree on "they have more important things to do". They only reason why she is staying with his ass is because of the $$. We know it. He must have given her a prenup...

Don't share, you might hurt his feelings..

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 23, 2019:

He can take his "pain" and shove it up his asshole! Is he still trying to sue snl for fake news?

Hahahahahahahaha! Idiot! Rudy Giuliani needed Apple genius help to unlock his iPhone after being ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 31, 2019:

Cracking is illegal and immoral. However this is funny! I set my wifi name to FBI Surveillance Van. lol

I love me some eggs!

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 3, 2018:

Poor girls. Can't afford clothes, or a tan...

3:49 am, and I'm wide awake; and I have been for over an hour.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 24, 2019:

Insomnia sucks dick as big as a truck.

we need to stop calling him by his name, i use DonaldDumb and for the gop GrandOldPedophiles ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 2, 2019:

The only time I capitalize it is if auto correct changes it, or its in the beginning of a sentence.

New low for orange turd

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 10, 2019:

He can get lower?

ok now I understand... [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Sad but true. :(

Trump says US is building a wall in Colorado -- a state that doesn't border Mexico 😄 [cnn.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 23, 2019:

Didn't bother to read the article. What is his major malfunction!?!?!

Wish I could show this to tRumpites. A short list of tRump lies. [facebook.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 3, 2020:

He wouldn't look. Plus he can't read and interpret information anyways.

No way he can. He's already using other accounts

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 11, 2021:

LMFAO! I could! So long as he isn't there!

A very generous husband

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 6, 2020:

Reminds me of the story where a guy robbed a bank and waited there until the police showed up. When asked why he did it, he said "prison would be easier than living with his wife". He got house arrest. Probably not true, but damn funny!

FINAGLE.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

I actually use that word.

I remember not too long ago, a President who could spell.

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Called the local gun dealer. They are all out of smocking guns...

[yahoo.

TheGreatShadow comments on May 30, 2019:

Biden is no genius, but compared to trump...

Tuesday morning cuteness

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 1, 2020:

Looks like the one I just became guardian to a month and a day or so ago!

Then step up we did

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 4, 2020:

Found the pic...

Trump is out of control. [nbcnews.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 4, 2019:

I had to look up how much of government employees. 90% of the people that work for HOMELAND SECURITY can't work! What a dumbfuck! https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2018/jan/19/what-wont-get-done-during-a-government-shutdown/?utm_source=GOOGLE=cpc=chacka=TWT+-+DSA=Cj0KCQiApbzhBRDKARIsAIvZue9rf4osEM-yq4SdBsafBIlz2L3VdewjpKB47llIgiKcZlv8KF1aF28aAqN8EALw_wcB

A little bit???

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 6, 2019:

Need to be 35, and a US born citizen. But, yeah, I get the joke

Y'all 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Stolen from FB

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 6, 2019:

Saw this before. Still funny. In an emergency you can run off-road.

Republican? Democrat? Libertarian? :)

TheGreatShadow comments on May 29, 2018:

I am a registered Democrat, however I consider myself a Libertarian. I don't agree with a politician just because they have a D or R stamped on their head! Just like some people are product-loyal to only one car company...

Trump Says He’ll Consider Cuts to Social Security and Medicare While much of the nation was ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 25, 2020:

Can't remember if I posted something similar or not (I run out of posts almost every day). If he wants to cut spending, he can start with himself. I mentioned that a friend of mine got out of the Army Jan of '19. He said the last place he was stationed had 200 tanks. Not one moved since he was there. We spend so much on unnecessary military shit.

Heh, heh, heh!

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 5, 2020:

Funny AF, but I don't want to get shot. Plus my mother was so upset I thought she was going to have a heart attack when she found out trump lost. :(

People don't give a fuck

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 20, 2018:

One time an old room mate and I went to a bone yard to get parts. The weather was unusually nice for that time of year. Some dude kept on going 'round tp random dudes saying "how 'bout that global warming". ONE nice day that is unexpected doesn't mean you can throw the global warming theory completely out.

Sounds like a plan

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 8, 2021:

Just like shampoo. Repeat.

Don't push your luck.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 9, 2018:

That must have been what sparked the ole hole in a popcorn tub trick started...

This is how bad

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Que dramatic squirrel!

Definitely more than five rules, but it’s a start.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 4, 2019:

3 is one that has bitten me in the ass too many times.

just little old me?

TheGreatShadow comments on Mar 24, 2019:

I confess. I created the universe in only 4 days. Oden was arguing with god about price. I gave him a better deal, and did it faster. He even gave me thor's hammer as a bonous.

We shall have to invent a new class of mental illness for drumf.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Schizophrenic Misoginist Sadistic Pathological Lying Kruger-Dunning Inconspicuous Penis Tyrant Racist Spoiled Brat That Never Worked A Day In His Life Dodge Drafting Condescending McTurdSandwich Mizer lunatic Effect Syndrome. (TM)

Good for a few

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 21, 2018:

I don't know why so many people have a hard time believeing this is the way it actually works! Trickle down effect my ass! More getting fucked in the ass effect.

Another one that made me LMAO!!!

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 12, 2019:

He made a fist wrong...

Can he get any more revolting? Steroid cheeks?🤢🤮 [msn.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 10, 2020:

Not clicking on the link. Don't want to find out the hard way which set of cheeks you are talking about! I prefer to remain agnostic...

[facebook.com] I’ve taken screen shots of the text in case you can’t access it on facebook

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 11, 2021:

I'll have to read the rest later! I can't right now! I'm in tears! Coup d'twats? Classic! Dig this persons style!

There has to be a way to end the Repug Madness.

TheGreatShadow comments on May 24, 2021:

The dude lost about 50 fucking cases in a row over this. Everywhere from County Court all the way to the fucking Supreme Court. Hopefully this hits his non-existent wallet hard! We know he won't whine about this in public. Remember he got banned from Twitter?

Trump administration agrees to independent investigation of health conditions for children at border...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 12, 2019:

Good! If I had a child, and under those conditions, they would be taken from child services!

Did you see this Trump genius? [wbir.com] Oh baby, you going to prison!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 7, 2021:

Even the trumpsters on FB are admitting that that fucked them.

If only...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Easy. All he has to do is give him a few (dozen) mcdoubles dipped in ethelyne glyphosphate.