Yes I am, totes!!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 26, 2020:

If we were to kick him out of the US, all the other countries would be playing hop potato! Even Russia and NK!

Accurate. 😺

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 26, 2020:

the next few screens would be... #7 I trust hooman, I'm gonna jump on counter and steal his food, even tho I have my own #8 I'm gonna run right in front of him and try to trip hooman, #9 I'm gonna jump on his ass when he is dead asleep, hooman never will hurt me, #10 zleep when he is up, go bat shit crazy when he is trying to sleep, #11 hooman bought me a toy, I'll play with the box instead.

I've done it.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 26, 2020:

Write that down on the calender.

I was at that show

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 26, 2020:

I was gonna post that meme just a few minutes ago! But I decided not to because I thought some would find it offensive.

Knew this had to be the case

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 26, 2020:

Just another thing trump stole!

Trump Says He’ll Consider Cuts to Social Security and Medicare While much of the nation was ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 25, 2020:

Can't remember if I posted something similar or not (I run out of posts almost every day). If he wants to cut spending, he can start with himself. I mentioned that a friend of mine got out of the Army Jan of '19. He said the last place he was stationed had 200 tanks. Not one moved since he was there. We spend so much on unnecessary military shit.

Back in 16 I wrote a column, the gist of which was that Lying Donald had 10 out of 10 of the ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 25, 2020:

Yes like having the general killed. He does not understand ramifications. He could play a game of checkers not thinking about the next move and somehow get another person in power pissed at us!

Though current Arch Enemy vocalist Alissa White-Gluz is pretty good, and some prefer original ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 25, 2020:

Both are good vocalists. I think Alissa is better looking tho. Only saw them once live and Alissa did vocals. Don't know how Angela is live. BTW the intro sound like Are You Dead Yet.

🤮🤮🤮🤮 no takers???

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 25, 2020:

Oh he has lots of takers. Loads of his supporters will bend over and say "fuck me in the ass president trump"!

How many want this

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 25, 2020:

Mine says metalheads welcome. Even though I don't support them, I think the NRA sticker on my front door tells people that if they shouldn't be there, leave. It's quite effective. I have no idea where I got the sticker. Going through some old camping stuff at my dads. Found it among that stuff.

Trump accused of ‘jury tampering’ after allegedly threatening GOP senators not to vote against ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 25, 2020:

I must have a magic crystal ball because I saw this coming a mile away. If there is jury tampering, who prosocutes the tamperers?

Homeopathic uranium, it has been claimed that it cures a wide range of neurological ailments! What ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 25, 2020:

Almost any homeopathic "medicine" is just as effective as a placibo. My sister is a dr and she swears by them. Basically the active ingredient is like taking one drop of the good stuff, and diluting it in a sea. So if I put one drop of vodka in a gallon of water, I'd get hammered? I was once told by a chiropractor (yes they can help with legitimate neck or back pain) to buy this homeopathic stuff for insomnia (I have tried everything OTC - and had about ever RX known to man - only thing that works is ambien, and I will not take that because the side effects are so terrible - needs to be illegal). She said I could take one pill, and if I needed to I could take another one every half hour. I took half the fucking bottle one night and still could not sleep! Over the years I've tried loads of homeopathic things. None worked. Not one. My sister gave me some homeopathic shit for anxiety. Doesn't do dick! Some poisons can be medicines in very small amounts. Look at iodized salt. They put iodine in there to prevent colera.

Happy Saturday all

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 25, 2020:

Bedhead?

[youtu.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 25, 2020:

Very good jam! I have The Hurting on vinyl! Original press BTW. The version that was on Donnie Darko was just too slow, and depressing.

I’ve come across more info regarding the ultra rich and it sickens me.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 25, 2020:

And they are the first to bitch about a little increase of tax! I know people that are multi-millionaires. Gotta post this song now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdpMx0-AlDs

And she should know, right?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 25, 2020:

I bet she regrets every second of those 12 years. I think the only reason for being with him was to get US citizenship. Like a Russian bride? She live 200 miles from him FFS!

That's for sure!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 25, 2020:

I was watching Family Feud the other day. The #1 answer was goat. This makes this meme even funnier. Goats eat ANYTHING. He probably doesn't bother to take the wrapper off his mchamburder...

Pretty sure this is the very definition of "irony".

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 25, 2020:

Well, they can't all be winners now can they? lol

Just sayin', you ought to make it worth it. Oh, and NOT have to pay for it!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 25, 2020:

That's funny!

This is hilarious! [facebook.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 24, 2020:

Funny but damn creepy! Trump gonna sue! lol

Does This Ass Make My Country Look Small?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 24, 2020:

No. Makes us look like idiots!

Take Her Out is a Threat!!!!!!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 24, 2020:

Just posted an article on this! Must have not gone through because I don't see it. He is pathetic!

One way to handle the evangelicals

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 24, 2020:

Friend of mine was bothered by JW. Said "you came just in time. We are all out of virgins for the sacrifice". Needless to say they ran! I wish I would have been there when that happened!

Starman [youtube.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 24, 2020:

Probably my fave Bowie song! They used a 12 string on this one.

Trumps hair escaping from him

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 24, 2020:

Can you blame the hair? Doesn't want to go to prison with him!

Someone heard it was a Beach Cleanup Day.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 24, 2020:

Stop postig pics of my GF! lol

So much for a perfect creator.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 24, 2020:

NO! Mine is small enough as it is!

Hurry...WHILE supplies last!!!!!!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 24, 2020:

Looks like a friend of mine. lol

Open, honest relationship.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 24, 2020:

The mystery is she has a penis! The case is closed! lol

Fox News judge: Evidence supporting Donald Trump’s removal from office is ‘ample and ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 24, 2020:

Won't let me read it. Asks me several questions about turning off add blockers and shit. Then wanted me to donate. Can someone just copy and paste the article.

The price we all pay

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 24, 2020:

PTSD is a motherfucker! Flashbacks, panic attacks. I hate the term PTSD btw. It was originally shell shock, then battle fatigue. One of my ex's has PTSD because her house was hit by a tornado. She was hours away from the house! That's way fucking different.

Racial stereotypes are flipped in insightful photo series [qz.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 24, 2020:

This is odd?

The Bulletin of Atomic Scientists has moved the Doomsday clock to 100 seconds from midnight.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 24, 2020:

Damnit! I posted this shortly after you did! Didn't see it until now! I know the doomsday clock is like showing a drowning person a pic of air, but still...

It's raining cats! Bouncing ones.. [cat-bounce.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 24, 2020:

Be a good screensaver (but screensavers are useless).

New smart doorbell feature...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 24, 2020:

JW's are easy to get rid of! I was on my way to check the mail (drive is about 1/4 mile). A door-to-door-belief-pusher was about to ring the doorbell. I was getting in my PU. She came up (I didn't know who the fuck she was at that point). She said we're spreading the message about Jesus (hands me a paper). I grabbed it threw it at her, and told her to leave. On the way back from the mailbox she was just leaving. Laid on the horn and gave her the finger! The middle finger. Don't think I will be bothered by a JW any time soon...

Trump is disgusting. [npr.org]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 24, 2020:

He said he he could shoot someone on 5th ave and no one would care (mentioned this many times - sounding like a broken record by now), but against abortion? For the record, I am against abortion in most cases. Unless the child has some sort of medical contition where it is near impossible to live (I read a story of a child that was born without an anus - died from blood poisoning shortly after being born), or the mother's life is in danger. We have people that think partial-birth abortions are okay. A friend of mine said abortion should be legal until 4 mons AFTER birth! I asked him why. He said because they are not concious at that time. He is one month to the day older than me, and is a heavy drinker. I've seen him drink 4 bottles of whisky in a day! So my reply was "well, when you are blackout drunk is it okay to kill you". He said "that's different". He also said that abortion should be legal for old people. I don't talk to that fucker anymore. I try to get ahold of him every once in a while. Because he owes me $200 I'll never get back!

Trump Removes Pollution Controls on Streams and Wetlands By Coral Davenport - Jan.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 24, 2020:

Long article, but not the first time he has lifted EPA regs. :( He is also the one that might prove Nuclear Winter is absolutely true. :( Fuck him!

Oh oh oops

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 24, 2020:

At least dad got what he wanted! lol

Shot from my local hardware store...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 24, 2020:

Must be a mad employee. lol

Wow! Scary! 😱 Genocide expert breaks down how all of the ‘warning signs’ are present in ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 24, 2020:

As I mentioned me studying WWII. I am not an expert, but I KNOW what he is doing.

Too Cheesy?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 23, 2020:

I will slice you into pieces with my cheese slicer! Sorry all I got. The people below stole the good ones...

Kellyanne Conway Suggests Martin Luther King Jr. Would Have Traveled To Ukraine For Dirt On Biden

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 23, 2020:

Yeah she also said micrwaves could spy on someone! Damn! You'd need NASA tech to pull that off! Unless they put a cheap camera on top of one. Damn.

Recently, Hillary Clinton announced that nobody likes Bernie Sanders and that nobody wants to work ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 23, 2020:

He probably has more supporters than her! I was never fond of her, but compared to trump!? Anywho, she should have not made that comment.

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TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 23, 2020:

Thought they weren't claiming executive privilege? Not Russis, but the Ukraine? This admin is a circus on a fucking roller coaster!!!

Please, someone break his fingers

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 23, 2020:

Violence isn't the answer! A straight jacket and duck tape on the other hand...

The lady doth protest too much, methinks. Have a wonderful day everyone. [politico.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 23, 2020:

Trump doesn't tweet! He has too much "work" to do in the WH. Which is why he never leaves...

Food for thought!!!!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 23, 2020:

She did a book signing in Omaha. I wanted to go just to see what she looks like. I would have asked her about trump, but I'm sure she never gets that question... Ps she'd only fuck us for 130K. Small fee compaired to trump...

Nom Nom Nom.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 23, 2020:

Funny. Ironically when I went to search something on yahoo yesterday dahmer was on the list of "now trending". Weird.

I really think the GOP should do the right thing here.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 23, 2020:

The 80M bounty is not true. The 3M one is. Here's where the 80M came from. “We are 80 million Iranians, if each one of us puts aside one American dollar, we will have 80 million American dollars, and we will reward anyone who brings us [Trump]’s head with that amount,” he said before a crowd in the city of Mashhad, according to Al Arabiya, which added that the “funeral procession was being broadcast live on Iran’s Channel One as the eulogist made his proposal.” https://heavy.com/news/2020/01/trump-iran-bounty-head/

The X does it again...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 23, 2020:

Reminds me of a meme with two grey cats. The captions were "you told me you were on the pill". "I am for flease not these". 6 little grey kittens were in the second pic.

🔜Good morning all. Too lazy to get out of bed to get dressed...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 23, 2020:

What on earth is by your right side? I thought it was a mop...

Greta...U go girl!!!!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 23, 2020:

He's mad a teen is smarter than him! Just like when he hid the USS McCaine. He wants a Nobel, and he wants a war ship...

Since you guys like Mia Sollis, here is another picture of her

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 22, 2020:

Very pretty girl.

Fits them all. [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 22, 2020:

Whos # did he say at the end? I rewound it 3 times and I could not catch it. Also he said "it's 4-5 years old, might be an old number". Well could you check if it is current! But even worse is the FACT that he put the number on live TV! What a dick move!

Harry Potter films....She is all grown up!!!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 22, 2020:

Emma Watson. Good thing you posted a pic of her older than in the movies. One guy posted a pic of a girl that was maybe 4 or 5. Got kicked out of this site. That was creepy.

An uber UBER.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 22, 2020:

My keen detective skills tell me that that is not a real uber... You're welcome.

Good morning all.. Anyone up for a walk?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 22, 2020:

Poor girl can't even afford clothes! :(

just moved to Little Rock, any suggestions on where to hang?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 22, 2020:

I don't know where to hang out, but if you hear "Dueling Banjos" run!

I thought the answer was 22?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 22, 2020:

I had to get a calculator out. (/Steve Harvey voice) the correct answer is 4. 4 was the #1 answer (/Steve Harvey voice). Intentionally put this as a reply to get some lulz out of you. :)

GOP the untouchables?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 22, 2020:

Capone was never proven to kill anyone. However, they hit him hard with tax evasion! OJ was never proven in criminal court to have killed Nicole Brown (but he lost the civil case). Nailed him hard for stealing. He's gonna get bit in the ass sooner or later. Oh, and trumps lawyers had a defense of "he did nothing wrong" and "he is a monarch".

HI, Folks.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 22, 2020:

Thanks for volunteering at a no kill shelter! Nice to meet you.

[yahoo.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 21, 2020:

All we need is another billionare president. Plus how many pens does she need to sign a paper? Oh, wait, she is selling them...

Cute sign

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 21, 2020:

Out of the big 3 american car companies, Ford did not go bankrupt when Chrysler and GM did.

Barr: “It’s Not a Crime” for Trump to Demand Staffers Lie to Investigators | Vanity Fair

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 21, 2020:

You can lie, but not for a crime. Stupid fucker.

Surprised he didn't get caught

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 21, 2020:

Saw this before. Still made me laugh out loud!

Claudia Galanti

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 21, 2020:

Very nice bewbs!

The world needs more of this!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 21, 2020:

Possession?

She is ready

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 20, 2020:

Motorhead!

Iran could win war-crimes lawsuit against Trump over Soleimani killing - Business Insider

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 20, 2020:

I think GWB should have been tried for war crimes. He broke the Geneva Convention rules. Trump? He does not know his ass from last tuseday! He pissed off a lot of people over his death...

I found it! I found the original! THIS is the foundation of the group name!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 20, 2020:

Hit one and see if a hamburger comes out...

She didn't want to get her clothes wet.. 2.46

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 20, 2020:

Maybe she is walking like that because she is wet?

We know this

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 20, 2020:

Kinna off topic, but that's what I like about going in the pit. Everyone is equal.

They hunkerbunkered him: [politics.theonion.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 20, 2020:

Hate to say it, but I am getting sick of satires. The things he says/does were kinda funny at first. Now? It's hard to tell what he says, or what he says. :(

😍Where's he taking her? Oh my!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 20, 2020:

Kitchen so she can make him a sammich? Just a joke. Don't get offended. :)

I have searched endlessly and I can only find medical doctors that are just practicing not one ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 20, 2020:

I think I understand what you are saying. Some push drugs so hard rather than fix the problem. I was in the ER a few weeks ago. They gave me fentynol! I read an article saying that that is about 100X more powerful than morphene! A friend of mine is a chemist. I asked him if that was true. He said it is 80-100X as powerful. I did not need that shit!

After announcing the new school lunch requirements...He hires the best to run it......

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 20, 2020:

Some public schools do have fast food joints in them. I think just about any of them lost federal funding. I do not doubt he would do something like this. 'if it's good enough for a White House dinner, it's good enough for school children". In the past 12 mons or so I think I had fast food 2 or 3 times. I forgot how nasty it is! I got out of the hospital a couple weeks ago, and the only thing open at about 5 AM was mickey d's. The biscuit was so greasy, it was barely edible! IfI wasn't so hungry, I would have fed it to a dog! In 2008 or 2009 I was living in Omaha. The place I worked at would usually get us breakfast or lunch every day. Mostly fast food. I got in a bad habbit of eating fast food almost every day! It's cheap, you don't have to cook, and cleanup consists of throwing the bag/wrapper in the trash. One day I felt like my head was going to explode. I called my sister (who is a Dr), and she said to have my BP checked. I was 190/130! Can't blame this completely on fast food because at the time I would drink several energy drinks, or coffee a day. But yeah.

You need to be more explicit

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 20, 2020:

I literally laughed out loud! Damn I need a warning next time I am eating or drinking something...

Trumpers past

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 20, 2020:

The guy on the bottom left doesn't even know how to put on a cap properly! Clearly not a trump supporter...

There are honorable people with money and then there are trumps

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 20, 2020:

I was gonna say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, but its almost word for word in the meme.

Go ahead I dare you look into a mirror and without moving your head move you eyes to the left and ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 19, 2020:

A sobriety test?

Tonights dinner, portobello mushroom sandwiches.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 19, 2020:

Had one once before. No thanks. I ordered a mushroom burger. Thought there would be beef in there!

Big oops there

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 19, 2020:

That's a really nice cod piece! Mine is just totally dimond encreusted. Titanium based. Not a big deal...

Pat Metheny - The Sound Of Silence [youtube.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 19, 2020:

Simon & Garfunkle > Pat Metheny.

How to raise a healthy child:

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2020:

Are boogers gleten free?

Video Surfaces Of Trump Praising Pelosi and Saying Presidents Should Be Impeached For Lying

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2020:

Posted this a few days ago. But yeah...

Flying theory lessons

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2020:

We had a simulator in the class to get my CDL. Nothing like driving a truck at all!

Trump supporters claim to believe in God?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2020:

Replace lie with money he stole. For every, dollar...

Is the USA heading for a civil war?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2020:

Bill Maher is a comedian.

Time to act this year

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2020:

We gotta turn the other cheek. We are just snowflakes. Wait a sec, the way he is going, someone will punch him in the beak! Ppv anyone?

Ron Reagan says his father 'would have been embarrassed and ashamed' of Trump | TheHill

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2020:

And Regan was shot. Fuck!

In my day, it doesn't matter if a woman is stark naked with a bullseye painted on her vagina.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 18, 2020:

The article mostly sounded like gals know what they are getting into.

Just returned from a boring cocktail hour/2 hours and now I'm heading in the Chat Room if anyone is ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2020:

Would, but the chat has not worked for me in like a year!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Betty White at 98!!! . [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2020:

She's too young for me.

Naughty smeagol

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2020:

My precious!

From your post to America's ears:

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2020:

He never won the popular vote.

if there is a better analogy, I haven't seen it yet

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2020:

Literally made me lol. Wait till he finds out some cars run on deisel!

Book Banning: Given the barely tolerated status of A/A's in the power structure of the U.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2020:

If books are banned then how can we get stable Gene asses like Trump. If he wasn't such an avid reeder, none of us would have figured out the ocean is uge!

Happy Friday all!!!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2020:

Hi kitty! Bye kitty!

Cat is at it again

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2020:

I need to know where the first pic came from. I've seen it dozens of times in memes.

"Rather than getting him to appreciate America’s traditional role and alliances, Trump began to ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2020:

I understand your frustrations. Might as well start taking to a door knob than a trump supporter. I'm pretty sure at least the door know wouldn't say complete bat shit crazy things back!