In my youth, my folks believed Jesus was in the wood grain patterns on the bathroom door.

TheGreatShadow comments on May 14, 2019:

God sees all! Plus you didn't wash your hands.

Would you look at those dimples! 😍

TheGreatShadow comments on May 13, 2019:

Spelled boobs wrong.

Trump Joke of the Day The Pope and Trump were on stage in front of a huge crowd.

TheGreatShadow comments on May 12, 2019:

Trump is the joke of the day. Every day.

I don't talk about it much, but mother's day is kinda hard for me.

TheGreatShadow comments on May 12, 2019:

Sorry to hear that. I have 4 brothers/sisters that never survived child birth.

Hey mister! You ain't finished yet! Get back in here!

TheGreatShadow comments on May 12, 2019:

Very pretty girl!

"Ellie" snack time!

TheGreatShadow comments on May 12, 2019:

Get an kitteah!

VERY sneaky, but cute!

TheGreatShadow comments on May 12, 2019:

Little furry fart! A while ago I made a TV dinner. I was waiting for it to cool, and it was about 8" from me. I was on the interwebz, typing. Damn cat ate it, and I didn't even know she was right by me! I had it on my entertainment stand. Sneaky little fart.

I Gathered Stories of People Transformed by Fox News

TheGreatShadow comments on May 12, 2019:

I kind of have a similar story. I've had friends that have deleted me off of FB because I post a lot of political shit. They might have watched fox entertainment prior to that. However it sucks to have people that you have known for years (a couple I have known for almost 20 years) delete me because they can't handle me pointing out how wrong they are. They post a stupid trump meme supporting him. I come back with reliable links, and even videos of trump saying the opposite of what the meme claims. I still talk to some of them IRL, but it is sad that they delete me just for that. I've only deleted two people that I know (sometimes I look through my friend requests, and accidentally add someone I don't know - that is different). If I don't want to read something, I use this brand new feature called "scroll". But Liberals are the "snowflakes"?

Green Day. - Boulevard Of Broken Dreams. [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on May 12, 2019:

One of my fave GD songs. I still like Basket Case the best, but I am not a huge fan of them.

SNL Weekend update. [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on May 12, 2019:

No Alec Baldwin?

Thinking about Obama ...

TheGreatShadow comments on May 12, 2019:

He's thinking about putin.

Are country’s debts and deficits a problem?

TheGreatShadow comments on May 12, 2019:

We are over 22 trillion in debt. That is a huge problem! There is more debt in the world than actually exists. Who is funding us? Mars?

I'm curious to find out if anyone here is into old media, in particular, Laserdiscs?

TheGreatShadow comments on May 12, 2019:

I only know of one person that had a lazer disk. A friend of mine collects VHS tapes. I collect records. I have about 70 albums. There isn't a record shop anywhere near here, so I have to buy them online. Metal vinyls aren't common in the us, so lots came from Europe (mostly Sweden). The only thing that would sound better than a 12" 45 would be the master tape.

Rare photo ...

TheGreatShadow comments on May 12, 2019:

Looks like trump...

I love this tweet.... [twitter.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on May 11, 2019:

A screen shot would have done. I don't know which tweet you are referring to.

I bought a new leather jacket today!! Do you like it? I said "leather jacket!! " sheesh...

TheGreatShadow comments on May 11, 2019:

First!

Foo Fighters Everlong. [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on May 11, 2019:

Good jam, but "I'll Stick Around" is my fave jam by them.

S curve,soooo sexyyyyy😋😋😋

TheGreatShadow comments on May 11, 2019:

Like the second pic the best.

Superman!! This isn't funny!!

TheGreatShadow comments on May 11, 2019:

I think you mean wonder woman? Because you wonder who would be brave enough to have sex with her...

Well at least his own supporters are getting the worst of it...

TheGreatShadow comments on May 11, 2019:

Sums it up quite well.

Don Jr. Subpoenaed as Trump Lies About Mueller Report: A Closer Look - YouTube

TheGreatShadow comments on May 11, 2019:

Calling his own supporters crooks? That made me laugh!

This was good to see.

TheGreatShadow comments on May 11, 2019:

Goober hardly pays their employees.

Spatchcock curry chicken with roasted potatoes, onions, and garlic.

TheGreatShadow comments on May 11, 2019:

Why'd you kill and eat Sasquatch? We could have captured it and studied it! Just like if we catch trump. Looks good but I've never heard of spatcock.

1975 Cost of Living.........59 gallon for gas!!!!!?????

TheGreatShadow comments on May 11, 2019:

Adjusted for inflation, fuel is about the same (probably cheaper) since when the pope was a nazi.

Happy Mothers Day to all the moms, mothers to be, grandmothers, greatgrandmothers, aunties, etc.

TheGreatShadow comments on May 11, 2019:

Mothers Day is tomorrow. When I read this I had to check, otherwise I'd call my mom ASAP!

Recipe link - [youtu.

TheGreatShadow comments on May 11, 2019:

That looks good! I figured out what I'm making for dinner!

The art of the deal. Guess who's the better deal maker?

TheGreatShadow comments on May 11, 2019:

Putin?

When the link doesn't work it gets done like this. It's the wild, wild west, eh?

TheGreatShadow comments on May 11, 2019:

Reminds me of the movie "Horrible Bosses". They were planning to kill their boss. Drove by his house, and noticed he was already dead. They caught him leaving the scene. He denied being there. Then the officer showed him a camera of him doing 40 in a 25. He admitted he was there. The officer asked what he was doing. He said he was drag racing. Officer: IN A PRIUS? Guy: I don't win much. Rather than a pistol and grenades, he should have got a better getaway car. Not making light of the situation tho. Glad he is disarmed.

Ya'll. I need a pep talk. Does anyone else find online dating demoralizing?

TheGreatShadow comments on May 11, 2019:

Online dating is a waste of time IMHO. Sure they have adds saying "I met the love of my life on www.whatever.com". But that is rare.

Someone posted this on Facebook and I thought it was a good example of how the folks on the right ...

TheGreatShadow comments on May 11, 2019:

Jack the Ripper said "WHAT"?

Woman broke into home, petted family dog, washed dishes and left

TheGreatShadow comments on May 11, 2019:

I'm not going do install crap to read the rest of the article. That's the kind of break in I can deal with. Maybe she'll clean the bathroom, and vaccum my carpets as well!

Rammstein-Stripped [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on May 11, 2019:

I like rammsteins music, but I don't like them because they are very anti-american.

Anthony Weiner to be released from halfway house

TheGreatShadow comments on May 11, 2019:

I forgot about that guy! I didn't know he went to a nut ward.

While more than 80% of the population is earning less than 10K (143$) per month.

TheGreatShadow comments on May 11, 2019:

I read somewhere that if you have food and a roof over your head, you are one of the top 50% richest people in the world. For the "temple" that money could help a lot of starving people.

I had a picture added but it must have gone to the wall.

TheGreatShadow comments on May 11, 2019:

Had that happen the other day. I went to edit it and add the pic, but it would not let me load the pic when I went to edit. I had to make a reply, then add the pic.

This the latest story of Trump cheating at golf. [businessinsider.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on May 11, 2019:

The apocalypse would happen if he said or did something honest.

Hi everyone! I'm back from NH after a lot of drama and heartache.

TheGreatShadow comments on May 11, 2019:

Glad to hear you are doing slightly better. I have two friends that are going through something similar right now. Both are former military, and the government isn't doing shit to help them. If you need someone to talk to, you know we are here for you.

Goodnight kiitez

TheGreatShadow comments on May 11, 2019:

Too. Fucking. CUTE!

The biggest loser!

TheGreatShadow comments on May 11, 2019:

No, he's not releasing them because people will find out how shady he is. We all know that on here, but the hardcore trumpsters might finally realize he is a fraud.

Count Bankruptula. So much winning!

TheGreatShadow comments on May 10, 2019:

Are you sure it can be out in the sun?

Trump just raised tariffs on Chinese goods. China says it will hit back

TheGreatShadow comments on May 10, 2019:

Same bullshit with Mexico paying for the wall. They aren't taking his bullshit, and he is fucking up our country in record time!

footle 1 : to talk or act foolishly 2 : to waste time : trifle, fool

TheGreatShadow comments on May 10, 2019:

I'm footiling right now.

It's obvious, the only way any gun control legislation passed, is going to be on the local level.

TheGreatShadow comments on May 10, 2019:

He already banned bump stocks.

It's called fashion, human. Look it up. teammunchie

TheGreatShadow comments on May 10, 2019:

LOL! Reminds me of a Bowie meme saying "If I wasn't bowie, this outfit would be gay". lol

Would you like to couch me? I'm a quick study.

TheGreatShadow comments on May 10, 2019:

Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwieeeeee!

I need rice because he is my dish! Yummmmmmmm!😋😋😋😋😋

TheGreatShadow comments on May 10, 2019:

Stop posting pics of me. :)

I feel like Lucky dosen't get enough attention.

TheGreatShadow comments on May 10, 2019:

Hi kitty!

Mic drop, truth be told.

TheGreatShadow comments on May 10, 2019:

Hey now that is mean! We do know that there was a King David! Insult to the bible! lol

Can someone explain this to me?

TheGreatShadow comments on May 10, 2019:

I don't know why it didn't attach the pic in the first place, nor do I know why it made me make another post to attach it. They must be working on the site.

Can someone explain this to me?

TheGreatShadow comments on May 10, 2019:

a

Bite me with your finger😋😋😋

TheGreatShadow comments on May 10, 2019:

Very pretty girl!

Goodnight Kitty:

TheGreatShadow comments on May 10, 2019:

I can't handle the cuteness!

I cannot tell you how many times I've seen 45 talking, and just wished someone standing next to ...

TheGreatShadow comments on May 10, 2019:

Sadly Jack Ruby is dead.

Jackpot 😈😜

TheGreatShadow comments on May 9, 2019:

Devil wins...

Jennifer Aniston.... Hello pretty lady...

TheGreatShadow comments on May 9, 2019:

Wowwwwwie!

Douchebag Von Fuckface (what Bill Maher calls dtjr), has been subpoenaed by Senate Intel ...

TheGreatShadow comments on May 9, 2019:

Posted this on Trump Pinata (unless it didn't go through for some reason).

Morning stretch...

TheGreatShadow comments on May 9, 2019:

Love those sexy nearly see through shirts...

She forgot that she didn't put on her bra when she decided to take off her dress.

TheGreatShadow comments on May 9, 2019:

Saw that on www.supersaggers.com...

Donald is ok with murdering immigrants. [washingtonpost.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on May 9, 2019:

Start with his wife...

Just beautiful

TheGreatShadow comments on May 9, 2019:

Curvy! She needs to get rid of the cross tho...

Donald Trump's emperor-has-no-clothes moment is here

TheGreatShadow comments on May 9, 2019:

Run america like a business he said. And he is. Only damn true thing he said. And it isn't a good one...

Invoking executive privilege, suing every one over every thing.

TheGreatShadow comments on May 9, 2019:

He has the three F's down pat. Fake (news), fire (them), fuck them (aka sue). What a little bitch.

It's the breakfast of Chumps..

TheGreatShadow comments on May 9, 2019:

Work warning next time please! Yuck!

He has his priorities.

TheGreatShadow comments on May 9, 2019:

What's another few trillion in debt anyways?

Anyone into Eluvetie?

TheGreatShadow comments on May 9, 2019:

I've seen both bands before. Both are good live. I can't think of one song that either play tho. I think Lacuna Coil has a song called Heaven's a Lie. Christina is very good looking.

"Executive Privilege" doesn't apply to New York State tax returns: [motherjones.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on May 9, 2019:

I do not know of this news source, but I hope they nail him to the fucking cross! Capone was never charged with murder, but they got him for tax evasion!

Not a bad addition to a NIC.

TheGreatShadow comments on May 9, 2019:

Turkey bacon count?

I know this is sort of religulous.

TheGreatShadow comments on May 9, 2019:

Let's all say this prayer before we sleep. It would have the same effect as praying to god, but it's a good thought.,

Kenyan born Muslim ...

TheGreatShadow comments on May 9, 2019:

Kenya = Hawaii and Muslim = Catholic. Today isn't opposite day!

Jesus must not have been a very good carpenter. He couldn't even pull out 3 nails.

TheGreatShadow comments on May 8, 2019:

Well, outside of the bible, there is no proof he existed. Plus if he was crucified, it more than likely would have been rope he was affixed to the cross.

When is it okay to say "I love you"?

TheGreatShadow comments on May 8, 2019:

I'm 35. I hardly ever tell my mother that I love her. I don't think I ever told my dad that. My kid sis, I hardly ever tell her as well. I've been friends with all of these people for over 30 years. I'd be a skeptic if he said those words after a week. Seems wonky. Take care, M.

My car died , didn't want to restart .

TheGreatShadow comments on May 8, 2019:

I was thinking about making a car/pickup group on here, but I don't know if it would take off. I was an ASE and Ford certified mechinac with an associates. I never saw a PATS key fail (sometimes it would not start if 2 or more keys were on the same keyring). GM had a another version (which I can't think of at the moment). A friend of mine was an expert in that system. Sometimes the diode would go out in the key. If you have a year/make/model I'm sure someone would help. Does it crank?

I hate when I wake up and Donald Trump is still president.

TheGreatShadow comments on May 8, 2019:

For weeks, I would wake up and say it is just a dream. Serious.

This is interesting. Hmmm. Cory Booker Proposes National License for All Gun Owners [kdlt.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on May 7, 2019:

Guess who won't get One? Me.

Does this ever happen to anyone else? Ugh! Argh!

TheGreatShadow comments on May 6, 2019:

Yep.

Now under trump and his republican Fascists cohorts tax giveaway to the wealthy and their ...

TheGreatShadow comments on May 6, 2019:

What an asshat! Does he NOT know that some of these brave men DIED so he could spout his stupid shit!?

My ex is looking for a serviceman or firefighter who likes long walks in the park with dogs.

TheGreatShadow comments on May 5, 2019:

Why are you being a wingman for your ex?

Winning & losing ...

TheGreatShadow comments on May 5, 2019:

The meme on the right didn't load right at first. Reminds me of the meme with Jeopardy where he said CATCHING MEXICANS. The answer was watching pelicans. It also reminds me of the SP episode where Randy failed. For the hint it was "people that annoy you". N_ggers. Ohhh. It was naggers...

Winning & losing ...

TheGreatShadow comments on May 5, 2019:

This is the actual award he got. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34f_-T26AmA

Baked salmon, mac & cheese, fresh asparagus.

TheGreatShadow comments on May 4, 2019:

Looks good! A good salmon filet I almost never put seasoning on. Asparagus is good if grilled. Put a little olive oil on it and some maple jalapeno seasong on it. Home made mac is good! The perfect dish?

How are you all doing today?

TheGreatShadow comments on May 4, 2019:

I'll say something cryptic. I am awaiting the hour of reprisal.

A bowl of cereal!

TheGreatShadow comments on May 4, 2019:

The darker ones are all his boyfriends that he was wandering around in the desert with? Yes, I get the joke. :)

I've been attending AA meetings for some 8 months now.

TheGreatShadow comments on May 4, 2019:

It is faith based.

How Many of Us Have Heard or Read About the BBC Project on What Jesus May Have Actually Looked Like?

TheGreatShadow comments on May 4, 2019:

This article is old. But he probably never existed.

Atheists Denounce Trump Administration’s Healthcare Exemption Rule - American Humanist Association

TheGreatShadow comments on May 4, 2019:

What about the hypocratic oath. Or is it now the hypocritical oath now!?

Congress and us the taxpayers haven’t seen the real Mueller report but asshole Trump discusses it ...

TheGreatShadow comments on May 4, 2019:

As far as I know trump did see it.

Please use your turn signals when driving

TheGreatShadow comments on May 3, 2019:

Turn signals should almost always be used. Roundy rounds are confusing. Especially if you are not sure which turn to use. You use your blinker for the next turn. Not the right one, and you cancel. Think the next one is your turn. Have to cancel it again. Now it's the 3rd turn, and it is the one you want. They don't know if you are turning or what. Those suck in a semi. I almost always use my signal. One big exception rather than the rule was when I lived in Phoenix. You'd look in your mirrors to switch lanes. You have a safe merging distance. Throw on your blinker, and BAM! The asshole speeds up so you can't get in. That happened extremely often. Think most NYC cabbies use them? Here's a bit by Carlin. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmQDoldiHjk

The more I look at this, the funnier it gets :-')

TheGreatShadow comments on May 3, 2019:

Does this person know that tats are a sin as per the bible?

Does anyone have a list of the "news" sources the left/libs/democrats use as "factual" news sources?

TheGreatShadow comments on May 3, 2019:

Any one but fox.

This is Marlo Marquise, I met her a couple of weeks ago at a tattoo convention where she performed.

TheGreatShadow comments on May 3, 2019:

If she gets rid of the knives, we'll talk...

Can I get an awoman?

TheGreatShadow comments on May 3, 2019:

Sadly the assholes tend to get women the easiest.

Hi there.

TheGreatShadow comments on May 3, 2019:

Hello. Look under your handle on the upper right, and click on "my points level".

Love the tats! She is a piece of art, Stunning!

TheGreatShadow comments on May 3, 2019:

WOWWWWWEEEEE!

My protective equipment seems to be working when I sign on to this very interesting site.

TheGreatShadow comments on May 3, 2019:

Trollhammeren?

I just love Victoria's Secret...DAMN!!!

TheGreatShadow comments on May 3, 2019:

I don't think Victoria has a lot of Secrets in the pic. Unless they have a penis!

If you must judge...lol.

TheGreatShadow comments on May 3, 2019:

That is literally no shit. If you hang around people that are bad hombres, then you are guilty by association.

The way he is portrayed is downright hilarious

TheGreatShadow comments on May 3, 2019:

If he was that macho, then why didn't he kick the shit out of the Romans? Turn the other cheek my ass! lol

What's running through her mind...

TheGreatShadow comments on May 3, 2019:

The little black girl is thinking the same. The kid with glasses won't even look at him, and the girl that looks like Wednesday Adams is like "how the fuck is this guy president. The girl to her right is covering her mouth because he can read a childrens book.

Hookers on wheels

TheGreatShadow comments on May 3, 2019:

Some friends and I were going through some boxes from a house she was renting or bought. One box had a business card that was for an exhaust shop. Their slogan was "no muff too tough". Looked it up, it is a legitimate business. They changed it to muffler tho.

Do you like my cupcakes?

TheGreatShadow comments on May 3, 2019:

DOn't like cupcakes. Unless her name is Cupcakes.