Happy birdday

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 11, 2019:

Ironically it is my b day. But I'm not 62.

So, how does it feel now that we now live under a dictatorship since tRump has decapitated our ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 11, 2019:

Not mein...

I had a scammer call my cell phone for the umpteenth time wanting my insurance numbers for a ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 11, 2019:

I've had a similar call. I talked to them and they asked if I had social security. I said no, and they hung up. Unless you are FBI don't claim to be one. That can get you into trouble. What I used to do with scammers is talk in Spanish. Turns out some of them spoke spanish. Oops. Now I speak in Czech. Go to donotcall.gov. Make sure you are on their do not call list. Once you are on the list, and you still get calls like that, you can report them. That number is then reported to the FTB. It takes 5 minutes to do online (if that). I do that often, but these sneaky fuckers change the number all the time. I usually don't answer if I don't know the number. 615 and 352 numbers are common around here, so those I usually answer. I have gotten many calls from those types of numbers, and it is the same robocall!

Grilling out Alaska style...

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 11, 2019:

Can I have some salmon? Tried grilling here not that long ago. Bricketts would not stay lit. :( I love grilling!

Obama Demands to See Trump’s Elementary-School Diploma [newyorker.

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 11, 2019:

Please tell me this is true.

trump the Pimp destroying our EPA Regulations and Laws to create clean drinkable water! This is ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 11, 2019:

No doubt this guy is trying to fuck up our clean water and air. however I think laws are still more strict than one thinks/ here's two instances that happened a while ago. my dad's neighbor put up some irrigation. it was tapped into a creek. he was forced to take it down, and got a fine. it's illegal to collect rain water. I used to borrow a 1350 gallon nurse tank from the Co-Op. I would fill it up at my house with a garden hose at times One time the city stopped by and asked me what I was doing and asked to inspect. I said fine. They just made sure I didn't have any chemicals in the tank, and made sure I had a check valve. These two incidents were a few years ago, so laws probably have changed. Here is something that is currently happening. My former business partner (and two other farmers) are suing the county attorney. She issued a build permit that was not legal for a hog barn. He said that as of now the hog waste was too close to a creek, and the hog waste costed him 80-90K. I know laws for water and air need to be more strict, but when the hell will I ever be able to tell these stories again?

Julian Assange Arrested [m.youtube.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 11, 2019:

Assange has his heart in the right place, but some of the shit he releases should not be.

Why Holocaust Denial is Bad .

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 10, 2019:

The holocaust did happen. Period.

HOT DAMN!! Who's going to GA with me? Grab your AR and lit's go. ?[youtube.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 10, 2019:

Ar-15 is one of the worst things to hunt with. Here in Nebraska you can only have 5 rds for hunting. 30?

Is my naughty look enough for you?

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 10, 2019:

This is how porn movies start. It is also how horror movies start! She is amazing!

What do you have in mind?

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 10, 2019:

Thinking I wish se gave me that look in my bed.

Gotta avoid those tan lines!!

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 10, 2019:

Very sexy girl!

Goodnight Kittez - sometimes you just need a blanket fort - today is one of those days.

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 10, 2019:

I can't deal with the cuteness!

I'll be her superman

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 10, 2019:

Sexy AF!

Just getting comfortable

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 10, 2019:

Very pretty face and hair. Turnoff is you can see her ribs. Needs to gain maybe 10 lbs.

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TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 10, 2019:

I stay away from fried foods. I use an air fryer. :)

I find it interesting that Trump punishes Latin American countries for “allowing” immigrants to ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 10, 2019:

Been trying to get into Canada legally. I only got ahold of one person in canada. The rest of the calls put me on hold, and then it says "sorry this call can not be recieved from this area".

💡. What do you say she is thinking about? What are you thinking?

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 10, 2019:

Wish that was my hand...

Good Morning all.

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 10, 2019:

Personal issues? Just block her. Same goes for her. It says this is not a place for personal issues. If something is bad, just report it.

Please Excuse my Language! How does this fucking media keep covering this lying deceitful ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 10, 2019:

Kickbacks will save your ass.

Hey diddle diddle...

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 10, 2019:

Horse hockey! Kitteah got cow!

The wall ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 10, 2019:

Stealing this for another group. Sorry.

Shhhh.. Don't make a sound, and come with me

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 10, 2019:

Where's the beef? In this case I mean boobs.

Today's sexy young lady has been Ms Caitlin McSwain.

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 10, 2019:

Someone needs to buy her a sandwich. Too skinny.

Why is any form of Socialism in America seen as bad?

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 10, 2019:

Roads, police, army, firefighters... Yeah we need to get rid of them!

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TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 10, 2019:

Holy big breasticals batman! If she was with me I'd never have to buy a pillow...

Well somebody’s not bitter.

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 10, 2019:

It should say PS we get free health care tho! Gotta romance the job description.

I Understand that this Photo is not about Gun Control but it is about the Same Kind of Repugnant ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 10, 2019:

I have not gone fishing in years. Last time I actually fished I was young. Last time I went with a friend and did not bother with a pole. Just there for friends, and to hang out. What really turned me off about fishing is I never caught anything. Except once I snagged a dead carp, and the occasional tree branch. At that point I was like fuck this. Hunting I really don't do. I'd used to go deer hunting, but lots of people ask me for permission to hunt. The only thing I ask other than not destroying the property is if I get some venison out of the deal. My brother-in-law kills for game. He has it processed, and I get free meat1 Not worth freesing my ass off. Only thing I "hunt" is coons and coyotes anymore.

Sorry..just had too..

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 10, 2019:

Stage 5 it turns blue, and is now officially Sonic The Hedgehog cancer. He better get rid of the windmills otherwise Bosley will go out of business1

I haven't been on agnostic much, but a quick reconnect.

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 10, 2019:

No short answer to this. Extensive background checks, mental exam, requiring you to have an approved firearm safe inspected by police. This will not happen in this country for hundreds of years. If the government said today that everyone had to turn in their firearms tomorrow, how many do you think would do so? Also there are so many loopholes it is not funny. Check your local laws. Cracking down on a dirty FFL dealer won't do much. Private sale here is legal (if you are not a felon and is not an illegal firearm). Let me see if I can find the link.

Hypothetical (and scary) question: What do you think will happen if Trump is re-elected in 2020?

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 9, 2019:

Same thing that happened November 22, 1963?

Now with trump destroying our country.

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 9, 2019:

He doesn't think anything he does is wrong! Pull a Nixon and just resign!

?️. Anyone seen my top?

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 9, 2019:

Nope. I didn't steal your top either.

Bad News: Nearly every jurisdiction has held that the word "shall" is confusing because it can also...

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 9, 2019:

As much as I can't stand this guy, I thought the court was using the DICTIONARY verson of the word. https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/shall

?. Here's a cutie from India... You likey?

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 9, 2019:

Nice boobs! If I had to guess (guessing they are natural) she is about 25? Really the only time you see that.

Class vs White Trash? If you agree check out Leftists Group.

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 9, 2019:

Gonna have to do a coin toss to figure out which is smarter...

I don't know what an "Amazon" is, but I think I love it!

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 9, 2019:

You can buy them the best toys on the planet. They end up playing with the box it came in instead...

Hard at work at the White House

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 9, 2019:

Actual video of a trump phone call. Okay just pretend it's him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUvTGY68BSU

Time for a new captcha to validate...seems legit lol

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 9, 2019:

Hey I can actually read that one! Most take 20 times before you can read the damn thing.

It may be terminal..

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 8, 2019:

Poor guys! Both of them. lol

Better Call Saul

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 8, 2019:

He already had a criminal lawyer. lol

So this nazi bitch who put babies in cages is now, according to the orange turd, too soft on ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 8, 2019:

When will he just shut the fuck up?

Oh brother. This was shared 40K times in 2016. smh

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 7, 2019:

I'm more of a christian than that son of a fuck will ever be!

Don Trumpote ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 7, 2019:

I wish I graduated from trump u. That way I could be as smart as him!

Some guys shouldn't be arrested.

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 7, 2019:

Arkansas. That says a lot. You NEVER point a firearm at ANY living thing unless you intend to kill it! That is the cardnial rule. Two dumbfucks there.

Only 4000?

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 6, 2019:

Get 'em Dawkins!

Trump in his early years....

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 6, 2019:

The early years? What has changed? He probably has a bulk tub of that making mini golf clubs at the Oval Office!

Bread in..then it happens

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 6, 2019:

God sends it up to heaven, and replaces it with toast! Duh! Everyone knows that!

Put the blame where it belongs:

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 6, 2019:

Grab 'em by the social security, welfare, and teachers. That should be his new slogan. Oh and most people on welfare are single white mothers. Not illegal Mexicans1

Anyone who thinks Heavy Metal music is not complex should watch some of the work of Two Guys with ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 6, 2019:

Lots of metal is based on classical. Listen to Dissection, In Flames, or At The Gates. Dissection was heavily influenced by classical.

Hide and sleep.

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 6, 2019:

If you don't say awwwwwww you have no soul.

A long distance driver in the States picked up a very attractive hitch hiker, said she was going ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 6, 2019:

Not a joke because things like this do happen. The gal in the pic looks underage tho. Here's a story about bad shit that has happened on the road. A friend of mine owns a trucking company (has about 40 drivers). He said that one time one his drivers got lost in Chicago, and ended up in a residential neighbourhood. A bunch of people were circling around the tractor trailer. Then he heard a loud bang. He went like a bat out of hell. He wasn't particuraly paying attention to a bridge height sigh. He ripped the top of the trailer off, and did not stop for about 10 miles. Never got a ticket or fired because the police officer said that if he was where he thinks he was he did the right thing. I did OTR for a while. Never could sleep in one.

Idiot in chief bowed to Republican interest backing up on closing border but still does insane rant ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 6, 2019:

BUT I WANT MY FUCKING WALL!!!

His worst nightmare!

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 5, 2019:

When I read the title, I thought it would say "truth".

Does anyone here have an insurance policy for carrying?

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 5, 2019:

I was going to make a similar post. USCCA is probably like any other insurance company. They will fuck you even if you have a legit claim. Why are you asking?

This article is scary.

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 5, 2019:

BULLSHIT! He is a STABLE geneasss! Anyone want to help with a straight jacket on gofundme? Found one on eBay. Posted this before... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrnkK2YEcE

The BS is swirling in the wind.

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 5, 2019:

These meme's are blowing up1

That explains it

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Nope. Just like GWB, it's all about the motherfucking oil! Regardless of the flag upon it's soil.

Trump ex-business partner: 10-15 lies per hour!! (Video - 5 min) [cnn.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Fake news! It's CNN! Even tho there are VIDEOS of him saying stupid shit, it's FAKE! The president does NOT have time to watch this fake news! He has astronaut practice in an hour! Or was it golf practice? "row row row"? Have you ever been around a wind turbine. Not loud. Dumbfuck.

I'll have nightmares forever now

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 5, 2019:

That pic is hard to masturbate to. :)

These windmill memes are golden....like the showers the orange blob likes

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Now THAT is funny! Next the dumb son-of-a-bitch will claim wind towers gave him bone spurs!

I'll add a bit more from this article: [salon.

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 5, 2019:

I have #1. Fuck the norms! However I do stupid folkways like holding a door open if they are behind me, and tip...

Soooooo very many

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 3, 2019:

Cute sweater!

Geezus Christ on a llama he’s such an idiot! Windmill sounds cause cancer ? [thehill.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 3, 2019:

Climate change is not real, but this is? Who the fuck is "they"? I don't like to edit posts because I already have a like on it, and it might look like I edited it to make someone like something they don't like. I am waiting for a reply on FB on this shit. They will defend this. No doubt.

Geezus Christ on a llama he’s such an idiot! Windmill sounds cause cancer ? [thehill.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 3, 2019:

If this was not from The Hill, AND it had a video, I would not believe this is true. This is going on FB. This is one of the dumbest things he ever said! The noise he makes causes suicide and potential assassination! FUCK!

Just on the news China has started abusing and jailing it's Muslim population with apparent blessing...

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 3, 2019:

Why does this not shock me on either end?

Gracie is beggggging for food.

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 3, 2019:

My cat is the same way! I leave a full bag of food for her on the floor. She meows all the time! She wants me to put it in the bowl! I wouldn't bother to do so, but she will NOT leave me alone until I do! I just give in. She still bugs me tho. Furry fart.

The New GreenNew Dealing with political incompetence

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 3, 2019:

The road never traveled? If this is true, the roots will crack the rest over time causing more damage.

Last I heard, the backers of the Hollywood Walk of Fame were discussing removing Trump's star ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 3, 2019:

He'd say it was removed because they personally wanted to give it to him. On a somewhat similar note, Cornhusker HWY signs were stolen all the time. I think they renamed it. But that's because people LIKE the Huskers! A friend of mine stole one years ago, and he lost some of his Snap-On sockets in the process. lol

Okay.

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 3, 2019:

Then only Fox would be the one spreading news. For the rest of us that want the real version... we'd have to check twitter.

US Army takes 50 tons of gold from Syria after alleged deal with ISIS

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 3, 2019:

I don't know about the source either, but this is nothing new. It's called "spoils of war". Ever watch the movie 3 Kings or Kelly's Heroes? I don't think either are based on an actual incident,unlike All Quiet On The Western Front. But it does happen. Also military shit gets stolen by soldiers all the time!

Trump stated, in public, that his father was born in Germany.

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 3, 2019:

I had a room mate that literally did NOT know where he was born! Hell, I know where and what year my GREAT grandfather was born! He was born in Howells, NE in 1881. I think what cheeto dick was trying to say is that his dad was of German decent? I'm not defending the dick by any means. I tell people that I am Czech. My bloodline is completely Czech, but I have never been there.

OMG!! The Orange Toddler says "we need to get rid of judges" on the immigration front! ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 2, 2019:

I don't know how credible this source. I hate this son-of-a-fuck more than KK does.

Darn Liberals

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Cool story bro1 Do you know this LIBERAL has a loaded 1911 in my left pocket, and a 9mm compact in the other. Oh and an extra mag in my coat pocket? Cons aren't the only ones that own firearms.

Waiting for 45 to tuck tail and run.

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Fuck uncle bone spurs! Fusk him straight in the goat ass! He will never know how hard it is to sleep with a loaded firearm, and every little thing you hear, you reach for it. One of my Brothers In Arms was over at my house the other day. He passed out and had a seizure. I had to call 911. This is the second time in about a week this has happened. Previous to that I had to take him to the ER. His absys split again. VA isn't covering a fucking thing! That needs to be overturned by the Senate. Fuck! Here is a song that reminds me of these BRAVE HEROS! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1a2A10Gruc

Beards...yes...or no.... [ev.ie]

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 2, 2019:

To each their own. Just measured mine. About 7". That's longer than my... I'll tell you when your older. I have had random gals come over and play with it. Imagine if I were to walk up to a random gal and play with her knockers? I have also had random girls ask me if they can brade it. I say yes. If you ask it's not an issue. Plus when I did security my looks would scare the shit out of people!

"Harry Potter books burned by Polish priests alarmed by magic".

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 2, 2019:

They secretly burned them because Dumbledoor is gay.

Know your head types..

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Hate to tell you, but there is no such thing as a shit head screw! I went to the local hardware store and asked if they exist. I told them "no I saw a pic of one on the internet". Showed this pic, and they said "oh you mean a dick head screw". Said it was in the back and for sale. I ran faster than an olympic sprinter and a cheeta combined!

My G-string is out of tune. It's been hovering around F-sharp all afternoon.

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 1, 2019:

Just go down to the guitar shop and say you need a new g string. WTF it changes it to "string thing". Not g string. Fuck I edited this 3 times. g

The Trump Train [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Mar 31, 2019:

No COD's? No deal! Funny tho.

The timeline of gun laws in America.

TheGreatShadow comments on Mar 31, 2019:

Osawld also bought the pistol he used to kill the police officer via mail order. You still can have a firearm delivered in the mail. UPS will do it, but it has to go to a FFL dealer. Also 1968 was the year that serial numbers were required. As far as tracking firearms, I bought a pistol a few weeks ago. It has not only a serial number, but behind the trigger guard has an electronic serial number! You know the goofy square that you take a pic of and directs you to a website? I don't know what they are called, but I'm sure you know what I am talking about.

Happy weekend

TheGreatShadow comments on Mar 31, 2019:

The second one I have been saying for years.,Almost bought a t with that on it (this was when GWB was in office). The last one is nothing more than awesome sauce!

A sweet beach goer!

TheGreatShadow comments on Mar 31, 2019:

There needs to be beaches in Nebraska...

so this is the real reason!

TheGreatShadow comments on Mar 31, 2019:

I saw a similar meme on FB the other day. I didn't post it because this is no better than trump mocking a disabled reporter.

Too true! Haha

TheGreatShadow comments on Mar 31, 2019:

That literally made me laugh! My cats HAVE made posts on FB! One night I went to sleep and left the laprop open. I was agreeing with a friend that jesus christ is not a name, but a title. I said it would have been something like Jesus son of Joseph (last names weren't common at the time). He said it would be Joshua of Nazareth. Anyways I left the tab open. My cat must have jumped on the keyboard. The next morning there was a post "I" made following. It was something like "asnjgasiknhgaoirfngbaoiewn" Then he said not it was... Then another "iajnsoifrgbnaeoinboaeinb". I had to laugh at that.

????. Put the camera down and get in here...

TheGreatShadow comments on Mar 31, 2019:

With my luck if she said that to me I'd slip and bonk my head on the floor or tub. Then I'd have to explain to the paramedics what happened. That would be awakward. Paramedic "what happened?" Me "we were knocking some out in the shower, I got a little too excited, and slipped".

Raining steadily here by the Clear Creek this late morning.

TheGreatShadow comments on Mar 30, 2019:

The like button is broke, so I can't like. I was maybe about 10 when I bought a pistol crossbow. I even got the extra spring for it. It had something like a 70 lb draw! That would kill someone easily. It was shipped to my dad's house. No questions. I knew where it was, but my dad must have moved it. I believe it was a Cobra brand.

Are there any clever graphic people who could help me?

TheGreatShadow comments on Mar 30, 2019:

Use GIMP. It's a FOSS program.

‘Duck Dynasty’ star fantasizes about the rape and murder of an atheist family.

TheGreatShadow comments on Mar 30, 2019:

The old fuck also compared homosexuality to beastiality. Fuck that asshole!

Trend analysis, anyone?

TheGreatShadow comments on Mar 30, 2019:

Lied on taxes, probably gave him the best diploma from TU, and paid money to keep the report silent.

My dinner this evening at the Assisted Living Dining Room was Beef Sttroganoff with Broccoli that I ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Mar 30, 2019:

This is the 3rd or 4th time someone posted a Sttroganoff recipie in like 2 days. No I REALLY want some! Grocery store doesn't open 'till 8:30 or 9 tho. It's not quite 6. Bet it tasted good!

I love the cats expression

TheGreatShadow comments on Mar 30, 2019:

Get some kitteah! GET SOME! My mom had a Norwegian Forest cat. He was awesome!

In 3 words, go!? I'll start: Oh, okay. AND?! Or Take some jelly!

TheGreatShadow comments on Mar 30, 2019:

Would not reply. 0 words.

Just try to turn your head and you'l be sorry??? booom!

TheGreatShadow comments on Mar 29, 2019:

What? I was looking at her hat!

3 darling tiger cubs make public debut: Meet the rare tiger cubs making their debut at Sydney Zoo ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Mar 29, 2019:

OMFSM! I want! I am going to cry and scream until I get one! Okay I'll settle for an Ocealot. Then get a sign saying "be ware of cat". Intruded thought I was joking...

I count eight

TheGreatShadow comments on Mar 29, 2019:

If I fits, I sits! Furry farts!

Today's Mass Shooting Tracker Thru March 24, 2019 77 shootings in 89 days ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Mar 29, 2019:

Mass shootings went way down this month.

There's one born every minute

TheGreatShadow comments on Mar 29, 2019:

With special guest Carrot Top! Yeah I'd be standing in line for that shit show...

mic drop!

TheGreatShadow comments on Mar 29, 2019:

So tempted to post this on FB, but almost all the replies I get on things like this is "troll put your tin foil hat back on". I post videos of trump actually saying something that goes against a right wingers meme. When proven wrong I usually get "oh, you have to go to youtube" or "oh, you have to go to Snopes', or "oh you have to go t CNN". Not worth trying to argue with them!

Get outta here you green weirdo! ? [facebook.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Mar 29, 2019:

Adorible! I think kitteah got sick of Kermet meme's...