You're loved!

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 25, 2018:

Funny. All I got today was death threats...

Ho is life 👌🏻💯

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 25, 2018:

Gene Simmons daughter?

Happy holidays

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 25, 2018:

Reminds me of one time I was at work some fucker stole my lunch out of the fridge. I had some home made spagetti and meat balls. The fucker left me like 2 meat balls. I couldn't leave the property when on my shift. So I had almost nothing to eat that day. My tactic was to bring in some dummy food, and put it in the fridge. Made with a hell of a lot of exlax. I quit before that happened.

Be careful!

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 25, 2018:

For me it's .04.

That was easier to capture than I thought

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 25, 2018:

5 seconds later they destroyed your tree. lol

Tonight is the night!!

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 25, 2018:

You listen to Cannibal Corpse?

“”Trump takes kids' Santa calls amid shutdown, pretty much blows it”” [boingboing.net]

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 25, 2018:

Please tell me I'm not the only one that laughed at the video.

This is Xmas by John Lennon. a Favorite [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Lennon wasn't the kind of person you think he was. Good music tho.

Canadian Gofundme raise $6 Billion in 2 hours to pay for privacy hedge on US border, we don't to ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 24, 2018:

I know this is a joke, but I wish more americans understood that he is a joke, and lots of other people in the world are making fun of us because he is a dumbfuck.

[nbcnews.

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Do I even want to click on the link? After all the links I've read within the past few days, I don't think I want to read anymore.

Let's support our National Guardswomen

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 24, 2018:

A friend of mine once said being in the Guard means you don't know what the fuck you are doing.

Bahumbug.

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 24, 2018:

I trademarked that word. Suing you after xmas.

Languid Lidded Lass

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 24, 2018:

My name is Mike, and I approved this picture.

GoFundMe page for Ladders to Get Over Trump's Wall [wkrg.

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Posted this. Trump won't get the gofundme to work. Needs to get it from the treasury.

Alegrias by Paco Pena ( I'm no expert, I don't play myself, but this looks pretty impressive to me.

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Very groovy man! I like spanish guitar. I never got good at finger picking. Thanks for the share!

Great strategy!

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 24, 2018:

I ask myself "what would Judas do"...

I hope this post won't be frowned upon too much.

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 24, 2018:

I don't think anyone will find your post offensive.

And upper back, and thighs and neck and glutes too

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Have to post this. Nice cover of hers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGtXlBbWeB4

Oh snap!!!!!

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Raise you. How do you know if a mechanic got laid?

Soundgarden / Fell on Black Days [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Shame Chris killed himself. I still don't understand why. One of my fave SG songs!

Rape has nothing to do with fashion but everything to do with rapists.

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 24, 2018:

For the most part I agree. However, let's face it, a rapist that sees someone dressed in basically a huge blanket has less of a chance of being raped as opposed to someone who dresses scantily. Not I am not telling women how to dress. No I am not defending rapists. Just to make that clear.

Hi gang just a curious questions for men & women what are you looking for in eachother in a ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Someone who is honest, and can pay their fair share of bills. Looks at this point are just a bonus.

They're Fleeing as Fast as They Can

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 24, 2018:

It's a race! I hope I win...

SpaceX Launches Super-Accurate Next-Gen GPS Satellite for US Air Force [space.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Interesting. But why is it only accurate within 20 inches? I had two commercial GPS's. One I used to put on fertilizer (Raven Cruizer II). That was accurate with in 9". I had one for my sprayer (Trimble). I have also used an Outback. I also want to say that was accurate within 9". Those went off of WASS (might be spelled WAAS) satellite (which I've only heard of the S as satellite). It is a government satellite, the same satellite most people use. RTK is far more accurate than that. Sub inch accuracy. That is a private network you need to pay for. The Raven was just a few pennies under 2K. The Outback was about 3.5K. The Trimble was about 15K. I did price a RTK unit from John Deere. With all the bells and whistles, it was around 50K. Not cheap.

This indoctrination of kids is disgusting... [ammoland.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 24, 2018:

What in the actual fuck? Please tell me this is a joke. I was 3 (yes three) when I was first taught how to handle a firearm. It was a Marlin single shot 22 LR. I've never disrespected a firearm. Ever.

It is 2:18 am and insomnia is here to greet me like a loyal friend yet once again.

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Insomnia sucks. I'd give almost anything to be like some people where they consistantly fall asleep before their head hits the pillow. My dad is that way.

And there is this sign!

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 24, 2018:

I bet the sign is pretty effective. Except for gay guys...

Languorous Eyed Lovely

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Very attractive lady.

And don't blame Satan either

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 24, 2018:

January - Constellation​s have no impact on your life whatsoever. February - Constellation​s have no impact on your life whatsoever. March - Constellation​s have no impact on your life whatsoever. April - Constellation​s have no impact on your life whatsoever. May - Constellation​s have no impact on your life whatsoever. June -Constellation​s have no impact on your life whatsoever. July - Constellation​s have no impact on your life whatsoever. August - Constellation​s have no impact on your life whatsoever. September - Constellation​s have no impact on your life whatsoever. October - Constellation​s have no impact on your life whatsoever. November - Constellation​s have no impact on your life whatsoever. December - Constellation​s have no impact on your life whatsoever.

Little Donny should listen to wifey more ... How much worse can it get ? ..

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 24, 2018:

She's as immoral as him.

9/11 and 11/9 -Two Worst Days in US History

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 24, 2018:

True!

That'll teach 'em!

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 24, 2018:

If I had kids and did that, I'd accidentally throw in a real present.

Bit thirsty today?

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 24, 2018:

It reminds me of a tshirt I had. Two cartoon monkeys were on the front. One was laughing at the other that was eating a snow cone. It said yellow snow cones aren't banana flavored.

Shutdown!

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Not all deaths are a tragedy. I don't know anyone that mourns hitlers death.

Haven't heard a lot about the war on Christmas this year, but I post this somewhere every year.

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 24, 2018:

How very true.

Clarence Carter - Back Door Santa [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 24, 2018:

I bet you'd get some interesting results if you typed in Backdoor Santa on a porn site. lol

Roasted Cauliflower Soup from my freezer.

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Sounds interesting! Do you have a recipie?

BREAKING: Trump Throws Out His Defense Secretary Early! [youtube.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 24, 2018:

TYT FTW AGAIN! Good job. Fired someone who already put in a letter of resignation. Good way to use your presidential power.

Does your tree look like this?

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Here's mine. https://www.target.com/p/little-trees-174-black-ice-air-freshener-6pk/-/A-13781238?ref=tgt_adv_XS000000=google_pla_df=tgtao=PLA_Home%2BImprovement%2BShopping=SC_Home%2BImprovement=700000001170770pgs=s=c=9024590=aw.ds=1246978=1247068=1246978=tgt_adv_XS000000=google_pla_df=PLA_Home+Improvement+Shopping=SC_Home+Improvement=700000001170770pgs=s=c=9024590=Cj0KCQiAgf3gBRDtARIsABgdL3lVZEtIng1H3mwwaI7esjXtBHzaLuodVrNlx_l5O9AtbvwuIE6GOncaAu68EALw_wcB=aw.ds

Is there anyone here who has played a Seagull guitar.

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 24, 2018:

I wish I could help you as well. It is a good idea to play the guitar before you buy. I only bought one without playing it. I wasn't disapointed with it. It was a Kerry King Signature Series BC Rich. But you can end up buying something you don't want. It's like buying a car without taking it for a test drive.

She's got a little bit of everything.

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Guess what I'd say if I were the Kool Aid man?

Has anyone here been speed dating events? how did they go?

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 23, 2018:

I wouldn't recommend doing speed when on a date...

When theists try to tell you why you should believe in god.

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 23, 2018:

A friend of mine had the best answer. He had a door-to-door belief pusher once. He said "we're just ready for sacrifice, and we are all out of virgins". Wish I came up with that myself. Sometimes I talk about other similar gods. I almost always get "I'll have to get back to you on that".

DevilDriver - Blur [youtube.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 23, 2018:

I posted that the other day! Good jam. Only song I like by them.

China saves America from itself.

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Holy fuck that made me laugh!

President Obama is playing Santa Claus. [facebook.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Posted that. :P

Make America Great Again!

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Or send 45 a .45. Hope he does the right thing with it...

$5 Billion or a Shutdown

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 22, 2018:

He should put that pistol to his fucking head...

The Best!!

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 22, 2018:

I've got one better. He forgot how to drink water...

Pajama party time !!! Who's coming?

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Don't post things like that...

Obama's mini me lol

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 22, 2018:

noone cares

Opinions please ?

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Details?

The pilot on my recent trip said this and I thought it clever:

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Happy go fuck yourself? I didn't get one. I am offennded.

America (goes down) First! "Mexican Boxer Destroys American Fighter Wearing Trump Wall Shorts"...

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Make Justin do it!

Oh god I want find these girls round the tree in the morning And I am allowed now my wife has ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Are those for me? Please...

Don't let Grandma fool you.

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 21, 2018:

I always wondered why grandma would bake cookies and be pissed if I asked if she wanted me to put her sugar away... Don't think it was sugar...

I ditched a narcissist over a year ago.

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Filthy little broken down see through soul...

Skirty girl

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Cold shower...

What are you cooking for the holidays (besides turkey/ham)? I need inspiration. TIA

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Nothing. Probably just gonna make a sandwitch.

The Difference is Sad and Profound.

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 21, 2018:

But he wasn't making fun of the reporter... Fuck him. Fuck him in his stupid ass. Fuck him all the way to China. Or NK. Either will do. Did I mention fuck him?

Fullofshiticus

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Where's his buddy Bickus Dickus? He's from Wome.

How many lies? The new total? A whopping 7,546 .

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 21, 2018:

I tell lies. I tell the best lies...

Where the hell is he?

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 21, 2018:

She's in my bed recovering from last night. Brown chicken. Brown cow.

Trump and the GOP are playing political games with health care for 17 million people.

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 21, 2018:

The health care program I have had since birth (would be 35 years in April) is being cancled at the end of the year. Premiums went from $200/mo to $700/mo. They paid for 50% of a medical procedure. I had to pay $50 for a doctor visit. Now they pay for 10% of a medical procedure, and $160 for a dr visit. When you have to go to the dr once a month, that adds up! MAKE AMERICA SICK AGAIN! (MASA)

Trump denied again. Supreme court rules against Trump administration. [google.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 21, 2018:

It says I have to pay $1 to keep reeding. Someone give me the lowdown.

The Offspring - I Choose [youtube.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 21, 2018:

One of their best albums. Self titled and Ignition were their best IMHO. Good jam tho! Rock on!

I wonder what the loonie will look like?

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 21, 2018:

The loonie will look like trump. The toonie will have trump an ivanka...

I hate when I have to agree with someone I can't stand, especially the likes of Ann Coulter! In any ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Just because... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfh4Mhp-a6U

Good morning all and oh noooo!! Its pouring outside.

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Morn CB.

Eloquent does not begin to describe the word.

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Is it every time us use an actual penny to buy something? Otherwise I'll tell them to keep the pennies. Last resort... ear plugs cost about a penny. Motherfucker!

What's something unexpected about you?

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Two. That I am a farmer, and like classical music.

Just thought of this anagram. Lame Idealistic Endeavor Spelling out lie from top to bottom.

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Foxtrot Unicorn Charlie Kilo I can do it easily three times. Trump Trump Trump

Hello.......

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Female Al Borland?

What a whack job

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 21, 2018:

I worked for a company as a mechanic that did custom builds as well. Some were for OPD, some Offutt AFB, and many others. This included putting on decals. A manager (while laughing) told me to look at a vehicle that he just put decals on. The company was Wackenhut! He said which way to the Wackenhut. Damn that was funny!

California is getting sued... [ammoland.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Send me a message IF that goes through. Someone sued someone in NYC for spitting on a sidewalk.

What happened to Balou and Anniemae?

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 21, 2018:

InuYasha?

Loopholes in laws when it comes to immigration... [thefederalist.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 21, 2018:

What about loopholes in taxes?????

Goodnight Kittiez

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Looks like Lionel and Phebe! The two white ones.

I was going to post this news item as a comment under the post about the GoFundMe for the wall, but ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 21, 2018:

The plot thickens...

Hello.

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Welcome! I think you will fit in just fine! There are groups that you can join for about any topic you can think of! If you are into computers or guitars, I have groups for those! Have fun on here! ~ Mike

I will accept Christ ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Me too! Gotta take one for the team! Do I have to go to midnight mass?

Bada booooooooom!!

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 20, 2018:

It's the way the camera is positioned. Her body looks smaller, but her booty looks bigger. IRL I bet this in not what you would see.

This is incredible ???

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 20, 2018:

She just gave me a heart attack!

So, I just posted this on Facebook, with the caption, "My only christmas wish".

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 20, 2018:

I don't get what the fixation is with Bond lately (tho I love the movies... I even like the ones with Timmothy Dalton... Fun fact. The last 4 digits of my phone number are 0007. I say the last four as triple 0 7. People think it's a joke. I'm just like Bond, but I have a license to kill people who kill people. Makes me a badass. lol

Are Trump supporters less privileged than we are?

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Didn't read all of it. I'm going with mentally stable (next is not a fucking moron).

Lots of us have joked about it, but now it is true! LMFAO I can't make this shit up! ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 20, 2018:

UPDATE: Now up to 8 million. Think trump is on the list? Didn't think it would grow that much, but with national attention... https://www.cbsnews.com/news/florida-man-starts-gofundme-campaign-for-trump-wall-sets-1-billion-goal/?ftag=CNM-00-10aab6a=61374812

Fair warning

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 20, 2018:

OMFSM that was funny!

It's 007...

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Dude, it's the adderal...

Jim Mattis resigned today - we are well and truly f'd.

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 20, 2018:

I hire the best people. Wait a sec, they either resign or end up in jail. (this works on so many levels)

What a douche! [cnn.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Am I the only one that noticed in the less than 2.5 minutes he talked the dow dropped by about 70 points?

While the Amish community is well established in many areas they are relatively new to my Island.

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 20, 2018:

I've been to Amish country when I was young. We went on a tour. Some actually do have diesel generators at their house. Not many tho. The more you know...

Good morning! Can I pour you a cup of Java?

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Please take my picture down.

Admin especially or anyone who can help, a post has appeared on the gardeners page which looks very ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Report the post.

Just Beautiful!!!

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Stunning!

Two hours of sleep last night.

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Try some apple cider vinagar. Keep it in the freezer. Tastes like shit, but works.

Wow, that could be paint!

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Sexy, but not doing her laundry.

I joined a closed group called "we love president Trump" to see what those people were saying.

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Double checked. Was not able to find that group.

I joined a closed group called "we love president Trump" to see what those people were saying.

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Why would there be a lot of support from the UK? That baffles me. I must check.

While chasing an Armed Criminal.... [cnn.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Not to make light of this tragic situation, but should we ban trains?

Letting go...

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 20, 2018:

The past defines the future, but sometimes you need to leave something behind to be able to grow. - Gaahl