You lying little shit....

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Reminds me of the little Kardashian wearing a Slayer shirt. Here's what Gary wears on stage. https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.EPXrzyMZDztuYohoEYiQOQHaEY=15.1&P=0&w=304&h=181

many of us yesterday

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 19, 2018:

I had to resort to FB. Haven't left a comment on there in months...

And there... some grown men need to learn this.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 19, 2018:

I don't think the president has been told "NO" in his life.

Although they do have an ' official ' video for this song, I like this studio version much better.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Such an underrated band! Forgot about them until someone posted a video of them on here not that long ago. Waffle is their best IMHO.

That would be a no from me dawg...

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Reminds me of a billboard saying "be polite". Someone sprayed "fuck you". below it. > There is a trailer here that takes appliances and whatnot. Just drop it off. Says "METAL ONLY". I'm very tempted to spray it so it says "\m/ METAL ONLY \m/".

It's that time of year..

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Then 2 days after xmas everyone is putting up easter shit.

Dating shouldn't be thus hard.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Luckily I never got a dick pic! Forward it to everyone you know and say who sent it! One night I got a random text from a buddy. It said "Here ya go bud". It was a picture of his ex wife taking a selfie topless! She was the queen of selfies. I forwarded it to another friend, and said here's your new girlfriend. He got alohd of her on FB. And the dumb fuck sent her the picture that I sent him! What a dumbass. He was trying to hook up with her. Dude's got game. LMAO She found out it was me that sent it to him, but I never replied.

Up again with my girl. I think we need a a stronger cough medicine. And I am wide awake.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 19, 2018:

I don't know if you can get it where you are, but if that bad try and get some cough syrup with codene. They don't RX it much here, but from my old apartment I could drive a few miles to the state line and get it OTC.

Fall passed us by

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Halloween in Vegas?

Let's hope he sets the bomb off in fright

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Reminds me of an episode of 1000 Ways To Die. There were two terrorists making a bomb. It was linked to satellite so that it would go off at a specific time. They didn't adjust for DST...

Wow! She's good

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 19, 2018:

My friends sister-in-law named her son Cash. Is that the female version?

Do you think men just want sex without a committed relationship more than women and women want to ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 19, 2018:

I'm gonna say no. Some women only want one night stands. Not every guy just wants sex. Not every gal is looking for the love of her life like in a fairy tail. Me? I have slept with my previous two girlfriends, but never had sex with either.

Goodnight Kitty:

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 18, 2018:

Cute! But wake kitty before kitty wake you!

This is a major rant about men not reading profiles.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 18, 2018:

Same goes for women as well. I've tried online dating. I specifically said "don't use the meetup button" andsend me a message other than saying hi. Guess what? If you can't bother to read a few paragraphs about me,...

Was anyone else locked out of Agnostics? I couldn't log in all afternoon.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 18, 2018:

I think admin is doing some updates. Same problems here.

Ok this may be strange but I am having trouble deciding if I should trim my goatee or keep growing ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 18, 2018:

If you are doing this for the ladies, it depends on her. I don't want to trim my beard. When I do, I feel completely naked. Hate the feeling. Plus some ladies love it. They want to come up and play with my beard. Some want to brade it. Yours looks longer and fuller tho. Got out the tape measurer. From my mouth to bottom of the beard, it's a hair over 4.5".

Aussies rock it

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 18, 2018:

I wonder what else is down under. I hope not a penis. o_0

There's a lot riding on this election...

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 18, 2018:

Does anyone know if I can get an absentee ballot? I'm still registered 80 miles away...

Today my job had a company wide meeting telling us that 200 people were getting laid off ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 18, 2018:

Not at that level. However, I had something similar happen tho. I worked at a shop that laid off half the mechanics one day. I was one of them. The VP came over and said thanks for working for us, we'll give you a call when things pick up. Gave me some unemployment papers, and shook my hand. I was never late, and never missed a day of work. Two days a week, I'd take off 1 hour a week. That was arranged previous to being hired so I'd have enough time to go to class. Another crappy example was when I worked at another shop. I'd always show up there early. I was told to stop showing up so early, and come an hour later. I worked mon-sat every week. One time when it was cold and snowy, my car was acting up. I called the manager saying I'd be late (far earlier than my shift). He said lots of appointments were cancled due to weather, and since I had the longest drive to just stay at home. I wanted to go to a Kiss concert. I asked for one Saturday off. They said it'd be fine. I went to work the next monday. The owner was a complete ass, and said he wanted to talk to me.He said I was fired for "excessive absense". A) they told me to fucking stay home that day. B) They gave me that one Saturday (half day) off! This sneaky fuck wouldn't give me my check (Monday was pay day), until I signed some papers. If I had money saved up, and I flat out didn't hate the place, I would have gotten him for wrongful termination. That's bullshit!

Do you remember any day in your life when you didn't tell a lie, at least a white lie?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 18, 2018:

Compulsive liars are one story. They want to seem like they have more self-importance. If your girl asks "do these pants make my ass look fat"? There is no right answer. Lie like hell, or set the house on fire. It'd be easier dealing with the fire.

Do you have dé·jà vu?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 18, 2018:

I get vu dé·jà. That's the feeling that you get when none of this has ever happened before! Jokes aside, you probably had something similar happen in the past, and just regressed it, and it came back. My guess. I never worried about dé·jà vu tho.

Don’t be fooled: Working Americans are worse off under Trump - The Washington Post

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 18, 2018:

Don't be so negative! He's doing a GREAT job! My health insurance permiums went up by 50%. Was $200, now $300, and less coverage. I've had the SAME insurance policy since birth. Oh, and they are trying to cancle my insurance by the end of the year. I have pre-existing. Yeah, I'm so much better off...

Some say it never happened, Apollo 11 Moon Landing NASA Original Footage.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 18, 2018:

Just went through this shit yesterday! Yes, we landed on the moon. The biggest arguement the guy said was why we didn't go back...

Study: Obama voters switched to Trump because of race - Vox

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 18, 2018:

I don't know how credible Vox is, nor have I heard of any of the 3 people that did the study. I have a hard time that most Obama supporters would switch to trump. Especially for race reasons. Then again there are some Jews that go to Holicaust denial conventions.

Hi I'm new, I made this.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 18, 2018:

Welcom. But yeah whatever you were trying to post isn't showing. I made Shake 'N Bake. Okay I just helped.

What manner of evil is this?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 18, 2018:

Here is the US we call that "snow".

Ohio Cop Uses Words, Not Bullets on 11 Year-Old Carrying Realistic BB Gun

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 18, 2018:

The BB gun wasn't real?

My Birthday is this Saturday.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 18, 2018:

When I go to the bar, I usually have a Jack and Coke. Otherwise you can try a Brandy Alexander. OT Food Magazine renamed the Jack and Coke to The Lemmy.

Name a worse human invention than justification...

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 18, 2018:

Crocks, sniggies, the Ice Capades?

Night coughing. My granddaughter is coughing so much she vomits!

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 18, 2018:

That happens to me almost every day. Been happening for years. Saw a pulmonary specialist. Basically told me tough shit, deal with it.

Not the customer service I was expecting...

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 17, 2018:

Didn't I see this in a "movie"?

When does people believe that there is a god?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 17, 2018:

Terminal disease that can't be cured by medical science? A sense of purpose? Considered the baine of society? Thought of a never-ending life? An invisable object in the sky that always cares for you?

This cracked me up.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 17, 2018:

The 50 degree part in California is true. I had a vehicle go south here in Nebraska. Wind chill was -40. I had to walk a few miles to get help. That sucked!

[friendlyatheist.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 17, 2018:

Didn't bother to read the article. I read one similar not that long ago. Shit like this pisses me off! I bet the author would say something very different if he/she was the victem of sexaul assault. If she says "no", you better stop right there. If she says something like "oh god please don't stop", that is far different.

Or as Malcom X said "We didn't land on Plymouth Rock; the rock was landed on us.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 17, 2018:

I think he did that on his last made for TV stand-Up called "It's Bullshit, And It's Bad For You". I think it was on HBO.

If only :D

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 17, 2018:

Alexi Lahio wears makeup. Looks good in videos, but when I met him, it looks like he'll die at any minute.

Every time I get annoyed by the price of gas, I remind myself that I’m literally paying for liquid...

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 17, 2018:

Meh, adjusted for inflation, fuel is about the same since the pope was a nazi. Go to Europe. They tax fuel very heavily. We don't.

I don't always eat steak....

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 17, 2018:

My cats are sneaky like that! I'm waiting for something to cool, get online, and BAM! Gone! I had a TV dinner once cooling about a foot from me. Cat ate it inches away from me!

Do You Believe The Apollo 11 Moon Landing Actually Happened?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 17, 2018:

Yes we did land on the moon. A friend of mine worked for NASA. My mom met Neil Armstrong. The missions are very expensive. Probably why we weren't back. That has the same logic as flat earthers and people that claim planes can't fly. Also some of the "staged" photos can be explained.

I hate that they put “use by” dates on condoms.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 17, 2018:

Sounds like a good excuse for when "she has a headache". But baby, It says use by... people in Africa would kill for one of these. We don't want to waste! If it works, and after the fact, she looks at the wrapper. THIS EXPIRED A YEAR AGO! lol

Funny thing

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 17, 2018:

I don't know of anyone that uses the word "colored" anymore. Except one guy that made a joke saying "I'm not racist, I have a colored TV". Other than in history books or something, never heard anyone use that word.

I decided to join this group because I am curious if anyone in the group has used return to ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 17, 2018:

I don't know about your original question. I do know what it's like to be on a medical restriction. I had back surgery in 2013, and it relapsed last november. I'm on a 20# weight restriction. Not a hell of a lot of jobs out there that I can do with that, and I am NOT going through another 15,000$ back surgery! Have you tried talking to VR? They help people with disabilities get, and keep, jobs. I'd meet with the guy once a week. It's basically about how to not tell them about a disability in an interview, but not lie about it. Legally they can not ask you about any medical conditions. You don't even need to put your SSN on an app. Just put X's in the box until hired. Then if you get the job, you can explain that you can't do this certian part because of medical. They have to make reasonable accomidations. I did that with one job. It is a lot easier for you to just find a job that will work with your condition, or be upfront rather than try and explain it later.

Antistalking

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Seriously I do that.

Um, not saying we're a second-rate nation or anything, but did you see this POS painting which is ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 16, 2018:

If that is supposed to be George W. on the lower left, he basically called trump an idiot once. Funny.

Good morning from south Florida, where do you live?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Hell when I got up it was about 30.

My Halloween themed movie suggestion for today is "Frankenstein Unbound ".

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Although not a movie, I watch political news coverage. That will scare the shit out of almost anyone!

Science and Humanities

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Think it's bad when your girlfriend gets mad? Wait 'till that fucker is pissed!

Anybody else wish they could just leave the family behind and just drive.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 16, 2018:

If money was no object, I would have moved to the Southwest years ago!

SANCTIMONIOUS: sanc·ti·mo·ni·ous /saNG(k)təˈmōnēəs/ adjective (DEROGATORY): making a ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 16, 2018:

That was a spelling word in HS. The way this teacher did tests wasn't about the spelling. It was what the word meant. Only reason why I know it.

What are you really good at that you wouldn't put on your C. V?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Jacking off and blasphamy. At the same time...

sleeping in science class?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 16, 2018:

This is why we need circular saw restriction!

That stupid meeting again

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Hey man the Fresh Prince of Bel Air was a decent show! It's one of few tv series I liked when I was young, and can still watch today. Giving Will Smith a bad name with the meme. lol

Shut up jackass

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 16, 2018:

That's awesome! I'm saving that for later.

[2acheck.com] What a long list, all that's missing is a list of anti gun rights banks.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 16, 2018:

What's the point of putting their address, website, and phone number on there? Think they will stop if you send them a letter?

Judas Priest - Hellion/Electric Eye [youtube.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 15, 2018:

Judas Preist ROCKS! Some won't listen to them because one was convicted of child molestation. Yes, Rob is gay, but who gives a shit?

Kiss - New York Groove [youtube.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 15, 2018:

It's actually Ace Freley. Whatever. I posted this the other day! GOOD JAM!

Why are you here

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 15, 2018:

Got sick of FB.

Do you like being spontaneous or planning ahead?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 15, 2018:

I plan things months in advance. However, it always turns out to be spontanious!

I think I may have issues with commitment.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 15, 2018:

I'll say something cryptic. It's an elusive emotion...

Thanks for being stupid

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 15, 2018:

I was listening to Number of the Beast by Iron Maiden. Next day I got a check in the mail for $666.00. Was it Satan, or Bruce Dickenson that sent it to me? Oh, it was Farmers Union....

Game time...

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 15, 2018:

I don't think it makes a difference. Breath on that thing wrong, and it'd die!

My new job is managing at a bookstore.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 15, 2018:

Do you happen to have a copy of Hellbent For Cooking? Can't find mine. If you haven't read them, I'd reccomend the Steig Larsson Millenium series. Or The Dice Man by Luke Reinheart.

So a man messaged me earlier.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 15, 2018:

Should have just gone with it. You might have gotten a nice dinner (and boring conversation) out of it for free!

Sorry kitty ?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 15, 2018:

Looks like the thermometer is already there. Judging by the cat's eyes...

Wore my Agnostic.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 15, 2018:

I once wore a Slayer shirt to work with a nazi eagle on it. No one said shit! No, I am not a nazi, nor do I believe in anything they stood for. Jeff and I are (well he died) WWII history buffs.

It’s a match!

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 15, 2018:

I wonder what happened to my reply...

One if my favorite Bob Seger tunes. "Get out of Denver" [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 15, 2018:

Rock 'N Roll Never Forgets

Would someone please tell me how to like a post or comment? Thanks

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Click on the green thumbs up.

Tell me something fun or positive about your weekend.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 14, 2018:

I didn't have to shoot anyone?

He's right :)

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Hi kitty!

Did Jesus actually exist? yes for yes no for no

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Jeebus never did. The Romans kept track of every little thing! Not one note refering to him. Outside of the the bible. No one that wrote the bible ever met him! The earliest was Josephous, which was proven to be a forgery for 100's of years! The earliest of people that wrote the bible was about 40 years AFTER his death!

What is the correct story about 9/11?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Not an inside job. If you want to talk about a conspiracy, gimme thoughts on the JFK assination...

Anyone have recipes for making baby food?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Baby food is mostly just veggies, or fruits put in a blender.

Why is Hilary Clinton hated on?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Probably because a though of a woman president is unthought of? I never thought we'd see a black president. She was exonerated BTW. As far as women hating her, I do not know.

Put on your big girl pants, Melania! Criticism of a public figure is not the same as bullying.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Maybe the widdle snowflake needs to find her widdle safe place? Know what? If you are under any sort of media coverage SOMEOME will heckle you! Here's how Obama handled it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhY9Zxv1-oo

So I went NYC on Thursday, tell Frankie about my condition and when I told him.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 14, 2018:

I don't know about your condition, but at least you have someone that cares for you. Speaking of NYC, I think you might dig this. Positive vibes baby! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKdHy18rZcI

IT'S SNOWING!!!! omg, i'm not ready for this!

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 14, 2018:

SNOW Shit No One Wants!

I can't navigate without a next button. Takes too much time and data. Anyone else have this problem?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 14, 2018:

If there is supposed to be a link or a pic, it isn't showing up.

Why do people lie?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 14, 2018:

A) Get your ass out of trouble. B) Seem like you are more important than you are. C) (as someone mentioned) MONEY!

Who's Worse: Melania or Hillary?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Hillary never worked in the US illegally...

What if USA got rid of the Presidentship and returned to being a British colony?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 14, 2018:

That is a good question. We do have a system of checks and balances. Works great, right!? The POTUS is argueablly the most powerfull person in the world. Too much power for one person. I think the president should be more like a king or queen in the UK. Just a public figure.

Megadeth- Holy Wars [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Not a huge Megadeth fan, but reminds me I need to listen to A Tout Le Mond, and Die Dead Enough.

Smashing Pumpkins-Soma [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 14, 2018:

They were my favorite band 'till I heard Slayer!

Should probably be on the Cheesy Jokes group

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Dude's tenderizing it wrong!

I've run into this guy a few times.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 14, 2018:

I know more than that guy does. If he told me he had a leg cut off, then both of mine were cut off.

Another from Flotsam and Jetsam (not the eels.)

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Damn I was trying to find one song by them the other day. Can't remember the name of the song. They rock live! BTW link doesn't show up.

Dare ya to go trick or treating at that house! Lol

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 14, 2018:

I'm not scared! Know how much damage a shotgun will do to a pumpkin?

Come on you guys!

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Funny story about dildos. My buddy's step dad told me a story about when him, his wife, and a few others went to a sex shop. One lady forgot her ID, and they wouldn't let her in. So she stood outside. His mom found the biggest dildo, and was waving it by the window outside so her friend sould see it. A guy saw what was happening, and said "she must be a freak in the sack". He told me to never tell her that story! I don't think she knows to this day. In other dildo related news. This guy is funny AF! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7BtdJ3m6y4

Implausible deniability ?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Get 'em kitteah!

I used to do a lot of erotic writing back in the day, most paid poorly, but this reminded me of ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Are you the guy that wrote the script for the video of the pizza man that delivered, she couldn't pay, invited him inside instead? No wonder why it didn't pay well. :P

I love this :) The Giant Claw

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 14, 2018:

How'd you get a picture of my ex???

Liked this one!

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Some times the only good part of a movie is in the trailer.

This one time...

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 14, 2018:

LMFAO! That's a saver! I was hoping it didn't say bandcamp because I would have mentioned it. Next time I party, it's with jesus. No wonder why they think is blood is wine. His BAC was just that high!

I said 'watch' my back!

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Unfortunately, I watch peoples backs so they don't stab mine. Very few people in this world I trust.

Filters ruin everygoddamnthing

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 14, 2018:

That's fucked up!

Omg this is hillarus

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Good thing the Devil put the apple there, otherwise none of us would be here! Think about it! After they ate it, they fucked like bunnies 24/7/ lol

Or a Denny's!

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Good ol college days!

We're In This Together, a song by Nine Inch Nails on Spotify

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Great jam. Used to play it for my GF all the time.

What would an angel say? The devil needs to know ?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Lucifer was an angel. God's favorite actually...

The Most Important Scientist You’ve Never Heard Of | Mental Floss

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Norman Borlaug