The guilt is terrible - I forgot your Goodnight Kitty! I hope none of you are awake! Here's ...

Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 18, 2018:

I'm awake lol

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 18, 2018:

@Cutiebeauty Nah. I'm 100% awake right now.

The guilt is terrible - I forgot your Goodnight Kitty! I hope none of you are awake! Here's ...

Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 18, 2018:

I'm awake lol

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 18, 2018:

Get off my insomnia! lol

Day before yesterday I woke up at 5 AM.

Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Drink a pint of something....

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 18, 2018:

@RavenCT Thanks Raven, but it actually works better than any pill. Hate to say it.

Peek a boo!

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Peek a boob...

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 18, 2018:

@Cutiebeauty You never saw that before?

Peek a boo!

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Peek a boob...

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 18, 2018:

@Cutiebeauty Hmmmmm... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfh4Mhp-a6U

Peek a boo!

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Peek a boob...

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 18, 2018:

@Cutiebeauty Out of 100 men surveyed the #1 answer is boob! lol

Peek a boo!

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Peek a boob...

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 18, 2018:

@Cutiebeauty Could if I had one of those as a pillow...

Day before yesterday I woke up at 5 AM.

RavenCT comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Have you had a sleep study and all of that? Or seen a sleep specialist? It can be worth it as some non-traditional meds can work better than the actual sleep meds.. It took me 17 years of not sleeping at night and they found something that makes me sleep (most nights. I still have mid-cycle...

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 18, 2018:

Sleep studies are expensive, and not covered by insuranse. What do you think this is China where we can get universal health!?!?!

Day before yesterday I woke up at 5 AM.

Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Drink a pint of something....

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 18, 2018:

I'm half way through a 30 pack. :( Still not tired.

That's close to what mine is.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Are there negative phone numbers?

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 18, 2018:

@RobertMartin Hey man, I have had some friends that got a number from a wall. I'm 100% not joking. One has an STD.

Among the creepy posts: (this guy played Words with Friends with me.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 17, 2018:

I'd rather die than go to heaven...

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 17, 2018:

@MarianneW I'm the exception. I'd get stuck up there singing "Our God Is An Awesome God" for all eternity...

I have only traveled outside of the US once and that was a humanitarian trip to Mexico back in the ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Egypt? I think it'd be cool to see the pyramids. Just me...

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 17, 2018:

@Carin I'll have to double check and ask her tomorrow, but I believe she went solo. Keep in mind this was half a decade or better before I was born. I said Czech Republic because my mom mentioned it (we are 100% Czech).

I have only traveled outside of the US once and that was a humanitarian trip to Mexico back in the ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Egypt? I think it'd be cool to see the pyramids. Just me...

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 17, 2018:

@Carin My mom visited Egypt in the late 70's. Might have been a different time tho. She liked it. Just got off the phone with her, and she said no issues. If that's not an option, maybe the Czech Republic?

40 cal to the temple. But it was a "joke".

SpikeTalon comments on Nov 17, 2018:

I'm not waiting to be a victim...

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 17, 2018:

Me neither. 12 ga to the right as well as an AR-15. 30-06 to my left...

40 cal to the temple. But it was a "joke".

GipsyOfNewSpain comments on Nov 17, 2018:

It was not a Joke in my case!!! As I see it... people that "joke" with guns... deserve to be "Shot" for Real.

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 17, 2018:

Fucking A right it ain't! This guy isn't allowed around firearms. Period. He's a 4 (four) time felon. A friend of mine showed him some firearms (dumbfuck) he chambered it several times, I knew it was empty. He put it in his butt crack then pulled it out and said "where'd my money?". The owner of the pistol is in CAP. Thinks he's fucking military. They both thought it was funny. If I point the business end of a barrel at any living thing, it means I'm gonna kill it. Pathetic.

Would you take a job working for a faith based company?

bencam4904 comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Having worked for a very catholic funeral home, i found myself mostly keeping to myself to avoid conversations that were likely to create issues with most of the people i worked with. i also found during previous job hunts, that many organizations that have very strong belief/faith, will require ...

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 17, 2018:

That's what I'm afraid of. Them pushing their belief on me.

40 cal to the temple. But it was a "joke".

LiterateHiker comments on Nov 17, 2018:

**Terror on Tibbets Mountain, Cashmere** Five gunshots. On a recent morning, Karen, Sue and I were hiking up Tibbetts Mountain above Cashmere. We panicked at gunshots above us. Were they shooting at us? Shooting over our heads? "HEY!" we yelled. "STOP SHOOTING!" I loudly blew my whistle. We ...

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 17, 2018:

EDIT: didn't see the author and handle were both you. That sucks what you went through.

40 cal to the temple. But it was a "joke".

bigpawbullets comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Are you limiting this to "civilian" life? ;-)

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 17, 2018:

That was kinna my point...

Uhhhh....what????

azzow2 comments on Nov 17, 2018:

So when do they start testing people for mental health issues while driving a 15 hundred pound weapon?

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 17, 2018:

If you are talking about a car, then you are closer to 3K+. But I get your point.

Have been thinking of a possible trip for summer.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 17, 2018:

I've been to every state except Hawaii. For summer maybe Alaska? Depends on what part I guess. I think it's Fairbanks that gets very hot during the summer.

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 17, 2018:

@azzow2 Juneau is cool. It was rumored that Harrison Ford was there when I was.

Have been thinking of a possible trip for summer.

HippieChick58 comments on Nov 17, 2018:

I lived in the Seattle/Tacoma area when my kids were younger. They loved the space needle, and Pike Market. There are great hikes for kids that are not far from Seattle. The Children's Museum is outstanding!! We visited on Christmas eve day in 1993. We followed that with dinner at Ivar's; great ...

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 17, 2018:

@seattlepanda Thought it was Tacoma. I know it's North, but this was 20+ years ago... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_Everett_Factory

Jebus saves!

KKGator comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Jesus saves, but Moses invests. Jesus saves, and Gretsky scores on the rebound!!! That one has always been my personal favorite.

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 17, 2018:

The rest of the catholics steal it directly out of the collection plate...

Have been thinking of a possible trip for summer.

HippieChick58 comments on Nov 17, 2018:

I lived in the Seattle/Tacoma area when my kids were younger. They loved the space needle, and Pike Market. There are great hikes for kids that are not far from Seattle. The Children's Museum is outstanding!! We visited on Christmas eve day in 1993. We followed that with dinner at Ivar's; great ...

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 17, 2018:

@azzow2 That reminds me the worlds largest building is in Tacoma. Boeing facility that you can tour. Been there. Kids might like it. Very cool place.

Have been thinking of a possible trip for summer.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 17, 2018:

I've been to every state except Hawaii. For summer maybe Alaska? Depends on what part I guess. I think it's Fairbanks that gets very hot during the summer.

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 17, 2018:

@azzow2 I actually could have went there for free... and they eat only SPAM. lol

True. [facebook.com]

psycheworks comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Ha! Love the username wtfgop

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 17, 2018:

Ha! Didn't notice that 'till you pointed it out. Good catch!

Good opening lines.

RobertNappi2 comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Hey Baby is that a mirror in your pants...Because I can see myself in them!!!!

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 17, 2018:

Better than "hey baby I just shit in my pants, can I get into yours"?

If you raked around the trees... Not gonna lie. Made me laugh out loud. [facebook.com]

KKGator comments on Nov 17, 2018:

When I heard that, I rolled my eyes so hard, I triggered a migraine. Never in my life, have I ever seen anyone (in any kind of position of power) who was just so utterly clueless about how the real world works. Like even the most basic things, he just doesn't grasp. Stupid fucker doesn't even ...

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 17, 2018:

@KKGator Medicare/Medicade, and social security/disability will all take hits. Hate to say it.

If you raked around the trees... Not gonna lie. Made me laugh out loud. [facebook.com]

OldGoat43 comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Senility, Low IQ or Dementia?

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 17, 2018:

@KKGator Fuck him. It takes a long time to be in a circle of trust with military. Unless if you were there. I'm a a circle with a few. Every once in a while they will talk about Vietnam. That shit is beyond belief. Fuck him.

If you raked around the trees... Not gonna lie. Made me laugh out loud. [facebook.com]

KKGator comments on Nov 17, 2018:

When I heard that, I rolled my eyes so hard, I triggered a migraine. Never in my life, have I ever seen anyone (in any kind of position of power) who was just so utterly clueless about how the real world works. Like even the most basic things, he just doesn't grasp. Stupid fucker doesn't even ...

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 17, 2018:

@RavenCT You lead, I'll follow. If you start it, you'll probably get a lot more members a lot faster. My guitar group finally hit over 50 the other day. Not a hell of a lot of traffic.

If you raked around the trees... Not gonna lie. Made me laugh out loud. [facebook.com]

KKGator comments on Nov 17, 2018:

When I heard that, I rolled my eyes so hard, I triggered a migraine. Never in my life, have I ever seen anyone (in any kind of position of power) who was just so utterly clueless about how the real world works. Like even the most basic things, he just doesn't grasp. Stupid fucker doesn't even ...

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 17, 2018:

@RavenCT Yes. I just don't want it to be a "woe is me" group. Otherwise, I'm down.

The true meaning of X mas.

Boogey comments on Nov 17, 2018:

You bet your sweet ass it is!

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 17, 2018:

@Boogey Good point. lol I trust the opinion of others. :D

If you raked around the trees... Not gonna lie. Made me laugh out loud. [facebook.com]

Boogey comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Invoke the 25th Amendment

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 17, 2018:

Do you think Pence or Ryan would be any better?

The true meaning of X mas.

Boogey comments on Nov 17, 2018:

You bet your sweet ass it is!

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 17, 2018:

My ass ain't sweet. lol

If you raked around the trees... Not gonna lie. Made me laugh out loud. [facebook.com]

KKGator comments on Nov 17, 2018:

When I heard that, I rolled my eyes so hard, I triggered a migraine. Never in my life, have I ever seen anyone (in any kind of position of power) who was just so utterly clueless about how the real world works. Like even the most basic things, he just doesn't grasp. Stupid fucker doesn't even ...

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 17, 2018:

@KKGator Yeah the system sucks. I know 6 people on disability. Only two should actually be on it. One gal gets it because she sprained her wrist. Not joking. She just doesn't want to work. Worst part? A Marine buddy of mine was denied twice. He was wounded 3 times in Iraq and Afghanistan. Last time an IED went off and it wounded/killed 200 US Soldiers. He has shrapnel in his skull. He was denied twice. Finally got it after taking it to court. That's fucking bullshit.

If you raked around the trees... Not gonna lie. Made me laugh out loud. [facebook.com]

KKGator comments on Nov 17, 2018:

When I heard that, I rolled my eyes so hard, I triggered a migraine. Never in my life, have I ever seen anyone (in any kind of position of power) who was just so utterly clueless about how the real world works. Like even the most basic things, he just doesn't grasp. Stupid fucker doesn't even ...

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 17, 2018:

@KKGator With Charity, I blame the parents. It's not like she didn't have the ability to learn, she was just never taught how to do certain things. Derek is another story. One time we were on our way back to my house, and I had problems with the pickup. His mom and step dad came to tow us. My dad's place was only a mile or two from where we were broke down from. Plus I have my shop there, and I wouldn't have to tow it 10+ miles farther. I was gonna take the pilot car to show them where to turn (they didn't know where my dad lives). Last second he wanted me to steer the towed pickup. He knows where my dad lives. He kept on going after the turn and I had to lay on the horn and point to his step-dad where to turn. We got back to my place and not even 30 seconds after we got in the house, he got a call. I could hear a lady yelling "you stupid goddamn motherfucker...". Minutes later he said "that was my mom". lol The guy actually gets a disability check for being stupid. However when he lived with me he made $15.50/hr X40+ hr/week + $300/mo disability. I was building fire trucks working 50 hours/wk and with his disability, he was probably making more than me overall. I've had 3 back procedures. Denied disability twice.

If you raked around the trees... Not gonna lie. Made me laugh out loud. [facebook.com]

KKGator comments on Nov 17, 2018:

When I heard that, I rolled my eyes so hard, I triggered a migraine. Never in my life, have I ever seen anyone (in any kind of position of power) who was just so utterly clueless about how the real world works. Like even the most basic things, he just doesn't grasp. Stupid fucker doesn't even ...

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 17, 2018:

He doesn't know anything about grocery shopping because he probably never had to do it. My old room mate's girlfriend supposedly came from money. One day he asked her to make a frozen pizza. She said she didn't know how. He said to read the back of the box. Minutes later the pizza was burning. He was bitching at her about not checking the pie. She said "you need to check it?". She also didn't know her actual age. She turned 21 and so she got some alcohol. Luckily I didn't buy. It was her 20th birthday. Him. He's another winner. He literally doesn't know where in the fuck he was born! Not joking. When he goes into things like job interviews, he addresses himself as Anthony. He real name is Derek. I thought that was his name for a long time!

If you raked around the trees... Not gonna lie. Made me laugh out loud. [facebook.com]

OldGoat43 comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Senility, Low IQ or Dementia?

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 17, 2018:

Even if it's only one, it's bad enough...

Would you take a job working for a faith based company?

Bierbasstard comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Gotta put food on the table. Fuk'em, best way to spend their donations.

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 17, 2018:

That's kinna the way I feel about it too, but, I also feel that I am computerizing my own values.

The idiots say we can't afford a tax cut, but wanted free college, free universal healthcare, and ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Free? That stuff comes out of taxes like our military, police, roads, schools, libraries, fire departments. The tax cuts are for people that don't deserve them, and don't pay as much as a percent as a min wage worker.

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 17, 2018:

@Wellspring You read that wrong. All those things com from our taxes. Period. Berkshire Hathaway is taxed about 10% and Warren Buffett himself says corporations aren't taxed enough.

Checkmate bitches! This is so true! [facebook.com]

Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Good answer lol

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 17, 2018:

Bloody right!

Haha, that's a good one.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 17, 2018:

No one is trying to take your fucking guns.

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 17, 2018:

@DarrelScott Right next to an insane asylum...

Montezumas revenge!

Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Oh nooo... Two of my favorite things

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 17, 2018:

Stomach ache and shits?

Haha, that's a good one.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 17, 2018:

No one is trying to take your fucking guns.

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 17, 2018:

@DarrelScott Let's just put firearms in vending machines...

Only way he's getting two terms

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 16, 2018:

He's gonna be pissed when he finds out you can't use twitter in prison!!!

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 17, 2018:

@Captnron59 I think regular prisoners do as well. Don' ask me tho, never been, and plan on never being.

Pacific Island Petite

Seeker55 comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Hmmm....define petite. She may be short, but she is well filled out.

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 17, 2018:

Oh, You're the guy that asked me to explain how I liked full sleeves on girls...

Maybe they meant 24/7

Tomfoolery33 comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Surely they knew what this headline was saying!

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 16, 2018:

Meh, I had a science teacher that would tell us to "finger the teacher". Thumbs up, yes, thumbs down, no. School board made him stop saying it a few years after I was out of HS.

I'm going old school! New phones suck! I was the first one around this area to have a smart phone ...

bingst comments on Nov 16, 2018:

But is that the phone itself, an optional app on the phone, or the phone service?

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 16, 2018:

@bingst Talked to verizon... said to do a factory reset. Same bullshit.

I'm going old school! New phones suck! I was the first one around this area to have a smart phone ...

bingst comments on Nov 16, 2018:

But is that the phone itself, an optional app on the phone, or the phone service?

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 16, 2018:

Came with the phone.

I'm going old school! New phones suck! I was the first one around this area to have a smart phone ...

Xanadutoo comments on Nov 16, 2018:

911 should be good .phone 911 and ask to be put through to the number you require .No adverts .lol

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 16, 2018:

@Xanadutoo No worries M8. I don't think this guy will pull any strokes, If so there are two highly trained professionals around here. It'd be easier to make a call first tho...

I'm going old school! New phones suck! I was the first one around this area to have a smart phone ...

Cast1es comments on Nov 16, 2018:

The old ways were better for us . The corporations , milk lmore money out of us , using the new technology . It isn't about what's best for us . It's about how much of your money , they can milk from you .

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 16, 2018:

Yeah, apple has a know history of having "updates" for their phones that make them slower. Hence, you buy the new one... Pathetic.

I'm going old school! New phones suck! I was the first one around this area to have a smart phone ...

Xanadutoo comments on Nov 16, 2018:

911 should be good .phone 911 and ask to be put through to the number you require .No adverts .lol

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 16, 2018:

I understand what you are trying to say, but here's the deal. When you go to make a call, any call, 50% of the time you have to try many times to try and get out of an add. Most times you just have to restart it. This is a paid service from verizon. 911 is significant to me. I have a court order in my left pocket. It's a restraining order. If he contacts me, he's going right to jail. Period. Don't want to fuck with this shit.

"Smoked venison ribs... why not?

steve148 comments on Nov 16, 2018:

I'm interested but I don't think I can find a market that sells it

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 16, 2018:

@steve148 There are so many good shows on Food Network I have hard time keeping track of every show. My bad.

"Smoked venison ribs... why not?

steve148 comments on Nov 16, 2018:

I'm interested but I don't think I can find a market that sells it

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 16, 2018:

@steve148 Yeah but those guys are probably pros. I know several people that can cook game meat like you wouldn't believe. I'm still learning.

"Smoked venison ribs... why not?

steve148 comments on Nov 16, 2018:

I'm interested but I don't think I can find a market that sells it

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 16, 2018:

@steve148 That's actually right. You can't cook venison like beef. It cooks far faster than beef. If you want to make a burger, mix it 50/50 with pork. For a loin or something, marinade is a must. Some say to use milk. Others heavy beer. There is also commercial stuff called Game Tame (which I have not tried).

"Smoked venison ribs... why not?

steve148 comments on Nov 16, 2018:

I'm interested but I don't think I can find a market that sells it

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 16, 2018:

He probably shot the deer himself. The only time I have ever heard of anything venison for sale is Arbys did a limited time burger. I never got a chance to try it. When you process game meat, it says "not for sale". You can give some to your buddies, can't sell it tho. We were supposed to go deer hunting last weekend. Never happened. I want my deer!

Don't you just hate it when you get carded for cereal?

Julie808 comments on Nov 15, 2018:

My drug store cards young punks and little old ladies alike, buying nail polish remover (an ingredient in meth) but so far never have seen for cereal and milk.

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 15, 2018:

I had a hazmat endorsement. A certian amount of nail polish is hazmat.

Don't you just hate it when you get carded for cereal?

kiramea comments on Nov 15, 2018:

I've been carded for compressed air. Something about the propellants being used for huffing.

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 15, 2018:

Yep. One reason why I was carded for spray paint. That and vandalism.

Don't you just hate it when you get carded for cereal?

Sgt_Spanky comments on Nov 15, 2018:

I had to show my passport to buy a box of Count Chocula last week.

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 15, 2018:

@Sgt_Spanky Bullshit! I know white things are okay. PFFFF. Almost had me for a second at first tho.

Don't you just hate it when you get carded for cereal?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Only happens for Lucky Charms in case migrant leprechauns are trying to sneak in. Or Fruit Loops - guess why. Rice Krispies are okay, three little white guys.

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 15, 2018:

But if they are white without visas, I think it's okay. He doesn't want any of those dark skin people here...

Don't you just hate it when you get carded for cereal?

KKGator comments on Nov 15, 2018:

This is why I should be able to follow him around and slap him whenever he lies. Seriously.

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 15, 2018:

Slap? Buy a "belt buckle".

Don't you just hate it when you get carded for cereal?

graceylou comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Hey, you could be a cereal killer.

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 15, 2018:

I'm a cannibalistic cereal killer. I throw it in the trunk, in a bag. Then when I get home slice the top off with a knife. Eat the insides with milk. :D

Don't you just hate it when you get carded for cereal?

Sgt_Spanky comments on Nov 15, 2018:

I had to show my passport to buy a box of Count Chocula last week.

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 15, 2018:

Are you serious?

danica patrick yoga - GROSS! [tse3.mm.bing.net]

Mokvon comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Sarcasm, right?

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 15, 2018:

Yep. Today must be no one gets sarcasm day. Dunno.

Even though it is winter, that doesn't stop me.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Hell yeah! BBQ in the winter!

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 15, 2018:

@GuyKeith I hear ya. In Nebraska we get blizzards as well.

Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up [m.youtube.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Not a very good Rick Roll when you tell us who it is. lol

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 15, 2018:

@Max_d_cat I didn't click on the link. lol

Ashley Force Not a scantily clad pic, but still damn sexy! [a137.idata.over-blog.com]

FIREmedic comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Not that I don’t trust you but clicking on random links can be risky. Might want to try taking a screenshot and just posting that.

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 15, 2018:

Can't take a screenshot, not at my computer. All that pops up is a picture. Plus I don't have to use up the site's bandwith.

danica patrick yoga - GROSS! [tse3.mm.bing.net]

IamNobody comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Danica is the greatest thing that ever happened to auto racing sport. Not only love the sport and the car...the pilot too !!!! I was at Indy 500 speedway the time she almost pulled it off leading at the last two laps only to run out gas. It's a very accurate system, every little thing matters. ...

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 15, 2018:

@IamNobody Her dad is the legendary top fueler John Force.

danica patrick yoga - GROSS! [tse3.mm.bing.net]

IamNobody comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Danica is the greatest thing that ever happened to auto racing sport. Not only love the sport and the car...the pilot too !!!! I was at Indy 500 speedway the time she almost pulled it off leading at the last two laps only to run out gas. It's a very accurate system, every little thing matters. ...

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 15, 2018:

Agreed. What about Ashley Force? One of the tool guys had a barbie doll of her in a flyer. I almost bought it.

danica patrick yoga - GROSS! [tse3.mm.bing.net]

Sticks48 comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Why gross?

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 15, 2018:

Once again, sacrasm.

danica patrick yoga - GROSS! [tse3.mm.bing.net]

Charity comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Danica Patrick is a goddess!

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 15, 2018:

Yes, yes she is.

danica patrick yoga - GROSS! [tse3.mm.bing.net]

Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 15, 2018:

? Gross?

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 15, 2018:

Sarcasm must have not made it to your neck of the woods yet. :D

Hi everyone... My name is goldie... Can I play?

hippydog comments on Nov 14, 2018:

What are we playing?.. never mind, I'm in..

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 15, 2018:

Beat me to it.

Generation Axe tour rocks, if you have a chance, go see them shred! It was really impressive seeing...

nvrnuff comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Who's on the bill?

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 15, 2018:

@SummerKnight looked it up. They are playing Sunday at Des Moines. Only f few hours away. Don't think I'll be able make it tho.

Doesn’t the site require one to be older than 18.

TheMiddleWay comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Yes. This is an 18 and over site. If you find anyone claiming to be underage, report it immediately.

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 14, 2018:

@phxbillcee you don't have a lot of room to talk! I follow your memes. Lol

Doesn’t the site require one to be older than 18.

Admin comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Yes, any site with dating should be 18+. If you see someone under that, let us know. Thanks!

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 14, 2018:

@nvrnuff I don't remember seeing anything like that either. Now I know if someone is under 18 to report.

Doesn’t the site require one to be older than 18.

Admin comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Yes, any site with dating should be 18+. If you see someone under that, let us know. Thanks!

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 14, 2018:

@nvrnuff most sites make you click on something saying you are above X age. Maybe it's only in the TOS?

Doesn’t the site require one to be older than 18.

TheMiddleWay comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Yes. This is an 18 and over site. If you find anyone claiming to be underage, report it immediately.

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 14, 2018:

I'm 12. Lol

Happy Humpday!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Hmmm, what is that yoga position in the last photo called???

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 14, 2018:

Your gonna pay child support for the next 18 years?

SOMNAMBULISM: som-nam-bu-lism.

WarmFluffy comments on Nov 14, 2018:

There was one in the dorms. She'd get up and walk into another nice ladies room who realized she was sleep walking and didn't disturb her. I wonder why it's important not to wake them up. It seems dangerous.

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 14, 2018:

Someone once woke me when I was sleep walking. I'm alive to tell the tale.

I just want everybody to know I put the fun in Dysfunctional

Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 14, 2018:

That guy asked me out once!! ????

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 14, 2018:

No one forced you to say yes. ?

My Humps - Alanis Morissette covers the Black Eyed Peas, hilarity ensues [m.youtube.com]

FrayedBear comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Why would anyone want to download this legally or illegally?

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 14, 2018:

Couldn't watch it all. Children of Bodoms cover of Oops I Did it Again was funny!

Can you help me with my blouse?

MojoDave comments on Nov 13, 2018:

I'll volunteer anywhere I'm needed. ;-)

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 14, 2018:

Nursing home?

I'm curious. How do you ever face your trauma and get over it?

Residualspirit comments on Nov 13, 2018:

There is no hard and fast rule. Some people research the personality types and some read self help books. Some help out at shelters or join groups. Some get fit learn self defence some may keep talking and jeep verifying themselves for half a lifetime it's your journey.

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 13, 2018:

Yes, there is no "one size fits all" for something like this. For me it's just time.

Pocahotness 1 (L) or Pocahotness 2 (R)?

Mitch07102 comments on Nov 13, 2018:

This post is inappropriate. Exploitation at its worst. I'm sure you did not intend to ; please take it down.

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 13, 2018:

@kasmian In HS our mascot was the Warriors (now the Patriots). A radio show Todd N Tyler mention on their show once that there is a Native school that named their team the Fightin' Whities. It backfired, and ended up selling them like hotcakes! They still sell them, and use it to fund programs for the school. They put a type of disclaimer on the shirt to the white supremisists didn't use it to fit their agenda.

Yes... I'm at it yet again...

Seeker55 comments on Nov 12, 2018:

I think corsets are my most favorite piece of female clothing. Kudos the person who created them!

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 12, 2018:

Wanna buy me ex gfs corset she left at my place? Give you a good deal...

The difference between Americans and Brits?

Captnron59 comments on Nov 12, 2018:

Just don't pet him

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 12, 2018:

@phxbillcee pussy. Lol :p

& uphill both ways!

ArdentAtheist comments on Nov 12, 2018:

But seriously, my kids have no idea!

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 12, 2018:

@ArdentAtheist if you steal, may you steal a woman's heart. If you cheat, my you cheat death. If you fight, may you fight for a brother. If you drink, may you drink with me.

Before or after the chili feed.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 12, 2018:

That is one fun bar!!! Unless it's a gay bar, then...

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 12, 2018:

@mistymoon77 you say winner, I say looser...

The difference between Americans and Brits?

Captnron59 comments on Nov 12, 2018:

Just don't pet him

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 12, 2018:

@phxbillcee I had a friend that had a wild coon as a pet.

Need some suggestions for a keyboard.

misterinvisible comments on Nov 12, 2018:

It may not be the keyboard.. I'm going to make the assumption that it's wired, and it's possible that you have a device conflict. Have you tried trouble shooting it at all?

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 12, 2018:

@misterinvisible it's possible, but the pcie bus runs independent of the other. Dunno. Could just try and plug it into another box. Be easier.

This HP laptop is driving me nuts.

sewchick57 comments on Sep 16, 2018:

Windows 10. It's got all kinds of crap on it that I'll never use.

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 12, 2018:

@misterinvisible I made a joke to someone about borrowing their os and he took it personally. Unfortunately there are some programs that you need windows for. My second degree would have been as a software engineer.

This HP laptop is driving me nuts.

sewchick57 comments on Sep 16, 2018:

Windows 10. It's got all kinds of crap on it that I'll never use.

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 12, 2018:

@misterinvisible been using it off and on since 2002. Knoppix was the first I used. I primary use a debian variant.

& uphill both ways!

ArdentAtheist comments on Nov 12, 2018:

But seriously, my kids have no idea!

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 12, 2018:

@ArdentAtheist were the Vikings there?

Anyone having this for Turkey Day?

BufftonBeotch comments on Nov 11, 2018:

I have eaten possum a few times and in a stew and well cooked. Not that ghastly thing. I was taught that one of the worst manners ever was to turn up your nose and refuse food put in front of you. You thank them for feeding you. I've eaten many things I would not have chosen. I'm sorry, ...

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 11, 2018:

@BufftonBeotch Baybe in the South. :P I have aligator jerkey before tho. spendy.

Anyone having this for Turkey Day?

BufftonBeotch comments on Nov 11, 2018:

I have eaten possum a few times and in a stew and well cooked. Not that ghastly thing. I was taught that one of the worst manners ever was to turn up your nose and refuse food put in front of you. You thank them for feeding you. I've eaten many things I would not have chosen. I'm sorry, ...

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 11, 2018:

Possums are the only marsupial indigenious the US. HAHA! They got you! ") OT my Grandmother would eat cow tongue. She grew up during the first depression...

Anyone having this for Turkey Day?

FrayedBear comments on Nov 11, 2018:

It looks good and well roasted. Our First Nations People traditionally cook their meat - kangaroo, possum, snake, emu, crocodile, witchery grub very rare as they simply throw it on the open fire unwrapped pulling it off to eat before it is blackened and charred all through. In the case of kangaroo ...

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 11, 2018:

Elk, antelope, moose, venison, rabbit, and things like that are okay. Anyone feeds me a Rocky Mountain Ossister.... they're a dead man.

This is the results of a coyote attack on my Specks, she had her throat opened up and her trachea ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 10, 2018:

That's why in Nebraska if you a coyote attacking you can shoot it. No permit needed. Unless of course you can't shoot in town tho.

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 11, 2018:

@HeathenFarmer Yeah, 'rund here grain prices are suffering. That's why I don' farm anymore. $3.25/bu to produce and the elevator pays $2.90 (USO). Produce a coulpe thousand bu. of corn (we produce a lot of beans as well), and that can put in a world of hurt. Fast. We're getting around 220-240 bu. on dry land. Some irrigated claim 350 or better. Can't remember what I sold my last bales for.

This is the results of a coyote attack on my Specks, she had her throat opened up and her trachea ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 10, 2018:

That's why in Nebraska if you a coyote attacking you can shoot it. No permit needed. Unless of course you can't shoot in town tho.

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 11, 2018:

@HeathenFarmer As a farmer I managed and partially operated 4 farms. Some of it was custom for my business partner. Other custom farming was done for neignbours. Had a farmer driving a semi while I was going west when he was going east. I was checking frenses. He asked if I had a rifle. I said "no not on me". Next time you come up here you can shoot any cayote on any of our land we want. I was on a gravel road (public). OT How'd the crops yeild up there up North? We are still combining in the snow and will probably be doing it until the end of year! Sometimes after....

Anyone having this for Turkey Day?

Paracosm comments on Nov 11, 2018:

I was looking for new ideas but I think I'll pass on this one. Lol

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 11, 2018:

I agree. I bet I know someone that will (or has) tried similar. This guy can make ground venison taste like a very tasty beef burger!

Whats the best chat up line that you have used or used on you that works?

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 11, 2018:

Hey baby, I just shit in my pants. Can I get into yours?

TheGreatShadow replies on Nov 11, 2018:

@Xanadutoo If that ever helps you, please don't let me know. I did have a friend (who is probably in his 70's by now) said he used a good one. A gal walked up and said "you smell good! What are your wearing". He said "a hard-on but I didn't think you could smell it". Didn't work Worst one I used is when I saw two good looking girls at a bar by themselves in a corner of a beer garden. I walked up and said " HEY YOU ARE THOSE GIRLS FROM THE BAR"! They said "which one"? I said "this one". Seriously if you want to make conversation, say something like "I like that book", or whatever.