Yoga in the morning anyone

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 5, 2018:

Reminds me of a "movie" I once saw...

Be warned... Giggles

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 5, 2018:

HA! I told one of my ex's to not text me at work. She did it all the time anyways. By boss was an asshole. So on friday saturday night I'd text her late. I broke up with her because she would constantly talk about her ex. I told her to fuck Sean and leave me alone. Done. Deleted her number. Few years later, I was in a hotel. Had the phone in my pocket. It showed I had a missed call. Pocket call. I didn't know the number, but it showed I recieved some messages from this person previous. Didn't put 2+2 together right away. I got a lot of lovely voice messages after that!

20 years WOW !!! ?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 5, 2018:

But you still don't have the sweet style of walking down the street with a boom box. lol

HA HA HA speaks for its self

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 5, 2018:

I'd rather die than go to heaven...

Coulda fooled me!

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 5, 2018:

When I did security several people thought I was a police officer. One time I just got off work, and someone said hey officer I have a question. I said talk to the police. Could you imagine what would happen if I drove my P71 to and from work? Also there is a lady here that has a charger that looks like a police vehicle. The plate says "nopopo".

Tell me about a time you got stitches or had a broken bone.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 5, 2018:

Last time was probably when I had back surgery. Before that when I broke my leg.

Sorry... Not sorry

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 5, 2018:

Yep. Last three were disasters.,

Hospital bills.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 5, 2018:

That's no bullshit. I needed an ultrasound done. Less than 12 hours before the appointment, they wanted about $750 in cash! That's WITH insurance!

Today's mood. Okay, fine. Everyday's mood.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 5, 2018:

Replace bitch with dick, and that's me!

I have given up on dating sites.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 5, 2018:

You're probably right. Online dating won't work for me. I live in a village of 600 people. Options are limited. I tried it wien I lived in Los Angeles and Omaha. Never even met one person. I have gotten a few dates tho, and I ended up dumping every one of them. Mostly what happens is if someone does reply, you get a couple messages. Then they just stop responding. I mostly don't get replies. Not because of my looks or what I say. I've tried everything from just saying hi, to telling he what I like about her profile. Meeting someone in the traditional way is easier.

..and I am an offender

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 5, 2018:

Or oh myself works as well.

Greetings from Québec. Y'a-t-il des membres francophones ici?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 5, 2018:

Greetings from the US!

Should prostitution be legal?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 5, 2018:

In Nevada it is.

Sure..why not? At night...lol

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 5, 2018:

No one is awake right now around here. Gimme 10K.

So, what you got? ;)

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Damnit! Wanted $5, but the microscope can't find my penis.

It's been a while since I posted on here.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Nothing wrong with being gay. However, you are probably in the wrong part of the US. The christian part is quite weird.

My local news just reported that the US leads the world in the number of people accidentally killed ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 4, 2018:

A link would help...

Who would have known?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Even when I was young and catholic, we'd hide from those fuckers!

I'm curious how many local KC and surrounding area people there are on this site.?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 4, 2018:

There are a few people that have hooded up on here. Try POF maybe? No way in fucking hell I'm going to KC without a pistol! Hate that place.

Mitch McConnell, the man who broke America - The Washington Post

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 4, 2018:

That article is about 18 months old.

Ohh I've waiting for a sale!

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Did Fox cover that to get peoples attention away from the presidential scandal?

Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc. [youtube.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Someone posted a Gorillaz song a day or so ago. I couldn't remember what song I liked. Haven't heard them in a long time!

Have been having bad pain issues all day feels like I got a bullet in my back.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Welcome to my nightmare.

Wow! What do I say?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 4, 2018:

That shit is fucked up! Yes, you are attractive, but why would someone say you should be raped!?!?! And you got suspended? Also, I don't see Raven as going against you.

One thing North America does NOT do bigger and better than the UK is.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 4, 2018:

God, I was just bitching about this the other day! We do have you beat in wars, deficit & debt, infant mortality rates. Wait a sec... Those aren't things to brag about.

Did you know then that the idiot wouldn't listen? [msn.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 4, 2018:

He was probably never told no in his life. Why would he listen. Good job Nebraska for basically calling him a dumbfuck!

What was the first album you ever bought?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Damn, good question! I've bought hundreds of albums. The first one was probably some country or rap band I don't/won't listen to.

What is law? Is it " to uphold the moral values of society" or is it "to prevent harm to others?"

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 4, 2018:

A little of both. But, It's supposed to protect people. Take for example gay marrige. Who is that protecting? Protecting the christian values.

We have to get rid of trump

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Should have happened about 70 years ago...

Drug Court and Alcoholics Anonymous

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 4, 2018:

It's faith-based. It's bullshit! A good friende of mine (who was an athiest) claimed it isn't. I got a DUI over 10 years ago. Had to got to classes... we all had the chance of watching a movie, or an AA class. Almost everyone wanted to go, so we all went. At the end they wanted us to do the lords prayer. Myself and two others refused. Guess what we did after the meeting? Went to a strip club and drank beer!

What happens when Kellyanne Conway, Sean Hannity, Alex Jones, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, and Trump all ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 4, 2018:

If Palin and Bauchmen made statements... Let's just say the grocery store would be out of popcorn...

I've just been diagnosed with bipolar disorder and am seeking therapy to improve my coping skills.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Find another therapist ASAP!

Britian is having a terrible time with their Muslims.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Which country should we send them to? Lots of middle Eastern Countries are.

UN court orders US to lift sanctions on Iran tied to humanitarian efforts – POLITICO

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 4, 2018:

I didn't bother to read the entire article. Almost everything this guy says, or does makes me ashamed to say I'm an American! Find me a nice French-Canadian girl... I'll move there in a heartbeat!

Good Podcasts to listen to?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 4, 2018:

Chariots of Iron was a good one. Haven't heard them in years tho. Todd and Tyler is okay. They aren't as funny as they were a decade ago. https://www.tntradioempire.com/

Can't stand the heat

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 3, 2018:

I can't put a motor with batteries in my penis!

Watch out for those OG squirrels!

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 3, 2018:

Stands no chance...

Seven Nation Army - Vintage New Orleans Dirge White Stripes Cover ft. Haley Reinhart [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 3, 2018:

I haven't heard that song in years! Or onything by the band. This has been going on constantly the last couple days. Good jam!

Confession time: I haven't drank a beer since 1996.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 3, 2018:

Spaten Optimator. It's a dopple bock.

Partnership Not Ownership

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 3, 2018:

That's the kind of relationship I want. Then when she gets back, just ask her if she had a good time.

I haven't taken a toke in more than 30 years but these idiots are driving me to the brink with their...

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 3, 2018:

I'm sorry. But about 70% of us don't support his ass! I did have a shirt with a red maple leaf that said "legalize it". lol

[youtu.be] queens of stone age: no one knows. I love this song, it's like a crazy dream.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 3, 2018:

Another song I haven't heard in a long time! That's been happening on here lately. Forgot about them. I think that was the only song that got any air play.

image for Trump supporters

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 3, 2018:

Yeah, just found out today that my health insurance I've had since birth will be cancled in December. Good job repealing the ACA! I have pre-existing.

possum's garbage

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 3, 2018:

Shoot 'em.

Did you get your orange alert?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 3, 2018:

No I didn't get anything.

I had an appointment with my shrink this morning, and they gave me the whole day off.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 3, 2018:

Dexter is an awesome show! Any time I have to go to the dr, I take the whole day off. They can't fire you if you have a doctor's note!

Why the tRump administration didn't show up for transition briefings.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 3, 2018:

He doesn't bother to go to daily security breifings! He already knows what is going on! Fuck me jesus!

What a great ad if Sid the clown promoted this one. (Rob Zombie movie fans will know)

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 3, 2018:

So what happens after you eat it? I'm bad at reading directions.

[newsweek.com] Brett Kavanaugh info

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Info.

Great problem solving skills ?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 2, 2018:

I think she is annoying as hell! I'd kick her out...

It's either water or Coors Light

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Vodka?

45 may be in some real tax trouble.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 2, 2018:

I just posted a similar post from CNN. OT a friend of mine lived in Ventura.

Soundgarden - Burden in My Hand [youtube.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 2, 2018:

good jam, but I still can't believe Chris killed himself.

Just when you thought Trump could go no lower he does.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 2, 2018:

The video won't load for me. Good to see another person on here from River City!

Hellfire and damnation

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Reminds me I need to listen to more 1349...

A rite of passage? ?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 2, 2018:

In a lot of ways, I think this meme might be true...

What Have I Done? by Kittie [youtube.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Damn! I haven't heard Kittie in like 10 years! Good share! This has been happening a lot lately. Bands I listened to back and the day, lost popularity, etc, shows up on here. Thanks for the share.

Any Toronto members??

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 2, 2018:

I lived in Ontario for a while. Ontario, California... There is a group on here called "Canada, Eh?". Might want to check it out.

For the last time....... go the fuck to sleep

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Even if he was, he'd forget why in the fuck he was in the coset in the first place! SHARRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Kitty time Tux is looking for more treats, Stripes is wondering what that lizard is doing outside, ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 2, 2018:

I have 2 cats and 4 cat condos. Fuckers almost conpletley destroyed all 4!

Think about this... If you steal 400 guns, what is your rationale? [cnn.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 2, 2018:

First and foremost, I hope all the firearms are recovered! If stolen, they will probably end up in the hands of bad people. I also want the rightful firearm owner to get it back! What will probably happen (granted the guy in custody was involved), is that he will take a plea baron to rat anyone else involved. If the guy isn't a felon, he will be. If so, he fucked. I don't think 2 people did that alone. More people had to be involved. I don't know about how they got in. If the firearms weren't secured in a safe, is part of the problem on UPS? Thoughts?

Goodnight Kitty:

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Kitty! Tell him/her I said hi! Not now don't wake it up! Is the kitty a mane coon by chance? I noticed the tuffs. The hair doesn't look long enought to be a Norwegian forest cat.

Y we are trying to find X

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 2, 2018:

I'm learning common core! We don't use that crap!

@TheGreatShadow You asked about reverse image search in another group and then mentioned this one - ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Thanks for the post! I did track a company that was spying on me. I got the address, IP and Suite it came from. Sent an email, and they stopped. I've done a bit of anti-forensics. Recovering files, auditing my internet, and encryption. This I didn't know! I made a web site years ago. I wrote it. Didn't use the GUI web builder(s) that are popular. I was on another website asking for advice/thoughts. One guy said that the main pic was using up too much bandwith. He posted a screenshot of all the details, including the time and date of when it was taken! They say you learn something new every day. Thanks again!

That's some pear!

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Looks like it belongs in a rap music video. lol

Now that you mention it... ?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 2, 2018:

HAHA! That's why I'm hardly on there.

[youtu.be] Eurythmics- Sweet Dreams

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 2, 2018:

The original is good, but I like this version as well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHRyMcH6WMM

This is Wall-E. The previous homeowners left a couple cats here and he has adopted us.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 2, 2018:

In Soviet Russia cat adopt YOU!! You are now a forever slave. lol

If you could know the exact time of your death, would you want to know?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 2, 2018:

No. The only thing is I hope it comes when I am asleep. No terminal disease or anything. Just go peacefully. Without pain.

Changing music history.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Sadly they are all texting each other...

About life

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Depends on the degree. Mine is near useless as far as money comes (automotive technology). First job I got I was offered $8/hr. Might as well have dropped out of HS, got a job, and worked my way up. Why I'm going back to college for a second degree.

British boy's school circa 1941.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 2, 2018:

So why is it so hard in the UK to get a firearm? Most police officers don't have one.

Or,..."He could have been worse!"

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Better yet, just have a tomb stone that has an arrow that points to another that says "I'm with stupid". lol

I hate tailgaters....

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 2, 2018:

If I flew a broom, I'd think twice about doing a brake check!

I'm your life coach now!

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Well Life Coach, you've got your work cut out for you!

...........

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 2, 2018:

I once called into work saying "I'm not going to be in today, or any other day". The manager asked if there was anything they could do for me. I said no.

You'll have to be clever for me today. I've run out of pithy sayings...

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 2, 2018:

That happens when I have something important to do the next day. I'm so worried about oversleeping.

Uncanny...

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Hello. My name is Inego Montoya. You didn't watch the movie? PREPAIR TO DOE! lol I watched that movie the other day! I don't know how many times I've watched it! Never gets old.

Blasphemous!

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 2, 2018:

Yes, and he still scares little kids. AND adults.

I have never blocked anyone, and I don't know how, but I think I need to.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 2, 2018:

It seems like blocking people, and trolls are common on here lately. I've only blocked one person on any site. That was for legal reasons. Otherwise, I just scroll.

How many people have seen this, or plan to see it? Fahrenheit 11/9 [ruthlessreviews.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 1, 2018:

Not really a fan of Moore. But Sicko... he hit the nail on the head.

I have noticed a few fake profiles creeping in.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 1, 2018:

I've noticed that there have been several new members that make a post with only one sentence. It's stupid, and I think they are trolls. Several people have commented on their posts. Nothing good.

The real deal.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 1, 2018:

Next time, please don't write a novel.

I remember all the brainwashing and bullshit I had to endure as a child.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 1, 2018:

You went to CCD as well? I made a rant about it a few days ago. I don't even know what CCD stands for!

What's worse?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 1, 2018:

None of the 3 are cool. But physical abuse... let's say ER visits aren't cheap.

Do you think Satan and Santa ever get each other's mail?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 1, 2018:

LULZ! Now I won't be able to sleep at night until I figure this out! lol

One picture worth 1000 words.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 1, 2018:

Saw this earlier on this forum. My reply was "wait 'till the chloform wears off".

@EricTrommater This is for you.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 1, 2018:

No, no, no, no!

What a cute little guy with a great message.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 1, 2018:

I just dump them...

Unpopular Opinions I know you got 'em, what are they?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 1, 2018:

The JFK assassination. Oswald could have not pulled that off alone!

Lets get to know each other

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 1, 2018:

Next time, please don't write a novel.

Are you sexually active? ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 1, 2018:

Me? no. Him? Every day.

Catholic priest hospitalized to have a crucifix removed from his rectum

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 1, 2018:

He slipped and fell.

There are many intelligent and thoughtful members on this site.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 1, 2018:

I've mentioned this the other day. Just scroll...

What mormons believe? [youtube.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 1, 2018:

Special glasses and magic underpants?

No words needed

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 1, 2018:

Wait 'till the chloroform wears off!

Now that we have an industrialised world and the means to grow enough food, have enough housing, and...

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 1, 2018:

We have a huge surplus of corn in the US. We don't know what to do with it! We are the biggest corn producer in the world! However, due to cost, or politics, we can't ship it to starving countries! I don't think any human should go hungry. This drove grain prices below the cost of production. If you have a roof over your head, and enough to eat every day, you are roughly one of the 50% wealthiest people in the world! Keep that in mind.

Someone had too much fun at the bookstore...

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 1, 2018:

I throw them in the trash every time I'm in a hotel. One better... I was hanging out with Kerry from Tyr. He told me that one time he was on tour with a Black Metal band (can't remember which one he said). Claims the guy took a bible, went to the bathroom, and ejaculated on it! Then put it back in the draw! That's class! lol

I am feeling encouraged.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 1, 2018:

Wish you the best!!!!

Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 1, 2018:

Is there supposed to be a picture or a link?