Ladies the 1 reason to date me is...... Drumroll..... I put the toilet seat down.

Carin comments on Oct 14, 2018:

I'm sure there are are even better reasons than that!

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 14, 2018:

Many. I just thought people would get a kick out of that.

Or a Denny's!

Umbral comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Where's the gun?

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 14, 2018:

Got drunk and lost it?

Nursery rhymes

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 12, 2018:

Jack and Jill went up the hill so he could lick her candy But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock 'Cause Jill's real name was Randy

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 13, 2018:

@Captnron59 I... err... mean Jack won't fall for that shit again!

What would an angel say? The devil needs to know ?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Lucifer was an angel. God's favorite actually...

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 13, 2018:

@DenoPenno Never heard the Mormon version.

What do you do to kill time before work?

Echo7 comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Invest in tablet with keyboard case. Typing easily on the go. Watching videos without squinting at time screen

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 13, 2018:

@Echo7 Worst I can do is ask. I'm pretty sure they'll say no. But if they need help, they might. IDK

New problem that just started happening.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 13, 2018:

I spoke too soon. It stopped, now it's doing it again!

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 13, 2018:

@hankster Gotta blame someone for everything. I'm blaming the Russians...

Ladies the 1 reason to date me is...... Drumroll..... I put the toilet seat down.

MarlaRochelle comments on Oct 13, 2018:

You replace the toilet paper or leave the old roll on?

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 13, 2018:

R&R.

Ladies the 1 reason to date me is...... Drumroll..... I put the toilet seat down.

TheDoubter comments on Oct 13, 2018:

I keep seat and lid down when not in use

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 13, 2018:

Yeah, if you keep the lid down when in use... that's a very different story. lol

New problem that just started happening.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 13, 2018:

The problem might be solved? It did that maybe half a dozen times in a row! Now it works. I haven't restarted my computer, or the browser. I don't know what happened. Didn't try debugging or anything. No updates of any kind.

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 13, 2018:

@bingst Methinks you be correct. That's what I was thinking.

New problem that just started happening.

bingst comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Using Firefox and an ubuntu derived distro, and I'm not seeing this problem, neither from the alerts popup nor the alerts page.

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 13, 2018:

@jorj I forgot about distrowatch! Great site!

New problem that just started happening.

bingst comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Using Firefox and an ubuntu derived distro, and I'm not seeing this problem, neither from the alerts popup nor the alerts page.

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 13, 2018:

@jorj Ubuntu is a hog, but not anywhere as close to as bad as win 10! I like Lubuntu. However, I can't get certain drivers or apps to work.

Ladies the 1 reason to date me is...... Drumroll..... I put the toilet seat down.

MarcT comments on Oct 13, 2018:

I not only put the seat down, I put the lid down too. But that’s just because I don’t like looking in the toilet.

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 13, 2018:

I got in the habbit of doing that because I had a tiny kitten in my house. Leave the seat and lid up, and they will jump on it. They see their reflection in the water, and could jump in and drown.

Slayer-Spill the Blood [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Overall, good jam. I love the arpeggio in the beginning. Very fun to play. Jeff was the shit.

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 13, 2018:

@MichelleGar1 Just for you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukavhoQbgyU

Ladies the 1 reason to date me is...... Drumroll..... I put the toilet seat down.

Cutiebeauty comments on Oct 13, 2018:

It isnt funny when a woman sits down to poop then falls in the bowl... ? wait a minute, it is kinda funny... A little bit ?

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 13, 2018:

Check before you sit! lol Plus girls don't poop!

Slayer-Spill the Blood [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Overall, good jam. I love the arpeggio in the beginning. Very fun to play. Jeff was the shit.

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 13, 2018:

@MichelleGar1 I'm saving that for later reference. :)

[youtu.be] slayer/reign in blood, if I am the first you guys/gals suk

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 13, 2018:

SLAYERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 13, 2018:

@MichelleGar1 Maybe he gets an endorsement deal? If you tried to give me a shot, you'd have to hold me down like a little kid that doesn't want to take meds!

Slayer-Spill the Blood [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Overall, good jam. I love the arpeggio in the beginning. Very fun to play. Jeff was the shit.

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 13, 2018:

@MichelleGar1 As far as I know, the last time he left was on his own accord. Kerry said this time it's permanent. Paul did (listen to War at the Warfield). That's why, but he's back in the band. When I met him I never said a word. All I could think was "you're no fucking Dave Lombardo". lol

[youtu.be] slayer/reign in blood, if I am the first you guys/gals suk

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 13, 2018:

SLAYERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 13, 2018:

@MichelleGar1 I drank way too much of that in college. Even if someone has a shot or a bomb next to me at a bar, I'd be close to throwing up!

Slayer-Spill the Blood [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Overall, good jam. I love the arpeggio in the beginning. Very fun to play. Jeff was the shit.

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 13, 2018:

@MichelleGar1 I can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not, but he did leave Slayer to play for Fantomis. Seriously.

Ladies the 1 reason to date me is...... Drumroll..... I put the toilet seat down.

Kodiamus comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Dude, if that’s the number one reason, your in serious trouble ???. Just say’n

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 13, 2018:

@Kodiamus Oh yeah. lol If you read enough of my posts, you can tell when I am joking. If I put that in the desctiption of an online dating sight, I bet I'd get more replies than writing a small novel.

What do you do to kill time before work?

Echo7 comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Good luck with new job by the way.

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 13, 2018:

Thank you! I will exceed. This is only a temp position tho. I have an opportunity for full employment. I didn't get my sign on bonus because it was over 10 years since I worked there, and am considered a new hire. Oh well.

Slayer-Spill the Blood [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Overall, good jam. I love the arpeggio in the beginning. Very fun to play. Jeff was the shit.

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 13, 2018:

@MichelleGar1 Haven't heard that. But, I guess for them it might work. Dave is far better than Paul. He left a couple of times because he wanted to be a jazz drummer.

[youtu.be] slayer/reign in blood, if I am the first you guys/gals suk

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 13, 2018:

SLAYERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 13, 2018:

@MichelleGar1 I like being right up front. You have a better chance of getting a pic (which I collect), and I'm so close that you could almost smell the Jager on Kerry's breath. lol

What do you do to kill time before work?

Echo7 comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Invest in tablet with keyboard case. Typing easily on the go. Watching videos without squinting at time screen

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 13, 2018:

I have a tablet. I just don't like to hurry up and wait. I have a type of anxiety disorder. If I'm at work and not doing anything, I get very fidigity. At home is different.

[youtu.be] slayer/reign in blood, if I am the first you guys/gals suk

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 13, 2018:

SLAYERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 13, 2018:

@MichelleGar1 Yeah, the last time someone knocked me down, another jumped on my chest. Some dude grabbed me by the arms and pulled me away. I think the only pit I've been in was when Kreator played Enemy Of God. I was out of breath. Two people were standing by me a gal asked this guy what happened. He said I was in the pit. I'm far too old for that shit! lol

Slayer-Spill the Blood [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Overall, good jam. I love the arpeggio in the beginning. Very fun to play. Jeff was the shit.

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 13, 2018:

@MichelleGar1 Kerry did write some good lyrics, but Jeff did a lot. If you read the liner notes, it's almost always Hanneman/King. Tom has written little. Dave... IDK.

[youtu.be] slayer/reign in blood, if I am the first you guys/gals suk

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 13, 2018:

SLAYERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 13, 2018:

@MichelleGar1 I had that happen twice at a Slayer concert. I don't know if I fractured or dislocated a rib, that that hurt for weeks!

Slayer-Spill the Blood [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Overall, good jam. I love the arpeggio in the beginning. Very fun to play. Jeff was the shit.

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 13, 2018:

@MichelleGar1 Some say Kerry is the master, but even he admits Jeff was the true tallent in the band. He's the poster boy. I wish I could have made it to Jeff's memorial. :(

[youtu.be] slayer/reign in blood, if I am the first you guys/gals suk

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 13, 2018:

SLAYERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 13, 2018:

@MichelleGar1 It is also 100% true. You have a couple dozen Slayer fans come into a gas station at once, you might be scared. We all survived the pit!

[youtu.be] slayer/reign in blood, if I am the first you guys/gals suk

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 13, 2018:

SLAYERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 13, 2018:

@MichelleGar1 Funny story about the first time I saw them. The concert had just ended. We all flooded out. I think this was KC MO. Lots of us went to a gas station to get beer or whatever (but the last time I was in MO gas stations can't sell alcohol). This was off of highway 69 from the KS/MO border. Shitty area. We came in basically like a heard. The cashier looked like some type of gang banger. Prison/gang tats, all that shit. When I went to check out the guy looked at me with fear in his eyes and said "you guys aren't gonna kill me are you"? lol

Ladies the 1 reason to date me is...... Drumroll..... I put the toilet seat down.

Kodiamus comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Dude, if that’s the number one reason, your in serious trouble ???. Just say’n

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 13, 2018:

That was a joke (although I do put the seat down). True story, a college teacher of mine (who was the mayor) told us once that his wife kept on whining about the toilet seat always being up. One night he was dead asleep. She came in the bedroom yelling about the seat being up. He got up went to the bathroom, ripped it off and said "put it wherever you want it". Next day they filed for divorce.

Waiting for venom to start. Yes by myself, but that's ok. I think I might get lucky later!

Sunsetworshiper comments on Oct 13, 2018:

I often go to movies alone

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 13, 2018:

I wait for it to come out on DVD. I hate going to the movies. People won't shut up, don't turn their phones off, and it rings. Or they are texting, which you can see due to the darkness. Annoying AF! If I want to watch a movie and be annoyed, I'd much rather be annoyed by my friends. Can't remember the last time I saw a movie in the theater. The video quality is poor, and the audio is way too damn loud.

Waiting for venom to start. Yes by myself, but that's ok. I think I might get lucky later!

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 13, 2018:

If you are talking about the band, Cronous is a complete asshole!

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 13, 2018:

@Teterbilt Gotcha. Sounds like a Marvel movie. Wasn't sure what you were referring to.

What do you do to kill time before work?

Pralina1 comments on Oct 13, 2018:

I know exactly what u r saying . I have to be in my car at 5pm to report on work at 7pm . It takes easily 2 hrs bcz trafic to cover just 30 miles . Weather is not an excuse on my line of work . But luckily I make my own schedule and I work when I need / want . That eliminates weather issues , I ...

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 13, 2018:

I'm trying to find a work from home job. That drive is gonna suck! I've found a few work from home jobs, but they are very hard to get. Lots of times you need a min of a bachelors (I only have an associates). Or they are asking for qualifications I have no experience with. Or they aren't hiring in my state. If I could land a job like that, it'd be awesome! The only excuse for you to not work is if you are sick (can't fire you if you have a doctors note), Or a cell tower or internet is down. Plus if I can stay at home, that'd save me about $25 a day. If I have to pay for a wired internet connection (I use my phone or tablet), that's $60/month. Some companies will pay a percentage of it, some will pay for it in full.

What do you do to kill time before work?

RiverRick comments on Oct 12, 2018:

Drink coffee, go over reports for work, surf the net, watch porn...Sometimes not in that order. I work from home so my day is my own. As long as my numbers are good they don't care what I do.

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 12, 2018:

Pray tell how you got a work from home job.

What do you do to kill time before work?

Umbral comments on Oct 12, 2018:

I have Netflix on my phone and I download stuff that doesn't need a bigger screen for me to enjoy. Then I watch it before and during breaks sometimes.

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 12, 2018:

Thanks for the reply, but you might have misunderstood. I simply don't want to be around most people. Watching something on your phone isn't very fun.

Do you know that vaccine makers can not be sued?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 12, 2018:

It's bullshit that you can't sue someone. Hell I read a story once where someone spit on a sidewalk in NYC and got sued! That being said... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfdZTZQvuCo

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 12, 2018:

@Morganfreeman Damn! I should hire you as my lawyer!

What do you consider a healthy relationship?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 12, 2018:

I'm sorry you feel that way. You need to be assertive. Don't let anyone bring you down! If you think it's wrong, get away. Don't let someone else push you around! If you want to disclose more details, that is up to you. I might be able to give you some more specifiec advide. Take Care, Mike

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 12, 2018:

@Sirena I think I understand how you feel? For the overwhelming majority of my life, I'd trust about anyone. Not anymore. In a way, I feel it makes me more coherent. I can see something out of the corner of my eye, and realize my surroundings. I see things most people can't. Even if it is obvious.

We'll be voting with absentee ballots this time.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 12, 2018:

I'm confused. Talking about a CCW permit? I'm not being sarcastic.

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 12, 2018:

@bigpawbullets That's not a knife. THIS is a knife! Now I want to watch the movie.

We'll be voting with absentee ballots this time.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 12, 2018:

I'm confused. Talking about a CCW permit? I'm not being sarcastic.

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 12, 2018:

@bigpawbullets I carry a 7" bowie knife on me. Clearly visable. I've walked into bars and banks with it. Had it on me 24/7. Only time someone asked me about it was a police officer. Asked if I had a bear problem. Presented it to him. He was ready to shoot me! Tested it for sharpness on his finger. He had to go and wash the shame off of him. lol BTW here anything over 3.5" is concealed.

What do you consider a healthy relationship?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 12, 2018:

I'm sorry you feel that way. You need to be assertive. Don't let anyone bring you down! If you think it's wrong, get away. Don't let someone else push you around! If you want to disclose more details, that is up to you. I might be able to give you some more specifiec advide. Take Care, Mike

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 12, 2018:

@Sirena It's good to see that you realize things are bad. Some don't. A gal I know went back to her BF for about the 6th time in 2 years. She was beaten black and blue twice.

We'll be voting with absentee ballots this time.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 12, 2018:

I'm confused. Talking about a CCW permit? I'm not being sarcastic.

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 12, 2018:

@bigpawbullets Gotcha. IMHO CCW is almost useless. I almost never use pistols (I like rifles), but when I use one, I throw that bitch on the passenger seat. Nebraska is an open carry state. I can walk up and down the street with a holstered firearm.

Terminal Spirit Disease by At The Gates [youtube.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 12, 2018:

Fucking great song! Not as good as most from Slaughter of the Soul, but I love that song!

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 12, 2018:

@Rossy92 To each their own. I was manic when I was in my early 20's. That's why the song spoke to me.

Terminal Spirit Disease by At The Gates [youtube.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 12, 2018:

Fucking great song! Not as good as most from Slaughter of the Soul, but I love that song!

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 12, 2018:

@Rossy92 I'd agree. I'd say that With Fear I Kiss The Burning Darkness is similar to not being as catchy. I asked a friend about what band(s) I would like. He said ATG. I like In Flames, but was told it was not as melodic. I popped in Slaughter. First impression was this is shit. I was cooking food just listening to the album. Then I heard Cold. That stopped me in my tracks! Ironically I was 22 when I heard that song. It spoke to me.

What a story... [ammoland.com] Not surprising though being a college was involved.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 12, 2018:

Correct me if I am wrong, but this sentence seems line an indirect threat. 'Member the time Ted Nugent went on stage with 2 AR-15's saying "the president should be killed"? He got a visit from the secret service. “By calling in a student for a mandatory meeting about photos of his ...

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 12, 2018:

@SpikeTalon The part where it sounded like he was threatening someone?

Don't you just hate it when you wake up far too early? It's 4AM, and I can't do anything 'till 8:30!

RPardoe comments on Oct 12, 2018:

8:30? I've been at work for a few hours already. Early start to avoid the traffic crush. Do get up at 4AM if I need to bake bread early that day (because my starter wasn't ready in time and I couldn't back the night before.) But seriously - if I wake up, I tend to get up. No point lazing ...

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 12, 2018:

What I should have said is that I woke up at midnight. I made the post at 4. The only thing that might have been open was the bar. We have a bakery here, and some bakers are up that early, but I'm not sure what time they open. 5 or 6 maybe? By 4 I read everything on the internet.

Puzzle 1: (Warning: there's not always a "right" answer, in part because I'm making these up, but ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 11, 2018:

Tesa. A girls name.

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 11, 2018:

@PolyWolf I don't know about how the points work in Scrabble. First thing that came to mind.

Puzzle 1: (Warning: there's not always a "right" answer, in part because I'm making these up, but ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 11, 2018:

Tesa. A girls name.

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 11, 2018:

@PolyWolf TESA is also a term in the Military. "P

Adulting sucks sometimes

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 11, 2018:

Not only have I been throwing all colors in at the same time, I fill the washer above max capacity!

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 11, 2018:

@Rudy1962 Don't like to brag about it, but I'm kinna a rebel...

Very wise...(probably @KKGator!)

Umbral comments on Oct 10, 2018:

Hope she's ok.

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 11, 2018:

She got an infection...

Adulting sucks sometimes

phxbillcee comments on Oct 10, 2018:

When you wear nothing but one color, including your undies (& please tell me you wear them!), I don't think you have to worry!

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 11, 2018:

I freeball.

What are some of your favorite atheist/agnostic songs and song lyrics?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 10, 2018:

Kreator -Enemy of God They have lots of Athiest songs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnu0pqMab9U

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 10, 2018:

@Seminarian That really doesn't really make any sense. Read the lyrics.

Don't you just hate it when you wake up far too early? It's 4AM, and I can't do anything 'till 8:30!

SkotlandSkye comments on Oct 10, 2018:

Where is this awful place you live where NOTHING can be done before 8:30 am!!!!?????!!!!! Can you imagine? No using the bathroom, no brewing coffee, no making breakfast, no going to the gym, no checking emails/Facebook/Agnostic.com before 8:30? No showering, no getting dressed, no TV, no ...

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 10, 2018:

@SkotlandSkye It was like 30 and raining here. No thanks on the walk.

Don't you just hate it when you wake up far too early? It's 4AM, and I can't do anything 'till 8:30!

SkotlandSkye comments on Oct 10, 2018:

Where is this awful place you live where NOTHING can be done before 8:30 am!!!!?????!!!!! Can you imagine? No using the bathroom, no brewing coffee, no making breakfast, no going to the gym, no checking emails/Facebook/Agnostic.com before 8:30? No showering, no getting dressed, no TV, no ...

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 10, 2018:

Two things I can't do. Live in a village of 600 people. And I haven't had my TV hooked up to an antenna since 2004.

Don't you just hate it when you wake up far too early? It's 4AM, and I can't do anything 'till 8:30!

PolyWolf comments on Oct 10, 2018:

One of my cats has been waking me up by knocking crap off tables and counters and stuff at 3 or 4 AM. It's basically panic-inducing, so there's no way I can go back to sleep, but have only gotten about 10 hours of sleep over the past four days or so, and feel really, really paranoid and awful. I'm ...

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 10, 2018:

Double sided tape kind of worked. Then the one cat figured out how to get past them. Water bottle doesn't phase her. I've heard of little gizmos that spray compressed air at the cat. What's worse is the one cat WILL NOT get along with any other cat. It's a fight till death sound when I'm trying to sleep. Also the one cat will attack her tail and growl LOUD! This sucks when you have insomnia and just fell asleep!

Don't you just hate it when you wake up far too early? It's 4AM, and I can't do anything 'till 8:30!

Charlene comments on Oct 10, 2018:

You could've gone back to bed..

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 10, 2018:

Would if I could but insomnia sucks.

Don't you just hate it when you wake up far too early? It's 4AM, and I can't do anything 'till 8:30!

Cutiebeauty comments on Oct 10, 2018:

If you aren't in prison, there is plenty to do lol

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 10, 2018:

Chat on here is about all, but not a lot of people are on here that late/early.

Don't you just hate it when you wake up far too early? It's 4AM, and I can't do anything 'till 8:30!

MsDemeanour comments on Oct 10, 2018:

I have two bedrooms in my house. On a working day, I wake early with the sun shining through my eastern side bedroom. I take the dog for a walk at 6am and am at work by 8.30. Now on weekends, I sleep in my bedroom facing the west. It is dark and I sleep longer. But if it is insomnia you have, I ...

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 10, 2018:

I have insomnia. NOTHING the doctors have given me has worked for more than a day or so.

Would you move for love?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 10, 2018:

No. With my luck I'd move and we'd be broken up in like a week. Then I'm stuck whereever...

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 10, 2018:

@Holysocks That sucks! I thought driving 45 minutes was bad.

So at what point do we get the free toaster oven?

SeeCanU comments on Oct 10, 2018:

i'm working for the free cruise at level 10. it's a lot more attainable than the pool table was with marlboro miles!!

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 10, 2018:

@SeeCanU One of the main prizes was a fishing trip, another was a gun safe. You just had to take a picture you with it. They even had an option where you could print off a label and attach it to any 12 oz can. I found one, and I didn't get anything for it!

So at what point do we get the free toaster oven?

SeeCanU comments on Oct 10, 2018:

i'm working for the free cruise at level 10. it's a lot more attainable than the pool table was with marlboro miles!!

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 10, 2018:

Or the Jet by getting Pepsi points! Friend of mine found one of the special cans from Busch Light. He got a 3 cent piece of plastic to hold his hunting license in!

Do all men want babies?

weeman comments on Oct 10, 2018:

no theres no absolutes in life except death

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 10, 2018:

And taxes.

Hahahahaha! Good tuesday chuckle for you!

DenoPenno comments on Oct 10, 2018:

I hope I'm never presented with this test. I have diabetic neuropathy and I wear special shoes for it. I would never be able to perform their field sobriety test. I'm also not able to say the alphabet backwards sober or drinking.

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 10, 2018:

You do have the right to refuse a field sobriety test. It's just for the officers enjoyment. You can go straight to the breath test. The field test is designed for you to fail anyways.

Time for a supermarket rant... Why do they hate on the single people who live alone?

LiterateHiker comments on Oct 9, 2018:

Don't you have a freezer?

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 10, 2018:

@Delaroux Get a vacum sealer.

Ok.

Tomfoolery33 comments on Oct 9, 2018:

That's a shame. Do people need to get kicked off the site? I still haven't run into anybody being that negative. Maybe it's just the posts I choose to look at or something. Or is it worse for women? Another woman who is a friend of mine on here got tired of the negativity took a long break. Is there...

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 10, 2018:

Same here.

Let them be comfortable

Pralina1 comments on Oct 7, 2018:

I have to say guys , some x this is reality . And when it's cold outside or a storm coming or just , it doesn't matter , I am more than happy to admit a homeless dude . U know , some symptoms can get u a bed and 3 meals at least for a day or two . Some times , u can just look at his or her eyes and ...

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 8, 2018:

Amen! When I get back to River city, I plan on making meals for homeless and vets. Need a few more on board tho. Even if it just gets them out of the cold for a while, and a good meal, that's all I want.

Nine Inch Nails fans?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 7, 2018:

NIN is one band I never saw! Trent started NIN when he was sweeping floors for a music studio. He's a one man band. Does almost everything. What pissed me off is when Fred Durst said "a nine inch nail getting knocked the fuck out". If I met him, I'd say "hey motherfucker, that guy has more talent in...

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 8, 2018:

@Gooniesnvrdie I think we can agree Reznor > Dirst.

"In God We Trust" Any of you find it offensive or maybe just wrong that this "motto" is on U.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 8, 2018:

The "In God We Trust" has been on US coins since the 1860's.

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 8, 2018:

@Captain747ex You might be talking about paper currency, not coins. I have some that do from that era.

Attention Musicians

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Talking about the music or the lyrics?

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 7, 2018:

@Ravenwolfcasey With lyrics I usually wake up in the middle of the night. I write down a thought. Build from that. With music, I usually just mess around with my guitar. Don't know what instrument you are trying to write for. I used to be able to read sheet music for pianio when I was young. Tabs are easy to read. Bass and guitar are the opposite tho. Here's a good example. Jeff was just messing around with his guitar one day. Dave said it was good. It became this song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObXKwguChng

The king can do no wrong? oops... wrong! g

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 7, 2018:

Our emperor has no clothes, and doesn't even realize it.

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 7, 2018:

@genessa When he realizes the breeze, it will turn into a tornado.

Nine Inch Nails fans?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 7, 2018:

NIN is one band I never saw! Trent started NIN when he was sweeping floors for a music studio. He's a one man band. Does almost everything. What pissed me off is when Fred Durst said "a nine inch nail getting knocked the fuck out". If I met him, I'd say "hey motherfucker, that guy has more talent in...

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 7, 2018:

@Gooniesnvrdie I thought Durst was the ass. Zakk wylde said "that's why limp bizkit can suck our motherfucking dicks.

Nine Inch Nails fans?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 7, 2018:

NIN is one band I never saw! Trent started NIN when he was sweeping floors for a music studio. He's a one man band. Does almost everything. What pissed me off is when Fred Durst said "a nine inch nail getting knocked the fuck out". If I met him, I'd say "hey motherfucker, that guy has more talent in...

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 7, 2018:

@Gooniesnvrdie Durst or Reznor?

My Guitar Gently Weeps Beatles [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 7, 2018:

Probably the best song George Harrison wrote. Love it.

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 7, 2018:

@ArdentAtheist Octopuses garden? lol

How?? How the FUCK can this cold blooded MURDERER still be a COP??? [cbsnews.com]

blumandolin comments on Oct 7, 2018:

Police and military are the best place for a murderer. They have more opportunities to satisfy their needs there. Without repercussions. Thats why you see police hiring more vets straight out of war zones where rules were few.

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 7, 2018:

In the military, you are trained to kill. That's your first job. Police on the other hand... Mentioned this the other day, but one officer came to my house because of a bonfire complaint. I came to the door with a 7" bowie knife on my side. He asked if I had a bear problem. I said no and wanted to know if he wanted to see it. Never said yes or no. Pulled it out slowly, presented it business end towards me. His hand was on his pistol. Looked at it. Checked it for sharpness. Ho? on his fucking finger! He said "damn that's sharp". What do you think a knife is supposed to do?

My Guitar Gently Weeps Beatles [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 7, 2018:

Probably the best song George Harrison wrote. Love it.

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 7, 2018:

@ArdentAtheist Yes, he wrote a lot of great songs. Everyone in the Beatles had talent. Even Ringo... to an extent...

I was talking politics earlier today.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 7, 2018:

Can we trade dad's? My dad refered to Obama as a "nigger mutt". His words, not mine.

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 7, 2018:

@DragonDust My dad is catholic.

Pooh & Piglet

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 7, 2018:

I wake up every day and pretend it's just a bad dream...

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 7, 2018:

@mistymoon77 If you can make that possible, I'll go with you.

Why Women Don't Report Sexual Assault and Rape; [m.facebook.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 7, 2018:

. Most p are the victem of sexaul assault feel dirty, ashamed, or just don't want to talk about it. Took me over 20 years for me to talk about it. My parents don't know about it. First person (and only one I know) I told was my sister.

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 7, 2018:

@kmdskit3 I'm over it now. One thing that still confuses me to this day is that I confuse that with affection. I was very young. That's why I wait for my woman to make the first move. I never make the first move. Thanks for the reply.

Attention Musicians

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Talking about the music or the lyrics?

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 7, 2018:

@Ravenwolfcasey Music = instruments. Lyrics = vocals. I have very different tactics for both.

Would You Sacrifice Yourself For A Stranger?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Probably not the answer you are looking for, but I know how to protect myself, and others.

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 7, 2018:

@kensmile4u It is sometimes better if you save your breath. I can give you more details after the court figures out what to do. However, he won't be tried/cinvicted till maybe next year. Then I can tell you what happened. I'm not in any trouble. I did have to go to court to get a restraing order extended. No charges against me.

Would You Sacrifice Yourself For A Stranger?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Probably not the answer you are looking for, but I know how to protect myself, and others.

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 6, 2018:

@kensmile4u I can't tell you all the details because two are still under investigation. Guy went to jail. I never did. Knives were involved. That's about all I can say.

Would You Sacrifice Yourself For A Stranger?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Probably not the answer you are looking for, but I know how to protect myself, and others.

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 6, 2018:

@kensmile4u I've had three assassination attempts on me. I'm here. Vertical and breathing. Don't want to come off as a badass or anything. Just saying truth.

Opeth - The Devil's Orchard [youtube.com]

MichelleGar1 comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Love Opeth!!!!!

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 6, 2018:

Saw them a few years ago. Enslaved opened for them. I had to leave because some of there music is just depressing. I do have Heritage on vinly!

Rather be lost than following the sheep

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 6, 2018:

The last time I used my GPS it lead me to that road! Lying piece of garbage... I just wanted to see if it could find the grocery store. I ended up in New England!

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 6, 2018:

@Rudy1962 I thought the 24 hour drive seemed odd when the grocery store is 2 blocks away...

fuckAmerica and every single POS in power.

Xuande comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Y'all gotta chill with this shit.

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 6, 2018:

Yeah, we should just ignore. It's not like it affects us at all.

How many people would like to leave this country if they could, and where would you go?

SallyInStitches comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Norway, Sweden, Switzerland, Ireland, Scotland,...

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 6, 2018:

Why would you go to Norway? You are automatically part of the state Lutheran Church.

A random act of kindness.

EvaV comments on Oct 6, 2018:

A kind word or smile an offer to listen is a wonderful gift.

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 6, 2018:

Very little things can make a big difference. I have a tendency to hold doors open for people. If we were more kind toward one another, we'd see a lot less violence.

Don't mess with clowns ?

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Believe it or not, there is no such thing as a McGangbang. That was posted on the net for a long time. I think my friend called 6 Micky D's in the Omaha metro. My girlfriend at the time and I were sitting in the back laughing. Two of them asked if she could be placed on hold. They got the manager on...

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 6, 2018:

@taichifan Yeah one would probably got yelled at pretty bad! What is sad is the managers were sympathetic! One said she could make anything we wanted!

HA HA HA speaks for its self

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 5, 2018:

I'd rather die than go to heaven...

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 6, 2018:

@michaeliscool It's a joke from Metalocalypse.

Hospital bills.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 5, 2018:

That's no bullshit. I needed an ultrasound done. Less than 12 hours before the appointment, they wanted about $750 in cash! That's WITH insurance!

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 6, 2018:

@Snickers77 I think the doctors might just want another vaccation home, or another fancy car. How about we take away free health care from politicions?

I need some thoughts on how to write my greeting message.

Paul628 comments on Oct 5, 2018:

I've changed mine a few times to fine tune it a bit here and there... Welcome to Agnostic.com! We're always happy to have a new member join us whether you are looking to date or just looking to chat with like-minded people. If you're here for dating, please remember, if you don't meet someone...

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 6, 2018:

@Paul628 Yeah, you can please some of the people some of the time. I don't care how you word anything. Someone somewhere will get offended.

Hospital bills.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 5, 2018:

That's no bullshit. I needed an ultrasound done. Less than 12 hours before the appointment, they wanted about $750 in cash! That's WITH insurance!

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 6, 2018:

@Snickers77 I just found out my insurance will be terminated in December. I've had the same insurance policy since an infant! Not late on a payment or anything! Good job repealing the ACA. Jackass!

I need some thoughts on how to write my greeting message.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 5, 2018:

This person is way too sensitive & was fundamentally wrong in his first few sentences. He did judge you & your message after taking it in the worst way possible. As stated below, he may be having a bad day, so no reason to take it further, but if he gets this upset by a welcome he will be totally ...

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 5, 2018:

@phxbillcee Shit, tag me in a few! It is so hard to make me mad!

I need some thoughts on how to write my greeting message.

Paul628 comments on Oct 5, 2018:

I've changed mine a few times to fine tune it a bit here and there... Welcome to Agnostic.com! We're always happy to have a new member join us whether you are looking to date or just looking to chat with like-minded people. If you're here for dating, please remember, if you don't meet someone...

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 5, 2018:

Yours > mine. I need to make it clear that I am not admin. Every once in a while people think so. Good point.

I need some thoughts on how to write my greeting message.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 5, 2018:

This person is way too sensitive & was fundamentally wrong in his first few sentences. He did judge you & your message after taking it in the worst way possible. As stated below, he may be having a bad day, so no reason to take it further, but if he gets this upset by a welcome he will be totally ...

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 5, 2018:

@phxbillcee Teehee. I'm saving that as well.

I need some thoughts on how to write my greeting message.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 5, 2018:

This person is way too sensitive & was fundamentally wrong in his first few sentences. He did judge you & your message after taking it in the worst way possible. As stated below, he may be having a bad day, so no reason to take it further, but if he gets this upset by a welcome he will be totally ...

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 5, 2018:

@phxbillcee PAPER JAM!? lol

I need some thoughts on how to write my greeting message.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 5, 2018:

This person is way too sensitive & was fundamentally wrong in his first few sentences. He did judge you & your message after taking it in the worst way possible. As stated below, he may be having a bad day, so no reason to take it further, but if he gets this upset by a welcome he will be totally ...

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 5, 2018:

@phxbillcee I gotta watch Office Space now!

I need some thoughts on how to write my greeting message.

mordant comments on Oct 5, 2018:

You should not change this. It's fine. The respondent has personal problems that he should need to remain his and not become yours.

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 5, 2018:

Thanks! I'll just leave it alone for now.

I need some thoughts on how to write my greeting message.

KKGator comments on Oct 5, 2018:

Your greeting is FINE. There isn't anything remotely wrong with it. The respondent was entirely TOO easily-offended. That person is going to have a really hard time with some of us. Okay fine, there's another one who will probably block me. Whatevs.

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 5, 2018:

@KKGator I really want people to feel welcome here. I mistype all the time! But, I don't want to be that guy. Maybe he had too many on a Friday night? As of now, I'll let it be.

I need some thoughts on how to write my greeting message.

KKGator comments on Oct 5, 2018:

Your greeting is FINE. There isn't anything remotely wrong with it. The respondent was entirely TOO easily-offended. That person is going to have a really hard time with some of us. Okay fine, there's another one who will probably block me. Whatevs.

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 5, 2018:

If the guy replies again with a mad demeanor, should I post the pic? I had almost 15K posts on another forum. The webmaster was a nice guy (I've met him). One time a troll kept on bothering us. He changed his avitar thto a picture of "my asshole is bleeding". That was funny