I need some kissing advice from the ladies. Okay so what do you look for in a kiss?

sweetcharlotte comments on Sep 30, 2018:

I like the slow romantic type, never wild tongue action. The first kiss is important. You can tell if the chemistry is good by the way you feel when kissing. If the female is quiet and close, she wants a kiss.

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 1, 2018:

Duly noted. Thanks!

I need some kissing advice from the ladies. Okay so what do you look for in a kiss?

Hathacat comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Gentle with the mouth firm with the hands. Brush your hands over the hair but don’t grab. Gliding hands are not bad! See if you can get her to give you her tongue!

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 1, 2018:

Thanks for the reply!

I need some kissing advice from the ladies. Okay so what do you look for in a kiss?

Hellas comments on Sep 30, 2018:

If you want to know if a kiss is welcome: ASK! I have found a man either kisses well or the case is hopeless and his kisses are always terrible. A good kiss is not too aggressive, nor too lazy. Mushy, sloppy kisses are disgusting. A slimy, wet toungue is gross. Don't ram a motionless tongue in ...

TheGreatShadow replies on Oct 1, 2018:

@Hellas Thanks for the reply. However, I'm not looking for a simple hookup. I want a girl that wants to stay with me! First impressions and all that...

I need some kissing advice from the ladies. Okay so what do you look for in a kiss?

Charity comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Start with a few gentle peck kisses on the lips. I hate it when guys go straight to tongue! A girl always appreciates a little restraint. Make sure you're alone. She may be like Janet Jackson...close the door if you want her to respond. Then rub your non dominant hand up her back as you lean ...

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 30, 2018:

@Charity AWWWWWWWWWWWWW! You are too sweet! An armature photographer that took that pic owned a record company. The band is Dark Funeral.

I need some kissing advice from the ladies. Okay so what do you look for in a kiss?

Charity comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Start with a few gentle peck kisses on the lips. I hate it when guys go straight to tongue! A girl always appreciates a little restraint. Make sure you're alone. She may be like Janet Jackson...close the door if you want her to respond. Then rub your non dominant hand up her back as you lean ...

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 30, 2018:

I watched a TV show a while ago. It was called The Pickup Artist. He claimed that when you go in for a kiss, you softly touch her cheek, and gently move her hair back. Then go in for the kiss. Didn't know if this was just a made for TV stunt, but what you are saying is similar.

I need some kissing advice from the ladies. Okay so what do you look for in a kiss?

Katnap comments on Sep 30, 2018:

If a man asks if he can kiss me, I melt.

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 30, 2018:

There are several replies similar to what you just typed. Should I just ask "can I kiss you", or is there something else I should do.

I need some kissing advice from the ladies. Okay so what do you look for in a kiss?

silverotter11 comments on Sep 30, 2018:

From Crash Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional...

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 30, 2018:

Oswald? How does this pertain to kissing? He didn't do it alone...

I need some kissing advice from the ladies. Okay so what do you look for in a kiss?

Hellas comments on Sep 30, 2018:

If you want to know if a kiss is welcome: ASK! I have found a man either kisses well or the case is hopeless and his kisses are always terrible. A good kiss is not too aggressive, nor too lazy. Mushy, sloppy kisses are disgusting. A slimy, wet toungue is gross. Don't ram a motionless tongue in ...

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 30, 2018:

Don't girls like spontaneous? I was on a date maybe 3 years ago. I asked her if I could ask her a question. She said yes. I made the move, and she went in to meet my lips.

I need some kissing advice from the ladies. Okay so what do you look for in a kiss?

hypnomistic comments on Sep 30, 2018:

But tell me did you kiss her? And if you did how was it and did you liked it?

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 30, 2018:

Last girl I kissed actually kissed me. I did the "agressive" kiss, and she would pull back and come back with a soft kiss. I got into her groove. The kisses themself were fun. The rest is another story.

I need some kissing advice from the ladies. Okay so what do you look for in a kiss?

Anniemae comments on Sep 30, 2018:

No bad kissers alowed! Definite deal breaker.

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 30, 2018:

@Anniemae How do I do sexy? Wear a white coat and white pants? :P j/k Thanks for the reply.

Control freak politicians- [ammoland.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Well, in the UK more violent crimes are omitted with knives. Here's a funny story. I used to carry a 7" bowie knife with me 24/7. Went into bars with it, banks, grocery store, gas station, etc. The only time I was asked about it was one night someone compained about a bonfire. If it's ...

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 30, 2018:

@Leutrelle They don't call me The GREAT Shadow for nothing! Actually, no one calls ,me that... But, if you think about it, and you use your pistol or knife in self defense, you might not ever see it again. Take the mase. I don't care. If you want to hear about personal stories, I'll tell you.

Where do you come down on taxation of the churches?

evergreen comments on Sep 30, 2018:

They are painfully long overdue to be taxed !

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 30, 2018:

And back taxes!

In honor of International Blasphemy Rights Day. Happy Sunday you blasphemers! [humanism.org.uk]

brentan comments on Sep 30, 2018:

I expect to be voting soon in a referendum to remove blasphemy laws in Ireland.

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 30, 2018:

There are also blasphemy laws in the Czech Republic.

I am not carpenter

AnneWimsey comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Compare to what...?

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 30, 2018:

Talking 'bout jeebus? IDK

Nice mellow song for a Sunday. Nargaroth - Abschiedbrief Des Prometheus [youtube.com]

Rossy92 comments on Sep 30, 2018:

I could possibly get into this with better sound, though this was better than many. Big, full, and clear. Just a bit too harsh, and wish the compositions were a bit more multi-dimensional.

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 30, 2018:

I mostly like it because of how crude the vocals are. Just me tho.

Yup.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 30, 2018:

I get sick to my stomach if I eat Micky D's.

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 30, 2018:

@Stacey48 If you get an upset tummy, don't blame me! :)

Yup.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 30, 2018:

I get sick to my stomach if I eat Micky D's.

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 30, 2018:

@SukiSue Spill the beans. Where did you get it? lol Does look like one of those mini pie deals from there. Couldn't really tell by the box. IIRC they had a pumpkin thingy like that. Hardly eat fast food. Unless I am in a hurry.

Nice mellow song for a Sunday. Nargaroth - Abschiedbrief Des Prometheus [youtube.com]

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 30, 2018:

See, this is my problem with a lot of black metal. These guys can play. I like the shredded, ululating guitar. I like the pained shreiking vocals. But why do they have such crap production? It's like they recorded with a dictaphone under a blanket.

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 30, 2018:

@MrBeelzeebubbles I understand what you mean about St. Anger. James forgot how to sing, Lars thought his drums were trash cans, and Bob Rock did bass. I bought it when it first came out, Went to the record store, and bought it on CD. The lady said she heard that it was good. My reply was I heard it was crap. Believe it or not, I actually liked it. Don't know why. Metallica could put out an album with them of doing nothing more than farting in a microphone for half an hour, and it would sell. I actually bought the official guitar tab book for St. Anger. For them they might have went for the sound. Maybe they had to hurry up and get it out by the record companies deadline. It's expensive to produce an album. You have to pay for the recording studio, pay a producer, pay a manager, pay for marketing, pay for production (on whatever format). Black Metal is not exactly popular, and don't have the overhead like Metallica.

[youtu.be] hardcore/testament/sewnshuteyes

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Testament is a very underrated band. I raise you my favorite song by them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAkpZ8ZENIs

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 30, 2018:

@Bierbasstard Lamb of God is a good band. Saw them at the Mayhem festival twice.

Nice mellow song for a Sunday. Nargaroth - Abschiedbrief Des Prometheus [youtube.com]

MrBeelzeebubbles comments on Sep 30, 2018:

See, this is my problem with a lot of black metal. These guys can play. I like the shredded, ululating guitar. I like the pained shreiking vocals. But why do they have such crap production? It's like they recorded with a dictaphone under a blanket.

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 30, 2018:

I get what you are saying. Maybe they want to make it sound like that as artistic form? Maybe to try and be the opposite of what pop music is? Maybe they flat out don't have the money to properly produce an album? Dissection was quite the opposite tho. Also Rene claims that they are not Black Metal, and have no association. Let's face it. This definately has a second wave of Black Metal vibe. Dani Filth claims they aren't Black Metal because it is too mainstream. Come on! Look at The Principle of Evil Made Flesh!

Mile high club anyone? [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 30, 2018:

I haven't heard Edguy in years!

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 30, 2018:

@webbew1 I hear you there. There were 40 bands playing. Usually 3 bands would play at a time. I was there for a bit, then left for another concert. Never really impressed me.

Looks that way.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 30, 2018:

I saw something about equally as odd. I saw a hearse on donks once. Only in South Omaha...

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 30, 2018:

@Captnron59 Couldn't find the definition in the urban dictionary. But here is what I was referring to.

Looks that way.

Captnron59 comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Car crash... family funeral. On the cheap.

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 30, 2018:

Fucked up but funny.

Control freak politicians- [ammoland.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Well, in the UK more violent crimes are omitted with knives. Here's a funny story. I used to carry a 7" bowie knife with me 24/7. Went into bars with it, banks, grocery store, gas station, etc. The only time I was asked about it was one night someone compained about a bonfire. If it's ...

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 30, 2018:

@Leutrelle Mine is a Buck knife. My dad gave it to me for my birthday. It's good that you know better than to go into a bar (or any other place that doesn't allow firearms). Bars are a definite no no. As far as a knife goes, it it's in your pocket, or a purse (or whatever), make sure it isn't over 3.5". That's considered concealed. Double check with your Sheriffepartment about local laws. Another great option other than a pistol or knife is bear mace! That's some nasty shit! You spray someone with that, they will be on the ground for about half an hour! Serious.

She's so silly

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Is that an online dating profile pic?

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 30, 2018:

@Captnron59 If it is, I bet she actually gets lots of messages!

Here's your learn-something-new-every-day for the day.

Sydland comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Nah. He’s gay.

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 30, 2018:

You're thinking of He Man. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_dhpaQuAQA

Mile high club anyone? [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 30, 2018:

I haven't heard Edguy in years!

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 30, 2018:

@webbew1 I saw them once at a festival in/around 2011. After that I never heard them.

Cuz an Opossum would be too hard....

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Possums are slow...

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 30, 2018:

@OpposingOpposum Not talking about you. lol

@phxbillcee and @MichelleGar1 have generously volunteered to be our moderators here at g:31.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 29, 2018:

I can't even post this? https://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.Wi_BOqvpDMbtTtl6NQoM-wHaE8=15.1&P=0&w=267&h=179

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 29, 2018:

@phxbillcee I've watched almost every episode of Hell's Kitchen. I think I'll take Spam over British food.

@phxbillcee and @MichelleGar1 have generously volunteered to be our moderators here at g:31.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 29, 2018:

I can't even post this? https://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.Wi_BOqvpDMbtTtl6NQoM-wHaE8=15.1&P=0&w=267&h=179

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 29, 2018:

@EricTrommater dn'tknow Seriously Spam is popular in Hawaii. Hard to get good meat there. My sister and brother-in-law went there. Brought back Spam flavored macidamia nuts! I'm not kidding.

Pubic service announcement, hope you read that right.

Kojaksmom comments on Sep 29, 2018:

It depends on the day!

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 29, 2018:

Does she get you one weekend, then he gets you the next? :)

Serious thought-provoking question. Why are some tortillas sold as "taco size"?

Bierbasstard comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Pics or it didn't happen ;-)

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 29, 2018:

Evidence! https://www.myfitnesspal.com/food/calories/mi-mamas-homemade-style-tortillas-taco-size-886905

Serious thought-provoking question. Why are some tortillas sold as "taco size"?

t1nick comments on Sep 29, 2018:

You have standard burrito size (flour), you have extra large (flour) that are used for burros, chimichangas, etc.

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 29, 2018:

Look at the major fast food Mexican joints. Their tortillas are about half the size! 2/3 at best. Is there a standard? Once I figure this out, my next case is to find out why hot dogs and hotdog buns don't have the same amount!

My friend is trying to turn me into a Jehovah help!

ipdg77 comments on Sep 29, 2018:

The first two responses were very polite so I won't spoil the trend with my own suggestion :-)

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 29, 2018:

Damnit! Why do people already say what I'm thinking about typing? I was gonna ask if they want the PC answer, or what I'd do...

How do you deal with bullies?

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 29, 2018:

If you are talking about online bullying, just ignore and scroll... If you are talking about physical abuse (although I don't personally know of any Atheists that are), get the police involved.

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 29, 2018:

@bigpawbullets Two unprovoked assaults resulting in two ER visits.. They say the third time is a charm. I'll get him before he gets me! The guy is still pending trial. The restraining order makes a bullet more justified. Better not break in my house. All I have to say.

How do you deal with bullies?

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 29, 2018:

If you are talking about online bullying, just ignore and scroll... If you are talking about physical abuse (although I don't personally know of any Atheists that are), get the police involved.

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 29, 2018:

@bigpawbullets I literally sleep with an AR-15. Sometimes I sleep in a wooden chair with it by me.

Just because...

zorialoki comments on Sep 28, 2018:

As tantalizing as this is I still don't have a date for the weekend

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 29, 2018:

Don't feel bad. There's always a trank gun, or the bill cosby cocktail. :D

Put a little spice in your life.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Thanks! Now I need to go wash my eyes with bleach...

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 29, 2018:

@phxbillcee You also need to reemburse me for the bleach, and therapy. lol

Questions we are not supposed to ask

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Asking a woman her age. I know this is probably not the answer you are looking for. May result in a black eye.

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 29, 2018:

@LetzGetReal There are legal reasons to ask.

5 Rules To Remember In Life - What Do You Think of This View Of Life?

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 29, 2018:

#3 bit me in the ass too many times.

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 29, 2018:

@Hathacat Yeah, my dad gave me an ass chewing about that. I once borrowed a former friend about $450. It was in writing that he'd pay me $20 a week back without interest. Let's face it, we've all been short of money from time-to-time. I had the note here, and knew where it was. Now it's missing. Just went to look at it. This was about 2 years ago when I loaned it to him. Still owes me over $50, but I can't find the note. I bet he took it when I was in the bathroom! I had a neighbour that would mow (and still does) my lawn. He came over one day, and I owed him like $100 for mowing. He asked if I could borrow $300 for his wife for chemo. I said okay. He promised he pay me in a week. He didn't. He paid me a day late. Cash. That I don't mind. He also never charged me for the mowing. This is the exception rather than the rule.

Try Cannaboids Instead of Chemo

JimG comments on Sep 29, 2018:

**This is false**. Cannabinoids can alleviate some symptoms and counter the side effects of chemotherapy, there is no evidence or history of them curing any form of cancer. Spreading bullshit like this is a doing a disservice to all and could be fatal to gullible, desperate cancer patients.

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 29, 2018:

According to the American Association for Cancer Research, it cuts cancer cell growth in half. Hmmmm.

I'd say this is fairly accurate!

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Didn't he also say something along the lines of "some people like to see you come, others like to see you go"?

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 29, 2018:

@phxbillcee That's the one. Meaning is still the same tho. :)

Leeches... [secularhumanism.org]

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 29, 2018:

I've heard a couple of good quotes from him, but not this one. He was a smart guy. *by saying "not this one" I'm just saying I never read it. It is a good quote.

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 29, 2018:

@phxbillcee When you type something on the internet, some people take it as the exact opposite of what you were trying to say. I had very close to 15K posts on another forum. It happens. My greeting message every once in a while gits mistaken as offensive.

Imaginary Friends

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Lol! Some people are just attention whores, and add anyone. I have less than 200 friends, but I know them.

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 29, 2018:

@metalhead222 Hear you there. Most are from HS that I haven't seen since or previous to graduation. I take my previous statement back. Some I have never met, but talked to them enough on forums that you know them. Other than that I personally know everyone. I tend to stay off FB because of the political drama.

Aim carefully ;)

Boogey comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Now we have a good use for it

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 29, 2018:

There are many good uses for the good book. Especially during an emergency! Power went out in the middle of winter? Just so happen to have the book in a bathroom when you run out of TP? Or maybe you want to do some shotgun practicing. PULL! Boom.

What is something that you were told by a religious figure that made you mad?

malibu64 comments on Sep 29, 2018:

I was informed that if I insisted that my best friend was a part of my wedding party, that they would not allow the ceremony to be held in the Mormon church, his kind were not allowed. (He was black). He would be allowed to attend, and take part, the Elder suggested he assist in serving the dinner.

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 29, 2018:

Even if that took place in the 60's still not cool. Then again mormons aren't fond of any outsiders.

[youtu.be] hardcore/testament/sewnshuteyes

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Testament is a very underrated band. I raise you my favorite song by them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAkpZ8ZENIs

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 29, 2018:

@I-am-er I was shocked when they came to Lincoln. Bands that big hardly ever come to the midwest from Europe.

[youtu.be] hardcore/testament/sewnshuteyes

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Testament is a very underrated band. I raise you my favorite song by them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAkpZ8ZENIs

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 29, 2018:

@metalhead222 Dickenson killed it until the end. They did a long set tho. If you'd look on my FB, the only pics I have with me are rock stars.

[youtu.be] hardcore/testament/sewnshuteyes

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Testament is a very underrated band. I raise you my favorite song by them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAkpZ8ZENIs

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 29, 2018:

@metalhead222 I understand what you are saying. I saw Iron Maiden a while ago. Ghost B.C. opened. Ghost was just a bonus. I went there with 5 friends. I asked who was better. Everyone was on the fence. One time I went to see Slayer. They opened for Manson. Really didn't want to see them, but between songs, people were yelling SLAYERRRRRRRRRRR.

[youtu.be] hardcore/testament/sewnshuteyes

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Testament is a very underrated band. I raise you my favorite song by them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAkpZ8ZENIs

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 29, 2018:

@metalhead222 Yeah man, that jam rocks! I've seen them more times than any other band except Slayer. Not a big fan, but they open for a lot of bands. Stay Metal! \m/ \m/

Golden showers for all.

metalhead222 comments on Sep 29, 2018:

that is super accurate, how does it make me feel? pissed off

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 29, 2018:

Being pissed off is better than being pissed on!

What is something that you were told by a religious figure that made you mad?

Mb_Man comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Mine is a bit unrelated, but a bit related. Some church org was having a charity BBQ in front of my workplace, as is custom during the months from May to Augest. Come time to shut down, I clean up by wiping everything down (without help from her) and start bringing stuff in, including the dirty ...

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 29, 2018:

I get what you are saying. I'm a tangent kinna guy. That wash rag reminds me of a story. There is an elobarate mission house around here that is nearly vacant. We would drop off clothes that didn't fit or whatever. All looked new, and wanted them to go to someone that could use them. Waste not want not. They said they would go to 3rd world countries.Mom did that for decades. The last time the mission house said she had to wash them. Wait a sec... You have a multi million dollar building, pay no taxes, ask for monetary donations, and can't do that!? There are people that would kill for some decent clothes!

If you were paid $50 million (tax free) today to take a pill that would cause you to die peacefully ...

LiterateHiker comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Hell no. Women in my family lived well into their 100s, slender, mentally sharp, volunteering and living alone. At 65, I plan to be hiking into my 90s.

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 28, 2018:

i come from a bloodline that has a long lifespan. My great grandmother was almost 104 when she died.

A very, very underrated band here. Sevendust kicks ass! [youtube.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Figured it out it's called Bitch. Yes they are underrated. I usually don't like songs that have clean vocals, and death screams in the same song, but this is one I like. There is another one I need to find. BRB

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 28, 2018:

@Minotaur80 Sakou! The really good one I was thinking of was Waffle. It's also very cool to see a black guy in the metal scene! That's rare!

Roswell is an experience the street light have alien eyes on them.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Wait 'till you find out about super secret Area 52! I've already said too much...

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 28, 2018:

@azzow2 Actually true. There are two police officers here that themselves are being investigated about doing investigation.

Roswell is an experience the street light have alien eyes on them.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Wait 'till you find out about super secret Area 52! I've already said too much...

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 28, 2018:

@azzow2 Yeah, the UFO hypothesis is something made up by people. They are doing secret government work. Whit is? I don't know. However, the government does need to keep secrets.

Roswell is an experience the street light have alien eyes on them.

josh23452 comments on Sep 28, 2018:

I've lived in the area for a few months now and I am torn between my wish to go visit and my fear of getting probed...Without at least getting dinner first.

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 28, 2018:

@misternatureboy A former friend of mine had to go to jail. He got an extension, so he had to show up one day to serve time. He asked me to take care of his house, so I stayed there the night before. I told him to eat 2 cans of beans before he went. Did that and drank 4 beers. It backfired on him really bad. LOL 100% true.

Need some opions from the ladies. What can I do to improve my profile?

LoriBragg comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Start with what attracts you to a womans profile and work your way from there. But yes a picture of just you, preferably smiling goes a long way.

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 28, 2018:

I say what I like about a profile when I message. I mostly do that. However, a simple "Hi." tends to get more replies. I'm confused.

Have you ever been carded for ammo?

PinkyandtheBrain comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Nope don't like in a libitard state. Live in Idaho. Constitutional carry!

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 28, 2018:

Nebraska is a red state. We have some of the most lenient gun control laws in the US. We are an open carry state. I'm wondering if this is a federal law, state law, or a Wal-Mart thing?

What is something that you were told by a religious figure that made you mad?

ThisGuy comments on Sep 28, 2018:

The concept of hell is what has angered me most. All the fear children and many adults feel about a made up punishment. As I got older I researched it and discovered that it is a newer idea, not in any texts, created to control people. What a terrible thing to teach children.

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 28, 2018:

As bad the Hitler youth.

Answer the question...

KKGator comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Remind me again why you just can't slap the shit out of these people?

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 27, 2018:

Class III assault comes to mind...

I don't know if this is true or not, but it's funny as hell.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 27, 2018:

When I stay at a hotel/motel one of the first things I do is throw that mother in the garbage! Kerry (former drummer for Tyr) told me a cool story when he was on tour. Him and a Black Metal band had to share rooms (can't remember the name of the band tho). Anyways he said that this guy took the ...

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 27, 2018:

@ldheinz Like the disclaimer saying evolutions is only a theory? Don't waste your money. Toss them in the trash...

This I support!

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Unitarian church?

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 27, 2018:

@phxbillcee I had a Sociology teacher that would go there every once in a while. She was an Atheist, gay, and a vegetarian! I met saw some pics of one of her biological daughters. I wanted to ask if she'd put in a good word for me...

Life sentence for rape? Opinion? No jokes please.

CeliaVL comments on Sep 27, 2018:

I am not in favour of life sentences for anyone except violent psychopaths who have no prospect of changing. Prison should be about reformation and education and only violent people should be incarcerated at all. In the UK and the USA we have far too many people in prison and it achieves nothing ...

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 27, 2018:

I agree. Most Western European countries have a max of 20 years. We need to focus on how to rehabilitate them. And better yet, prevent them from happening! In the US our judicial system is so fucked up. I know about half a dozen people that have been to prison (not jail). All except for one has turned out WORSE than when they went in.

Life sentence for rape? Opinion? No jokes please.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 27, 2018:

What does with exception mean? Rape is never cool! If with 100% certianty someone raped a child, definately.

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 27, 2018:

@Bendog YOU ASKED FOR AN OPINION! i TOLD YOU MINE, DON'T TELL ME I HAVE THE WRONG ANSWER. IF YOU ALREADY DID, WHY IN THE FUCK ARE YOU ASKING!?

No smiling in profile pictures makes me swipe left/ lose interest immediately.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Most people would think that smiling is friendly, and you are fun! Me... if I have to smile, it looks like a crappy meme. Or completely braindead.

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 27, 2018:

@pepperjones It could take decades for me to work up to that! Damn!

Have you ever been carded for ammo?

azzow2 comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Had a bear in my yard, that was enough to go grab a shotgun. The handgun can persuade a bear but a shotgun gets his attention. Went through the process than to buy ammo the had to retake my DL#.

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 27, 2018:

@azzow2 Agreed. Even at the VFW people don't talk about things like that.

Have you ever been carded for ammo?

azzow2 comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Had a bear in my yard, that was enough to go grab a shotgun. The handgun can persuade a bear but a shotgun gets his attention. Went through the process than to buy ammo the had to retake my DL#.

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 27, 2018:

@azzow2 Then I will thank you for your service Sir! My Father served from 65-71. I ask him lots of things, and he hardly reply. I have some military friends that have met him. I'd say well my dad was in the military. He'd always tell them he was a cook. I already mentioned he was Expert, but he was in Mechanized Infantry C-134. I found that out last winter. People in the military, or formerly, can't, but mostly don't want to talk about it. I can't pass MEPS anymore due to medical problems.

Richard Dawkins : Why atheists are not as rational as some like to think [theconversation.com]

Matias comments on Sep 27, 2018:

The author of the text is not Richard Dawkins but a woman named Lois Lee (Research Fellow, Department of Religious Studies, University of Kent)

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 27, 2018:

Book 'em Dano! If Dawkins did say something like that, he was probably confirming a question. He rarely misspeaks, and is arguably one of the most intelligent person alive!

Have you ever been carded for ammo?

azzow2 comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Had a bear in my yard, that was enough to go grab a shotgun. The handgun can persuade a bear but a shotgun gets his attention. Went through the process than to buy ammo the had to retake my DL#.

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 27, 2018:

@azzow2 More than hours. You need to know how to do trigonometry in your head, wind speed, bullet drop, curvature of the earth, and a lot of other things. Tell your friend I thank him for his service!

Have you ever been carded for ammo?

azzow2 comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Had a bear in my yard, that was enough to go grab a shotgun. The handgun can persuade a bear but a shotgun gets his attention. Went through the process than to buy ammo the had to retake my DL#.

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 27, 2018:

@azzow2 My dad was certified Expert in M-14 and 1911. When I was young, we had a flood. Dad and I went out target practicing. He could still shoot at the water and make the round skip 2-3 times. Someone told me that "anyone can do that". Point is my dad couldn't pull of that shot. Your buddy must be real good. That is a trick shot! I'd like to learn how to shoot like that. My dad hates scopes. Just uses irons.

Have you ever been carded for ammo?

azzow2 comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Had a bear in my yard, that was enough to go grab a shotgun. The handgun can persuade a bear but a shotgun gets his attention. Went through the process than to buy ammo the had to retake my DL#.

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 27, 2018:

@azzow2 Your buddy must be a damn good shot! You usually need to shoot, at max 300 yards. Could be as little as 50 yds.

Have you ever been carded for ammo?

azzow2 comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Had a bear in my yard, that was enough to go grab a shotgun. The handgun can persuade a bear but a shotgun gets his attention. Went through the process than to buy ammo the had to retake my DL#.

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 27, 2018:

Hope you scare that mother off with the sound! Otherwise it'd be pissed. I'd grab a 30-06.

Satan Music

Ktruin comments on Sep 27, 2018:

I always wondered this myself. The people that listen to Slayer probably don't need to be persuaded into hating religion. If satan were smart he would get into Christian music. Those motherfuckers need satan!

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 27, 2018:

Believe it or not, but Tom is Catholic.

Home alone..

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Call up Tyson (or any processor of chicken), and ask how much cock meat is in their chicken tenders. :P

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 27, 2018:

@Zoohome No, but I did see some lip balm at a farm supply store that was called Chicken Plop. Or Chicken Poo, or something like that. Naturally, I didn't buy it.

Poor spelling offends me, well not really.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 26, 2018:

The person that put the note on there might be able to read, but not "wright".

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 27, 2018:

@zorialoki If adolf and ava didn't kill themselves on april 30 1945, moved to the US, and became teachers, this was them. He would scream at us all the time! Calling us twits! He Even had a 'board of education" paddle in the class room! Ironically he had us watch the music video of We're Not Gonna Take it, then the fuck gave us a test on it! One time he yelled "mike get over here"! I went to his desk. He yelled "are you Veronica". Everyone in the classroom was laughing! Her is a little different story. She'd get mad if someone asked a question. So we would always team up and ask the same question about the same thing. That really made her mad!

Home alone..

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Call up Tyson (or any processor of chicken), and ask how much cock meat is in their chicken tenders. :P

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 27, 2018:

@Zoohome I made that joke several years ago on another forum. One guy claimed that roosters do go for slaughter. Guess what? we raised chickens when I was young, and yes roosters went for slaughter. It's like asking a company that produces ground beef how much is Bull, and how much is Hefer. On a side note, If I had billions, I'd make a chicken company. In small letters below the name put "contains cock meat". Or have another line that says "cock free meat". One of two things would happen. It'd sell like hotcakes just as a novelty for the box. Or, I'd produce lots of jobs for the complaint line. Maybe both. lol

Don't get all glib about your fall pics

Zoohome comments on Sep 27, 2018:

I am at a farm, it is 90+ degrees outside, we mayne have had 70s at night, and I just noticed yellowish leaves on the roof. WTF???!!! How does that tree knows we are officially in the fall season?

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 27, 2018:

@Zoohome I'll accept your heat, and send you snow in return!

Poor spelling offends me, well not really.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 26, 2018:

The person that put the note on there might be able to read, but not "wright".

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 27, 2018:

@zorialoki I needed a flask for that class! This gal was about 70, and mean as shit! She'd make a train take a dirt road! Her husband was also a teacher there. Both were asses! Ironically, their last name was Schurman, which is probably where the name from the tank came from...

Don't get all glib about your fall pics

Zoohome comments on Sep 27, 2018:

I am at a farm, it is 90+ degrees outside, we mayne have had 70s at night, and I just noticed yellowish leaves on the roof. WTF???!!! How does that tree knows we are officially in the fall season?

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 27, 2018:

It has been getting in the 30's here late at night. Mother nature owes me another spring! We went straight from arctic tundra hell to inferno in just a few days.

What is something that you were told by a religious figure that made you mad?

zarathustra13 comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Baptist minister told me when I was a kid that animals do not go to heaven. That made me angry at the time. I've forgiven him now.

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 27, 2018:

You should have refereed to him the movie All Dogs Go To Heaven! lol

Poor spelling offends me, well not really.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 26, 2018:

The person that put the note on there might be able to read, but not "wright".

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 27, 2018:

@zorialoki AAA (space) BBB (space). I still remember that. One of the drills we did was a sentence that was "Ada had a flask". I was in junior high! Why are they telling me about a device to hide alcohol? lol

What is something that you were told by a religious figure that made you mad?

Georgia323 comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Catholic school for 8 years. Forced to go to confession twice a year. Priest said "ok so tell me your sins". I didn't know what to say, I was 8. He became so frustrated with me and said "well you must have done something to make your parents mad or lied to them or something!". I still remained ...

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 26, 2018:

Oh yeah. The good 'ole confessional. A good answer (if you were the booth for privacy).... I'd start of with "forgive me father for I have sinned. My last confession was (whatever) ago". "what is your confession my son"? I put a bomb in this place and you have 60 seconds to get out before it goes off!

PROOF THAT TRUMP IS A HERO One of my FB friends is a yuge pro-Trumper and evangelical.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 26, 2018:

As much a I dislike the guy this is 100% true! Look at the upper left. He even left his golf bag behind! - Fox news

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 26, 2018:

@Sgt_Spanky No fast food wrappers. I'm going with golf bag.

More and more I am noticing intolerant and closed minded people joining this site.

sassygirl3869 comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Trump is the new Hitler-no doubt whatsoever.

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 26, 2018:

@freeofgod Like the wannabe white suburbian guy that listens to gangsta rap, and thinks he is a gangsta? I'd agree. At least hitler fought for his country during WW!. We were allies at that time. But uncle bone spur...

Working conditions.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Check out indeed.com. I had two job interviews that they hired me on the spot. One they called me. I NEVER filled an app in for them. The second was a very short interview. One page app. The interview didn't last 30 seconds. He skimmed over it for a few seconds. Then asked when was the last time I ...

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 26, 2018:

@OpposingOpposum Let's face it. No one will tell you about the part of the job everyone hates. However I had one company that said "this is why most people quit. Yes quit. My dumb ass took the job any ways. I asked my boss one day what my hours were for the next day. Said he didn't know. Almost done with my shift the next day, and surprise! I had to work 4 more hours. It's pretty bad when co-workers literally beg you to get people to get a job there. You couldn't leave the premisis while on duty. Only time you could go to the bathroom, or eat was when they weren't busy. I left my food in the fridge. I got time to eat it. Some asshole ate most of my spaghetti and meatballs! Just a few noodles left. Needless to say I was supposed to get off at midnight. I had plans to have a bonfire and grill with my friends.I walked out of that place out of my "shift". They did charge me for the uniform, and I did complain about my missing lunch. Nothing happened.

What is the dumbest thing you've got pulled over for, got a ticket, or even arrested for?

Lucy_Fehr comments on Sep 26, 2018:

My brother was a known criminal in this little town for being a thief and my brother and I had never gotten along because he had always been a bad person since childhood. So the lifetime of being judged by his actions has always been a sore spot with me. When I see/hear people say someone is bad ...

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 26, 2018:

Small villages are the best aren't they? Even if you don't know what you are doing, everyone else thinks they know what you are doing. There was a post a day or so ago kinda on the topic. People WILL make you "guilty by association". I was friends with a violent guy (4 time fellon). He'd come over to my house all the time unannounced. People found out I was a friend of his. This I know for fact; the police were watching my house. Not because of anything I did, but because he would constantly be around. Another friend of mine had his house watched. We have both severed ties with him. The police stopped snooping around my house when I made a written statement against him, and filed a restraining order. The court already gave him a 2-3 month order. I got it extended for 1 year. It's shitty that you are accused of being a bad person just because you know someone, or even worse, related to them. You can pick your friends. You can't pick your relatives.

How are they still in office?? ????

sassygirl3869 comments on Sep 26, 2018:

No one is in office. Several are behind bars. As Manafort and Cohen flip Trump's kids will be indicted and Trump will be put behind bars.

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 26, 2018:

@Byrdsfan He put the POS in POTUS. Well maybe nixon, but he's bringing it back again!

More and more I am noticing intolerant and closed minded people joining this site.

sassygirl3869 comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Trump is the new Hitler-no doubt whatsoever.

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 26, 2018:

At least hitler had good hair! That's all I got. PS I hate when someone compares anyone to hitler or the nazis. No one is like the nazis. Not even wal-mart. And they lock you in at night.

Poor spelling offends me, well not really.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 26, 2018:

The person that put the note on there might be able to read, but not "wright".

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 26, 2018:

@phxbillcee I used to be a grammar nazi. Had my own badge and everything! Okay, didn't have a badge. Most people get mad, and don't care, but this is bad. I mistype all the time. I just let it be.

You think your job sucks?

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 26, 2018:

What's even worse is if you are a straight guy, and the company asks you to review their product. Or quality control.

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 26, 2018:

@balou On a positive note... She's not in the mood. "Sweetheart my boss says I need to test this out", and compare it to the real thing. Why does your boss make you do this every day? He says I need my report by tomorrow or I'm canned. It's saturday, and you don't work 'till monday! Maybe a silver lining?

What is the dumbest thing you've got pulled over for, got a ticket, or even arrested for?

gearl comments on Sep 26, 2018:

I only remember one outstanding instance. During the period of my life between marriages, I was heading home early in the morning and was pulled over and when I asked the cop said I had stopped too fast. He then asked where I was going and I said home but then he had me walking the white line and ...

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 26, 2018:

I was in the ER because of my back. I couldn't drive to get pills because they gave me morphene. She got pulled over because we had to drive 80 miles to the nearest 24 hr pharmacy. It was late. She was tired. A police officer said she was drunk. My mom hardly ever drinks, and when she does, it maybe a glass of wine. She was just fatigued. Lots of people get pulled over because they are simply tired, and they mistake it for a drunk driver.

Do you expect your tax cut to be greater or less than last year?

Marine comments on Sep 25, 2018:

My tax cut was eliminated by the inability to declare my medical expenses of $21000 which is close to an annual expense with medical bills ,drugs and insurance premiums. Add to this his aim to cut social security and medicare and many other social programs and the tax cuts for most people does not ...

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 26, 2018:

@Marine That really sucks. Especially if you were in the military. I was told by a CPA and the bank that I couldn't deduct medical bills. Must have different medical plans, or these guys were flat out wrong.

What is the dumbest thing you've got pulled over for, got a ticket, or even arrested for?

Green_eyes comments on Sep 26, 2018:

I was pulled over for not having a front license plate. Usually these are incidental things they mention if you’re stopped for something else. I just asked her if she would drill holes in her bumper if she drove a Porsche? She admitted no and let me go.

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 26, 2018:

At least she let you go. If the vehicle was sold to a dealer in a state where front plates are required, the dealership should have put the bracket on. I worked for FoMoCo, and the new vehicles didn't have them, so I had to put them on. Technically (depending on your state) that could be a secondary offense. Not a primary. Here in Nebraska, you can't be pulled over for not wearing a seatbelt. You can get a ticket if pulled over for something else. However in Iowa they can pull you over.

Me when people say the eyes are the window to your soul . . . .

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 26, 2018:

You take LSD?

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 26, 2018:

@Martie1965 My autocorrect is messed up. It was supposed to say "fuck the police". Damn autocorrect! lol

Me when people say the eyes are the window to your soul . . . .

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 26, 2018:

You take LSD?

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 26, 2018:

@Martie1965 Yeah, I'm the best undercover cop ever! No one would ever suspect me! Wait a sec...

Me when people say the eyes are the window to your soul . . . .

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 26, 2018:

You take LSD?

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 26, 2018:

@Martie1965 I'm an undercover cop. Don't tell anyone tho...

What a crook

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 26, 2018:

What happened to blessed are the poor?

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 26, 2018:

@Eclipsechaser Yeah, if they don't practice what they preach, they should at least preach what they practice!

Just leave it alone!

KKGator comments on Sep 26, 2018:

This is SO true!!!!!

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 26, 2018:

@balou I avoid them for other reasons. Haven't shopped at one in a very long time. They change things around so you go in for one thing then look around and buy two carts worth of shit. All you needed was toilet paper.

yoga gives us so many interesting memes.

Captnron59 comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Jagermiester pose... been there...nasty shit

TheGreatShadow replies on Sep 26, 2018:

@glennlab What do you have against a NyQuill Bomb. lol