Tug of War

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 9, 2018:

I'd come in with a destroyer to break it up! lol

Perfect Boyfriend

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 9, 2018:

And has 7 figures in his bank account...

Hi, I wonder if I can still belong to this group if I'm no longer single?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 9, 2018:

I don't think anyone will kick you out, but if your sweetie finds out, that might be another story.

Pastors say God needs our . Why doesn't God just write another Bible?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 9, 2018:

I think he got screwed on royalties. lol

What Have We Become?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 9, 2018:

France called. They want their Statue of Liberty back...

Shouldn't take us long.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 9, 2018:

NASA is already starting to colonize Mars. They've been taking applications for a few years. They are planning on only sending a few people at first, then a few more every so years. If picked you BETTER like the people that go with you! There's no return ticket...

Gardyloo - Derived from the French shout of "garde a l'eau" (Beware of the water) when a chamber pot...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 9, 2018:

I should open a French restraunt and put that on the menu! lol My mother was in France years ago. She didn't know any French. So when she went to a restraunt, she dididn't know how to order. She just pointed to what others were eating. It was a burger with a raw egg on top! YUCK!

Perception is one thing, but in the case of this meme someone has actually placed either a 6 or a 9 ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Saw it before still brilliant.

Christians at their best.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 9, 2018:

I hope this is a joke. If not I bet they are the first one at church sitting in the front row!

Christian Wife Swappers Preach The Word Of God Through Swinging [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 7, 2018:

I'm staying away from that gym. And his swinging club.

Remember this?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 7, 2018:

Land before time. Remember when that came out.

I learned , I needed to pay attention to what others had to say about other people , in order to ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 7, 2018:

No! Unless you want a golddigger.

Sun Drunk kitty (Rainey)..

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 7, 2018:

I had a cat fall asleep when sitting on her butt with her front paws extended while sunbathing. Lol ot I know a guy that fell asleep while mowing his lawn. It was a push mower...

It is just the skinny jean fad

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 7, 2018:

If she's your girl, you better say no!!!

I saw this today on FB and thought - "This must be posted to Insomniacs!"....

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 7, 2018:

So true! You look at the clock and don't know if its am or pm.

Or, if they're thinking of a disco-themed prom!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 7, 2018:

Teachers are trained to teach. Most people don't know how to handle a hostile situation.

Oh the joys of dating as an adult hahaha

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 7, 2018:

Lol! A friend and I came up with an application to date me. Not joking. Four of the things were a STD test, background check, mental exam, and drug test! Should include the deposit. Lol

Have You Saved Someone's Life?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 7, 2018:

I prevented 2 people from killing themself. One I wish did...

These Are Always Dangerous

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 7, 2018:

Zombies swim. Just really slow. Thought they were slow on land?

What Is one thing I can do to improve or to make my profile more appealing to women? : ) thanks!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 6, 2018:

Posts like this doesn't help. I know you said profile but, they could read this.

Flux capacitor is ready

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 6, 2018:

Extremely low alcohol beer was common to drink throughout the day hundreds of years ago. Reason is the water sucked, and would kill. Speaking of flux capacitor, a parts store did have that as a part. The mfr was eb enterprises. Lol oreilys had it on their site.

If there was a god and if he did social media

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 6, 2018:

Hes on the toilet while blocking...

Let’s Talk About Jesus

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 6, 2018:

With my luck there'd be a bible convention boarding....

Warning! Don't leave kids unattended with a pit bull!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 6, 2018:

Lol. Don't leave them with me either! The kids I mean.

Has anybody attended a non-believer 'church'?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 6, 2018:

No, nor do I plan to. Do you have to learn silly songs, compare clothing, and listen to important sounding dead languages? Asking for a friend.

Who are some of your favorite philosophers?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 6, 2018:

Nitze and shoppenhour

When did God......

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 6, 2018:

Define God.

Watch out kids!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 6, 2018:

But it leads to death!

That's about it.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 6, 2018:

Omg that made me laugh! I'm gonna send that to my mom! She met Elvis.

Pretty sneaky!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 6, 2018:

In it it should be full.

Any women interested in me?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 6, 2018:

Doesn't come off as desperate...

Could an AI truly be conscious?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 6, 2018:

No. AI is programmed to do a specific task. The programmers make them do what they want. Hence artificial in AI. Think you've been watching too much sci fi.

No religion needed, here you go!!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 6, 2018:

And why they have control over us.

Who ya gonna call?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 6, 2018:

Zombie outbreak response team. Jewish division.

Loan Shark Jebus?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 6, 2018:

Nah thats robbery Jesus. Looks like the mug shot of the guy that stole my hub caps.

Lamb of God - Redneck [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 6, 2018:

In defense of our good name...

A little science/ drinking humor.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 6, 2018:

The cause of and solution to all of life's problems.

Most people are too stupid to vote out incumbents

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 6, 2018:

I'd vote for Obama a third time.

Best Headline Ever!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 6, 2018:

Even the pigs in Australia have a drinking problem!

Houston Area Only: I have 2 tickets see Already Gone (which is a band a good friend of mine is in) ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 6, 2018:

Never heard of the band, nor am I around Huston. Side note have either of you heard of a band from Highland called Hideously Defleshed? I knew Scott.

The sound of silence, Disturbed. [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 6, 2018:

Original is far better IMHO.

They are talking how they will charge trump so this is happening in the next few weeks, finally

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 5, 2018:

I haven't read any articles. Computer internet won't work. Stuck on tablet. Hell just fire anyone... Link?

Again things are happening in our state.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 5, 2018:

I understand that you are trying to help. However mental instability has no age limit. I'm all for having a mental exam to get a firearm.

Slayer-Here comes the pain [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 4, 2018:

Motherfucking Slayer!

I am new here and seen this group.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 3, 2018:

Welcome and you will find lots of friendly people on here. Sorry to hear about your tramatic past.

Suicide Nation (Album Version) by At The Gates [youtube.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 2, 2018:

I have slaughter of the Soul on vinyl. First press. Met Thomas a few years ago.

Relationships.?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 1, 2018:

Word. If you try too hard to find one you'll be disappointed. It usually happens when you least expect it.

Is the profile of this group Alice Cooper? xXx

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 1, 2018:

Yes

If Your Ex Started Dating.....

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 1, 2018:

In my experience people that do that are already talking to someone before the breakup.

Murder rate in England for 16/17 was 723 Attempted murder same time period was 920 murders here, ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 1, 2018:

They have more robberies than the us. Just saying.

Happy 1st of July Canucks

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 1, 2018:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=biq0NAF2e60

Pick One-Where Are You ?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 1, 2018:

Single but I'd have to find someone that we hit it off very good from the beginning. Otherwise it's not worth my time. Getting too old for games.

Happy Canada Day, my friends! Bonne journée du Canada, mes amis!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 1, 2018:

Do I have to go to Canada to celebrate? Lol https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=biq0NAF2e60

I think we could solve America's problems for them and our problems with some of the Americans in ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 1, 2018:

I live in jesusland. :(

rain tonight so I ended up in the basement, sucking up water with the shop vac.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 1, 2018:

Hell we got over 10" of rain in 24 hours! It's been raining almost non stop for days!

Under 5% of Americans travel overseas - fact or myth?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 30, 2018:

Cost is biggest. I haven't even left the state in a long time.

Maybe I'm wrong and maybe there is a hell.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 30, 2018:

Id rather die than go to heaven...

Missing Links

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 30, 2018:

Thats funny!

Tosin Abasi on Playing with All Fingers and Double Thumb Picking | Reverb Interview [youtube.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 30, 2018:

Very cool man! Never did get good at finger picking. It's hard. One time I played a song for a guitar player. He thought I was finger picking. No I was raking . That is tricky, but not as tricky as finger picking. Thanks for sharing!

You most likely have never partied this hard....

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 29, 2018:

Well, not that situation, but I used to party with rock stars all the time. I have loads of stories.

Private message me something random. GO AHEAD, MAKE MY DAY!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 29, 2018:

If I was one of my friends, they send me crap I really don't wanna see! lol

Trump: Still Better Than Hitler … For the Most Part

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 29, 2018:

I hate when people say someone is like hitler or a nazi. It's a buzz word. Even this jackwagon! Aspiring tyrant, I'd agree with. The only person that compares to him in modern history would be stalin. Notice I don't capatilize certain words?

God vs. Trump...[counterpunch.org]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 29, 2018:

I pretend to be agnostic as to if trump exists. But let's face it, neither give a shit about the human race.

Bread Preference

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 29, 2018:

Calling bread white is racist! jk/jk I picked wheat/grain off of the list. It's better for you anyways. I mostly don't like white bread. Mostly because it is used so often (just like american cheese - even the REAL cheese). I like home made bread myself. I love home made rye bread, dilly bread, and I even found some English Toasting bread! Those are good! I try not to get pre-packaged bread tho. Way too many preservitives. Home made bread doesn't last nearly as long, so I throw it in the freezer. Problem solved. On a side note about preservitives, I read an article about someone that had a Mickey D's burger for years, and never got mold. I rarely ever eat fast food, but I was in a hurry, and wanted something quick. I got a McDouble, and about half way through eating it I got a stomach ache. I saved the other half and after about 3 weeks (no refrigeration or freezing) it had NO mold! The only reason why I didn't continue the experiment is bacause one of my cats got into the cupboard, and ate it!

This place is a sausage fest.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 29, 2018:

And? Most online dating sites, or a site like this that has singles groups are mostly male. It's reality.

I believe in reasonable gun regulation, not the wild, wild west version the NRA wants to promote.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 29, 2018:

What we can't order one from Sears mail order and have them delivered? lol Serious tho, I have no issue with a more extensive background check.

Prescription has arrived, need some Ready Badly!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 29, 2018:

For me it's xanyx or lortab...

Simon's Cat - "The Snip": [youtube.com] Enjoy!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 29, 2018:

I never get sick of this guys videos!

Canada officially strikes back against US tariffs

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 29, 2018:

Great. Out of all the countries we could have pissed off, why Canada? Not like they did shit to us!

Natural or supernatural?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 29, 2018:

Shit! I made a lengthy post, but I accidently deleted it! Short answer; no. It's someone that is preconcieved to see ghosts when they are looking for one, or something that can't currently be proven by science. Very short answer. OT Cool that you are from Omaha! That is the ONLY place to live in this state!

Languages Prove God, Apparently, Viced Rhino [youtube.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 29, 2018:

So Rosetta Stone is the Devil?

Hey I am new here. I like it so far.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 29, 2018:

Welcome! You will find we are a welcoming crew. We have loads of discussion groups on her for about anything on here!

C.S. Lewis - His Politics [counterpunch.org]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 29, 2018:

Someone gave me a book by him years ago. I tried to read it (can't remember the name of the book). I was catholic at the time, but it was boring!

What do you do about inaccurate memes?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 29, 2018:

Point out that it's not correct with credible links. They ignore those tho, and it gets into a huge pissing match most of the time. Major reason why I am hardly ever on FB anymore. Spend most of my time on here instead. I am fairly new on here, but people rarely ever start fights. One that makes me mad is when someone has a right-wing propaganda with Gene Wylder from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I have to point out he was a life long Liberal! That's about as bad as posting a meme with hitler in the pic supporting Jewish rights. I usually get "but it's a a good picture" or some crap like that.

Would you rather work day shifts, night shifts or graveyard shifts?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 29, 2018:

I need to know what the pay differential is.

Stone Temple Pilots - Sex Type Thing [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 29, 2018:

My favorite song by STP. Core was their best. Then Scott got off drugs and Velvet Revolver was born. lol

Like most people with chronic pain, I am not satisfied with my situation.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 29, 2018:

I idon't know what type of condition you have, but may something like one of those hand helled electric pulse thingys can help. I have one and use it for my back. At the chiropractor they have a commercial version that they call "therapy". Not cheap for a treatment (like $50). My sister is a chiropractor with her own practice, and was trying to find me a used one that she uses in the office. I want to say the commercial version used was like $600.

I find myself wondering how folks in the lifestyle feel about the "me too" movement and vice versa?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 28, 2018:

that's why Ii am too scared to try it on a woman.

Hi yez.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 28, 2018:

I'm not endorsing vox or amazon, but this would be a cheap solution. https://www.amazon.com/AP2BS-amPlug-Bass-Guitar-Headphone/dp/B00NAUKJTY/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8=1530232335&sr=8-5=pocket+amp+bass

Hi yez.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 28, 2018:

My best guess is try a Marshall Pocket amp. I don't know if they make one for bass tho. I know the amps are different. Mine ran off of a 9V battery, so you could carry it around your house. Waiting for something to cook and have to watch it? Multitasking at it's best! Let me do a little resarch. BRB

A friend of mine and I were discussing how the events we go through in our life shape the person we ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 28, 2018:

Yes and no. I'm more on the sociology side tho. You can have traumitic events in your life that will empower you. Some pain lasts forever. Just depends on the individual. IMHO it depends on if you have moral support. That helps. I'm going to be cryptic. I can't answer your personal questions for various reasons, but I like how you want to help people. We'll leave it at that.

Is "Luck" real ?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 28, 2018:

It's all happenstance.

Is it sad that after seeing the news about today's Newspaper Shooting in Annapolis, my first thought...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 28, 2018:

Sad that we hear about things like this almost every week. We need to be more like most Western European Countries, and have it required that you go through a mental exam. It will take years to get firearms from the "bad hombres". But It's a step in the right direction. This time it wasn't the dreaded AR-15, SKS, or AK47. It was a shotgun. That is more effective in short range. It was one of the most feared short-range weapons in both world wars.

I remember an earlier post where we were asked what our favorite remake or song-cover was.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 28, 2018:

That's a damn good question! I usually only like a remake if I don't like the original. I'll have to get back to you on that... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__j5Z_WcVgE

What to do when stuck on a plane next to someone trying to convert you?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 28, 2018:

Ask the flight attendant for a para and jump out. lol Serious answers, ask if you can be moved, or try converting her to athiesm! EDIT: Damnit, people already beat me to the point. Oh well..

So i had what I would call an almost date this afternoon.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 28, 2018:

In my experience, that's a bad sign. Don't want to be the bearer of bad news, but if it annoys you that much, just tell him. Doesn't sound like it's anything serious anyways. JMHO

Fess up. Which one of you is this?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 28, 2018:

I plea the 5th...

Discussion time.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 28, 2018:

A) you have to be a saint to deal with screaming kids on a schoolbus! lol B) Christian music annoys me as much as Achey Breaky Heart! Speaking of which I have a funny story from bible camp. Yes I had to go there. A friend put a NWA CD in their player! They accidentally played it! How many catholics does it take to get a CD out? 3. One trying to figure it out, and two standing around watching. lol True story. Reminds me of something else I just remembered and want to post. :)

What is your view on the Right to Die issue?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 28, 2018:

I know I'm going to get a lot of bad comments, but hear me out first. I guess everyone has the right to destroy themselves, but usually it's something minor. That's the cowards way out. Unless it is some severe medical condition, I might understand. Why did Chris Cornell take his life? It's usually a perminent solution for a temporary problem. No honor for them. If you could get into my head for a few seconds, you'd think you'd kill yourself. Not me. I am stronger than that.

What's the saddest song you have heard.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 28, 2018:

Thought of another. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFbNtqvtSf8

What's the saddest song you have heard.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 28, 2018:

This is a song about John's good friend that died in a motorcycle accident. I know it sounds a little preachy, but good. John is an egotistical asshole tho. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eQ6smosgi0

Interesting read: How the NRA is trying to reach women ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 28, 2018:

Fuck the NRA! All they do is spread lies and propaganda! Not going to even bother to read the article.

This president is the worst. He brings hate and racism to the office.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 27, 2018:

Don't even get me started on this jackwagon!

The 4th of July is right around the corner . What are the North Carolina laws regarding fireworks ?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 27, 2018:

The max capacity for any weapon in your state is 10 rds. Pistols might be different.

Check out Jesus Christ on Twitter. Hilarious!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 27, 2018:

That actually made me laugh! I'm gonna steal that, and send it to a buddy! :)

Sigh i just want a boy friend who is handsome, foreign, well off, not interested in sex too much, ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 27, 2018:

You are being unrealistic. I used to date 9's and 10's. Now I just want someone that I can bond with, and she does everything 50/50. You want a guy for his money? His looks? You don't want to open up. That is the first step. Good luck in your fairy tale love of your life. External beauty is only cosmetic.

Can you be an Atheist/Agnostic and have a Conservative stance?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 27, 2018:

Sure you can! I am a gun-toting, anti-abortion (with limited exception) that is VERY Liberal. PS fuck the NRA.

Motorhead - Eat the rich [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 27, 2018:

Still pissed off they had to cancle, and never rescheduled!

why does this exist

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 27, 2018:

Try me. I'll debate all day long! I'm good for practice! :D

What's the worst gift you've ever had?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 27, 2018:

Life. People in general.