Like calling your bathroom a Gym instead of a John

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 28, 2019:

43 is old?!? I wish I was 43!

Jimmy Kimmel on Michael Cohen's Bombshell Testimony - YouTube

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Willful ignorance on the part of Republicans.

To all the point whores I have helped in the last year, I am reaching out to you as I am within ...

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Everybody helped me out to get to level 8, so here's a like and a comment.

Bill.. I said my good-byes this morning... girls are gonna miss me.

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Good luck on your new adventure!

Cue the violins.

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Know any handymen? Surely you can find someone to fix it. Look online. I'm sorry things aren't going well.

Has anyone had any naked dreams?

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 28, 2019:

I remember one I had from a long time ago, where I was out walking around and realized I didn't have on any pants or underwear, and I was horrified.

I’m going to read replies in Samuel L. Jackson’s voice

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Don't forget Katie's birthday dinner, motherfucker!

@actofdog just made Level 8!!! Stick with us, Grasshopper & you will go far!

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Congrats!

Got my tee!! ? And yes, layers. Bloody cold here...

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Congrats!

Count me in...

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

It'll be tough, but I'll do it.

A tip for country folk...

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Watch out for that rock!

This exchange is priceless...

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Idiots everywhere.

Someone toss me a pair of red sparkly shoes This windstorm is getting harsh!.

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

It was bad here yesterday, but it's gone now.

I do not know exactly why I felt so sad when he kissed her forehead.

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

That is awesome.

Why is there such antipathy to government dispensed health care?

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Because Americans have been indoctrinated so much and for so long against "socialism" that they can't tolerate it, even though they don't know why.

SPIKE LEE ! Oh my god! About damn time!!

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Yeah, but he didn't get one for Director.

Is it a dog bird, or a bird dog?

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 24, 2019:

The stupid site bug took out the word "dog" from the caption. It's supposed to say "Is it a dog bird, or a bird dog?"

dead.....

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 24, 2019:

I'm stealing this one.

Another Member, @MissKathleen, has just reached that vaunted Level 9! Congrats are in order!

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 23, 2019:

Congrats! I'll be there someday!

Just a heads up, I am having hip replacement Monday morning & I will be offline from Monday until ...

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 23, 2019:

Hope all goes well!

"One of the great attractions of patriotism - it fulfills our worst wishes.

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 22, 2019:

Sad but true.

....in case anyone was wondering.

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 22, 2019:

I'll join you!

I know I'm going to get killed for this one....

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 22, 2019:

That's a groaner!

My life is so different than it was two short years ago.

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 22, 2019:

I know what you mean. It's been 5 years since my wife and I split, and I'm still trying to figure out what this new version of me is.

I should at least get some comments for points

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 22, 2019:

Stolen, and re-posted on facebook.

Smollett - this guy just ruined his own life.

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 21, 2019:

No doubt.

Beowolf gave me an idea.

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 21, 2019:

I'll bet not, for the most part.

North Carolina orders new House election after officials determine GOP win was "tainted" by fraud

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 21, 2019:

I'm glad. That was some pretty egregious cheating.

What is your favourite number and why?

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 21, 2019:

3, and multiples of 3. Don't really know why. Look at my user name.

Recent scientific studies point to the main causes of depression as relating to the close ...

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 21, 2019:

I'm not sure about that, but if it's right, it would explain a lot.

Folks I believe we are there.

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 21, 2019:

I'll believe it when it actually happens.

This is a meme "page."

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Damn, I had that one loaded and ready to go!

If you don't get this....you haven't been single very long.

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 21, 2019:

I don''t get it.

Sounds legit....

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Wow! I never thought of it like that!

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Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Happens to me all the time.

I'm alway feeling this

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Don't forget horny!

Just got a call from a guy with an accent and a dog barking in the background claiming to be with ...

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 20, 2019:

I had a similar call last week, but without the barking dog. I kept talking to see where it was going, and when he told me I had to make a payment to cover the insurance first, I told him it was a scam. He kept arguing with me, but I hung up.

I don't see the resemblance.

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 20, 2019:

Posted this one last week with a different caption, and it got pulled. Let's see what happens.

How do you cope with the possibility of the lack of an afterlife?

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

It doesn't bother me in the least. You live, and then you die. And after you die, you don't know that you're dead, so there's nothing to worry about.

"If we go on the way we have, the fault is our greed and if we are not willing to change, we will ...

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

Yep.

New here, and not usually greatly into Eastern philosophies, but have embarked on a long-term ...

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

Well, I haven't read that version, but I have read several others, and quite a bit of commentary about the Tao Te Ching, and I'd bet you can't go wrong with it.

I know the feeling....

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

What feeling is that?

More bad punning....

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

*groan*

You were warned....

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

...and will go downhill from here.

In praise of libraries and librarians.

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

My grandmother was the town librarian when I was growing up. I loved being there.

this what happens when you don't have insurance.

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

...but you have AAA!

If that doesn't work try Maroon5...

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

My friend used to get out the Kim Fowley albums when there were too many at the party.

Edwin This newness so much like opening a gift, these giddy days of cotton candy calls, ...

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

Nice! Somehow I missed tis one when you posted it.

Wooo hoooo!! I reached level nine in 15 months.

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

Congrats! I'm not far behind!

Everything I wish you could feel how it is As your winds blow across my heart.

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Very nice!

I've just noticed I'm 53 points away from level 8.

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Here's a like and a comment to help you along.

Looking good

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 17, 2019:

That's a major nah.

Hey guys, new to the group, I just have a question for nonbelievers who live in the Bible Belt or in...

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Because all my old friends and family are here, and after living in California and Oregon, I missed them, and this place. Besides, my close family and friends are not religious.

Now that's acting! LOL!

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Trying to think of a witty response, but I've got a miserable cold and my brain isn't functioning too well.

He do have a Point.

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Yep.

Such astounding logic....

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Amazingly stupid!

Fuck the grammar Nazis....

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Okay. I will!

I'm interested....

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Looks like pussy heaven to me!

In a new minty flavor....

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Consider this one stolen. Thanks!

Funny, anyway you slice it

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Sick of seeing those things on facebook.

Too much of this on both sides of politics

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Too true!

This is from a FB page I love called Aware Wolf.

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Good for you! Keep going!

Wearing pants to post memes? What is this....Victorian England?

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

I always say "No. But my folks were."

Double Entendre I think about you when I hear Jason Mraz sing I Want You to Have it All.

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

I know exactly how you feel. Good write.

Dandelion In a meadow next to forest All kinds of flowers bloom Insignificant like the truth ...

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Nice!

Even if you do not have anyone special to spend time with on this Heart Day, love yourself.

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Back atcha!

{Warning! This is not a meme!!! (LOL!)} I just hit Level 9.

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Awesome! You can be the first to reach it! Then what will happen?

Yeah, me too

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Yep. It's been a while. Too long.

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Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Awesome!

From a few years back, when winter was hitting me hard.

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Very nice!

Something to set the mood.

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 13, 2019:

I know that would put me in the mood!

The window of embrace: She touched my hand while giving me that telepathic come hither lets ...

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Nice.

Can you guess/

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Uh...mouse! Because of the big ears!

In honor of Darwin Day, here are some pictures of wildlife from my last trip to Galápagos! None of...

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Awesome!

Black lives matter.

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Absolutely.

I guess they got us . . Time to shut the site down?

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Time to teach them how to spell atheists.

Just another passing thought: '''''''''''''''''''''''' Individually Alike by J.

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Very nice.

I have just had occasion to use the following poem in response to another's reply.

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Wow! I didn't realize the date of that was Sept. 11.

“At the end of the day, what gives our lives meaning is how we are loved.” Do you agree?

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Not just how we are loved, but how we love others. Of course, people can find meaning in other things, but its usually something they love.

Very hard choice

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 11, 2019:

LMFAO!

Making the bacon

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Which one will get there first?

Stunning resemblance

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Yeah, but who's the smartest?

I found a great moment shared by Ahmed Best.

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Excellent.

Today while snowshoeing, I learned a friend is gay.

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Beautiful pictures.

I have made mistakes.

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Man, that's the truth! (For me, anyway.)

[brainpickings.org]

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 9, 2019:

This is the article about Seneca on anxiety.

Men don't like intelligent women.

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Wrong! At least for this man. That's the main thing that drew me to my wife of 35 years.

It's a good question.....

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 9, 2019:

And I really mean it this time:

This is from another member who had trouble posting directly.

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Interesting. Communication is sometimes a lot more difficult than it seems.

Loneliness is , spooning alone

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

I've got the alone part down, but how do you spoon alone?

Planning to stream some Albert Finney movies this weekend. Suggestions?

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Under the Volcano.

Morning Person or Night Owl?

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Night owl, most definitely.

Planning to stream some Albert Finney movies this weekend. Suggestions?

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Tom Jones.

I need to plant some of these in my garden

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 8, 2019:

LMAO!!

Monty Python

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Oh yeah.

Today's cheese. ???

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 7, 2019:

He's got the right idea.

Can't win with these people ....

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

"Self raped her sin cave" LOL!

Earlier a fellow flirted me up at work.

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

I have the same problem. It's like in my mind, I'm still the same age as I was before I met my ex-wife (mid-20s) and I tend to look at the wrong women. Of course I always realize my mistake before I actually talk to them or anything, but still. I need to be scoping out the older ones.

Do other people on this site frequently edit their profiles and bios?

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

I redid mine once. Not sure it's any better than the original one was.

what groups are on this site

Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 5, 2019:

There's only about a million. Almost anything you can think of.