I'm glad I found this site. It keeps me from being lonely sometimes.

VLove comments on May 12, 2018:

I can relate to your remark; but the members are nearly all Americans. I'm an Australian who feels most of you are so insular and have little interest in the rest of the world. So, I don't get much comfort from the site unfortunatley. There IS cultural difference.

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 13, 2018:

@VLove I try to be aware of the rest of the world. It's hard, though, because American news sources, along with the rest of us, are swallowed up by this political hell-hole that is Donald Trump.

I'm glad I found this site. It keeps me from being lonely sometimes.

VLove comments on May 12, 2018:

I can relate to your remark; but the members are nearly all Americans. I'm an Australian who feels most of you are so insular and have little interest in the rest of the world. So, I don't get much comfort from the site unfortunatley. There IS cultural difference.

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 13, 2018:

I haven't noticed that myself, but then I am American. In what way do you feel excluded? When we talk about American politics? I guess it is true that I don't see that much on here about various world situations, and I would agree that Americans tend to be insular, but there are lots of subjects that are interpersonal, and wouldn't seem to me to be particular to just Americans.

Ancient Lost City of Mardaman Uncovered in Iraq [livescience.com]

Tomfoolery33 comments on May 12, 2018:

Cool.

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 12, 2018:

@phxbillcee Sure! Hopefully we'll get some more members.

Gee, yeah!

RavenCT comments on May 12, 2018:

Once more this is the appropriate pleasure room:

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 12, 2018:

lol

Drive-in movies

Tomfoolery33 comments on May 12, 2018:

Me and my girlfriend snuck in in the back of my brother's van. There were other goings-on back there as well. I have a longer story about another drive-in adventure when we were all tripping, but I'll save that one.

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 12, 2018:

@michaelj It's a pretty long story, and I don't know where to post it.

Well, that seems true.

Emme comments on May 12, 2018:

Ew...at a kids Party.

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 12, 2018:

I didn't notice that. You're right...ew.

I'm glad I found this site. It keeps me from being lonely sometimes.

Markus comments on May 12, 2018:

I’m glad you found it too. Your memes have kept me laughing since you got here?

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 12, 2018:

Thank you. I try.

Okay guys, I've been gone all day helping my son build a fence, so what did I miss?

vita comments on May 12, 2018:

We all got together in chat and talked about the only person who wasn't there.

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 12, 2018:

LOL

Okay guys, I've been gone all day helping my son build a fence, so what did I miss?

KateZilla comments on May 12, 2018:

sunscreen?

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 12, 2018:

You are correct!

He tried...

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Unless you want her to use the same type of needle???

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 12, 2018:

Ouch!

A Murder Alongside the cheap new motel a stand of pines is black and loud with crows.

Petter comments on May 12, 2018:

Strange collective noun, that. "Murder"

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 12, 2018:

Yes, it is. I don't know where it came from.

A Murder Alongside the cheap new motel a stand of pines is black and loud with crows.

stinkeye_a comments on May 12, 2018:

You have a way of crystalizing a scene, a moment, a feeling that I greatly admire.

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 12, 2018:

Thank you.

A Murder Alongside the cheap new motel a stand of pines is black and loud with crows.

EdEarl comments on May 12, 2018:

A Murder is a snapshot wrought in words, a picture of modern man with vices and waste juxtaposed with natures splendor. Excellent.

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 12, 2018:

Thank you.

A Murder Alongside the cheap new motel a stand of pines is black and loud with crows.

Razorjelly comments on May 12, 2018:

Very well crafted piece.

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 12, 2018:

Thank you.

I'm glad I found this site. It keeps me from being lonely sometimes.

CeliaVL comments on May 12, 2018:

You sound like an interesting person from your Introduction. Are you lonely because you live somewhere where there aren't many like you, or are you a loner by choice? This is a good site for lonely people as there is usually someone on the same wavelength to chat to..

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 12, 2018:

I'm only lonely sometimes, when I miss my family being around. I'm a loner because of divorce, and my kids growing up. I do still see family and friends, just not as much as I used to.

I guess it happens.

Livinlife comments on May 12, 2018:

Back when I worked in the Emergency Room, there was some crazy shit

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 12, 2018:

I'm sure there was!

There Will Be Another .

Tomfoolery33 comments on May 11, 2018:

That's great!

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 12, 2018:

@Petter Yep!

I'm glad I found this site. It keeps me from being lonely sometimes.

birdingnut comments on May 12, 2018:

Yup..it is entertaining quite often! You have a great profile, and Huntington is in a central area, with a high quality arts community. I used to live an hour from there, near Morehead, KY, and often went ballroom dancing there on weekends, or took in plays and ballets. Plus the people there seem...

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 12, 2018:

Yeah, I think the college is having more and more influence on the town. Overall, I like it here.

I'm glad I found this site. It keeps me from being lonely sometimes.

Varn comments on May 12, 2018:

It makes me feel I’ve something in common with some very bright people :-)

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 12, 2018:

That's true.

Oppositional Reliant When do I have the right to say “no”?

Tomfoolery33 comments on May 11, 2018:

Very good! You must work really hard on these poems. The wording and meter is so exact. And of course I agree with the meaning, too.

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 11, 2018:

@stinkeye_a Wait a minute. I lied. There's a poem I posted in Poet's Corner called Climbing. I moved the rhymes around so they weren't all end rhymes, and the scheme changes too.

Oppositional Reliant When do I have the right to say “no”?

Tomfoolery33 comments on May 11, 2018:

Very good! You must work really hard on these poems. The wording and meter is so exact. And of course I agree with the meaning, too.

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 11, 2018:

@stinkeye_a It's been quite a few years since I wrote with rhyme. I spent some time playing with different schemes and forms, but I fall more naturally into free verse.

This is my 14-year-old mutt we got from the shelter, named Toby.

squiggy_70 comments on May 11, 2018:

beautiful I would love to find a shelter dog believe it or not it i hard to find themany more. and being eted now? I have a cat so it leaves me out

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 11, 2018:

If the cat's there first, sometimes it works out with a dog coming in. Toby got used to cats we moved in on him. You never can tell. Don't you have a shelter or pound of some king near you?

A couple of pics of Toby when we first got him from the shelter in 2004.

SACatWalker comments on May 11, 2018:

Aww. This really caught my eye because I took in a cat about 6 months ago and after much thought named him Toby. I really like the name and so does he.

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 11, 2018:

My wife named him after a character in a book we read to the kids.

This Friday I sign the final papers.

Tomfoolery33 comments on May 9, 2018:

Excellent poem! I just got divorced a few years back after 35 years, and though it wasn't a bad divorce, as these things go, it tore me apart and left me feeling like my life was uprooted. Part of that was because I also lost my job, and our 2 kids were growing up and moving out. I feel for you, ...

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 11, 2018:

@Stargazer13 I'm doing much better these days. Thanks for asking,

Yep, that's Kim.

Johnsalterego comments on May 11, 2018:

Does yoga at the gym and circles the parking lot 20 times trying to get a spot next to the door...

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 11, 2018:

Sounds about right.

This is a poem written during our "sabbatical" in southern Oregon many years ago.

ProudMerry comments on May 11, 2018:

The photo was redundant. Your descriptions rock.

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 11, 2018:

Thank you very much.

Just a Robot Going for a run [youtube.com]

Nickbeee comments on May 11, 2018:

Said Robots earlier drunk incarnation. https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=97&v=ttVhzzaPd_k

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 11, 2018:

I've seen one of these with the dubbed talking that is hilarious! This one is different, but still funny!

This is my 14-year-old mutt we got from the shelter, named Toby.

kmdskit3 comments on May 11, 2018:

"What's up? Walkies? Treats? What's up? What's up? " At least that looks like what he's thinking... :)

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 11, 2018:

He was wondering what I was doing down in the floor to take this picture, lol.

The Family Circus

LEPeff comments on May 11, 2018:

Will I have to get a new mark of the beast or can I use the one that I've had for years?

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 11, 2018:

@phxbillcee Of course!

Yep, that's Kim.

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

Ma'am, I AM the manager!

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 11, 2018:

lol

No female polygamists.

Donotbelieve comments on May 11, 2018:

I would do it! Where's my hairy harem?

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 11, 2018:

I'll volunteer!

The Family Circus

LEPeff comments on May 11, 2018:

Will I have to get a new mark of the beast or can I use the one that I've had for years?

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 11, 2018:

Hmm...good question.

Plan ahead.

LEPeff comments on May 11, 2018:

What about Doro Pesch from when she was in Warlock?

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 11, 2018:

Maybe a better idea.

This is a poem written during our "sabbatical" in southern Oregon many years ago.

AstralSmoke comments on May 11, 2018:

Oblivion was a way of coping with the mundane?

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 11, 2018:

No, not at all. I was just so absorbed in reading and writing at the time, that I would spend days in my head. But then I would attend to the beauty all around.

Potential album cover for the next CD by my son and his band.

kmdskit3 comments on May 10, 2018:

Is that hinting at the kind of music too? Acoustic? Bluegrass?

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 10, 2018:

@kmdskit3 Excellent!

My two cents: I don’t normally spend much time reading bios.

Tomfoolery33 comments on May 10, 2018:

I think a lot of people (particularly older people) are wary of potential mates older than they are because it reminds them that they, too, are getting older. I've seen lots of women's profiles on dating sites that really restrict that upper age limit. Granted, I'm only looking at women's profiles, ...

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 10, 2018:

@ProudMerry I don't care what age they are or what they look like, if they listen to Rush Limbaugh, I'm out!

Shel Silverstein nails it.

AMGT comments on May 10, 2018:

Love him & miss having new work come from him.

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 10, 2018:

Yep.

Which Statement Hurts Most in Relationship?

Tomfoolery33 comments on May 10, 2018:

For me it would be #3. Luckily, I've never had that said to me, or even implied.

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 10, 2018:

@Donotbelieve I'm sorry. I hope you feel better off without them.

Fill in the blanks.

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2018:

Attention...from the gods after I sacrifice this sheep!

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 10, 2018:

That's an angle I hadn't thought of.

I believe when we pass we become part of the universe. A part of nature and all around us!

Tomfoolery33 comments on May 9, 2018:

We definitely go back into the universe, and in fact we never came out of it. We are always it.

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 10, 2018:

@Condor5 Temporarily.

Incel with insight?

phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:

Well, I'm a dateless asshole who is not angry at women. So, where does that leave me?

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 10, 2018:

Right where I am.

Spotted on Rodeo Drive.

kenriley comments on May 9, 2018:

I wouldn't mind wearing that shirt.

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 9, 2018:

I wouldn't mind wearing that shirt, and it being true!

My current walking buddy, Joe.

dkp93 comments on May 9, 2018:

Gorgeous boy!

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 9, 2018:

Thanks.

My current walking buddy, Joe.

HippieChick58 comments on May 9, 2018:

What a handsome boy, such an intelligent face!

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 9, 2018:

He's a smart one.

My current walking buddy, Joe.

Donotbelieve comments on May 9, 2018:

Oh, he's handsome!

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 9, 2018:

Thanks. Not that I can take any credit.

My current walking buddy, Joe.

RavenCT comments on May 9, 2018:

OMG that face! (Those ears!). He looks like a sweetheart.

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 9, 2018:

He is a sweetheart, unless he doesn't know you and you come to the door.

My current walking buddy, Joe.

kmdskit3 comments on May 9, 2018:

"Well you said 'walkies' what are you waiting for?!? "

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 9, 2018:

No, if I had said anything about a walk, he'd be looking a lot more alert than that! He'd be jumping around, too.

Fill in the blanks.

Johnsalterego comments on May 9, 2018:

handcuffs -from the- police

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 9, 2018:

LOL

Old age does slow down the mind a bit.

jacpod comments on May 9, 2018:

This so reminds me of my son who before he could read could bring up from downstairs any album he was asked to get - but he was frightened of the beginning of the jefferson airplane album and always hid it in the pile and denied it was there .

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 9, 2018:

Which Jefferson Airplane album bothered him?

An Evening Out In the crowded room suffused with sunlight from the great slant of evening I ...

mochajujubee comments on May 9, 2018:

Nice,

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 9, 2018:

Thanks.

An Evening Out In the crowded room suffused with sunlight from the great slant of evening I ...

ProudMerry comments on May 9, 2018:

Oh beautiful!

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 9, 2018:

Thank you.

Good advice.

Mofferatu comments on May 9, 2018:

It seems as if you have to open the box at least some of the way to see the instructions. Right?

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 9, 2018:

Looks that way to me. Go figure.

Sealed Tight In my square room, I dream of the open plain long ago, before roads, before ...

Razorjelly comments on May 8, 2018:

Yep. That's fine.

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 8, 2018:

Thanks.

Good advice.

Rudy1962 comments on May 8, 2018:

Did they start putting that on boxes after we elected Trump?

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 8, 2018:

lol

Sealed Tight In my square room, I dream of the open plain long ago, before roads, before ...

azzow2 comments on May 8, 2018:

While I was reading this in my mind's eye I could picture an Indian brave painted for the hunting bow in hand gazing at the wonders of this dimensions. Good write

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 8, 2018:

Thanks.

Sealed Tight In my square room, I dream of the open plain long ago, before roads, before ...

ProudMerry comments on May 8, 2018:

Oh my. Profound.

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 8, 2018:

Thank you.

Hoe bags & boys!

Rudy1962 comments on May 8, 2018:

Cougar? Funny how I'm old enough to be the dad of most cougars....Well not funny

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 8, 2018:

Me too.

Who came up with these outfits?

Insectra comments on May 7, 2018:

Probably the same people that thought this was a good idea.

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 7, 2018:

lol

But there's a woman right there!

Rudy1962 comments on May 7, 2018:

Right. It should be Cock van her Palm

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 7, 2018:

Or somewhere else.

Time for a drink on the back porch. Later.

Varn comments on May 7, 2018:

Then I’ve got ya covered on the front porch, with my a quart jar of hot tea ...watchin the lightin, bathing birds.. and lookin at ‘this’ ;-)

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 7, 2018:

I had a glass of whiskey, watched the birds at the bird feeders, and read a book.

I don't know how accurate the Meyers-Briggs personality test is, but it seems to peg me pretty well.

ProudMerry comments on May 7, 2018:

I'm an ENFP but consider myself borderline in terms of introvert/extrovert. I love being left alone but if I'm out and about I'm an extrovert, if that makes any sense.

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 7, 2018:

I know what you mean. I need some downtime myself, I just can't take too much of it.

I don't know how accurate the Meyers-Briggs personality test is, but it seems to peg me pretty well.

HappyVoyager comments on May 7, 2018:

I’m wondering if the commonality here might be the N - concepts over the concrete

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 7, 2018:

Good point.

I don't know how accurate the Meyers-Briggs personality test is, but it seems to peg me pretty well.

doug6352 comments on May 7, 2018:

I agree that the MBTI predicts very little, but a test that I do have confidence in is the Strong Interest Inventory. The Strong advised me to become a computer programmer, and that has been very good advice. Interestingly, I am the only ENTP on my department's staff;almost everyone else is ISTJ; ...

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 7, 2018:

I worked in the computer industry for years, and a long time ago my company had a get-together with the whole engineering department. All the bench techs stood around holding their beers and quietly talking or not talking, and all the field people were telling jokes, slapping backs, laughing, etc. I was one of the field people.

I don't know how accurate the Meyers-Briggs personality test is, but it seems to peg me pretty well.

ollieberry comments on May 7, 2018:

I'm 63 an been an introvert for 62 years. The last year has been transformative for me. I put myself out there. Very uncomfortable.at first and often still am. I initiate conversations now and join in the conversation. It still feels somewhat awkward but it is getting easier. I also started ...

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 7, 2018:

It's good to step out of your comfort zone every now and then. Everybody has different comfort zones, though, so what's easy for one is hard for another. I have trouble getting out of my comfort zone, though talking to people, and even performing, isn't a problem. Don't kick yourself for not doing it sooner, just be glad you did it.

How Eating Fast Food May Make It Harder to Get Pregnant [livescience.com]

Tomfoolery33 comments on May 6, 2018:

Well, I don't have to worry about this one.

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 7, 2018:

@phxbillcee Yep. I've already had 3 kids, and had a vasectomy 20 years ago.

I don't know how accurate the Meyers-Briggs personality test is, but it seems to peg me pretty well.

stinkeye_a comments on May 7, 2018:

Maybe introverts are more likely to engage with the MBTI paradigm? Maybe there is a correlation between introversion and atheism/agnosticism--with a stops at introspection en route? I dunno. I'm INFP/INTP, heavy on the "I".

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 7, 2018:

I was wondering about the introvert/agnosticism connection, if there is one. Extroverts (loosely) are more likely to be joiners and to worry more about what others think, so maybe they are more likely to be religious, though not in my case.

You gotta hand it to the old comic books.

Rudy1962 comments on May 6, 2018:

Over here

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 6, 2018:

That's what I said.

Rainy day.

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

Does tRump have a summer place there???

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 6, 2018:

Just a cameraman.

Is that a rocket on your back, or are you glad to see me?

ArdentAtheist comments on May 6, 2018:

My only question is did she just leave Walmart or is she on her way there?

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 6, 2018:

lol

What am I missing .?

Loud_Love comments on May 6, 2018:

What you are missing is that you are not stupid enough to find those tired, old, played-out, teen-sex-comedies funny anymore.. Welcome to adulthood!

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 6, 2018:

Parks and Rec is not that!

Send nudes?

Rudy1962 comments on May 6, 2018:

OK. But are you sure?

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 6, 2018:

Not you!

They say that artificial intelligence will make most of us redundant within 20 years.

Tomfoolery33 comments on May 6, 2018:

Must have been a bad job! Technology more or less took away my job--in technology.

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 6, 2018:

@headofsteam Basically, after it got to the point where I could work from home on the computer software in the field, they decided they could do the same thing from corporate headquarters.

The Revengers!

Johnsalterego comments on May 6, 2018:

Let me guess where that was made....

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 6, 2018:

Ya think?

17 you whisper my ear takes in burnt sound sizzle the fizzle of the hiss start small ...

azzow2 comments on May 6, 2018:

Cobwebs in your head now that is a concept. Good rune

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 6, 2018:

Thanks.

17 you whisper my ear takes in burnt sound sizzle the fizzle of the hiss start small ...

Razorjelly comments on May 6, 2018:

I try not to, but I can't not knot like it.

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 6, 2018:

Thanks.

One of the best dogs ever! His name was Briar, and we had him from time I was 5 until I was 22.

RavenCT comments on May 6, 2018:

Aw cute dog! What breed? I have an idea but I hate being wrong. lol

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 6, 2018:

Airedale. And extremely smart!

I think he's been hitting the bottle.

phxbillcee comments on May 6, 2018:

Hope he doesn't grow into this!

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 6, 2018:

lol

One of the best dogs ever! His name was Briar, and we had him from time I was 5 until I was 22.

btroje comments on May 6, 2018:

a family member

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 6, 2018:

Definitely!

The Hour of Land: Terry Tempest Williams on the Responsibility of Awe and the Wilderness as an ...

SassyLady comments on May 6, 2018:

I love Brain Pickings, lots of good stuff on there..

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 6, 2018:

I know, right? I get the newsletter every week.

The Point What am I here to speak of?

stinkeye_a comments on May 6, 2018:

Reminds me of of something I wrote some years ago.. something about "chasms of meaning" and "cracks intervening, we stuff ourselves into"... Dang gotta go find it now... I have to sit with this one a while longer to make sure the noise of my recollection is not overriding the signal of your ...

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 6, 2018:

If you find it, post it, and let me know.

Why are atheists so certain there is not some sort of intelligent design?

Tomfoolery33 comments on May 3, 2018:

If there is no god, how could there be intelligent design? Designed by what? And if it was designed by some intelligence, then that would be a god.

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 6, 2018:

@Countrycuz666 All of our language is a human construct. And if there was an intelligent designer, it would be the same as a god, even if we chose to call it something else.

I'm almost embarrassed to admit this, but when I was a kid, I was almost 12 before I saw The Wizard ...

Number6 comments on May 5, 2018:

I was little creeped out by Midnight Express when I first saw it at 16 years old, but the one that really got me, (though I have managed to over come my fears) was at the age of 14, watching Deliverance. Being from England I vowed never to go to the USA!!!

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 5, 2018:

@Number6 lol

New waitress.

Mofferatu comments on May 5, 2018:

Great smile/grin. Or is that a grimace?

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 5, 2018:

Good question.

Home-made song from 1983 [youtu.be]

vita comments on May 5, 2018:

No sound. At least for me.

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 5, 2018:

@vita Lol. Thank you.

I'm almost embarrassed to admit this, but when I was a kid, I was almost 12 before I saw The Wizard ...

Number6 comments on May 5, 2018:

I was little creeped out by Midnight Express when I first saw it at 16 years old, but the one that really got me, (though I have managed to over come my fears) was at the age of 14, watching Deliverance. Being from England I vowed never to go to the USA!!!

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 5, 2018:

lol. Have you ended up coming over?

The Point What am I here to speak of?

azzow2 comments on May 5, 2018:

Those eerie thoughts get me all tingling just in wait and anticipation. Good rune

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 5, 2018:

Thanks.

So, what's happening at your house tonight?

stinkeye_a comments on May 5, 2018:

Give the dog a bath, take one myself, go to Dharma center for satsang, maybe cook something

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 5, 2018:

Sounds pretty good. Anything else?

Cultural appropriation.

blzjz comments on May 5, 2018:

Those who use cultural appropriation as some kind of wedge are missing the boat... cultural practices especially clothing and design should be open to use as an expression... the thought that any society "owns" these things is outrageous...

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 5, 2018:

It's just a joke.

Cultural appropriation.

LEPeff comments on May 5, 2018:

Guy Fieri has a culture? I mean beyond causing humans to vacillate between constipation and diarrhea.

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 5, 2018:

lol

Here's a shirt I need.

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

Some places you would not want to wear that! They wouldn't even get to the punchline!

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 4, 2018:

@phxbillcee I was joking. I used to know where some of those places were, but it's been a long time.

What is your beer of choice?

ronin73 comments on May 4, 2018:

There's a local micro-brewery that makes an amazing oatmeal stout. I was there the week it opened and got hooked then and there. Not sure if that says anything other than I'm not a fan of fizzy yellow beer.

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 4, 2018:

Love Samuel Smith's oatmeal stout.

Go, cow, go!

tioteo comments on May 4, 2018:

Is this a true story? It's not udder fantasy?

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 4, 2018:

*groan*

Here's a shirt I need.

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

Some places you would not want to wear that! They wouldn't even get to the punchline!

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 4, 2018:

Where are these places, exactly?

Why do most marriages fail?

Tomfoolery33 comments on May 4, 2018:

I think we were originally monogamous when we only lived to be 30 years old. Get together, have some kids, raise them, and die. Now we live so much longer.

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 4, 2018:

@crazycurlz I was just thinking aloud. I have no idea if they were actually monogamous. It just occurred to me.

Calvin nails it again.

snytiger6 comments on May 4, 2018:

Calvin & Hobbes is the greatest comic strip ever!

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 4, 2018:

Yep!

Hazmat Modine -- Who Walks in When I Walk Out [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on May 4, 2018:

Like it!

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 4, 2018:

I like them really well. Got 3 cds of theirs.

Hazmat Modine -- Who Walks in When I Walk Out [youtu.be]

Razorjelly comments on May 4, 2018:

I'm a gonna smoke one and get back to ya on this one....

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 4, 2018:

Go right ahead, sir.

What is your success rate?

memorylikeasieve comments on May 4, 2018:

Your poll is missing 'zero.'. Yeah, I know it's less than 50 percent, but it's that much less that it needs it's own entry. ?

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 4, 2018:

True dat!

Let me check...Yep! You're good to go!

RavenCT comments on May 4, 2018:

Looks like "Find the garter" gone wrong.

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 4, 2018:

Or right.

Next time I'm at Target, I might get me one of these.

Johnsalterego comments on May 4, 2018:

Is planking still a thing? (I'm old...)

Tomfoolery33 replies on May 4, 2018:

I don't think so. But maybe this is an old picture. Or maybe it is still a thing. I'm old too.