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Just for Laughs

Sep 25, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by Triphid

Old Snowy and his Missus have arguing like cats and dogs almost non-stop for months now and his wife's birthday has arrived. So, Snowy hands her a nicely wrapped present and she begrudgingly open it to find inside a new pair of Slippers and a massive...

aussie sceptics

Oct 2, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Triphid

Are ScumMo and Co. for real? Stimulate the flagging economy by reducing/ cutting wages to the Workers, etc, etc, and giving Tax Breaks to the 'Big End of Town.' Trickle Down Economics at its very best is what they cite perpetually. FFS, anyone with ...

General & Hellos

Oct 2, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Triphid

Well, gawd darn it, there must be a reason why I enjoy having my morning/afternoon coffee and smoko break on my front veranda. Just accidently btw, overheard a very heated exchange between Jesus-Jockey, Evangeloon and "Pope Paul Skelley" ( I ...

Just for Laughs

Oct 6, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Triphid

After a hard day toiling away in the hot sun, mowing lawns, pruning trees and shrubs, etc, Dad decides to have a nice hot bath and let the water soak away his aches and pains. All is going to plan UNTIL, Little Jimmy, his 4 year old son, arms full of...

Just for Laughs

Oct 8, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Triphid

A Texan is taking a tour around an Aussie Cattle Station (Ranch) with the owner when seemingly out of nowhere a huge kangaroo jumps out and starts keeping pace with the car. The Texan leans across and sees the car is steadily gaining speed on this ...

Oct 11, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Triphid

Humpty Dumpty tRumpty claims to be immune to Covid 19.....ROFLAMAO. Imo, the only things tRump is truly IMMUNE to are, 1) telling the truth, 2) Paying his taxes, 3) being a true and decent member of the Human race, 4) Ethics and Morality, Aw shit, I...

aussie sceptics

Oct 23, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Triphid

Hello again Fellow Aussie Sceptics. I have the pleasure of welcoming @Sheetal26 from India to our slowly growing ranks. Welcome to Aussie Sceptics, Sheetal, glad to have aboard, you are, to the best of my knowledge, our first member from the Indian ...

aussie sceptics

Oct 24, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Triphid

We must be doing something right. Today we welcome yet another New Chum to our ranks, @ThinkingIdiot from yet again the Indian Sub-Continent,. Welcome to our little but growing group, Friend, hope you find what you like here, enjoy our company, the ...

Oct 31, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Triphid

Sad news for all Bond Fans, etc. Sean Connery has died aged 90. Vale Sean, We will always remember the " name is Bond, James Bond." Rest well old Friend.

aussie sceptics

Oct 31, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Triphid

You little Beauties. I guess BIG Sky Daddy and Son weren't as 'on your side' as you thought they'd be ScumMo and the LNP. The ALP has won in Queensland and I expect the LNP are now wearing ice-packs on their 'nether regions' after the arse-kicking ...

Just for Laughs

Nov 4, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Triphid

Old Bluey, the sun wrinkled Bushie from way, way out in Aussie Outback arrives in town for the first time in 40 years. He heads to the local Pub to quench his thirst and wash down the dust. Plants his backside on the bar-stool, orders his beer and ...

Nov 4, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Triphid

Q. WHY don't they have Public Telephones capable of making Long-Distance Calls in China? A) Because there is some wing-wong always winging the wong numbers....LOL.

Nov 4, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Triphid

Q. Why don't they have telephones in the jungles? A) Because elephants keep trying to make 'trunk' calls....LOL. Joke courtesy of my 6 year old nephew Henry.

Just for Laughs

Nov 8, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Triphid

Greg Norman, aka The Great White Shark, dies and goes to Heaven. Upon arrival he sees the biggest, most ornate, wonderful 18 hole Golf Course of all time. While he admiring the Course, Jesus arrives and challenges to a round of 18 holes. The first ...

General & Hellos

Nov 12, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Triphid

Applicants wishing to join Aussie Sceptics please note. After a discussion with the Admin it has been deemed that as Moderator I can and will ask that ALL future Applicants have available for perusal an actual Bio, etc, on their Profile page, rather ...

aussie sceptics

Nov 12, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Triphid

Members and those wishing to join, please note that as of TODAY it IS a requirement for ALL new applicants to have a readable Bio on their Profile page. An in-depth type Bio IS not required BUT simply asking for consideration and NOT having an ...

aussie sceptics

Nov 13, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Triphid

G'day there fellow Aussie Sceptics and friends. Today we welcome yet another recruit to our steadily growing ranks, @anglophone from Western Australia ( aka a Sand-groper, LOL). So, please raise your glasses and give mighty cheer of welcome please. ...

aussie sceptics

Nov 16, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Triphid

Dunny Paper Stampedes have resumed again in Sth. Australia. No joke here, it is TRUE. After 17 NEW Covid case were recorded is Adelaide, the Supermarkets are watching as stocks of dunny paper are literally being stripped from the shelves once again. ...

aussie sceptics

Nov 23, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Triphid

Well Fellow Aussies, are you feeling as though you've been shafted where your mother never kissed you? After reading an article on my News Feed a few minutes ago my arse hole is definitely feeling as though it's been well and truly 'screwed.' Herr ...

Jokes and humor about religion

Nov 24, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Triphid

Did you hear the one about the jihadist who was admitted to the Burns Ward with 3rd. degree burns to his mouth, lips and throat? He was attempting to blow up a London bus and got the burns from the Exhaust pipe.....LOL.

Nov 24, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Triphid

A rather ditsy air-head woman gets a job at a local Dairy Farm. One the first morning she is instructed by the Farmer to milk ALL the cows. An hour passes, 2 hours then on the 3rd. hour she returns to the Farmer and say, "I think there's something ...

General & Hellos

Nov 27, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Triphid

Well just when I thought he could NOT get any dumber, Evangelidiot goes and proves me wrong. Yes he went looking for an Evaporative Air Cooler yesterday. At each place he told them if they sold him the one he wanted he would have it installed ...

aussie sceptics

Nov 29, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Triphid

From my News feed today. Dr. Fauci has praised and lauded the efforts and results of Australia in this C-19 Pandemic. The report even shows comparisons of both Infection rates and Death Tolls between the Australian methods of Restrictions and their ...

General & Hellos

Dec 3, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Triphid

Re-worked my Anti-Tomcat pissing formula last Tuesday using both advice and a formula gained from a retire Vet. I now use a mixture that contains, 60% White Vinegar, 20% Lemon juice, 10% water and, 10% saline solution. According to the Vet, this ...

Jokes and humor about religion

Dec 6, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Triphid

Remember when the Pope was almost assassinated a few years back. Well, word of his comments to the would-be Assassin who met him asked his forgiveness have finally leaked. As the man begged for Forgiveness the Pope asked, " Whatsa the matter witha ...

Jokes and humor about religion

Dec 6, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Triphid

A Priest is somewhat 'caught short' and makes a hurried dash into the Men's toilet at a Shopping Mall. He finds the ONLY empty stall and immediately set about the urgent business at hand. Suddenly he finds there is NO toilet in his stall, so he ...

Dec 6, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Triphid

Historical Fact. The Irish invented the first ever toilet seat, BUT it WAS a Scotsman who cut the hole in it.

Just for Laughs

Dec 6, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Triphid

Old Dusty,the ancient, weather-worn bushie from way out beyond the Black Stump sits down in the surgery of the local G.P. He looks at the G.P. and asks, " Hey, Doc, is there anything I can do with this sore bloody leg of mine?" The G.P. replies ...

General & Hellos

Dec 8, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Triphid

Before it slips my mind, an up-date, courtesy of a local, trusted friendly Police Officer yesterday. The presumed 'stolen'' 13+ sheets of Copper Roofing material from the Catholic Manse have been located at a local Scrap-metal Yard. Weighing in at ...

General & Hellos

Dec 10, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Triphid

Thirteen days and counting, still sheer, unadulterated bliss and Peace, beautiful Peace reigns supreme in our neighbourhood with Evangelidiot/Jesus Jockey still gone, gone gone. Narry sight, sound nor smell of him now for 13 days, who could ask for ...

Jokes and humor about religion

Dec 11, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Triphid

Time, imo, for a bit of Aussie Shits and Giggles at Xmas. Away in Judeah. sung to the tune of 'Away in a Manger.' Away in Judeah, no shekels for bread, Did poor Mary, by road lay down instead, Her gown ...

Jokes and humor about religion

Dec 12, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Triphid

'Tis the season to Jolly so here comes a few Nativity Scenes....LOL.

Religion & Spirituality

Dec 14, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Triphid

Since the season of Religious Insanity and Absurdity is almost ready to go 'full on' then please accept and enjoy a few more Shits and Giggles at the expense of the Faithfools.

Religion & Spirituality

Dec 15, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Triphid

"'Tis the season of the Folly," so let us do something quite unholy....LOL.

aussie sceptics

Dec 16, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Triphid

well, I'm taking a chance here, so forgive me if it may be the wrong chance as well. We have a new member simply known as @I presumably from elsewhere than Australia, I've checked through the list of members of Agnostic.com and there are numerous ...

Jokes and humor about religion

Dec 19, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Triphid

Jesus decides to hold a full-on Rave for his Birthday. He checks out what the younger set are doing at their parties and sees they are taking and using all kinds of drugs so he sends his Apostles out so each can get a kilo of each. Peter returns ...

Just for Laughs

Dec 19, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Triphid

Poor old Santa has been having truly shit of a year, the Elves are ALL on Strike, the Reindeer all have a dose of the Scours, Mother Claus is going through the Menopause, the Fairies have all turned Lesbian. Suddenly the door bursts open and in comes...

Paleontology, Archeology, and Anthropology

Dec 20, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Triphid

And just for laughs ( Yes I know this a serious group btw) a few pictures of Australia's Living and most useless Fossils. In order of de-Evolution of course, Malcom Turnbull, Tony Abbott and Scott Morrison.

General & Hellos

Dec 23, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Triphid

All Hail Nemesis and her sisters, just overheard Evangelidiot PLEAD with his NOT to stop his $2,000 per month payments for the next 6 months because HE broke the Rules and went Surfing instead of stay HE where was ORDERED to stay. I guess he'll be ...

Jokes and humor about religion

Dec 23, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Triphid

The year is 2021 and the Pope is doing a tour of Australia. He arrives, unexpected, at a coastal Aboriginal Settlement in the Northern Territory, see two men readying their small aluminium boat to go fishing in the the bay and asks if he may ...

Just for Laughs

Dec 23, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Triphid

It's 33 B.C.E., the middle of Nowhere, beyond the Black Stump in outback Australia, the wee small hours of the morning of December the 25th. Suddenly a shimmering Angel appears in front of 3 Aussie Drovers and says. " Noel, Noel." One the Drovers ...

Jokes and humor about religion

Dec 23, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Triphid

The year is 33 B.C.E. and three Kings are traveling westwards when they come a sign post that reads, Left to Bethlehem, right to Monte Carlo". They sit and ponder for a few moments then one them says loudly, " Bugger going to Bethlehem, Monte Carlo ...

General & Hellos

Dec 25, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Triphid

LOl, Santa, aka Me, gave young Henry his very first 'Nerf Gun' (hand-gun sized) for Xmas yesterday. In less time than it takes to ' squeeze out a silent fart, LOL' he goes into his impersonation of Dirty Harry, aims it at his empty drink bottle, ...

General & Hellos

Dec 30, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Triphid

Is it just at my end or has this Site suddenly developed the I.T. version of C-19 or some other case of an illness, the comments bit is having a severe problem atm.

Humour, Fun, Chuckles, Laughs, or Cutes, From Everywhere.

Dec 31, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Triphid

A Truckie comes across a car on the side of the Nullabor Highway and hears the driver of the car whistling a familiar tune. He asks the driver what the tune he is whistling and what it's all about. The Car Driver looks up and answers, " Well it's my ...

General & Hellos

Jan 1, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Triphid

Well , I'm not quite sure which I like better, Evangeloon going on his Annual 3-5 month long Surfing Walk-abouts or him being totally restricted to Self-Isolation and Self Quarantine? When he goes 'Surfing Walk-about' we all know that, sadly, he will...

Jan 1, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Triphid

A large Bull Elephant is strolling through the forest when a monkey leaps out and says, " How would like the very best Sex you've EVER had, I'm the Casanova of this entire forest you know." The Elephant looks at the monkey, thinks and then says, " ...

aussie sceptics

Jan 3, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Triphid

Friends, Members ( I include you all as friends btw), we have had a new applicant for membership, @m60583 ! however after checking the profile, I have found it has little or no information at all to see. Therefore, as the Voluntary Moderator of this ...

General & Hellos

Jan 6, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Triphid

Okay and my sincerest appreciations, etc, to Friends and Members. I have made my decision with thanks to you all for your replies/responses and supporting comments, etc. Weighed up the Pros and Cons, tossed it all over in my mind and YES, I've just ...

Jokes and humor about religion

Jan 10, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Triphid

Q. Why are religions never short of money? A. Because they are ALWAYS making new Prophets (Profits).....LOL.

Jokes and humor about religion

Jan 10, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Triphid

When you're a Muslim but don't trust your fellow believers....LOL.

Just for Laughs

Jan 12, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Triphid

When one thinks about it, the Medics of Ancient Egypt were way ahead of their time. They could manage Gender Reassignment ( turning Daddies in to Mummies) in just 70 days where modern Medics need at least a few years or more.....LOL.

General & Hellos

Jan 14, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Triphid

Oh dearie me. Just got off the phone with the Law Firm that is acting on my behalf as well as for the Owners and Management of the Shopping complex. It appears as though Madam Pauline R. is begging for extra time and consideration re- her recent ...

Jan 18, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Triphid

NEWS FLASH, Hospital Leaks Medical Records for U.S. President. A leak at an unnamed Hospital has recently revealed that the circumsion of a U.S. President, who will remain unnamed, took a total of 14 hours and 35 minutes and required a team of ...

General & Hellos

Jan 20, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Triphid

After attending court yesterday, I decided to stop and get myself a nice Iced Coffee Thick shake at a nearby Deli. Standing, waiting as my thick shake was being made I overheard another customer paying for the goods she'd just purchased. The Girl ...

Jan 20, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Triphid

Perhaps a fitting Anthem for the Departing tRumps? "Farewell and Adieu to you turds who we will no longer detain, Though you be gone, your stench for a time, shall remain, We do so hope you'll enjoy our parting refrain......." Anyone care to add ...

Environment, Ecology and Sustainability

Jan 21, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Triphid

Well, I hear the 'Dawn Chorus' has begun to sound already so I guess it won't be long before the Avain Free-loaders start to arrive and line up again once more for their 'free breakfast.' Darned nearly crapped my undies yesterday afternoon when Madam...

General & Hellos

Jan 25, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Triphid

Well, Renowned and Respected Australian Journalist, Kerry O'Brien, has REFUSED to accept his Australia Day Award due tom that Bigoted, Self-Righteous, Anti-LGBTQI Margaret Court being similarly awarded hers. Here's hoping everyone cares enough to ...

Silly, Random & Fun

Jan 25, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Triphid

Q. What is black, crisp and dangles from the ceiling? A. A careless Electrician. LOL.

Jokes and humor about religion

Jan 26, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Triphid

A Catholic priest has been troubled for years over his predilections for Alter Boys and having acts of Sodomy with them. Finally, he seeks out a Psychologist but first asks about Patient-Doctor Confidentially. He is assured that it applies in ALL ...

Jokes and humor about religion

Jan 26, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Triphid

And as the pope stands upon the balcony blessing the crowds below, he suddenly notices that they are all pointing at him and. laughing. So he ceases his gesturing and shouts down to a child below him, " Why are you and everyone laughing at me, do you...

Environment, Ecology and Sustainability

Jan 26, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Triphid

Gee it's getting a bit rough around here. Not ONLY the birds expect their breakfast of seeds to be DELIVERED to them EVERY morning BUT now they're lining up wanting Lunch delivered as well.

General & Hellos

Jan 28, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Triphid

Re- Problem Solved LOL. It seems that someone at the Hardware Shop doesn't suffer fools so easily. LOL. Not so handy, handyman Homeowner just informed that a carton of 1,000 nail-holes only cost him a please a thank you and the bloke behind the ...

aussie sceptics

Jan 28, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Triphid

Aussie Members beware, there are Phone Scammers CLAIMING to be from Telstra ringing up to inform you that you have over-used you internet time in the last 12 hours and you are going to be charged an extra $89.95 WHICH you MUST pay immediately over ...

General & Hellos

Jan 29, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Triphid

Trivial I know, but that feels better now. Laundry washed and hanging out to dry, going on the weather, low humidity, an ESE breeze of about 5-6 knots, temp around 28C, it should be dry in about an hour. Also washed the curtains, fixed a curtain ...

Jan 30, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Triphid

A bloke walks into the Pub with a huge frog on his shoulder and sits at the Bar. Quite curios, the Barmaid asks him what the frog is all about. The bloke looks at her and quietly says, " Lady, this frog is an expert at Cunnilingus, there IS none ...

Jan 30, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Triphid

Did you hear about the Scotsman who was found drowned in a vat at the Johnny Walker Distillery last week. Reports tell that it took the Undertakers over a week to get the smile off his face....LOL.

aussie sceptics

Feb 3, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Triphid

Well, here we are February 4 th, 2021 and we now welcome 2 new members to our Aussie Asylum. Please raise a glass and shout a Cheer of welcome to @Cokein from the Land of the Long White Cloud (N.Z.) and @DahMastah from Texas in that joint across the ...

Religion & Spirituality

Feb 6, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Triphid

Translation of Latin to English of the word 'religio' In Latin the word religio simply means to serve, to be bonded, to be enslaved, to be owned. Hence and even by adding the letter 'n' to it then it still means precisely the same the same thing, ...

General & Hellos

Feb 11, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Triphid

So, Sandie accompanied by 2 Female Police Officers went and recovered the belonging and necessities for herself and her 2 children yesterday afternoon. Since they have now found a new home to live in and to rent, acting on advice of the Officers, ...

Jokes and humor about religion

Feb 13, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Triphid

Mrs Murphy, a devout Catholic with 15 children goes to her family G.P. and inquires about a solution to avoiding further pregnancies that ARE NOT going to go against Vatican Rulings. The G.P. hands her a box of Aspirin and tells her to place one ...

Jokes and humor about religion

Feb 13, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Triphid

She has been growing and grooming her Vegetable and Flower Gardens now for decades, but these days her Pension and budget just won't stretch far enough for her buy much needed fertilizers since her beloved chickens die a few years ago. After thinking...

General & Hellos

Feb 14, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Triphid

Just remembered and am so sorry for forgetting as well btw. Sandie and her family want me to thank everyone on this Site for their great support, encouragement, etc, over the last week. She truly appreciates everyone btw. Oh, and the Saturday Evening...

General & Hellos

Feb 14, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Triphid

Lol, I'd ALMOST forgotten just how 'whiiffy' a baby's dirty Nappy (Diaper) can be until I VOLUNTEERED to change Bubs for Sandie Saturday Evening. Boy oh boy that baby can sure POOP well....LOL. She managed to ' spread ' it around so well that it was ...

Religion & Spirituality

Feb 16, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Triphid

I'm beginning to think that just maybe the birds around here in my town, especially the Magpies have developed a dis-taste for Street Corner God-Botherers. Today whilst out doing the usual Groceries shopping, there was, as usual, a God-botherer ...

General & Hellos

Feb 16, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Triphid

It is nice that he is an Early Riser on School Days but perhaps a wee bit later than his USUAL 5.30 or 6.00 am's may be a bit better. Just had a 'private ' phone call from Young Henry. He 'needed' answers to 2 questions. The first being, Why do I get...

Just for Laughs

Feb 17, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Triphid

A somewhat Hippie looking bloke wanders in to a Fast Food Joint dressed in all the regalia and asks the woman at the counter to make him " One with Everything." She smiles quite nicely at the ' customer ' and replies, " Look mate, we do Hamburgers, ...

Just for Laughs

Feb 18, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Triphid

A couple of Retired Genetic Researchers and Genetic Engineers are having a discussion over a meal. One of them says to the other, " When I working was in the U.S. BEFORE the Churches started all their rubbish, I successfully grafted Human Genes to a ...

Jokes and humor about religion

Feb 21, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Triphid

All the Nuns at the Convent are lined up in rows, Mother Superior is doing her usual 'Drill Sergeant' impersonation. "Sisters and Brides of Christ," she bellows quite loudly, " We have a problem, after inspecting the cells of everyone, including ...

Just for Laughs

Feb 21, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Triphid

Father Brown has been pondering for the best part of a whole week as to what has become of his bicycle, he has even put up a notice in the local shops offering a reward for its return. It is Saturday evening and he sits down to write his Sermon for ...

Environment, Ecology and Sustainability

Feb 24, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Triphid

Meet " Grumpy Granny," my free to roam at will Garden Resident who shares my yard with Joanna the Goanna. "Granny" is a Shingle-back Lizard, a.k.a a Blue-tongued, Boggi, Sleepy Lizard, 2 Headed Lizard or Stumpy-tailed Lizard. "Granny" has been ...

General & Hellos

Feb 28, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Triphid

Well now, here we, March 1st. according to the Calendar. But according to the New and Great Prophet, Evangeloonius Maximus I, (LOL) it SHOULD BE February, 29th. and Jeebus Chrust should be here. So has anyone spotted Jeebus Chrust wandering around ...

Feb 28, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Triphid

It seems that my Coleus plants have an alluring taste to the local stray cats. I don't know what the plants exude from their leaves but I just found one very ' high' tomcat happily licking at the leaves, it absolutely NO notice of me, its eyes were ...

Just for Laughs

Mar 2, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by Triphid

Same old Snowy again, sitting minding his business, reading his morning paper on his front veranda when a bloke hails from the street out front. With a very posh sounding voice mixed with demeaning tone as well the Snobby Blow-in asks, " You there, ...

General & Hellos

Mar 3, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by Triphid

Just went outside to take Breakfast to the 'Feathered Hordes' and got confronted by 'you know who' telling me that he "has a knife, knows how to use it and will kill me IF I keep on feeding the birds." Yes, I know it is an ACTUAL Threat of Violence, ...

Mar 8, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by Triphid

Q. What is the difference between the Government, The Taxation Department and a Prostitute? A. A Prostitute stops sucking when you've run out of money.....LOL.

General & Hellos

Mar 9, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by Triphid

Should I 'paddle' my Butt or give myself a pat on the back? I MAY have been a very naughty boy in the early hours of this morning. Yesterday, while looking through my collections of paints that I use for my art-works, I happened upon a jar of ...

General & Hellos

Nov 17, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Triphid

Two more extra mouths, or should I say beaks, lined up for the Free Lunch Menu today. But, unlike the others who set fit to eat and fly (LOL) this pair had thedecency to thank me for the meal by practicing their serenades for a good 30 minutes AFTER ...

aussie sceptics

Nov 20, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Triphid

Just a little something to remind us of our Prime Monster, sorry typo, Minister.

General & Hellos

Nov 21, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Triphid

It could only figure that our Happy Clappy Jesus Chappy Prime Minister, Duck, Weave, Lie, do back-flips, etc, etc, etc, is loosing popularity at an increasing rate if these recent postings are anything to go by.

General & Hellos

Nov 22, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Triphid

Well that's my 3 days with Chaos over, felling a wee bit sad atm. Chaos is the 7 year old female Rottie belonging to 2 very good friends, every so often I get to dog-sit Chaos so her humans can have some Chaos free time....LOL. Chaos stands approx. ...

General & Hellos

Nov 26, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Triphid

Made a nice Roasted Chicken, vegetables and rice curry for dinner las\t night, YES I read the directions on the curry packet...LOL. Turned out quite tasty especially since I'm no fan of coconut I opted to Orange juice instead, I do think that 2 ...

General & Hellos

Nov 27, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Triphid

Hmmm, an interesting and somewhat informative conversation with a Stranger yesterday afternoon. I was sitting on the front veranda, enjoying my afternoon coffee and the soft warmth of the sun as it prepared to set when this, imo, well and truly OVER ...

Paleontology, Archeology, and Anthropology

Dec 7, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Triphid

Add another fossil discovery to Australia's growing list. Palaeontologists have just unearthed yet another Icthyosaur fossil in Queensland, Australia, this time the jaw was found complete with teeth still in the bones and the entire jaw measured up ...

General & Hellos

Dec 10, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Triphid

"tis almost that time of year once again, so how about of xmas humour? On the left, for the discerning couple proud of their fashionably , well appointed Bathroom we have these interesting little extras, ideal, perhaps, that spontaneously romantic ...

Jokes and humor about religion

Dec 12, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Triphid

A little more religious humour for this time of the year PLUS a very special just for the Morons, sorry Mormons out there.....LOL.

Jokes and humor about religion

Dec 13, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Triphid

Do you see what Isee?....LOL.

General & Hellos

Dec 15, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Triphid

Another Marital Problem caused by Religion that has recently been diagnosed.....LOL.

General & Hellos

Dec 22, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Triphid

The first Pavolva I have made in over 20+ years,as you can guess Strawberries are in season, I love Strawberries.

General & Hellos

Dec 22, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Triphid

December, 23rd, here, 2 days until Beatus Sol Invictus Die ( Latin meaning in English, Happy Sol Invictus Day). Remember, if it were not for Sol Invictus we would NOT be here to tell the story, celebrate the Giver of Light, Heat and Life.

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