A deal's a deal:

Triphid comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Looks very much like I'll be going nowhere when I die, Satan has a Restraining Order out against me and Sky Daddy can't stand ANY competition so his place is also a No Go for me as well.

I am having one of those days where the Java in my veins is flowing the Chi is at a high. [youtu.be]

Triphid comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Ouch, that splits at the start, IF I were to try that I'd end up with an arse crack that'd make the Grand Canyon jealous....LOL.

@titanicluv019 Lives in a world of confusion Agnostic, Humanist, Freethinker Open to meeting men...

Triphid comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Now that's a wee bit on the odd side to me, since the first question on her profile bio asks if she believes in god and she answered 'No.' But in the above posting she states that she is a Xstian and " God is a big part of my life." I'd say she's definitely either confused completely or suffers badly from a short term memory problem.

Gordon Lightfoot the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald./Lyrics ,,,[youtube.com]

Triphid comments on Feb 12, 2019:

For years I've been searching for a song, can't remember the singer or the title but some of the lyrics are, " Bend your backs and row me lads, take me to me whale, tonight we'll sing and dance and tomorrow night we'll sail................." It's almost like that has been haunting me for all these years, I'd be really grateful if anyone could tell me the song title or even just find it and post it here.

I had read a post yesterday that had reminded me about how discriminated against the nonbeliever ...

Triphid comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Nice idea, I sort of thought that perhaps some Cheesus Crust and Sun-dried Tomato flavored snacks trademarked as 666 snacks for the Heretics and Unbelievers would also make it interesting.....LOL.

It's a trap!

Triphid comments on Feb 12, 2019:

To bloody right, even when a woman IS wrong she IS always right.....LOL.

I would like to thank all the participants in Trivia Night.

Triphid comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Yet another fun session, I'll be there with bells on, hopefully.

It doesn't? But it feels so religious!

Triphid comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Maybe it should read, " Be kind to ALL children and stay completely away from ALL Catholic Churches and Priests,not just on Sundays BUT ever day."

It is so frikin windy here I am waiting to see a cow go flying by my window.

Triphid comments on Feb 11, 2019:

You'll know it's really windy when you see elephants flying past your window, even worse when they're PINK Elephants...LOL.

Please welcome Lisamarie68 to the group, we look forward to your musical posts.

Triphid comments on Feb 11, 2019:

G'day and welcome to the 'Music Fans Group, Lisamarie68

Preying Mantis.

Triphid comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Yes, praying that a) he does not miss the target, and, b) praying that his/her lunch is tasty, filling and fresh PREY....LOL

A big welcome to MissKathleen who has just joined the group.

Triphid comments on Feb 9, 2019:

G'day there MissKathleen.

This sounds like a fun church [thereisnews.com] The 420 friendly service

Triphid comments on Feb 9, 2019:

I say Good one the Altar boys, they hopefully get the priests too high and hungry for them to 'fiddle' with for a change.

Women in the military are being denied birth control while on deployment. [businessinsider.com]

Triphid comments on Feb 9, 2019:

FFS, yet another prime example of the misnomer of 'Military Intelligence' if ever I've heard of one. Methinks these ' Military Geniuses( ???)' have been liicking each others BRASS for far too long and the lead content in it has leeched into what brains they may/may not have had to begin with.

Why is it that nearly all of the ladies who show up with high compatibility scores for me are in ...

Triphid comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Jeez mate, you think you've got it bad, I live in Far Western N.S.W. Australia and the nearest female member to where I am is over 1,100 kms away, there are none within even cooee distance of me.

Roger Miller.

Triphid comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Another golden oldie, loved it.

One of the best love stories I have heard.

Triphid comments on Feb 9, 2019:

So much unlike the Australian Emus where the females have as many mates as they can get every breeding season, then go and lay their eggs, already fertilised by the last male they've mated with, in their next 'conquest's' nest and then just move on leaving the males to incubate and raise the young single handed.

Try this to weed out on the scammers ladies!

Triphid comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Or have him collected by the local Poundkeeper instead....LOL.

Such a fun, evil thing to do. You know they love each other!

Triphid comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Kind of like the road from the CBD of Broken Hill to South Broken where the R.S.P.C.A. built their animal shelter and clinic with the letters R.S.P.C.A. emblazened on the front, it took we, the local 'Hillites, less than a few hours to see that a) the letters could also mean ' Reduce Speed Police Car Ahead' ( which btw was EXACTLY where the patrol cars always liked to hide), and b) the best part of 10 years for the police to work out for themselves why they never caught a speeding car on that road ever since the building was erected.

Summer is coming, time to get ready for the beach. This guy blew it.

Triphid comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Oh shit, there goes my breakfast AGAIN.

On the Zodiac I'm a Gemini. Whats yours?

Triphid comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Sekhmet in the Ancient Egyptian Chart of Birth Signs and Personalities, etc. Since the Ancient Egyptian one does NOT make ridiculous broad predictions like the Greek based one does.

Mechanical bull....ride? [v.redd.it] They both got off at the same time.

Triphid comments on Feb 8, 2019:

What can one say to that except, hmmmmmm....LOL.

Should vaccine exemptions for personal reasons be banned?

Triphid comments on Feb 8, 2019:

A most emphatic YES to banning exemptions, both personal and religious, etc, except in cases of allergic reactions to vaccines of course, against vaccinations AND, in addition, a another TOTAL ban on the Idiotic Jehovah's Witness rule against Blood Transfusions for children as well.

Greetings Agnostics! Call me Mr.

Triphid comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Smells very much like one of those on-line cons to me.

Only 17,145 more points (ffs) to level 8...seems endless. How on earth do people rack up points?

Triphid comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Just noticed that I've hit the 7.7 mark, kind of like I've been crossing an almost endless desert on a 3 legged camel....LOL.

wtf.

Triphid comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Ah yes, the wonderful Mormon (Moronic) Cult, founded by a Liar, Thief, Con-man and Philanderer, the second most wealthy Xstian religious sect on the planet next to the Catholic Church. The entire show/cult is run by an ELECTED, yes, ELECTED by vote, 'Prophet,' and their Ministers receive NO religious training what-so-ever either, they too get elected to the position by vote of the local Mormon Council in their area. In some regions they still hold to the multiple partners in marriage ideology even if the State or Country Laws disallow it strongly, their way around those laws is quite inventive(???) to say the very least. Should any member fall behind in their payments of the Church Taxes ( tithings , a religious word that means TAXES btw) them that member and his/her family are given 3 warnings, followed by 3 written demands for IMMEDIATE payment of Arrears and failure means, firstly, the 'offender' MUST only sit at the rear of any Church Meetings, not take part in ANY services except prayers/praying, NOT take the Communion and cannot be spoken to by other members until the 'arrears' are paid in FULL, failing that the second 'step' comes in and the 'debtor' receives almost non-stop visits, phone calls and messages from both the 'Minister' and the so-called 'Missionaries' demanding, again, IMMEDIATE settlement of the arrears and if all that fails, the letters by the 'truckload' start arriving from the Mormon Hq in Salt Lake City threatening the 'debtor' with expulsion and rejection by Christ for eternity. The only thing lacking between the Mormons and Loan-sharks, in my opinion, is that they haven't yet come to the idea of actually breaking bones, etc, BUT given time it just may happen.

So a right wing think tank funded by rich white Australians has written a piece in the Age ...

Triphid comments on Feb 7, 2019:

How DARE those filthy little Plebs encroach upon the world of the Patricians, etc. ( Sarcasm most definitely intended here btw)

Human composting

Triphid comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Like a car that has become no longer serviceable, the body is the same. We recycle old worn out cars, well we should in my opinion, but we still have the need forced upon us to 'preserve' dead human bodies. Why not let them be recycled back into nature asap rather than be filled with embalming chemicals, etc, etc, and then buried in expensive boxes that can take years or even decades to rot away?

How dose one deal with medical condition/s that make it hard to socialize in public?

Triphid comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Depending upon what precisely the condition you are talking about is there are numerous 'therapies' you can try. I've been battling Agorophobia for over 17+ years now and I've gone from a stage where even going outside of my house was an exercise in sheer apprehension mixed with absolute terror to the stage where I can interact fairly freely, at times, with staff at Supermarkets, Shops and fellow passengers on the bus, all this by simply taking things steady such as, initially making myself go outside for short periods of between 5 and 10 minutes a few times per day, then extending them as I felt more and more comfortable until now where I actually enjoy catching the bus, going into town for a stroll around, etc, talking to people who are strangers to me, etc. It won't happen overnight BUT it will happen given the time and effort that you wish to apply to it.

how do you react?

Triphid comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Life, either good, bad or simply average, is , after all, what you choose to make of it.

A good friend of mine headed up the Emergency Dept at a hospital in Toronto and he would sometimes ...

Triphid comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Oh yeah, the things we nurses see and hear in both Hospital Wards and the A&E Departments you'd probably never believe, BUT, they are 100% true, you can bank on that. Usually Hospital Patient Privacy Policy comes into effect BUT so long as no REAL name is mentioned outright then it's usually okay. For example, a Certain Saturday Night, May 1973m I was on duty in the local A&E Department doing the 'graveyard' shift when in waddles not one but 3 well known to be female members of a local Elitist Club who called themselves 'The Disciples of Bacchus.' Upon asking the first woman what her problem was I got the response of, " Well, at our Orgies we play all kinds of games and tonight the games to see how many ping-pong balls could be inserted into a vagina and if anyone could force them back out and far they could make them travel." I had to ask for medical reasons, and because we were waiting for a Gynecologist to arrive after being called in, how many had she inserted initially and how many had she managed to expel. Her reply nearly stunned me when she proudly stated, " I managed to get 9 in there all at the same time, but only managed to get 3 out, but I'll try even harder next week because the prize is having sex with 5 men at the same time." The things some people will go to for entertainment never ceases to shock and astound me.

I have not been here for a while. Thought I'd stop by and say hi. Hope all is well!?

Triphid comments on Feb 7, 2019:

G'day to you Rose2U.

Are you an optimist, pessimist, or realist?

Triphid comments on Feb 7, 2019:

A mix of Optimist and Realist I think, that's me.

My own hand-painted mural decorating my hallway.

Triphid comments on Feb 7, 2019:

And, for those who may like my murals, here is my, hopefully, soon to be completed one on a fence on my property, it seem to get quite a bit of attention from passers-by and tourists for some strange reason. From left to right, first stage through to the penultimate stage.

If you could pick a birth name for yourself (hypothetically) at the time of birth, what would it be?

Triphid comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Me, well I'd follow with one the Ulysses stories and call myself Nobody, then IF I did something wrong and was asked who did it I could simply and honestly answer with, "Nobody did it." LOL.

Very true. They don't "provide" much.

Triphid comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Insurance Companies and Religions, both parasites since they extract something from you, with Insurance Companies and Religions it IS always about money of course, then they promise you everything but deliver NOTHING.

Wow! It had a mohawk! [msn.com]

Triphid comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Perhaps the very early ancestors of those dimwits who used go around with the hair spiked up and thinking they looked really cool?

So we not gonna talk about the Pope admitting the nuns were sex slaves???? Oh, ok... ?☕️

Triphid comments on Feb 6, 2019:

The ignominities of the Holy mother Church are seemingly endless aren't they?

Many cells..

Triphid comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Beware, the CELL phones are planning their revenge.....LOL.

It’s important

Triphid comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Oh, I should be so lucky, but if it wasn't for bad lucky I wouldn't have any luck at all.

I have a fear this is how it works.

Triphid comments on Feb 6, 2019:

The 'Luddites' will always follow one another, that's the way they are sadly.

Ancient church beneath Turkish lake, and maybe a pagan temple underneath that. [livescience.com]

Triphid comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Where ever there was a once a so-called 'Pagan' temple odds on the Xstians would have built one theirs over it.

I WISH I was that clever!

Triphid comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Last night I tried to repair a coffee table but my syntax were blunt.

The Searchers. "Needles and Pins" Teenage love angst. [youtube.] ​

Triphid comments on Feb 6, 2019:

A real toe-tapper this one, I remember it well.

Writing on the walls of your home is only acceptable if you are in a Stanley Kubrick movie.

Triphid comments on Feb 6, 2019:

So what does it say about painting murals on the walls of your home then? I have murals all over the walls of my hallway, painted by my own hand.

Do you really want to be locked in a room with me?😉😊😎

Triphid comments on Feb 6, 2019:

"Once a victim always the victim, once a survivor always a survivor." - William Anthony, 2019 and from many years of often painful experiences.

My father died believing the catholic bible which we know is full of errors and evil.

Triphid comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Well nothing except that, just as everyone else who has died or will die, the body ceases to operate then the bacteria, both within us and on the outside of us, begin a stage of rapidly accelerating growth and within hours or days, depending upon the conditions in which the body is left, they begin to consume the internal organs, etc. Eventually, unless one is cremated that is, the organs and flesh are rotted away or eaten by bacteria, etc, and after many years all that remains are the skeletal structures. I've seen many patients die as a nurse, was by my daughter's bedside when she passed away and to the best of my knowledge I have never once seen anything remotely resembling a Human Soul or Spirit depart after death. Sorry to be so blunt, my friend, but, sadly, those are the facts of death.

Life is like a bowl of jalapeno they are so good to day but tomorrow they will burn your ass

Triphid comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Sounds a bit like my curries, they're hot while you eat them, burn like fire as they go down, generate excellent farts for hours afterwards and the next leave your arse burning like the after burner of an F111 jet.

One of my most favorite songs.

Triphid comments on Feb 5, 2019:

It'd sound great at full volume through my surround sound system I reckon.

Flirting with death...

Triphid comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Are you sure that is Death and not a Muslim woman on her way to do a bit of gardening....LOL

You're tastier than you think.

Triphid comments on Feb 5, 2019:

As the Cannibal said to his wife, " No like this Missionary, him taste like shit." To which she replied, " Well try his wife instead or just eat the vegetables."

Drove this beauty off the lot yesterday - all mine now! Next up - outfitting her for life on the ...

Triphid comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Very nice, how does it travel?

Simon and Garfunkel Like a Bridge over Troubled Water ,[youtube.]

Triphid comments on Feb 5, 2019:

I've got this one on their cd album of the same name, it's a kind of theme song of mine.

Do you think that standing up for Freedom of Religion helps promote Freedom from Religion?

Triphid comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Religions HAVE had freedoms for as long there have been religions, but NEVER has there a Freedom from Religion right permitted in ANY Society or Culture.

How do you feel about assisted suicide at the end of your journey in this life.

Triphid comments on Feb 4, 2019:

We OWN our bodies NOT the Churches nor the religions, I truly believe that should one be in a situation of having a terminal illness/disease, etc, then IT IS their right to elect to end their life with all the dignity and decency possible rather than be left to suffer just because some totally Imaginary Sky Daddy and its deluded followers say No. Shit, we don't allow our beloved pets/animal friends to suffer do we, so why should we have to suffer?

Please give a warm welcome to Hanksie who has just joined the group.

Triphid comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Welcome to the mob, Hanksie, rock and roll, Mate, rock and roll. Btw, I'd post some tunes IF I knew how to do it.

Me, my wool jacket, black lacquer cane, a computer, the library - gentlemen and ladies, it is a good...

Triphid comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Oh you Heathen, going the Library ( the Atheist Temple of Facts and Knowledge) of all places you'll be condemned for all eternity....LOL. Btw, I'll be condemned as well after tomorrow because it's my day to go to the Great Temple as I do every fortnight without fail.

White House says Trump’s tan is because of ‘good genes’ | indy100

Triphid comments on Feb 4, 2019:

" Good genes" my Aunt's Fanny, I'd lay even money that tRumpty Dumpty gets his tan sprayed on, you see the difference between a REAL tan and a fake tan just by looking and tRumtys is as fake as he is.

Fortunately, I got myself out of a situation like this.

Triphid comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Been in that situation more times than I care to count, just as have ever so many others, is it any wonder we've grown extremely cautious.

Hi world and make believe characters.

Triphid comments on Feb 3, 2019:

I can't see nor hear you, ergo either you or I are make believe and I'm certain it's not me.....LOL.

What a coincidence

Triphid comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Considering that there are over 300,000 gods worshipped around the world and everyone of them is CLAIMED to be the ONLY True God by its followers and preachers then either their 'logic(?????)' is completely flawed or is totally non-existent as is their god/s.

In mint condition.

Triphid comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Me, I'm definitely one of a kind, a bit battered and worn, a few tattered edges, more creaks and groans than an outside dunny door in a strong wind though.

America - A Horse With No Name [youtube.com]

Triphid comments on Feb 3, 2019:

One of my favorite tunes and one of my daughter's as well.

There are good things in the world.

Triphid comments on Feb 3, 2019:

It was the look on my dog's face that stopped me from suicide a few months after my daughter had passed away, the look, to me anyway, was kind of like her was asking "If you die, who will love me and who will I have to love back?" Old Charlie, my treasured and cherished Blue Heeler, by my side almost every minute of the day except for at night when he'd spend his time guarding and patrolling the yard on the lookout for unwanted visitors like prowlers and bloody stray cats, in his 15 years of life he wiped out 76 stray cats using his favored method of grabbing them by the neck and with a quick flick, breaking it, but only ever cats that strayed/wandered into our yard though.

Think before you laugh!

Triphid comments on Feb 3, 2019:

I can laugh at least at one choice I made, the other ex was due to a heap of lies told to me by her.

But we need our cars don't we?

Triphid comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Me, well no car, used public transport for the last 13 years, get firewood about 3 times every winter by going out with my best friend in his diesel ute and for every fallen dead tree we harvest we replace it with at least 2 new seedlings.

This explains alot...

Triphid comments on Feb 3, 2019:

I'd say more like Healthy copying mechanisms, especially when it comes to putting up with dip-shits of this world.

Looks innocent enough but... One sweet kiss ?

Triphid comments on Feb 3, 2019:

The old saying, "Breed like rabbits" isn't all that far wrong. Those bloody pests virtually destroyed the Aussie Outback on their own, I remember vividly going out bush with my Dad, him with his 12 gauge shotgun and me with the bolt action, 10 shot, .22 rifle on weekends and shooting between 30 and 50 pairs of rabbits between us without traveling more than half a mile from our camp. We'd get $2.50 per pair at the pubs around town, skun and dressed ready for cooking each time. Locally they were known as "Underground Mutton," or "Underground Chicken" depending upon how they were cooked.

Video of man erecting 20-ton block from horizontal to perfectly vertical by himself.

Triphid comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Well his experiments make great sense and do point out really well the methods our ancient ancestors would probably have used. The whole thing shits all over the idea that 'Space Aliens' did it.

Was thinking Iwas going to have to keep the shotgun oiled for my daughters sake.

Triphid comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Any boyfriend my daughter brought home was instantly told by me that I had be lamb marking for years and ALWAYS used a very sharp knife to make the cut and then my teeth to grip the testicles while I cut them out. Lorrae would just sit there and quietly smirk whilst the prospective suitor broke into a very sudden bout of cold sweating....LOL.

Has anyone else found dating to be really difficult these days?

Triphid comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Bloody oath it's tough, especially way out here in Outback of Australia.

At what age does a baby develope a personality?

Triphid comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Well, as a Registered Midwife, I've helped bring 164 of those future ankle-biters into the world and I'd say that they have the seeds of their own personality already growing within them. For example, when my daughter was born the doctor was astounded that her middle finger on her right was firmly raised and the rest of her hand was clenched tightly, almost as if she giving the world 'the finger.'

Me tomorrow

Triphid comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Football, of ALL codes, etc, Cricket and other sports, I'd rather watch paint dry.

The Beatles - Revolution Many good memories dancing with my mum while cleaning house or lounging...

Triphid comments on Feb 2, 2019:

I've always liked George, John and Ringo but as for that stuck-up little Twat, Paul, well you don't need me tell you where you can shove him.

[skepchick.org] Why Nazis are super into NASA.

Triphid comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Hey, IF the Neo-Nazis love it so much then why not the scumbags there to live?

I must be having a good day the kitty that seemingly hates me came and stood on my keyboard and let ...

Triphid comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Beware when a cat that seems to dislike you suddenly becomes nice to you, they are truly scheming animals and it might just have some very devious motive behind it.

I'm wondering is this really true?

Triphid comments on Feb 2, 2019:

I think it would hard for anyone to detest my first ex-wife as much as I do, and that's not primarily for what she did to me BUT what she did to my daughter.

What do you do when a believer gets offended by your question?

Triphid comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Ah those 'faithfools' so ready to take offense.

We recently have been doing work in my yard and have found this petrified wood as you can see some ...

Triphid comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Jeez it must have a terrible fright to become so petrified....LOL. We often find bits of petrified wood out the bush around here too since a lot of this area was once under the waters of a very ancient, shallow sea millions of years ago.

I fall.

Triphid comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Like the song goes, " I get knocked down BUT I get up again," well that's my outlook on life, and I'll stick to it.

Gordon Lightfoot the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald./Lyrics ,,,[youtube.com]

Triphid comments on Feb 2, 2019:

The beat of the music kind of reminds one of ship rolling in gentle swell, but the guitar music is kind of a reminder of the grating, howling sounds from a gale or hurricane blowing through the rigging etc.

Pembrokeshire chariot burial finds ruled as treasure [bbc.co.uk]

Triphid comments on Feb 2, 2019:

What can one say except WOW.

All because a Christian woman offered a Muslim co-worker a drink of water.

Triphid comments on Feb 1, 2019:

It is via the all too often venomous words preached by Religious Leaders that the atrocities are committed by their followers. For example, just finished speaking to a very good friend who has been part of the crew 'employed' by a certain local Evangelical 'Church' completely re-painting inside and out and refurbishing,etc, the interior as well. They were paid, so far, precisely 1/10th of the contracted price agreed upon by both parties and when their boss approached this self-appointed 'Minister' for the remainder owed the Boss was threatened with 'religious reprisals.' Last Evening the houses of 3 of the crew were attacked with paint, blood and human excreta and small fires were lit in their front yards. The matter has been reported to the local police, security footage has been given to the police as well and numerous arrests are 'imminent' according to police.

If you tell anyone, you'll burn in hell! - YouTube

Triphid comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Nice to see that Cardinal George ( Paedo) Pell didn't escape having his foul mug in the top left corner of the photo/meme.

Gotta watch out for them...

Triphid comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Actually I looked through every Animal book I could find and it would seem that those are markings left behind when the very rare and highly endangered species of 'Chilly Willy' does its mating dance to attract unsuspecting hen-birds, sadly though, mating never seems to be successful since the birds 'appendage' is so frozen it can longer operate normally, i.e. it defrosts far too quickly when inside the hen-birds cloaca.

If you tell anyone, you'll burn in hell! - YouTube

Triphid comments on Feb 1, 2019:

The International Courts of Justice sorely NEED to raid, without warning or notice, every Catholic Church and the Vatican world-wide simultaneously, seize ALL their records and documentations, bring charges against the Church, the Pope and the Priests and try them in PUBLIC courts for the horrible abuses they have wrought upon mankind for CENTURIES. And when found GUILTY, as they should be, then sentence them to the Term of Their Natural Life in prison, no parole or reduction of Sentence, when they've died, bury them unceremoniously in unmarked graves WITHIN the grounds of the prisons.

Poor kitty.

Triphid comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Hey cat, payback can be a real BITCH sometimes, can't it? Kind of reminds me of the first time my ex-missus need to pee way out the bush. I told her to ALWAYS check UNDER the bush before squatted, but did she listen, No, she just squatted and seconds later was jumping around screaming with a 4' goanna with its jaws firmly attached to her 'lady bits.' I guess the goanna didn't fancy getting free shower that day or something.

Why does everybody in the world own a silver 2006 Honda Civic?

Triphid comments on Feb 1, 2019:

I know the feeling, a while back a mate dropped me at a supermarket because I needed to get a couple of things, we were in his Mitsubishi Triton Ute, when I came back there was a Mitsi Ute, same colour and everything so without really thinking I tried to get in only to discover my friends Ute was right next to it, the woman in the mistaken Ute had a very surprised look on her but nowhere near as bad as my embarrassed one though.

So I'm on this dating app.

Triphid comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Sorry to hear you ran into another of those complete oxygen wasters, I wish you much better luck next time.

Tell me about your absolute best day ever! How old were you?

Triphid comments on Feb 1, 2019:

12/7/1984 the day my daughter, Lorrae, was born.

Catholic Church in Texas Names Nearly 300 Priests Accused of Sex Abuse [a.

Triphid comments on Feb 1, 2019:

ONLY 300, somebody somewhere must be 'fiddling' the books as well as the children.

Movie Test! UPDATED How many movies have you seen?

Triphid comments on Feb 1, 2019:

21/50 but my tastes are more diverse than the list, I have over 380 dvds, 6 flashdrives and about 30 old VHS tapes in my collection at present, all of different genres, etc.

I have a demon on my wall. Do you think it's a sign and can I make any money off this?

Triphid comments on Feb 1, 2019:

A can of paint and a paint roller will certainly exorcise that demon BUT do NOT call in a Catholic Priest to do the job, they can't be trusted in my opinion.

Wise words from Christopher Hitchens...

Triphid comments on Feb 1, 2019:

I always have, and always will think for myself it's a better way of living by far.

[youtu.

Triphid comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Was wondering where you were, now I know, nice to see you're back though.

It’s cold out there!

Triphid comments on Jan 31, 2019:

I just casually looked over the fence and noticed my 'born again' Evangelist neighbor actually putting up one of those huge shade umbrellas over his car, so I asked him why and his reply was, " In a my dream last night Jesus told me to cover my car because it will snow here today." I mean, it's the middle of SUMMER here and Broken Hill hasn't seen snow since before Moses was out of nappies at least.

I haven't joined this group before because I wasn't born in the sixties but I always say I'm a hippy...

Triphid comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Hey, the way I see it everyone has a bit of Hippie inside them somewhere.

Has anyone here read Edward Gorey's work? That horse would fit right in.

Triphid comments on Jan 31, 2019:

I kind of get the impression that the dog is trying to tell the horse, " Just stay away from my food supply and we'll get along fine, Okay?"

Please say hello to TiemanMcCann who has joined us in the group.

Triphid comments on Jan 31, 2019:

G'day to you TiemanMcCann from me way down in Australia.

Interesting and makes me feel good about having no love of eating oysters.

Triphid comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Oysters- snot in a half shell, Escargot(snails) - snot in a crash helmet.