Sick joke I know but here goes anyway. Why did the tomato blush?

Druvius comments on Nov 22, 2020:

Q: What's yellow and very dangerous? A: Shark infested mustard.

Triphid replies on Nov 22, 2020:

What goes black and white, black and white, black and white THUMP? A Nun falling down stairs....LOL.

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Dyl1983 comments on Nov 22, 2020:

Liar. I never said I agreed with him.

Triphid replies on Nov 22, 2020:

Hey, hang on there you're not supposed to become my replacement UNTIL after I've died, didn't they put that on the Job Description....LOL.

So basically stop associating with all religious people because that scripture is a definite ...

Triphid comments on Nov 22, 2020:

Well that SHOULD empty out ALL the Churches then shouldn't it?

Triphid replies on Nov 22, 2020:

@anglophone I do try my VERY BEST.

So basically stop associating with all religious people because that scripture is a definite ...

anglophone comments on Nov 22, 2020:

Why is it limited to "such a man" and not "such a woman" or "such a person"? ;)

Triphid replies on Nov 22, 2020:

I'd hazard a guess and say that in the Holey Bibble they perceive women as nothing more than Goods, Chattels and the fleshy receptacles for the 'seeds' of men and living incubators for the 'crop/s' they are to carry. What else can one expect from such a blatantly Misogynistic form of Belief?

Just a thought here, Should we not spare a moment for this Imaginary God of Abraham who once was ...

holdenc98 comments on Nov 22, 2020:

but if such questions endlessly preoccupy us, the ubermenchen of mankind, those precious few who have managed to overcome the hard wired temporal neurons that research suggests keep mankind as a whole enthralled with this bullshit, for evolutionary reasons no longer relevant to tribal survival but ...

Triphid replies on Nov 22, 2020:

@holdenc98 Er, excuse me BUT what is this 'pastrami anyway. I much prefer a good old Aussie style Chicken and salad sanger (sandwich) or the Seafood salad rolls any day.

I came across this quote with different graphics on Facebook.

Thirst2learn comments on Nov 22, 2020:

Why do atheists replace jesus with Marxism? And don't think for themselves?

Triphid replies on Nov 22, 2020:

@Bobbyzen May one most humbly suggest 'TheVeryLeast2Learn,"

I came across this quote with different graphics on Facebook.

Thirst2learn comments on Nov 22, 2020:

Why do atheists replace jesus with Marxism? And don't think for themselves?

Triphid replies on Nov 22, 2020:

Oh REALLY O'Reilly, did you reach that conclusion that we must be embracing Marxism all by yourself or was it founded on the idea that because we often quote Karl Marx's saying of " Religion is the Opiate of the Masses."?

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AnneWimsey comments on Nov 22, 2020:

All signed up, the bus to Boot Camp leaves Tuesday 6am sharp!

Triphid replies on Nov 22, 2020:

@AnneWimsey Oh btw, I have and use a variety of arrows, Swallow-tail heads, 4 blade razor tips, Armour puncturing Bodkins and specially made hollow tips that are used mainly for just piercing the skin and injecting a sedative. No boasting, bragging, I still may be old but I can still a kangaroo hoping at 40 yards and bring it down nice and quietly. So, I reckon "hunting Christians' would be easy as pie.

Aw, Humpty Grumpty Spat the Dummy trumpty 'DEFENDS the exit from the Paris Climate Accord.

Lilac-JadeCanada comments on Nov 22, 2020:

Dropping dead is the only thing that'll shut him up, & I even have doubts about that!

Triphid replies on Nov 22, 2020:

Yep, I reckon he could talk underwater with his mouth filled marbles.

Aw, Humpty Grumpty Spat the Dummy trumpty 'DEFENDS the exit from the Paris Climate Accord.

AnneWimsey comments on Nov 22, 2020:

I have Had it with this moron for the eleveteenthmillion time!!!!!

Triphid replies on Nov 22, 2020:

I think I started to be disgusted with the arrogant, self-centred,shit dribbling, egomaniac long, long before he got elected.

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DenoPenno comments on Nov 21, 2020:

Kenneth Copeland is getting worse all the time. My recent take on him is that he must have theorized that if Donald Trump could get away with lies then he can too.

Triphid replies on Nov 22, 2020:

I'd reckon they were BOTH spat out up against the very same fence and hatched out the sun.

A few times I tried to point out the latent subconscious damage that religion has done that most ...

IAJO163 comments on Nov 22, 2020:

Jesus being mortal did nothing but express the nature of man. Is violence not a way of life?

Triphid replies on Nov 22, 2020:

Perhaps, BUT we can also over-come and defeat those urges as well, can we not? Where the Holey Babble, in the O.T. preaches and teaches that violence, Rape, Pillaging and warfare are somewhat blessed and expected by their god.

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AnneWimsey comments on Nov 22, 2020:

All signed up, the bus to Boot Camp leaves Tuesday 6am sharp!

Triphid replies on Nov 22, 2020:

LOL, any positions for a 'Silent Sniper?' I use a bow and arrows instead of a rifle, much, much quieter.

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Triphid comments on Nov 22, 2020:

Here we go again, the Christians have RESUMED the totally IMAGINARY "War Against Christmas" and are still blaming us for it. Poor, deluded, misunderstood, persecuted little babies, IF they didn't have something to complain about their lives would be ever so boring.

Triphid replies on Nov 22, 2020:

@dalefvictor Yep, same thing this way also.

While planting about 20 flowering and evergreen shrubs and trees today, I learned what it means to ...

Triphid comments on Nov 21, 2020:

Want to do a 'swap?' Out here in this region/area where I live we have between 6"- 18" of top soil, maximum, with little else but rocks, stones and boulders underneath it. I've seen many rocks dug out of backyards and gardens ranging from small pebbles to the sizes of average Coffee tables and ...

Triphid replies on Nov 22, 2020:

@freeofgod Some of ours aren't quite so 'kindly' especially the Mulga snakes ( Dugites), Yellow-bellied Black snakes, their cousins the Copperheads, the King Browns, the worst of them all though is what is colloquially known as the Fierce or File snake it is an attack first, ask questions later type snake. Closer to the coasts though, one of the biggest dangers are the vicious 'Drop Bears' one mere whiff of a decent beer, rum or wine and they'll drop out of trees like autumn leaves and sink their teeth into you....LOL. Btw, 'Drop Bears' do NOT exist.

While planting about 20 flowering and evergreen shrubs and trees today, I learned what it means to ...

Triphid comments on Nov 21, 2020:

Want to do a 'swap?' Out here in this region/area where I live we have between 6"- 18" of top soil, maximum, with little else but rocks, stones and boulders underneath it. I've seen many rocks dug out of backyards and gardens ranging from small pebbles to the sizes of average Coffee tables and ...

Triphid replies on Nov 22, 2020:

@freeofgod I suppose it depends too on the size of your coffee table, mine is 3' long and about about 1" thick on the top. A few years back now, I dug out a slab of what we, locally, called bluestone, that measured out at 4.5' in length, 6.8" in thickness and 27" across while preparing ground for planting a tree. Happily, my self-proclaimed "Stone Mason,' Evangelidiot neighbour noticed this chunk of rock and not only paid me a nice little $30 for it BUT also carted it away to his house as well.

While planting about 20 flowering and evergreen shrubs and trees today, I learned what it means to ...

Triphid comments on Nov 21, 2020:

Want to do a 'swap?' Out here in this region/area where I live we have between 6"- 18" of top soil, maximum, with little else but rocks, stones and boulders underneath it. I've seen many rocks dug out of backyards and gardens ranging from small pebbles to the sizes of average Coffee tables and ...

Triphid replies on Nov 22, 2020:

@freeofgod Snakes around here are definitely NOT as beneficial as they are both highly venomous and dangerous. If memory serves, I think we have about 8 of the most venomous snake s in the World list of the top 10.

Just a thought here, Should we not spare a moment for this Imaginary God of Abraham who once was ...

1of5 comments on Nov 22, 2020:

I miss my imaginary friend Gary. We should spare a moment for him, too, since he was a genuinely good person.

Triphid replies on Nov 22, 2020:

@1of5 You can say that again. I have spent many an hour trying to fathom that one out myself.

Failed GOP candidate who denounced Pete Buttigieg’s “homo-ocracy” gets COVID after claiming ...

CuddyCruiser comments on Nov 22, 2020:

Anotner fool. Good for him. He got what was coming to him. It is weakness to feel sorry for a fool.

Triphid replies on Nov 22, 2020:

Yep, when you hear such news doesn't it kind of make you want to sing out loud, the lyrics from the Queen song We will rock, " And another one bites the dust..."

Failed GOP candidate who denounced Pete Buttigieg’s “homo-ocracy” gets COVID after claiming ...

anglophone comments on Nov 22, 2020:

That idiot needs a brain transplant.

Triphid replies on Nov 22, 2020:

I recently heard a rumour that he's tried 3 times to get one but each time the Brain REJECTED HIM.....LOL

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DenoPenno comments on Nov 22, 2020:

Maybe they have a Talmudic right.

Triphid replies on Nov 22, 2020:

But, imo, they think they do since they BELIEVE themselves to the Chosen Peoples of God do they not?

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Mvtt comments on Nov 22, 2020:

🤦‍♀️

Triphid replies on Nov 22, 2020:

Female sign also resembling the Egyptian 'ankh' the symbol of life.

Just a thought here, Should we not spare a moment for this Imaginary God of Abraham who once was ...

MrDragon comments on Nov 22, 2020:

What! Spare what little time I have left on earth for an imaginary thing? Not a fuckin chance in hell!

Triphid replies on Nov 22, 2020:

Hey, ease up a bit I was posting as a joke, a sarcastic jibe, if you like at religion and the religious.

What would you define the word agnostic to be?

creative51 comments on Nov 22, 2020:

Been posted once, do not reply to this duplicate post.

Triphid replies on Nov 22, 2020:

@powder Patience my friend patience, it took me ages to get to level 8 and almost as long to my t-shirt and pen. Just remember the old saying, " Patience is a virtue, find it where you can, never in a woman and seldom in a man," LOL.

Just a thought here, Should we not spare a moment for this Imaginary God of Abraham who once was ...

1of5 comments on Nov 22, 2020:

I miss my imaginary friend Gary. We should spare a moment for him, too, since he was a genuinely good person.

Triphid replies on Nov 22, 2020:

Yes, didn't we all have an imaginary friend in our childhood? Mine was named, oddly enough, Henry, and now I have a friend and nephew ( 7 years of age) named Henry. The even stranger thing is that when my late and lamented daughter, Lorrae, was about 4 years old I overheard her talking to someone yet knew she was completely alone in her room playing. I asked her who she was talking to and when she replied you could have knocked me over with a feather. She smiled and said, " Daddy, I'm playing with my friend Joel, he's my brother." Yes Lorrae did have a brother named Joel Adam, but he was still-born exactly 4 years and 4 days before Lorrae was born BUT no-one had ever mentioned or told her about Joel Adam either being her brother or even having been still-born.

Just a thought here, Should we not spare a moment for this Imaginary God of Abraham who once was ...

DenoPenno comments on Nov 22, 2020:

Jehovah was a tribal god. This is why he said not to have any gods before him and also why he was violent and murderous. In NT times there was no bible as we know it today. In fact, no bible at all until the third century. This fact has modern believers today simply making up crap right out of the ...

Triphid replies on Nov 22, 2020:

Yep, my son was still-born at 24 weeks plus 3 days approx. so I know fairly well what you are saying.

What would you define the word agnostic to be?

creative51 comments on Nov 22, 2020:

Been posted once, do not reply to this duplicate post.

Triphid replies on Nov 22, 2020:

Trying to gain extra points in an effort to 'climb' in to a higher level faster I think.

Saw this man on great keppel island saturday (He's still got it).

Triphid comments on Nov 22, 2020:

Yep, he's still got it Spades as well. Much prefer his doing "Real thing" though, it's always been my favourite. Goannas going after fresh egg breakfast, should see Joanna the Goanna doing her breakfast foraging here with those bloody sparrows. I reckon she downs about 3 omelets a day during ...

Triphid replies on Nov 22, 2020:

@powder Met him once many, many years ago, bloody great bloke, great sense of humour, Aussie style humour that is.

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DenoPenno comments on Nov 22, 2020:

If you want Christmas cheer then drink some. Jesus will forgive you. After all, he changed water into wine. While you are at it, Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas.

Triphid replies on Nov 22, 2020:

Happy Solstice to you since IT IS the reason for the Season after all. Oh, and let us NOT forget to have 1 minutes silence in remembrance of all EACH of the brave soldiers who gave their lives in this " War Against Christmas."

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CuddyCruiser comments on Nov 22, 2020:

Here’s something to think about......

Triphid replies on Nov 22, 2020:

@Canndue Maybe, BUT only if we mix in a bit of the Roman way and the Viking way of celebrating, those guys REALLY knew how to throw parties...LOL.

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CuddyCruiser comments on Nov 22, 2020:

Here’s something to think about......

Triphid replies on Nov 22, 2020:

You left out Saturnalia, which was the Roman Celebration held at approx. the same time as the God-botheres now claim their Jeebus Chrust was supposed to have been born. Saturnalia usually went for between 7 and 12 days, where the Slaves became Masters and the Owners became the Slaves, there was giving of gifts from both sides, huge parties and feasts, etc, etc. Sounds kind of familiar doesn't it?

Are you ready to reduce your carbon footprint?

Sticks48 comments on Nov 21, 2020:

I don't fly, eat beef or pork. I live in a travel trailer, and never had children. I am definitely not giving up my car, hot water, heat, AC, or my clothes. It is against the law to run around naked in Texas.

Triphid replies on Nov 22, 2020:

LOL, I gave up flying because it made my arms so bloody sore, all that flapping and never getting off the ground...LOL.

Reading this, I started to cry.

Triphid comments on Nov 21, 2020:

Jeez Louise, I've been taking 30 mgms of Aropax for the last 8 years, before that I was taking 40mgms and before that I was on the maximum dosage, 60mgms, since 2003, all for Chronic, Recurrent Depression episodes, Agoraphobia as well as episodes of very severe anxieties. There IS a VAST difference...

Triphid replies on Nov 22, 2020:

@BBJong Yep, NO WAY would I even consider going back to the way things were pre- Aropax, i.e. getting between 4-8 hours of sleep(???) per week, making countless attempts to either merely go out of the house, go and buy groceries, check the mail ONLY when it IS dark outside, not answering the door or the phone, etc, etc. Jeez, there were times when even thinking about things like catching a bus literally had me in cold sweats, now I actually look forward to and enjoy just taking a ride on the bus for absolutely no reason at all.

While planting about 20 flowering and evergreen shrubs and trees today, I learned what it means to ...

azzow2 comments on Nov 21, 2020:

I have been nursing a Russian Pomegranate tree it is supposed to grow in all seasons. The tree had turned brown. I had recently dug it up to replace it with a Macintosh apple tree because I had thought it was dead after inspecting the roots they seemed healthy I replanted it.

Triphid replies on Nov 22, 2020:

@UUNJ, @azzow2 Try making the liquid fertilizer as well, your plants will love for it. Oh and it may sound quite odd and disgusting but try adding about about 1-2 litres of human urine into the mix about twice a week. We humans produce both Urea, Ammonia and other natural fertilizers in abundance in our urine that plants thrive on. So, IF you have children around, little boys/young lads especially encourage them ( when girls/ladies aren't around of course) to pee under or around your trees, etc. as well.

While planting about 20 flowering and evergreen shrubs and trees today, I learned what it means to ...

azzow2 comments on Nov 21, 2020:

I have been nursing a Russian Pomegranate tree it is supposed to grow in all seasons. The tree had turned brown. I had recently dug it up to replace it with a Macintosh apple tree because I had thought it was dead after inspecting the roots they seemed healthy I replanted it.

Triphid replies on Nov 22, 2020:

@UUNJ It is colloquially called the "Drunken Parrot" tree in New Zealand and, probably, like many plants from both N.Z. and Australia they are often intolerant to man-made Chemical based fertilizers. I gave up using man-made fertilizers years ago in favour of both trying to do my bit for preserving/saving the environment and to lessen, as best I could, the amount of wasted chemical fertilizers from over-usages that seep in to and pollute the Water Table.

While planting about 20 flowering and evergreen shrubs and trees today, I learned what it means to ...

Triphid comments on Nov 21, 2020:

Want to do a 'swap?' Out here in this region/area where I live we have between 6"- 18" of top soil, maximum, with little else but rocks, stones and boulders underneath it. I've seen many rocks dug out of backyards and gardens ranging from small pebbles to the sizes of average Coffee tables and ...

Triphid replies on Nov 22, 2020:

@UUNJ If the freight costs were NOT so high I'd gladly send you as many as you can use.

Which Democrat campaign promises should take priority?

Triphid comments on Nov 12, 2020:

First and foremost, imo, instigate that the President Elect takes over the reins IMMEDIATELY rather than having this utterly ridiculous chaotic Transition period.

Triphid replies on Nov 22, 2020:

@WilliamG Nope, we are STILL under the Thumb of England and the heel of the U.S. and, imo, none of that will change until we wake up and tell them both to take a running jump.

While planting about 20 flowering and evergreen shrubs and trees today, I learned what it means to ...

azzow2 comments on Nov 21, 2020:

I have been nursing a Russian Pomegranate tree it is supposed to grow in all seasons. The tree had turned brown. I had recently dug it up to replace it with a Macintosh apple tree because I had thought it was dead after inspecting the roots they seemed healthy I replanted it.

Triphid replies on Nov 21, 2020:

@azzow2 Make sure that it IS well matured and NOT fresh, fresh manure will burn the very tender feeder roots of the plant. A good way that I utilise manures is to get hold of one thiose plastic 44 gallon drums, remove the top, fill it with water then add in manure and kitchen scraps, NOT meat though it brings flies, let it soak for as long as you like, 2 or weeks, until it has the colour of tea, then scoop it out into a bucket, make a 50-50 mix with more water and pour it around the base of the plants. You can use sheep, goat, cow, chicken and pigeon manure to make an organic liquid fertilizer, horse manure is a great soil enhancer but a poor source as a fertilizer though.

I hope friends and members will forgive me if my postings.

AnneWimsey comments on Nov 20, 2020:

After reading your comments his lawyers will no doubt think better of calling you, unless, oh, i dunno,they are (as i mentioned earlier)simply planning on milking him for every dime he has. Oh, & If you are expected to testify as a expert, they have to pay you!

Triphid replies on Nov 21, 2020:

@AnneWimsey Tempting, very tempting.

I hope friends and members will forgive me if my postings.

Lilac-JadeCanada comments on Nov 20, 2020:

Good grief!!! How is your blood pressure!!!

Triphid replies on Nov 21, 2020:

@Lilac-JadeCanada Oh well, as Ned Kelly was reported to have said just before he was hanged " Such is life."

While planting about 20 flowering and evergreen shrubs and trees today, I learned what it means to ...

azzow2 comments on Nov 21, 2020:

I have been nursing a Russian Pomegranate tree it is supposed to grow in all seasons. The tree had turned brown. I had recently dug it up to replace it with a Macintosh apple tree because I had thought it was dead after inspecting the roots they seemed healthy I replanted it.

Triphid replies on Nov 21, 2020:

Kind of a bit like the New Zealand native tree known as a "Drunken Parrot tree' that I have in one of my gardens. Was there for 5 years and only grew to about 8" in height, thought for a while that it was either dying or struggling badly until I fed with well matured chicken manure, now it is growing really well and about 18" in height. Can't wait for it to flower since the birds love drinking the nectar and since the nectar ferments so quickly, they actually get quite drunk on it.

I hope friends and members will forgive me if my postings.

Lilac-JadeCanada comments on Nov 20, 2020:

Good grief!!! How is your blood pressure!!!

Triphid replies on Nov 21, 2020:

@Lilac-JadeCanada I think they've already tried that for years and paying to keep him away is the last resort kind of thing. Unfortunately for all of us, they've flushed the 'shit out of their lives' and we're now stuck with it.

Chicken noodle soup for what ills you. Tonights dinner.

Triphid comments on Nov 21, 2020:

Where's the corn, can't see any corn in the soup?

Triphid replies on Nov 21, 2020:

@EyesThatSmile Ah, chicken, vegies and corn soup, wish it was winter time again here.

I hope friends and members will forgive me if my postings.

Lilac-JadeCanada comments on Nov 20, 2020:

Good grief!!! How is your blood pressure!!!

Triphid replies on Nov 21, 2020:

@Lilac-JadeCanada I tend to think that IF you knew him as we all do then it WOULD be quite reasonable and possibly understandable as well.

I hope friends and members will forgive me if my postings.

AnneWimsey comments on Nov 20, 2020:

After reading your comments his lawyers will no doubt think better of calling you, unless, oh, i dunno,they are (as i mentioned earlier)simply planning on milking him for every dime he has. Oh, & If you are expected to testify as a expert, they have to pay you!

Triphid replies on Nov 21, 2020:

@AnneWimsey Hmm, well now, my normal non-want to make a fortune nature has taken a wee bit of 'hit' with this news. $600 per hour plus meal/s, expenses, etc, etc, sounds a wee bit interesting, kind of like a bit of compensation for the shit, etc, Evangelidiot has dished out over the years. Time for my mind to debate all the Pros and Cons with my conscience perhaps.

I hope friends and members will forgive me if my postings.

AnneWimsey comments on Nov 20, 2020:

After reading your comments his lawyers will no doubt think better of calling you, unless, oh, i dunno,they are (as i mentioned earlier)simply planning on milking him for every dime he has. Oh, & If you are expected to testify as a expert, they have to pay you!

Triphid replies on Nov 21, 2020:

Yes, you are correct, that thought completely slipped my mind, as a Qualified Psychologist with a PhD to boot, the recompenses would need to in line with the qualifications would they not? I guess I should do a bit of research and find out what the going rate for a practicing Psychologist is these days.

I hope friends and members will forgive me if my postings.

PondartIncbendog comments on Nov 20, 2020:

As a friend of a guy who lives next door to a Psychologist, I am fully qualified to give advise. The two by four should do the trick.

Triphid replies on Nov 21, 2020:

Yeah, I'd do that only it would damage a good piece of timber....LOL

I hope friends and members will forgive me if my postings.

Lilac-JadeCanada comments on Nov 20, 2020:

Good grief!!! How is your blood pressure!!!

Triphid replies on Nov 21, 2020:

@Lilac-JadeCanada And is it any wonder his rather well off mother is paying $2,000 per month to STAY away from the rest of her brood?

I hope friends and members will forgive me if my postings.

Lorajay comments on Nov 20, 2020:

Mr Paine is becoming a bigger pain everyday.

Triphid replies on Nov 21, 2020:

Paine by name, Pain by nature.

Oh, shit a brick will it NEVER end?

Triphid comments on Nov 17, 2020:

Well Evangelidiot DID go to the most expensive Law Firm in town yesterday according to what he informed over the dividing fence about 10 minutes ago. It seems that the first appointment/ consultation was free BUT after about 15 or so minutes and reading the documents, the Lawyer requested that he ...

Triphid replies on Nov 21, 2020:

@TimeOutForMe And, imo, it will serve him right.

Well as they say "Every cloud has a silver lining" and the cloud of Evangelidiot is no different.

JackPedigo comments on Nov 21, 2020:

Interesting that one can 'divorce' ones natural parents. Maybe more need to do this. FFRF has a de-baptism certificate for some of us that want to make a final break. https://ffrf.org/news/timely-topics/item/14056-debaptismal-certificate

Triphid replies on Nov 21, 2020:

Actually it is 'legally dis-connect' with any familial links with biological parents but I just used the word 'divorced' because it easier to write. Oh and I did learn something very interesting at the get together last evening. Bels old school friends it seems have heard about, at last, the whole thing and are presently organizing a " Cross-dressing Week" as a sign of both Solidarity with Bel and as a show of Anger and Disgust with the School and the Catholic Church. Boys WILL be arriving at the school dressed in female clothing and girls wearing male clothing. Here's hoping it causes quite an up-roar and gets the media attention it deserves.

Well as they say "Every cloud has a silver lining" and the cloud of Evangelidiot is no different.

Lilac-JadeCanada comments on Nov 20, 2020:

Well that's good to hear! You must be so pleased.

Triphid replies on Nov 21, 2020:

Pleased for Bel, glad I was around when needed.

I hope friends and members will forgive me if my postings.

Lilac-JadeCanada comments on Nov 20, 2020:

Good grief!!! How is your blood pressure!!!

Triphid replies on Nov 20, 2020:

@Lilac-JadeCanada Yep, and imo, yet another case of sperm that SHOULD have been swallowed.

I hope friends and members will forgive me if my postings.

Surfpirate comments on Nov 20, 2020:

Your neighbour is several sandwiches short of a picnic and with your professional background you already realize this, try to be the Xstian that Paine in the Ass never can be. ;) As for Dewey, Skroom and Howe - they will be back to chasing ambulances in no time so I wouldn't bother.

Triphid replies on Nov 20, 2020:

You mean " Grabb, Swindell and Foxx," they usually chase Police cars and Paddy wagons rather than ambulances. But I do get the snide and sarcastic references as well btw.

I hope friends and members will forgive me if my postings.

KKGator comments on Nov 20, 2020:

Your neighbor is a real whackjob. My condolences.

Triphid replies on Nov 20, 2020:

"whackjob," more like a whole bakery short of a sandwich if you ask me.

I hope friends and members will forgive me if my postings.

anglophone comments on Nov 20, 2020:

He must *almost* as deluded as Donald Trump.

Triphid replies on Nov 20, 2020:

And you ain't 'whistling Dixie' on that one.

I hope friends and members will forgive me if my postings.

Lilac-JadeCanada comments on Nov 20, 2020:

Good grief!!! How is your blood pressure!!!

Triphid replies on Nov 20, 2020:

Okay now, but last night it would have been pretty close to Mt. Vesuvius level I think.

I hope friends and members will forgive me if my postings.

jlynn37 comments on Nov 20, 2020:

I wish you well.

Triphid replies on Nov 20, 2020:

@jlynn37 I'm not a violent person anyway, so no problems there.

I hope friends and members will forgive me if my postings.

jlynn37 comments on Nov 20, 2020:

I wish you well.

Triphid replies on Nov 20, 2020:

Thanks friend, I've decided NOT to go and give Mr. Paine the old 4x2 'handshake' as I don't want to either ruin a perfect good piece of timber or risk being prosecuted for any violent behaviour by the local police.

I hope friends and members will forgive me if my postings.

Cyklone comments on Nov 20, 2020:

Irritating, but been there and they can only make you appear if they subpoena you, no subpoena, no problem. I'm surprised that any law firm would waste their time.

Triphid replies on Nov 20, 2020:

As I said, locally we call the Firm " Grabb, Swindel and Foxx" so you can guess what their 'reputation' is like. They can do their best and subpoena me BUT they will find me to be a somewhat 'hostile' witness and as for me paying them, they can go whistle for that as well.

Hi and good morning.....is anybody out there?

whiskywoman comments on Nov 20, 2020:

love the carpenters

Triphid replies on Nov 20, 2020:

@Marionville A beautiful voice, a wonderful person such a shame that she lost her battle with that eating disorder.

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Jolanta comments on Nov 19, 2020:

Okay, I am fine with that but don't blame me when you christians are dying from refusing the vaccine.

Triphid replies on Nov 19, 2020:

And in the words of Captain Jean-Luc Picard, "Make it so."

Lying Pastor: A COVID Vaccine Will Alter Your DNA and “Remove the God Factor” | Hemant Mehta | ...

DenoPenno comments on Nov 19, 2020:

What god factor? Ardent conspiracy theorist and moron pastor.

Triphid replies on Nov 19, 2020:

Ssssh, don't tell anyone but this 'God factor is just as imaginary as is their God.

Rick Wiles: FL Liberals Should “Pack Up and Flee” Since “We’re Coming After You” | Beth ...

anglophone comments on Nov 19, 2020:

He should be given a concrete overcoat and dumped into the Marianas Trench.

Triphid replies on Nov 19, 2020:

What, pollute the ocean even more, No, just give that dip-shit a One way ticket to Bikini Atoll instead.

Creationist Says God Gave Us Nasal Bones to Hold Up Glasses

Jolanta comments on Nov 19, 2020:

Does it mean if you don't wear glasses you are offending god?

Triphid replies on Nov 19, 2020:

BLASPHEMER, ( saying with index fingers in the shape of a cross.....LOL)

Republican U.S. Senator Grassley, 87, tests positive for coronavirus | Reuters

whiskywoman comments on Nov 18, 2020:

just sad

Triphid replies on Nov 19, 2020:

@whiskywoman Thank you will do.

Blaming us now.... [ctvnews.ca]

CourtJester comments on Nov 18, 2020:

Canada is rather blah.

Triphid replies on Nov 19, 2020:

FYI, I much rather Canada than the U.S. any day.

Blaming us now.... [ctvnews.ca]

Triphid comments on Nov 18, 2020:

I hate to say But I told you so, tRumpy has spat the dummy, shit his nappy and is using EVERY dirty, filthy tactic he can get his grimy hands on to stay put. He IS, imo, the TYPICAL Bully and ALWAYS has been since childhood, can't take NO for an answer, is ALWAYS right and everyone else MUST be ...

Triphid replies on Nov 19, 2020:

@Lilac-JadeCanada It's okay I already new that.

Angry Christian Mom Condemns Hallmark Over Christmas Movie with Same-Sex Couple | Hemant Mehta | ...

Jolanta comments on Nov 19, 2020:

So many angry Christian mums. Where do they all come from?

Triphid replies on Nov 19, 2020:

As the saying goes, " Same shit, same dunny."

Whether or not God exists, Christopher Hitchens is still a scumbag

DenoPenno comments on Nov 18, 2020:

I don't compare Hitch and Bill Maher but I like both of them. That doesn't mean I agree with their every word. I also bet this writer of the piece you posted was writing just because he needed a byline by a certain deadline.

Triphid replies on Nov 18, 2020:

Yep far,far easier to lay the blame, etc, on the shoulders of the dead than it is to find the REAL truth.

What's your attitude about eating?

Cyklone comments on Nov 18, 2020:

I like to relish everything I put in my mouth. 😀

Triphid replies on Nov 18, 2020:

@anglophone Bugger the plonk, a nice icy cold glass of Iced Coffee made with fresh milk and Bickfords Iced Coffee Essence is my biggest 'vice' these days.

Flat Earthers Are Whining About How Their Friends Think They’re Idiots | Hemant Mehta | Friendly ...

Canndue comments on Nov 18, 2020:

Reminds me of the old ‘Foo Bird” joke....

Triphid replies on Nov 18, 2020:

@Canndue Btw, my little prank on Evangelidiot worked so well that he spent the Sunday night stuck axles deep in mud on a Sheep Property and it cost him $150.00 for the property owner to first tow him out and then to 'escort' him off the property as well. I'm ever so glad I helped the property owner make a bit of a tax free income with that prank.

Republican U.S. Senator Grassley, 87, tests positive for coronavirus | Reuters

whiskywoman comments on Nov 18, 2020:

just sad

Triphid replies on Nov 18, 2020:

Love them, mind if I use them from time to time?

Angry Christian Mom Condemns Hallmark Over Christmas Movie with Same-Sex Couple | Hemant Mehta | ...

Triphid comments on Nov 18, 2020:

ONE angry Xrstian Mom CLAIMING to be 1 Million Moms. Has no-one given HER that much needed Vibrator yet?

Triphid replies on Nov 18, 2020:

@anglophone Nah, down her throat would better imo, it may just stop her moaning for a while. Plus, it would give her tonsils the thrill they've probably NEVER experienced as well...LOL

Flat Earthers Are Whining About How Their Friends Think They’re Idiots | Hemant Mehta | Friendly ...

Canndue comments on Nov 18, 2020:

Reminds me of the old ‘Foo Bird” joke....

Triphid replies on Nov 18, 2020:

@Canndue Similar but not quite the same. Our "oomadoodle bird" prank/joke goes something like this, The National Parks and Wildlife Service are asking people to keep an eye out for a very rare, endangered species of bird known as the "oomadoodle bird." The male is small, has extremely short legs, a black coloured back with a white chest, a bare stomach from chest to tail feathers. This bird ONLY nests in short to medium sized trees in the local un-built-up regions around towns and cities. The male has a very distinguishable call that it makes EVERY time it comes in to land, that call being 'Oomadoodle' repeated over and and over numerous times until it finally comes to a halt once landed. The N.P.W.S. are offering a reward of $1,000 for any and all photographs taken of this bird. P.S. Evangelidiot fell for this prank hook, line and sinker btw.

Life, Philosophy, and Everything In-Between: Jesus the Great Moral Teacher

Krish55 comments on Nov 18, 2020:

Jesus was a great moral teacher! Don't throw out the baby of his ethics with the bathwater of superstition and religious orthodoxy. When dealing with Christian fanatics, I use Jesus' teachings to contradict what they are saying. Nothing else would work. Jesus is actually a great tool for sowing the ...

Triphid replies on Nov 18, 2020:

@Healthydoc70 Yes, 'blessed are the Cheese-makers for from them we shall derive toasted cheese sandwiches," LOL.

Angry Christian Mom Condemns Hallmark Over Christmas Movie with Same-Sex Couple | Hemant Mehta | ...

LiterateHiker comments on Nov 18, 2020:

Christian bigots are dinosaurs, way behind the times.

Triphid replies on Nov 18, 2020:

I agrre BUT the only problem is that the Dinosaurs are extinct and they are not.

Angry Christian Mom Condemns Hallmark Over Christmas Movie with Same-Sex Couple | Hemant Mehta | ...

anglophone comments on Nov 18, 2020:

Poor woman. Perhaps she should cultivate her inner lesbian.

Triphid replies on Nov 18, 2020:

Aw now, give the poor woman a break PLEASE, I think she enough of a job merely cultivating a thought.

Flat Earthers Are Whining About How Their Friends Think They’re Idiots | Hemant Mehta | Friendly ...

Canndue comments on Nov 18, 2020:

Reminds me of the old ‘Foo Bird” joke....

Triphid replies on Nov 18, 2020:

" Foo bird joke," is that anything like the " oomadoodle" bird joke/prank I played on my Evangelidiot neighbour recently?

This Girl Visited Ark Encounter and Documented Its Many, Many Flaws | Hemant Mehta | Friendly ...

Triphid comments on Nov 17, 2020:

Ooops, it seems the 'brilliant' (???) Ken Ham-bonehead, once a Science and Mathematics Teacher, screwed up yet again. According to the O.T. fairy story, the Ark was 300 cubits long, 50 cubits high and 50 cubits in width, acubit is approx. 20,6 inches in length therefore, Ham-bonehead's Ark by my ...

Triphid replies on Nov 18, 2020:

@snytiger6 A bit like Ham-bonehead himself, it's been leaking shit and drivel for decades.

For people who still have doubt in god this is my basic argument.

Triphid comments on Nov 17, 2020:

Hey, FYI there WAS NO ISRAEL until circa 1947-48, it was known as Palestine and prior to that, during the Roman Empire it was Judea and Galilee ( 2 separate States/countries entirely) and before then it was a part of the Ancient Egyptian lands which included the Sinai Peninsula as well.

Triphid replies on Nov 18, 2020:

@LuciferG0907 Yes, and if you research even deeper you will find that the Rothschild Clan has hedged its bets, so to speak, in every War since the Napoleonic Wars by funding both sides at the same time.

Lockdown in SA Our stupid Liberal Government has put in a lockdown, initially 6 days and then ...

FrayedBear comments on Nov 18, 2020:

You ain't seen nuttin' yet!

Triphid replies on Nov 18, 2020:

And so speaketh the Great Soothsayer himself.

Lockdown in SA Our stupid Liberal Government has put in a lockdown, initially 6 days and then ...

ChestRockfield comments on Nov 18, 2020:

But if you don't spring it on people, then they go out and party it up "on their last night of freedom". The problem is that people are fucking stupid and won't do what's best for them no matter what, not that you have a governing body that leans one way or the other.

Triphid replies on Nov 18, 2020:

Too right mate, too bloody right. I'm sick to the stomach of hearing people doing their 'Moaner Lisa' ( apologies to Leonarda Da Vinci btw) act time after time again. They moan and gripe about Lockdowns, etc, then IF there are were no Lockdowns they'd still moan and grizzle because the Authorities aren't doing their job or enough, IF they get Covid they'd moan and gripe because the Authorities aren't/ do the right job to stop it from infecting them, they moan and grizzle because "Their freedoms have been limited," they whine, grizzle and gripe because they can't take an overseas holiday, etc, etc. Personally, I reckon some of either LIVE to Moan and Grizzle or would still moan and grizzle if they were farting gold-dust and shitting diamonds.

Who else was raised catholic?

Triphid comments on Nov 17, 2020:

Does 'raiding' a Catholic Church for their plonk and wafers as a kid count here....LOL.

Triphid replies on Nov 18, 2020:

@Fletch Plonk- Aussie word meaning cheap and nasty wine.

I came home earlier today from getting my usual Sunday paper and my usual Sunday lunch from the ...

girlwithsmiles comments on Nov 15, 2020:

Poor God botherers, a tough crowd. You do know you’re meant to be part of a flock don’t you? Awful system.

Triphid replies on Nov 17, 2020:

@girlwithsmiles Yep some truly great , wonderful and lasting memories.

Oh, shit a brick will it NEVER end?

Lavergne comments on Nov 17, 2020:

He needs to be making an appointment with a mental health professional..... ;) ;)

Triphid replies on Nov 17, 2020:

Now please don't wish that on any poor unsuspecting mental health professional.

Oh, shit a brick will it NEVER end?

Lorajay comments on Nov 16, 2020:

Perhaps this is a good thing. The more interactions he has with authorities perhaps it will alert them to his instability and get him some help. His electric generations project sounds dangerous for him and others nearby.

Triphid replies on Nov 17, 2020:

@Chevre_Sournois IMO, the only 'Laws' he is aware of a the Laws of Sky Daddy and Son....LOL.

Oh, shit a brick will it NEVER end?

brentan comments on Nov 17, 2020:

I hope this sort of madness just keeps encouraging people to distance themselves from it.

Triphid replies on Nov 17, 2020:

We ALL try our darnedest to steer well clear of him but as the old Aussie saying goes, "You get rid of ONE annoying pest and a dozen more come to its funeral," so it goes with him, the last owners of the house had a very annoying habit of 'farming' off their A.D.D.H.D. son to families in the neighbourhood rather than seeking medical or otherwise help with him. They pulled up stakes and took their child with them, we had peace, beautiful peace and quiet until Evangelidiot came along.

Oh, shit a brick will it NEVER end?

Rodatheist comments on Nov 17, 2020:

This is an excellent candidate for a diagnosis of schizophrenia.

Triphid replies on Nov 17, 2020:

Nope, according to his mother ( who keeps ringing me and asking for me to watch over him) his main 'problem' is his usage of illegal substances ( narcotics, etc) from his teenage years onwards, inability to accept that his father died an unrepentant Atheist, as is the rest of the family btw, was 'rent-boy' for years while living on the streets, fighting against Homosexual/ Bi-sexual urges, see women as nothing more than 'chattels,' is arrogant, self-important to the extreme, can't be reasoned with, etc, etc, among other things as well.

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Triphid comments on Nov 17, 2020:

Ooops, it seems the 'brilliant' (???) Ken Ham-bonehead, once a Science and Mathematics Teacher, screwed up yet again. According to the O.T. fairy story, the Ark was 300 cubits long, 50 cubits high and 50 cubits in width, acubit is approx. 20,6 inches in length therefore, Ham-bonehead's Ark by my ...

Triphid replies on Nov 17, 2020:

@Canndue Not worried at all, just disgusted and sickened by both his blatant stupidity, lack of basic knowledge re-cubits and the Kenturkey Government using the Public Purse to fund such outrageous stupidity.

Up-date regarding 'Genius George' the neighbourhood Evangeloon and his Steam-Powered Generator ...

Larimar comments on Nov 15, 2020:

Reminds me of a friend's neighbor. They were having trouble removing a stump and this was in the days before the grinders that they have now. So, they stole dynamite from a construction site, packed it under the stump and set it off....the stump flew up and went through their roof. Boy, the cops ...

Triphid replies on Nov 17, 2020:

@Larimar The 'long drop' toilet was about 30 yards away from their homestead and behind the old stables as well.

Oh, shit a brick will it NEVER end?

RussRAB comments on Nov 16, 2020:

So, how does he intend to serve notice of his suit to these forces of evil and Satan?

Triphid replies on Nov 17, 2020:

Well, as far as I can tell, he returned home around 300pm this afternoon, can't really miss his arrivals or departs due to the rattling of vehicle and the noisy exhaust, in a bit of a mood, judging by the tone of voice he was using while talking to someone on his Mobile phone. Warm weather here btw, so I have my windows open to let a breeze flow through when I'm not using the Evaporative Air Cooler. I did overhear his begging his 'Mummy", yes he is 53 in just over a month and still calls her Mummy, for some extra money this month besides the 2 Grand she pays monthly to stay away from her and the rest of family. So, atm, I'm guessing he, more than likely, went to the most expensive Law Firm in town and if so, they are well known for charging like wounded Bulls. But knowing my luck, as bad as it is, I'll probably hear from tomorrow, most likely when I sit on the front veranda at about 7.00am or so to enjoy my coffee and the coolness of the morning.

Up-date regarding 'Genius George' the neighbourhood Evangeloon and his Steam-Powered Generator ...

Larimar comments on Nov 15, 2020:

Reminds me of a friend's neighbor. They were having trouble removing a stump and this was in the days before the grinders that they have now. So, they stole dynamite from a construction site, packed it under the stump and set it off....the stump flew up and went through their roof. Boy, the cops ...

Triphid replies on Nov 16, 2020:

Yep, did that once myself, only it was with an old 'Long-Drop' outback toilet on friends Sheep Property. He wanted it gone BUT when checked inside it had been used to store a few cases of Gelignite( an explosive btw) and the remaining sticks had gone 'sour' and were sweating Nitro-Glycerine, very ,very unstable stuff. We pondered for a while and then I decided to pull out my trusty, old 7.69mm calibre Mauser rifle, walked back about 150 yards and after 3 shots in through the door opening, there was suddenly flash, a massive bang, a cloud of dust, smoke, etc, etc and the 'Long-Drop' was gone leaving just a hole in the ground.

Oh, shit a brick will it NEVER end?

Lorajay comments on Nov 16, 2020:

Perhaps this is a good thing. The more interactions he has with authorities perhaps it will alert them to his instability and get him some help. His electric generations project sounds dangerous for him and others nearby.

Triphid replies on Nov 16, 2020:

Er, Steam-powered Electric Generator THAT uses Electricity FROM the Grid to heat the water btw. Very economical NOT.

Oh, shit a brick will it NEVER end?

KKGator comments on Nov 16, 2020:

Oh, FFS!! 🤣🤣🤣

Triphid replies on Nov 16, 2020:

Precisely.

Oh, shit a brick will it NEVER end?

Paracosm comments on Nov 16, 2020:

At least he's entertaining.

Triphid replies on Nov 16, 2020:

So is television BUT the advantages of television are that they can be TURNED OFF .

What is your favorite soup?

Triphid comments on Nov 16, 2020:

i'd have to say I have 2, my homemade Chicken and vegetable soup and my homemade Pea Soup poured over a Chicken and vegetable pie with a generous dose of vinegar and Worchestershire sauce added in as well.

Triphid replies on Nov 16, 2020:

@sassygirl3869 You don't what you've been missing. Split Pea and Ham soup is okay BUT you can't go past the good old Blue Boiler Pea soup used to make the Aussie favourite of a "Pie Floater" in winter.

Oh, shit a brick will it NEVER end?

ZantiMisfit comments on Nov 16, 2020:

IF it ever did end, I imagine you'd get pretty bored.

Triphid replies on Nov 16, 2020:

Not a chance, things would go back to peace, quiet and harmony around here. Oh how I so fondly remember those wonderful pre-Evangelidiot days.

Steppenwolf. - Born To Be Wild. [youtu.be] Hard to beat the oldies!

Triphid comments on Nov 16, 2020:

Ah , that brings fond memories, throwing the right leg over the saddle of my Honda 750 4 cylinder bike, hit the kick-starter and hear the engine purr into life, raise the kick-stand, squeeze the Clutch lever in, drop it into first gear and start rolling on down the miles and miles of wide open ...

Triphid replies on Nov 16, 2020:

@Marionville Oh yeah, you bank on that on that one. Watch it also remined of the time I went in to insure my 'baby,' the 500c, single cylinder, B.S.A. YB33 model bike I had rebuilt from scratch. The Insurance agent asked me if it had seat-belts, wind-up windows and a secure, safe place for the spare wheel and tyre. I told him that it had all of those and a back seat, two ashtrays and air conditioning as well then laughed my head off.

Oh, shit a brick will it NEVER end?

anglophone comments on Nov 16, 2020:

That guy is a laugh a minute, and laughter is the best medicine. (Sorry you have him as your next door neighbour.)

Triphid replies on Nov 16, 2020:

That's okay, I laugh my arse off at his antics as well.