I'm scared of my wife now...

VAL3941 comments on Jun 8, 2018:

If I don't see anymore posts from you, I will know what has happened !

Why is Cannabis illegal in the Fed's eyes?

VAL3941 comments on May 17, 2018:

Sounds like you are all cut up about it ?

Good morning! There are two cities in this world where I would love to live: Amsterdam and ...

VAL3941 comments on Feb 12, 2019:

CAPE TOWN, yeah, yeah yeah !

Bought the wrong number!

VAL3941 comments on May 21, 2018:

Damn, better go buy new numbers ?

Portal Finished.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 21, 2018:

Be careful you don't bump your head !

I have an entire group

VAL3941 comments on Sep 14, 2018:

Yip, a cucumber shared is a cucumber halved !

Best trade deal ever! Doctor Jia bought us a lucky koi when he went back to China

VAL3941 comments on Jun 24, 2018:

Thats beautiful !

Does the President Get Sick Days? [youtube.com]

VAL3941 comments on Apr 25, 2018:

No ! He makes everyone else sick !

Do most men really like large breasts?

VAL3941 comments on May 12, 2018:

More than a handful is a waste I say ??

My friend really changed after becoming a vegetarian. It's like I've never known herbivore.

VAL3941 comments on May 15, 2018:

She must be sprouting quickly ??

Thank you, Agnostic.

VAL3941 comments on May 20, 2018:

Just shows you, things do happen here ! Good luck !

Don't forget to thank your mother for expelling you from her vagina today HappyMothersDay

VAL3941 comments on May 13, 2018:

Never happened, Never, never, never !

What are your weekend plans?

VAL3941 comments on May 11, 2018:

Children's carnival ? You going to be the clown ??

Australia's Biggest Bludgers.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 13, 2018:

You didn't expect anything else, did you ?

They Worked With The Nazis!! Sold Passports To Fleeing Nazis.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 21, 2018:

Fuck praying, shoot them !

How about sharing some love with me today? I want to hit Level 7. Yes, today I'm a points whore.

VAL3941 comments on Jan 30, 2019:

One more time for points.

Do you want to be buried or sprinkled?

VAL3941 comments on Jan 11, 2019:

I want and have organise to be donated to medical science. What they d eith me is no concern of mine !

Got a parking ticket and broke a tooth, all in one morning! FML! Grrrrrr

VAL3941 comments on Apr 25, 2018:

Did you break the tooth against a parking meter ?

Has anyone ever really gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or is someone just trying to ...

VAL3941 comments on Jun 19, 2018:

We are all still alive, aren't we ?

How about sharing some love with me today? I want to hit Level 7. Yes, today I'm a points whore.

VAL3941 comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Go get em girl !

Johnathon Livingstone Seagull - 2018

VAL3941 comments on Jul 21, 2018:

Fries anywhere would be wellcome !

Well thank you for allowing me to reach level 3.

VAL3941 comments on May 15, 2018:

The difference between me and a religious person is that I believe in one less God than they do ??

Any machine is a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 7, 2018:

Unless it is a smoke machine, then you use it right !

Another year older a couple of days ago, yep, getting up there cause I am now 57 years old!

VAL3941 comments on May 13, 2018:

Wait till you are 65. best days of your life is ahead of you ?

Are there any other theories aside from the mainstream big bang theory that you think is a likely ...

VAL3941 comments on Jun 13, 2018:

No explaination needed. We are here, just accept it !

Just another way to be closer to god. And don't forget to put some funds into the collection plate.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 24, 2018:

Did he show them how by doing it himself ?

This Question starts with the Answer...

VAL3941 comments on Jun 13, 2018:

I can't see the question ?

The end of the world.

VAL3941 comments on Aug 11, 2018:

Just been through a drought, so know what waiting for rain feels like !

The Past Can Hurt-Learn From It

VAL3941 comments on May 23, 2018:

I know this to be true. learn people, learn !

A man wakes up dazed and confused in a strange city.

VAL3941 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Thats good, fucking good you asshole !

Why did the moose cross the road?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 4, 2018:

One of Caspers friends perhaps ???

How about sharing some love with me today? I want to hit Level 7. Yes, today I'm a points whore.

VAL3941 comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Are you happy now !!!

Do you suffer from triskaidekaphobia?

VAL3941 comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Hell No. Would love to have 13 girlfriends, rest on the 14th day.

Sexy pics or not?

VAL3941 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Sexy yes, porn, no.

Happy summer solstice!

VAL3941 comments on Jun 21, 2018:

Yours is starting, Ours is finishing. just happy the days are going to get longer now again !

Do you care or worry or get embarrassed if your pets see you naked?

VAL3941 comments on Jun 7, 2018:

No why ? Strange women see me naked and it does not bother me either ?

I think this sums up our group.

VAL3941 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Who the fuck asked you to hijack our group over the dinner table !

Is it wrong to discuss your opinions with your children if you provide the reason why?

VAL3941 comments on Apr 25, 2018:

As long as you do not indoctronate them to your opinions.

FB comments on this sites advertising.

VAL3941 comments on May 16, 2018:

Ignore all the negative and embrace the positive.

Stunning Sunset Photo

VAL3941 comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Beautiful !

What is interesting about this apparently very normal photograph?

VAL3941 comments on Jun 19, 2018:

The bananas are outside the trolley ? You can't fool a big ape like me ?

CUT AND RUN! At what point would you do it?

VAL3941 comments on May 11, 2018:

When all else fails !!

Damn, I just discovered shit storms are really good for racking up points. Hahaha!

VAL3941 comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Why do you think I get so horrible and got to 8 so fast ?

Sometimes I feel like I've woken up in an alternate universe.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 21, 2018:

They are your family !

I'm feeling a bit annoyed with many things.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 26, 2018:

Thats the only way to be at those times !

Good Morning! ☕ Happy Birthday to my love, @MrLizard ?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 20, 2018:

And talking large cups GG, is that coffee or bra !

So what are some things that you probably really don't want to do naked.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 8, 2018:

Fall into a tank of leeches ?

After never being right about any prediction on when this supposed rapture is due to arrive one ...

VAL3941 comments on May 15, 2018:

Only idoits have faith, the others have brains and use them ?

Don't start complaining....

VAL3941 comments on Jun 1, 2018:

We are in winter here but no snow to worry us ?   Yipeeeee

Don't know much about history...

VAL3941 comments on Aug 21, 2018:

What school does he go to ???

I just got back from reviewing the election results and pouring over lists, it checks out as far as ...

VAL3941 comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Laugh and start on the next 4 years !

Oh my, with all the excitement in my life, I forgot today's question: Is there a particular place, ...

VAL3941 comments on Dec 31, 2018:

To the womb, been trying to get back inside for the last 55 years, still no success !

If you can't be kind, you should at least have the decency to be vague.

VAL3941 comments on Aug 11, 2018:

Why !!!

If ignorance is bliss then racists must feel like they're always on heroin.

VAL3941 comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Wouldn't know what heroin feels like !

What's your favorite vacation spot?

VAL3941 comments on May 18, 2018:

The "G" spot !

Have had my first encounter with a rather rude person on this site.

VAL3941 comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Copy the greeting and his name and response on a post. Let everyone in on this and see what happens ?

Okay. I haven't had to slap anyone in about a week. What gives?

VAL3941 comments on Aug 10, 2018:

You have already slapped the shit out of us !

My mother wanted to call me Derry when I was born but my father and aunt went to register my birth ...

VAL3941 comments on May 11, 2018:

Must have been exciting being born on a bus ??

Hope everyone has the best new year ever,.

VAL3941 comments on Jan 1, 2019:

Not with you as a friend !

"I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left."

VAL3941 comments on May 11, 2018:

You are better off than many !

I'm feeling proud and frustrated.

VAL3941 comments on May 21, 2018:

It will come, just patience !

Loving you guys here.

VAL3941 comments on May 14, 2018:

I knew there were people that shared my feelings about this site, thank you !

High my name is tim i grew up southern babtist my father was a preacher i have ben very educated in ...

VAL3941 comments on Jun 23, 2018:

Good luck with that ? I don't want to be in your shoes, sorry !

So.

VAL3941 comments on Oct 13, 2018:

LOSERS ,!!

When your partying with your 10 yr old you bring out the good bubbly. Happy New Years my friends.

VAL3941 comments on Jan 1, 2019:

I am just dry, all year round !

There are times I miss her so much, I wish I could remember where I hid her body.

VAL3941 comments on May 7, 2018:

Did you try the try the lost and found Dept. ???

Omagawd...this is me.

VAL3941 comments on Aug 27, 2018:

I want to see the tatoo that is covered by the shorts !

I went to the store today and got a lot of baking stuff, I'm going to learn how to bake

VAL3941 comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Go lie in the sun and rise !

Making a medieval costume...

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

Soooooooooo !!!

Hi community.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 15, 2018:

Sorry ! No " babes " here

Over the years I have accumulated a lot of stuff.

VAL3941 comments on Jan 6, 2019:

Dust and lost opportunities. Does that count ?

What is happening at the US Border is wrong

VAL3941 comments on Jun 13, 2018:

What happens on most borders is wrong, even ours !

Tho I have my doubts about some of you!

VAL3941 comments on Aug 3, 2018:

#4 is @SukiSue favourite .

This involves guns and many of you may be against anything I say after guns, that is fine.

VAL3941 comments on Sep 16, 2018:

Give it to her but spike it ! That will learn her !

I made a mistake and am now being shamed for it, I went out with a couple of friends because it was ...

VAL3941 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Get your ankle seen to, Shamed ?? That problem is thiers, not yours.

My kind of guy... ;)

VAL3941 comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Thats me ! I always carress thier asses when I open the door for them. Any door !

But her 'crash balloons' are already deployed!

VAL3941 comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Those are implants, relax !

Will planet earth end by nuclear war or pollution?

VAL3941 comments on Jun 1, 2018:

Yes !!!

A German Shepherd's House Rules - Could They Be Applied to Any of Your Dogs?

VAL3941 comments on Jul 7, 2018:

I used to train them, very intellegent.Me, not the dogs!

Being single

VAL3941 comments on Apr 11, 2018:

Not me !! I am 74 years old and been single for almost 35 years. No thank you,nI don't like reporting my movements to anyone, shopping with them ? Aaargh !! Time keeping ? I am a stickler for it. Really, I enjoy my own company too much.

What would you do????

VAL3941 comments on Jul 18, 2018:

Find a wife, she can spend it !

Name something men need to stop doing.

VAL3941 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Scratching thier testicles.

She could have stashed it anywhere!

VAL3941 comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Everything tastes better with a Coke !

Jealousy and manipulation, I believe they go hand in hand.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 19, 2018:

If there is a hint of over the top jealousy, I am out of there without a second thought !

⚃ Luck is what you make it...?

VAL3941 comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Why you copying my yestersdays post you asshole !

I've been cooking with "extra virgin" olive oil for years.

VAL3941 comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Sweet as honey !

Is it not as easy to say there is no god, as it is to say there is a god?

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

Very easy ! Just say it, "There is no god " ! Simple.

Whenever I see a TV commercial with some happy housewife smiling while using her new cleaning ...

VAL3941 comments on Jul 16, 2018:

Maybe she is just a happy housewife !

Good morning, and Happy Hump day.

VAL3941 comments on Sep 12, 2018:

This is going to be a fruity day !

Why are there so many people who are lonely?

VAL3941 comments on Jun 23, 2018:

Just be yourself !

Beware ladies...

VAL3941 comments on Jun 8, 2018:

Never to old to learn new techniques !   Lol

After today the days will start getting longer and the nights short, finally something worth ...

VAL3941 comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Bull dust, the days shorter and the nights longer. And please don't argue with me.

Now there's something new.

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

Now there's a thought, taking a bath in a bowl of soup! Time saving, bath and eat at the same time ?

On No!! First Night!

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

LMAO.   So very cute.

Can good kissing be taught?

VAL3941 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Hello, thinds like kissing cannot be taught. Whatever you do, relax, put your heart and soul into it and be willing to follow someone elses lead if necessary. All will be OK! We can't always like what we are doing. I suppose it also depends on which parts you are kissing ! Good luck.

Coming home from the car boot market at noon, at which point i'm slobbering for my brekkie, the ...

VAL3941 comments on Jun 3, 2018:

It took courage and it paid off. Good for you !

Just been to see my doctor.

VAL3941 comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Did he find your BP was too high ?

This really should be posted by a man, but it's so damned funny I couldn't help myself.

VAL3941 comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Of course the don't mention the fleas !

Good morning! I hope everyone had a good weekend.

VAL3941 comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Love, physical and emotional !

Is the world in your head or is your head in the world?

VAL3941 comments on May 5, 2018:

My father always used to tell me " wherever you are, be there " so yes, I am aware of everything around me. I am both in my head and in my world.