Party starting tonight at 7 EST. Dirty limerick contest.

VAL3941 comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Mary had a little lamb, Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between 2 slices of bread.

VAL3941 replies on Nov 2, 2018:

@moonmaid Trust you to pick up on that !

As a greeter this is my first response from a new member.

escapetypist comments on Nov 2, 2018:

I always talk to people who use their full name written backward through private email

VAL3941 replies on Nov 2, 2018:

So you like backward people ?

As a greeter this is my first response from a new member.

GuyKeith comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Tell me, do you find this to be suspicious and worthy of watching?

VAL3941 replies on Nov 2, 2018:

Some what but nothing to get into a tizz over !

As a greeter this is my first response from a new member.

genessa comments on Nov 2, 2018:

i am not a member of this group so i hope it's okay that i respond. a month or so back i got a weird response too, to my standard greeting. the person didn't ask me to correspond via email but did ask me to tell him all about myself and he would not relent even when i reminded him that i have a ...

VAL3941 replies on Nov 2, 2018:

@genessa Nope, just doing my thing !

As a greeter this is my first response from a new member.

genessa comments on Nov 2, 2018:

i am not a member of this group so i hope it's okay that i respond. a month or so back i got a weird response too, to my standard greeting. the person didn't ask me to correspond via email but did ask me to tell him all about myself and he would not relent even when i reminded him that i have a ...

VAL3941 replies on Nov 2, 2018:

OK with me, just putting it out there in case. He is welcome to respond to this post !

As a greeter this is my first response from a new member.

ipdg77 comments on Nov 2, 2018:

I did get a response once asking if I was a robot. I replied telling them who and what greeters are. The response I got back was a large helping of word soup that made no sense at all. There's probably a group for them but not on this site :-)

VAL3941 replies on Nov 2, 2018:

Not saying he is wrong, maybe just inappropriate at this stage as a newie !

As a greeter this is my first response from a new member.

Lucy_Fehr comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Yup a scammer. btw, generally has two L's Normally, I wouldn't point out a misspelling but thought since it is a greeter message, I thought you may want to know

VAL3941 replies on Nov 2, 2018:

Can't comment on that, it is just for information !

Donald and Muslims.........Ha ha ha !

silverotter11 comments on Nov 1, 2018:

Good thing I was not drinking coffee. Too funny!

VAL3941 replies on Nov 2, 2018:

Glad you enjoyed !

Donald and Muslims.........Ha ha ha !

DoDapper comments on Nov 1, 2018:

I literally (as in actually literally) laughed out loud. I'm still laughing out loud.

VAL3941 replies on Nov 1, 2018:

Just don't wet your pants !

Donald and Muslims.........Ha ha ha !

Lavergne comments on Nov 1, 2018:

thats hilarious...

VAL3941 replies on Nov 1, 2018:

Yeah , very !

The world is fucked-up, including the U.S.A. [dailymaverick.co.za]

escapetypist comments on Oct 31, 2018:

The world is as it has always been. People are fucked up. And I'm a leading candidate for the poster child.

VAL3941 replies on Oct 31, 2018:

Well said but don't knock yourself !

The world is fucked-up, including the U.S.A. [dailymaverick.co.za]

Sticks48 comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Especially the USA!

VAL3941 replies on Oct 31, 2018:

Enough said !

It is so sad that I have to bear this punishment with some on this site !

GuitarDoctor comments on Oct 31, 2018:

LOL. I read The Bell Curve. If you haven't read it, I highly recommend it. It's about intelligence and class structure in the US. Here's a pdf: https://lesacreduprintemps19.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/the-bell-curve.pdf

VAL3941 replies on Oct 31, 2018:

Thank you, I most certainly will !

It is so sad that I have to bear this punishment with some on this site !

silverotter11 comments on Oct 31, 2018:

The thing I find with common sense, many who do not have it but think they do view one with it as being negative.

VAL3941 replies on Oct 31, 2018:

I agree and thats part of our punishment !

It is so sad that I have to bear this punishment with some on this site !

Xanadutoo comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Story of my life.

VAL3941 replies on Oct 31, 2018:

@silverotter11 We all have our burdens to bear, some more than others !

It is so sad that I have to bear this punishment with some on this site !

escapetypist comments on Oct 31, 2018:

I have common sense. I just don't know what to do with it

VAL3941 replies on Oct 31, 2018:

Keep it in the deep freeze till you do !

The world is fucked-up, including the U.S.A. [dailymaverick.co.za]

DenoPenno comments on Oct 31, 2018:

America is worse every day. You cannot discuss Trump by using names of those who are not in power. You cannot explain Trump by talking about AIG. Everybody has issues that they think were not addressed. Trump mentions them by playing on your fears and racism. Trump also cannot do anything about them...

VAL3941 replies on Oct 31, 2018:

Thats why he stood for President !

The world is fucked-up, including the U.S.A. [dailymaverick.co.za]

cava comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Well USA for sure. Trump lost the popular vote by around 3 million votes & still became Prez, in a country over 5 times the size of SA, how fucked up is that!

VAL3941 replies on Oct 31, 2018:

Very fucked up !

Donald and Muslims.........Ha ha ha !

escapetypist comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Tch Tch. You're just another brick in the Wall

VAL3941 replies on Oct 31, 2018:

I am not a prick in the wall !!! LOL

The world is fucked-up, including the U.S.A. [dailymaverick.co.za]

moonmaid comments on Oct 31, 2018:

The US is very fucked up! And getting worse every day.

VAL3941 replies on Oct 31, 2018:

@SukiSue, @Seeker3CO Things won't change, it is getting worse !

It is so sad that I have to bear this punishment with some on this site !

moonmaid comments on Oct 31, 2018:

What would you complain about if this was not the case?

VAL3941 replies on Oct 31, 2018:

@moonmaid Could be you right. I have taken a lot of shit in my life !

It is so sad that I have to bear this punishment with some on this site !

cava comments on Oct 31, 2018:

For some, common sense is too common and they deserve everything they get. :)

VAL3941 replies on Oct 31, 2018:

True, but why must I suffer !

Donald and Muslims.........Ha ha ha !

chalupacabre comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Probably can't keep it on the shelves!

VAL3941 replies on Oct 31, 2018:

Imagine so, if it existed ! LOL

It is so sad that I have to bear this punishment with some on this site !

Xanadutoo comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Story of my life.

VAL3941 replies on Oct 31, 2018:

@Xanadutoo A case of fucked if you do and fucked if you don't. LOL

It is so sad that I have to bear this punishment with some on this site !

ugly comments on Oct 31, 2018:

true

VAL3941 replies on Oct 31, 2018:

Thanks ugly, thats now 3 of us !

It is so sad that I have to bear this punishment with some on this site !

Xanadutoo comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Story of my life.

VAL3941 replies on Oct 31, 2018:

Pleased we are on the same page !

It is so sad that I have to bear this punishment with some on this site !

moonmaid comments on Oct 31, 2018:

What would you complain about if this was not the case?

VAL3941 replies on Oct 31, 2018:

Anything that pisses me off I suppose !

It is so sad that I have to bear this punishment with some on this site !

Spinliesel comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by the age of eighteen. Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955) Physicist & Nobel Laureate

VAL3941 replies on Oct 31, 2018:

@Spinliesel Quote who ever you want, it is your right !

It is so sad that I have to bear this punishment with some on this site !

Spinliesel comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by the age of eighteen. Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955) Physicist & Nobel Laureate

VAL3941 replies on Oct 31, 2018:

It isvstill a punishment !

It is so sad that I have to bear this punishment with some on this site !

CallMeDave comments on Oct 31, 2018:

self-righteous much?

VAL3941 replies on Oct 31, 2018:

Now and forever always !

I heard today was Avatar day and we're all supposed to look like cartoons! Give me your best.

VAL3941 comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Don't be silly, I am an Avatar !

VAL3941 replies on Oct 30, 2018:

@minhmeister Super Avatar Man, thats me !

2 car horns.

escapetypist comments on Oct 30, 2018:

I want a horn on my hood, rhino style.

VAL3941 replies on Oct 30, 2018:

It might not be rhino style, but you already have a horn in your hood !

Enough said ! Me and my new 4 month old T-shirt ! Thanks @admin.

CaroleKay comments on Oct 30, 2018:

You look great! ♥

VAL3941 replies on Oct 30, 2018:

Thank you my Sweetie !

Since I am sure that I am going to offend someone, this is the right group.

PontifexMarximus comments on Oct 30, 2018:

wide heaps?

VAL3941 replies on Oct 30, 2018:

He means tits far apart, silly !

This is my memento from my last enemy and I wear it proudly ! "BEWARE"

silverotter11 comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Yikes! I promise I'll behave ;)

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

You are safe with me, you don't have one to cut off !

This is my memento from my last enemy and I wear it proudly ! "BEWARE"

ProudMary comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Oh my...

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

@ProudMary Damn you are a hard woman !

This is my memento from my last enemy and I wear it proudly ! "BEWARE"

ProudMary comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Oh my...

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

@ProudMary So I am the 1st !

I heard today was Avatar day and we're all supposed to look like cartoons! Give me your best.

Nukdookum comments on Oct 29, 2018:

I expected legs on yours.

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

They only have pretty legs !

I heard today was Avatar day and we're all supposed to look like cartoons! Give me your best.

VAL3941 comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Don't be silly, I am an Avatar !

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

@SukiSue See, there you go then !

This is my memento from my last enemy and I wear it proudly ! "BEWARE"

ProudMary comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Oh my...

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

@ProudMary Who the fuck is he ? It's me we are talking about here ?

This is my memento from my last enemy and I wear it proudly ! "BEWARE"

Stacey48 comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Eeek!

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

@Stacey48 Tongues are used for the same purpose my dear, don't need specs ! LOL

This is my memento from my last enemy and I wear it proudly ! "BEWARE"

ProudMary comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Oh my...

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

@ProudMary Can set up some sort of transfusion line ?

Enough said !

SukiSue comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Hahaha!

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

See, ugly has its uses !

Enough said ! Me and my new 4 month old T-shirt ! Thanks @admin.

Stacey48 comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Looking good!

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

Thank you very much. Appreciate it.

This is my memento from my last enemy and I wear it proudly ! "BEWARE"

Jessica1 comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Hello there

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

Hello Sweetie ! Like my post ?

This is my memento from my last enemy and I wear it proudly ! "BEWARE"

Stacey48 comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Eeek!

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

Don't ge frightened, I'll protect you !

Now I look like a cross between @ProudMary and @Duke

ugly comments on Oct 29, 2018:

I saw ypu on the midway. The Bearded Lady.

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

The Circus actually !

This is my memento from my last enemy and I wear it proudly ! "BEWARE"

Surfpirate comments on Oct 29, 2018:

That's quite the fetish.

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

@Surfpirate Could be, my memory is fading, old age !

This is my memento from my last enemy and I wear it proudly ! "BEWARE"

Marionville comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Does it smell? It looks like it might!

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

Only if you breath !

This is my memento from my last enemy and I wear it proudly ! "BEWARE"

ProudMary comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Oh my...

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

@ProudMary I do have needle and cotton and I know how to sew. Will that do ?

Enough said !

Tommy19 comments on Oct 29, 2018:

A new one for me...thanks! Love it..

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

Pleasure, Tommy.

This is my memento from my last enemy and I wear it proudly ! "BEWARE"

Surfpirate comments on Oct 29, 2018:

That's quite the fetish.

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

@Surfpirate His name was John actually, forgot his surname !

This is my memento from my last enemy and I wear it proudly ! "BEWARE"

Tommy19 comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Funny...but it's memento...momento is a moment in Italian.

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

I stand corrected, still beware ! In anycase, it just took a moment to cut it off ! LOL

This is my memento from my last enemy and I wear it proudly ! "BEWARE"

moonmaid comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Old man, you're getting a little scary.

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

@moonmaid Yeah, they all my Buddies !

This is my memento from my last enemy and I wear it proudly ! "BEWARE"

ProudMary comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Oh my...

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

@ProudMary I'll stand behind it for you !

This is my memento from my last enemy and I wear it proudly ! "BEWARE"

moonmaid comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Old man, you're getting a little scary.

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

@moonmaid Am I giving away my secrets to my secret life ?

This is my memento from my last enemy and I wear it proudly ! "BEWARE"

Bierbasstard comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Nice paint job.

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

@Bierbasstard Not big enough !

This is my memento from my last enemy and I wear it proudly ! "BEWARE"

ProudMary comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Oh my...

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

You getting jealous or horny ? LOL

This is my memento from my last enemy and I wear it proudly ! "BEWARE"

Bierbasstard comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Nice paint job.

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

@Bierbasstard When women ask me for a dick pic, I send them that one !

This is my memento from my last enemy and I wear it proudly ! "BEWARE"

Bierbasstard comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Nice paint job.

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

@Bierbasstard And this !

This is my memento from my last enemy and I wear it proudly ! "BEWARE"

moonmaid comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Old man, you're getting a little scary.

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

This is it !

This is my memento from my last enemy and I wear it proudly ! "BEWARE"

Bierbasstard comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Nice paint job.

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

@Bierbasstard No my enemies prop(erty) !

This is my memento from my last enemy and I wear it proudly ! "BEWARE"

moonmaid comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Old man, you're getting a little scary.

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

You should see the knife I used !

This is my memento from my last enemy and I wear it proudly ! "BEWARE"

Bierbasstard comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Nice paint job.

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

Are you blind, thats "Blood", not paint ! LOL

This is my memento from my last enemy and I wear it proudly ! "BEWARE"

SukiSue comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Oh my gawd!!!!!!

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

@SukiSue Good, you got the message !

This is my memento from my last enemy and I wear it proudly ! "BEWARE"

Surfpirate comments on Oct 29, 2018:

That's quite the fetish.

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

The Rocky Horror show ! LOL

This is my memento from my last enemy and I wear it proudly ! "BEWARE"

SukiSue comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Oh my gawd!!!!!!

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

Don't cross me woman ! LOL

This is my memento from my last enemy and I wear it proudly ! "BEWARE"

coralisthree comments on Oct 29, 2018:

poor guy!

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

You should have heard him pleading ! LOL

Now I look like a cross between @ProudMary and @Duke

moonmaid comments on Oct 29, 2018:

The T was a better look... It maybe it's just that blonde isn't your color..

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

@moonmaid Now you in trouble with the other two ! LOL

Enough said ! Me and my new 4 month old T-shirt ! Thanks @admin.

Sheannutt comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Looks great ?

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

I know I do ! LOL

Now I look like a cross between @ProudMary and @Duke

ProudMary comments on Oct 29, 2018:

How do you know what I look like?

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

@ProudMary Thats the one !

Now I look like a cross between @ProudMary and @Duke

Surfpirate comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Just Sayin' ;)

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

Deposit straight into my account, please !

Enough said !

Surfpirate comments on Oct 29, 2018:

That's just dead fuckin brilliant! :D

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

Thought so too !

Enough said !

escapetypist comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Plot twist: The women argued even harder. They were both ugly.

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

Don't tell them that !

Now I look like a cross between @ProudMary and @Duke

ProudMary comments on Oct 29, 2018:

How do you know what I look like?

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

Saw the Wedding pic !

Now I look like a cross between @ProudMary and @Duke

escapetypist comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Party on, Garth!

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

See you there !

Enough said !

silverotter11 comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Priceless!!!

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

Some bus drivers are wise !

Now I look like a cross between @ProudMary and @Duke

Lavergne comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Is this what they mean by "the carpet don't match the drapes"? ;) hahahahaha

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

I suppose !

Now I look like a cross between @ProudMary and @Duke

moonmaid comments on Oct 29, 2018:

The T was a better look... It maybe it's just that blonde isn't your color..

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

I am not colour co-ordinate ! Notice too that you don't dispute I look like a cross between the two ? LOL

Now I look like a cross between @ProudMary and @Duke

Xanadutoo comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Sorry must have entered the wrong site by mistake. I thought this was the transvestites site not Halloween.

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

Maybe I am a transvestite horror ?

Enough said ! Me and my new 4 month old T-shirt ! Thanks @admin.

ugly comments on Oct 29, 2018:

You're uglier than I am.

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

@ugly Everyone needs one for that special occasion !

Enough said ! Me and my new 4 month old T-shirt ! Thanks @admin.

SukiSue comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Yay! It was well worth the wait! Looking good buddy!

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

And thank you too, Sweetness !

Enough said ! Me and my new 4 month old T-shirt ! Thanks @admin.

Green_eyes comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Congrats, I like it

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

Thank you so much !

Enough said ! Me and my new 4 month old T-shirt ! Thanks @admin.

ugly comments on Oct 29, 2018:

You're uglier than I am.

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

@ugly Was dropped on my head when I was born, thats my excuse, what is yours ?

Enough said !

Bierbasstard comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Ugly is only skin deep.

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

@ugly Go for it, you might never get a seat again !

Enough said ! Me and my new 4 month old T-shirt ! Thanks @admin.

moonmaid comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Looking good!

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

@moonmaid I make the T look good, don't I !

Enough said !

moonmaid comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Vanity, vanity..

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

@moonmaid LMAO !

Enough said !

ugly comments on Oct 29, 2018:

I would have sat.

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

No arguments about that !

Enough said ! Me and my new 4 month old T-shirt ! Thanks @admin.

moonmaid comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Looking good!

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

Me or the T ?

Enough said ! Me and my new 4 month old T-shirt ! Thanks @admin.

ugly comments on Oct 29, 2018:

You're uglier than I am.

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

Tell me about it. Why do you think I am so nasty ? LOL

Enough said !

Bierbasstard comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Ugly is only skin deep.

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

@Bierbasstard, @ugly Hey guys ! They talking about the opposite sex, not males ! LOL

Enough said !

moonmaid comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Vanity, vanity..

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

And only women ! LOL

I have to say this.

SkotlandSkye comments on Oct 26, 2018:

I've not seen any of what you are suggesting. Perhaps you would be better talking to whomever you think of as a "mischief maker" in a private message to get a clearer picture? You may have missed some posts or comments that might make the situation more clear to you.

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

@SkotlandSkye Why ? Can't you sort out your own problems that you need others ?

Enough said !

MarlaRochelle comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Perfect

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

I thought so !

Enough said ! Me and my new 4 month old T-shirt ! Thanks @admin.

Bierbasstard comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Yippie kay aye, old man! Nice pic.

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

Thank you. Nice guy ! LOL

Enough said !

Carin comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Awesome!!! I love surprise endings.

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

Thank you, but was no surprise to me !

Enough said ! Me and my new 4 month old T-shirt ! Thanks @admin.

Pralina1 comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Congrats !!!

VAL3941 replies on Oct 29, 2018:

Thank you ! Love your new P.P. !

I have to say this.

SkotlandSkye comments on Oct 26, 2018:

I've not seen any of what you are suggesting. Perhaps you would be better talking to whomever you think of as a "mischief maker" in a private message to get a clearer picture? You may have missed some posts or comments that might make the situation more clear to you.

VAL3941 replies on Oct 28, 2018:

@SkotlandSkye Cool !

Debating if this will make an acceptable profile pic .

Lavergne comments on Oct 28, 2018:

I would have stabbed him with the fork.

VAL3941 replies on Oct 28, 2018:

@Maggiemay You want me to give my past away ? Don't be silly !

I have to say this.

SkotlandSkye comments on Oct 26, 2018:

I've not seen any of what you are suggesting. Perhaps you would be better talking to whomever you think of as a "mischief maker" in a private message to get a clearer picture? You may have missed some posts or comments that might make the situation more clear to you.

VAL3941 replies on Oct 28, 2018:

@SkotlandSkye Whatever makes you happy !