FUNNY CONSTRUCTION JOB BLOOPERS Everyone has a tale to tell.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 6, 2018:

When I was in training as a cook, our head chef told us always to carry a soup ladle when serving ladies. The reason he said was in case their boobs fell out of their low cut dresses we should not put them back with our bare hands !

Scorching temperatures on deck.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 6, 2018:

Save water. Live on 25ltrs per day !

Well if we are going to get particular...

VAL3941 comments on Jun 6, 2018:

Is a Trump Voter a name for a cake ??

I can't and I won't

VAL3941 comments on Jun 6, 2018:

Hey ! Leave my buddy alone !   Lol

Typical 3rd world Miami drivers

VAL3941 comments on Jun 6, 2018:

I know ! 1st #2, 2nd #3 and #1 last. Yipeee, I passed !

this one got shut down for some reason ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Is it Blasphemous to pray for a longer ...

VAL3941 comments on Jun 6, 2018:

Geez !! talk about penis envy ? You are one strange Dude ?

Freedom carries a price.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 6, 2018:

This freedom is an allusion !

This is horrifying that religious and anti vaxxers can have such a negative impact and not care.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 6, 2018:

They act just like smokers ?

I was going to post a time travel joke, but no one liked it!

VAL3941 comments on Jun 6, 2018:

You are seriously slow ?

Overheard at Arby's: Mother to son: Snakes don't have bones. Sigh

VAL3941 comments on Jun 6, 2018:

No they don't, only boners !

Has anyone, under any circumstances, felt a compulsion to pray?

VAL3941 comments on Jun 6, 2018:

No ! Talk to yourself, sure but don't label it as praying ?

Friendship

VAL3941 comments on Jun 6, 2018:

Why stop at the ass only ???

If "nothing" is impossible, the only thing left is "existance".

VAL3941 comments on Jun 6, 2018:

If nothing is impossible, then everything is possible ! A simple equation !

As a responsible world leader, you have been given the task of finally bringing to a halt the ...

VAL3941 comments on Jun 6, 2018:

Castrate all the men and sterilize the women. That should do it ??

Why would the word "kill" be mentioned 416 times in one version of the bible ?

VAL3941 comments on Jun 6, 2018:

Because it is more gruesome than " hurt "

Water safety this summer My daughter is working at a local swimming pool She made her first save...

VAL3941 comments on Jun 6, 2018:

Lucky your daughter could swim ???

Do "Flat Earthers" think the sun,moon and other planets are flat ?

VAL3941 comments on Jun 6, 2018:

Of course the do, otherwise if they were round they would be bouncing around on our flag earth and we would be squished !!!

Interesting place to visit if you get the chance.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 6, 2018:

What's so interesting it's z religion, Damn-it !!!

Florida judge lifts stay on smokable medical marijuana ...finally [google.com]

VAL3941 comments on Jun 6, 2018:

You are all druggies, thats what ???

Today, along with celebrating my 53rd birthday (thanks for all of the nice well wishes!), I am ...

VAL3941 comments on Jun 6, 2018:

Happy birth day from ALL at Agnostic.com but especially from Meeeeeeeee !!

Does anyone else here homeschool?

VAL3941 comments on Jun 6, 2018:

I am to old to be Home schooled ! Besides to disruptive ?? LOL

An old friend of 50 years has become a person of extreme religiosity in his old age.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 6, 2018:

Return the favour ! Send him as much on atheism that you can find. It works, I promise you !

Just because I thought this was too funny.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 6, 2018:

Wow ! Einstein triplets ? No wonder he was 3× more clever than anyone else ??

I'm a newbie here (obviously), but I was wondering, where are the Rush (the band people) posts?

VAL3941 comments on Jun 6, 2018:

Welcome to our humble home. Post comment and be happy !

How do you handle religious in-laws?

VAL3941 comments on Jun 6, 2018:

I tie rocks to their feet and throw them into the nearest pond !!

In the future people will ask the question 'What's an Atheist?

VAL3941 comments on Jun 6, 2018:

Quite true !

We all commonly here people saying they believe in a higher power.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 6, 2018:

We ourselves are the highest power there is !!

Where's Robin..

VAL3941 comments on Jun 6, 2018:

Cocking somewhere !

So I'm a member of a secular humanist organization called the Houston Oasis.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 6, 2018:

Is this a religion ?

I drive by a Johovahs witness ware house/church all the time.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 6, 2018:

Try the Flying Spahgetti Monster !!!

10 fun facts??

VAL3941 comments on Jun 6, 2018:

You are so funny !!!

I'm a survivor, how about you???

VAL3941 comments on Jun 6, 2018:

Celibisey ?? Sorry, wrong spelling !!!

I tend towards thinking that: The flow of time is a illusion.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 6, 2018:

You can't be serious ???

Life is constantly changing, whether or not we flow with is our decision.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 6, 2018:

No delusion. We never stop changing, by accident or free will ! Life goes on.

What does it really mean to love , and what does it mean to be in love with another?

VAL3941 comments on Jun 6, 2018:

Love is just another word for bonding ! Bonding is the stronger word though !

My youngest daughter graduated Saturday.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 6, 2018:

My ex and I did that all the time ! Our kids enjoyed us supporting them together and my ex and I were never angry with each other, so no problem !

I found this hysterical.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

I do too !

I just watched a video revealing how the Catholic Church was an active participant in the slave ...

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

Blacks in SA are very, very religious. under apartheids job reservation process the only legal learned jobs for black males were teachers and preachers. enough said !

Here's what makes me sick and angry today.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

My, my ! You are angry ! And correct, but good luck with that one ?

When is it popcorn night?

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

Right after the kids go to bed !

My new favorite word.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

Not bad for an start !!

So, if baking a wedding cake is a form of participating in a marriage, isn't manufacturing a gun a ...

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

And condoms for participating in Sex. An orgy perhaps ??

This point system that I seem to be climbing in rapidly.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

Your star changes colour when in rapture mode and assending the levels to heaven.

Always together???

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

And with the kid in the room .??

Gadgets and Such I got home from worked, pushed a button and Sam is now vacuuming the whole house...

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

My gf ! She does washiing and ironing, cooking, cleaning, brings me beer, etc, etc. Very versitile but only downside is the expensive upkeep ??

So much I could say

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

I feel that way sometimes !!

It's probably me but when I am informed about I have so many "matches", I can never find where they ...

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

You just old like me !!

I'm new to these parts too.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

No you Don't. Seems to me you are already in ?

What my mom thinks, when I say I talk to friends on social media.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

She does not know the reality of Social media !

Why do you think it is that we only see middle to upper middle class in church and never see lower ...

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

They don't have money to put into the collection plate !!

Guys, please reconsider using plastic bags while shopping.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

I will carry my tomatoes and carrots in my pockets ! Is that OK with you ???

Hi there! Brand new to this site.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

Welcome to our humble home.   Post, comment and be happy !

The increased popularity in gaining "mindfullness" gives me a bit of a tic.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

And don't forget to do some mindless exercises while you are at your mindless gym ??   lol

I had a dream last night and God told me that "he" directs all users on Agnostic.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

Didn't you know that he is a fucking liar ???

Making a medieval costume...

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

Soooooooooo !!!

I am truly conflicted and could use some help.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

No! just write off the $ 3500 The bastard won't pay you back anyway !

Crocodile kills Ethiopian pastor during lake baptism

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

Crocodiles must be atheists too ?

So me!!!! a kink girl can hope

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

I like kinky ??

Doo doo doo, looking out my back door. My view from the kitchen having tea.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

How can your kitchen have tea ? New one on me !   lol

How many people have you blocked?

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

Don't need to. just ignore them !

Just now joined. I wonder how many atheists in the world.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

Welcome to our humble home. Post, comment and be happy. Not enough !

Religion shouldn’t drive you. Humanity should

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

Never been an asshole ! Wonder what it feels like ? Like puckering your lips perhaps ??

You never know when a smile breaks out on you....

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

Got in and couldn't get out !   Lol

Why do you think people are so scared to put up photos on this site or limit it to only one or two?

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

They not scared, The just don't have any more ! The camera broke after the last pic was taken of themselves ?

Devided by a "common" language "C--t"::: As a broader derogatory term, it is comparable to prick...

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

In S.A. it is totally a swear word. meaning not a nice person ?

Sweet & Sour sauce is basically Chinese ketchup.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

Not quite, but close enough !

Where is my Zeppelin?

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

I stole all those albums !   sorry ?

Good morning, fellow travelers! :)

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

Hello to you too, my friend ?

Just need to reach out for some sanity today.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

Good job, punch them hard for me too. A good left and a right !

So I'm toy new to this.. How do I join discussion? Lol so lost.. Is there a tutorial?

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

I see you are not an active member at this time, so no posting !   Sorry ?

So I'm toy new to this.. How do I join discussion? Lol so lost.. Is there a tutorial?

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

General discussion or group discussion ?

Morning math.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

Haven't had my coffee yet to grasp !

I was planning a trip to Canada in the fall before my passport expires.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

Use the underground network ?

A Story Of Betrayal.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

Never watched it, Sorry !

I'm With Him.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

Me too !

Be Patient.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

Leave out " things up as fast as I can " please!

Well Said.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

And wear a hat please ?

Feeling lucky! I finally became a 7.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

Now comes the hard work !!

Just Checking.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

Nope, still a drought on here !

Shakespear writes The Hokey Pokey.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

Cool !!

?Every Sperm Is Sacred?

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

Until they are swallowed ?

Bibliophile Checkin

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

Agnostic. com posts   by everyone !

Time Check:4.30am Scotland.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

7.04am South Africa.

Velocirature

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

They became dragons and learnt to fly !

Lucy is supposed to rock the boat of all Christian's true faith, if they only knew Lucy like I do! ...

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

So how do you know her, Did you " date" her ?   Lol

"For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

I like the drinking beer and living well part of the equation !

It's amazing how so much beautiful music was commissioned by the church.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

The music puts them in a state of hypnosis !,,   lol

The tyranny of distance. It's a long way between Australia and the UK & US. Pity. :(

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

And S.A. is right in the middle ?   lol

As an atheist living in the bible belt, it is difficult to meet like minded women.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 5, 2018:

Thats religion for you !

Immaculate conception.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 4, 2018:

One of my ex girlfriends was pregnant and she said she did not know who the father was ! Does that count as an Immaculate conception ?

Tolerance and Celebration !

VAL3941 comments on Jun 4, 2018:

How nice ! Covers everyone !

Any thoughts or experiences regarding CBD oil?

VAL3941 comments on Jun 4, 2018:

Central Business District   ( CBD ) Oil ??? Never heard of it !

Does anyone think if we get serious that we will be able to save the earth from overheating?

VAL3941 comments on Jun 4, 2018:

The damage has already been done !

Browsing around and seeing an awful lot of people who believe in a god with great certainty.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 4, 2018:

We don't discriminate ? If they want to believe who are you or I to say otherwise !

That's what I'M saying!!!

VAL3941 comments on Jun 4, 2018:

Not me, not me !!!

Anyone else ever notice how churchers are in the worst mood right after church?

VAL3941 comments on Jun 4, 2018:

Because they had to put their lunch money in the collection plate, Silly !!   Lol

I’m starting to feel rather sorry for the Holy Spirit, which seems to get a raw deal all in all.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 4, 2018:

He hides in a bottle with a Spirit label !

TO DO LIST

VAL3941 comments on Jun 4, 2018:

9. Teach my son to fly .

I recently went to my Aunt’s Catholic Funeral and the priest took an hour off molesting the altar ...

VAL3941 comments on Jun 4, 2018:

Hahaha ! Any rich aunts I can look after for you ?

Today's silly word of the day is flambe.

VAL3941 comments on Jun 4, 2018:

Why is it silly ? It is a French word, you silly man ? Lol