What did the sand say to the jellyfish when the jellyfish's mother died?

VAL3941 comments on May 23, 2018:

Must be an answer to this one too ??

What did the first walrus say to the second walrus when the second walrus made a mistake?

VAL3941 comments on May 23, 2018:

I am sure there is an answer to this one ?

Hello everyone hope to see you some time.

VAL3941 comments on May 23, 2018:

Welcome to our humble home . Post, comment and just enjoy yourself !

JOKE: The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

VAL3941 comments on May 23, 2018:

More like intense ?

Should have gone to Specsavers.

VAL3941 comments on May 23, 2018:

This happens a lot to me ??? Lol

I'm thankful to all of you for your thoughtful comments on my pics with the parents.

VAL3941 comments on May 23, 2018:

Our thoughts and support are with you !

Wrong Way!

VAL3941 comments on May 23, 2018:

He is going to have a ball ache soon ?

I must thank everyone for making me feel so welcome

VAL3941 comments on May 23, 2018:

Post, comment and enjoy yourself !

A cowboy walks into the sheriff's office and says, "We gotta round up a posse to arrest an outlaw.

VAL3941 comments on May 23, 2018:

Catch him and start a fire with him. that will burn him ?

Are humans innately theists?

VAL3941 comments on May 23, 2018:

No, we are either born into theist culture or we are not !

Greetings all! I'm new to the site and look forward to interacting with many that share my values ...

VAL3941 comments on May 23, 2018:

Welcome to our humble home. Post, comment and just enjoy yourself.

La la land

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

No, why ?

A rainy day on the island and what could be better than a bit of Edith Piaf.

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

Love Edith Piaf !

Sense of humor is the KEY to survival. And screw you if you disagree.

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

And so i'm screwed !

I just moved into a downstairs apartment, wow I need earplugs ?

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

Is he nice ???

Why Can't People That Are Blindfolded Walk Straight?

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

They can walk straight in circles !

Wherever you live I bid you all a, good morning, good afternoon, good evening or goodnight.?

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

Thank you and good night !

Da,da,da,da,dee,dum!

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

Darth Vadar ???

Looking for partner in crime this summer for trips and outdoor activities, staying fit and having ...

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

Stay fit and have fun.

An eagle was soaring in the skies, feeling the urge, but he couldn't find a lady eagle anywhere.

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

Very funny ! Lol

The Rise Of Hugo Boss.

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

Shall we boycott them ???

Glücksschwein

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

Ooooh ! Bacon !!

Flashback photos! Rob and I about 3 months into living together. ?

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

Aaaah ! So sweet ?

I'm moving this August to the East Coast of Florida & wondering if there are any Progressive areas ...

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

Move the whole village !!

I saw someone stealing my neighbor's gate.

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

Wish I had a cum back !

I laugh at this every time I see it.

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

I never stop being amazed !!!!

Hello all, I'm new to this site, which means I probably don't know anyone here.

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

Welcome to our humble home. Post, comment and enjoy yourself.

I FINALLY HEARD THE TRUTH! Yes! The other day a young man got in my car and was SO excited he had...

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

You must have laught your ass off ? Hope you did not have an accident ?

What do you think when at a first date or a social event seated at a table the cell phone is laid, ...

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

At least the owners were not laid on the table ?

That Simple.

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

Would never had thought ???

Have You Seen Him?

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

Have you looked for the girlfriends thumb ???

Clouds over the plain.

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

Send them to Cape Town. Might break the drought !

Tired Of Being Single?But Can't Commit? Nag Line!

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

They not serious ?? but suppose someone will use them ???   Lol

Think of all the worry we avoid !

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

If you say so ?

I'm tired of the fatalists and the apathetic.

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

I am with you on this one !

Greetings to all! I'm a widow who lives so far out in rural Idaho that they don't even deliver mail ...

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

I must say, fif 70 you look extremely gorgeous ! How old is the pic ?

Greetings to all! I'm a widow who lives so far out in rural Idaho that they don't even deliver mail ...

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

Welcome to our humble home ! Post, comment and jusf enjoy yourself. Plenty of friends here !

Just being cathartic.

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

Been there, done that ! Things will get better !

This is the book I'm currently reading - "finding Darwin's god".

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

Please do ? Will wait for it !

Why is there so much anger here?

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

I get pissed on regularly, but enjoy the shower ! Many are very short tempered. They should realise opinions are just that and they belong to the individual ?

Looks Interesting.

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

Where ? Where ? Where ?

If having no God means having no sense of humor I'm out.

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

And enjoy Beer at the same time. Lol

On No!! First Night!

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

LMAO.   So very cute.

Is it not as easy to say there is no god, as it is to say there is a god?

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

Very easy ! Just say it, "There is no god " ! Simple.

How do you quickly debunk Bible Claims?

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

A simple " fuck off " seems to do the trick ?

Imminent Revolutionary Devolution

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

Civilisations ebb and flow all the time ! You might not even be here when this one collapses, so stop worrying and enjoy the life you have !

Friend zone.

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

A rant it is. I did not understand what you are trying to say ??

Single, Married, Divorced, Widowed.

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

Married for 22 years, happily singel for 35 years.

Do you Oprah would or will make a great President for the Democratic party in the next election???

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

She is too fat, will need a new Air force 1 ?

Hi everyone.

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

Welcome to our humble home. Post, comment and be happy !

Do you find the catholic church hides and protects the priests that have been accused of ...

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

And here is your answer Archbishop found guilty of concealing child sex abuse Australia's Archbishop Philip Wilson has been convicted of concealing widespread abuse by paedophile priest Kim Fletcher. According to the courts, Wilson wilfully covered up Fletcher's abuses by failing to report the allegations. Wilson's defence argued that his diagnosis of Alzheimer's should have allowed for the case to be dismissed. This despite Wilson's apparent ability to retain his position in the church

"Lamentably, it is an historical fact that privileged groups seldom give up their privileges ...

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

Why should we, not our fault to have been born into a privileged group.We work hard to keep it, else we lose it ! You are just jealous.

I'm starting to suspect I'm only here for the bacon....

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

Me too ! The same way pigs make bacon ?

How do you handle being gawked at by either complete strangers or just people you could know?

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

Gawk strait back. You might be lucky and get a date, then enter into a relationship, then get married, have kids and live happily ever after ? Don't knock it ?

Condoms required at Scouts' 24th World Jamboree Rules demand distribution during coming 12-day ...

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

They learn to tie knots in the condoms after use !

Now there's something new.

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

Now there's a thought, taking a bath in a bowl of soup! Time saving, bath and eat at the same time ?

What happens afterwards.

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

Worm food !

Does this mean there's something wrong with me?

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

Never grieved for my parents either. they were both in their late 80s and their time had come ! Period !

What is everyone's favorite comedians and why?

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

As long as he makes me laugh, he is my favorite at the time !

Choosing partner is directly or indirectly related with racism.

VAL3941 comments on May 22, 2018:

I love to get involved with a coloured lady, they seem to be very sexually liberated ?

Is it strange that I'm turned on by people that use proper grammar?

VAL3941 comments on May 21, 2018:

Not strange at all, just your choice ?

Can not have a real relationship via computer screen,must meet in person or you will never know for ...

VAL3941 comments on May 21, 2018:

True, thought you were trying to confuse me ?

How much is that doggie in the window? Oh crap! That's not a window, that's a mirror.

VAL3941 comments on May 21, 2018:

How many drinks have you had ?

Survival instinct is the basis of human optimism.

VAL3941 comments on May 21, 2018:

We are just survival machines. procreate for the good of the species !

Just to make it clear

VAL3941 comments on May 21, 2018:

They all suck actually ?

All people are created equal.

VAL3941 comments on May 21, 2018:

And we are very lucky to be here, thank you very much ?

By legalizing same sex marriage and cannabis, we've finally got an accurate interpretation of the ...

VAL3941 comments on May 21, 2018:

I think you might be right ?

Flat Earthers

VAL3941 comments on May 21, 2018:

Of course not, if it was flat the cats would have knock everything off of it by nòw !

Best comic strip to come out of the US

VAL3941 comments on May 21, 2018:

Wonder what nickname he assigned to big Tina ?   Lol

Just letting everyone know that doing landscaping in the pouring rain sucks ass!

VAL3941 comments on May 21, 2018:

Not if you are in the middle of a serious drought, it can't be ?

All righty. I've been on here a little over a couple hours, and I deem it groovy.

VAL3941 comments on May 21, 2018:

Yipeeeee, you have been hooked ? Lol

Am I the only one who finds jealously to a degree completely pointless?

VAL3941 comments on May 21, 2018:

No, you aren't the only one. I often get asked why I am not jealous. It is a pointless pastime.

Such a peaceful afternoon, sitting on my patio listening to nothing but birds.

VAL3941 comments on May 21, 2018:

Can't see the birds ! Are they in the tree ? Cant you hear the leaves in the breeze ?

Fun story time.

VAL3941 comments on May 21, 2018:

So now they tell me I am a weed ???

What's in your coffee?

VAL3941 comments on May 21, 2018:

Black unsweetened ?

Think. Isn't that what led (most of) us to agnosticism or atheism?

VAL3941 comments on May 21, 2018:

Permanent ones ?

My first ever homemade pizza.

VAL3941 comments on May 21, 2018:

Where is the cheese, not pizza without cheese !

Lord Frederick Stacks of Aldi

VAL3941 comments on May 21, 2018:

Lord Gustave Mince of Food Lovers Market. Sounds kinda nice !

M theory is always on my mind.

VAL3941 comments on May 21, 2018:

What about the G spot theory ???

Hi, I am the G spot, G Scott, Scotty to the G Can't nobody rock that body Half as good as ME!

VAL3941 comments on May 21, 2018:

Love yourself, don't you ???

Another reason religion is the biggest threat to peace.

VAL3941 comments on May 21, 2018:

What a silly thing to argue about ?

Are there any poly people here?

VAL3941 comments on May 21, 2018:

Poly ??!   like in parrots ?

Whoo hoo good morning to you! Make it great! <3

VAL3941 comments on May 21, 2018:

Owls say whoo hoo, not sea birds ?

Who has Lyme disease?

VAL3941 comments on May 21, 2018:

I love lymes, especially in my Vodka ?

It seems to me that the Christians have been trying to get rid of guns for a long time! Now they ...

VAL3941 comments on May 21, 2018:

Only because they what swords and spears. Makes murder more personal !

Do libraries put the Bible in fiction or non fiction?

VAL3941 comments on May 21, 2018:

Should go under true crime !

Hi! I am 66 and came here to share with people that don't believe in any gods or any other life ...

VAL3941 comments on May 21, 2018:

Welcome to our humble home. post, comment and enjoy yourself

Sharing a Facebook post from... Your Great Uncle Gus 10 hrs · WHY IS GOD SO ANGRY AT HAWAII?

VAL3941 comments on May 21, 2018:

Pretty, looks like a Mushroom ?

So, wait, which level do we have to be to get a t-shirt? 7?

VAL3941 comments on May 21, 2018:

Level 54 !

I'm feeling proud and frustrated.

VAL3941 comments on May 21, 2018:

It will come, just patience !

Their kids going to Collage.

VAL3941 comments on May 21, 2018:

Easily erased, the parents brain I am refering too.

Bought the wrong number!

VAL3941 comments on May 21, 2018:

Damn, better go buy new numbers ?

The recent posts on reproductive rights and abortion hit close to home for me so I have some pretty ...

VAL3941 comments on May 21, 2018:

When I met my late ex wife she was 4 weeks pregnant. i offered to support the child too but she opted for a abortion, ( back street those days ). I supported her in that decision too. we were married 22 years and had 2 kids of our own. and never once regreted her decision.

Do you cycle?

VAL3941 comments on May 21, 2018:

Yes I do. I do not have a car either. here is a pic of me and my bicycle

Sneeze comment

VAL3941 comments on May 21, 2018:

Go for "Gesundheid "

Thank you, Agnostic.

VAL3941 comments on May 20, 2018:

Just shows you, things do happen here ! Good luck !

I was initially doubtful about meeting someone online.

VAL3941 comments on May 20, 2018:

Nice picture, thanks and Good luck !

Okay, since this group can discuss anything.

VAL3941 comments on May 20, 2018:

I have no idea about American gun laws, so can't really comment !

Here is what I was just thinking.....

VAL3941 comments on May 20, 2018:

Hear, Hear !!!

There are times I'd swear he's part bovine.

VAL3941 comments on May 20, 2018:

Who, what, Why, How, When, where. If you answer this I'll comment on your post.