VAL3941's Profile

And one for the ladies !

Surfpirate comments on Aug 2, 2018:

And here I thought it was all about getting fucked.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 2, 2018:

@SukiSue Whats a fucking room ? Never heard of it, thoughg all rooms could be used !

And one for the ladies !

escapetypist comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Women are not bad drivers. They are busy drivers

VAL3941 replies on Aug 2, 2018:

They causd the accidents !

I hate memes, except those that are true !

evergreen comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Not sure why you're harping on this, when insurance figures nation-wide (at least here in the US) have proved it wrong ...

VAL3941 replies on Aug 2, 2018:

Because women cause the fucking accidents even if they ard not behind thd wheel !

And one for the ladies !

MsHoliday comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Here in Ontario, Canada, women’s car insurance rates are much lower than men’s auto insurance, because women have less accidents then men. A proven fact.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 2, 2018:

@Stacey48 Who's facts ?

I hate memes, except those that are true !

Stacey48 comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Isn't insurance more expensive for young male drivers? I'm pretty sure there is a reason for that. Its usually a man behind the wheel of the sports car, aggressively trying to prove something that only the car can.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 2, 2018:

What has insurance got to do with bad women drivers, Oh yes ! insurance was started for them !

My find in an antique mall last weekend in Jacksonville.

VAL3941 comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Nice, but collecting junk is not cool. What happens to them when you die one day !

VAL3941 replies on Aug 2, 2018:

@germangirl90439 Good reply, keep your spirits up !

YO! YO! YO! MOFOS! Level 8, I feel like Superman except now I can eat Kryptonite for dessert.

VAL3941 comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Good for you mate, now wait 3 months for your T.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 2, 2018:

@Surfpirate Thats level 88

And one for the ladies !

billy11 comments on Aug 2, 2018:

That's enough of that, thank you. :-)

VAL3941 replies on Aug 2, 2018:

I can't always be bad !

And one for the ladies !

Surfpirate comments on Aug 2, 2018:

And here I thought it was all about getting fucked.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 2, 2018:

So now you are !

I hate memes, except those that are true !

ProudMary comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Ah, whenever I see something about women drivers, I just compare my driving record (one ticket, one accident in 50 years) with my husband's (I have to be at work in 3 hours so don't have time to enter it here)...and laugh my ass off.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 2, 2018:

@ProudMary Not obvious, I did not see it so have to ask !

And one for the ladies !

GuyKeith comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Why aren't they out of the car exchanging insurance information?

VAL3941 replies on Aug 2, 2018:

Because the met on purpose in the middle of the street to gossip about men, not by accident !

I hate memes, except those that are true !

ProudMary comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Ah, whenever I see something about women drivers, I just compare my driving record (one ticket, one accident in 50 years) with my husband's (I have to be at work in 3 hours so don't have time to enter it here)...and laugh my ass off.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 2, 2018:

@ProudMary But good or bad !

I hate memes, except those that are true !

ProudMary comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Ah, whenever I see something about women drivers, I just compare my driving record (one ticket, one accident in 50 years) with my husband's (I have to be at work in 3 hours so don't have time to enter it here)...and laugh my ass off.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 2, 2018:

@ProudMary Hey, you should clarify, is he good or bad, in your opnion only !

I hate memes, except those that are true !

ProudMary comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Ah, whenever I see something about women drivers, I just compare my driving record (one ticket, one accident in 50 years) with my husband's (I have to be at work in 3 hours so don't have time to enter it here)...and laugh my ass off.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 2, 2018:

Who are we to prove otherwise !

I hate memes, except those that are true !

GuyKeith comments on Aug 2, 2018:

I just wish they would make it a felony for anyone to drive and operate their cell phone.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 2, 2018:

It is in South Africa, but no one to police it. Cops are the worst culprits !

Don't know if I will be welcome here as I just quit "Memes R Us" over censorship issues.

GuyKeith comments on Aug 1, 2018:

@phxbillcee I don't think you will have any trouble with Sue or Val in this Group. If we do, I'll take away Val's Geritol and Sue's leg pictures. No worries.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 2, 2018:

@kenriley, @phxbillcee Stop discussing me as if I can't read, but you all can come kiss my ass !

I think this could be one of the most effective anti-theft devices ever invented.

ProudMary comments on Jul 31, 2018:

I sometimes wonder if I could still do it.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 2, 2018:

@ProudMary Yipeeeeee !

A friend just got back from his honeymoon.

escapetypist comments on Aug 1, 2018:

These are reasons why I am single.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 1, 2018:

Makes 2 of us !

I think this could be one of the most effective anti-theft devices ever invented.

ProudMary comments on Jul 31, 2018:

I sometimes wonder if I could still do it.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 1, 2018:

@ProudMary Did you ?

I think this could be one of the most effective anti-theft devices ever invented.

ProudMary comments on Jul 31, 2018:

I sometimes wonder if I could still do it.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 1, 2018:

@ProudMary Hope not round the stick, looks funny with lipstick round the base !

I think this could be one of the most effective anti-theft devices ever invented.

ProudMary comments on Jul 31, 2018:

I sometimes wonder if I could still do it.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 1, 2018:

@ProudMary Damn, thought I might hear a juicey tale !

Offended yet? ?

Alvinsmama comments on Jul 31, 2018:

Those are disgusting.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 1, 2018:

@Stacey48 Don't know, I have never tried it, nor getting pregnant either !

To lighten up the mood, some nasty Jim Jeffries [youtu.be]

Stacey48 comments on Jul 31, 2018:

If this is truth, I will never be a slut. Ah well. ?

VAL3941 replies on Aug 1, 2018:

Too late !

I think this could be one of the most effective anti-theft devices ever invented.

ProudMary comments on Jul 31, 2018:

I sometimes wonder if I could still do it.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 1, 2018:

@ProudMary His or the cars ?

Cross-posted from the Memes R Us Group. Yes, I made this.

GuyKeith comments on Jul 31, 2018:

I have 30,000 points now. Please help.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 1, 2018:

@ProudMary And have got the West Virginia hollow !

Offended yet? ?

Alvinsmama comments on Jul 31, 2018:

Those are disgusting.

VAL3941 replies on Aug 1, 2018:

@Stacey48 Thats bad !! Pole dancing is supposed to be good for you !

A fairy tale ! Knew I could offend someone today !

Renickulous comments on Jul 26, 2018:

Lololol

VAL3941 replies on Jul 31, 2018:

@skye724 No you have it wrong. This happens to be the offenders group, so yoh should be offended. Makes us all happy. Glad yoh got that wrong !

I think this could be one of the most effective anti-theft devices ever invented.

ProudMary comments on Jul 31, 2018:

I sometimes wonder if I could still do it.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 31, 2018:

@ProudMary Not at all, depends on whos stick you shifting !

Cross-posted from the Memes R Us Group. Yes, I made this.

GuyKeith comments on Jul 31, 2018:

I have 30,000 points now. Please help.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 31, 2018:

Here have somd points !

Cross-posted from the Memes R Us Group. Yes, I made this.

GuyKeith comments on Jul 31, 2018:

I have 30,000 points now. Please help.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 31, 2018:

@ProudMary Have you smelt me yet. I smell incredible if yoh must know !

Offended yet? ?

Alvinsmama comments on Jul 31, 2018:

Those are disgusting.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 31, 2018:

@Stacey48, @kenriley Does thst mean that she will be up the pole !

I think this could be one of the most effective anti-theft devices ever invented.

ProudMary comments on Jul 31, 2018:

I sometimes wonder if I could still do it.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 31, 2018:

@ProudMary Man Slayer too from what you have told me !

I think this could be one of the most effective anti-theft devices ever invented.

ProudMary comments on Jul 31, 2018:

I sometimes wonder if I could still do it.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 31, 2018:

Oh ! You can ! But I am not so sure if yoh can drive a stick shift !

Offended yet? ?

Alvinsmama comments on Jul 31, 2018:

Those are disgusting.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 31, 2018:

@kenriley, @Alvinsmama W.T.F. has fishing got to do with the post ! Unless you get pregnant with fishing poles !

A fairy tale ! Knew I could offend someone today !

skye724 comments on Jul 26, 2018:

Once upon a time, a girl was strong and happy - and realized that a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. And she lived wildly, happily, ever after - accessing her needs for what men have to offer as she saw fit.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 31, 2018:

@skye724 Don't you ever give up !

I think this could be one of the most effective anti-theft devices ever invented.

ProudMary comments on Jul 31, 2018:

I sometimes wonder if I could still do it.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 31, 2018:

@educatedredneck But please don't kill pedestrians !

A fairy tale ! Knew I could offend someone today !

skye724 comments on Jul 26, 2018:

Once upon a time, a girl was strong and happy - and realized that a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. And she lived wildly, happily, ever after - accessing her needs for what men have to offer as she saw fit.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 31, 2018:

@skye724 Firstly I am not your pal. 2nd ly you have been intimidated since my 1st posting. Go do some knitting.

A fairy tale ! Knew I could offend someone today !

skye724 comments on Jul 26, 2018:

Once upon a time, a girl was strong and happy - and realized that a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. And she lived wildly, happily, ever after - accessing her needs for what men have to offer as she saw fit.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 31, 2018:

@skye724 ICan't buzz off, I am not a bee. I will get the knitting group to send you a special invitation, OK!

So.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 30, 2018:

If things are OK, Why would you want to defend others if they can't/won't defend themselves. Thought this is what this site is for, not for babies. Just asking !

VAL3941 replies on Jul 30, 2018:

@SukiSue I am not stopping you, and I might just punch one or two myself. But on the whole think it is a worthless exercise !

Hey we have competition! Someone just started a group called, "In my opinion- a place to rant and ...

silverotter11 comments on Jul 28, 2018:

IMO you can still offend - go for it!!

VAL3941 replies on Jul 30, 2018:

@SukiSue I meant I will not be betraying our site, thank you, so will not be joining them !

A fairy tale ! Knew I could offend someone today !

skye724 comments on Jul 26, 2018:

Once upon a time, a girl was strong and happy - and realized that a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. And she lived wildly, happily, ever after - accessing her needs for what men have to offer as she saw fit.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 30, 2018:

@skye724 Maybe you shojld go join @Amnotgod in the knitting group.

So.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 30, 2018:

If things are OK, Why would you want to defend others if they can't/won't defend themselves. Thought this is what this site is for, not for babies. Just asking !

VAL3941 replies on Jul 30, 2018:

@SukiSue I don't agree, some poeple just never understand anything, or should I say, don't want to understand !

A fairy tale ! Knew I could offend someone today !

skye724 comments on Jul 26, 2018:

Once upon a time, a girl was strong and happy - and realized that a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. And she lived wildly, happily, ever after - accessing her needs for what men have to offer as she saw fit.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 30, 2018:

@skye724 Now we talking !

A fairy tale ! Knew I could offend someone today !

skye724 comments on Jul 26, 2018:

Once upon a time, a girl was strong and happy - and realized that a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. And she lived wildly, happily, ever after - accessing her needs for what men have to offer as she saw fit.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 29, 2018:

@skye724 Like to see a woman, not a lady, get her knickers all twisted. Don't choke now, hear ! LMAO

Sorry guys, its your turn

escapetypist comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Put them together, and they're friends with benefits

VAL3941 replies on Jul 29, 2018:

Now we are getting it right !

Women can be so cruel You’re all ready to go for a night out with your friends, when your ...

Dave75 comments on Jul 29, 2018:

You can reply that if she loves you she will let you have the night out. Let me make some popcorn and we’ll see how it turns out!

VAL3941 replies on Jul 29, 2018:

You can reply a lot of things, but knowing women nothing will be good enough when they are in that mood !

A fairy tale ! Knew I could offend someone today !

skye724 comments on Jul 26, 2018:

Once upon a time, a girl was strong and happy - and realized that a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. And she lived wildly, happily, ever after - accessing her needs for what men have to offer as she saw fit.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 29, 2018:

@skye724 The same, so why the fuck are you fightimg with me !

A fairy tale ! Knew I could offend someone today !

Sensiwoman7 comments on Jul 26, 2018:

However, I think any man always will like a woman in his life..

VAL3941 replies on Jul 29, 2018:

@Sensiwoman7 Thats my girl, you have seen my point exactly.

WOMEN CAN BE SO CRUEL , You’re all ready to go for a night out with your friends, when your ...

Coleman comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Deal breaker. If this ever happened in any relationship I've been in (and it has), then that would be the end (and it was).

VAL3941 replies on Jul 29, 2018:

@Coleman I agree. Leopards don't changd their spots !

Hey new group member @strgn, since you were in software for 35 years can you write the offenders a ...

GuyKeith comments on Jul 28, 2018:

For each slap, I delete a leg picture.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 29, 2018:

@Sticks48 Or true, this is all make believe !

Hey new group member @strgn, since you were in software for 35 years can you write the offenders a ...

germangirl90439 comments on Jul 28, 2018:

How do you slap someone inside the head?

VAL3941 replies on Jul 29, 2018:

@SukiSue Thats a good idea, because of you and I and others, I see @Amnotgod is no more active on this site. So it works !

Sorry guys, its your turn

ProudMary comments on Jul 28, 2018:

All this does is make me angry at myself.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 29, 2018:

@SukiSue, @ProudMary Oooh ! Now I am someones bitch ! Love it !

Sorry guys, its your turn

Stacey48 comments on Jul 28, 2018:

It's important to be an equal opportunity offender. Good job.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 29, 2018:

Is that what you call it, a job !!

A fairy tale ! Knew I could offend someone today !

skye724 comments on Jul 26, 2018:

Once upon a time, a girl was strong and happy - and realized that a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. And she lived wildly, happily, ever after - accessing her needs for what men have to offer as she saw fit.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 29, 2018:

@skye724 So what is the problem !

WOMEN CAN BE SO CRUEL , You’re all ready to go for a night out with your friends, when your ...

Coleman comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Deal breaker. If this ever happened in any relationship I've been in (and it has), then that would be the end (and it was).

VAL3941 replies on Jul 29, 2018:

Good for you !

WOMEN CAN BE SO CRUEL , You’re all ready to go for a night out with your friends, when your ...

OuzelWoman comments on Jul 29, 2018:

I never have understood why other women do that stuff.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 29, 2018:

Because women are women ! They just want attention. LOL

WOMEN CAN BE SO CRUEL , You’re all ready to go for a night out with your friends, when your ...

JanGarber comments on Jul 28, 2018:

Right you are.

VAL3941 replies on Jul 29, 2018:

Thank you !

Hey we have competition! Someone just started a group called, "In my opinion- a place to rant and ...

silverotter11 comments on Jul 28, 2018:

IMO you can still offend - go for it!!

VAL3941 replies on Jul 29, 2018:

@SukiSue Because we are sleeping ! Not betraying our site, thank you !

You can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits.

VAL3941 comments on Jul 28, 2018:

Hey guys, this is the offenders group not English class !