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Oh great, my left eye looks bigger than my left. Wonderful symmetry. And Baxter is chewing on a piece of straw like a hick. You can't take us anywhere!
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Not sure why we posed in front of a green screen. Maybe I was thinking I would add an impressive background later. I'm holding Baxter as if he's made of fine china and I'm afraid he might crack.
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Went to this 8bit festival with my ex-boss. We were making a show at the time called, COPS Skyrim.
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I was born in Pasadena, California. To give you an idea of how long ago, there's a box my parents had to check on my birth certificate that says, "I was born:
-on a farm"

  • not on a farm"

I wish I was making that up! My parents sent me to Holy Angels School in Arcadia, a Catholic School from 1st - 8th grade. My first two years were rough. Those nuns should not have been allowed around children. Horrible, ghastly women. But to be fair, my favorite teacher was Sister Margarita (No, not a made-up name.) She was a sweetheart. Allowed us to play tackle football. Read to us from Charlotte's Web and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Every Friday we had talent day. You could perform in front of the class!

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Not sure why we posed in front of a green screen. Maybe I was thinking I would add an impressive background later. I'm holding Baxter as if he's made of fine china and I'm afraid he might crack.
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Went to this 8bit festival with my ex-boss. We were making a show at the time called, COPS Skyrim.
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No, I was never in the military. This is from a pilot for an internet comedy where I played the captain of a submarine bent on saving the oceans. He was a little bent in the head as well.
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This is an old photo of my family with my dog attacking my face with a vicious tongue lashing.
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Now this is a church I could get behind!
Agnostic, Atheist, Humanist, Secularist, Freethinker
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