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Laid back, smart ass, loves to talk, tell stupid jokes, laugh at your stupid jokes. Not for everybody.

I've been an atheist my whole life, though I was raised Catholic. I just always thought the "invisible sky-man" was ridiculous, even as a child.

I like doing things. I'm a passionate lover, a skilled conversationalist, a cynic, amateur comedian, and just a hair left of socialist, politically.

INTP, so be prepared to debate, slve some puzzles, and pierce the armor of my social awkwardness with your charm and wit.

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Innie or outtie
WestCactus comments:
There was no "Neither" option, for those of us grown in tanks. Quit shaming us with your belly-button-normative hate speech! Tank people are people, too!
When an Alpaca loves ... honeydew melon ... and wants to coax all the enjoyment and ... nutrition ...
WestCactus comments:
Learn to swallow it whole.
When a Llama loves ... bananas ... and wants to coax all the enjoyment and ... nutrition ... from ...
WestCactus comments:
Learn to swallow it whole.
I haven't had a date with someone i really didnt know like, maybe ever. Honestly i don't think i ...
WestCactus comments:
Dates terrify me. Go be the pioneer that forget the way for us cowards!
Stunnilingus; Oral so good it knocks you off your ass. Stunning + cunniligus :P
WestCactus comments:
I have an oral fixation like you wouldn't believe. If I can work her arousal level up to 9.5 by working the pussy with my tongue, then zero in on that sweet spot on the clit, and control those bucking hips long enough, then survive the hands desperately slapping at me to get me to stop during that first wave of orgasmic panic, I'm pretty sure I can put almost any woman into a waking cum-coma. It's all about persistence!
Question: Polyamory ASIDE. No relationship stuff. Just sex. Would you be into sharing your ...
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I'm into it. I'd love to, or would have loved to, (we're separated, currently) take turns fucking my wife stupid with another guy, as long as he was someone we knew and trusted. We did the FFM threesome thing a few times, and she came BUCKETS watching me fuck another woman, then she came buckets fucking that woman. And even more getting eaten out by the other woman while I fucked her. And this was something she swore she wasn't into, for years. Funny what being crazy horny can get you into. Even separated, I'll still do the DP thing if she starts dating a guy who's into it.
Do you like to have background music when you have sex? Tell me some of your favorite songs/artists ...
WestCactus comments:
Weirdly, I like upbeat, old school punk rock, like the Mekons, Suburban Lawns, Television Personalities, Wire. Other times I'll just put on Sade. She's always good for a nice fuck session.
Why don't you guys have deviant girlfriends? What's the real problem here?
WestCactus comments:
My wife was fairly deviant, but riddled with trust and self esteem problems that she needs to work out before we can stay married. Since then, I've found that most people, who even put just a little thought into their sexual needs, and those of their partner are pretty open to new "deviant" experiences. I'm beginning to think that people who only want plain old, vanilla sex are the real deviants.
Why don't you guys have deviant girlfriends? What's the real problem here?
WestCactus comments:
I'm my experience, anyone who gives even a tiny bit of thought or consideration to their sexual needs and those of their partner, is a total , wild, uninhibited" deviant." I'm beginning to think plain-ass, vanilla sex if the real deviance from the norm.
Where's your favorite place to bite? Be bitten?
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I like to bite w woman's shoulders, from behind, then bite my way down to where the butt cheeks meet the thigh. . .
Ok. I'm super kinky. But WTF is this? I'm oddly horrified, and aroused. It's a complicated bag of ...
WestCactus comments:
Wine stopper. I think.
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