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It happens to us all...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 13, 2019:
There ought to be a cell phone version of this.
You are always right!
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 13, 2019:
Run away to Paris. Exception: people living in Paris.
Great weather this weekend for an afternoon hike. Green Mountain foothills in southern Vermont. Did ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 13, 2019:
Not me. It's been warm and raining this weekend in upstate South Carolina.
Is it just me or everyone breaking up or getting divorced?
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 13, 2019:
Divorce is America's version of serial marriages. They don't **stay** divorced, just rotated. Took me decades to get a second one. Her family promises to hunt me down if I don't stay married to her.
Hi it's good to be back - I missed everyone here! Had a visitor this morning. Dan accidentally left...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 13, 2019:
My outdoor cats have been unsuccessful crossing the road. When a cat wants to bolt past me and run outside, there isn't anything I can do. Percy, the current Tom cat, stays indoors by choice. I wonder if he's been visited by the haunts of kitty cats that went outside.
The New Testament is replete with statements telling the reader that discrimination is wrong. ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 13, 2019:
The New Testament is based on the Old Testament, which encourages discrimination. You can't have one without the other.
and here you have it . Most of us will last on their dating sites about 15 seconds ? 😂 I don't ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 12, 2019:
Do pure minds have dates?
Why do we keep consuming poison on cans? Think of this Coke and Pepsi can be used to remove rust ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 12, 2019:
1) Is bauxite aluminum? 2) One major reason aluminum is used in so many things is because it takes three forevers before it rusts. Therefore what ever aluminum gets in your soda is very, very tiny. 3) Studies have not provided strong evidence of aluminum being a risk factor for the development of dementia. -- https://alzheimer.ca/en/Home/About-dementia/Alzheimer-s-disease/Risk-factors/Aluminum?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIn8GU84OX4gIVB7zACh1-lgfAEAAYASAAEgIvo_D_BwE The same source says "Aluminum has been studied for over 40 years as a substance that might be linked to dementia. However, there have been many conflicting findings. *Some studies show increased levels of trace elements of aluminum in the brains of people with dementia, while others do not. Studies have not found an increased incidence of dementia in people with occupational exposure to aluminum. Tea is one of the few plants whose leaves accumulate larger trace element amounts of aluminum that can seep into the brewed beverage. However, there is no evidence that dementia is more prevalent in cultures that typically drink large amounts of tea. Unfortunately, earlier animal studies focused on one animal that is particularly susceptible to aluminum poisoning, which has led to incorrect conclusions about the general effects of aluminum on the body.*
To be filed under Small Joys: I discovered today that my ex-husband’s cell phone number has been ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 12, 2019:
"Mental Rolodex file" sounds like a list of the crazy people. He turned sane?
....and I will make your sandwich Epic!
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 12, 2019:
Promise to make your sandwich extra crunchy
My youngest daughter posted this to my page
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 12, 2019:
Aren't they the modest ones?
That's pretty dark.
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 12, 2019:
They produce atheists? Golly gosh!
recently returned from there, and this is a bit of an understatement.
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 12, 2019:
Good old I-10.
Sunday, May 12, mother's day in Brazil, I always stay at home on that date, but it is an ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 12, 2019:
Ironically, it's also Mother's Day in here in the states where it's common to take dear old mom out to eat. For us who have had their mothers joined the invisible chorus, it's a good day to get depressed.
DOMINIE. - Noun...1 (Scottish) a schoolmaster. 2 (United States) a pastor or clergyman. From ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 12, 2019:
Reminds me of a line in Firesign Theater: "Dominie, domine, you're all Catholics now.
Almost on a daily basis u get bs text like this. Any normal person would know that this is in no way...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 12, 2019:
>. . . recently live in Alabama . . . . but I'm dead now.
I just can't sleep! Must be...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 12, 2019:
# Pigs in space!
Ya'll. I need a pep talk. Does anyone else find online dating demoralizing? I'm feeling like I'm ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 11, 2019:
In the last three months I've only seen three people here that found a date. (Disclaimer: I'm not looking for a date but I keep hearing from women who want me anyway). The big deal is until we perfect Star Trek teletransportation most people who'd like to date the on line applicant live too far away. I what I get are women who think I'm clever, witty, and want me for well oiled sex that live more than 2,000 miles away, often more than a ten hour plane flight away. With a profile page that says I'm not looking for a date, I'm amazed how often I hear from them. Once in a while I hear from women who would rather cut my head off and sent it to a taxidermist as a wall hanging. Beam me down, Scotty to that horny 20 year old woman in Pakistan that keeps sending me love notes. What a person on line **seriously** needs is ultra cheap airfare. BTW, I have had one woman who sent me airfare. It's not always a disaster.
We can remember minutely and precisely only the things which never really happened to us.
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 11, 2019:
Patience makes a woman beautiful in middle age.
CURMUDGEON. - Noun...a bad-tempered person, especially an old one, usually a man. CURMUDGEONLY -...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 11, 2019:
There used to be a newspaper columnist who frequently declared himself a curmudgeon. He was a stickler for painfully correct grammar. His girlfriend could barely stand him until he wrote a best seller about his house cat. These days I credit my tom cat, Percy, as my therapy cat and prevention for curmudgeonly behavior on my part. Petunia says Percy will be our last cat, unaware of what good he's done for us.
Mmmoooooooooowoooooooff
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 11, 2019:
Think of Daisy as hamburger on the hoof.
Hi new here! I’m a guy who is looking for friends on this site and people to talk to. I’m ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 11, 2019:
# Now for a shameless plug: If you're feeling adventuresome, visit my group at "Camping for adults in Dixie (no children) Group"
Listening to tina turner, Whats love got to do with it,just a second hand emotion what good is a ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 10, 2019:
It's not required to marry the affair of the moment.
Hi everyone! I'm back from NH after a lot of drama and heartache. Thank something my good friend ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 10, 2019:
# Petunia says you could run away with our cat, Percy.
Cross posted from At Retirement, as a single there must be some singles things to think about when ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 10, 2019:
>Funds to travel to meet other Agnostic singles? First establish how far you're willing to go and how you're going get there. A day's drive there and back is a lot different than hitching a ride from the airport to Paris. (Yes, a person **can** hitch rides to Paris). Will you be staying at a hostel, a motel, B&B or if you're like me, pitch a tent? (For camping romance see: "Camping for adults in Dixie (no children) Group".
I found out what trump eats for breakfast! He first snorts his adderal (however you spell it), then ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 10, 2019:
Although it says do not eat, desiccant bags are harmless. It comes out the same as it went in and is now available in citrus favor.
guess that makes me old
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 10, 2019:
I'm so old my age is overcoming my heart rate.
Can someone explain this to me?
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 10, 2019:
# It's not "blocking" it as much as blocking out sections of it. The sections of it are **supposed to** include parts about on going criminal investigations as well as details about grand jury investigations. The Muller report doesn't clear the president. It presents the facts but doesn't state a conclusion if charges should be filed against him. Sort of like "We got the video of them robbing the bank and 33 people saying they know who they are. Think it'll stand up in court?"
Damn you Phoenix Fire Dept! lol
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 10, 2019:
I was thinking this was something that happened back on August 23.
BROUHAHA. - Noun...1) a lot of noise or angry complaining about something. 2) a situation that ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 10, 2019:
It's a hullabaloo. How's it by you?
The adventures of Nicole's kind of strange day. I was assaulted by a squirrel in the tree. Than the ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 10, 2019:
My mother used to have a fishing pond that was covered with duck weed. Because it was unsightly, she got a pair of ducks. The ducks ate all the duck weed. After that it fell to me to feed the ducks. The one I called Sunday Dinner would see me coming with her bowl of corn. She would run up behind me and kick me. **Major problem**: ducks can't kick. I'd turn around and there'd be a duck on her back quacking and hissing at me. # Dumb duck.
Scientific evidence is great and all but I think its also important for everone to back up and ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 10, 2019:
Science works on the assumption it's already wrong. However, as best as it can figure this is how it works but hopes somebody will come up with a **better** simpler way to explain it. Religion is fiction on how it all works because people don't like to say "How does it work? Beats the fuck out of me." Religion works on the "let me tell you a story" approach.
ZIPPY. - Adjective; comparative ZIPPIER; superlative ZIPPIEST...1) bright fresh or lively “ the...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 10, 2019:
There's also Zippy the pinhead.
I wouldn't advertise it.
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 10, 2019:
Now a word about the discover of the wet spot.
@Amisja @Green_eyes [youtu.be] Happy nurses week ladies . I am certain , and in reality , we ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 10, 2019:
Hello nurse! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezonRf5lZeI
You can't take me anywhere!
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 10, 2019:
It's difficult for me to ignore the wine snobs sniff the wine with first the left nostril and then the right nostril.
Oh yeah, let’s go!
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 10, 2019:
I better not mention that to Petunia. She enjoys arguing with the GPS.
Divine and the honest opinion
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 10, 2019:
One needs to be a bit of a film buff to know Honeysuckle Divine, director John Walter's favorite plus size transvestite. Divine was the star of the camp gross out movie *Pink Flamingos.* During the filming Divine in **real life** called a hospital and asked what would happen if some one ate fresh hot steaming dog shit right off the side walk. The pain one gives for one's art. I kid you not.
For those of us that know the pain and agony.
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 10, 2019:
I've crossed the country that way.
They say we want to raise taxes. We don't want to saddle our children with our debt. They say we're...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 9, 2019:
"They" the unnamed hoards of faceless individuals.
That's some bra!
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 9, 2019:
It's boo bees.
ZIPPY. - Adjective; comparative ZIPPIER; superlative ZIPPIEST...1) bright fresh or lively “ the...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 9, 2019:
As a sarcasm, zippy was overworked in the series *Three and a Half Men. *
No fava beans for those guys.
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 9, 2019:
Anteaters to Noah: "You **only** brought two?"
I am currently (finally) making my way through Uncommon Ground: A word-lover's guide to the British...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 9, 2019:
As a gringo, I'm totally clueless when I'd ever use that word with my countrymen.
Look out men!!
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 9, 2019:
Got my credit card companies on speed dial and $3 in the wallet.
What`s worse than your friend going born again? I went to a birthday party on Saturday. Having ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 7, 2019:
>What`s worse than your friend going born again? Honey child, there is no end to the list of things worse than that. Waking up in a war zone is somewhere at the top of that list and the lynch mob at your door step. Discovering you've lost everything because the insurance company is denying your claim for the fighter jet crashing through your house and killing your three kids and your spouse. The list of things worse than losing your best bud goes on for **miles.** The best thing to do is step back and get some more friends. Send her post cards every three months to let her know you're still sucking air should she look around and say "This was a bad idea."
I live in a very Christian and republican area. I'd love to meet a group of like minded people in my...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 6, 2019:
Meetup.com basically said for atheist groups in my small town (Seneca, SC) "you fucked, dude." I used to meet with a group of humanists from Clemson, SC, nine miles away. Largely, they discussed liberal democratic politics instead of religion.
Intermission, since @phxbillcee isn't here to do them.
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 6, 2019:
Awful place to get a splinter.
The American Taliban
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 6, 2019:
While in **some** aspects their views are like the Taliban, they aren't planning to enforce their views at the point of a gun barrel.
It's been a long time since I had some holy rollers come to my house ... Well - Saturday, while I...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 6, 2019:
Once I've said "atheist" they don't pay me any attention and launch into their pitch anyway. When they give me a chance reply, they hang their head in shame and wander away to the **next** house.
So who thought that "knees up" was just an expression meaning dancing at a party or pop-up get ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 6, 2019:
Cited by "I don't have two names" Lyall back in 1972.
I am with my family for the weekend, for my younger brother's graduation. Today they planed to go ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 5, 2019:
I would have replied "You don't know **either?**"
Your inspirational quotes for the day 😂
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 5, 2019:
I see you.
Amazing....
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 4, 2019:
I knew I was another century when I heard a phone conversation coming out of a public restroom stall.
I've been attending AA meetings for some 8 months now. The organization itself claims to be neutral...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 4, 2019:
AA is a religious cult. They claim otherwise so they can get government funding. I always liked the phrase "a higher power" instead the word "God." It implies God is stoned out of his gourd and that explains **way too much.**
Daily Blasphemy: America is a “christian nation”? My goddamned ass, it is. You’ll agree, ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 4, 2019:
What makes me giggle is when people complain Christianity is under attack when over 90% of US congress are people who are self declared Christians.
WHAT ELSE IS HAPPENING IN THE WORLD? Thailand is performing coronation of a new king, who was ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 4, 2019:
I have a sinking feeling I'm the only one who read the cited source. My eyes rolled when I saw the picture of the royal fan and fly whisk. "Gimme the royal fly swatter!" cried the king.
OH, MY GOD May be this question has been asked and discussed here before. My apology. As a ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 4, 2019:
If the sex is unbelievable, compare it to a God you don't believe in.
Hi! I'm new here and I right now I'm going through a "deconversion" period. I was raised as a ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 3, 2019:
>and any kind of grammatical error. For that, you'll be skinned alive and fed to the wolves. Truthfully, your command of English is much better than many the gibberish stabs at English that I see from my countrymen. It is understandable to credit or blame a God for the universe until one begins to ask "Where did that thing show up from?" After that it slowly sinks in that God is a fiction. People credit God as a *good excuse* to say they don't know everything. When nobody knows why the sun came up, they're willing to blame God rather than say "I don't know." The God excuse hides ignorance until one starts to ask questions about the nature and origins of the deity, only to get lame excuses such as "We're not supposed to know."
Just random thoughts. I haven't been on here much just because too much talk about religion in ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 3, 2019:
>Why are we so few and far between? <**slams meaty paw on the desk**> Because we're Americans! If we'un's were French or Swedish or Satan save us all, Swedish, you'd be freaking surrounded hoards of soul less people. That's because in holy roller America we want to place our education on how to get things **done.** In Europe education is more centered in the arts and literature -- how to **live.** As a result they're exposed to more critical thinking and that leads to questioning religion rather than accepting as whole cloth. As a result, there are fewer people going to worship services. Once you land in southern Franch, you'll be one of those friendless **foreigners.** You know how they get treated. You'll have strange things you do and they don't, like leaving a tip for the waitress. Once you get there, send me a post card.
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 2, 2019:
Or you could tell 'em:
Damned bird.
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 2, 2019:
That's what I'll be using tonight to make Petunia smile tonight. She loves dirty jokes but never tells me any. :-(
One for all you sensitive assholes.
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 2, 2019:
Don't say anything nasty or you'll offend the assholes. Aw, screw 'em.
Sometime late yesterday a question was posed to me regarding a group I'm the owner of. I answered ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 2, 2019:
>there seemed to be a lot of interest in my response prior to my answer. It is the custom of the cyberspace people to flatter the administrator and fear their wrath. On the far extreme us fearless farts live comfortably knowing we'll never get the old heave ho from the last discussion group in the universe. Stink up the joint and nothing is going to happen in our lives. It's not like the car will be repo'ed, the cat won't come home and we'll all be cut out of the will. Anyone us fearless farts **like** will have already sent us another way of staying in touch with them. Might be an e-mail address, phone number, invitations to their party -- but we're not dependent on the approval of a nameless administration who doesn't live anywhere near us to us make new friends. Because us fearless farts are as rare as hen's teeth, it's likely post it and run realized they said something nasty to you, deleted it and consoling posts from guilty bystanders came rolling in. It is the custom of the people. No accounting for us fearless farts.
Nobody likes Crocs, but the company’s pulling in millions! Some y’all are lying! 🤥 Anyway. ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 2, 2019:
Nobody likes McDonald's; billions of burgers sold daily world wide.
Prove that god doesn’t exist
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 2, 2019:
If you haven't seen pixies dancing on the lawn, it doesn't mean they aren't there.
It's amazing how much our environment affects us. I realize this is evident to most everyone from ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 2, 2019:
Back in 1973, there was a study to see how much lead there was in infants brains. By today's standards the average was toxic. A ban on lead in gasoline followed because it was clearly getting into the atmosphere. So if you were wondering where all those Trump voters came from . . . the more you know.
Don't kid yourself.
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 2, 2019:
For as long as I can remember the fine print on the condom, says it's for preventing disease, not pregnancy.
Votes can be stolen. We need coorganizationnotvote. We share a Terralife and we need to protect It ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 2, 2019:
We need less preaching in this world.
A quick glimpse into the complex workings of my brain... It’s been a good day and I’m almost ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 2, 2019:
If it's just a peck on her cheek, it might lead to a hug and a kiss. If hugging and kissing isn't enough, you wouldn't to want to give out more specific and lurid details. None of this spray your nipples with cheeze whiz details. Now why people don't react favorably with that kind of comment keeps me up. It's been two raccoon's ages since I saw cheeze whiz on the store shelves.
Why is it that people can't just say they don't want to chat anymore, I. Getting so frustrated with ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 2, 2019:
When I've got things to do, places to go and a woman licking my ears, I might stop chatting abruptly. Generally I'll announce "gotta go." There's no telling when the same person will be on line again to resume my chat.
I have been unable to post. I don't know why. I'm wondering if I have been disallowed to post. If ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 2, 2019:
Blame the high wages the staff gets. ;-)
After three visits with each other last year, two in Michigan and one in Kentucky, @EllenDale and I ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 2, 2019:
I've been on Agnostic since December. This is the third time I've heard of a couple of people finding romance here. People complaining about not finding love here is far more common. It's a good break from the routine. Have some happy trails ya'all.
It's amazing how much our environment affects us. I realize this is evident to most everyone from ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 2, 2019:
Your post reminds me of Mark Twain's quip he could live on a complement for a week.
Always my pick for, "who would you have dinner with?" question.
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 1, 2019:
I would prefer Ambrose Bierce, who wrote in the Devil's Dictionary: ABSURDITY, n. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion For more, read: http://www.gutenberg.org/files/972/972-h/972-h.htm
I''d laugh too.
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 1, 2019:
Ewww....
I would like to meet more friends. There are apps like “Friender” and MeetUp. But I would like...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 1, 2019:
When I visit my profile page, it lists members nearest to me. Some of the nearest ones are in Miami, some 800 miles away.
We all know our friend Lisa [agnostic.com] was recently suspended for some political rhetoric she is...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 1, 2019:
Oh, Sassy? When is she going to throw **us** a party? When I first plugged in my modem it was the custom of the people to tell the new kid on the block where to stick it. The longer I stay on the block, the more I see people freaking out over name calling.
Happy May Day Everyone! Thanks again for your love and support. I love this community and all of ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 1, 2019:
Us large guys with pickup trucks attract upwardly mobile women who want us to move them to better digs.
Congrats to Leftists! We just reached a milestone of 230 members. Thank you all for your love, ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 1, 2019:
So? When and where is the BYB party?
This presidency is going to be made into a movie in a few years. Bribes, corruption, threats, ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 1, 2019:
Sounds more like a TV series than a movie.
How many on here either have decided to abandon major social media platforms (FaceBook, Twitter, ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 1, 2019:
I can't remember the name of one social media I left three decades ago. It was barely functional and I kept getting messages asking me if I wanted to pay to join porno sites. The ads were so frequent that it was becoming difficult to exchange messages. Searches for messages groups was likely to turn up the first 102 inactive groups. Got kicked off and banned from Facebook. I'd said a **true** Christian is a fictional character because nobody can point one of those rare creatures that never sin out to anyone. Left AOL chat rooms because it was like swapping bumper stickers. I think I'd have the same experience with twitter and that's why I haven't joined it. Dropped pen interest because it seemed like it was **mostly** stuff to get me to buy other stuff and look at the drawings of failed artists. There didn't seem to be any group discussions. It may have changed since then. Left one social media because it was made up of a series of volunteers that couldn't keep their hardware working. Because I'm a grumpy cuss, I got kicked off a largely inactive social media site without ever putting in an application to join. I got a reputation they heard about from somebody else in Naples, Florida. I try to console myself realizing they rarely got anyone to post on their system and dismissing them as gullible assholes.
What specifically happened that made you turn into an atheist/ nonbeliever?
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 1, 2019:
I was in vacation bible school (VBS), getting glared at for asking questions. It wasn't because I was being stupid, it was because *they didn't know the answers.* After my third worthless VBS diploma, I realized might as well skip church. It was all a dog and pony show. Anyone ever put a VBS diploma on the CV? If you don't snore loudly, they'll give you a VBS. Almost like my high school diploma which at least had better looking female classmates.
I feel I might soon be banned from a support group for people with Aspergers........ So I ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 1, 2019:
Why, I've been kicked out of better groups than **that.** Stop the bitching. It's their loss.
Not surprisingly ineffective...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 1, 2019:
Our campfires are stranger than yours.
XENOPUS. - Noun....any of various aquatic, tongueless clawed frogs of the genus Xenopus of southern...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 1, 2019:
Kemit's outcast bro.
An appropriate message from God for your Wednesday morning (Thanks tweetofGod
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 1, 2019:
Don't know why the world is fucked? Don't want to say you don't know? Blame God. It's not like He will be showing up and taking the blame.
I feel pretty lonely. I would like to be with a woman that understand things the way I do. someone ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 1, 2019:
>I feel pretty lonely . . . .maybe if I could meet someone on this site. Abandon all hope. Once you've said something like "I'm **so** lonesome" the reaction is "**what's a-matter you?"** Never describe yourself as so defective nobody wants to get anywhere near you.
PHANTASMAGORIA 1 : an exhibition of optical effects and illusions 2a : a constantly shifting ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 30, 2019:
I think I saw a movie by that name.
I was recently suspended by Admn. for my Trump/Hitler posts. How does everyone here feel about that?...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 30, 2019:
At least Hitler served in the military.
Can't win if you don't play....can't lose either, tho.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 30, 2019:
Despite the odds, if you don't play, you can't win.
This made me laugh...out loud. :)
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 30, 2019:
It's the happiest piece of shit a person can have in bed.
Tells it like it is.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 30, 2019:
Satanic woman promises to kill family pet.
I'll be making the annual trip to Helen, Ga. It pretends to be an English speaking town in the alps ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 30, 2019:
While I was at the lodge, I took pictures of the mountains.
Top of the morning to you all!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 30, 2019:
Time for the morning ritual.
Sponsored by:
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 30, 2019:
Not approved by Ernie.
Jehovah Witness exam final.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 30, 2019:
Rough cliff landing.
WHIPPERSNAPPER. - Noun...a young and inexperienced person considered to be presumptuous or ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 30, 2019:
Sounds like something Charles Montgomery "Monty" Burns would say. Late 17th century?
What is with this Atheist/Agnostic divide stuff lately. It sounds like Catholic/Protestant, ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 30, 2019:
I invented the Last Temple of the Great Black Muffin Mistress. There's a God but She wants you to leave Her alone. Humanity was Her mistake and She's half convinced to destroy them all. The ones who think they have a special relationship with Her and those who think She ought to reward them pisses Her off the most. It's a farce. The master plan is to quote the Muffinist bible (the Holy Book of Who Ha!) to bible belters to cite their holy book to me: make up scripture on the fly.
I'm okay with feeling connected to the cosmos but that doesn't mean I want to be religious or part ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 29, 2019:
It's them dam spirits again! Nobody know who or what they are or anything about them. That's a religion?