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Him and his ilk are my summer companions.

It's me!

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WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:
## I keep seeing backpacks with a solar chargers on the outside. Sure. We're hiking through the woods. See if the Kindle will re-charge in the shade.
Has GPS ever done you wrong? I once had my GPS take me to a gravel pit in NH. Also down many dirt ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:
## My last GPS was 98% accurate. It'd always get me *within* a block of where I wanted to go and try to take me *two miles* past my home. Now we have **three** GPS devices and Petunia wants to argue with **all** of them. I defer all navigation to her and we gotten as far as 20 miles off course with her map reading skills. I knew the honeymoon was over when I was driving in high speed heavy traffic when she blocked my view with a map and said "See this? This isn't this where we gotta turn, is it?." "No," I said. "I'd like to see 40 tons in an eighteen wheeler heading for us straight on. **Get that map outta my face. I'm driving here.**" Once I pulled off the side of the road to concentrate on the map, she went livid for interrupting our trip. My theory is if I got read anything, I'm getting off the road. If I got to find my cell phone, I'm getting off the road. If I'm driving, I want to look at the road. It's one of my wild ass theories about staying alive. I'm just there for the ride. Nice to get out and see the country. When it all looks hopeless, I stop and ask people for directions who give me the **wrong** directions often based on land marks that aren't there anymore. You know the drill: "You go down a bit until you pass where the fire house **used to be** and turn left. Keep going for a while until you get to . . . . " I annoy the holy who ha's out of them by asking "How far down is a bit and a while? Can you tell me the street names for where I got to turn?" It pulls the common cuss words right out of their shorts. I'm just there for the ride and trying not blow it when Petunia cranks up her back seat driver act. Since we got a newer car recently, she wants to be the first to put a dent in it. Saves me a ton of trouble.
Ever feel a need to have a few drinks and let go?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:
## Been there, done that, had my wallet spanked. Stone crab, BTW, doesn't mean the crab is stoned. Key West means you ought to be stoned.
Watch out for that first step...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:
## What's he got piled up on top of the truck's roof?
That right there, is some scary shit.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:
## Yep. On her knees wearing a cape. Super shit, able to . . .
Not enough of this in the world today.....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:
## Camera angle is everything.
Ancestry for dogs.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:
## Not forgetting that meme.
It only takes a giant a...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 14, 2019:
## Forward the meme to Petunia. She loves dirty jokes.
1959 Cadillac
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 14, 2019:
## Ohh...tail fins and rocket exhaust shaped brake lights. I miss the triangle shaped side windows. Bet the rear windows go **all** the way down as well. Four exhaust pipes? Takes the Saudis to keep it fueled. Super gas guzzler.
innovative way to make music! [facebook.com]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 14, 2019:
Wooden xylophone
I think they still call some wine barrels butts.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 14, 2019:
It does get worse. A butt load is the same as two hogsheads. However, what's defined as a hogshead varies between barrel makers. Then (I kid you not) there is also a measurement of whiskey called a shitload. To stay confused see: http://blog.andrewallingham.info/2011/06/the-difference-between-a-buttload-boatload-and-shitload/
Everything is Australia is trying to kill you
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 14, 2019:
## A slight hyperbole? When it comes to a region where **more** things will kill you, try the Amazon basin. It's hard to forget one explorer who went into the tributaries in a canoe every year. Each year his bug bites added at least eight more file folders in the hospital's files. It was a case of "We never saw anything like this before. Jose, take lots of pictures and call up Scientific American."
Been thinking about going camping at Shinning Rock, aka Looking Glass Rock in North Carolina. It ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 14, 2019:
For two weekends I've been trying to go swimming at Looking Glass Falls in the North Carolina Mountains. One weekend it was an "emergency" covered dish birthday party for an Aunt. The next weekend we didn't go because Petunia had a $25 coupon for Cracker Barrel in Anderson, SC. Here's a video that will tell you more about the falls: https://www.hdcarolina.com/episode/looking-glass-falls
What we're up against
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 14, 2019:
## It's only second cousins, once removed that's always been legal, even if you're not a red neck.
I'd like to thank everyone who has responded to my call for a roommate. I am talking to someone ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 14, 2019:
## Putting up a clothesline. When it's over 90f for most of the day, running the AC vs a clothes dryer seems amazingly stupid.
My how we've changed ;-)
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 14, 2019:
## Congradulations! You're going to have a pony.
For all the introverts here (I’m not one). May you find a person to whom you can say this! Image ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 14, 2019:
## That makes me wonder how to classify Petunia. She stays quiet around strangers until she hears me talking them. After that, she wants to hijack the conversation.
A rhetorical question, I know. But how on earth are the Trumps continuing to get away with this ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 14, 2019:
## But how on earth are the Trumps continuing to get away with this shit??!! In this specific example **Because it didn't make the evening news.** Reading the newspaper which reports way more than the 20 minutes of the evening news is way down earlier decades.
Can you think of a 15 character or less atheist statement for my glasses arm?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 14, 2019:
Prove it. You're blurry. (State motto of Missouri) Show me. (My motto after the Good Stuff) Zap. You're a frog.
If you want something you’ve never had, you must be willing to do something you’ve never ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 14, 2019:
"Come here Sally" -- Thomas Jefferson, slave owner after striking out with the lily white women.
You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar..........Benjamin Franklin.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 14, 2019:
If you want flies visit the outhouse. If you want wasps and bees, put out the honey. If you need to ask **why** you want to trap those bugs, you might be on to something.
LOQUACIOUS. - Adjective...tending to talk a great deal, talkative. Synonyms; talkative, ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 14, 2019:
## May occur after certain liquid lubrication has been applied.
I couldn’t think of a good caption. Help me out, please. (Great pic for whoever did this!)
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 13, 2019:
## You may wonder why I called you here.
Still a lot of great riding weather left this season...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 13, 2019:
I've visited a couple of cities in the US that have cobble stone streets. The one hardest to forget was River Street, Savannah, Georgia. That's because while it was still British, the founding fathers required the ships to dump their ballast stones along the harbor front. The stones were turned into paving.
[haaretz.com] A wartime Holocaust rescue you've never heard about told by the 100 year old woman ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 13, 2019:
>we have to collect all their stories so we never forget. Do you agree? Who's going read any **more** stories about it? If you're pushing 100, it's likely your memories aren't too fresh. It's over documented as is.
Lost another damned sock...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 13, 2019:
## Dressed like that, I got to wonder if she is looking for a sock. When I do the wash, I hang socks out to air dry in the hallway. There are drying rods out there. Just found a lonesome white sock which had escaped my attention.
Yes please.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 13, 2019:
## I don't want to hang out with the anthropophagus tribe.
IS AMERICA RACIST AND SEXIST? We like America's prettier side of the story that we are welcoming,...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 13, 2019:
## At least the almanac hasn't mentioned lynching by the dozen for most of the 20th century. When was the last time we had a good old, hang 'em from the tree lynching? Some racism is because people want to associate only with people who are **just like them.** If you're a white and want to attend an all black church, they'll welcome you. When my mother's primarily white church wasn't breaking even because of low attendance, she attended black services to see if she could invite enough blacks worshipers to keep her all white church from going under. When she was successful, black families kept to themselves at her church. Overall, it was a failure. The black churches were more than happy to invite her to their covered dishes. She was treated respectfully and was amazed how much better Blacks dressed up for church. Of course America has racism. It's almost natural. The **extremes** of racism aren't as bad as they used to be.
Good Morning Everyone. Had a really productive day yesterday. Found a bed, applied for help with ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 13, 2019:
>Housing is not going to pan out-waiting lists of 1-2 years . . . . I used to rent a furnished apartment, fell on hard times and discovered public housing means no furniture. Now I have enough tents to build a village because every year, Petunia thinks we need **more** camping gear. She looks for second hand tents at flea markets, second hand stores and yard sales. If she can't find tents, she goes to the store and continues our stockpile of propane tanks and replenishes gas lantern mantels. True story: one guy California had an air B&B tent in his back yard. If I pitch **all** my tents in the back yard, I'd have about 800 square feet. Back in 2003, I lived in a house with 400 square feet of room. (I also rented a storage building with daily visits). If things get grim again, I could live at campground for $8 a night without electricity. People who rent shorage buildings tell me it's par for the course to find people trying to live in the storage buildings. They heartlessly chunk them out in the streets.
ABOUT MUFFINS. I see that the issue of Atheist/Agnostic has been rearing its head again, as it does ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 13, 2019:
## I'm with the Last Temple of Great Black Cosmic Muffin Mistress. Oh? You've never heard of Her? I invented Her and She never caught on. She considers humans as Her greatest mistake. She doesn't want to hear from them. When they praise Her, it pisses her off. The temple has low overhead because attending temple just pisses Her off. Want to wreck your life? Go to temple. The master plan is when Christians quote scripture to me, I can quote from the High Holy Book of Muffinism, starting with the book of square of negative one. I make up my scriptures on the spot as proof I'm correct and their scriptures aren't. My book is holier than anyone else's. I got talking hedgehogs in my scripture. No talking snakes, thanks! My talking animals are cutier than their talking animals. So there! Nanny, nanny, poo poo.
Trump’s State-by-State Approval Ratings Should Scare the MAGA Out of Him [nymag.com] I know ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 13, 2019:
I'm in a Trump strong hold (South Carolina) and we've turned pink.
KAINOTOPHOBIA. - Noun...fear of change; resistance to something, due to fear. From Greek kainos ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 13, 2019:
"They say change is good. It never is." --Shelton Cooper, Ph.d.
In a nutshell..
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 12, 2019:
## It's that second reason that screws you over.
Do what you love.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 12, 2019:
Gave up knitting for drinking with the demon.
Curious what men here think when a woman describes herself as “about average” on a dating site ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 12, 2019:
## If she describes herself as average, she's boring. If that's the best way she can describe herself it's time to keep looking. It doesn't matter how good looking she is, how great the sex is, at some point she opens her yap. You don't want to hear how extensive the research has been to reach that conclusion.
Are you a victim, a perpetrator, sit on your hands spectator or simply ignorantly unaware of this ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 12, 2019:
## The owner of that bear wants to turn him into a rug.
This is a general observation, but it seems to me that activity on this site slows down to a crawl, ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 11, 2019:
There are something like eight time zones in the United States. I live in the Eastern Standard Time (EST) time zone, which seasonally adjusts to daylight savings time in the winter (get up an hour earlier). When I lived in California, I was in the Pacific Standard Time zone, four hours away from where I currently live. I've also lived in the Central Standard Time zone when I was in Texas. As I type this, it's 5:30 p.m. (EST) in South Carolina, 9:30 p.m. in London, 1:30 p.m. in Los Angeles and so they don't feel left out, 8:26 on a Monday in Sydney. Whoa! **The US is a big country. ** When Europeans look at the map, they shrug and say "Hey, it's only four inches across." They think they can take the cross town bus from New York City to Los Angels. With dam few stops, it's a week long bus ride. Passengers smell like the bus when they cross the US by bus. You might want to rent a car should you fly into Greenville/Spartenburg International (GSP) when you come visit me. I don't live anywhere near GSP but that's the closest international airport.
Not the right answer.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 11, 2019:
## The only answer that won't get you in trouble is tell the spouse they're the best thing you've ever seen. Be sure to stop staring at Ms Yummy, stuff your tongue back in your mouth and wipe off the drool. Eschew saying anything like MILF.
I am staring into a swirling chasm of ultimate black. This is it. I have no more desire for anything...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 11, 2019:
## Coffee before wine and you'll be just fine.
@Admin Going from page to page has become a S-L-O-W process over the last few days. Fix it!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 11, 2019:
## Bobby, me bucko, you maybe the only one with a slow connection. Sometimes my old computer just needs a reboot. It's on it's second hard drive. I try to speed it up by polishing the tail fins and trimming the wick.
Too Soon?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 11, 2019:
Have spent too much time bending elbows with jail birds, child molesters are on the top of the list for inmates to kill. Honestly I don't if that's what happened but if I was facing 10-20 being left alone with jail birds intent on kiling me suicide would make sense -- if they didn't get to me first. Can the conspiracy crap already!
Just my early thoughts and I would appreciate responses. Regarding Epstein. The evidence shows ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 11, 2019:
Umm. . . . maybe it's because I haven't had my espresso yet -- Clinton murders? He hammered someone to death with claw hammer? How many decades will failed Clinton investigations go on?
INFRA DIG. - Adjective...below what you deem to be socially acceptable; beneath one; demeaning. ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 11, 2019:
## I have low standards for my dignity.
Who in History would you have liked to have had a love affair with? My choice for today is Voltaire...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 11, 2019:
Margaretha Geertruida "Margreet" MacLeod better known as Mata Hari. Woman of internation intrigue and exotic dancer.
This is a sweet little film. [youtu.be]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 11, 2019:
## I'll pass. Never did have good taste.
Look familiar this shit must stop we cannot go back to that
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 10, 2019:
My most ignored proverb: never live in a country that just lost the war.
Old songs are still the best...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 10, 2019:
To thank her, they gave her a male goat. Ram bam, thank you ma'am.
Isn’t there clear evidence that the supreme something that created the universe is an unjust ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 10, 2019:
## Isn’t there clear evidence that the supreme something that created the universe is an unjust twisted psycho? No. 1) It's not a one person effort. Mankind's invention was by committee, evolving over time to satify several needs to explain thing they don't understand. Where we come from? Where we going? What is with that rainbow? Where does the sun go? I know! Let's make up a story. We'll throw in some talking animals just for giggles. 2) What can we say these dim bulbs get their butts in line? God will get you! He's a freaking crazy guy/gal/head of a family of God. Better say a **lot** of nice things. God's crazy. How about some praise songs to calm God's butt down? Can't tell about that thing. Let me tell you another story. 3) We'll need regular services so you won't forge. Throw in some administrative costs like a private jet for the head knocker.
I can't believe it either!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 10, 2019:
## In my neighborhood you can buy your lard in stick form. Butter is for the fancy Dan folks.
I ve been in USA for 24 yrs guys ( this October ), and a citizen since 2005. Although plenty ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 10, 2019:
## Run, little bunny, run! Wait second. At first I thought you said you worked at a chicken processing plant. Alright, I was just messing around with you. It appears to me ICE has a grudge against low skill workers. It's unlikely they will be coming for you by mistake.
Taxation is theft. Uncle Sam doesn't even have the decency to grease you up first much less give a ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 9, 2019:
## Taxes are the price for civilization. Those who over pay haven't read up on the tax laws. The wealthy have attorneys to read the tax laws for them.
Tommy Lee Re-posts An Epic Rant That's Worth A Read
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 9, 2019:
I spent too much time in the Navy for "sailor talk."
Today's cheese 🧀🧀🧀🧀
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 9, 2019:
## Based on too much experience, mice/rats prefer peanut butter on a rag. Largely they'll ignore cheese.
Maybe it will work?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 9, 2019:
## I have a clip of a panaramic view of the Smoky Mountains with a guilty bystander yattering on about the weather.
Good Morning Everyone! Its a nice day in the neighborhood. Should be a nice weekend! Actually have...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 9, 2019:
## "Culturally Jewish" is at the top of the list of things that mystifies me. I might be better off not asking. The answer(s) might even be **more** confusing. Right now the weekend plans are vague. Maybe go to the mountains. We got enough mountains to head for but we haven't picked out one yet. **Big deal** it's always cooler in the mountains than in Seneca. Here it's supposed to hit mid-90's.
[yahoo.com] Tommy Lee, of Motley Crue, riles up Trumpsters with political message about what will...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 9, 2019:
"He [Tommy Lee] asked, “Do you like Donald Trump? I don’t either. He’s a f**ing idiot. He also called him a “f**king moron.”"
Read my new column. "Let's Put An End To Mass Shootings." In Issues & Alibis Magazine: ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 9, 2019:
Uncle Ernie needs to use more detailed hyperlinks, instead of citing an on line magazine by way of a URL (universal resource locator). If some poor suffering soul taught him that, we could click and go directly to his rant.
Trump and his aides apparently view his post-shootings visit to Dayton and El Paso as 'something of ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 9, 2019:
## "Trump reacted with fury. As his plane soared toward a restive El Paso, he shouted at aides that no one was defending him." Guess how he figured **that** out.
Natation - an act or the skill of swimming. From the Latin natatio to swim. A natatorium is a ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 9, 2019:
I'll be sure to mention to Petunia we have swum in natatoriums. Imagine her shock and wonder. Then she'll ask if I got into the wine we're saving for this evening.
Mondegreen , misheard lyrics. My own was from the Young Rascals "Groovin'". "You and me endlessly" ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 9, 2019:
Here's a few for you to sing out:
Kinda buried the lead there.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 9, 2019:
Once exposed to humans, leopards figure out humans are more dangerous. Deer don't carry weapons.
Twitter locked Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell’s campaign account from further activity ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 8, 2019:
## Boo hoo. Now pass me that mint julep.
NRA steps in to remind Trump of what he's supposed to think | MSNBC
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 8, 2019:
"His track record is one of making bold assurances, followed by pathetic retreats. There’s no reason to assume Trump will be any different now." Sounds about right.
Pit Bulls are such babies! Bob Barker isn't feeling well, today. So, he has ATTACHED himself to ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 8, 2019:
## Petunia had a teacup Chihuahua that would rip a pit bull's nose off. One night I found Tito going nuts. I went outside to see what it was. He was facing down a stag. Eventually Tito was eaten by a raccoon. I don't miss him at all.
What will we call it? Trump jail day? I don't care if it's August 45, I'm celebrating every year.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 8, 2019:
## Break out the visiting whiskey.
What's the matter? "Nothing!"
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 8, 2019:
## True story. When Petunia thinks the food is spoiled and might kill her, she offers it to me. Here. It's awful. Have some?
I’m more of a monoastrologist. That is, I tend to be affected by only one star and then that ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 8, 2019:
There's always Gemini, the sign of the two faced rapscallions.
These 3 things.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 8, 2019:
Did you hear about the woman who traded fireworks for goats? Ram bam, thank you ma'am.
Trump insulted Ohio Democrats after visiting Dayton shooting victims, and mistakenly thought one had...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 8, 2019:
## I can see our VP saying "Look boss! D'plane! D'plane!" One should stay out of Trump's universe.
I’m not the type to put an octopus on my face, but if I were, I’d take this woman’s experience...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 8, 2019:
Bringing a driver to a goofy golf course and playing three links away from the tee. That'll do in a wind mill.
Good Morning Everyone. I know someone can tell me where this place is -I think it's Utah National ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 8, 2019:
Looks like Arches National Park. It lies north of Moab in the state of Utah. Bordered by the Colorado River in the southeast, it’s known as the site of more than 2,000 natural sandstone arches. The park's web site says "fees apply." It's part of a series of parks called the grand staircase.
Woof vs Meow
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 8, 2019:
## "You know why you don't see more cats hitch hiking? Fur covers our tiny little thumb." -- Fat Freddy's Cat.
Feeling a bit froggy so jump...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 8, 2019:
## Never eat anything bigger than your head -- Miss Piggy.
That song is stuck there again.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 8, 2019:
The irony is lions, like most cats, are most active at night.
Looking for someone in the Provo Utah area to redo the roof on a 27' camper trailer. Need help. I ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 7, 2019:
## Living under blue tarp? Where these two jack boots who didn't have any association with a place that sells camper supplies? Surely there's a place that sells campers and camper supply that will be more than willing to wildly overcharge you once you say the magic word "warranty." Roof leaks are common with trailers that have mileage on them and are often difficult to repair.
Jesus! Leave that alone...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 7, 2019:
They went to the flea market.
Trump is on his way to Dayton and El Paso, the Mayor of El Paso says " the community has mixed ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 7, 2019:
I hope they'll start chanting "send him back where he came from."
Who are the surreptitious members of the electoral college and how are they chosen? Apparently ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 7, 2019:
## Popular vote is the way to go. However, changing the US Constitution is difficult and unlikely.
Hi! I'm curious about something. I've been watching a few videos about religion in the US and ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 7, 2019:
## I'm in Seneca, South Carolina, US the jock strap of the bible belt. At our frequent arts and craft summer festivals, it's not uncommon to run across three booths where they are handing out fliers and preaching at people wandering by. A couple of months ago I went to a weekend "camp" (it was held at a hotel resort) for people who had survived strokes. Every meal started with a prayer and every discussion group included people telling us how Jezzzusss had changed/improved their life. Religion hung over that weekend like a shroud. I live in a small rural town where it's common to see "Repent" or "Jesus" on any telephone pole on a minor highway. They're not trying to make a coherent thought. When I invite the neighbor over for cocktails, it's a given she'll tell me I ought to convert before I'm consumed by the fires of hell. Prayer starts most meetings including football games and prayer around flag poles at public schools before school starts. (School employees aren't allowed to hold religious services on the grounds but students are). The only exception where they don't start the meeting with a prayer is the local monthly humanist group, one township away. I have been living here for 10 years and have yet to find any building that is used either for Jewish services or Islamic services. We do have Muslims but I don't know about the Jews. Maybe they hide better than the Muslims. I've resolved when I want to collect my fire insurance, I'm going to have to declare the house either a mosque or a synagogue. I'm leaning toward mosque.
Sadly true
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 7, 2019:
## Not that he'd lie about his racist bones.
From a new athiest page on fb....keeping it for troll purposes....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 7, 2019:
## It's how mythology works. Can't explain a rainbow? Let me tell 'ya about the flood . . . .
Feeling nice a mellow are ya?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 7, 2019:
## Oh, yea. This joint (Oconee State Park, South Carolina).
I just saw an interview on Portuguese news with a victim of the El Paso shooting, the journalist ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 7, 2019:
My impression has been people in El Paso would rather Trump stay away. It's like the grand dragon of the KKK going to south Atlanta, Ga. Whenever I visit south Atlanta I'm a grain of salt in a sea of pepper. It's the most interacial city I've ever visited.
Who’s married to one?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 7, 2019:
## I'm married to a Southern Baptist. We never talk about religion either among ourselves or our family. I think she's hid my t-shirt from this group.
Denali National Park and Preserve. My bucket list!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 7, 2019:
Way, way, way off my bucket list. Ultra expensive place to go backpacking which is the only serious way to appreciate the park amid a cloud of summer mosquitoes and night time freezing temperatures. Assuming the wild life doesn't kill you. Most visitors see the park from the park bus. The park bus drops off visitors (the bus is the only way for visitors to get inside the park) at designated stops if they're planning to backpack into the interior. Otherwise, it's a visit to the ranger station. I gave up backpacking two years ago. There was a point when I sat down a mile from the car in a marshy meadow and announced "You can bury me here." I'd hiked five miles in a mountain meadow, gotten lost, wandered up a mountain trail for a mile and doubled back down . . . . broke my hiking staff, was hobbling furiously trying to keep up with a younger woman and eluding the black bears who were in the fields harvesting wild blueberries. At my age, I knew if I kept up mountain backpacking I would do that again and might not come back.
Best of the Marx brothers.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 7, 2019:
Who remembers Zeppo?
Lets list all of tRumps crimes together. Ill start: paying off porn stars to get himself elected!...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 7, 2019:
Nepotism.
GERRYMANDER. - Verb...manipulate the boundaries (of an electoral constituency) so as to favour one ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 7, 2019:
## Obscenely common in the states when explaining why one man, one vote isn't always the rule.
Tuna Shamed.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 6, 2019:
## Sounds fishy.
Marilyn Monroe, 1956. Just because.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 6, 2019:
## Where can I buy white wall tires?
Learn to appreciate where you are on your journey, even if its not where you had hoped you would be,...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 6, 2019:
>Learn to appreciate where you are on your journey . . . . That's the hard part because I designate Petunia as the navigator while I drive. When she isn't arguing with the GPS, she claims we got lost because she looked away for a second and we struck out for some place **completely different.** It's her "It's gotta be yer fault" excuse.
Learn to appreciate where you are on your journey, even if its not where you had hoped you would be,...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 6, 2019:
My favorite season is when I'm not being either broiled alive or flash frozen. Moving to Dixie eliminated the flash frozen season.
Why are the liberals blaming white supremacist’s for mass shootings?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 6, 2019:
The El Paso shooter wrote a manifesto that used all the common phrases used by Trump tweets. He used better spelling and grammer than Trump. Go figure. I'd like to see what this meme would look like if the bar was raised to ten people or more, with or without a manifesto. Sadly, it isn't all that uncommon for the mass murder to be a disgruntled employee. BTW, what's a gruntled employee? The one without the gun? Absent: women, unless they're that ugly looking.
Let’s group write Pepe’s and Lolita’s story. How did their boats both end up at the Port ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 6, 2019:
Are they little dingies? From the angle, I can't tell how long they are.
There's never enough time unless you're serving it." -- Gary Breeze, may the parole board be ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 6, 2019:
Over all Gary was a **successful** mass murder for hire. When it comes to success in criminal activities, I mean they didn't get caught. They only got him on one murder, his ex-wife and they couldn't find her corpse so he got convicted on manslaughter. While serving time on unrelated charges, he made the mistake of telling his cell mates how he clubbed her to death. They turned states evidence for early release. I wrote a story about one of his adventures that got him thrown off a Navy base in a college level creative writing class and got an "A." They thought it was fiction. Remember: you can't spell manslaughter without laughter.
[myjewishlearning.com] Try this new twist on tabbouleh.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 6, 2019:
Nice alternative to a pasta salad.
Seems appropriate these days
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 6, 2019:
## The class motto in my segregated high school (yea, I'm that old) was "Be a man. Join the Klan." I've never been to my high school re-union. Need I explain why?
You know you were thinking it.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 6, 2019:
Depressingly common. Tell me why I haven't left this country yet?
FECUND. - Adjective...producing or capable of producing an abundance of offspring or new growth; ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 6, 2019:
Sounds like cockroaches on a summer night.
Hi! This year has been a decisive year for me since I'm becoming more and more atheist as the days ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 5, 2019:
> Where was God to help me deal with my sexuality and "sinful" thoughts? Was I so "sinful" that I couldn't receive just a small sign? Because God doesn't want anything to do with you **either.** The real story is when people want to cringe just thinking about your preferred sexual activities, they invented a diety that wants them to stone you to death. After that they started rattling on about God is all about love, while their scriptures says something totally different. They're crazy. Hang around. We might inflict you with something worse: sanity.