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KEDGEREE. - Noun...a breakfast dish of flaked fish, rice, hardboiled eggs, lentils and spices. ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 7, 2019:
>another one being devilled kidneys ## That is one dish that'll keep the gringos from visiting.
Have had this kicking around in my humor folder for a while. I use it when the subject warrants ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 6, 2019:
## I figure it's the starting ground for a fur coat.
Yup...Must be a trump supporter!!!!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 6, 2019:
## That's most of the population in Seneca, South Carolina.
Censorship saves the day again!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 6, 2019:
## The "star thing" is called an asterisk. It's *supposed to* stop children from using common vulgarities, which is one of the top first things childern learn. To avoid using vulgarities one often sees a series of symbols in lieu of letters. Vulgarities are what the largely uneducated use instead of more demanding formal English and discriptive adverbs and adjectives. Use "fuck" often enough, it loses it's effectiveness as a "F bomb." Therefore if one wants to sound educated vulgarities should be avoided and rarely used. People who don't give a rat's patootie and take pride in identifying the common rabble use vulgarities to excess. Feel free to treat those people poorly because they don't have all that much going for them anyway. If you **got to** ask what an asterisk is, how bright are you?
JURISPRUDENCE. - Noun...is the theoretical study of law (legal theory). Scholars of jurisprudence ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 6, 2019:
## It's a shade more complex than that, although you're in the ballpark. *Jurisprudence has many aspects, with four types being the most common. The most prevalent form of jurisprudence is that it seeks to analyze, explain, classify, and criticize entire bodies of law, ranging from contract to tort to constitutional law. Legal encyclopedias, law reviews, and law school textbooks frequently contain this type of jurisprudential scholarship. *The second type of jurisprudence compares and contrasts law with other fields of knowledge such as literature, economics, religion, and the social sciences. The purpose of this interdisciplinary study is to enlighten each field of knowledge by sharing insights that have proved important to understanding essential features of the comparative disciplines. *The third type of jurisprudence raises fundamental questions about the law itself. These questions seek to reveal the historical, moral, and cultural underpinnings of a particular legal concept. The Common Law (1881), written by Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr., is a well-known example of this type of jurisprudence. It traces the evolution of civil and criminal responsibility from undeveloped societies where liability for injuries was based on subjective notions of revenge, to modern societies where liability is based on objective notions of reasonableness. *The fourth and fastest-growing body of jurisprudence focuses on even more abstract questions, including, what is law? What is its relation to justice and morality? What is the role of a judge? Is a judge more like a legislator who simply decides a case in favor of the most politically preferable outcome? What is justice? What is liberty and freedom? Source: https://www.abyssinialaw.com/about-us/item/1075-what-is-jurisprudence
A god among Dogs
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 6, 2019:
## I could use a fawn herding puppy.
Damn those hunters....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 6, 2019:
## No hunting license required.
I think the same way, probably cheaper too! Lol
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 5, 2019:
## Every morning I fire up my espresso machine to make a eight ounces of espresso for my (predictably) eight ounce coffee mug. Lately, I've been mixing it with hot chocolate. Not all that far from what they're ordering. So if you've been wondering why I type so much . . . .
Photo Bombing my Daughter on her Engagement Announcement Day. Yes I did. Traveled to Seattle to ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 5, 2019:
## Tip the justice of the peace generously. Petunia's dad handed her $500 and said "That ought to handle it." We had a church wedding and she MADE money off the deal. After that, she started making plans for renewal of our vows. I told her next time I want a voodoo priestess to preside. Are the five requirements to qualify for a K-1 fiancé visa in effect here? I claim the serious reasons to get married are to clarify child support, who gets access to your finances/property, who gets into the intensive care ward when you're in bad shape, to watch your car insurance go down and your credit rating to go up. Let me know how those last two work out for them.
IMPRECATION. - Noun...a spoken curse; an offensive word; the act of calling down a curse that ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 5, 2019:
## In my childhood that was "May the fleas of a thousand camels fly up your nose."
a few Jeebus Jokes
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 4, 2019:
## Here's a few more for you.
A petition to Impeach & Remove Don "The Con" Trump! [chng.it]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 4, 2019:
## Hey, they have $20 anti-Trump t-shirts as well. Honestly I think the typical congress person ignores these kind of petitions.
How is everyone doing tonight? I am sitting on my couch, watching Jeopardy, trying to talk myself ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 4, 2019:
## The first year my first wife got her divorce, she married three more guys, rapidly followed by three more divorces. Number four stayed with her for five years before she died in a suspicious house fire. Her last husband tried to get her to sell me an Amway dealership while breathing down her neck. That told me I'd put up with too much from her and although the sex was spectacular and so often we didn't know what was on prime time TV, it wasn't worth it. The current temporary spouse, Petunia, keeps telling me "You're a mean old man but you're **my** mean old man."
Today's cheese πŸ§€πŸ§€πŸ§€πŸ§€ LOL
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 4, 2019:
## I loved the first meme.
I love dad jokes
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 4, 2019:
## Introduction to divorce.
Parenting at Christmas
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 4, 2019:
## Stole it and sent it to two grandmothers in Florida.
Makes Sense
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 3, 2019:
## It's even more fun with memory chips. Umm....five million songs on this thing? When does my song play -- three decades from now?
GHILLIE (or GILLIE). - Noun...1) (in Scotland) a man or boy who attends someone on a hunting or ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 3, 2019:
## Beginning to think Scots don't speak English.
Made with love by Grandma. It’s only polite to wear it. She worked extra hard on it.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 2, 2019:
## Knee banging fun.
Hi Everyone! I survived my move. My movers were awesome and it ended up costing me less than I ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 2, 2019:
## A friend of mine is moving from North Carolina to the edge of Michigan's Candian border. For the last couple of weeks, she's been having anxiety attacks twice a day. To calm down, she calls all her friends -- including me -- sometimes rattling on for a couple of hours. I often wonder how her friend who lives in old Mexico is handling her stress levels.
Holy Shit! I just shoveled out my car for the first time in 8 years! I'm wiped out! One of my new ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 2, 2019:
## Folks in Dixie do our best not to laugh.
Not big Trump fans apparently.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 2, 2019:
## Because Trump tells his supporters to act violently towards non-supporters and they follow through, I have serious questions why I would want to wear those shirts.
So... We got clobbered here with over a foot of snow and no end in sight. I've stockpiled my wood ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 2, 2019:
## We've had enough rain and sunshine to make the pastures bright green.
Just a FYI
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 2, 2019:
## That's magnificent fucker to you, you sniveling snit, you worthless twit eating shit.
You had one job ... (LOL)
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 1, 2019:
## I want to find the school free drug zone.
I gotta be me. :)
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 1, 2019:
## Hell no. Lead them into shock and confusion.
So how many of you guys think this is “fair”? On the flip-side, I have been in relationships ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 1, 2019:
## No matter what the expense, a guy should not expect a gal to jump his bones because he paid her way. The main idea is to have a companion while out on the town rather be lonesome.
EPISTEMOLOGY - Noun...the theory of knowledge, especially with regards to it’s methods, validity,...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 1, 2019:
## Used excessively by aspiring pedagogues.
Situation handled.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 1, 2019:
## If it's "needless to say" why say it?
What does it mean when it says a member posted in a group that is no longer active? I can't think of...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 1, 2019:
## It's bugging me as well. My theory is someone started a discussion with a post which the group administrator considered inappropriate for the group. Therefore the discussion was deleted after someone else tried to add to the discussion. I have doubts if my theory is valid.
Ah, we're all just a bunch of fuck ups.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 1, 2019:
## To err is human; to forgive divine; to persist is devilish. -- Ben Franklin. # To err is human; to moo bovine. -- Elise the cow.
Release the elf!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 30, 2019:
## Kill the elf! Kill the elf1
Release the elf!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 30, 2019:
## Is there no end to this?
Release the elf!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 30, 2019:
## Not more!
Release the elf!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 30, 2019:
## He's everywhere! He's everywhere!
Release the elf!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 30, 2019:
## Wait, wait, there's more!
Dammit Chewy!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 30, 2019:
## Good drugs, mon!
When I lived in Edinburgh, Scotland (a suburb called Kingsknowe EH14 2JT) several friends of mine, ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 30, 2019:
Here in gringo land, when they fire a pot it's put in a kin.
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WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 30, 2019:
## It's one of those things I drink to forget about.
Tomorrow is moving day. Boxes everywhere. Just about ready. Excited and a little apprehensive. Will ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 29, 2019:
## Happy trails.
Sorry, but for some reason these pics downloaded side ways and i can't figure out way. However, what...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 29, 2019:
## Using a cell phone?
"Every bad situation is a blues song waiting to happen." - Amy Winehouse
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 29, 2019:
## In light of that quote, I find it ironic that most Delta blues songs start off with the words "I got up this morning . . . . ." The die was cast.
Lemonator n. A caustic comment that sours an otherwise pleasant conversation. (Thank you, Dr. ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 29, 2019:
## Good luck in figuring out the connection between the post and the cat.
My philosophy...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 29, 2019:
## So, you're 26 and the last three years were rough?
So--one of my local papers posted a "The Pilgrims' contributions to our freedoms" editorial. ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 29, 2019:
## Any excuse to party is a good excuse.
My daughter made this sweet potato pie for dinner. Actually, she is a cookier out of Colorado who ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 28, 2019:
## Every time I take pictures of a plate of Thanksgiving food, it looks like nine types of slop on a plate.
Trying not to look.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 28, 2019:
## W.C. Field while kissing May West's hand and looking at her ample cleavage: "I have come to dally in the valley. Believe me, I can dally."
Have a Happy Turkey/Friendship/Family Day Everyone! My friend Marilyn is having a Friendsgiving. ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 28, 2019:
## Instead of Thanksgiving, I had a whatever.
So imagine you've talked to someone a bit and now meeting her/him for the first time. How would the ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 28, 2019:
## We would be delighted with each other and making plans for the next meeting.
Happy Thanksgiving.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 28, 2019:
## Happy Thanksgiving? That would ruin my plans.
Think about it...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 28, 2019:
## See what happens with lax immigration enforcement?
Or something like that.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 28, 2019:
## We don't know the origins of everything but we know it didn't come from something with no origin story i.e. God. There is no shame in not knowing. There is a lot of shame in not asking.
Four-star general: "I have wasted 40 years of my life" if Trump’s lies represent "who we are"
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 27, 2019:
## Trump proves we'un's idiots we is.
I usually go with something simple and straight to the point, so the cook won't have to listen to me...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 27, 2019:
## Good friends, good food, good God, let's eat.
I get two points.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 27, 2019:
## Got a feeling I'm the grand winner. 1, 2, 3, 6, 7, 9, 11, 12, 14, 15 16, 18 and the ever popular 20.
A holiday beverage guide -
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 27, 2019:
## One of my sluttist girlfriends (RIP?) bought all her vodka in the half gallon vodka bottles twice a week.
Saudade a feeling of longing, melancholy or nostalgia. The presense of absense.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 27, 2019:
One source says it can not be translated into English. It's common in Brazil as well as well in Portugal. One author said "“Saudade is a vague and constant desire for something that does not and probably cannot exist, for something other than the present. – Aubrey Bell" Source:https://amaliahomecollection.com/the-meaning-of-saudade-the-most-portuguese-word/
I am not there yet, but i can totally see myself saying it in a couple more decades.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 27, 2019:
## Stolen and e-mailed to my easily confused friends.
“It is self-evident that cows do not have the...opposable digits needed to operate a Twitter ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 27, 2019:
From the source: "Nunes has demanded that Janz force the accounts to delete messages and issue an apology to him. Janz, through attorneys, declined to take any of the demanded actions and said he had no power over the cow account" Read more here: https://www.sacbee.com/news/politics-government/capitol-alert/article237802609.html#storylink=cpy
Damn Liam. What an animal.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 27, 2019:
## I was always annoying teachers because I'd find a friendly coed and give her "open signs of affection." The coed didn't mind. Why should they? Much later, I realized underaged students acting like they're going to hump their brains out is disturbing to adults.
400 points needed so I am whoring to make level 8.....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 27, 2019:
## It took me four months to qualify for my T-shirt. I was always be the first to post ANYTHING on a new post including my own post. I also established a small discussion group with a depressingly small following. The administration awarded me administration of two other groups with a related topic because the original administrator quit in disgust. Low interest in going tent camping in here. After I reached level eight, earning the t-shirt, I spent another two months posting that it hadn't arrived. Once it arrived, the wife hid it. Six months later I found my t-shirt under a pile of her coats and jackets. She doesn't want me to wear it anywhere under threats of domestic violence. I haven't been in any hurry to reach level nine. Like what will I get then, a bowl of cheesy French fries? Any who, I'll donate a like to a lizard for his struggle to reach the fabled level eight. See if it makes him wet his panties.
So this is only part of what I'm dealing with in the social media page of the town my school is in.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 27, 2019:
## First question: who's "we"?
How true....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 26, 2019:
## Truth it be.
I do know the difference
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 26, 2019:
## Naw. If all you can say is "fuck" and other vulgar words you don't know squat.
ZAZZY. - Adjective...a basic cross between “zany”, “pizazz” and “snazzy” to create an ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 26, 2019:
## Used in a sentence: It's time for An-i-man-i-acs And we're zany to the max So just sit back and relax You'll laugh till you collapse We're An-i-man-i-acs
I.H.T.F.P......
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 26, 2019:
## I like that last one. It sounds like fun!
I am going straight to Hell for this. Oh. Wait.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 25, 2019:
## For those living outside the US, next Thursday is Thanksgiving.
If it's not too much, would you all mind, including the pronunciation of the words? It would ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 25, 2019:
## Hell no. Most people when they define a word in here don't give a flying citation to say were they found the defination. Asking them to provide you with a link to a source that provides a sound bite is doubly unlikely.
Some memes I recently collected, enjoy!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 25, 2019:
## While we're at it . . . .
LARGE photos can now be uploaded again. We upgraded something in the code a month ago and it ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 25, 2019:
## I can go back to illustrating my tall tales of far flung, high adventure.
Unsubstantiated nonsense?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 25, 2019:
## Do 20 year olds remember that guy?
Pretty well describes me
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 25, 2019:
## "Delight" is pushing it far, far out of bounds. Once there the huddled masses can run up on it and stomp on it.
Hello everyone, had a peaceful Sunday watching 'Something Borrowed' , licking my lips over coffee ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 24, 2019:
>When you're single like me, these are the things that add spice to your regular life. ## I'm married and I like laughter and spicy conversation as well. It's not restricted to single people. I try to get conversations started on camping and travel discussion groups (see "Camping for adults in Dixie (no children) Group"). I used to compair notes about that with a guy who was heavy into traveling to India's many far flung national parks and hiking around the mountains and sea shores. It was eye opening, largely because Americans are unaware of India having any national parks. I caught myself saying "Mountains? They got mountains in central India?"
An interesting week or so for the minutia of living. It started last month with a birthday trip to ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 24, 2019:
## Sounds like a series of thrill packed events. 😁
Happy Sunday, you lovely people! For your viewing enjoyment. [youtube.com]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 24, 2019:
## Dogs. Go figure. -- Percy, my Tom cat.
XEROTHERMIC. - Adjective...both dry and hot: a xerothermic climate. Adapted to or flourishing in ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 24, 2019:
## I wonder what the term is for brutally hot and damp. It gets that way here in South Carolina.
More than once
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 24, 2019:
## Once they have become amazingly stupid or boring there isn't any point in arguing with them. That occurs during the chug a lug sessions.
Turkey day hack
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 24, 2019:
## None of my relatives or inlaws show up carrying lap tops. They carry cell phones.
Hola! Does anyone know how to use a chat room?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 24, 2019:
## Why, yes I do know how to use a chat room. When I do use one, my next question is "Why am I using a chat room?"
It works greeeeaaaat πŸ™Œ♥οΈπŸ™Œ
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 24, 2019:
## I've met one too many of those gals.
So many pans and I'm cooking for one. There must be a country song in there somewhere. Overcast days...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 24, 2019:
## It's depressing when the high point of Saturday night is removing the crud from the toilet.
WHEESHT . - Noun or Verb...means hush or quiet. Can also be used as an interjection “haud yer ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 23, 2019:
"First used in the 14th century, ‘wheesht’ has the handy bonus of being very adaptable. It can be used as a verb, a noun, and an interjection as in asking someone to ‘haud their wheesht’. Ironically, the word itself comes from adding more sounds to the original and widely-used command to ‘shh’, which acts as the root for the Scots word. It also features in English as ‘whisht’, but has fallen out of favour compared to its Scots counterpart." Source: https://www.scotsman.com/lifestyle-2-15039/scottish-word-of-the-week-wheesht-1-2897813 Unknown and therefore totally useless in my country.
I am 66 years old and was told I am too old to have sex with a 20 year old. What if I got three at ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 22, 2019:
## There's a dirty joke about an old guy who got two twenty years old women. Later he said "I'm not wired for two twenty."
Any chance someone can get a bottle to me by tomorrow evening's party? I assure you it will be well...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 22, 2019:
Source says "It’s expensive, like $120-400 for half a bottle."
I can no longer post pics from my Android phone to this site. IT's most inconvenient. I can do a ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 22, 2019:
## It's one thing that's killing my travel groups. The admin doesn't want to fix the glitch and the end users don't want to jump through hoops to post their travel pictures.
Aaawwwwwwwwww. ❀❀❀😊
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 22, 2019:
## One reason I prefer cats is they come up to me and announce "Hello. You *may* love me now."
There is a guy on Match that I'm not really interested in meeting, maybe because I am 99.9% sure ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 22, 2019:
## Tell him you'll be catching a ride with your butch girlfriend that weekend. She's got a load of tires in her 18 wheeler she's taking to Las Vegas. Backing up to the loading dock is **such** a pain. If he wants to meet both of you, you're on your own. 😟
The ultimate steam punk car. A 1941 Packard 8-Door Open Top Tour Bus.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 22, 2019:
## Doesn't it burn a shade of oil?
Stuck at home today while Kia Dealership works on my car. On hold waiting to see whats wrong and how...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 21, 2019:
## Bought a AAA policy. No more $100 tow bills. The catch is AAA doesn't pay tow companies well so you may have long waits before they show up. Otherwise, I'm a fan of AAA.
Ya think......
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 21, 2019:
## His loyal supporters is what worries me. They're not going away and they vote. It's proof to me about a third of the population refuses to watch the evening news and is totally clueless about their fellow citizens. They are easily frightened by problems that don't exist and endorse violent solutions to those who disagree with them. Dude, you want to talk scary? It makes me ashamed to be an American.
Take off your clothes...?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 21, 2019:
## Stealing.
yay! I remembered to post in the morning! (it's not like retired people have a lot to do....) ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 21, 2019:
## It's when a person retires, they find they have time for extensive gardening until their back kills them. It sad to see someone's big garden ruined by infirmity.
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WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 21, 2019:
## moan
What a dick
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 21, 2019:
## Not sure but isn't Santa about a decade old?
I put theses lifters on the greenhouse they open and close as the temperature changes. You can see ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 20, 2019:
## I'd love to have a dozen of those eggs.
[history.com] Harry Truman believed in Universal Health Care by a payroll tax. What happened?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 20, 2019:
According to your source: ". . . during a time of mounting fear of socialism, the American Medical Association (AMA) campaigned against the plan, concerned about doctors losing autonomy to government. "
Translation: That uncomfortable moment when you realize that you have to go on a diet.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 20, 2019:
## Thanks for the translation.
Trump is on record as saying "I am the POTUS and I can do anything I like without question"! Lets ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 20, 2019:
## Can you cite a source where he says that *on the record*?
They should pass these out at the white house!!!!!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 20, 2019:
## I want that shirt.
Trump Golf Course
WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 20, 2019:
## Guests who aren't politically connected give Trump resort bad reviews along with the health department. The sign isn't far from the truth.

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