Canadian winter

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 20, 2019:

Meanwhile, here in Seneca, SC, we're having an outbreak of daffodils and azaleas. Petunia has been out buying a swim suit. She's a little ahead of the curve.

Idiot in chief bowed to Republican interest backing up on closing border but still does insane rant ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 6, 2019:

The wall that has been built, has signs to remind visitors its **his** wall.

Happy Valentine's Day! Hope you all find your heart's desire.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Mine heart's desire is a sex starved twenty year old blond who owns the deli downstairs. Meh. Like that's going to happen.

The man I am dating told me that most women wear thong underwear, at least on date night.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 12, 2019:

## Give a gal a chance and she'll lead me through the women's underwear section. One guy told me they design department stores so that no matter where you go, you'll be encountering the panties because panties are an impulse purchase item. Judging from wandering through the panties for sale, it appears most women don't wear thongs. Considering the displays most women **will** buy a lot of lacy panties over the granny panties. Women won't stay with me when I say "Look, it's the men's underwear department. Think they got anything in satin?" 😟😟

It’s raining on a sunny day

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 15, 2019:

# 🤮🤮🤮🤮

For all of you snowed in like us, this should cheer you up.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 13, 2019:

I shouldn't want her head to get cold

Poll: Which psych definition fits our Predator-in-Chief the best?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Instead of trying to slap a labels on his psychotic behavior, I say "In your guts, you know he's nuts." Short. Sweet. Move on.

What it really means. Very unfair.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 30, 2020:

## Minor explaination: Kemp is the governor of Georgia. I refuse to memorize all the names of all the governors in 50 states.

When banjos play.....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 22, 2020:

## I know that tall blonde from Carson City, Ca. We used to play mumblety-peg. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MoEDG5YsMo

Dump Trump, coming from a Conservative. Have We Seen it All, Now...Nah, I guess Not: [rawstory.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 4, 2020:

## Trump is too delusional and egotistical to step down.

UNTRAMMELLED (UNTRAMMELED in USA).

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 18, 2020:

## So it comes from old French fishermen finding holes in their nets? I knew what the word meant but never its origin.

Hello.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 14, 2020:

## How could I forget your wild fandango dancing?

Who knew?🤣

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 7, 2019:

## They moved (see earlier post) to Gay Hell, Michigan.

Just a random text I just received on my phone a little while ago.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

You're asking? You don't know? Why don't you know? I know you're sorry so why did you have to call me and tell me?

I’ve been thinking why do the republicans still support trump.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 12, 2020:

## Not ALL of them support him, i.e. the Lincoln project. A few of them are going as far to recommend voting for Biden instead. Count on those people to jump ship in the future. Major deal is any critical comment or disagreement aimed toward Trump unleashes his name calling wrath. Second major deal is that one isn't supposed to be critical of the head of one's own political party. One is supposed to ride the coat tails of the head of the party.

Saturday morning! Time to get excited.😖

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 11, 2020:

## Weekends stun me when it hits me how much work around the house needs to be done and how little energy I've got to do it.

Holy Shit! I just shoveled out my car for the first time in 8 years! I'm wiped out! One of my new ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 2, 2019:

## Folks in Dixie do our best not to laugh.

QUEAN.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 23, 2019:

One of America's favorite Scotsman (now nationalized as an American) Greg Ferguson says half the time he has no clue what the Scots are saying. One of his funnest segments on his late night show is a pair of Scotsmen trying to get a voice activated elevator to work. By the end of the segment, they're cursing, jumping up and down and screaming and still not getting anywhere. I'll remember the phrase "barren cow" to piss off the next very annoying woman I happen to met. When women start to cuss me out, I try not to tell them "Let me put in a way you'll understand: mooooo."

Trump Rally-Goers Must Agree Not to Sue if They Contract Coronavirus The New York Times reports...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 12, 2020:

## It is like signing a non-disclosure agreement: it's unenforceable.

JIFFY - Noun.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 15, 2019:

## One of the most popular peanut butter in the states is called Jiffy. Want it crunchy or smooth?

I'm done with the hate.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 18, 2019:

About 40 miles away from me is Greenville, SC, where the rally was held. It's also where Bob Jones University is which is a hot bed of fundamentalist bible belting and other schools of its ilk. I'm not surprised he was able to whip up a frenzy by telling transparent lies by feeding to the crowd's racism and fundamentalism. When I moved here one of my neighbors told me "Everybody ought to own a nigger." I came here for the mountain backpacking. Talking to the locals is scary.

Trump murdered 50,000 Americans.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 30, 2020:

## As one Gilbert and Sullivan opera said "Justice is an opera in three acts."

Here's the show i want to see tonight in Orlando!😁

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 18, 2019:

We should be so lucky.

FANDANGO.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 5, 2019:

## My home town, Pensacola, FL, is also called the city of five flags. It's because they've have five different countries rule the city. In their annual celebration they look for people who can dance the wild fandango. They never find them. 😕🙁☹️😣😖😫 As a result, I keep promising potential female traveling companions "Come away with me and we'll dance the wild fandango." That's never worked either.

Just a little tp humour...... I feel we may be seeing the birth of a new fad....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 21, 2020:

## First one stolen and sent to guilty suspects.

Good Morning All.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 29, 2019:

My nightmare is driving a fully loaded rental truck with all my belongings on an icy road. Hope it isn't on your agenda.

[considerable.com] Benefits of sleeping naked.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 12, 2020:

## Getting the room the perfect temperature for sleeping without a blanket is a challenge.

Realistic wedding vows

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 11, 2020:

## That's the way it works for half the marriages here in Gringo Land. Within three to ten years they tend to start hunting for the replacement. QED, I refer to Petunia as the temporary spouse.

A few to round out the night:

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 25, 2020:

## I stole them and forwarded them to women in dire need of a smile and in need of dirty jokes. I'm not always a soul crushing person.

How a lot of guitar players got started.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Nashville cats, play clean as country water Nashville cats, play wild as mountain dew Nashville cats, been playin' since they's babies Nashville cats, get work before they're two Well, there's thirteen hundred and fifty two Guitar pickers in Nashville And they can pick more notes than the number of ants On a Tennessee ant hill Yeah, there's thirteen hundred and fifty two Guitar cases in Nashville And any one that unpacks 'is guitar could play Twice as better than I will

EGREGIOUS.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 6, 2020:

## > One of the thousands of words that if I say it, someone else will say "No. THIS is how it's pronounced."

A brilliant analysis of the Trump call to the Judicial to block/scuttle the ACA.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 27, 2019:

The Republicans have promised to replace the ACA for nearly a decade. They can't do it. They've always sided with major corporations that cause Americans to go broke and those corporations want to keep it that way.

I think the same way, probably cheaper too! Lol

WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 5, 2019:

## Every morning I fire up my espresso machine to make a eight ounces of espresso for my (predictably) eight ounce coffee mug. Lately, I've been mixing it with hot chocolate. Not all that far from what they're ordering. So if you've been wondering why I type so much . . . .

Always my pick for, "who would you have dinner with?" question.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 1, 2019:

I would prefer Ambrose Bierce, who wrote in the Devil's Dictionary: ABSURDITY, n. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion For more, read: http://www.gutenberg.org/files/972/972-h/972-h.htm

[good.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 22, 2019:

Here in the states one can finish their doctor's degree speaking only one lanuage. I wish I'd taken Spanish back in elementary school and met more Hispanics.

Hmm, maybe I'm doing it wrong...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 27, 2019:

I find myself saying "I'll need that **someday.**" Petunia was trying to encourage me to throw away my shaving mug. **One day** I might not be able to buy canned shaving soap but I got the back up. Haven't used a shaving mug for 30 years. Petunia *tries* to use that excuse for buying camping gear. One day we'll need 37 backpacks for our travels.

If Nixon could release his tax returns under audit, why can't Trump?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 2, 2019:

## Rhetorical question, right?

Enjoying some cold tomato soup today

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 12, 2020:

## Gazpacho for all!

IN FLAGRANTE DELICTO.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 9, 2020:

## Which one of us horny galoots hasn't heard this one?

Josh Robertson 10/3/2019 Trump: Elizabeth Warren has too many giraffes.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 6, 2019:

## I know giraffes. They were the best giraffes. 🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒

Could hitting tRump with my Louisville Slugger be considered as a hate crime, or an act of self ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 4, 2019:

## Assuming you put some effort in it, it would be considered attempted murder. Reconsider using an elephant gun instead.

REPROBATE - Noun.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 14, 2019:

## See Trump administration.

What kind of moron has his golf caddy handle his Twiiter account and make important political ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 13, 2019:

Not than anyone saw it coming.

I always warn them! Lol!!!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 9, 2019:

## I may have dated a couple of your family members.

Living in a partnership that isn’t normal AND THAT WORKS?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 13, 2019:

## I've often told tales of what I did with a series of women who were so enamored of my cooking that they rewarded me with sleep overs and a few that brought their single female friends. A good time was had by all for many decades. Now I'm married and a retired slut. Petunia runs them off with a broom and takes me to covered dish events. Frequently the dish comes back empty with Petunia announcing "99 made that."

I worship the weirdness in ALL of you!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 25, 2019:

How many of our doorsteps have you darkened? Should I leave a candle in the window for you?

Let's Talk About Niche Gaming Systems.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Oh, it has a special market group.

Minneapolis Seethes Over George Floyd's Death As Trump Calls Protesters 'THUGS' : NPR

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 29, 2020:

> A black CNN reporter was arrested for covering the violence. ## The mayor apologized to the black community. I didn't hear him say "BTW, I'm telling the police chief to fire those cops."

If you love something, set it free.....

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 30, 2019:

After you've tripped over it a few times, you pick it up.

Freedom from avatars.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

>I can in personal messages where DATING happens and that is mostly what I am here for. Some of us, myself included, aren't here for dating and won't provide a public profile picture. (I'm ugly looking and no sense scaring people away). Many profiles say "Open to meeting women." I'm open to meeting small furry things from the Beetlejuice star system but it doesn't mean I want to date them.

Wish they would have.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Snort. Giggle, giggle.

IMPRECATION.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 5, 2019:

## In my childhood that was "May the fleas of a thousand camels fly up your nose."

Cat logic

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 21, 2020:

## The first meme is Percy (my Tom cat) endorsed.

"It'll start getting cooler. You just watch" - - prezdent dumfuk [slate.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 15, 2020:

> You can chart the path to Trump’s truth-and-consequences-be-damned you’ll see decision-making method from George W. Bush’s “gut instinct” leadership style that served him so well. “I’m a gut player,” Bush said a decade-and-a-half ago now. “I play by instincts. I don’t play by the book.” If only they had both read more of them.

I had a scammer call my cell phone for the umpteenth time wanting my insurance numbers for a ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 11, 2019:

I always ask scammers "Where are you physically located? If I wanted to talk to you **in person** at your work place, where you are **right now** where would I go? What is your street address?" It's so much fun to hear 'em squirm and tell you they don't know. "What the fuck over? They blind fold you and dump you off at work every day? What kind of fuck head doesn't know where he works?"

Unfortunately this is absolutely true

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 11, 2020:

## The ones I've met on line are way, way over there. It comes down to the elusive question of how much do I want pay to get my balls sucked dry by a hot babe? That being said, back in 1998 a New York fashion model paid my air fare. It was a week long affair to remember.

Happy Sunday, you lovely people! For your viewing enjoyment. [youtube.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 24, 2019:

## Dogs. Go figure. -- Percy, my Tom cat.

ZAZZY.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 26, 2019:

## Used in a sentence: It's time for An-i-man-i-acs And we're zany to the max So just sit back and relax You'll laugh till you collapse We're An-i-man-i-acs

No x3. [facebook.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 26, 2019:

## Currently there are four books out where more than two dozen shrinks agree he's nuts. I ought buy a copy of *Summary of The Dangerous Case of Donald Trump: 37 Psychiatrists and Mental Health Experts.*

Good morning Girls and Boys.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 9, 2019:

## I've been offering invitations for many a moon. Nobody from this group darkens my doorstep. General rule is distance. One gal told me a 90 minute drive was **too much.**

Wedding night?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 16, 2020:

## Tammy Fay school of eye make up.

Um, I'm sorry, but there's not enough cocaine or Spanish Fly to get me "in the mood" for that ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

The photo journalists are at the back door.

It's a complete mystery 🤔

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 15, 2020:

## I hadn't heard where Trump released his SAT scores from a reputable source. (An established liar citing himself doesn't count.) Overall, his lawyers threaten any school he has attended from releasing any academic records, even if he graduated or not.

I have a funny story most of the bashers of trump will find amusing.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 13, 2019:

Yepper. You had your fun. If only you'd shared the link.

Double stoned whammy.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Mushrooms on the side.

Gay married mayor of South Bend runs for president. [msn.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 24, 2019:

What's his stand on home delivery recreational marijuana? I have a feeling we'll hear more about his spouse than what his political positions are.

As a child, forced to attend vacation bible school (VBS) I asked about the same question.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 29, 2019:

After a point, I was crossing my arms during church service and glaring. They had a banner over the pulpit that said "God is love." They didn't have a Q&A season.

Who's up for a dare?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Take a fist full for the day when one's bowels are blocked.

We all know our friend Lisa [agnostic.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 1, 2019:

Oh, Sassy? When is she going to throw **us** a party? When I first plugged in my modem it was the custom of the people to tell the new kid on the block where to stick it. The longer I stay on the block, the more I see people freaking out over name calling.

Does this happen to you ?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 15, 2020:

## Snort, snort, giggle, giggle.

Why is it that nearly all of the ladies who show up with high compatibility scores for me are in ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 9, 2019:

It's that way for me as well: they are all way, way OVER THERE. Often in some other country. Eastern Europe awaits! I used to belong to a failing social media (they changed ownership several times before I left) that would let me zero down all the posters in my zip code. They were all black lesbians. Not the group that would hang out with me.

Bernie's speech, for any who missed it. [youtu.be]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 18, 2020:

## Bernie is too sensible to be president.

Had to count these words just to make sure that the claim is correct.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 30, 2020:

## Remember you can't spell manslaughter without laugher.

This pandemic could end up being a slow Reichstag fire.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 21, 2020:

## I might have been the only one asking "How 'bout right of assembly?"

Do you have an itch for adventure?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 14, 2019:

## Major deal on those adventures is they're super expensive. Everest is junked out from other hikers. It's crowded now. On the other hand, I had anus gripping advetures that were affordable such as mountain climbing, camping on the sumit, swimming with the sharks, camping with the bears and had sex with other guys' girlfriends before telling them where to stick it. Why I even learned how to use a chain saw from a mass murder (may the parole board be turning him down now). Petunia (insignificant other) still has the willies the times I drove us through Atlanta, Georgia, during rush hour. She's got a low adventure tolerance. She doesn't even want to take the ski lift.

I so loved this gaffe I have to post another reference to it - from Stephen Colbert: enjoy ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 26, 2019:

Like it wuz an accident, dudes.

HI All.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 26, 2020:

## During a safety lecture, they turned off the lights and showed a boring movie. I got fired for sleeping through it. Get your sleep. Your job may depend on it.

No sneezing please lol

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 29, 2019:

That's one way to start a brawl in school.

Some neighbors will complain about anything

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 27, 2019:

## I've had that conversation with a neighbor.

Good Morning Everyone! Up normal time today - had to do an inventory of my car and house where ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 26, 2020:

## Here it's suppose to get up to 70F, possibly freezing tonight. It's been a strange, wet winter.

WUNDERBAR (Adjective, German) and WONDERBRA (Noun, International).

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 1, 2019:

The only time I've seen it used was for the name of the search bar on a car radio.

The source of trump's bleach fantasy. [theguardian.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 24, 2020:

## It's Jezzusss!

So damn TRUE!!!!!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 25, 2020:

## Rule ruthlessly.

[understandingcompassion.com] Peope who cry during movies are the strongest people of all?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 21, 2019:

As one ages, one becomes more prone to cry at movies. Judging from the responses, there's a lot of crying geezers in this crowd.

Well I'm off to see the world between Flagstaff and Las Vegas, 4 hour trip shouldn't take more than ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 16, 2019:

"Don't drink and drive. You'll hit a bump and spill the whole dang thing." -- Dean Martin.

Being a "non believer" does that cause cynical sarcasm?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 29, 2020:

## Not so much sarcasm as asking more questions than people can stand.

Happy Mothers Day!!!

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 10, 2020:

## Yet, we call Trump a mother [insert an inappropriate profanity here].

Good question!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 16, 2020:

> If it itches, wash it. == Petunia's mother, the late Betty Butts.

Ana Navarro goes off on Ivanka after Trump defender tries to drag Hunter Biden into debate ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 29, 2020:

## Trump has a very weak case in attacking Hunter.

DC Mayor/City Counsel has 'BLACK LIVES MATTER' painted on the road to the White House in HUGE Yellow...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 5, 2020:

## Do you think the sign will matter?

A caring president with good procedures and Trump, 110,000 dead from childish spite for his ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 9, 2020:

## Excellent contrast of memes.

HARUM-SCARUM.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 5, 2020:

## Who gets scared by hares?

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 7, 2020:

## I see a future in a ten second political ad.

What Top Military Officers Really Think About Trump - The Atlantic

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 11, 2020:

## Brief summary: they hate his guts.

How would you destroy earth?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 8, 2020:

## The Vogun empire will do it for us. They'll be putting a hyperspace by pass through here any day now.

sol·ip·sism /ˈsäləpˌsizəm/ noun noun: solipsism the view or theory that the self is all...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 9, 2020:

## Summed up by Popeye: "I yam wot I yam and dat's all wot I yam." He was often mistaken for a sweet potato.

She might not be 10/10 but I love this bikini, it should be mandatory at the beach!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Her sister ditches the bikini.

Nothing gets your heart pumping like having to deal with a rattlesnake.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 13, 2019:

## Forget shooting the snake. It's narrow (making it hard to hit) and it'll move unpredictably, making it even harder to hit. Now for functional advice: use a hoe. (Keep your mind out of the gutter, dude). A long handle hoe. You'll be out of striking range when you cut it half. BTW, taste like crab but it has so many bones it isn't worth the effort.

Now that sex trafficer epstine in in the news, let me remind you that trump is accused of raping a ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 12, 2019:

## The case has been dropped after it was filed for the second time.

Courage could be contagious in the Senate [bostonglobe.com] We can hope

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 2, 2020:

From the source cited: *. . . . the benefits of speaking out may seem minimal: there’s no apparent effect of doing so, other than to be marginalized and vilified by your colleagues and the president.*