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Man, South Carolina, USA

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Sep 2, 2019Sep 2019

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Those with chronic constipation who want a bad excuse not to get off the can.

Mar 14, 2020Mar 2020

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Buying second hand books leads to . . .

Uncommon words and their meanings.

Jul 19, 2019Jul 2019

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discobolus (Noun you'll be trying to use until old age and death creeps up on you): a discus thrower in ancient Greece Pictured for no reason: one of my flowers that I grew.

Unfettered and Dirty Minds

Nov 2, 2019Nov 2019

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Dam the peer presure.

Mar 14, 2020Mar 2020

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My comic books are more deranged.

Mar 26, 2019Mar 2019

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The original meaning of "shoot the bird."

Apr 17, 2020Apr 2020

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One reporter says my town looks like a war zone. An EF-3 tornado (wind speed 160 mph) that was a half mile wide took a 17 mile trip through Seneca, SC. Our home was spared because we were a half mile off the path. Seneca won't get ...

Sep 2, 2019Sep 2019

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Our new national symbol.

Jul 30, 2019Jul 2019

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We'll keep at it until the shovels are used.

All Erotic Pictures

Mar 4, 2019Mar 2019

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Mar 6, 2019Mar 2019

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Like that's an excuse.

Apr 26, 2020Apr 2020

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L’esprit de l’escalier (French) Literally, stairwell wit—a too-late retort thought of only after departure.

Mar 6, 2019Mar 2019

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Meanwhile in another dimension.

Mar 6, 2019Mar 2019

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Thirsty problem solving.

The Escapees- - Hide here!

Mar 6, 2020Mar 2020

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When I lived in Hickory Tavern, SC, we didn't have garbage pick up. About every three weeks I had to take it off to the dump, ten miles away. It was a lovely ten mile drive through rolling hills on a winding road, lush meadows and past horse ranches....

Sep 24, 2019Sep 2019

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Got better plates?

Apr 26, 2020Apr 2020

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Schlemiel and schlimazel (Yiddish) Someone prone to bad luck. Yiddish distinguishes between the schlemiel and schlimazel, whose fates would probably be grouped under those of the klutz in other languages. The schlemiel is the ...

Mar 6, 2019Mar 2019

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Aug 6, 2019Aug 2019

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There's never enough time unless you're serving it." -- Gary Breeze, may the parole board be turning him down now.

Sep 1, 2019Sep 2019

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Unfettered and Dirty Minds

Sep 13, 2019Sep 2019

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The housekeep guys want.

May 19, 2019May 2019

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I say unto you:

Mar 6, 2019Mar 2019

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It's slap out dangerous, dudes.

The Watering hole

Jan 26, 2020Jan 2020

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I went to my doctor because it didn't seem as if I had completely recovered from pneumonia from two months ago. He ordered lab work that included "bronch, rigid/flex, w/wo fluro guidance; w/balloon occlusion, w/assessment air leak, admin occlusive ...

Aug 14, 2019Aug 2019

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Worse menu selection ever.

Uncommon words and their meanings.

Dec 29, 2019Dec 2019

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noun: tchotchke 1. North American A small object that is decorative rather than strictly functional; a trinket. "a pig mug and a dozen or so other porcine tchotchkes adorn his office" 2. US A pretty girl or woman. "just look ...

Jan 30, 2019Jan 2019

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Sep 4, 2019Sep 2019

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Bear discrimination.

Aug 14, 2019Aug 2019

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They are the bold bugs.

Jan 30, 2019Jan 2019

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Mysterious strangers know me well.

Feb 11, 2019Feb 2019

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I know Andrew Zimmermann (Bizarre Foods) did a special on a road kill food festival in West Virginia. I was unable to find it on You Tube. However, I did find a short (under four minutes) video about it. Guys sitting around saying things like ...

Jewish by Culture

May 21, 2020May 2020

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I ran across a pair of videos I figured this group would love.

Jan 30, 2019Jan 2019

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In my group, &AdultTentCampingHikingDixie I was asking about using a small blimp to take overhead pictures during my backpacking adventures. One company said I could use their weather balloon to let rescuers find me in the deep woods. Lordy, who ...

Nov 2, 2019Nov 2019

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HOURI, n. A comely female inhabiting the Mohammedan Paradise to make things cheery for the good Mussulman, whose belief in her existence marks a noble discontent with his earthly spouse, whom he denies a soul. By that good lady the Houris are said to...

Feb 21, 2019Feb 2019

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I'm so worried now.

Jul 16, 2019Jul 2019

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I throw mine over my shoulder.

The Watering hole

Apr 1, 2020Apr 2020

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At least I had one bright light today: I got a post card from Milwaukee! When I travel I always buy postcards. Then I send the posts cards to people I know who live too far away to visit. I've gotten depressed knowing that once a person moves more ...

Feb 21, 2019Feb 2019

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It happens every morning.

Mar 6, 2019Mar 2019

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Animal slavery.

Mar 26, 2019Mar 2019

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. . . . . . . . . . . .

Camping for adults in Dixie (no children)

Jan 12, 2019Jan 2019

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So there we were, camping on terribly romantic Hurricane Lake in Alabama when the hog noises of the bull frogs went off. Bullfrogs are big frogs. Sun goes down; the frogs start sounding like hogs in heat. The smaller frogs and toads started sounding ...

All Erotic Pictures

Mar 19, 2019Mar 2019

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Good enough to eat with a taste of honey

Feb 21, 2019Feb 2019

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About your sister . . .

Sep 4, 2020Sep 2020

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Petunia's breakfast bowl. Not available anywhere. 1/4 cup white grits. 1/2 cup of milk 1/2 cup of water 1/2 teaspoon of pink Himalayan salt from the Punjab region of Pakistan. ("Himalayan" pink salt from Illinois would do). Two ...

Feb 23, 2019Feb 2019

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Words to live with.

Feb 21, 2019Feb 2019

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That's the way it works.

Hiking, Backpacking, Travel Photos

Oct 21, 2019Oct 2019

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I was told not to drive on the Blue Ridge Parkway last weekend. The tale was all the fall colors were past peak, no leaves on the trees . . . . Lies, lies... At the higher elevations (+4,000 feet) they were in all their spendor. However, in the ...

All Erotic Pictures

Mar 3, 2019Mar 2019

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Doctor Strange's nurse.

Camping for adults in Dixie (no children)

Oct 21, 2019Oct 2019

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I went for a drive on the Blue Ridge Parkway. It runs the tops of the Blue Ridge Mountains. In the distance, one can see blue hazy mountains. I went for the fall colors although one gal told me it was all past peak. She lied. It ...

Mar 12, 2019Mar 2019

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Don't buy grated cheese because . . .

Jan 12, 2019Jan 2019

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Clemson University celebrations didn't want to end this morning.

Sep 4, 2019Sep 2019

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We saw you coming this way and we put up a sign for you.

Mar 18, 2019Mar 2019

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Help is available.

Apr 20, 2020Apr 2020

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Sometimes I declare "Woo who!" only to find: Wooism Wooism n. Proper: The actions or processes of; and the distinctive or characteristic traits of behavior, of the person formerly known as Chris, now known as "Woo". (He does you tube videos). Woo...

The Watering hole

Dec 3, 2019Dec 2019

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The Prohibition Museum in Savanah, GA, is celebrating the 86th aniversary of the repeal of prohibition on December 5th. Who's going?

The Watering hole

Dec 15, 2019Dec 2019

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Want me to explain what my ultra fundamentalist spouse is doing with me? " . . . a growing number of unaffiliated Americans are settling down with someone who isn’t religious — a process that may have been accelerated by the sheer number of ...

Coffee Drinkers Corner

Nov 2, 2019Nov 2019

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When I called a friend in Ohio, the phone was at 30% power. I plugged it into the charger at the end table and dialed her up. On the same end table is a tiny hot pad. It can keep an individual cup of coffee warm. I thought I had turned it off when I...

Feb 21, 2019Feb 2019

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Singing pussies.

Feb 23, 2019Feb 2019

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How do I love thee? Let me count the beans.

Feb 21, 2019Feb 2019

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Some of you will over identify.

Camping for adults in Dixie (no children)

Jan 29, 2019Jan 2019

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There is a KOA (Kampgrounds of America) in Florida near Flagler Beach that has a series of canals to drain the swamp. Otherwise it's like every other KOA I've ever stayed at. Do NOT pitch a tent there. The standard reasons not to pitch a tent at a ...

Nov 6, 2019Nov 2019

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“What’s the value of a dollar bill?” asked Tom noteworthily.

The Watering hole

Sep 15, 2019Sep 2019

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Yesterday afternoon I was at a Mediterranean fete. A Greek church in Anderson, South Carolina, added a few items on their annual Greek festival and changed the name. I tried Turkish lamb meat balls and limoncello. I hadn't tried limoncello before ...

Sep 12, 2019Sep 2019

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If dogs could only read.

Sep 12, 2019Sep 2019

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Bad Barbie! Bad!

Sep 12, 2019Sep 2019

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If they can hear me, they want me to go away.

Jan 2, 2020Jan 2020

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'Ya think big fellah?

Sep 12, 2019Sep 2019

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Sep 12, 2019Sep 2019

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Just passing thru.

Sep 12, 2019Sep 2019

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Cool read, dude. You got more?

Sep 2, 2019Sep 2019

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Think your day has been bad?

Sep 12, 2019Sep 2019

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Baffle the masses!

Sep 2, 2019Sep 2019

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Leaves most unimpressed.

Apr 20, 2019Apr 2019

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Sep 12, 2019Sep 2019

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Dumbo motto of the week.

Camping for adults in Dixie (no children)

Jan 2, 2020Jan 2020

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Let's go camping! See:

Oct 30, 2019Oct 2019

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I need this sign.

Apr 20, 2019Apr 2019

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Last of my Easter memes.

Sep 2, 2019Sep 2019

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Unfettered and Dirty Minds

Nov 4, 2019Nov 2019

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Down at the hair salon.

Singles/Mingle/Chat

Feb 12, 2019Feb 2019

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I guess women feel the same about their longest squeeze.

Singles/Mingle/Chat

Feb 12, 2019Feb 2019

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I can hear someone moaning.

Sep 3, 2020Sep 2020

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I ran across my old notes on lutefish. Thought I'd share. Lutefisk eaters thrive on quotes and jokes from skeptics of lutefisk comparing it to everything from rat poison (which has a hint of truth to it, because of the traces of ...

Unfettered and Dirty Minds

Oct 16, 2019Oct 2019

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There are a series of porno video assumptions that are so fake . . . . My favorite is a pair of hot lesbians will always stop making love if a guy walks in the door. They will always make it a threesome because after all, ...

Jun 9, 2020Jun 2020

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Fox News lays yet another clueless bomb shell: Black lives matter protests aren't about Black lives.

Sep 12, 2019Sep 2019

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When the big gulp wasn't the plan.

Oct 25, 2019Oct 2019

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Beth: When two people create a life together, they set aside their previous lives as individuals. Jerry: Gimme a break! We're not heroes for having unprotected sex on prom night. — Jerry Smith (voice) (Chris Parnell), Rick and Morty, Season 1: ...

Sep 12, 2019Sep 2019

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The gingerbread man.

Apr 5, 2019Apr 2019

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Don't give the animals heart burn. Thanks.

Penpals, Text, and Chat Buddies

Jun 9, 2019Jun 2019

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I've been travel in the wilds of both North and South Carolina, doing my best not to run over bible belting Trump supporters. If you go in their welcome stations and ask for postcards, they give out a wide selection free. Anybody want a picture ...

Camping for adults in Dixie (no children)

Feb 16, 2019Feb 2019

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One of my favorite campsites is Elkmont in the Smoky Mountain National Park. The campground has streams running along the backyard of some of the campsites. These stream side campsites must be reserved far, far in advance and therefore are ...

Jul 30, 2019Jul 2019

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Flame on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sep 12, 2019Sep 2019

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Jun 9, 2019Jun 2019

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Don't look. It's gross. Horrible. Unspeakable. You. Speaking up . . . .

Jul 30, 2019Jul 2019

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No matter how dry you are.....

Jun 9, 2019Jun 2019

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Circus is in town. Police summoned.

Love & Relationships

Jan 1, 2019Jan 2019

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I went back to college just before AARP hunted me down to join their ranks. I went to college a second time all the WRONG reasons: I wanted to be an English major. English majors are mostly in their late teens and early 20's. They plan to teach ...

Feb 6, 2019Feb 2019

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Got a feeling this is how some people think evolution is all about.

Nov 24, 2019Nov 2019

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This never works for me.

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