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Ducks in church.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 8, 2019:
## Demand pumpernickel! Lightly toasted with a smear of butter.
BODY COUNT How many people are dead as a result of Trump policy?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 8, 2019:
## Countless thousands. I'd tell you but I can't count that high.
1. 1938 Dymaxion 2.This is a 1941 Packard 90 Open Top 8 door Tour Bus
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 8, 2019:
## Pity the Dymaxion never went into mass production, tail fins and all.
Doesn't have to be a gay thing! πŸ™„πŸ˜
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 8, 2019:
## Later, tales of the big gulp.
I put our first seeds in the greenhouse today spinach artichokes cauliflower and some black ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 8, 2019:
>My was the photographer. ## One of three "my"? 🀣🀣 I haven't tasted a black tomato before. I have grown heirloom tomatoes before. My favorite was the Cherokee red. Heirloom tomatoes have always tasted better than the cardboard tasting supermarket. The problem has always been they're less productive and more disease prone than more commonly grown the hybred tomatoes. That's why you can't buy heirloom tomatoes in the supermarket -- hybred tomatoes are more profitable. Commerical farmers are more likely to lose money on heirloom, if they make any money on them at all. Therefore the proverb "Two things money can't buy: true love and home grown tomatoes." πŸ…πŸ…βœŒοΈβœŒοΈ
They aim to please. [metro.co.uk]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 7, 2019:
## Things I learn in here.😱😱
Being up something I heard on a local radio station this week. While I do have cats I do not have ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 7, 2019:
## I'm with her. If I was him, I'd show her the guest bedroom. There's no commandment written in stone you got to sleep with the person you live and have sex with. Sex is one thing. Sleep is personal.
Fishing... day 1 and... Flight from Heathrow to Oslo was delayed yesterday morning so I missed ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 7, 2019:
## Live and learn. It's why I'm fond of shipping my luggage ahead of my arrival and fear the phrase "connecting flight." Three connecting flights and your luggage goes to Bombay.
When she dresses to impress....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 7, 2019:
## The stud puppy has arrived.
Not so sharpie
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 6, 2019:
## Snort. Giggle.
On the Road with Trump's Rally Diehards
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 6, 2019:
"She keeps going because she trusts only the president to deliver her the news. “How else would I know what’s going on?” she said." Watch the news. Watching or reading the news is too much for them. Give the opertunity, most people would rather watch a mindless game show, ie *Wheel of Fortune* than follow the news.
just answer with the name, for me Jack Daniels at 17.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 6, 2019:
## Hangovers are avoidance therapy. The ultra serious alcoholics get nauous, throw up but that's not enough to get into the "almost died" group.
Grandma liked bad boys.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 6, 2019:
## I try not to believe that's not a common belief. This group isn't helping me from denying it.
So, I've had a very interesting morning. I'm sitting on the couch, watching the weather, doing the ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 6, 2019:
## Most exciting thing I had going on today was the transformer in the back yard exploded. (It's almost an yearly event). It's so common the power company got the electricity back on in 15 minutes. You took a shower while the building was on fire? Dude, I'd rather stink than get burned alive.
There's fire. There's thunder. Once a year, the electrical transformer on the power pole behind my ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 6, 2019:
We have enough camping gear to live comfortably without electricity but we got this habit of depending on electricity when it isn't around.
Read my new column, I Warned You Back In 2016, Didn't I?" in Issues & Alibis magazine: ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 6, 2019:
## Scroll back to 2016 and read my reply.
Who said, "Some people will like you & some will hate you, & the majority will be indifferent"?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 6, 2019:
## My favorite fellow: Mr. Anon. He's busy, busy, busy.
Relatable...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 6, 2019:
## It brings a tear to my eye how short the life span is for a heated, padded toilet seat is. That and getting down on the bathroom floor to bolt those things down for the third time. It is one of the few times it is appropriate to say "shitt...."
You can reason but it goes over their heads, as does subtle humour. Sometimes you have to spell it ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 6, 2019:
## Just another excuse to use a common vulgarity.
GANCH. - Noun...a foolish, awkward or clumsy person; one who is incoherent or garrulous. This word ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 6, 2019:
## It's a word used when discussing misplaced oral sex. "Ganch: The stretch of skin between the anus and the testicles. See also 'chode' or 'grendela' --https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ganch Now aren't you ashamed you brought it up?
mumpsimus[ muhmp-suh-muh s ] noun adherence to or persistence in an erroneous use of language, ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 6, 2019:
## Word of the week group strikes!
The untold story.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 6, 2019:
Reminds me of the ant eater on the ark: "What? You only brought two ants?"
The further adventures of our stable genius...aka "Meteorologist-in-Chief"
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 6, 2019:
## Donald knows weather. Now if he could figure out how to close an umbrella.
What to do with your last moments on earth:?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 5, 2019:
>What to do with your last moments on earth:? Over charge my credit cards.
Well that's rude!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 5, 2019:
## Stolen because Petunia likes to hear dirty jokes on the weekend.
Smile.... Friday's coming! :)
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 5, 2019:
## I love the first meme. Think it would work?
Former Trump supporter tells “Moscow Mitch” McConnell, “If you don’t like this nickname, do ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 5, 2019:
## Consider Mitch also fights gun legislation, he could be called Mass Murder Mitch.
Good morning. I don't know why it would surprise me that one of the top news stories this morning ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 5, 2019:
>Could anyone kindly explain it to me. That could be an epic book. I see it as an excuse to watch America's largest athletes get brain damaged. Demolition derby for big guys in tight uniforms patting each other's butts. Why women's wrestling isn't more popular instead baffles me.
He's at it again. Listening to morning express. Trump is lifting laws on light bulbs. Gwb put some ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 5, 2019:
## Europeans buy the old style bulbs as "heating devices" because that's where most of the energy goes instead of making light. Somebody is using their E-Z Bake Oven.
The terrible graphed truth.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 5, 2019:
I like the one that says "What tips mean."
Remember these type ads?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 5, 2019:
## When I was a teen and buggy whips were a thing, I see these types of ads broadcast on late night TV with the question of "do you know where your teenager is tonight?" Instead of being out living the wild life, I'd be sitting there watching TV and feeling shamed I wasn't worrying my parents instead. πŸ˜–πŸ˜«πŸ•Ί
FANDANGO. - Noun...1) a lively Spanish dance for two, usually accompanied by castanets or ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 5, 2019:
## My home town, Pensacola, FL, is also called the city of five flags. It's because they've have five different countries rule the city. In their annual celebration they look for people who can dance the wild fandango. They never find them. πŸ˜•πŸ™β˜ΉοΈπŸ˜£πŸ˜–πŸ˜« As a result, I keep promising potential female traveling companions "Come away with me and we'll dance the wild fandango." That's never worked either.
It all makes sense now.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 5, 2019:
## I have grown to hate food containers sans lids.
Yes, but does she do windows, too?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 5, 2019:
## It appears the grass has already been cut. My lawn mower doesn't stay shiny and clean once it has been used to cut grass. What is this, a lawn mower ad? Here the first sign of spring is shapely young woman on a ridding lawn mower. While she's jiggling all the way in her bikini, the stud muffins start wondering if they should offer to take her to Myrtle Beach. It's the nearest party, party beach in my area. I prefer secluded beaches on the California coast line to watch the sunset. It's more romantic.
I don't want to try those new flavors.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 5, 2019:
## It could be the name of the corporate name of family. In Germany, it's common to have the last name of Butt. Petunia's mother's maiden name was Betty Butts. Petunia claims Betty got married just for a name change. As unlikely as it sounds, once a year I go to Butts family reunion.
Ok.. we’ve had discussions on this thread about dating site profiles that go beyond what might be ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 4, 2019:
## . . . and be a shining beacon in a land of hopeless ninnies.
Community Senate The literal meaning of the word "senate" is Assembly of Elders. Welcome ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 4, 2019:
>Bias, judgment, ignorance, self-righteousness, sexism, racism ## That's my boys! Granted you'll have that in any diverse group. Everybody wants other people to agree with them, which is why it's not uncommon to find the thread you've been followed has been deleted. Sometimes I get deleted from groups for amazingly stupid reasons or for no reason at all. It's Thursday, let's show the Warthog the door. It's social media. Don't take it seriously. I'm just here for fun. I remember Frank Zappa was critiqued for writing sexist songs. Frank said "Let 'em write their own songs." Sounds right to me.
Good News! The Adult Adventure is On!!!😈😈😈
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 4, 2019:
## You mean we get to discuss high risk investment plans, like penny stocks?
This isn't a meme but sadly its real . . . I mean WTF . . . A 10 minute photoshop lesson would ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 4, 2019:
## Ya! Let's question the weather service where Alabama is.
First picture of the earth from space.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 4, 2019:
## We all live on the back of a turtle?
I get it!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 4, 2019:
## In dog years, I'm dead. ☠️☠️🐢🐢
The day’s arrived: pack is packed; flies are tied; hut is booked and I’m off to the mountains to...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 4, 2019:
## Fish sauce at the ready!
Keeping it positive.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 4, 2019:
## That's a rather idealistic list.
Why we can't have nice things
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 4, 2019:
## On American speedometers, there are both kilometers **and** miles. They can't look at the dial without figuring out which is shorter.
Well...I...um...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 4, 2019:
## Goofy is a dog. He owns a dog named Pluto. Dogs owning dogs? That's just wrong.
Good morning Girls and Boys!!!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 4, 2019:
## Nuk, nuk, nuk.
Just another day!!!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 4, 2019:
## Lights are on. Nobody home.
They're lying.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 4, 2019:
## Only nine billion Scoville units.
Hard to argue
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 4, 2019:
## If I had a child, it'd be working in the fields.
Ballmer peak. Get drunk and write better code! Heard about this on the radio. ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 4, 2019:
## Best excuse for a three martini ever!
Good morning from Amsterdam! And now we wait ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 4, 2019:
## Okay. What's the wait all about? For the check to arrive?
Nature is beautiful
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 4, 2019:
## The future of leather.
Dinner at the Cafe in Amsterdam. Amazing food. Good times. Connie is pictured with her sister Heidi....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 3, 2019:
## Too bad those pictures don't have a description of what kind of food it is.
A present for ME?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 3, 2019:
## More like "Oh boy! I can play with the wrapping."
Bad time to be in Florida
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 3, 2019:
## Ohh -- sugary goodness on the horizon.
I'm wondering...if your romantic partner were no longer able to perform sexually, would you be ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 3, 2019:
## First wife said if she couldn't provide me with sex, she'd hunt down another gal for me. "No telling what you'd bring home," she said.
Trump says his “real opponent” in 2020 election isn’t Democrats, it’s the “fake news ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 3, 2019:
## Fact checking fills him with dread.
One Love me...honk
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 3, 2019:
## I'm stealing it and sending it abroad -- to a cute broad. πŸ˜›πŸ€ͺ⛹️‍♀️
Some of my favorite escapes Viceroy Tiger Swallowtail Monarch Tiger Swallowtail Amato Shrimp ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 3, 2019:
## The first four are flying though my yard this week. I'm waiting for the sulfur butterflies next. A few of those are fish.
My extended family and I made it to the last day of the State Fair in Pueblo. Had a great day ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 3, 2019:
## Any hash brownie stands?
Trump+pancreatic cancer=justice
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 3, 2019:
## That's a longing to see him suffer, not justice.
1937 Himsl Zeppelin Roadliner Labatts streamliner trailer 1947 Just some trippy rigs
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 3, 2019:
## Which country was the factory located in?
Well...It's TRUE!!!!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 3, 2019:
## As a child, I'd go "What's *that*?" That was the start of many a dumb question that was richly rewarded. Today I'm shameless enough to keep asking the dumb question.
It happens.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 2, 2019:
## Took longer than five minutes.
How @metalhead222 caught me! Lol
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 2, 2019:
## Somebody tell me what *all* those things are. I know what the beer and the cheetos are but the rest leaves me flat.
Hi in the chatroom if anyone is around.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 2, 2019:
## A prissy woman drug me away from the chat room, lest I be led astray by the wicked.
Interesting...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 2, 2019:
## The ideal present for those who want to give a fuck.
Pinterest Trailer Park Shit ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 2, 2019:
## It's an upgrade from the snooty Yankee hot dish: dry white bread toast.
Good Morning Everyone. Cool and rainy here What about small acts? When multiplied by millons can ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 2, 2019:
>Cool and rainy here At dawn it was the lower 60's and heated up rapidly. Because of violent union busting in Dixie, joining a union is next to impossible.
Giggles.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 2, 2019:
## Doves are good eats. Until you have a bird feeder, you won't know those "peaceful" doves take names and kick the asses of other birds. Doves are mean little snits.
I love punning in Python....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 2, 2019:
## Hecky durn. You got the Vikings singing the spam chorus.
sun tzu, the art of war, "if your enemy is arrogant or vain, you have the advantage. If he is ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 2, 2019:
## Sounds like Trump to me.
She was a blond. A blond that would make a bishop kick a hole in a stain glass window -- Micky ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 2, 2019:
## Before he was yanked off of NPR, Garrison Keeler had a parody detective series on his radio show. Garrison had more take offs on that line than anyone.
CELICE. - Noun...also known as a sackcloth, was originally a garment or undergarment made of ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 2, 2019:
## Sounds like it would make one of the top ten of dumb things humans have done.
Life is an Illusion, a Dream, a Bubble, a Shadow. Nothing is Real. Nothing is worthy of ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 2, 2019:
## "Time is an illusion. Lunch time doubly so." -- Douglas Adams.
Connie and I made it safely to Amsterdam. Resting and drinking coffee before we explore!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 2, 2019:
## What have you seen/done so far?
Just sharing the love..
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 2, 2019:
## Ah's a young innocent, ah is.
Ya Danial, we don't like rug burn either.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 2, 2019:
## Wait until he finds a sweet little thing that wants to shave his tasty bits. Thar me buckos are tales to tell that cross eyes.
Anally didn't get this one at first....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 2, 2019:
## Scatological humor strikes!
Not her best...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 1, 2019:
## Before and after I've slept with her.
Who remembers these metal lunchboxes? They are collector items. Did anyone save theirs? Which one ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 1, 2019:
The reason they're collector's items is they were given to children who banged them up and tore 'em up. Cheap thin metal.
Went to a reunion in Louisiana. A reunion of descendants of my mother's mother's parents. My ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 1, 2019:
>The Old Testament is pre-Christian. Jesus didn't show up until the New Testament, that being mostly about him. Not entirely. A couple of the Old Testament books included defining which house the messiah would come from and other things to look for. Jesus failed on several of those descriptions, which rabbis will gladly tell you about.
No need for salt and pepper, seasoning are built right in.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 1, 2019:
## Because cannibals refer to eating their tribal enemies as "long pig" I'd recommend BBQ sauce.
Connie and I made it safely to Amsterdam. Resting and drinking coffee before we explore!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 1, 2019:
## Watch out for tall women on bicycles.
Is the consumption of pork taboo you?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 1, 2019:
## I'm looking for a nearby deli. Not Jewish.
[jta.org] Jeffrey Epstein criminal case was closed Thursday, August 29, 2019. What does this ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 1, 2019:
It means they **can** be charged and damages **can** be sought from his victims. If and when are in the wait and see group.
The kids know the score
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 1, 2019:
## Toot, toot, you snoot.
All they need now is banjos playing in the background... [youtu.be]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 1, 2019:
## Sounds like bullshit to me.
To preface this, I'm not opposed to dating, I just think I'm not necessarily looking to date right ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 31, 2019:
WWF? World Wildlife Federation?
Yesterday's forecast
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 31, 2019:
Last I hear it might come aground in South Carolina. Not that I know anybody living there. πŸ˜‰πŸ€£
Well... Connie and I are excited and anxious... We're flying out to Amsterdam, this evening. So, ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 31, 2019:
## Petunia was disappointed she couldn't order a breakfast in a coffee shop in Amsterdam. She had hoped it'd be like a Starbucks instead of all that smoke.
Good Morning People - all the people. Enjoy the beautiful weather if you have it. Stay safe if you ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 31, 2019:
Just got back from the grand tour of farmer's markets and second hand stores. Didn't run across anyone holding a yard sale. Among several other things, I got a salad shooter. Now I can blindfold and execute salads at dawn. πŸ˜‰πŸ€£
Really hoping that Hurricane Dorian demolishes all Trump's FL properties this weekend.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 31, 2019:
## Hecky durn. Petunia says the hurricane has changed course and may miss Florida entirely.
words of wisdom
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 31, 2019:
## Most people figure even the most complex machinery doesn't need any directions, especially if they have to assemble it.
How's your knowledge of medical terminology? One member of Monty Python, Grauam Chapman, was ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 30, 2019:
## It'd be much better with captions.
Robert Crumb did a cartoon on the Trumps way back when! 1989 [dangerousminds.net]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 30, 2019:
## Love Crumb but I haven't found an underground comic book store in a very long time.
Oh well.... I guess god doesn't agree [youtube.com]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 30, 2019:
## When Petunia hears me comment about things religious, she steps away from me. She figures when God throws the lighting bolts, His aim might be off.
This is us!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 30, 2019:
## Tim likes to say "fuck." That's because he thinks it will draw the sexually active to him. Tim has been mislead. We're going to kill him and have him for dinner.
Maybe they should put his claims to the test
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 30, 2019:
## Come on, you king of the Jews -- J.C. Superstar.
Just when you were thinking that the Christian far right could get more stupid they up their game ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 30, 2019:
## It looked like three guys at the service, one of which bounced his balls off of a tomb stone. Two of them gave each other a French kiss over the tomb stone. Meh. Slow day in a small town.