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Happy Valentines Day!!!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 14, 2020:

## . . . What does Brutus get?

Runnn🏃🏃🐿️

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 14, 2020:

## Stolen and sent to Petunia. Petunia likes dirty jokes as long as I don't tell them anyplace where other people can hear them.

Tonight I was watching Babylon 5 and Stargate and people were reading newspapers.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 14, 2020:

During my life time newspapers have been in a steady decline for decade. It's unlikely on a spaceship, they'd have newspapers. The only serious reason to have a newspaper in the 21th century is for grocery ads and stuff not adquately covered by the electronic media, such as death notices. When people started having their coupons scanned instead of clipped, the future has become set for newspaper -- they won't surrive the 25th century. The bulk of a newspaper's income is advertizing. Lot cheaper to put your classified on line than in a newspaper.

I just finished a fascinating article about artist Barbara Kruger.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 13, 2020:

>narcissistic conscience ## There's people without that?

My contribution to V day 😂 Hey , could had be worse !!!🦇🦇🦇 [youtu.be]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 13, 2020:

## I want the big doggie costume for two.

Got to be prepared

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 13, 2020:

## Meaningful advice.

Not sure if this is me.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 12, 2020:

## Only good to be tossed?

Indeed it is

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 12, 2020:

## Stolen. I got camping groups to amuse.

Found out where it came from! Lol!!!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 12, 2020:

## Whites only.

Good Evening Everyone! Been watchng coverage of the NH primary of MSNBC and saw someone I knew from...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 12, 2020:

## I was binge watching *A Series of Unfortunate Events* instead. Who names their kid Lemony?

love is in the air

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 12, 2020:

## I got bulk mailing rates on my Valentine cards.🤩😇💘

Wow! I didn't know that!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 11, 2020:

## Does anyone refer to blacks as "negros"?

I am a Big - David Bromberg fan... and this is one of my favorites. [youtu.be]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 11, 2020:

## That makes me wonder if I should buy a CD of his for the car to irritate the wife. His ballard reminds me of Arlo Guthery (sp?), one of my favorite artists. Wife prefers half flat CW.

This is adulthood.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 10, 2020:

## That's not the half of it. Once I hand Petunia her coffee, we go through the potential breakfast menu I **could prepare for her** with her whinning "I don't know" along with the confused look of "Nooooo....." "Reheated quiche?" "I don't know" "Left over biscuits with freshly made sausage gravy?" "I don't know" "Instant oatmeal with brown sugar?" "I don't know" "Cold cereal? How about the whole oats with almond stuff? "I don't know" "Chocolate cake with your coffee?" "I don't know" "I could re-heat the chicken al king and serve it over garlic toast." "Noooo....." "Reheat the home made chili?" "Nooooo...." Look of disgust follows. "Scrambled eggs and toast?" ""I don't know" Urge to kill rises. Profanity looms.

SCLERODERMA.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 10, 2020:

## It's why Crusty the clown doesn't need make up.

UPDATE: This pm before my Humanist Group I examined my car for damages.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 10, 2020:

## My grandmother (RIP) had a 40 year old luxury car used about once a month. It had regular oil changes while being used as a back up for my grandfather's truck. Someone put a dent in the bumper. The insurance company declared the car totalled and repossessed it.

San Francisco Parking Space Selling for $100,000 A parking space in a San Francisco parking ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 10, 2020:

> The question is, what happens when some schmuck parks in your spot? The garage staff has them towed away at the offender's cost. When I was in New York City, they were advertizing parking spots for $600 a month as if it was a **steal.** My guess is today the same spots are $1,200 a month. The big deal is there is one public parking space for every three cars. The traffic is so slow, you're better off owning a bicycle to get around town. That being said it's far more reasonable to get around NYC using public transportation and arranging for a rental car for those times a person wants to leave town.

That's Horrible. Where?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 10, 2020:

## Major detail, according to the source :*.$5,000 up front x 30 = $150,000 being trousered by a brand new company with a brand new website. Unnamed island, no guarantee that the young ladies aren't Anne Widdecombe's sisters, no ABTA, no ATOL guarantee, probably run by coked up crazed Columbian gangsters, best of luck complaining to Carlos or Pablo once you get there! This "offer" is the virtual definition of "buyer beware". *" For about $10,000 I think I could find a two or three hookers working in rotating shifts, a suitable amount of drugs and rent out a boat with a captain and Gilligan for three days at sea.

Wuhan faced with a 2nd Virus: Christians are distributing facemasks on the streets of Wuhan as an ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 9, 2020:

"Want a mask that might stop you from catching a deadly disease? It is free." "Sure, buddy." "Have I told you about Jezzuss?" "Have I told you about the FSM and His meatball delights?" I use free gifts from the Christians to spread my word back at them. Hey, I'll take a freebie for any excuse. It's my SOP when I go to summer festivals where church groups hand out free bottles of water.

Reports from/about one of our strongest historical allies.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 9, 2020:

## Beyond repair? Depends on if Mr. Madness stays in office with or without winning an election.

RECIDIVIST.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 9, 2020:

## Here in gringo land once they started running prisions for profit, this word occured frequently in describing a large percentage of our population. Thus it became a common word. With the possible exceptions of North Korea and China, we lock up more people than anyone. We are crazy gumballs.

Tantivy adverb At full gallop: to ride tantivy.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 8, 2020:

"Tantivy is an adverb as well as a noun that refers to a rapid gallop. ... The noun does double duty as a word meaning "the blare of a trumpet or horn." This is probably due to confusion with tantara, a word for the sound of a trumpet that came about as an imitation of that sound." www.dictionary.com › browse › tantivy Let us now execute the previous lexicon writer.

Denouement: 2.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 8, 2020:

## The kind of defination I like to hear, complete with how to pronouce it and examples how it's used.

A gaggle of memes

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 8, 2020:

## All good. BTW, what's "goo gone"?

Grill it till it talks.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 8, 2020:

## Moan.

In the bathroom stall...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 8, 2020:

## I go to places too classy to have writing on the bathroom wall.

Not an uncommon word, but a very different meaning.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 8, 2020:

## In a previous century when I had a citizen band (CB) radio in the truck, I never heard it used.

T shirt of the day!!!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 8, 2020:

## I bought a t-shirt this week that says "Drinks well with others."

a·pi·ar·y /ˈāpēˌerē/ noun noun: apiary; plural noun: apiaries a place where bees are ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 8, 2020:

## I have several beehives. It shocks people when I tell them "I sell my honey." Never say "Love me, love my pets." Don't, for the love of Mike, pet my bees. Why I've had the little rascals hang off the side of my veil, shaking it violently yelling "We gonna get you sucker!" Makes a nice conversation starter.

Black gold

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 8, 2020:

## Popular mythology. The US EXPORTS OIL. Fighting for oil that sells on the global market for a wide range of countries is something people want to lie about.

QUID.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 8, 2020:

## What is the difference between pound and pound sterling?

Aldi is a chain store.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 7, 2020:

## Most of the planet doesn't use toilet paper.

When magic turns your rod in to a snake......

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 7, 2020:

## A bent crank shaft will get the same result.

Some Bertrand Russell...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 7, 2020:

## When I was a child, I saw him on a talk show with Dick Cavet. He seemed to have the dangerous habit of *making too much sense.*

The verdict is in: The senate did not uphold their Solemn oath to act as an impartial jury.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 6, 2020:

## We the people includes 30 to 40 percent that support Trump.

A cat's prayer.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 6, 2020:

## Percy, my Tom cat, never tucks himself in.

How could you not?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 5, 2020:

## Okay, said the young innocent, what is cilt?

MALADROIT.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 4, 2020:

## How shall we describe Homer Simpson's woodworking skills?

Reduce, reuse, recycle. Use less plastic.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 4, 2020:

## Here it's common to be served a meal in a red plastic bowl lined with wax paper with worthless plastic knives and forks and beverage served inside a paper cup. Makes me wonder if they have trouble washing dishes.

It's 7:11 PM and I'm going in the Chatroom for a while if anyone wants to chat!!!!!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 4, 2020:

At that hour, I was fixing dinner for Petunia. She insisted on mashed potatoes and hamburger patties slathered in brown mushroom gravy made from scratch. Sounds like an Irish woman to me.

I'm sure a lot of you watched the Super Bowl yesterday.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 3, 2020:

>I don't give a shit about sports. ## That's why I didn't want the Super Bowl. However, I'm waiting for You Tube to run all their commercials on a video the second I can find it.

Working at home today.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 3, 2020:

>This trial was fixed by Criminal McConnell. Agree/Disagree? ## I'm a disagreeable cuss. The big gig is when the head of your political party says something and shots fire at you if you disagree, it's political suicide for Republicans to disagree with Trump. Since it requires the senate 2/3 majority to bounce his ass out of office, the odds are he'll stay in office.

According to my groundhog, you'll be freezing to death.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 3, 2020:

## The *2020 Old Farmer's Almanac* says we'll have an early spring.

LOQUACIOUS.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 3, 2020:

## People with that characteristic were prime traveling companions when I had long trips in a pick up truck with a busted cassette/radio player.

Hi, I’m Cherie from coastal Alabama.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 3, 2020:

## I used to baffle people when I told them Mobile, AL, has the oldest Mari Gras.

Who are you voting for?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 2, 2020:

## I think you've gone nuts with exclaimation and question marks.

Wake up sleepies! I am bored...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 2, 2020:

## Can't imagine why or when you got bored. Did you try to stay at the bar after closing time? Petunia kept me up late last night because a severe headache made her barf between midnight to 1:30 a.m. Luckily she found a trash can with a plastic bag liner next to the bed. I brought her two boxes face tissues (she emptied the first box), a glass of Brita pitcher water and breath mints. At first she complained she didn't need them, followed by her using all three. After she'd had phrase one of barfing, she relocated to the recliner in the living room. She relocated to the recliner because: 1) In the recliner, she could watch television in a relatively upright position. 2) The recliner is also next to a trash can with a plastic liner. She used it as well. 3) Keep me awake in case she needed additional pampering. Number three didn't work because I fell asleep after wave six of the dry heaves. When I woke up she had turned off the television and went back to bed. This morning, I took out the vomit filled trash can bags outside. Then I burned an incense stick to cover the strench from the vomit. It wasn't boring. You wouldn't have wanted to have been there.

KLEPTOCRACY - Noun.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 2, 2020:

## Is there no way I can participate in discussions in this web site without hearing about the Trump administration?

Doesn't the bible condone some of them?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 2, 2020:

## Hey, I rape and murder all I want. I don't want to do that, therefore I don't do it.

What would you decorate your baked potato with?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 1, 2020:

## Butter, sour cream, chives and bacon bits.

Hi Everyone! Happy Saturday! Woke up this morning with a purpose - get my hair done.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 1, 2020:

## I would rather attend Mari Gras. Fat Tuesday is this month.

JEROBOAM.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 1, 2020:

## Now replaced by box wine. Now I get to find out if people living outside of American know what box wines.

GOP Pinata would be a more appropriate name for this group following the fiasco in the senate, and ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 1, 2020:

## Assumming Trump re-election is a flop, we'll still have the people who voted for him around.

Happy Saturday Morning all

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 1, 2020:

## Bed hair strikes!

Quite the disappointment there major

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 31, 2020:

## Blow me down.

The proper word for my gardening tool.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 31, 2020:

## It's new to gringos because it's a "British noun." The gringos don't live in the UK.

Yet another guy on Instagram sent me a follower request that consisted of simply, “Hello, ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 29, 2020:

## If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?🤣🤣 The larger story is it's typical to go on dating sites where the company set up fake accounts for women and when when women leave the organization, the dating site doesn't take down their account. The end run is if a guy has to send out 100's of inquiries, it'll tend to be generic because of time constraints. Besides originality is in short supply.

Being a "non believer" does that cause cynical sarcasm?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 29, 2020:

## Not so much sarcasm as asking more questions than people can stand.

Afternoon delighted

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 28, 2020:

## They stole her garder belt!

Completely logical...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 28, 2020:

## Well, no. One of the great answers about nudest beaches is "Nobody gets their pecker hard watching naked people amble about." Don't take my word for it. Go forth, visit a nude beach, drop your underwear and find out. If you tell them I sent you, they'll say "Who?"

Needed social media buttons.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 28, 2020:

## How 'bout this button for those with the tortured spelling and grammar?

A little light reading...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 28, 2020:

## Kid, you can never have enough bathrooms for the orgy.

Update: - Dinner down the hall and around the corner wasn't that bad.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 28, 2020:

>Oh well drinks were cheap-$5. Around these parts, $3 during happy hour; $4 afterwards. Higher if the band is playing. Holding up congressional funds to make a trade off to advance a political campaign is a high crime, regardless. Doesn't matter if Bideb's son was butt fucking puppy dogs, the defence is raising a red herring. One crime doesn't justify another one.

cyclopia sahy-kloh-pee-uh noun a very rare syndrome of severe facial dysmorphism From Ancient ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 26, 2020:

## Coming next: explaining what dysmorphism is.

Doing dishes

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 26, 2020:

## Someone wasn't paying attention to the F stop.

Just gave Tux a bath my daughter helped she added the shampoo while I held a very unhappy kitty.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 26, 2020:

## A gal told me when she washed her cat, she put a small screen window in the bottom of the tub. When the water hit the cat, it's claws snagged into the screen and that kept it from lashing out.

Bus·y·bod·y (bĭz′ē-bŏd′ē) n.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 26, 2020:

## In the 1900's busy body mirrors were common. They were designed for people who wanted to sit inside and watch the action on the street while remaining undetected.

Good Saturday Everyone! Soon I'll be off to my Freethinkers Brunch Group and then this pm playing ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 25, 2020:

## For meeting with the locals, I'll be hauling trash to the dump today. It amazes me how friendly people are when they're throwing garbage off the side of a clift at the landfill.

Trump's Aborted Fetuses to Speak at Pro-Choice Rally - Alternative Facts

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 25, 2020:

## Satire. The source refers to a Facebook page. It says ". . . the spokesperson for the fetuses, it was decided among them that Trump’s “personal experience with abortion” had to be “put out there” in order to “broadcast his rank and truly obvious hypocrisy.”

Space Force now has a logo?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 25, 2020:

## The logo was stolen from *Star Trek.*

CHAV.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 25, 2020:

## Another reason to not visit Chatham in Kent: they use words unknown to gringos.

Trump's reelection campaign kicks off 'in the name of Jesus Christ' JESUS CHRIST! ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 25, 2020:

## I find it difficult to contrast Christ's voluntary poverty message to the prosperity gospel of the right wing evangelists. They're not in the same boat.

Conway Claims MLK’s Vision Didn’t Include Impeaching Trump Who Fights For “Unity, Equality”...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 25, 2020:

## >There you can fuck the idiot out of her! Speaking as an experienced slut with vast and ponderous sexual experience, **that never happens.** People don't rack up IQ points from good sex. Besides it wouldn't set well with Petunia who has been waiting for me to stray.

What a beauty!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 24, 2020:

## Yea, I'm an elbow man.

Happy Friday all

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 24, 2020:

## Spray on olive oil?

Gold standard - body painting, anyone?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 24, 2020:

## Spray paint makes her hair stick at wild angles.

BRUSQUE.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 24, 2020:

## All this time I thought the origin was brute or brutish.

When empaths have had enough.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 24, 2020:

## Wandering through the woods in a long flowing robe is not practical.

Yulia Zubova

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 24, 2020:

## See what happens when you buy her jewelry?

That would be bad.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 24, 2020:

## Dicks one thru 246 need not apply. 😂😂😂

Anyone have an opinion on this statement?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 23, 2020:

## The "good" ones are ones in transistion between relationships/marriage. The real gig is people pair up during formal school when they're matched largely by age and class. People want romance with someone that is like themselves, making school ideal. After graduation the "good" ones are rapidly snapped up for long term relationships. Those that aren't, are the left overs. Sometimes the left overs are merely those of a different age/economic class than those looking for a relationship.

So here's Ms Sabrina Lynn...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 23, 2020:

## I remain amazed I used to find well stuffed bikinis by wandering by them with a metal detector on the beach. They'd stop me and asked me questions about what I'd found and if the metal detector worked. This let to conversations and potentially a wild romance. The strangest gig is most guys think women like this are our of their league and therefore don't approach them. On the other extreme, I'm shameless with hot babes.

Happy Thursday all!!!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 23, 2020:

## Fire the hair dresser!

Because poverty like incest is all relative right?....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 23, 2020:

## None of the memes mention incest. Mentioning incest seems to be one of your favorite topics. California, your home state, has 14% of the population living in poverty. One of the five top states for poverty (20%) is New Mexico. Does 6% difference between the two states cause Trump support and incest? Your logic is a non sequitur. Source: http://worldpopulationreview.com/states/poverty-rate-by-state/

Ms Leanna Decker

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 22, 2020:

## We were having lunch yesterday.

And The Batshittiest of the Batshit Believers Award goes to: "a member had a vision, telling the ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 21, 2020:

## "I had a vision -- can't show that vision to anyone else so you got to take my word for it." Don't mind me. I'll be roasting marshmellows by the burning bush.

Karate Hottie redux

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 20, 2020:

## I've had that bathtub. Now where's the naked women?

You're welcome