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Trump Pinata
Jan 30, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
If you got to steal, steal from the best.
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Memes R Us
Jan 30, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
Orange is the new black.
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Memes R Us
Jan 30, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
Mysterious strangers know me well.
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Memes R Us
Jan 30, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
Two heads are better than one.
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Memes R Us
Jan 30, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
Have a drink.
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Memes R Us
Jan 30, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
Travel Advisory gives it four stars.
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Memes R Us
Jan 29, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
There are times I've wondered if this is an invalid assessment.
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Memes R Us
Jan 29, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
Petunia and I have taken one sea cruise. She packs like the meme. She can't understand why I don't want to take another cruise.
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Memes R Us
Jan 29, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
Live dangerously.
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Memes R Us
Jan 29, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
I wonder where they put that monument.
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Memes R Us
Jan 29, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
It explains a lot.
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Memes R Us
Jan 29, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
Does this work for the polar bear club?
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Memes R Us
Jan 29, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
Just for the ladies.
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Memes R Us
Jan 29, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
It's my cut off point.
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Camping for adults in Dixie (no children)
Jan 29, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
There is a KOA (Kampgrounds of America) in Florida near Flagler Beach that has a series of canals to drain the swamp. Otherwise it's like every other KOA I've ever stayed at. Do NOT pitch a tent there. The standard reasons not to pitch a tent at a ...
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Memes R Us
Jan 29, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
As a child, forced to attend vacation bible school (VBS) I asked about the same question. My teachers crossed their arms and glared at me instead of giving me an answer.
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The Escapees- - Hide here!
Jan 29, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
They'll put the hoodoo on you: "Meanwhile, the lights inside Catland have gone out and the ritual is beginning. The so-called coven and its guests sit around effigies of Brett Kavanaugh, Donald Trump, and “fuckface Mitch McConnell.” There are ...
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Memes R Us
Jan 28, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
Give it a few years.
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Memes R Us
Jan 28, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
Opening all those little packages was the hard part.
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Memes R Us
Jan 27, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
If you're living in Canada next month . . .
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Memes R Us
Jan 27, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
Warning: old fart's pun ahead.
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Memes R Us
Jan 27, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
Say, what's that buzzing sound?
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Memes R Us
Jan 27, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
Stand back. He's about to jump. Meh.
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Memes R Us
Jan 27, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
She's still out there.
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Memes R Us
Jan 27, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
Why didn't I do this when I was in public school? On second thought I shouldn't ask.
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Memes R Us
Jan 27, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! ...
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Memes R Us
Jan 27, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
Washing your monkey makes it happier.
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Memes R Us
Jan 27, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
Been there. If they didn't jump the sidewalk and come after me, my traveling buddy walked in front of them.
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Memes R Us
Jan 27, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
I use this motto on the woman who lives with me. She's not buying.
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Memes R Us
Jan 27, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
I know this guy!
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Memes R Us
Jan 27, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
I bought these.
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Memes R Us
Jan 27, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
One of fundamentalism's stranger theories.
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Camping for adults in Dixie (no children)
Jan 27, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
Sometimes it seems to take forever to get a charcoal fire going and that's why I got an old rusty coffee can with the bottom cut out of it. First I set the can on the bottom of a BBQ grate. Then I put a layer of dryer lint soaked in candle wax and ...
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Camping for adults in Dixie (no children)
Jan 25, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
In organized campgrounds I pay attention people who depart at crack of dawn. When they go, they leave left over fire wood behind. When I get up at crack of dawn, I wander around the campground picking up their firewood. When I get back to my ...
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Memes R Us
Jan 24, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
I have a plan. Not a good plan.
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Memes R Us
Jan 24, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
I worry about being ship wrecked here.
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Memes R Us
Jan 24, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
Those were the dazes.
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Leftists
Jan 24, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
Why would anyone vote against recreational marijuana? The same reason people didn't want prohibition to end: no more home delivery. Now for something totally different:
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Camping for adults in Dixie (no children)
Jan 21, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
Late one night in a campground the air mattress was half inflated when Petunia decided she needed to use the campground lady's room. She got off the air mattress and my side of the mattress went down. All the air went to where she had been sleeping....
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The Escapees- - Hide here!
Jan 20, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
Because it's over an hour before dawn here, I poured myself an espresso laced with chocolate syrup and aspartame. Considering I drink espresso by the mug instead of an ounce in a demitasse, Starbucks would have wanted a down payment on my wake up ...
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Camping for adults in Dixie (no children)
Jan 19, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
On cold nights in the woods, I like to put a jug full of water close the campfire. Later, I'll roll the jug to the bottom of the sleeping bag and keep my feet warm for the next few hours.
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Bible Belt Survivors
Jan 17, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
Back in my hometown of Pensacola, FL, all the street preachers came from a Pensacola Christian College (PCC). They pick a street corner and yell at passing motorists. It's one of their college courses. One of them tried that act on the commons at ...
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Camping for adults in Dixie (no children)
Jan 16, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
Unico State Park is a romantic cheapskate’s resort for the wallet busting tourist trap city of Helen, Georgia, a few miles away. Helen is among the top must see cities in Georgia because it successfully recreates the German alps without hearing ...
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Camping for adults in Dixie (no children)
Jan 16, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
Neatest piece of backpacking gear I ever found is a pocket rocket. It's a thumb gas burner. It's light and saves space in the backpack -- the two highest priority items on a backpacker's list. Before I got it I used a sterno stove. It was good for...
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Camping for adults in Dixie (no children)
Jan 15, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
Helpful hint of the day. When camping at a sandy beach, bring the aluminum pie pans from frozen pies. Once you discover sand doesn't hold down tent stakes, drive the stake through the pan and fill up the pan with sand. Put the tent opening facing...
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Camping for adults in Dixie (no children)
Jan 14, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
One running gag on the Smurfs is when they're hiking. While they're heading down the bunny trail, one of the Smurfs will ask "Papa Smurf is it much further?" Papa Smurf always says "No, it's not much further." The exchange continues several dozen ...
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Camping for adults in Dixie (no children)
Jan 13, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
There is an old motto "If the van is a rocking, don't come knocking." Many is a camping trip where a gal explained to me if the camper was rocking the others in the camp ground would figure out we had sex when we were finished. Tell me why this ...
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Carolina Club
Jan 12, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
Clemson University celebrations didn't want to end this morning.
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Trump Pinata
Jan 12, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
Just because I've collected too many Trump memes . . .
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Camping for adults in Dixie (no children)
Jan 12, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
So there we were, camping on terribly romantic Hurricane Lake in Alabama when the hog noises of the bull frogs went off. Bullfrogs are big frogs. Sun goes down; the frogs start sounding like hogs in heat. The smaller frogs and toads started sounding ...
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The Escapees- - Hide here!
Jan 12, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
Have a cow, mon.
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Camping for adults in Dixie (no children)
Jan 11, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
Summer in Dixie is brutally hot with steaming humidity. One of my favorite escapes is Mount Pisgah on the Blue Ridge Parkway 35 miles north of Ashville, NC. It's the highest campground on the parkway (5,700 feet). In August it's like the place has ...
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Camping for adults in Dixie (no children)
Jan 10, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
Best canoe trip I ever took was on the slow moving Blackwater Creek at the Blackwater State Park, possibly the LEAST used campground I've ever visited. The park is near the nowhere, do nothing, got nothing, broad spot on the road community of ...
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The Escapees- - Hide here!
Jan 10, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
After posting memes like this on Facebook, I got banned from posting on Facebook.
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Hike, Climb, Paddle
Jan 9, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
I'm a master at small boat handling. However, the gal I want to take for a canoe camping trip refuses to go because first time she got in my new canoe she ignored my directions and turned it over while trying to get in. After that, she didn't want to...
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Camping for adults in Dixie (no children)
Jan 7, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
I collect dryer lint and stuff it in empty cardboard egg cartons. When my candle gets too low to burn, I melt it down and pour it in the carton. Best fire starter ever, even for wet wood.
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Camping for adults in Dixie (no children)
Jan 7, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
One of my favorite places visit is Table Rock State Park in South Carolina. It's got a lake, rental boats and hiking trails along streams with minor water falls along the way. Pictured below is one of the dozens of minor waterfalls on their short ...
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Camping for adults in Dixie (no children)
Jan 6, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
The Smokey Mountains National Forest’s main highway crosses from North Carolina to Tennessee by a grinding slow trip following a hellishly hair pin route. Commercial trucks are not permitted go through the main route through the park, the ...
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Love & Relationships
Jan 6, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
It got up to 60f (16c) Saturday. It was a good day to take in a walking tour of Helen, GA, in the north Georgia mountains. It's a tourist trap town that pretends to be located in the German alps. The restaurants serve the best wurst. I went for a...
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Hike, Climb, Paddle
Jan 5, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
Every year I get a bigger tent so I can move around and put more gear inside. Pictured below is my tent next to the more typical dome tent. What do your tents look like?
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Love & Relationships
Jan 1, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
I went back to college just before AARP hunted me down to join their ranks. I went to college a second time all the WRONG reasons: I wanted to be an English major. English majors are mostly in their late teens and early 20's. They plan to teach ...
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Religion & Spirituality
Dec 31, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by WonderWartHog99
One of the things I've always noticed about the bible belt is they have a grudge against "book learning." Conversely the worst their spelling and grammar is, the more likely they are to a fundamentalists.
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Religion & Spirituality
Dec 31, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by WonderWartHog99
Got kicked off of Facebook because I had said that there is no "true Christian" any more than there is no "true Scotchman." It is a theory that they exist. It's a theory they can exist but nobody can name anyone living or dead who is one. I ...
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