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Open states, close border?

SeaGreenEyez comments on Apr 21, 2020:

"The move “had been under consideration for a while,” a senior administration official told NBC News." Yes. Yes it has been. This has been under consideration since white people raped and pillaged the land from Native Americans and it's been an obsession for too many aging white men since ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 21, 2020:

@SeaGreenEyez >The simple fact you obviously just want someone to argue with makes me think you eat McDonald's. Nobody **ADMITS** to eating at McDonald's. That's why I said "billions and billions served. Three people admit to being regulars." They shove food out the window so nobody sees the customer eats at McDonald's. People are embarrassed seen inside eating inside McDonald's. That's why when people SAY they would NEVER eat there, I try not to roll my eyes. For a comic description of what role fast food has in America, see: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkzJXUtBLHI

Cov.

ugly comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Can't help you.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 21, 2020:

@VAL3941 >I don't want your women I didn't say you did want them. I did mention a guy in Ghana who wanted me to send him a wife and why us gringos couldn't pick out an American woman to help you out. What I was doing was agreeing with Ugly why we can't help you. >we have our own if you can get close to them After Petunia decides she has had enough of me, cover my air fare to South Africa and watch me work my wonders. Stand in awe. >Why, are you also on lockdown? It's a global thing from India to Italy. Our rates for getting the plague continue to soar. Thanks to our Great Orange Buffoon in Chief, we only have test kits for 2% of the population.

It was bad enough when the trump Gestapo was swiping medical equipment bound for other ...

altschmerz comments on Apr 20, 2020:

Maybe we should stop paying federal taxes.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 21, 2020:

@altschmerz The feds are experts at tracking me down for me to join your tax dodging protest. You're on your own.

Open states, close border?

NHjulie comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Knowing the people in this administration, I'm sure there is some sort of nefarious reason for this.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 21, 2020:

It was done to appeal to Trump's racist base of ill informed voters.

Open states, close border?

SeaGreenEyez comments on Apr 21, 2020:

"The move “had been under consideration for a while,” a senior administration official told NBC News." Yes. Yes it has been. This has been under consideration since white people raped and pillaged the land from Native Americans and it's been an obsession for too many aging white men since ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 21, 2020:

@SeaGreenEyez >Can't imagine why ANYONE would want to go It isn't an issue if you would WANT to go. It's a question of why he hasn't invited you. Could it be the White House staff has never heard of you? It's fairly common for well known people, even entire sports teams, to turn down invitations to the Trump White House. > I don't eat shit from Mc Donald's Billions and billions served world wide. Three people admit to being regulars.

Cov.

ugly comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Can't help you.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 21, 2020:

Imagine the difficult in convincing a woman that you're sending her to South Africa to meet a guy she ought to hump. I had to explain that to a guy in Ghana who want me to send him an American woman to be his new bride. Sure. Put a stamp on her forehead. Mail her off. Got a few spares on my front porch waiting for him. 😏🌍 There are reasons there are the Great Unlaid. Surly bitches will be sure to give you too many reasons without any prompting at all. Stay tuned Bat Fans.

It was bad enough when the trump Gestapo was swiping medical equipment bound for other ...

altschmerz comments on Apr 20, 2020:

Maybe we should stop paying federal taxes.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 21, 2020:

"We" mon amie?

Open states, close border?

SeaGreenEyez comments on Apr 21, 2020:

"The move “had been under consideration for a while,” a senior administration official told NBC News." Yes. Yes it has been. This has been under consideration since white people raped and pillaged the land from Native Americans and it's been an obsession for too many aging white men since ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 21, 2020:

> . . .since white people raped and pillaged the land from Native Americans. . . . To the victors go the spoils. Can't imagine why you haven't been invited to White House dinners. 😇😏

Why?.... The food there tastes like shit....

Zoohome comments on Apr 20, 2020:

I do not miss it. Actually, there are several food chains that would survive if up to me.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 21, 2020:

For me that would be a small local restaurant chain, Skins. It is a hot dog chain. Everyone else overloads their wieners with salt but not Skins. They assume you'll want your dog topped with chili.

"Ain't it the truth" The Cowardly Lion from the Wizard of OZ....

GEGR comments on Apr 16, 2020:

Why is the USA still here after 3 and half Years of this God Damned MADNESS .

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 20, 2020:

@praytothemilkjug Because those "tanned and well oiled young women" like to talk to me, my temporary spouse, Petunia, refuses to let me go on camping trips by my lonesome. Those gals have trouble getting their camp fires started. Therefore my camping trips include far too much fire starting materials. Once she sees me starting campfires for other people, Petunia has this annoying habit of ambling over to introduce herself. That's when the gals start introducing us to either their love interest, spouse or parent(s).

"Ain't it the truth" The Cowardly Lion from the Wizard of OZ....

GEGR comments on Apr 16, 2020:

Why is the USA still here after 3 and half Years of this God Damned MADNESS .

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 20, 2020:

@praytothemilkjug >You could really get things moving turn your property into a nudist colony! Odd you should say that. There are nearby nudist colonies which almost everyone ignores. Reason: they isolate their tiny clan behind fences. One may go to the park's office and pay a small fee to camp out by their lake. There is the nudest colony fantasy of wild sex with attractive young people. However what it turns into is family groups with a naked grandpa and his three three naked great grandchildren. I've been to a few nudist beaches and had my fantasy stomped on hard.

Sometimes I declare "Woo who!" only to find: Wooism Wooism n.

Petter comments on Apr 20, 2020:

Go see a witch doctor. At least his herbs, one in particular, might alleviate your condition. Certainly beat the homeo-pathetic stuff.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 20, 2020:

Don't forget visit TheDailyWoo on Youtube. On second thought. Forget it. I'm not a fan.

Sometimes I declare "Woo who!" only to find: Wooism Wooism n.

SukiSue comments on Apr 20, 2020:

And there is this: "Is it woo hoo or Whoo hoo? Woohoo is an exclamation of excitement or joy. Woohoo is typically used alone as an interjection preceding or following a sentence that explains what the excitement is about. It is also seen as woo-hoo, woo hoo, and whoo-hoo."

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 20, 2020:

Don't know which is the proper use. In my family there are certain or phrases that are used by use. I didn't know anyone else used the term. My late mother used the word cayapockus for a mischievous person.

He just can't help himself

silverotter11 comments on Apr 20, 2020:

trump proves on a daily basis that he is indeed a fucking moron.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 20, 2020:

Not only that he has to resort to hiring six figure le grand horizonals for sex.

Not really a meme...but it's got the raw materials....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 20, 2020:

## I used to keep my pencil behind my ear.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 20, 2020:

@Freespirit64 Pencil/ear placement was the custom of the people living in Brewton, Alabama. Most of their local farmers had a special metal cap for their pencils which they put in the breast pocket of their hog washer coveralls. I haven't seen one of those pencil caps since I left Brewton. I think the whole town was stuck in 1920 because it was common to see mule drawn wagons going cross town. It remains the ONLY place where I had my garbage can stolen. The police refused to investigate. If you think you've lived in a hick town, I want to share my tales of Brewton with you.

It's 4/20 time for deep thoughts

brentan comments on Apr 20, 2020:

I love being an alcoholic looking down on you drug addicts!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 20, 2020:

I include alcohol and caffeine in drugs, except that they are legal.

There is a new rap artist in town....

freedom41 comments on Apr 19, 2020:

They start another anytime now.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 20, 2020:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Not the normal intermission.... But intermission from all the crap in the world.

EricJones comments on Apr 20, 2020:

And we put that stuff on our toast. And you don't really want to know how it's really made in the hive.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 20, 2020:

When I say I'm a beekeeper, people want to know plenty about honey production. Often I reply to questions with bogus answers. One time a gal asked me "You went to a bee fair? What happens there?" "We put them on tiny little Ferris wheels, merry go grounds, bumper cars . . ."

Why?.... The food there tastes like shit....

callmedubious comments on Apr 20, 2020:

a horrible excuse for a restaurant. i remember once in Mesa i ordered a pint of beer. it turned out the "pint" was actually 10 ozs. never went back.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 20, 2020:

You whipped out a measuring cup to be sure?

Only in New Mexico! Lol

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 19, 2020:

## It's being held on without straps or visible means of support.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 20, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 This could get lurid and twisted.

"Ain't it the truth" The Cowardly Lion from the Wizard of OZ....

GEGR comments on Apr 16, 2020:

Why is the USA still here after 3 and half Years of this God Damned MADNESS .

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 20, 2020:

@praytothemilkjug >I do not mind Jesus, but keep him nailed up to his cross in your house. Catholics and main stream Lutherans don't try to convert you every second of every moment of contact, for the most part. With this group, you're preaching to the choir. In South Carolina we have the "corridor of shame." It is a series of counties where the schools are so underfunded, students share 20 year old text books between them and worry about the school's roof falling in on them. That's because local schools depend largely on local real estate taxes. Ergo if everyone lives in a shack, public school is going to suck giant donkey dicks. Anti-intellectualism is common here. I've often heard the locals use the phrase "book learning" and brag about finishing high school. What am I doing here? I frequently run off to the mountains for camping and backpacking. Additionally I like to hunt down their plentiful supply of waterfalls. I had been living in Florida which features flat and boring geology for 500 miles in all directions.

Interesting.

OldGoat43 comments on Apr 19, 2020:

Does your weight force shoot the wine into your mouth?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 20, 2020:

Not for use with light weights.

Having a conversation with Kate and we are trying to determine what trump is good for.

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 19, 2020:

Besides him helping his rich buddies and himself? Nothing. Spreading prejudice, and lies, but neither are good things. Hell, everything isn't good. Maybe that he might try to get medical cannabis legal in all states, or suppressors legal? The first is the best (but probably sign w/o reading), ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 19, 2020:

@dalefvictor I mention Petunia often in my posts, I always include an explanation who she is. I assume people don't jot down "Petunia, the Warthog's temporary and insignificant spouse" or commit my posts/replies to memory. When things MIGHT confuse them, explain it in simple terms. Lots of simpletons all over the place.

Only in New Mexico! Lol

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 19, 2020:

## It's being held on without straps or visible means of support.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 19, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 **Argh!** Are you giving me sex advice instead?

Cybernetic companions are not seeming like such an unquestionable alternative any longer.

tinkercreek comments on Apr 18, 2020:

I am not at all sure I'd want to download my life experiences into a bot.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 19, 2020:

It would want to share its sex life.

Cybernetic companions are not seeming like such an unquestionable alternative any longer.

t1nick comments on Apr 18, 2020:

Lol. For grins and giggles. https://www.robotcompanion.ai/shop/

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 19, 2020:

I've had long, lonely trips where I wanted to get in ride share lane. I've considered getting this robot (pictured below) to confuse the police.

"Ain't it the truth" The Cowardly Lion from the Wizard of OZ....

GEGR comments on Apr 16, 2020:

Why is the USA still here after 3 and half Years of this God Damned MADNESS .

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 19, 2020:

@praytothemilkjug >. . . people saw my plates and made shit faces, gruff kinda sneary. There are Yankees who visit and then there are dam Yankees -- the ones who move to Dixie.

Adjusting to the quarantine

scurry comments on Apr 17, 2020:

Might want to consider one of them training in domestic house keeping and/or as a chef.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 18, 2020:

@jdubose There ought to be an option to renew on marriages. Every year they get to look at each other and ask "Do I still want you?" Originally the mortality rate took care of this option. After five years, one of you was going to die. By the mid 20th century spouses were hanging around for DECADES.

"Ain't it the truth" The Cowardly Lion from the Wizard of OZ....

GEGR comments on Apr 16, 2020:

Why is the USA still here after 3 and half Years of this God Damned MADNESS .

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 18, 2020:

@praytothemilkjug > if you ever make the mistake of talking to one . . . I'm surrounded by them. South Carolina overwhelmingly voted for him. Liberal democrat here is like an infidel in Iran.

😔 I'm going to defy stay-at-home orders and cross illegally into Canada.

JackPedigo comments on Apr 16, 2020:

Problem is with these insane people the situation is being made worse. As long as illnesses and death keep rising the screws will be tightened further. Seems like we might need some walls between the insane communities and those sane ones. Even here on this island (there has only been 1 case and ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 18, 2020:

@JackPedigo >How many would agree the revolution was a good thing??? A wild guess on my part: the fundamentalists living the countryside. You know, the ignorant who always wanted to kill the infidels just because.

Adjusting to the quarantine

scurry comments on Apr 17, 2020:

Might want to consider one of them training in domestic house keeping and/or as a chef.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 18, 2020:

As a chief in training, they'll pester mom with demands for one use tools. My temporary spouse gave me a spiral knife which is ONLY USED to core hot peppers while I was hunting down a specialized pot used ONLY for cooking asparagus.

"Ain't it the truth" The Cowardly Lion from the Wizard of OZ....

BD66 comments on Apr 16, 2020:

I'd swear that's the rally of the: National Socialist German Workers' Party It started as the: German Workers' party Then Hitler, Himmler, and the boys changed it to the: National Socialist German Workers' Party

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 17, 2020:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz >He is uneducated.... As are most people in this country. Your profile says 90 credit hours in college. His says he has worked at grad school level which means he has at least one bachelor's degree --- at least 180 credit hours. You also are using ellipsis incorrectly. The correct use is ". . . for omitted material within a single quoted sentence. Use ellipsis points to show omission within the quotation. Omit any punctuation on either side of the ellipsis, unless the punctuation is necessary to make the shortened quotation grammatically correct." Like most uneducated people in this country you're addicted the dots sans space until the message evolves into dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot. >. . . yet has declared himself an "expert" on all three of those subjects hasn't he?... He didn't claim to be an expert. He merely said what his understanding was on the subjects. Notice under proper grammar one doesn't make a sentence with an ellipsis after ending one with a question mark. If a person gets out of freshman college English without flunking it, they wind up rarely using an ellipsis because all their future college instructors call them in on improper use. At least you pay attention to a spell checker and can write a coherent paragraph. That is better than most high school graduates. Disclaimer: I used to go to college to met coeds. Among other college degrees, community education diplomas and so on, I got my bachelor's degree in English in 2003. Whoa, you wouldn't believe how many coeds! You can find them in technical schools as well.

There are some things best bought new!

bobwjr comments on Apr 17, 2020:

Yuck 😝😝

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 17, 2020:

They forgot to iron them.

😔 I'm going to defy stay-at-home orders and cross illegally into Canada.

JackPedigo comments on Apr 16, 2020:

Problem is with these insane people the situation is being made worse. As long as illnesses and death keep rising the screws will be tightened further. Seems like we might need some walls between the insane communities and those sane ones. Even here on this island (there has only been 1 case and ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 17, 2020:

@JackPedigo >When the Shah of Iran was in power many didn't like his sometimes heavy-handed dealings with dissenters. In a way, that's like Stalin who jailed a significant percentage of the population where they were likely to die. The US was responsible for getting the Shah in office. That's the reason western customs/beliefs were allowed. He was our puppet. What eventually happened after the revolution is they traded one dictator for another.

One reporter says my town looks like a war zone.

Petter comments on Apr 17, 2020:

Having lived in countries where reliability of supply was unknown, I have developed a paranoia about relying on one thing only. So, my cooker is bottled gas, but I have a unit with twin electric hot plates. I have oil lamps and pressure lamps available. I also have a large, purpose built barbecue ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 17, 2020:

One of my friends tied in a solar recharge for the non-interruptible battery backup on her freezer. I joke about it but I could do with a steam powered computer with a hand crank if it wasn't for trimming the wick.

Good Morning Everyone! Happy Friday! Do you have trouble keeping track of the days?

TomMcGiverin comments on Apr 17, 2020:

I have yet to receive my stimulus check, which is surprising because I am already receiving Social Security thru direct deposit. So the feds already have my banking info and my address. Anyone have an idea when I might be getting my payment and why it hasn't arrived yet? I did file my 2019 tax ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 17, 2020:

>I have yet to receive my stimulus check, which is surprising because I am already receiving Social Security thru direct deposit. Same here except my check arrived Tuesday. It's because I'm such a nice guy, especially around bank tellers. 😇

"Ain't it the truth" The Cowardly Lion from the Wizard of OZ....

BD66 comments on Apr 16, 2020:

I'd swear that's the rally of the: National Socialist German Workers' Party It started as the: German Workers' party Then Hitler, Himmler, and the boys changed it to the: National Socialist German Workers' Party

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 17, 2020:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz @BD66 You really are uneducated then aren't you? You're secretly Donald Trump, who tends to refer to people who don't agree with him as stupid or working against him. His profile says "grad school." I consider people who can write paragraphs, leaving a trail of mostly correctly spelled words with a touch of correct grammar as educated. I don't need to check their profile page. Odd ball that I am, I consider everyone is entitled to be WRONG including me.

"Ain't it the truth" The Cowardly Lion from the Wizard of OZ....

GEGR comments on Apr 16, 2020:

Why is the USA still here after 3 and half Years of this God Damned MADNESS .

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 17, 2020:

Main reason: Trump lost the popular vote. The only reason he attained his office was because of a fluke in our electoral college. One reason for the fluke is the founding fathers assumed the people are too stupid to elect their own president. Back in the 1800's the founding fathers were RIGHT. Most Americans were illiterate farmers who didn't have media access. Times have changed. Only a tiny fraction of the population farms and they are generally college educated. Why we still have the electoral college **should** be a major issue.

😔 I'm going to defy stay-at-home orders and cross illegally into Canada.

JackPedigo comments on Apr 16, 2020:

Problem is with these insane people the situation is being made worse. As long as illnesses and death keep rising the screws will be tightened further. Seems like we might need some walls between the insane communities and those sane ones. Even here on this island (there has only been 1 case and ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 17, 2020:

>Problem is with these insane people the situation is being made worse. More like STUPID people who would prefer to live under a dictatorship. That preference can change after the dictatorship **personally** deals with them. There are people who want Stalin back.

😔 I'm going to defy stay-at-home orders and cross illegally into Canada.

shockwaverider comments on Apr 16, 2020:

Canada closed the border but I'm sure you could sneak in.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 17, 2020:

I'd make an awful illegal immigrant. I'd want their government benefits. With the government using computers, it's harder to use forged documents.

just watched this documentary, and it seemed appropriate to put it up on here because it addresses ...

Philip21 comments on Apr 16, 2020:

I'm curious about your reaction ..

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 17, 2020:

@Petter After 30 minutes I could see where the film was going: the rich, the powerful, they own you. Why should they be honest with you?

"80 Conversation Starters That Don’t Have To Do With Coronavirus" [bustle.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 10, 2020:

## I like "When you watch TV naked, where do you sit?"

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 12, 2020:

@Soarfeet If you HAVE to ask if it's sarcasm, you don't want to know. Realistically, there are people who sleep in bed in a sitting position with a type of pillow called a husband while other recline in a hospital bed so their torso is higher than their feet.

Hop hop hop....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 10, 2020:

## I have a sinking feeling the book with *Lucifer's Testicles* is for real.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 11, 2020:

@Zoohome Nonsense? Why me comely lassie, what would you do for a bumper crop home grown heirloom tomatoes? Act now while the seedling are under the grow lights.

"80 Conversation Starters That Don’t Have To Do With Coronavirus" [bustle.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 10, 2020:

## I like "When you watch TV naked, where do you sit?"

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 11, 2020:

@Soarfeet > . . . . therefore i am horizontal in bed. There goes my theory you sleep doing head stands in bed.

Trump's actions and lack thereof are not a matter of incompetence and antipathy toward science.

Annabelle95991 comments on Apr 10, 2020:

We send men to the moon why is it impossible to trump a Trump. He is a mad man drunk on power. We can’t impeach bc republican senators wont allow it. Trump owns two arms of Congress. How do we fight? Joe is it with the help from Barrack. I guess it depends on how badly we want DJT out. Then if ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 11, 2020:

>Trump owns two arms of Congress. The democrats own one arm of congress by a narrow majority. The polarization between the two arms explains why darn few LAWS get passed.

I find the best words when I'm reading books.

itsmedammit comments on Apr 11, 2020:

Yes, and this is the downside for me of doing audio. When I run across a new word, I can't see it to see how it is spelled and I think seeing it makes more of an imprint.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 11, 2020:

I know what you mean. It's common for me to take a stab at spelling it on Google until one of the stabs comes up with a definition that sounds like it would fit.

Thaumatology The study of the bringing about supernatural events, such as feats of magic, miracles,...

FrayedBear comments on Apr 11, 2020:

You mean like Trump followers keep saying that he will thaumatologically make America Great Again?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 11, 2020:

@LenHazell53 I often wonder if Trump's doctors tell him he has covid-19, will he believe it?

If dinosaurs thought like us...

kasmian comments on Apr 11, 2020:

The economy is a serious worry people should have... That said, first and foremost, we should all focus on reducing the number of infected. That means quarantining and being responsible for our own health, as that will protect those of us who are under the most threat from the pandemic. None of ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 11, 2020:

It's a case of your money or your life.

Hop hop hop....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 10, 2020:

## I have a sinking feeling the book with *Lucifer's Testicles* is for real.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 11, 2020:

@Zoohome Your cited source says: *"It's not that difficult to understand," says Author/Creation Scientist, Dr. Daniel Cameroon. "In the old days, deluded pagans would gather round and hump like bunnies on Easter Sunday because they thought it would make their tomatoes grow faster." * It's my favorite pick'em'up line: "Fuck me now, darling or the tomato crop won't come in." Works every time. 🤪🥳😏 I don't think I could tolerate two hundred pages of that tome. Naturally it's written by a member of the Southern Baptist church. That's that is the church my temporary spouse and all her relatives joined. I'm the token heathen in the land of "creationist scientists."

I'm a single issue voter

OldGoat43 comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Yeah!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 10, 2020:

@OldGoat43 Just say you're voting a straight Democratic ticket instead.

One of mine...

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Here you go! Slayer banjo cover- Raining Blood! https://youtu.be/nZ2ucr74YNk

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 10, 2020:

@SonofMax > My point: It's all connected. They both use musical notes but not the same way.

I'm a single issue voter

OldGoat43 comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Yeah!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 10, 2020:

@OldGoat43 Phew. I was worried you'd go out and vote for members of congress who refused to vote to **REMOVE** him from office.

One of mine...

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Here you go! Slayer banjo cover- Raining Blood! https://youtu.be/nZ2ucr74YNk

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 10, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 Your examples fail to show a melody. I've yet to hear anyone singing a metal song. The larger deal is we have different tastes in music. If you like metal, go forth and sin some more.

I'm a single issue voter

OldGoat43 comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Yeah!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 10, 2020:

@OldMetalHead >Lighten up. Therefore my response included a meme of a manically griming cat.

One of mine...

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Here you go! Slayer banjo cover- Raining Blood! https://youtu.be/nZ2ucr74YNk

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 10, 2020:

@SonofMax They got tubas in "head-banger" music? I missed that. Polka is music with upbeat lyrics designed for vigorous dancing and optimism. It's common for it to be played in a minor key. Thanks to my time in Temple, Texas, I know metal and polka are radically differently. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCqZQUhBBHw Just to irritate more people than normal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX-ahZT2AbE

I'm a single issue voter

OldGoat43 comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Yeah!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 10, 2020:

"Yeah!" as in "I don't vote for state, county or local politicians"?

One of mine...

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Here you go! Slayer banjo cover- Raining Blood! https://youtu.be/nZ2ucr74YNk

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 10, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 Metal seems to lack a melodic line.

One of mine...

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Here you go! Slayer banjo cover- Raining Blood! https://youtu.be/nZ2ucr74YNk

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 10, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 No accordions? No tuba? Not a polka. I used to live in Temple, Texas. It had a large east European population. Every Sunday they'd broadcast polka tunes like:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq0pCQXuh6g

One of mine...

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Here you go! Slayer banjo cover- Raining Blood! https://youtu.be/nZ2ucr74YNk

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 10, 2020:

I don't hear anyone singing along. Big negative for a lyric line.

It seems unnecessary to write something since it already has a caption but I am doing as I was told.

SiouxcitySue comments on Apr 9, 2020:

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 10, 2020:

When those of your ilk repeat your proverb, do they practice safe sex?

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WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 8, 2020:

> USA, where there are no mandatory BCG vaccinations, has the highest number of infections You've gotten a lot of stuff wrong. In the US to attend school one needs to take vaccinations, including BCG. Some parents object because of religious objections but that exemption is rapidly fading away. ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 10, 2020:

@VAL3941 I live in the foothills of a mountain range. My soil is brick hard clay and rock. Using a pick ax makes more sense than a shovel or a spade. It takes many tons of mulch to make it fertile. That's why the locals are mostly ranchers, not farmers.

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WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 8, 2020:

> USA, where there are no mandatory BCG vaccinations, has the highest number of infections You've gotten a lot of stuff wrong. In the US to attend school one needs to take vaccinations, including BCG. Some parents object because of religious objections but that exemption is rapidly fading away. ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 9, 2020:

@VAL3941 Does LOL mean "Larry's Other Lover" or "Licking Other Lesbians"? I forget.

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WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 8, 2020:

> USA, where there are no mandatory BCG vaccinations, has the highest number of infections You've gotten a lot of stuff wrong. In the US to attend school one needs to take vaccinations, including BCG. Some parents object because of religious objections but that exemption is rapidly fading away. ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 9, 2020:

@VAL3941 I had high hopes you could make an accurate summary as to what you're talking about. That's right! Smash my hopes to dusty shards.

IN FLAGRANTE DELICTO.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 9, 2020:

## Which one of us horny galoots hasn't heard this one?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 9, 2020:

@Marionville There is too much porno in the world for Tom to go peeping. It sounded like you want statics on sexual immorality. Therefore, I asked you for specifics prior to referring you to Dr. Ruth Westheimer, (the good munchkin of sex).

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WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 8, 2020:

> USA, where there are no mandatory BCG vaccinations, has the highest number of infections You've gotten a lot of stuff wrong. In the US to attend school one needs to take vaccinations, including BCG. Some parents object because of religious objections but that exemption is rapidly fading away. ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 9, 2020:

@VAL3941 You couldn't write a summary?

IN FLAGRANTE DELICTO.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 9, 2020:

## Which one of us horny galoots hasn't heard this one?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 9, 2020:

@Marionville Do you also want the ratio of those caught with panties around their ankles vs pants?

It is really worth a try.

OldGoat43 comments on Apr 8, 2020:

Are there any active volcanos in our country right now?