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Seven family members fatally shot in North Carolina

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 17, 2020:

## The event was reported by NBC News, which indicates to me it made national news. As per YOUR newspaper not puting it on the front line, reflects the choice of the editor. Which paper do you subscribe to? Newspaper subscriptions have been in decline for decades. I get my detailed news from ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 17, 2020:

Disclaimer: former print media journalist/editor. @SeaGreenEyez If you don't see a newspaper you set yourself up to be slapped silly when you start babbling on it didn't make the headlines. Digital news often means whatever stories made up by a ranting psychotic that are put out on the web. Hey, let's all go to underground tunnels organized by a pizza parlor and pick up a 11 year old hooker. It was reported in the digital news, so it must be true. Digital media also includes the highly unreliable Breitbart News. We'll always have Uncle Ernie as our news source on this web site. "Here's a true story we just made up" -- Ren and Stimpy.

Pandemics are kawaii!! ✌️ [knowyourmeme.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 17, 2020:

## One wonders where one can obtain fresh, healthy bat for dinner.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 17, 2020:

@EricJones I should have qualified it by saying ". . . in rural America." Best I can figure the entire town of Seneca, SC (population ~12,000) has five people from the Far East. Not sure if they're of Chinese origin. Maybe it's just me but when I visited China Town in NYC, San Diego and San Francisco, they were all out of bats. Here we treasure our bats (unless they get in the house). Our bat houses are ignored by the bats. We'll treasure anything that'll eat the mosquitoes. A few eons of the locals building mosquito eating purple martin houses has meant the purple martins don't know how to build a nest. "We can't stop here. It's bat country." -- Hunter S. Thomas. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcSCG45tAx4

Oh, what the, Oh, nevermind.

FrayedBear comments on Mar 16, 2020:

Reminds me of the fella with the goose hidden under his overcoat in the cinema that sticks its head out & starts eating the girl alongside's popcorn.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 17, 2020:

@FrayedBear My cup runth over. Goodness and mercy have followed. Life has been so good, it's disgusting to give the details.

Apocalypse: Expectations vs Reality

Stilltrying1964 comments on Mar 16, 2020:

How about zombies and no toilet paper!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 17, 2020:

@bookofmorons You've reminded me of an old joke. A guy has a friend that when he complains how badly life has life has treated him the response is always: "It could be worse." One day he tells the friend "I came home today. Found the wife in bed with the boss. Shot both of them to death." "It could be worse," says the friend. "How could it possibly be worse?" His friend says "It could have been me in bed with her. Now I'd be dead."

Oh, what the, Oh, nevermind.

FrayedBear comments on Mar 16, 2020:

Reminds me of the fella with the goose hidden under his overcoat in the cinema that sticks its head out & starts eating the girl alongside's popcorn.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 17, 2020:

@FrayedBear He who laughs last didn't get the joke. 👎🏼

CABIN FEVER

Stephanie99 comments on Mar 16, 2020:

It would be nice to have somene to hunker down with.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 17, 2020:

You'd have to clean up after them.

This sums it up....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 16, 2020:

## No, no, Nancy. There's too many dumb people who hate genius boys.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 17, 2020:

@AtheistInNC I'm sure the current speaker of the house agrees with you. Uh, let's see . . . Nancy What's Her Name. (Hey, I'm typing this at 4 a.m. Not feeling too bright.)

I read about a short screenplay contest, maybe a month ago?

evidentialist comments on Feb 24, 2020:

Good for you. I enter the ones with low reading fees or no fees and I use them in the same way you do. When I do win, it's sort of frosting on the cake but still doesn't physically buy anything but perhaps a cup of coffee. I have a stack of awards with nothing to show for it but the awards. I ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 16, 2020:

@evidentialist What I could use is some contributors on canoe camping. Pictured: young innocent saying "I'm camping in THIS?"⚠️

I read about a short screenplay contest, maybe a month ago?

evidentialist comments on Feb 24, 2020:

Good for you. I enter the ones with low reading fees or no fees and I use them in the same way you do. When I do win, it's sort of frosting on the cake but still doesn't physically buy anything but perhaps a cup of coffee. I have a stack of awards with nothing to show for it but the awards. I ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 16, 2020:

@evidentialist L. L. Bean, famous for selling camping gear, wanted a 5,000 word essay about family friendly camping. There I was with 45,000 words into writing a book about camping . . . Picked out an excerpt, sent it in. Don't forget to visit my site here: "Camping for adults in Dixie (no children) Group".

I read about a short screenplay contest, maybe a month ago?

evidentialist comments on Feb 24, 2020:

Good for you. I enter the ones with low reading fees or no fees and I use them in the same way you do. When I do win, it's sort of frosting on the cake but still doesn't physically buy anything but perhaps a cup of coffee. I have a stack of awards with nothing to show for it but the awards. I ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 16, 2020:

Last time and only time I entered a writing contest, I won $500 worth of camping gear. Take a wild guess what the topic was.

Are you tired of everytime you're looking a profile or talking to a person that you have interests ...

St-Sinner comments on Mar 16, 2020:

You can make it clear that you do not believe in astrology and do not contact if they do.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 16, 2020:

Depends. Is she like cute and in her early 20's with a sex addiction for ugly, old fat guys? Yea. Never happens but a man can dream.

Interesting I have tried twice this morning to post this comment in general and Hellos, and yet it ...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 16, 2020:

this is the post, if it shows up here I came across this in the German Press, this is the first English Language version I could fine Anyone else familiar with the legitimacy of this The White House reportedly tried to poach a German company working on a coronavirus vaccine Trump ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 16, 2020:

Not only that, he wanted the American version to be developed by those who had donated to his 2016 election. Had we gone with the German version, we'd be well stocked with test kits.

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SiouxcitySue comments on Mar 15, 2020:

I've always heard you get what you pay for. Whole new meaning here.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 16, 2020:

The best trade off for toilet paper is worn out underwear. Bet you were throwing yours away.

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OldGoat43 comments on Mar 15, 2020:

I hope that there is enough toilet paper for the duration.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 16, 2020:

I have enough old newspapers/magazines to take care of a cow with the trots. As an experienced backpacker, I know all the alternatives.

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RobertMartin comments on Mar 15, 2020:

85 men and 1 woman. After a week the woman was so ashamed of what we was doing, she killed herself. After another week the men were so ashamed of what they were doing, they buried her.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 16, 2020:

Darkest dirty joke I've ever heard.

Honest to Satan, this is a foot bridge on the Richmon Mountain loop in the Smoky Mountain National ...

Lucy_Fehr comments on Mar 15, 2020:

How deep and fast is that creek?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 16, 2020:

It's shin deep. I couldn't tell what the flow is in gallons per minute. There are small rapids over the rocks in the stream. Children crossing the bridge bounce on it so they can make their parents nervous. Kids. Whatcha going to do?

Good Morning Everyone! Happy Sunday! Planned on sleeping late -had trouble falling asleep last ...

Petter comments on Mar 15, 2020:

Sure is. Peaceful though! Hardly any background noise here in Spain, just birdsong.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 16, 2020:

@Petter I guess we've got more road savoy boar than the Spanish. Count yourself lucky you don't have skunk road kill. The fumes from that will peel your paint. Petunia insists we live in the "skunk capitol of the world." We used to have one that would show up at 3 a.m. to look for grubs in the lawn. He'd amble around and then wander away an hour later.

Oh no!!! I'm making a sign saying, "I have the coronavirus," and putting it on my front door.

Haemish1 comments on Mar 15, 2020:

I just ask them to come in, have some whiskey and a smoke and talk about it😉

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 16, 2020:

What 'ya smoking, there me charming boy?

I am going to call this Dan seeing it is a quail and Dan seems appropriate.

TheDoubter comments on Mar 15, 2020:

i'm lost

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 16, 2020:

Third star to right. Fly on until morning.

Good Morning Everyone! Happy Sunday! Planned on sleeping late -had trouble falling asleep last ...

Petter comments on Mar 15, 2020:

Sure is. Peaceful though! Hardly any background noise here in Spain, just birdsong.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 15, 2020:

@Petter I've never heard of Spanish road kill.

Good Morning Everyone! Happy Sunday! Planned on sleeping late -had trouble falling asleep last ...

Petter comments on Mar 15, 2020:

Sure is. Peaceful though! Hardly any background noise here in Spain, just birdsong.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 15, 2020:

@Petter You presume incorrectly. I'm not good at photography nor have the patience to try my hand at wild life videos. The main gig is I feed birds during the winter so they'll eat the summer bug population. No mosquito bites in the last ten years. This practice also guarantees me a thundering bird chorus at dawn. It also guarantees me a much larger bird population and what controls all the surplus birds? Hawks. As far as **large** birds go, I'm far more likely to see turkey vultures. That's because I live in a rural area where the wild life, especially deer, possums, skunks and raccoons, are likely to unsuccessfully cross the road at night. Suicidal deer are especially common because the locals killed off all the natural deer predators, wolves, leaving mostly motorists to take up the slack in the over population. As a result of highway carnage, I'm likely to see a turkey vulture within five minutes of walking outside. For video details see: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLTqLp33zeU

Good Morning Everyone! Happy Sunday! Planned on sleeping late -had trouble falling asleep last ...

Petter comments on Mar 15, 2020:

Sure is. Peaceful though! Hardly any background noise here in Spain, just birdsong.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 15, 2020:

I put out bird food in the winter so the hawks will have something to eat.

Dating in the COVID era?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 15, 2020:

## Hold the other end of this four foot pole, Bubba.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 15, 2020:

@Petter Never know where that pole has been. Not that I plan to venture a guess.

Scordatura noun, Music.

Charlene comments on Mar 15, 2020:

Drump does this with his hoards. Then plays them like an out of tune guitar..

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 15, 2020:

It's one of those **Chinese** viruses. The place that makes my ties, also made that virus.

I'm not optimistic enough to fully embrace this article, but it does give me a little hope.

BitFlipper comments on Mar 14, 2020:

There's always hope.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 15, 2020:

But there will always be his supporters. That's more frightening than Trump himself. They make me ashamed to be an American.

PATOIS (Fr.

Marionville comments on Mar 15, 2020:

When my husband and I visited Montreal a number of years ago, we found the Québécois French spoken there hard to completely understand, my husband, who spoke fluent French, told me that was because it was actually a patois and not exactly the same as the French spoken in France.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 15, 2020:

Same story in Old Mexico, where you're likely to be introduced to Mayan. I used to hang out with second generation Americans who's parents were Mexicans. Because they spoke to their parents they assumed high school Spanish would be a snap. They expected an easy A. Whoo hoo, were they surprised!

It'll do in pinch....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 14, 2020:

## The paper can often be used as smoking paper.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 15, 2020:

@Freespirit64 As JOB rolling papers says on the side of the pack "for the finer tobacco." Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more, say no more.

Disney beastality.

EyesThatSmile comments on Mar 14, 2020:

Pretty good artist.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 14, 2020:

I'll hold back on posting the uncensored Disney Hentai.

Today's cheese ... 🧀🧀🧀🧀

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2020:

cheese is getting better.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 14, 2020:

I can see someone slipping a few of these into their power point presentation.

Got wood?

scurry comments on Mar 14, 2020:

ROFL I thought we agreed... No Pornography. Ha ha ha.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 14, 2020:

@scurry I subscribe to the theory that if 5 million Frenchmen say a silly thing, it's still a silly thing. It's not like this group doesn't have a heap of prissy poontangs.

Disney beastality.

bookofmorons comments on Mar 14, 2020:

That's f*cking Goofy too

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 14, 2020:

If Goofy has sex with Pluto, is that bestiality?

Is this what you do in the woods?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 12, 2020:

## Who did the research?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 14, 2020:

@FrayedBear > I must be accurately responding to bring out the worst in you.

20% of you will get this.

AtheistInNC comments on Mar 14, 2020:

The guy on the left isn't bald.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 14, 2020:

Nit picker.

20% of you will get this.

NHjulie comments on Mar 14, 2020:

Guess I'm in the 80%.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 14, 2020:

@NHjulie Obviously, I have other theories. We'd be better off if you didn't ask.

20% of you will get this.

ZantiMisfit comments on Mar 14, 2020:

An old favorite of mine. Hank always meant well :)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 14, 2020:

My favorite character was the clueless conspiracy theorist, Dale. He never caught on his wife was cheating on him even though they had a bi-racial son.

20% of you will get this.

NHjulie comments on Mar 14, 2020:

Guess I'm in the 80%.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 14, 2020:

It refers to a prime time cartoon series *King of the Hill.* In the opening shot, there are four guys just standing around drinking a beer on the curb. One of them (Dale) is smoking and drinking a beer. They take turns saying "Yep." Seconds later, other characters show up.

Got wood?

scurry comments on Mar 14, 2020:

ROFL I thought we agreed... No Pornography. Ha ha ha.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 14, 2020:

Who's this "we" person?

Is this what you do in the woods?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 12, 2020:

## Who did the research?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 14, 2020:

@FrayedBear I have a feeling you escaped from the zoo and they were happy to put up the sign, "Skunk exhibit closed. Skunk escaped because we wouldn't get him a mate. 🦨"

Hi, I am new to this chatroom...

DevraisA1 comments on Mar 14, 2020:

Is anyone here?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 14, 2020:

We're not here at all. We're like really, really gone.🤣😇 Almost all of us aren't in your neighborhood. Like we're far, far away dudette. Chat room provides instant replies. Where you are now, you leave a message/post/reply and we'll get to you. Maybe today. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe not tomorrow but when we do get back to you, you will be better for it. Here's looking at you, kid. To get to the chat room, you click on the icon that says "chat room is open." **Wait! Wait!** before you do that, check next to the icon that says how many people are in the chat room. More than likely there's nobody there. If you go there anyway, you'll be staring at the walls going "Where's everybody?" for hours. That's normal. The way it works is you look for someone to leave a message **here** that says when they plan to show up in the chat room. If you go there when they're there, normally around five to seven in the evenings on weekends you will find people. That's when it's appropriate to show up in the chat room, dazzling us with your stunning wit and pity replies.Check for announcements FIRST and if PEOPLE ARE THERE. On a crowded night, there'll be five people. More likely three. NEVER, NEVER go there when it says nobody is there. Of course you can always start a post with something like "I'll be in the chat room from 5 p.m. (EST) Sunday" and see if anyone shows up. Weekends during cocktail hour are the best. You get these long winded replies from me once I've slugged down eight ounces of high test espresso at dawn.

Is this what you do in the woods?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 12, 2020:

## Who did the research?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 14, 2020:

@FrayedBear Animals in zoos aren't allowed to get fat.

A random three some.

Tomfoolery33 comments on Mar 13, 2020:

I've never had a random threesome.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 13, 2020:

I promise not to explain why.

Is this what you do in the woods?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 12, 2020:

## Who did the research?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 13, 2020:

@FrayedBear According to you, there aren't any raccoons down under.

The day you grow up.

jdubose comments on Mar 13, 2020:

It's not my fault.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 13, 2020:

I didn't do it. No one saw me do it. You can't prove anything. -- Bart S.

Hello all,I have been here awhile but have not really connected with anyone.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 9, 2020:

## You can't expect your ship to come in unless you send one out. This NOT the place to meet local people. This is the place to **avoid** meeting them. I tell 'ya some of the worthless snooks you're better off not meeting. This is the place to find smarter than average people that are fairly ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 13, 2020:

@TimBo1 Do you like beer enough to make the trip? We have two craft beer pubs with 18 different types of beer on tap with at least 300 different types of bottled craft beers each. I prefer the bourbon barrel aged stouts.

Is this what you do in the woods?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 12, 2020:

## Who did the research?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 13, 2020:

@FrayedBear > Possums need more than 4" Sez who? You been jamming possums up gaping assholes again?

Is this what you do in the woods?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 12, 2020:

## Who did the research?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 13, 2020:

@FrayedBear Your possum is serving 8-10 years.

The day you grow up.

SiouxcitySue comments on Mar 13, 2020:

That's also the day our adult problems begin.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 13, 2020:

Yep, boys. She confessed. She did it.

Is this what you do in the woods?

EricJones comments on Mar 12, 2020:

Not the raccoons around here. The ones I see are very well fed, so that ain't happening.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 13, 2020:

I deport my raccoons to funky town. Petunia said she hated driving through town with a raccoon in the bed of the truck. It made her feel like *Super Hick.* One of my neighbors would always spray paint the raccoon's butt international orange before he deported it. If his raccoon trap got sprung again he'd know if it came back.

Is this what you do in the woods?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 12, 2020:

## Who did the research?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 13, 2020:

@FrayedBear My raccoons won't play with yours.

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Lorajay comments on Mar 12, 2020:

Bars are sadly very dangerous places now.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 13, 2020:

Have you ever heard Ron White's story *They Call Me Tater Salad*?

Escape from Facebook.

scurry comments on Mar 12, 2020:

Yup.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 13, 2020:

Arg, me bucko. It be the spawns of hell, bound for Brownsville Middle School.

My mother's best friend worked for the local newspaper and decided to dress me as a leprechaun and ...

girlwithsmiles comments on Mar 11, 2020:

Why do people get drunk? Any excuse for a party 🙂 Isn’t consuming alcohol a sin? Depends on your belief, everything in moderation it says in the bible and Jesus turned water into wine, so not in the Church of England. I don’t consider it a Religious celebration, it’s a celebration ...