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WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 4, 2019:
"She was a blonde. A blonde who'd make a bishop kick a hole through a stained glass window." -- Mickey Spillane.
Happy 4th of July, my fellow Americans!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 4, 2019:
Not with a whimper into that cold, black night.
Caution.....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 4, 2019:
Not that anyone would mislead you.
It is the Soldier, not the minister Who has given us freedom of religion. [auburnseminary.org] ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 4, 2019:
One man's freedom fighter is another man's traitor.
pre·var·i·cate /prəˈverəˌkāt/ verb speak or act in an evasive way.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 4, 2019:
Brings to mind "What? Me worry?"
I feel smarter already.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 4, 2019:
If Stormy is to be believed, Donald Trump has a tiny penis. Under that theory, he's freaking genius. Go figure.
I Didn’t Die Today, AKA trip to The Badlands of South Dakota. Nearly drove into a tornado that ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 4, 2019:
Good old anus gripping adventure.
I just returned from vacation. I am the founder and administrator of this group. A welcome to new ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 3, 2019:
## I'll keep it under careless consideration. I live dangerously.
Touring a little of South Dakota on my way back to Nee Jersey. It’s been a great few months and ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 3, 2019:
## Took me forever to stop pronouncing buttes. Happy trails to you.
Top of the morning, all! The sun’s coming up and my nights work is done 😊
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 3, 2019:
Just to let me know I'm going to have a good day, Percy woke me with a nose kiss when the sun had risen two fingers high. An hour later, I had to wake up Petunia. Percy has a limited nose kiss policy. I don't get them every day.
Bada Bing Bada BOOM! Nuff said...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 3, 2019:
## 'nuff said means there will be more said. Release the licking lizard!
New use for seeing eye dogs.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 3, 2019:
## A seeing eye dog costs more than an Iphone.
Food for thought....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 3, 2019:
## That be the luck of the Irish.
According to this card, the secret to a long happy marriage...lowering your standards.🤣
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 3, 2019:
Um, that'd be a month's worth of bleach load for most of us guys.
YOB. - Noun...a rude, noisy and aggressive young person. YOBBERY. - Noun...behaviour ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 3, 2019:
Yobbery sounds too much like snobbery.
My dad is a dick and he hates me.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 3, 2019:
## Sounded more like political suicide that led to an execution.
Words of wisdom
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 2, 2019:
Unnamed study/studies by wrenched fucks.
Okay, good!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 2, 2019:
## Low oil. Put in a quart.
If Nixon could release his tax returns under audit, why can't Trump?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 2, 2019:
## Rhetorical question, right?
What's at least one thing you've done today, even if it was small, that you're proud to have ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 2, 2019:
Modestly accepted complements from Petunia for cooking her breakfast and cleaned the kitchen afterwards.
Well, he's at it again!!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 2, 2019:
. . . . and Mexico will pay for it.
She's good for something..
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 2, 2019:
## Until the truck goes up a steep hill.
I left the UK in 1997 when Tony Blair was elected Prime Minister, another tosser, I've never looked ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 2, 2019:
That was 22 years ago, possibly when finding a new job in a new land and when you weren't tied down with obligations.
Fox News' Tucker Carlson asked Trump about 'filth' in U.S. cities. Trump's answer, about ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 2, 2019:
He never once mentioned the word "homeless."
She's sad because she's all alone in the shower.... Anyone have soap?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 2, 2019:
She's had some work done. They don't normally stick straight out like that.
Double trouble....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 2, 2019:
The gang is all here but I got a better line up.
Give till it hurts.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 2, 2019:
Looks like she found **both** my liquor cabinet and Petunia's medicine cabinet.
South Africa does not have a land problem !!!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 2, 2019:
## It sounds like blacks from other countries are running across South Africa's border in greater numbers than ever. Send them Donald Trump.
Girls just wanna have fun.. I'm using a scheduled posting option here... Pleased say what time you ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 2, 2019:
## 1:13 a.m. EST. Or two bells ye swabies.
Took me a while to figure out what this was.Still laughed.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 2, 2019:
## Be gone, spawn of my lions.
Alex Delora bellydancer
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 2, 2019:
For belly button shaking, see: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSSVH-wwFhM
Boffola (noun) a joke or a line in a script designed to get a laugh.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 1, 2019:
Boffola defination is from: source: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/boffola
Happy Canada Day to one and all. As pot is now legal across the land maybe we'd like to show a ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 1, 2019:
I keep forgetting to tell Petunia why we should visit Qubec this summer.
Yoga will open up the world to you
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 1, 2019:
She's going to get sunburned. Quick! Somebody flip her over.
Make no bones about it...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 1, 2019:
## No qualms about bones.
In my snail mail correspondence, I'm mystified by people who overload the envelope with stickers....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 1, 2019:
When I say "stickers" I'm referring to the stuff you give a child to decorate their stuff, not address label stickers.
I'm surrounded. Most days, just as a matter of sanity, I ignore that i'm surrounded by tight ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 1, 2019:
> i'm surrounded by tight wingers. I'm not sure if that's a typographical error or they're drinking heavily.
R U sure U want to try this???
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 1, 2019:
Who stole her stockings?
Well those pills haven't expired.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 1, 2019:
Old joke. They give viagra to bed ridden guys so they won't roll out of bed.
You just won two all-expense paid 1 week trips to anywhere on earth more than 50 miles from home. ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 1, 2019:
Vegas, baby! Diego Garcia.
When you feel lost or disconnected, what's something you do to help you feel grounded?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 1, 2019:
As it says on Petunia's ballcap and coffee mug "The mountains are calling and I must go."
Good morning all... Wakey wakey...! Happy July 1st!! Today marks my 10 month anniversary here on ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 1, 2019:
I've been here since December, 2018. I live in a little hick town populated by ultrafundamentalist Southern Baptists that seemed to have dedicated their life to the greater good of Clemson University (South Carolina) and nailing planks of wood on telephone poles that say things like **repent.** Bob Jones University is just down the street. While listing party universities, Playboy magazine said the best thing about Bob Jones is the view from the plane while you're getting out of town. Almost all of them voted for Trump. This community is totally different from the locals. There are mild signs of intelligence everywhere.
Organic … very organic!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 30, 2019:
## Best use of anal floss.
Tests... my recent posts have not appeared.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 30, 2019:
Unpopular theory (unpopular with me) is the system ate 'em.
Keeping my membership up to date.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 30, 2019:
## Hey! It's my old swimming hole.
VENAL. - Adjective...showing or motivated by susceptibility to bribery, corrupt. Synonyms; ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 30, 2019:
## I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
And away I go
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 29, 2019:
Apparently an accute shortage of real fucks. If they were spectatular good fucks, what would stop people from bragging about it?
This is a reply I read on FB. It's about gay flag vs. rebel. Who agrees with this? I could have not ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 29, 2019:
After that the rust belt moved to Dixie along with most of aurospace industry. Save your confederate money, *the south has risen again!*
The new generation's answer to arranged marriages.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 29, 2019:
## Best advice ever.
Columbian nun realizes convent isn't for her- joins porn industry [lucisphilippines.press]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 29, 2019:
Shoot me for picking nits. Not a good picture of the nun.
Sometimes so funky stuff just pops up.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 29, 2019:
Oh fudge. They didn't list my favorite. I want her seated in a spring loaded,bottomless love chair, suspended from the rafters, attached to a gimble and a block and tackle, lowered while she's spining around onto my manly man parts and bouncing. Makes my toes curl right over. Maybe that's too much engineering for them.
How do you combat loneliness? For the most part I love being single. I love living alone. But ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 29, 2019:
Set up a chess board in a park or a cafe and write a letter. I don't care if the only lanuage they speak is Hindu-creole, **somebody** will smile, point at the board and the game is afoot. By the way, I generally lose because I play the game badly. Good odds I'll make a friend that day.
Hey there - How is everyone? Long time, no post!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 29, 2019:
## I'm giving up mountain climbing.
Damn.... I was hoping...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 29, 2019:
Ergo my song *I like big hard drives. I can not lie."
UXORIAL. - Adjective...relating to a wife; showing the characteristics of a wife. UXORICIDE. - ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 29, 2019:
May be used in the presence of the ultra feminist, just to confuse the poor soul.
Comments seen on Reddit, regarding Trump wanting to ban encryption... [reddit.com] ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 29, 2019:
## Yet people still think he's sane.
Make that with extra sausage.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 28, 2019:
## I can get a regular roster free?
Read my new column ,"World War Three Over A Flying Camera?," in Issues & Alibis magazine: ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 28, 2019:
Clever and witty.
Adulthood can be beautiful, and it can also be emotionally taxing.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 28, 2019:
Couldn't we smoke outdoors instead of making the car stinky? The meme reminds me of an old C&W song "Why don't we get drunk and screw?"
Busted!!!!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 28, 2019:
## Prissy, prissy, prissy.
Wanna pull my strings?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 28, 2019:
Her nipples over runth her bra. Goodness but not mercy shall follow.
TITIVATE. - Verb...make minor enhancements to. Synonyms; groom, tidy, arrange, brush, smooth, ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 28, 2019:
Once the shorter form became available, tidivate slipped into the quirmire of unused words.
Trump's new name is June Bug. Why? Ever see one? For those that haven't, all they do is fly into a ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 28, 2019:
Because we don't have them in Dixie (instead we have the ravenous "no see-um's" mosquitoes), I had to look up their pictures. They look like flying German cockroaches.
For fans of farming and/or “Hair”.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 28, 2019:
Moan. The 20 year olds won't understand the pun.
My thought for the day... The initial emotional response to a very negative situation is not the ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 28, 2019:
Considering how expensive maple syrup is, I don't want to know what maple liqour costs.
This Group has the most general members, which is why I chose to ask this question here. Trump, ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 27, 2019:
## There's more people working two jobs for a living wage now.
Absolute scum! John Oliver rocks! [youtube.com]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 27, 2019:
## Reminds me of an old joke. I am god's messenger. What's His message? Give money to His messenger.
Supreme Court disallows the citizenship question. [reuters.com]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 27, 2019:
"*In a dissenting opinion, conservative Justice Clarence Thomas wrote that the decision to add the citizenship question was “legally sound” and described the ruling against Trump as “an aberration.” * He missed the point that the census could be used by law enforcement for deporting illegal residents, thus screwing up decisions where tax money would be spent and causing other problems with an inaccurate counting of heads.
Who doesn’t?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 27, 2019:
## I know her!
Democracy had it's doubters in ancient Greece, most of the great minds thought it unworkable. ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 27, 2019:
Trump followers have no interest if following the news because they think it's boring fiction. They think of "reality" shows show are **reality.** Therefore after watching Trump on his reality show, they came to think he could do no wrong. They saw him as a wise, powerful and insanely wealthy businessman. Therefore, with scant information about him they voted for him in great enough numbers to elect him. Because they don't watch the news, they don't know what he is. They'd watch the late night comics explain the absurbity of Trump but they don't stay up late. The basic problem of representative democracy is **idiots vote.**
Good news all.. dozens of public pools in NYC are opening today! The only thing I like more than ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 27, 2019:
Last weekend it was a picnic and a swim at Table Rock State Park. We had the option to wade next to water falls along a mountain trail. The trail peaks at about 3,000 feet. Petunia was frightened about using the high dive.
This is what I see when I think of Trumpsters
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 26, 2019:
## Welcome to America, where we want you to have kids but afterwards, you're on your own to take care of them.
Hello, beautiful!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 26, 2019:
A big time gas and oil burning machine. Back in 1941, it was common to rebore the engine block and replace the rings around 70,000 miles.
Make America Great Again - Wikipedia
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 26, 2019:
I rolled my eyes when a reporter asked Trump if America isn't great now, when was it great. Trump described the early 20th century, while the light bulb was a new thing and New York City had dung storms from all the horses shitting in the street. More dung storms, America. At's wot we need!
Happy Hump Day Everyone! This will be my last day of posting till next week as I'm off to NJ Shore ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 26, 2019:
## After you've had a wild time, blame it on me.
What a condescending fuck! Fuck him. Fuck him in the goat ass! [nytimes.com]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 26, 2019:
## Par for the course.
Aggg just overheard at this family reunion “I’ve studied the Bible and now that I understand ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 26, 2019:
## Don't say you left for the Upper Room.
Good morning all.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 26, 2019:
## Give war a chance.
I had to laugh!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 26, 2019:
Got a feeling there are 10,000 **different** memes with the same guy, same truck, different motto.
The Pearl Harbor of the 21st Century... In 1940, as righteous as the cause may have been then, we ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 26, 2019:
Our troops have been involved in war like actions in the middle east for decades. We never win.
This is probably the best trump meme! I could not stop laughing! Good thing I wasn't in a public ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 26, 2019:
Hepatitis even beat him in polls. I can believe it but I can be easily mislead.
Well, good for you.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 26, 2019:
Another day, another glass of Metamucil.
WTF, Doc?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 26, 2019:
A fundamentalist would insist God had guided the surgeon's hand as part of the *master plan* to toughen up the little bastard. Fundamentalists are nuts, dude.
What an amazing adventure, here’s today’s highlights 🚘 Driving through the mountains of VT ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 26, 2019:
## Those are some well rounded mountains.
They belong in a freak show circus.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 26, 2019:
Somewhere Sir Mix A. Lot is singing "I love big butts. I can not lie."
A couple of late pajama submissions.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 26, 2019:
Trying to figure out what her hip inscription says.
[yahoo.com] Bill O' Reilly hurts himself by dropping the bomb of historically racist white men.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 25, 2019:
Broke link.
I've gotta rant about something for a moment. Old people are SO FUCKING DISRESPECTFUL AND RUDE ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 25, 2019:
>God damn why do old people gotta be so rude? The second a diety starts talking to me, I'll ask.
Basically, yeah.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 25, 2019:
## Never had that trampoline experience.
Dammit, I ordered bone-in.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 25, 2019:
Once breaded and deep fat fried, they're called calamari. Ummm....chewy.
SIGH......
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 25, 2019:
## Come on down. I prefer to drink on the front poach, away from Petunia's stares.
Bet the daughters grow up to be really hot
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 25, 2019:
## Moan.
RABELAISIAN. - Adjective...displaying earthy humour; bawdy. Synonyms; ribald, racy, vulgar, ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 25, 2019:
I don't see the connection between bawdy humor and Francois Rabelais.
Just recovering from a great weekend. The free festival Africa Oye was on in my local park. Saturday...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 25, 2019:
## Did you buy a t-shirt at the festival?
Steven Crowder is a fucking moron. He posts right wing propaganda about a dozen times. I'm talking ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 24, 2019:
>Read it first time, jackass... Us jackasses want to know why you didn't provide a link so we could read sample passage from him.
The weather in Mexico City is 22 degrees (72F).Don't care? Look at the ''La chica del clima'' ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 24, 2019:
I would watch that weather girl's forecast, even if she kept getting it wrong.
Looks like she needs some company.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 24, 2019:
## She needs a huggy pillow.
Henry found a new love interest. My Dad and I are heading to Island Pond VT for a family reunion. I...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 24, 2019:
Happy trails to you should we ever meet.
The strongest argument against Capitalism comes from the fact that American unfunded liabilities ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 24, 2019:
There has never been a communist country; only countries with dictators that label their country as communist. Even those are in decline. This is opposed to socalist countries like Canada and Sweden, who are thriving.
I got a 30 day FB ban for calling the rebel flag a mutt flag. They sure do protect white trash ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 24, 2019:
Many in Dixie consider the rebel flag their heritage.