Hilarious.....

ballou comments on Feb 27, 2020:

Tell me what you do with it, please!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 27, 2020:

It would make me blush too much.

Has anyone used powdered alcohol?

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2020:

Kind of silly, take the water out of something just to add water back to it. but haven't see it around here.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 27, 2020:

@azzow2 He said that in a book. The censors would not allow the word "fuck" in a movie. One scene that got cut in a movie was him using a scythe to cut down cat tails. A cat ran out of the thicket. The censor were **that** hard ass. Don't get me started or I'll tell you about his arch enemy, Baby LeRoy.

Never would have guessed....

FrayedBear comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Very prescient - coffee wasn't common until the 15th century https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_coffee

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 27, 2020:

@FrayedBear Ever **been** to that mountain? Reached the fearsome summit? Went camping anywhere near it? Took pictures? From the sound of it there are no mountain **ranges** down under, ergo no long mountain drives. For serious elevation is in the western US, i.e. the Rockies which **start** at 10,000 feet and go up to 14,000 feet. Mountains in the eastern US are rather old, rounded and wimpy. Pictured: having reached the summit, I had my picture taken. Then I turned around and took a picture of the view from the observation tower.

The war on drugs....

MsDemeanour comments on Feb 26, 2020:

Anyone who can turn water into wine is welcome at my party!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 27, 2020:

You like Mad Dog 20/20?

Put to good use?

AtheistInNC comments on Feb 25, 2020:

What?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 27, 2020:

When?

Put to good use?

AtheistInNC comments on Feb 25, 2020:

What?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 27, 2020:

@FrayedBear Who never gets to third base with his dates.

Put to good use?

glennlab comments on Feb 25, 2020:

You lost me. Huh?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 27, 2020:

@FrayedBear Some of those Aussie camping sites are more expensive (up to $170) than the entering the Uganda parks. I had spoken of one of my favorite campgrounds that only cost me $8 a night. The Great Ocean Hike in southern Australia sounds the most appealing to me. However, I was asking YOU to tell us of YOUR experiences camping rather than a list of Aussie web sites, which are skimpy on illustrations. Therefore, I assume you've never been a happy camper and could not pitch a cabin tent on a dare. Pup tents can be erected by the hopeless intoxicated, slightly retarded and seriously buzzed except on sandy beach. For that one needs to improvise a type of anchor for the tent stakes or the wind will blow over the tent. The most popular tent is the dome tent which can be erected by throwing it at the ground and rolled over so the bottom touches the ground. Folding it back into the bag it came in is the challenge. Your web site about house sitting says it's for **Aussie** house sitters, which ought to eliminate people visiting from the states. If I was looking for ultra cheap lodging, I'd look at couch surfer web sites. When I arrived down under on a boiler tender, the USS Dixie, Aussies called up the ship looking to invite sailors into their homes. My guess is they wanted a house guest who "talks funny." Overall, that's a non-sequitur to the topic of camping. I figure for you camping would be an alien experience. You may not traveled enough to include photos of your travels down under. Pictured below: the best campsite we ever found in the Smoky Mountain National Forest. It included a tent pad, a picnic table, a lantern hook and a fire ring with a grate. I didn't notice most of those things in the websites on Aussie campgrounds. Most importantly, it was when the normally crowded Deep Creek campground, located near Bryson City, North Carolina, was almost camper free.

Corrigible adjective Subject to being revised, improved, or made more accurate: a corrigible ...

itsmedammit comments on Feb 26, 2020:

I am corrigible in some respects, incorrigible in others. :)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 27, 2020:

Incorrigible enough to be disreputable?

Never would have guessed....

FrayedBear comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Very prescient - coffee wasn't common until the 15th century https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_coffee

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 27, 2020:

@FrayedBear The big door stopper tome with the leather backing and the "lost" books used by Catholics but not the *Gospel According to Judas.* Just driving up on mountain roads, an experience unknown to Aussies who live in the flat lands.

A Victorian Magazine Asked Spinsters Why They Were Single, And The Answers Were Incredibly Savage

TomMcGiverin comments on Feb 26, 2020:

The truth usually doesn't tickle....

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 27, 2020:

He who still laughs has not yet been told the terrible truth.

Sound plan to me.

rogerbenham comments on Feb 27, 2020:

Wonderfully clear but of course the bulk of the electorate must never be told.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 27, 2020:

They're don't want to listen. Wheel of Fortune is on!

Has anyone used powdered alcohol?

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2020:

Kind of silly, take the water out of something just to add water back to it. but haven't see it around here.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 27, 2020:

@azzow2 "Drink not water but wine, for thy stomach's sake and **thy oft infirmities.**" -- St. Timothy,'s letter to St. Paul. I'm have those infirmities too often. Stomach is fine. I strain a lot of tap water. "Don't drink water. Fish fuck in it." -- W.C. Fields, who died of alcoholism related infirmities.

Has anyone used powdered alcohol?

TheDoubter comments on Feb 26, 2020:

didn't know about it

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 27, 2020:

Having survived chemistry class, I'm aware that 'alcohol' comes in many forms and some of it will kill you.

LEFTISTS ARE NOT HERE TO ARGUE WITH NON-LEFTISTS. THEY WILL BE BANNED FROM THE GROUP!!!!!!!!!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 26, 2020:

## Hecky durn. I'm a monarchist. You people shouldn't have the right to vote.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 27, 2020:

@sassygirl3869 "Only royalty, newspaper editors and people with tape worm can say 'we.'" - Mark Twain, former newspaper editor. I've been a news paper editor at a small publication in central Texas. What's your excuse?

Limbaugh Claims Coronavirus is Just a Common Cold Used to Bring Down Trump Rush Limbaugh is ...

CarolinaGirl60 comments on Feb 27, 2020:

Oh for fuck sake. This asshole is going to spout hateful rhetoric right up to the deathbed. So hateful. You’d think a dying man might reflect on his life...but no. 🤮

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 27, 2020:

Once again you've convinced me to love your mind rather your body. In return, I promise to respond to your posts/replies fully clothed.

Too lazy to check if this is true, but I tend to believe it.

TheKranium comments on Feb 18, 2020:

I would love to start an agnostic prison outreach program that teaches inmates how to be good citizens without religion.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 27, 2020:

@TCorCM Don't know if my profile picture is being used by another member. Could be but I am unaware if it is. Check out the member's profile page. Mine is the only one that says "It's me." Everybody else writes about 50 to 200 words describing themselves. I figure the guy I was arguing with threw up his arms over his head, screaming "Fucker convinced me. I'm wrong, wrong, wrong." Nobody wants to say "I'm wrong. He convinced me." They just stop responding and go away.

While I would adore the feeling of a deep, giddy love for a man that leaves me no doubt “this is ...

Petter comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Strong friendship with powerful loyalty is the end result of fierce love that has finally matured, in the same way that raw spirit will mellow after years of maturing in wood casks, yet retain a hidden strength.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 26, 2020:

@Petter As a child "Miss Moon Eyes" father got her a horse. He found out they come with more expensive upkeep than an automobile. First there's a barn that needs to be built, then there are regular shots for it, shoveling out the barn daily, the phrase "eats like a horse" applies . . . . It's a state secret how many of the horses around here are shipped overseas as what's for dinner tonight.

Gullywasher noun Chiefly Midland and Western U.S. A usually short, heavy rainstorm.

bobwjr comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Knew this

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 26, 2020:

@bobwjr Yea. Right. "Why little Bobbie likes to toss snot buggers randomly." "Meh. Accept it for what he is."

Never would have guessed....

FrayedBear comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Very prescient - coffee wasn't common until the 15th century https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_coffee

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 26, 2020:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz What say documentation better than legends and unclear reports? ;-)

KATTEGAT.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 26, 2020:

## Many an oil rig is there.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 26, 2020:

@Marionville They are the delight of the Scandinavian governments and the bane of OPEC.

Put to good use?

glennlab comments on Feb 25, 2020:

You lost me. Huh?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 26, 2020:

@FrayedBear >Perhaps your parks only have skunks, squirrels, cougars and bears is why they are cheap - They are cheap (mostly) because they're tax supported. Parks in the western US are commonly charge while those in the eastern US (where I am) rarely charge. It's free to visit the most visited national park, the Smoky Mountains National Forest. The two parks Petunia wants to visit are in the western US and hence the most expensive. When they do have a price they vary depending if you want an annual pass (up to $70 per person) or for a car or an individual. Individual pass can be as low as $5 or as high as $35. I get a 50% discount because I have a golden eagle card. It's because I'm an old guy. For a breakdown, see: https://www.nps.gov/aboutus/entrance-fee-prices.htm GENERALLY SPEAKING, campgrounds at parks will cost you. (Absolutely free in cases where the campsite is inaccessible by car). Price is determined if you're driving in with an attached camper, a recreational vehicle or using a tent. They're way more expensive if you check into a privately operated campground. One of our favorite campsites (Mount Pisguh ~4,500 feet) cost me $8 a night while the local lodge (privately operated) across the street cost $180 a night for a room. We walk across the street and get good eats. Pictured below is our campground there and the mountain. It comes with a bear box to store food in. Now it's your turn to talk about prices on Aussie national parks, camping, lodging and fees. Don't forget to visit "Camping for adults in Dixie (no children) Group". Uganda parks won't allow tent camping.

Never would have guessed....

FrayedBear comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Very prescient - coffee wasn't common until the 15th century https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_coffee

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 26, 2020:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz >but the climate he lived in was actually unsuitable for growing coffee... So like the current residents of New Hampshire, he had to import it. Sailing ships predate the reported birth of God. If you're a sultan, you can afford the imported stuff. In the meantime, I'm looking for Californian escargot.

Gullywasher noun Chiefly Midland and Western U.S. A usually short, heavy rainstorm.

bobwjr comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Knew this

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 26, 2020:

@bobwjr Family always tries to indoctrinate you into the ways of their people, often successfully.

Put to good use?

Ludo comments on Feb 25, 2020:

I have no idea what this is supposed to mean.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 26, 2020:

Be grateful.

Put to good use?

AtheistInNC comments on Feb 25, 2020:

What?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 26, 2020:

Who?

Put to good use?

glennlab comments on Feb 25, 2020:

You lost me. Huh?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 26, 2020:

@FrayedBear Gays having sex their dead doggies is a yawn fest. Even more so with human corpses. Frankly, I've never heard of a religion that banned necrophilia possibly because of its lack of appeal among the masses. >Down here it is LGBTQ etc. week so currently I am exposed to a number of PC movies. Up here we are exposed to both a channel changer button and the off switch. Nobody straps me down and forces me to watch Chicago PD, where the cops always solve crimes with flimsy evidence and people kill each other. That offense my sensibilities. I prefer hour long travel documentaries, which I normally catch on you tube. One guy who lived in Kenya (currently in Spain) told me I ought to consider visiting Uganda. So guess which travel documentaries I've been watching. If it wasn't the $100 park entry fees where one get gored by high priced hotels inside the park, I might consider it. Most parks we visit are free. The highest priced park we have ever visited here in the states was $30. Petunia doesn't want to go anywhere near Africa. She's more interested in videos on tiny houses and cruise ships. She wants to visit Yellowstone and the Grand Canyon national parks. If you paid for a cruise from San Diego to Queensland, we might visit you. Buddy, can you spare $4,000? We're not the typical gringos. Documentaries have low rating. It's like the old joke: Rocky the Flying Squirrel: Now for the educational part of show -- Bullwinkle J. Moose: DON'T SAY THAT ROCK! Nobody will watch. As far as religious sensibilities you do know almost everyone here, including me. deny the existence of god? What religion?

While I would adore the feeling of a deep, giddy love for a man that leaves me no doubt “this is ...

Petter comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Strong friendship with powerful loyalty is the end result of fierce love that has finally matured, in the same way that raw spirit will mellow after years of maturing in wood casks, yet retain a hidden strength.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 26, 2020:

@Petter It comes from the French quarter of New Orleans (Louisiana) to honor France, the kings of Bourbon era. Back when the frontier of America was Kentucky and Tennessee, farmers would make rafts out of logs and float down to New Orleans on the Mississippi to sell the lumber on the raft and whatever they brought with them. Upon reaching the mouth of the river in New Orleans, serious drinking horse buying followed along with serious drinking. The residents of the city would sell them the good whiskey which they called bourbon. This was the rot gut stuff the French residents of the city had aged in charred barrels. That gave the whiskey a smoky flavor. The farmers rode the horses back, back both with the knowledge of how to make better whiskey and proceeded to breed the horses to make better horses. Today the best riding horses in the US come from Kentucky and the best whiskey comes from Lynchburg, Tennessee. When it comes to the good stuff, I prefer Scotch whiskey (or to be correct, whisky without the "e.") Despite the moon eyes from Petunia, we're not buying horses.

Lemniscate: In algebraic geometry, a lemniscate is any of several figure-eight or ∞-shaped ...

itsmedammit comments on Feb 24, 2020:

Didn't even come across this in algebra.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 25, 2020:

Guess that was reserved for Algebra II. I didn't get that far.

Harvard Scientist Predicts Coronavirus May Infect 70% of Humanity Harvard University ...

moonmaid comments on Feb 25, 2020:

So no surprise but there's a conspiracy theory that this virus has been constructed to cause an epidemic and to upset the world order. I'm no believer in conspiracy theories myself but it might be food for thought

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 25, 2020:

Last I heard, it is only fatal two to three percent of time. Those that die from it are the usual suspects: frail, elderly, already have other heath problems . . . .

Never would have guessed....

FrayedBear comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Very prescient - coffee wasn't common until the 15th century https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_coffee

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 25, 2020:

@FrayedBear I cited **your own source.** It refers to less than clear "report and legends." Gee, you did read your own source?

Gullywasher noun Chiefly Midland and Western U.S. A usually short, heavy rainstorm.

bobwjr comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Knew this

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 25, 2020:

@bobwjr >lot of family in the midwest I'll try to ignore that and remain on friendly terms with you.

I can't react to anything via the like menu options, and I also cannot see who reacted to a post ...

Captain_Feelgood comments on Feb 21, 2020:

Trump told the Russians to hack our site... THAT BASTARD!! 😂

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 25, 2020:

@Captain_Feelgood Got me. I tried to look it up and all I got is Putin has friendly discussions with the pope.

What a coincidence

EricJones comments on Feb 23, 2020:

Depends-if you're using miles one way and kilometers the other then it's different.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 25, 2020:

@SiouxcitySue . . . is more confusing.

While I would adore the feeling of a deep, giddy love for a man that leaves me no doubt “this is ...

Petter comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Strong friendship with powerful loyalty is the end result of fierce love that has finally matured, in the same way that raw spirit will mellow after years of maturing in wood casks, yet retain a hidden strength.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 25, 2020:

@Petter "Around these part[s]" means **not Ireland.** When the Irish washed up on American shores, they continued to make distilled spirits without the consent of the government. Many an illicit distiller continued to called it "poitin." Without quality control, much of it was awful and sometimes deadly because they might use lead condensers and car radiators. Legend has it because it was often distilled at night, it was called "moonshine." However, some illegal distillers had both quality control and all copper equipment. Into the late 20th century, they began to get a liquor distilling license and pay taxes on it. The major advantage of **not** paying taxes on it was low overhead and cheaper booze. Should come for a visit, you can buy it legally at the local liquor store under brand names such as "Georgia moon." Often the aged quality bourbon cost less than the moonshine, depending on which state it's made in. Major deal is most moonshiners for it was easier to convert to illegal drugs such as meth and marijuana than make moonshine. Therefore as a illegal product, it's dying out while as unaged bourbon it is making a come back.

Let's go camping! See:

BrentMBA2004 comments on Feb 24, 2020:

@wonderwarthog99, my lady and I will be doing a overnighter in Providence Canyon next month. I picked s site close to the South Glory Hole lake. Gotta be a story behind that name! " Let's go camping! See: "

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 25, 2020:

Next to the dam, there is a circular raised drain. If the water raises past a certain point, rather that wait for the dam to break the water goes down the drain. Hence the name.

Never would have guessed....

FrayedBear comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Very prescient - coffee wasn't common until the 15th century https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_coffee

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 25, 2020:

Your source says: "The history of coffee dates back to the 15th century, and **possibly earlier** with a number of reports and legends surrounding its first use.

Put to good use?

glennlab comments on Feb 25, 2020:

You lost me. Huh?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 25, 2020:

He's trying to spread his limited understanding of sexuality.

I'd heard clique before but not ...

itsmedammit comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Some politicians have claque. I noticed when a reporter was talking with people at a recent Trump rally, a number of the supporters proudly stated how many rallies they had been to at a variety of locations. Seems Trump has traveling groupies.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 23, 2020:

Think he puts them on a mailing list?

While I would adore the feeling of a deep, giddy love for a man that leaves me no doubt “this is ...

AnneWimsey comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Even if that is the plan (FWB) I think love creeps in, usually

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 23, 2020:

@Petter After almost a week in Paris, never saw an French maids in those outfits. Do they remain hidden or something?

While I would adore the feeling of a deep, giddy love for a man that leaves me no doubt “this is ...

Petter comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Strong friendship with powerful loyalty is the end result of fierce love that has finally matured, in the same way that raw spirit will mellow after years of maturing in wood casks, yet retain a hidden strength.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 23, 2020:

Around these part they want unaged bourbon fresh from the still. It's called moonshine. Perhaps of you've heard of it: clear, cheap, sleazy and powerful.

Only for weddings and funerals

glennlab comments on Feb 22, 2020:

But they never bring out the good wine for guests.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 23, 2020:

@Rudy1962 For our flesh of Christ today, would you prefer Saltines or Ritz? For blood we have a charming Merlot with hints of cherry with a tannin finish . . . . Wine and crackers? Where the hell is the cheese? Art gallery. Two blocks down the street.

Bernie is winning,! Can he beat Trump?

Charlene comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Fuck yeah he can..

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 23, 2020:

According to the polls, **ANY** of the democratic nominees can beat Trump. If I want to see my wife or any of her fundamentalist Christian relatives cringe, I'll sing the glories of Mayor Pete.

An observation about being "single"?

Petter comments on Feb 22, 2020:

I have come across people who have a beaten up old car specifically for visiting dubious areas of some cities. A friend of mine in Kampala used to drive around in a beaten up old VW Kombi. At home he had a top of the range Mercedes.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 23, 2020:

Last time I parked an old rust'o'matic in a questionable neighborhood, they stole that car's. battery. Stripping car parts is a thriving business in funky town.

Gullywasher noun Chiefly Midland and Western U.S. A usually short, heavy rainstorm.

bobwjr comments on Feb 22, 2020:

Knew this

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 23, 2020:

It's not worth bragging about.

Next Tuesday isn't ANY Tuesday. It's Fat Tuesday. What you doing?

SiouxcitySue comments on Feb 21, 2020:

As a heathen, I don't care, although I have always wanted to go to N'Awlins for a parade. Even when I attended church to satisfy family members, been atheist since I was 16, no one in the West cared about Fat Tuesday as the start of Lent. In my Green Irish family that was a Roman Catholic thing so ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 23, 2020:

@glennlab Like San Francisco, one also has the option of taking the trolley. In a American megalopolis, the car is the enemy of the city. Hitting a bicycle is worth two points.

The origin of mankind?

scurry comments on Feb 22, 2020:

I think I hear the faint sound of banjos.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 23, 2020:

One of the most popular bumper stickers here in South Carolina says "Paddle faster. I hear banjos!" I was tempted to buy a coffee mug that said "Big Foot saw me."

Orthosomnia no definition here just a report. NPR [npr.org]

Marionville comments on Feb 18, 2020:

Greek..ortho (straight) + somnia (sleep).

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 23, 2020:

@Marionville Transatlantic cruises are famous for hosting largely the newly weds and the nearly dead. Near me are several wine "trails." Private car is required rather than backpacking gear. One of them goes through the north Georgia mountains and through my favorite tourist trap, Helen, Georgia. They have five wine sampling outlets in Helen. We could get in the back seat and let Petunia drive to all of them. After sampling room #3, count on her to snarl "Why don't you **buy** something already?" Most wineries limit free samples from three to five skimpy samples. Quality of Georgia wines vary radically. If offered peach wine it is advisable to slam one's fist down on the counter and yell **Hell no!**

I can't react to anything via the like menu options, and I also cannot see who reacted to a post ...

Captain_Feelgood comments on Feb 21, 2020:

Trump told the Russians to hack our site... THAT BASTARD!! 😂

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 22, 2020:

You sure agents of the Pope didn't do it?

Next Tuesday isn't ANY Tuesday. It's Fat Tuesday. What you doing?

SiouxcitySue comments on Feb 21, 2020:

As a heathen, I don't care, although I have always wanted to go to N'Awlins for a parade. Even when I attended church to satisfy family members, been atheist since I was 16, no one in the West cared about Fat Tuesday as the start of Lent. In my Green Irish family that was a Roman Catholic thing so ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 22, 2020:

@glennlab It is **never** easy to move around New Orleans. It has the Mississippi River encircling it in a crescent shape. In the founding fathers' wisdom, almost all those streets are one way directly into the Mississippi River. Finding a public parking spot is on par with visiting New York City.

This morning every time I click on "reply" even if the comment is aimed at me, I can't leave a ...

developer comments on Feb 21, 2020:

working now

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 22, 2020:

@Petter Maybe it was the MIT repair: if it didn't work, hit it with a hammer.

This morning every time I click on "reply" even if the comment is aimed at me, I can't leave a ...

maturin1919 comments on Feb 21, 2020:

If you had been blocked you wouldn't see the comments at all.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 22, 2020:

I have been blocked by people and kept seeing their comments anyway. However, it seems to a flaw that has been fixed now.

Next Tuesday isn't ANY Tuesday. It's Fat Tuesday. What you doing?

Wangobango3 comments on Feb 21, 2020:

"Status Error" on the poll. I think I'll get shriven.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 22, 2020:

That would explain why the poll got three WHOLE votes.

Next Tuesday isn't ANY Tuesday. It's Fat Tuesday. What you doing?

glennlab comments on Feb 21, 2020:

People are under the mistaken view that Mardi Gras is just fat Tuesday. It is a celebration of debauchery that begins 40 days before fat Tuesday with parades and parties and parades every weekend and several weekdays. So on fat Tuesday I will be safely tucked in to avoid the amateur drunks and ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 22, 2020:

Absolutely correct. Fat Tuesday is the **last** day of Mardi Gras and therefore is the wildest party times. Additionally, it's not restricted to New Orleans. The oldest Mardi Gras celebration is in Mobile, Alabama. I used to go the one in my hometown, Pensacola, Florida.

MSNBC is left biased news they don't show the whole context it's all taken out of context.

Buddha comments on Feb 21, 2020:

I hope you dont put to much trust in oan... they're worse than faux news , if that is possible.. However. msnbc is going downhill with the like of chris Matthew's, chuck todd , and joy Reid. And throw in ugly claire mccaskel

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 22, 2020:

@Drew69 The head of the Republican party (Trump) tells so many lies in office that when it comes to rating lies and misleading statements, the Washington Post had to invent the "bottomless Pinocchio" rating for his speeches. I used to tell the gag that Obama and I grew up in the shadow of a Kenyan radical mosque because of Trump's re-telling his birther claims. The Republicans turn green when people resort to fact checking them. Republicans have **no faith** in telling the truth.

MSNBC is left biased news they don't show the whole context it's all taken out of context.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 21, 2020:

This isn't MSNBC. It is Tipping Point, a far right wing news outlet on OAN. OAN has been around since March 2013. OAN is known for its pro-Trump content, promotion of conspiracy theories, and criticisms of the mainstream media. Predictably this video argues women shouldn't be represented in board...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 22, 2020:

@Drew69 Oh, pish posh. I'm entitled to express my own view in a discussion group. Nobody in this group starts out saying they are a spokesperson for any group.

MSNBC is left biased news they don't show the whole context it's all taken out of context.

Drew69 comments on Feb 21, 2020:

So you already believe that your Superior by not seeing the facts I'm sending you fax if you don't want to see the facts you are the blind deaf and mute religious culthttps://youtu.be/Lq5fGoJrXJs

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 22, 2020:

>So you already believe that your Superior by not seeing the facts I'm sending you fax if you don't want to see the facts you are the blind deaf and mute religious cult That was a head scratching response. "Superior" when it's capitalized is a title, i.e. "Mother Superior." I might be called a mother but never a member of the Catholic Church. My folks were Methodists. Additionally, you made the error of using "your" instead of "you're" as in "you are." "Sending you a fax"? Who's got a fax machine anymore? This is the internet. You may mean you're sending a video. If anyone was "blind deaf and mute" they couldn't respond. People from religious cults, don't stay on this atheist/agnostic site unless you're counting of the FSM group. Were you feeling a bit rabid when you wrote that? You're not making a ton of sense.

MSNBC is left biased news they don't show the whole context it's all taken out of context.

Drew69 comments on Feb 21, 2020:

Oh what's the matter does Leslie wheeler not tell the Democratic narrative the way you want poorDems

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 22, 2020:

She isn't even coming close to telling the "Democratic narrative." She's supporting unequal opportunity.

MSNBC is left biased news they don't show the whole context it's all taken out of context.

Drew69 comments on Feb 21, 2020:

You know why donkey is represented by democrats don't you because Democrats are jackasses they would rather push a narrative that's untrue

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 22, 2020:

A tad off. The reason democrats are represented by a donkey dates back to President Andrew Jackson. An editorial cartoonist drew Jackson as a donkey. Rather than act like Trump and file lawsuits, Jackson enjoyed it as a joke and identified with the donkey. The party followed by adopting the image of being tough, strong, loyal and persistent.

Orthosomnia no definition here just a report. NPR [npr.org]

Marionville comments on Feb 18, 2020:

Greek..ortho (straight) + somnia (sleep).

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 21, 2020:

@Marionville Petunia prefers catching a cruise out of the port of Charleston, SC. It's less than a day's drive. It's got a few charms we've missed on previous visits. Her second choice would be a two day drive to the port of New Orleans. The Mari Gras there will end this month on Ash Wednesday, preceded by the wild festivities of Fat Tuesday. Because she's a fundamentalist Southern Baptist, she wants to avoid Fat Tuesday. For this old goat I've always wanted to rent a balcony overlooking the Rue d'bourbon on Fat Tuesday. That's because it's the custom of the people for women to flash their breasts for Mari Gras bead necklaces that are typically thrown off of the parade floats to the cries of "Throw me something, mister!" While they do that all year on the Rue d'Bourbon, the crowds are bigger on Fat Tuesday. I have 80 pounds of otherwise worthless Mari Gras necklaces waiting to go to half naked women. Where is your preferred cruise ship port of departure? If you promise to keep your blouse on, I'll give you a hand full of necklaces.

Cactits ( . )( . )

MichelleGar1 comments on Feb 19, 2020:

Looks like balls with an erect penis, I don't see tits! Lol

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 20, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 I always wad panties once they're off the dryer/clothesline. I refuse to fold them. Panties in a wad is a grand tradition of mine. They're not my panties but rather an unrelated tradition of women who sexually ravish me if I'll do their wash. Some gals will do **anything** rather than hang out in a laundromat. They never mention that in high school sex ed. BTW, I enjoy camping/hiking in the Blue Ridge Mountains. The hardwoods produce so much hydrocarbons they turn the horizon blue, long before white people showed up. (See photos below). You go camping in a recreational vehicle (RV)?

Orthosomnia no definition here just a report. NPR [npr.org]

Marionville comments on Feb 18, 2020:

Greek..ortho (straight) + somnia (sleep).

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 20, 2020:

@Marionville The point is finding a place to meet that requires the LEAST amount of travel for both of us because I'm assuming Jack is willing to pay the fare. Azores might be nice next May. I wonder if there are cruise ships that go there. It'd be a travel agent's nightmare to get them to meet there at the same time.

now trmp in normalizi crruption Sorr adio isn't working in FB on my end, still works fine on saved ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 20, 2020:

>now trmp in normalizi crruption It's now time for both us to buy a new keyboard.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 20, 2020:

@TheGreatShadow I've seen computer keyboards for sale at second hand stores for under $10.

Too lazy to check if this is true, but I tend to believe it.

TheKranium comments on Feb 18, 2020:

I would love to start an agnostic prison outreach program that teaches inmates how to be good citizens without religion.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 20, 2020:

@TheKranium >I’ve seen enough of this country to know that there is more truth to the movie Forrest Gump than you realize. I've known enough cripples to know they're not going to become instantly cured by fear like Forrest. Everyone who gets into business (i.e. Gump's shrimping) without knowing what they're doing or having a little business education **fails.** I've yet to see legless first mates getting a job on a small fishing smack as the **entire** crew. Do you think Gump was suddenly gifted with a knowledge of marine navigation and marketing? I can believe an old buddy of mine who told me commercial fishermen are the "scum of the earth" because I've met enough of them. Forest would have been cheated, lied to and had his boat stolen. The movie takes 87 tons of artistic license. You could charter ocean liners through those those plot holes. On the other hand you're holding it up as truth, justice and the American way. Hokey smokes, Bullwinkle! Additionally you're saying is you've traveled more than I have without knowing where I've been to and lived in the United States. It is refreshing however to see self righteousness to extend to "I'm more traveled than thou." I've been from Key West to Tacoma, Washington; from Southern California to Maine and points between. Why I've even been to where the native tongue is Hindu-Creole, visited Central America and parts of Europe. You? Where you been? Ever been to places where the smallest unit of cocaine is a sugar scoop? I went to one place off the east coast of Africa where right after stepping onto the dock they offered to sell me a block of opium and sun glasses (separate vendors). To cut to the chase: your rhetoric is a shade shaky. Original, misinformed and bogus. >Why do you believe people who are ignorant enough to fall for religion while a captive audience in prison aren’t capable of being “brainwashed” into agnosticism while a captive audience? My point on that issue is the inmates are likely to try to sell the parole board they have become one with Christ and therefore should be released into society. Parole board isn't that stupid. However, the inmates don't know that and try it anyway. Logically if they approached the parole board and proclaimed they're Godless heathens now, they might find their sentence extended.

A guy on Match wrote, “You seem like a great person, but I’m not political.

GreatNani comments on Feb 20, 2020:

Wow! That's great. He may be worth meeting just for the fact that he actually read your profile and took you seriously!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 20, 2020:

@Petter There is an amazing amount of discrimination against us cold blooded fungus people who lack a pulse.

Orthosomnia no definition here just a report. NPR [npr.org]

Marionville comments on Feb 18, 2020:

Greek..ortho (straight) + somnia (sleep).

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 20, 2020:

@Marionville There are several Saint Helenas. There's St. Helena Island, South Carolina. It's not in the **middle** of the Atlantic. Petunia would want to take the four minute side trip to Hilton Head, SC, both of which are islands technically in the Atlantic Ocean. Predictably, Hilton Head is expensive even if I pitch our tents. For me the plus side is it is a five hour drive from where I live in South Carolina. We could have seperate sleeping tents **and** a cabana tent. The one you **may** be thinking of is St. Helena, in the middle of the south Atlantic. It's famous for Napoleon's exile. It's not only difficult to get to, it lacks anything a reasonable person would want to visit. There is St. Helena, California and a volcano in the northwestern US . . . . I've been threatening to whisk Petunia off to Quebec, Canada to remind her once more how useless her three years of high school French has become. We could meet there although it is not a half way point but it beats an isolated island in the South Atlantic.

Cactits ( . )( . )

MichelleGar1 comments on Feb 19, 2020:

Looks like balls with an erect penis, I don't see tits! Lol

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 20, 2020:

Balls between the out reached shoulders? Are you from my home planet, Mongo? Hug me gently. I was paying more attention to the trail on the next hill over, something absolutely nobody is paying the slightest attention to. It appears to stop in the middle of nowhere, bringing back memories of the times I've gotten seriously lost. There's a trail map I consulted where the trail forks to either the tallest waterfall in South Carolina (see: https://www.hdcarolina.com/episode/raven-cliff-falls-overlook) or eight miles into the middle of the woods. Why anyone would want to hike eight miles into middle of the woods and double back still eludes me. Just because the trail goes there? Oh well. Memories of a guy who's done too much hiking in parts not well known. (Don't forget to visit my site, "Camping for adults in Dixie (no children) Group"} I could amble on about it but people would rather yatter on about suggestively formed cactus covered in thorny pricks.

I just came up with a plot to a movie that could be the gateway to an entirely new genre.

Novelty comments on Feb 19, 2020:

Are you a Christian? This sounds like the kinds of ideas I heard a lot when I was in Christianity. Christian media simply blows goats.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 20, 2020:

>Christian media simply blows goats. Happy, happy, goats?

Orthosomnia no definition here just a report. NPR [npr.org]

Marionville comments on Feb 18, 2020:

Greek..ortho (straight) + somnia (sleep).

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 20, 2020:

@JackPedigo >See Marionville. She refuses to darken my doorstep or send me air fare so I can darken her doorsteps. It's a stand off. You could send us both airfare and we could meet half way in the Atlantic.

Too lazy to check if this is true, but I tend to believe it.

TheKranium comments on Feb 18, 2020:

I would love to start an agnostic prison outreach program that teaches inmates how to be good citizens without religion.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 20, 2020:

@TheKranium >My plan working has nothing to do with whatever your plan is. They are unrelated.' When you don't say which plan you're referring to at first, confusion reigns. As long as we're dealing with confusion . . . . >You don’t have to be a genius to learn how to be a good citizen. I wasn't talking about geniuses by a long shot. I was talking about semi-literate jail birds including the ones that are unable to read because they're just not that swift or ambitious. Most of them don't have a GED or are even high school graduates. Somebody has to have below average intelligence. These are people actively resisting education because they have higher density than your average fence post. I wouldn't call them idiots because it's such an out of date term. I should restrain myself from hammering that point even further. Education is not the answer. Because your plan centers around education, it won't work with those people. > I think the movie Forrest Gump hit that nail on the head. Snort. Giggle. Giggle. It's fictional movie in which Forrest's mother fucks the school board to keep him in school and Forrest marries a whore dying from STD. Yea, that is a realistic model for you. There are a fair share of a southerners who view the movie as Hollywood's excuse why gentlemen from the south do well. They're idiots but, you know, they're POLITE idiots. Not to put too fine of a point on it: YOU BOUGHT THAT? 👌 Hooray for Hollywood!!

Don't you just love the sort of day we've just had here?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 19, 2020:

## One of my favorite places to go camping and hiking is the Smoky Mountain National Forest. It is a rain forest and most visited park in the states. Annual rain fall ranges from 65 to 85 inches a year. The heaviest rain falls near the peaks and the lightest in the valleys. For a fun time, make...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 19, 2020:

@Petter I have seen two cities that were visited by a class five. Both of them looked like they had been leveled by a nuclear bomb. While the winds are bad enough, it's the tidal surge that finishes the job. In the video below, pay attention how many shore line houses are still standing after a class five. https://www.heraldmailmedia.com/news/usa_today/hurricane-michael-left-mexico-beach-in-shambles/video_041a74e6-c8fc-52d1-9e50-3828b61d984f.html I need a hammer and chisel to remove my freezer's frost without waiting all day for the ice to melt.

infuriating me (doesn't take much) is when I get a notice of a new post and find out it's been ...

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 17, 2020:

No need to become infuriated. Laugh it off. "Always look on the bright side of life." :)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 19, 2020:

@BestWithoutGods I plan to live forever or die trying.

When in doubt, duct it.

OldGoat43 comments on Feb 18, 2020:

I miss watching Red Green. He was inspirational to me.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 19, 2020:

@scurry His most practical advice was "If you can't be handsome, be handy."

Don't you just love the sort of day we've just had here?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 19, 2020:

## One of my favorite places to go camping and hiking is the Smoky Mountain National Forest. It is a rain forest and most visited park in the states. Annual rain fall ranges from 65 to 85 inches a year. The heaviest rain falls near the peaks and the lightest in the valleys. For a fun time, make...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 19, 2020:

@Petter An extreme hurricane (class five) can whip up winds of 170 mph. There is no class six -- YET. Luckily I dodged a class five by moving to the mountains. Most hurricanes I've experienced had winds of up to 120 mph. One of them dumped 60 inches in a single day. Here panic is gripping the locals over tomorrow's forecast of a "light dusting" of snow.

Orthosomnia no definition here just a report. NPR [npr.org]

Marionville comments on Feb 18, 2020:

Greek..ortho (straight) + somnia (sleep).

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 19, 2020:

@JackPedigo Apparently the word is so new, it hasn't made it into dictionaries.

Don't you just love the sort of day we've just had here?

BitFlipper comments on Feb 18, 2020:

I don't know if you've noticed, but we don't all live in Spain.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 19, 2020:

@Petter I have heard tell a person may have to walk all the way to the end of the street to get a drink in Spain.

Had a wild time during US President's Day.

Petter comments on Feb 18, 2020:

When was it? .... and does the US actually have a proper president at the moment.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 19, 2020:

@Petter >don't tell me there was another long weekend. It's too late now. Here in Dixie there's a Confederate Memorial Day (May 10th for South and North Carolina) to honor the 280,000 who died for fighting for the losing side of the Civil War. Because of the elusive concept of state's rights it is observed on as a state holiday in Alabama, Florida, and Georgia on the fourth Monday in April. In Mississippi it is observed on the last Monday in April. Texas calls it Confederate Hero's Day, which was observed on January 19th. Their state motto is "Don't Mess With Texas." Moan. I used to live there. Texas is its own universe. I ought to get around to telling you about Austin's former Sheriff Wonderful and a former mayoral candidate Oat Willy. Then there's this from their favorite songsmith: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a50gPRSi3Ic In Dixie, state's rights is frequently translated as the states don't have to agree on anything. Therefore, five different days for the same holiday with some former confederate states (for example Virginia) ignoring the whole thing. That extra holiday in Dixie is another reason the rest of the country doesn't like good old boys from Dixie. For details, see: https://www.officeholidays.com/holidays/usa/confederate-memorial-day

The blocking process seems to be wrecking havoc, and it is because it is a mutual self destruct.

bingst comments on Feb 18, 2020:

I think I see what you're getting at, but I'm not sure that is the way FB works. At any rate, I would think few would allow a one-way block for long, up until they figured out they had been blocked.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 19, 2020:

@DavidDuhon I used to see replies on FB like: "Hey, guy who blocked Warthog, he's not like that." Followed by a reply from a guy/gal who blocked me that I can't see. "No, no, guy who blocked Warthog, when Warthog is wrong is he'll admit it." "What Warthog **meant**guy who blocked Warthog . . . . you got it all wrong." "Well, guy who blocked Warthog . . . . " There comes a point when I get all teary eyed about my loyal followers, few and far between as they might be. Therefore I'm not sold on blocking people until the **only** thing they have to say is calling me names. For some reason, they're almost always Aussies. There is even a group of Aussies who encouraged me to go down under so they could beat on my face. I kept telling them to pay for my airfare and I'd come. I'm a fearless fart. No airfare was ever offered. Wimps.

I was looking for a noun that defined someone who hates men, &/or masculinity.

evidentialist comments on Feb 18, 2020:

Misandrogynist From **misandry**

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 19, 2020:

Mr. Andry has regretted it ever since.

When in doubt, duct it.

OldGoat43 comments on Feb 18, 2020:

I miss watching Red Green. He was inspirational to me.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 19, 2020:

I'm trying to remember his possum lodge oath. Wasn't it "We are men but we can change"?

infuriating me (doesn't take much) is when I get a notice of a new post and find out it's been ...

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 17, 2020:

No need to become infuriated. Laugh it off. "Always look on the bright side of life." :)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 19, 2020:

@BestWithoutGods That's it? We're going to die? Let's get **happy!**

Too lazy to check if this is true, but I tend to believe it.

TheKranium comments on Feb 18, 2020:

I would love to start an agnostic prison outreach program that teaches inmates how to be good citizens without religion.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 19, 2020:

@TheKranium >But I don’t buy it “won’t work”. You're saying that without knowing what **my** master plan is for lowering prison populations. **Your** plan wouldn't work because it assumes the average jail inmate is reasonably intelligent. You may assume you have met the great numb nuts of all time but you have no freaking idea until you've rubbed elbows with jail birds.

Main page looks boring without avatars and memes. No color blah. Anyone agree?

Cutiebeauty comments on Feb 18, 2020:

I like the new design...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 18, 2020:

Now, now. Don't feed the administrators.

infuriating me (doesn't take much) is when I get a notice of a new post and find out it's been ...

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 17, 2020:

No need to become infuriated. Laugh it off. "Always look on the bright side of life." :)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 18, 2020:

Theme song of tacking Christ to the cross? Looks like we have a supply of Monty Pythons in here.

infuriating me (doesn't take much) is when I get a notice of a new post and find out it's been ...

MsAl comments on Feb 18, 2020:

I would personally take this more seriously if you said it annoyed you. It is a frustrating issue

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 18, 2020:

That word "infuriating" was too fancy for you?

Too lazy to check if this is true, but I tend to believe it.

TheKranium comments on Feb 18, 2020:

I would love to start an agnostic prison outreach program that teaches inmates how to be good citizens without religion.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 18, 2020:

Won't work. Primarily because inmates frequently cite "turning to Jesus" as proof they're entitled to early release. Parole boards have heard it before, sometimes from a returning inmate. The primarily reasons one goes to jail are mental problems and inability to hold down a job. Additionally, one finds high levels of functional -- if not outright -- illiteracy. Prisons for profit now add to the reason why the US has among the highest percentage of people in jail. One day I shall explain how to lower inmate population and raise your food bill. It is an unpopular, yet practical, theory.

Had a wild time during US President's Day.

Petter comments on Feb 18, 2020:

When was it? .... and does the US actually have a proper president at the moment.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 18, 2020:

Although it is a federally mandated holiday it's not generally observed except for members of the federal government, such as postal workers.

Had a wild time during US President's Day.

Petter comments on Feb 18, 2020:

When was it? .... and does the US actually have a proper president at the moment.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 18, 2020:

It was last Monday to honor presidents Washington and Lincoln.

Lincolnesque adjective Like or characteristic of Abraham Lincoln: a Lincolnesque compassion.

Marionville comments on Feb 17, 2020:

Never heard this one before!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 18, 2020:

I guess there are no world class rail splinters in your neck of the world.

Lincolnesque adjective Like or characteristic of Abraham Lincoln: a Lincolnesque compassion.

Charlene comments on Feb 17, 2020:

I reckon I'm Lincolnesque at 6' tall..

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 18, 2020:

Got a beard? Married a crazy woman?

Lincolnesque adjective Like or characteristic of Abraham Lincoln: a Lincolnesque compassion.

dalefvictor comments on Feb 17, 2020:

Tried to join this group but the button does not work. Apparently I can post to the group so something is doing something. Anyway, hello folks.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 18, 2020:

That is because we'd heard about you.

infuriating me (doesn't take much) is when I get a notice of a new post and find out it's been ...

IrishTxJudy comments on Feb 17, 2020:

First world problems? I can think of better things to get pissed off about, but I have a very low flash point. Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 18, 2020:

>First world problems? You're asking? You don't know?

And he was so excited! 😂😂😂

Dancing comments on Feb 18, 2020:

Might be cute too. Lol

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 18, 2020:

It's decked out with bows.

A little late, but I hear they are going to make it an annual event

bookofmorons comments on Feb 16, 2020:

Gentlemen - we have a winner

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 17, 2020:

@FrayedBear I'd tell you but I'm all out of crayons and puppets.

A little late, but I hear they are going to make it an annual event

bookofmorons comments on Feb 16, 2020:

Gentlemen - we have a winner

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 17, 2020:

@FrayedBear No. I don't hang out at city hall and take photos of their application forms. Lissome ladies in Sydney's King's Cross told me all about it a few decades ago before giving me directions to China Town.

A little late, but I hear they are going to make it an annual event

bookofmorons comments on Feb 16, 2020:

Gentlemen - we have a winner

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 17, 2020:

@FrayedBear The Aussie group application to impersonate police officers doesn't exist.

A little late, but I hear they are going to make it an annual event

bookofmorons comments on Feb 16, 2020:

Gentlemen - we have a winner

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 16, 2020:

@FrayedBear The application doesn't apply if I leave the states.

A little late, but I hear they are going to make it an annual event

bookofmorons comments on Feb 16, 2020:

Gentlemen - we have a winner

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 16, 2020:

It's a winner until someone says "Winter tent camping?"

They say there is plenty of fish in the sea, but when you go to sea, you also have to deal with ...

Petter comments on Feb 15, 2020:

Completely off theme, but did you know that jelly-fish stings are alkaline? They can be neutralised by pouring any dilute acid over the section of skin that they stung.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 16, 2020:

@Petter In radical contrast I had a moray eel (they are famous for biting diver's hands off in a single chomp) gently pet me. I was making the water murky while I pried oysters off the reef. I couldn't see clearly enough to know what it was. After I stopped, the water cleared up and I could see what was brushing up on my hand. My guess is it was grateful for crushing tiny muscles on the reef while removing the oysters and therefore feeding it. My first decision was move further down the reef, far, far away from THAT thing.

Oh, crap! That moment when you realize your voice was raspy yesterday and this morning the throat ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 16, 2020:

## We'll always have the cowboy cure. Go to bed with a bottle of rock and rye. Hang your hat on the bed post. When you see two hats, stop. Rock and rye is a mixture of rock candy and rye whiskey.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 16, 2020:

@EyesThatSmile It's a cure for cowboys. Besides do you even wear a hat?

Sounds about right to me.

EyesThatSmile comments on Feb 15, 2020:

Potatoes may be more versatile. Maybe...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 16, 2020:

Get back to me when you've had a guacamole pancake.