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Getting the most out of Agnostic.com
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 10, 2019:
1) Join groups, especially ones that have topics you enjoy. Look for groups that have more than 80 members, ensuring they have more traffic than those with under 20 members. 2) Make replies to people who post. 3) Make posts in groups, starting off topics especially posts that asks people what they think, what they feel, what they do, etc. Be engaging. 4) Make a group with a topic that interests you. This may flop but try anyway. 5) Don't forget to leave a trail of memes that may not have **anything** to do with the topic or your posts/replies. 6) Piss on the prissy overlords once you've found the wrong group. They'll kick yer butt out of the group but what the hell? Were you having fun there? As a great old upstate New York proverb says "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke." 7) Add links to your posts that expostulate whatever you said. 8) Now for something totally different to observe #5
To Poo-Poo /To pooh Pooh military slang to casually dismiss or to ignore as unimportant ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 10, 2019:
One half of a phoo bear.
It's Muuundaaaay
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 10, 2019:
# According to Sesame Street it's --
Seward, Donaldson, and Emmonds mountains in the Adirondack park. Buggy as heck, but otherwise ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 10, 2019:
Looks like the mountains around here: rounded tops.
Good Monday morning 🌞 Right on to today's question: what is your favorite alcohol drink? And ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 10, 2019:
Moscato from a Myrtle Beach Duplin South Carolina winery, Abita Bourbon Street Imperial Stout (dark as my soul craft beer), dry gin martini with Spanish olives (straight up, stirred never shaken) or a Wreck 'em Ralph Hurricane (5.5 ounces of rum in a fruit punch). Anything canned, pickled or bottled would do.
I have tried a couple of other date sites and so many profiles start out with must love Jesus, or ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 10, 2019:
On your dating profile say you're into preparing French and far east cuisine. a big fan of *Ask Heloise* housework, gardening, and insist on washing the dishes. Add you need a traveling companion with a passport. Couldn't hurt if some of those things are **true.** Don't spare descriptive adverbs and adjectives. Run the profile through a spell and grammar checker so you won't sound semi-literate. Avoid complex, compound sentences as well as common vulgarities. Then scroll down to the bottom of your profile, see which members live nearby and send them a "Hello neighbor." A crowd of dewy eyed women will darken your doorstep, some of them moaning in lust "You do dishes?" Put the dog in the kennel; break out the designer condoms -- the glow in the dark lemon flavored ones with the racing stripes. Double points for a clean bathroom. If you ironed the sheets, they'll never leave.
Happy Sunday All. Well its another beautiful sunny day. Wishing you a beautiful day! My yard sale ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 9, 2019:
Been unpacking today from a three day trip to Licking Lizard, North Carolina. We had packed for a camping trip as well until the old car died and we had to find a newer one. As a result, we had to skip the camping. At least we got to see a licking lizard perched on top of a filling station.
Very interesting 🤔
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 9, 2019:
# If you wait for your prince to come, you'll have a dog named "prince." Come Prince! Come!
Here you go
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 9, 2019:
Perky tits with turgid nipples. Who'd thunk?
Points needed: in 48 hours I will have been on this site for 3 months and I need 1,100 points to ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 9, 2019:
Explain you're an reckless alcoholic driver against mad mothers
Doesn't make sense to me either, but I do enjoy it
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 9, 2019:
My master plan was to dodge hotel and restaurant bills. Her plan was let to go into town, eat out and go shopping for junk.
I had a dream about someone from here on agnostic.com last night. Our compatibility percentage here...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 9, 2019:
>we live an ocean apart, so we probably never will. Meh. People have crossed oceans before. One gal bought me a plane ticket. There are tons of **cheap** ways to travel, including hanging out in the pilot's lounge and stay charming until they offer to take you with them. You can also look into tramp steamers. They have low cost state rooms.
How do you debunk it when someone claims religion, no matter it's true or false' serves as an ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 9, 2019:
Tell them to listen to all the whimpering in nursing homes when they're sure their Maker is going to send 'em to hell.
Am I the only one seeing that there is no longer an Anti-Theist label in updating profiles?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 9, 2019:
Think I'll change mine to Muffinist. That's from the Last Temple of the Great Black Muffin Mistress. There's a God but She is pissed at humans. Don't brother Her pitiful human.
Last seen fleeing Florida...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 9, 2019:
Hello Amber. How's it hanging?
Now where'd I leave my drink?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 9, 2019:
Another reason to keep the liquor cabinet full.
Points needed: in 48 hours I will have been on this site for 3 months and I need 1,100 points to ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 9, 2019:
Tell 'em you're establishing a home for elderly child molesters that support Trump for king of the United States political action group across the street from vacation bible school. That'll rack up the points.
OK - and a perfectly innocent picture of a young lady on a bicycle. No nudity. Not even a short ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 8, 2019:
Without a chain guard, her dress will get snagged.
What’s the cheesiest pickup line you’ve ever had directed at you? Or the cheesiest you’ve ever...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 8, 2019:
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?
What’s the cheesiest pickup line you’ve ever had directed at you? Or the cheesiest you’ve ever...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 8, 2019:
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
What’s the cheesiest pickup line you’ve ever had directed at you? Or the cheesiest you’ve ever...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 8, 2019:
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is one of the longest words in the dictionary — and, in an ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 4, 2019:
My source adds " What are the symptoms? *"Symptoms may be triggered when a person sees a long word, such as “antidisestablishmentarianism.” This can cause a person with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia to feel a great deal of fear and anxiety. They may also avoid reading so they don’t have to come across long words that’ll cause them to panic."* I can create terror so easily.
Here are a few British protest signs from yesterday. I hope Trump saw them all.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 4, 2019:
I liked "You're just another prick with no wall."
There are points in your life where you make decisions. You act in a way that you feel shamed of. ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 4, 2019:
On the far extreme, my point is enjoy life while you got it. BTW, I view dating sites as the pits. It's unlikely a person will get love of their life. However like the lottery, sometimes people win. Don't bet the rent. The likely result is you'll develop an on line friend you'll never see. Good chance you might wind up talking to them on the phone as well as too good a chance they live too far away to date. Beats watching TV on lonesome nights. Then there's my ex-biz partner, may the parole board be turning him down now. He was computer illiterate but he'd have dozens of women for his annual cross country motorcycle run. He got their addresses out of magazines with ads for women who wanted to write prison inmates. He'd stop at the places they lived over a wildly zigzaging course from Pensacola, Florida to Sturgis, South Dakota. He had no real plans to date any of them. All he wanted is a series of one night stands. Once a year he went to a motorcycle rally in Sturgis, leaving a trail of freaked out women behind him. He'd rape and assault (or was that assault first, rape second -- I forget) them before leaving for the next woman, next town. It's why I hope the patrol board keeps turning him down. I had to mention Gary's trail of one night stands after you'd mentioned once a year you visited Match.com. Once a year, Gary went to Sturgis driving drunk and chugging beer all the way for ~14,000 miles round trip. The guy was a psychotic alcoholic with poor personal hygiene. There ought be a screen play written about his annual trip. He was a good subject for a college level creative writing paper. I got an A+. He was an unforgettable guy I ought to forget.
Congratulations to @scurry on making it to level 8. We look forward to your contributions as you ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 4, 2019:
Don't forget to celebrate by sending all the moderators dick pics.
Let's Talk About Niche Gaming Systems.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 4, 2019:
Oh, it has a special market group.
Our kids are so great at bringing joy (& tears). I wanted to share a funny story about my son. It...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 4, 2019:
I used to substitute teach on the bad side of town, the land of future felons of America. One time a kid confronted me, calling me a fat asshole. "I'm not fat," I claimed, "I'm fluffy." By the end of the day I was known throughout the school as Mr. Fluffy. For the rest of the year, all the students called me Mr. Fluffy. Ah's a legend at Pensacola's Brownsville Junior High School. I was one of the few substitute teachers that kept showing up and handling the kids. Mr. Fluffy is tough.
No smoking while hosting a tape worm
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 4, 2019:
Tape worms have a nervous system? Things I learn in here.
Woof woof sigh
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 4, 2019:
The written word is thus passed on.
Trump finally picked his 2020 campaign song... [youtube.com]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 3, 2019:
Spike Jones and his city slickers, no less.
My great aunt has officially gotten so bad she doesn't remember me or my brother. Zachs taking it ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 3, 2019:
A true pyramid scheme doesn't have any product sales associated with it. What looks identical to it is companies that stress you sell dealerships *instead* of the product. Companies like Amway, Mary Kay, etc. look like pyramid but they do sell wildly inflated products because of layers of dealerships in a pyramid like scheme.
My granddaughter got herself a pen pal in Scotland after meeting in some role playing game which ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 3, 2019:
Oh hecky durn. I'm a plastic person. None of the real person for me.
Hi everyone....I was notified this morning that I am now the host of this group. I really don't ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 3, 2019:
I have my own camping group when I was assigned to manage another related group. Reason: I had the highest rating when it came to posting when the related group manger quit. I joined because I'm interested in collecting postcards.
For a bunch of people who wanted a penpal....or text or chat buddy - you guys sure are a quiet ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 3, 2019:
If'n we're all texting and mailing stuff, you wouldn't hear from any of us.
Hi I'm new to the group would love up pentele or text buddy to make my days a little bit easier
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 3, 2019:
I just joined also but I don't know what "pentele" means. Snail mail? I can do that as long as it isn't overseas. Snail mail overseas is over three times more expensive than domestic mail, takes up a month to six weeks to arrive and is more prone to get lost in lost, especially if it's going to Africa. I love to do e-mail and swap postcards.
Gotta love the Brit Whit....huge "limp Dick" mowed in to hillside where AirForce one will be ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 3, 2019:
Trump will claim that's the size of his dick.
The last resort
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 3, 2019:
I've rented apartments to women like that.
We have all experienced hurt from hurtful people and it can be difficult to meet frowns with smiles ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 3, 2019:
Start the day with a smile and get it over with.
Sorry guys but this really made me laugh. Lol
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 3, 2019:
I haven't slept with enough guys to offer a valid opinion. However, I slept with enough women to know they are experts at taking the blanket with one good turn. One gal brought her own tent because sex was one thing but sleep was personal.
Nair the hair.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 3, 2019:
Oh...His Sunday best going to town hog washers.
Looks like I am going to be changing my status. After a brief encounter here in my town that girl ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 3, 2019:
>she is a lot like most of us agnostic Over 40 and whinny?
“You are not controlling the storm, and you are not lost in it. You are the storm.” Sam Harris
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 3, 2019:
I think I'm going to rain.
No, don't leave. I like chipotle.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 2, 2019:
I've been missing out. I've never been to chipotle. Is it worth the blow job?
I have gravity issues: I’m always dropping things, knocking things over, ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 2, 2019:
After my second stroke, I became amazingly clumsy. The fun part is dropping knives off my work surface. At least I know the cause of the problem.
I’ve been trying to get in touch with my feminine side… she won’t talk to me right now. ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 2, 2019:
Third star to the right. Fly on until morning.
I’ve never had a pet, but I had a roommate who owned a black cat named Pixie. Cats are already ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 2, 2019:
I boarded my cat, Percy, this weekend. You wouldn't guess how insecure he's feeling now. He's following me around, demanding love. Is that what happens with straight married couples?
I went out for the first time. I know I lean on the younger side of the members here, but ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 2, 2019:
>If I wanted to date seriously . . . Whoa! I've never done that. Until I got married, I dated for recreation and **good times.** I'd tell you more but *Letters to Cosmopolitan* owns the rights. ;-)
This is a thing!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 2, 2019:
I wonder if they'd sell me one at Wally Mart.
The Navys newest ship!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 2, 2019:
The little tug that couldn't. Real navy tugs come with fire fighting gear.
Got to be strong.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 2, 2019:
Sometimes I ponder the proverb that all problems can be solve with explosives.
I went out for the first time. I know I lean on the younger side of the members here, but ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 2, 2019:
>I know I lean on the younger side of the members here . . . . Us dirty old men aren't comfortable with that. We're **so** much happier when 20 year old women paw and grab us. Why we got to go to the Philippines for that. >You can't even hear a thing at bars. Not at my favorite bars. They're craft beer bars. They tend to draw the yuppie crowd and don't have band night. The yuppie women become far more comfortable when I mention right away that I'm married, although I often come in alone because Petunia doesn't like to hang out a bars. She's unwilling to hang out at coffee houses (i.e. Starbucks). Mostly you want a date, you got to look outside the "traditional" venues such as bars. Strike up conversations with people waiting in line, join a political or charity group, go bowling and see if the league members want you, take community education classes and be outgoing with people in public situations. # Meet people, not dates. The new people will introduce you to people who want to date. On line dating is the pits unless you have unlimited travel funds.
Good Morning All. The sun is trying to come out today, it rained last night. Things are falling in ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 2, 2019:
If you leave cardboard boxes out in the rain until they turn into near mush, it makes it easier to crush them into yard bags prior to going to the dump. Oddly nobody wants to call the dump the dump. Here they can't even stand to call it the landfill. Instead it comes with the baffling term "manned conveyance station."
Name something...... mine is a dehumidifier.🤪
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 2, 2019:
On a **regular** basis, that is our aging freezer and two refrigerators.
Welp. That would do it.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 2, 2019:
My ancestors never missed work but most of them were either doing mindless brutal work or preaching to the masses. There are only two other relatives in my family that got a college degree.
A white horse walks into a bar, the barman says, thats a coincidence, we have a whiskey on the shelf...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 2, 2019:
The variation I heard on that joke is a grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "We have a drink named after you." Need we take it any further than that?
For those interested in the Mueller report (I don't know if anyone else has mentioned this) I found ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 2, 2019:
400 pages will take about 40 hours to listen to.
My siblings and I used to love playing barefoot outside, when we were kids, growing up in the Middle...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 2, 2019:
We'un's in Dixie have sweetbrier that's green razor wire. Growing up, barefoot meant the fastest way to find broken glass and dog shit. Nature is a mother.
Has this ever happened to you?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 2, 2019:
I'm more prone to going to the land of "If you loved me you would [insert regularly changing demand or condition here]." I always reply "Love has no conditions" and tell her to leave me alone.
If I haven't offended you yet hang in there I will get to you sooner or later...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 2, 2019:
About par for the course for these parts.
Just a reminder: in a 2016 article, Franklin Graham calls for school boards to be dominated be ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 2, 2019:
I grew up going to public schools with the daily prayer and the idol worship of the flag pledge. T'ain't nothing new to me. We'un's all crazy in the states. Let's all go indiscriminately bomb the heathens somewhere we'un's we can't find on a map.
Hey guys, before I came on this site I am a hundred % believer, as the time goes by and read most of...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 2, 2019:
I'm living in the Bible belt of southeastern United States, also known as Dixie. In my little region of the South Carolina, next to a mountain chain, they're absolutely nuts when it comes to Christian religious sects. Largely, they're Southern Baptists a group so strict they ban drinking, card playing and the unholy sin of **dancing.** I moved here for mountain backpacking and to get away from something called hurricane season in Florida. Didn't know they'd put sign posts on telephone poles with the word **repent** on them. When the locals start cranking up the religion pitch to me, I fire back my militant atheism at them. It makes them hang their heads in shame they ever brought up the topic. I come here to get away from the locals. Welcome to our not so mighty clan.
Nice hike down favorite path. The swans were still around and small waterfall a faster due to the ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 1, 2019:
You got some good shots. The catch with getting better shots is to take a **lot** of pictures and weed out the ones that didn't come our so well. Loved the swans.
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WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 1, 2019:
The satanic demon dog on my front porch didn't stop any visiting bible belters at my fabled estate.
GONZO JOURNALISM 😉😉😉 Noun -- Gonzo Journalism is a sub-genre of New Journalism, a style ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 1, 2019:
Besides Hunter S. Thompson, name another journalist who fits into this group.
The Keeping Tree
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 1, 2019:
Sounds like a better ending for the book *The Giving Tree.*
What does “beauty” or “desirability” or “attraction” mean to you? I know we all have ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 31, 2019:
To me the big this is no matter how hot, how horny she is, she **will** open her mouth.
Stolen from f'buck -
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 31, 2019:
There's been times I've consider the cat the future Petunia replacement.
Happy Friday Everyone! What a mishmash! Nothing is simple! Shit Happens like this pic portrays. ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 31, 2019:
Ah if you had only listened Click and Clack two decades ago on their NPR show *Car Talk* you'd be hip to mechanics telling you about repairs you don't need. Clack died a couple of years after retirement and the show will be in re-runs until 2034. I'm going to spend the day having Petunia go into high panic because although we started planning our trip, she's been holding off all the insane levels of over packing to the last second. We'll be departing tomorrow. I have to wrestle Percy into his cat carrier and drop him off at the vet. They'll be housing him while we're gone. It'll give him a whole new group of mental problems.
WHINGE. - Verb...complain persistently and in a peevish and irritating way. Synonyms; complain, ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 31, 2019:
The word "antipodean" was new to me.
Well, he tried.
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 31, 2019:
# Yo! It's Friday here. Wild times await!
My new favorite. Help me get to level 6, 54 points to go!
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 31, 2019:
Sniff. You only want me to be the point genie. All this time I thought you wanted me for my pointy quips.
I am so grateful for this group!!! This is the only place where I can truly share my frustrations ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 31, 2019:
I'm looking for the group that hates people who feel they got to spent half their replies saying dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, there's no hope for you.
Help, please! Whoring for points. As I post this i am 100 points from level 8. And it is another ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 31, 2019:
I had high hopes of getting that t-shirt two weeks ago after I got a message they were sending it. They must have taped it on a turtle and pointed him my way. This weekend I'll be hanging out with Petunia's Aunt Martha. Her husband, the missionary, died this month and if I get that shirt before I blow the pop stand . . . I might be able to skip Petunia's future family reunions. Make a post declaring you go into uncontrollable fits of lust for old guys and have too many bonus mileage points on Delta airlines. That ought to rack up points. Either that or claim Trump will save the country because he's got Jesus in his heart.
Well that explains it!
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 30, 2019:
While Jesus saves, Moses invests.
If you love something, set it free.....
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 30, 2019:
After you've tripped over it a few times, you pick it up.
What counts as a high crime or misdemeanor for impeachment? Justin Amash got it right By Louis ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 30, 2019:
I consider a misdemeanor as a small, petty criminal offense like driving 50 mph in a 35 mph speed limit zone. As a general rule one does not serve jail time for a misdemeanor as long as one pays a fine. That's opposed to high crime where a scofflaw could be sentenced to death or spend extended time in the slammer. Anything between those two extremes is fair game for impeachment.
Just read an an article saying their are now military patches with trumps likeness on it! Wtf? ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 30, 2019:
https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-navy/2019/05/28/navy-probing-patches-worn-during-trumps-wasp-visit/ According to the Navy brass, military uniforms aren't supposed to wear patches supporting politics but are willing to look the other way for Trump.
Just read an an article saying their are now military patches with trumps likeness on it! Wtf? ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 30, 2019:
Were the patches on military uniforms? https://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/28/world/asia/military-patch-trump.html
Couple thoughts on some recent posts about what is sexy, first just want to say that I have enjoyed ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 30, 2019:
It currently works at two levels: physical and mental. The witty physically fit woman with a 1.5 breast to waist ratio seems to be the norm. Must be blemish free or her moles get air brushed out. I've always pondered if it's true that the ideal woman is in her 20's with the aforementioned qualifications that owns the delicatessen downstairs. I'm a sucker for delicatessens.
Strange in deed.
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 29, 2019:
If you want to fly, throw yourself at the ground and **miss.**
Anybody else confused!??
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 29, 2019:
Got a pen pal living on the opposite side of the planet (Pakistan) who asked me how many cricket matches do I watch. I explained they don't even put those games on TV here. I've been taking a stab at explaining America to people living abroad for decades. When I took Petunia abroad, she was astonished to find me converting metric to US standard equivalents for her. The gig was because I had pen pals living abroad I'd made a habit of converting our measurements to their standard. Do that a few thousand times and you can get a fair estimate in your head what they're talking about. So there I'd be in our Dutch B&B making coffee in the room when Petunia turned on the weather channel and I'd hear "15 degrees! We're going to freeze to death." "No, no, no" I'd explain. "That means it's 60f. Bring a light jacket when you go outside. It's warming up to 24c." "24! We're going to freeze to death." "No,no, no -- it'll be in the mid-70's by around noon and you'll have to ditch the jacket." A week later, we were exploring April in Paris and she'd stopped panic attacks over the morning weather channel.
So now we know
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 29, 2019:
I've operated under theory alien children abduct humans only to be told "You put that back! We don't know what it's been fucking."
Nearing hurricane season. Time to get the party favors out!
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 29, 2019:
When I lived in Florida, hurricane meant free firewood for the winter.
Here comes the rain again... oh goodie!...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 29, 2019:
Poshing off the week with no rain, no hope of rain and bake your biscuits in the car.
I will not be pictured as an example. mac·i·lent adjective \-nt\ : thin, emaciated, lean ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 29, 2019:
I'm too broad in the beam to be ever have that happen.
Most definitely.
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 29, 2019:
Just like friendly fire isn't friendly, common sense isn't common.
New invention fo losing weight. 🤣🤣🤣
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 28, 2019:
It's on par with glutton free vodka.
Good Morning All. I hope everyone is safe and dry this morning. The weather is going extremes - ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 28, 2019:
1) Back in 2003, I realized it was going to get hotter and the hurricanes, which feed off of heat, were going to get stronger and more destructive. 2) I moved 500 miles (800 kilometers) north next to the mountains. 3) Drought conditions promise to continue now I've planted tomatoes. 4) I'll be heading for the mountains now it's gotten up to 100f (38c). I may return to dead tomatoes.
Which one are you today?
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 28, 2019:
Work 'em 'till they drop or the customers walk out without buying or paying.
I would not be so humane, I would be thinking axe, chainsaw, noose or guillotine but I don’t have ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 28, 2019:
Shoving a liverwurst up his ass and releasing the hounds comes to mind, second only to strapping his crotch over a fire ant mound.
Having sex on a first date doesn't mean she's a whore and having sex after 5 yrs of dating doesn't ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 28, 2019:
>A man who values you will not leave no matter how much he waited or how soon he got it. No matter how wonderful you are, people change often reconsidering what they think of you the unchanging, immutable being that you are. >Having sex on a first date doesn't mean she's a whore. Sometimes it means she's worried you'll run away unless the two of you go at it like minks in heat because she's been **so lonesome.** # True story I had a favorite bar in Pensacola, where I'd take my dates. For a couple of months, every time it was another woman. After two months the bar maid threw herself in my lap because I walked in alone. She wanted me for a date next. As long as I had her in my lap, I thought it might be a good idea. Therefore, I proposed to pick her up at her mother's house for dinner after she got off work. When I did, first item on her agenda was for us to have sex. Of course, I had to get her away from her mom's house first and **then** have sex. Two years later, her mother wanted to give me a blow job. They wanted to join the crowd? I'm still working on that theory. No telling why women decide to start an affair.
A trip worth taking.
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 28, 2019:
To find the legendary Shit Creek, you got to go to Alaska. Helps to stop at the paddle store.
The problem.
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 27, 2019:
I voted Democratic although I was massively outnumbered here in South Carolina. I did it for the pointless moral superiority of it and that stupid little *I voted* sticker that I put on my briefcase.
Ha ha. Grumpy cat!
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 27, 2019:
Grumpy Cat RIP at age 7; May 17, 2019. Died of urinary tract complications.
Dark humor
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 27, 2019:
You're quoting Dr. Demento.
SUBJECT... I WANT TO GET RICH, SHOULD I OPEN A CHURCH? Go to "Alan McPherson " Facebook.
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 27, 2019:
I've seen too many store front churches go belly up to assume starting a church is a sure fire way to wealth.
Out at the refuge again...Just love this place!!!
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 27, 2019:
Ah, the venison ranch.
I’ve made it to California! My car has logged 6,330 miles since April 4. It’s much shorter to ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 27, 2019:
Looks like you and the puppy dog are having fun.
Different companies, different business models.
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 27, 2019:
Won't they order more food than the non-stoner?
SVENGALI. - Noun...a person who exercises a controlling or mesmeric influence on another, ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 27, 2019:
I'll put a spell on you, he says.