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Learn to appreciate where you are on your journey, even if its not where you had hoped you would be,...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 6, 2019:
My favorite season is when I'm not being either broiled alive or flash frozen. Moving to Dixie eliminated the flash frozen season.
Why are the liberals blaming white supremacist’s for mass shootings?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 6, 2019:
The El Paso shooter wrote a manifesto that used all the common phrases used by Trump tweets. He used better spelling and grammer than Trump. Go figure. I'd like to see what this meme would look like if the bar was raised to ten people or more, with or without a manifesto. Sadly, it isn't all that uncommon for the mass murder to be a disgruntled employee. BTW, what's a gruntled employee? The one without the gun? Absent: women, unless they're that ugly looking.
Let’s group write Pepe’s and Lolita’s story. How did their boats both end up at the Port ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 6, 2019:
Are they little dingies? From the angle, I can't tell how long they are.
There's never enough time unless you're serving it." -- Gary Breeze, may the parole board be ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 6, 2019:
Over all Gary was a **successful** mass murder for hire. When it comes to success in criminal activities, I mean they didn't get caught. They only got him on one murder, his ex-wife and they couldn't find her corpse so he got convicted on manslaughter. While serving time on unrelated charges, he made the mistake of telling his cell mates how he clubbed her to death. They turned states evidence for early release. I wrote a story about one of his adventures that got him thrown off a Navy base in a college level creative writing class and got an "A." They thought it was fiction. Remember: you can't spell manslaughter without laughter.
[myjewishlearning.com] Try this new twist on tabbouleh.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 6, 2019:
Nice alternative to a pasta salad.
Seems appropriate these days
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 6, 2019:
## The class motto in my segregated high school (yea, I'm that old) was "Be a man. Join the Klan." I've never been to my high school re-union. Need I explain why?
You know you were thinking it.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 6, 2019:
Depressingly common. Tell me why I haven't left this country yet?
FECUND. - Adjective...producing or capable of producing an abundance of offspring or new growth; ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 6, 2019:
Sounds like cockroaches on a summer night.
Hi! This year has been a decisive year for me since I'm becoming more and more atheist as the days ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 5, 2019:
> Where was God to help me deal with my sexuality and "sinful" thoughts? Was I so "sinful" that I couldn't receive just a small sign? Because God doesn't want anything to do with you **either.** The real story is when people want to cringe just thinking about your preferred sexual activities, they invented a diety that wants them to stone you to death. After that they started rattling on about God is all about love, while their scriptures says something totally different. They're crazy. Hang around. We might inflict you with something worse: sanity.
A take off of UrsiMajors post...gee, got me being nostalgic now. How many of you ever had a party ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 5, 2019:
Had one in the remote community of Wonderfully Wicked Downtown Weberville, Texas. You had to count the cows as part of the population because you couldn't be too sure about the people.
They don’t like that
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 5, 2019:
## Here at the two farmer's markets in Seneca, SC, all the farmers put up their certification they grow organic. They're too cheap to use K-Grow and pesticides.
Pes·ti·len·tial /ˌpestəˈlen(t)SH(ə)l/ adjective relating or tending cause infectious ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 5, 2019:
This word has too many synonyms. I often say I live dangerously but it doesn't mean I'm bringing dangerous disease to your community. I just camp with bears; swim with sharks; married into an ultra fundamentalist family.
stochastic terrorism English Pronunciation (US) IPA(key): /stəˈkæstɪk ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 5, 2019:
Wolves look for boiling water? Things I learn.
When people ask me "Why have you never gotten married?" I reply "I got so busy that I forgot to ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 5, 2019:
When people ask me why I don't have children, I reply "Children? Dam. I knew I forgot something."
Do you really?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 4, 2019:
## Eons a go I had to build a larger out shower for two extra naked women. Ah's **super slut**.
disturbing is that we appear to be approaching "White Christian Sharia Law"
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 4, 2019:
Most Muslims don't agree with Sharia law. It'd be a hard sell to the Christians, especially those who want dual income when they get married.
"Never wipe; instead pat or blot the corners." Does napkin etiquette still apply in this situation?...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 4, 2019:
## Butt holes have corners? The things I've missed in life.
Morning Truths and Laughs Tweets from Singles that people in relationships don’t understand ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 4, 2019:
## It's all excuses. In one book, I wrote. My first serious back packing trip as an adult was in the Grover Cleveland National Forest outside of San Diego, California. I slowly lumbered up the side of Mount Kong, a foothill with ambition, one summer until I reached the summit on near the southern end of the Pacific Crest Trail. Except for the weight of an overnight backpack, it’d been an easy summer hike in the sagebrush with kites and other bug eating birds soaring along the updrafts. When I got to the top, I pitched the tent and settled into cooking with a wholly inadequate canned heat stove. The blue flame from the cupcake size can of flammable jelly can get a teacup’s worth of water boiling in an hour and a half. Luckily, I wasn’t expecting company for the meal. Nobody except me would complain if the meal was late. The day’s trail was paying off. The LBB (little brown birds) swooped down hundreds of feet to the valleys below. There was a desert landscape on one side of me, an ocean to the other. Scarlet began to light the sky as the megalopolis of San Diego began to light up street lamps far in the distance. Even further, there was the haze of the Pacific Ocean. The two lane black top that I’d departed from changed to a thread with match light size specks of car lights on traveling it. Lakes reflected the gasps of twilight. Peace settled over me. Then I started wondering why I didn’t bring a gal. Hey, cheap digs with exotic new sights to see and me without a girlfriend. Resolved: it is the inherent nature of humans to want to share or at least trade up. There I was, alone surrounded by the changing worlds of light and darkness high in a bowl of sky. I paused as the intergalactic drama of the dance of celestial beings in vast and incomprehensibly regions of the cosmos crept into the sky, dim and twinkling. Darn. I was just me and a boiling cup of water. I ought to have more interesting companions than just myself. I started thinking I needed to trade up on that experience. Maybe get somebody to share it with.
Could hitting tRump with my Louisville Slugger be considered as a hate crime, or an act of self ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 4, 2019:
## Assuming you put some effort in it, it would be considered attempted murder. Reconsider using an elephant gun instead.
Why should agnostics/atheists hide this about themselves? So many times in here, and in life, I ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 4, 2019:
## When it's man against the institution, man usually loses -- Charlie Brown. When an employee does not embrase the beliefs of an organization, including the unwritten rules of which faith to endorse, they find a way to get rid of that employee. It's hard to forget one woman who got fired for insisting on wearing her pentagram pendant.
Watching former FBI and Security Specialist on MSNBC says we don't have the tools or the security to...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 4, 2019:
The safest place one can go is a police state. They watch everybody's ass so carefully, you don't need to worry about going to the bad side of town at 3 a.m. If they get those kind of tools in America, I don't want to live here.
These have one thing in common
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 4, 2019:
It's time to break into song, singing "Kinky" Friedman's best song *I'm an Asshole from El Paso.* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BYky67PB-4
What are your honest thoughts on astrology? Nothing will offend me because I already question it. My...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 4, 2019:
## The "forecastes" are vague enough that it can fit almost anyone. You'll never see a horoscope that's as specific as "at 4:14 today the IRT will jump the track and come looking for you, flattening you into puddle of grease."
After browsing so many pics of "sexy singles in my area", I have to wonder how many are posted by ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 4, 2019:
## Back in my hometown, there was a business called Glamor Shots. Those photographers could make a hippo look like a bunny. When you met the person, you'd glancing at the photo, then them, then the photo before you said "Yea, this does look **something** like this photo."
"You can fool some of the people all of the time"
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 4, 2019:
## My slugs demand tequila and a lime wedge.
You ain’t getting the job
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 4, 2019:
## Another reason to have multiple FB accounts.
Would you spend $0.39 cents per postcard to send something like this? Or, better yet, send them ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 4, 2019:
## Post card and postage cost more than 39 cents.
Well shit....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 4, 2019:
## Know the feeling.
Tell me, what's your best argument against a Christian?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 3, 2019:
## Prove there is a God. *Typical counter arguments* The bible sez so. Retort: bible also says there is talking animals which we know is false, therefore bible is not to be trusted. (One can ramble on about why the bible isn't to be trusted). Also ramble on about there are other books for other gods there why not believe in lots and lots of Gods as well? How was the universe created? Retort: Don't know. Don't claim to know. Who created God? God just is. Retort: we know all things have an origin therefore God must have one as well. Who created God? What is His origin? There's a God because I believe. Retort: I believe in heart of every person there is melted cheese. Believing it doesn't make it so. I talk to God. Retort: got any recordings so I can listen? If God speaks, surely others can hear it unless you make up those conversations in your head where nobody else can hear. After all when a person has **other voices in their head** we judge them as insane. Are you nuts? There comes a point when they stare at you long enough to realize staring at you is impolite and they walk away.
Gotta love this! 😂😂😜😜
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 3, 2019:
It's so uncommon for them to throw themselves in your lap, unless you're a rock star with groupies.
So am I going to have to post about chat every night? Come chat!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 3, 2019:
>am I going to have to post about chat every night? Yes. It's a hard boat to row.
The Bad Girls of the Solar System.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 3, 2019:
## The third one e-mails me frequently.
Do you ever just get a feeling you're going to have a date cancelled? I do. The guy I went out with ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 3, 2019:
If they are vague on the details, it's going to be a no show.
Faux pas for Jesus
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 3, 2019:
## Rotate 'em at the orgy but make one of them come first? Sounds a little gay.
Meow... meow...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 3, 2019:
I identify with Astrophe. It means a fear of being stuck on earth, according to the dictionary of obscure fears.
[alternet.org] In-fighting in the GOP - Kellyanne Conway rips Nikki Haley for Trump criticism ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 2, 2019:
## Minor blip on the radar.
Technicality
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 2, 2019:
## I mentioned in here a few times I used to live in Florida. Some of those bright boys . . . . .
Why is this an ideal body? Not for the visual only. Who agrees? I wish they had a picture of a ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 2, 2019:
## Different cultures, different ideal body types. It's difficult for me to forget one guy from the Middle East who looked at a western model and scoffed "Bones are for dogs." Disclaimer: I married a squat, short, stocky woman who could do heavy lifting until she learned the phrase "Darling, would you pick this up for me?" Petunia left a Mexican restaurant in a daze yesterday because the waiter asked me "Is this your brother?"
Hi Everyone! It's Friday! Any plans this weekend? Going to try to get out and get to know my ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 2, 2019:
We'll be at the summit of Mt. Micheal, the tallest mountain in the Eastern United States. Pause. It's a wimpy mountain. At 6,687 feet it is not **the** tallest mountain in the US. It is on a ridge running Blue Ridge Parkway, **the** most scenic highway in the US. We'll be spending a big part of the day getting moon eyed from the distant hazy blue views of the surrounding mountains and general tomfoolery. That's right: blue haze. It's why it's called the Blue Ridge Mountains. It's been hazy before the Europeans showed up because the dense hardwood forests release obscene levels of hydrocarbons. It won't be our first time there either. Last time we were there, I took a picture from the summit. **Big deal**: The weekend weather forecast for us is over 90f (over 32c) for most of the day. That's typical for summer in Dixie. Mt. Micheal forecast high: 65F(18c). We're escaping the brutal summer heat of Dixie. Add in the wind chill from at summit, it'll be like we're visiting December in Dixie. Petunia plans to pet the bears. We live dangerously.
I have avoided political comment for a few months. It became,how can I phrase this, oh I'll use a ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 2, 2019:
There is an unbridgeable divide between right and left, red and blue states that has become a cliché. America hasn't been so politically polarized since the civil war.
Hi Neighbor!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 2, 2019:
BTW, we serve the peyote and hors d'oeuvres after midnight.
Smells like a meeting.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 2, 2019:
If the meeting is for fucking, could it be that boring?
Denouement - day-nou- mahn from French- the final part of a play, movie, or narrative that brings ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 2, 2019:
Hopefully about the time you've gotten to the bottom of the popcorn box. It reminds me of a dirty joke. This has been a warning to the prissy. **Dirty joke warning** Why do porno movies turn boring? The climax comes first. After the denouement, it's all anti-climax.
Apartment living
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 2, 2019:
## Worn by five year olds after their Uncle Warthog fed them sugar coated doughnuts washed down with Cuban espresso made by his friend, Traveling Robert. Robert has a you tube video of how he makes his espresso (he calls it Cuban coffee) but I'm not in the mood to hunt it down. Dam kids ate all my doughnuts.
[youtu.be]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 2, 2019:
## I'm telling myself I ought to ashamed of watching the whole thing.
Another dead kennedy. Rfks granddaughter died at 22. Cause of death is not known.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 2, 2019:
## Here it's 7:35 a.m. and the New York Times nine hours ago knew what killed her. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/01/us/kennedy-compound-overdose.html
New BLM Appointee Believes Founding Fathers Wanted All Public Lands to Be Sold off - EcoWatch
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 2, 2019:
## Thud. We're not at that point where the national interests require this. We have a oil surplus from ruining **private** land.
Chat anyone?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 1, 2019:
I'll pop in before the thunderstorm knocks out the power.
So THAT's what they're looking at.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 1, 2019:
## Number one cat trick: made you look.
[patheos.com] Maybe women are remaining single because they don't want to marry assholes - sorry ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 1, 2019:
## Not buying. The prime time for **most** people to get married is right after they **both** graduate from formal schooling. The ones that don't do that, are the left overs or what the author calls "assholes." After that potential serial marriage kicks in. Those with well established social networks re-marry. Everybody else bitches -- often loudly and often -- about all those dam assholes. After my divorce the single women with assorted problems (see assholes) kept darkening my doorstep, draining my liquor cabinet, bogarting my joints, etc., while nearly 20 years of wild affairs progressed. Second wife needed qualifications. However with all that sex, I was willing to wait until she came along. Makes for good tales around the campfire.
A horrible fate.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 1, 2019:
## I need to ask those of the horn dog ilk, does Victoria's Secret still sell those outfits?
This adorable word came across my word-a-day listing: luftmensch noun luft·​mensch | \ ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 1, 2019:
## Oy Vey, the shiksas are trying to learn Yiddish now? Well, don’t plotz already.
Just terrible!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 1, 2019:
It didn't pay much but the best job I've ever had was arriving at work at one in the afternoon as the newspaper's entertainment editor.
We people who swear a lot make good friends, according to this study... and if you think about it, ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 1, 2019:
The site came two points close to "Go out for lunch, already. We're loading." I've noticed the people who swear the most are the ones who have the least income. For example you might hear "swears like a stable boy" or "swears like a sailor" but I've yet to hear "Swears like a brain surgeon" or "swears like a bank president."
I'm thinking of opening a new business. "68-year-old dominatrix charges men $150 an hour to clean...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 1, 2019:
## In the meantime, the search goes on for a cleaning service that does windows.
Good Morning Everyone! Up early with a new perspective. As some of you know I run 2 political ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 1, 2019:
Believe it or stuff it, I recently got a complaint from a local 20 year old that this joint is **too** political and that's why she originally left. She came back because she screwed up her cell phone and connected. Sniff. It maybe the only time I hear from a local atheist again. This place is fire breathing bible belting country. They damaged my front door demon dog. You know how difficult it is to find a ceramic demon dog in bible belting country?
Feel better Bro
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 1, 2019:
## Moan.
It's Science.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 1, 2019:
## Stolen and sent to a cat fancier in Tallahassee, Florida. Judy will identify with it.
Trump’s attack on Elijah Cummings utilizes racist stereotypes - Vox
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 1, 2019:
All the best cities have rats, including New York City. If the crime rate in NYC isn't high enough, send him back where he came from.
Lovely cool breeze flowing through the window. Although I'm grateful for my AC I really dislike ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 1, 2019:
I spent the afternoon here in the burtal heat, watching the hummingbirds fighting each other over two feeders. At one point a hummingbird got within three inches of my nose and stared at me for 30 seconds. It was 94f (34c) outside and 77f (24c) inside the house. Hummingbird figured I was crazy. He wanted a closer look. I was waiting for the junk yard to send around the tow truck. To prove the "we'un's crazy" theory, I sold a car for $103 Wednesday. Major details: 16 years old, over 177,000 miles, blown engine and a bad paint job. It needed a head gasket and a new set of rings. Scrap metal prices are rock bottom said several junk yards. Now Petunia wants me to sell my '93 pickup truck to the scrap yard. It's a rust-o-matic.
AD LIB. - Adverb...1) without previous preparation. “ I spoke ad lib”. Synonyms ; impromptu, ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 1, 2019:
## In the states there is a popular party game called Mad Adlibs. America: crazy people. That's why they call the game "mad."
What do you think? Too farfetched? [theunitedstatesblues.com]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 31, 2019:
I worry that Micheal Moore knew what he was talking about when he said "You have elected your **last** president."
The first thing that came to mind had to do with Harry Potter! My bad!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 31, 2019:
There goes my theory it meant the designated coffee mug for the wump.
a solid 4 Today Wishing I was a 3
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 31, 2019:
## Is #6 a raccoon?
It's okay to be different. Agree/Disagree?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 31, 2019:
## Different as in "I only over throw countries?"
I can't help but wonder if we're all just searching for someone who's a bit out of our league, but ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 31, 2019:
I got a trophy wife. Didn't get first prize.
Good Morning All. It's raining, it's pouring.......inside day for me. Got out of debt this morning ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 31, 2019:
## For those who keep household books, no. Everybody else, yes.
A man's worst nightmare...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 31, 2019:
## They give guys in rest homes Viagra so they won't roll out of bed.
Another small batch...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 31, 2019:
## Oh, a Mickey Mouse club?
David Letterman talking about Trump on 2012 [facebook.com]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 30, 2019:
## Not just a racist -- a dope.
Been there.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 30, 2019:
## Was there liver damage?
🐺🐗🐴🦄🐝🐛🦋🐌🐞🐜
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 30, 2019:
Come back different.
Sibilant -it can be an adjective or a noun. In phoenitics it is characterized by a hissing sound ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 30, 2019:
Sylvester the cat prefered part of speach for spraying on onlookers.
Slate article on whether gays or glassblowers originated the term "glory hole" kind of long and not ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 30, 2019:
## Glass blowing sounds lewd enough.
A brief history of Trump making 9/11 about himself - The Washington Post
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 30, 2019:
## Par for the course.
Who needs a laptop when you can do this?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 29, 2019:
They got a monitor for that thing?
Mic drop...nailed it.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 29, 2019:
## Not a big group to pick from.
Not completely accurate but you get the picture
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 29, 2019:
## Now that I got the picture, I regret it.
Gibbous - from Middle English meaning convex, bulging or protruding. This word is used in astronomy ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 29, 2019:
I find almost nobody can remember which phrase the moon is in.
Good morning all!!! A couple more pix of the Festival!!!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 29, 2019:
## Ohhhh....you found Big Bird's cousin, Flap-a-doodle.
A good, albeit melancholy, song for singles [youtu.be]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 29, 2019:
## Sounds like something I'd hear in a cinder block beer bar.
Homonyms - words that sound alike but have different meanings such as pear and pair Homophones - ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 29, 2019:
Now for a minor tangent. Here in gringo land bats are about as large as a sparrow but south of the equator they can weigh in as much as an English bulldog. I'm a big fan of exotic cooking shows and recently learned how to cook them, not that I'm making any plans. If Frayed Bear was around, this might getting him yattering on about fruit bats.
Blow me away..
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 29, 2019:
## I alway liked the premise they didn't have to be female virgins.
NY Post: Online dating is hell on earth for middle-aged and senior singles Such is the typically...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 29, 2019:
The source tells a little different story than the headline. “Swipe left, swipe right . . . It became so easy, like a buffet,” the father of two tells The Post. “All of a sudden I’m out three or four nights a week with different people, sometimes not even remembering their names. It was crazy.” ‘Swipe left, swipe right . . . It became so easy, like a buffet.’ "He even had a fling with a 23-year-old fashion model he met online. But ultimately, these trysts left him feeling empty, and in 2018 he turned to matchmaker Rori Sassoon, co-founder of the Platinum Poire relationship agency in Midtown. She connected him with a 46-year-old mother of two who runs a successful family business and frequently travels the world, and they’ve been together for a year. “I realized I wanted to be with someone who is equally established in life,” Michael says. "Sassoon says struggles like Michael’s are especially common among clients of a certain age: They “feel like a kid in a candy store,” she says.
X-FACTOR. - Noun...1) a noteworthy special talent or quality; a quality that you cannot describe ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 29, 2019:
## Don't forget x marks the spot.
The last line of defense...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 29, 2019:
## Get before the horse flies do.
So that's what it's about...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 29, 2019:
## Got a feeling Trump didn't mention the e-mail.
Permanent babies, and I don't mind!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 29, 2019:
In ancient Egypt cats were worshiped. Cats have never forgotten that.
I am finishing a BIG (for me) contract job and am looking forward to a nice payday at the end of it....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 28, 2019:
>I am not asking for couch surfing privileges, but what would you show me about your community/culture if I passed through your neighborhood? First, I'd get you out of my town. The good stuff is in the mountains (about a 30 minute drive), the you pick farms and the alpine lakes. Seneca, SC, is a half horse town and not the end that eats. I'd try to catch a ride out if you were heading for the SC coast.
This announcement may bring delight or dismay....depending on your perspective...or perhaps to most ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 28, 2019:
Oh piffle. We had exchanged a few PMs and now I don't see him on my list. To me it says he has been purged from the entire system. Sensitive little farts abound.
I haven't been active on here for a while, I have had a lot on my plate what with work and stuff but...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 28, 2019:
>yes, we do get severe storms here in Britain, Get back to me when class four (winds between 130-156 mph) hurricane with a 10 foot tidal surge (10 foot above the high tide mark) sweeps across one of your outlying islands. That levels anything that isn't built with reinforced concrete. By the time a hurricane gets to Britain, it's a "tropical storm." That's what is also classified as a severe thunderstorm. You **might** get the wimpy class one hurricane (winds above 70 mph). Should I mention I spent too much time in Florida? On **average** every town in Florida gets hit by a hurricane every five years. One year Pensacola, FL, got two hurricanes in one month. With global warming, I left Florida for the mountains. It was a case of hurricanes getting bigger and stronger. Here in Senca, South Carolina we get severe thunderstorms that might loosen enough shingles to bring in a roofer. As for those worried about hurricanes it's required to have **both** flood and wind damage coverage. Otherwise the Good Hands insurance company will drop you.
Are there any women in New Mexico that might want to meet?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 28, 2019:
You betcha. They're all down at Bucket'o'blood Cafe yattering on about uncivil liberties to each other.
I am heartbroken. I just got a text from Jesse that my dog Sassy died. She meant so much to me. Dan ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 27, 2019:
No end of misery for you. Go through all that domestic heart break and then the dog dies. You have my sympathy. If you show up here, insist on more hugs.
Sometime the English can be creative.... [vimeo.com]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 27, 2019:
Snappy tune for church folks.
Not A True Atheist -- We mostly see this with Xtians, saying "you're not really atheist, you're just...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 27, 2019:
## Some times it goes like this: Why do you hate God? Why do you hate Santa Clause? Huh? You don't believe in Santa Clause, right? Uh.... Therefore you hate Santa Clause. Wot? Your theory is because I don't believe God exists, I must hate Him. Because you don't believe in Santa, you must hate him also. I don't hate Santa. I don't hate God for the same reason: neither exists. Do you believe in the Easter Bunny? Hey! You can see where this is going, right? You're going to Hell. That's like promising me I'll go to Big Rock Candy Mountain. I don't believe in that either. What's that? Let me sing you a song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0hmLe0M4d4
VERNACULAR - Noun....1) the language or dialect spoken by the ordinary people in a particular ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 27, 2019:
One of the great stupid ideas was the vernaculus was vulgar so they had to keep the Bible in Latin. At the time word "vulgar" meant something that was common.
Either you succumb to an existential psychosis; realizing Gods indifference to your suffering, or ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 27, 2019:
Petunia depends on my sandwich making ability for her lunch. She claims my sandwiches are defective because I over stuff them. One bite and there's PBJ dripping out the sides. Made her a hamburger last night and the mayo leaked on her. She never complains when I use tortillas or grilled cheese. As a sandwich maker, my warranty expired.
Sure to offend a few...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 27, 2019:
I've had my tasty bits dangle out of running shorts.
Perergrination.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 27, 2019:
One should never have their pereginations by bus. After day four, one has the aroma of crusty body odor and desile fumes with no chance of a shower.
Have you ever had someone fall asleep on top of you, immediately after having sex? True story.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 27, 2019:
## I've had one gal who had an epileptic seizure during sex. Talk about a show stopper! Falling asleep immediately? No. They may wait until they stop panting to do that.

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