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Those pesky medeival artists.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 1, 2019:

## No Giotto there.

[media.giphy.com] Not My Mayor! I think they should play this in Times Square NYC 24/7/365

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 1, 2019:

## Welcome to Orwell's 1984 while we can still snicker.

Ok one more. Hey! It's Tuesday!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 1, 2019:

## A few of you had some evil thoughts too!

VACUOUS.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 1, 2019:

## It's a smart way to describe something stupid.

T-shirt of the day

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 30, 2019:

## When I was a teen, an over night camp out required a camp fire and all the beer we could carry away. That was followed by pissing in the campfire. Eventually some genius would say "We'un's need some women to fuck. Bring any?" An eon later, I went in my first chat room. The genius teens kept saying "Hot chicks type 123 to instant message me." Predictably nobody typed 123. Afterwards, they might have ran out, bought as much beer as they could carry and pissed in the campfire.

Meowmeowmeow

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 30, 2019:

## Cats don't come when called. They take a message and get back to you.

Treat.........

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 30, 2019:

## Elvira, Mistress of the dark?

I am enjoying this way too much.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 30, 2019:

## Mean old Jack.

Sorry no trivia tonight -went out to breakfast with 15 of Kathleeen's Sunday group.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 29, 2019:

## Party hardy.

An evening of live music and poetry will be in effect along with some scrumptious cookie flavored ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 29, 2019:

## Sounds like I won't be there. It's a three day drive from Seneca, SC, to there.

Happy Sinful Sunday...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 29, 2019:

## This was the Sunday of Petunia tizzy fits over trivial issues. She had four. Three of them because I said I'd rather wait in the car while she went into a department store to buy women's clothing. Us big guys don't want to be in the big girls section (she's a chunky monkey also) unless we're confused with cross dressers looking for a new outfit. Cross dressers with bad taste.

If you know what these are they are tasty I have hundreds of them around my property.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 29, 2019:

## They grow here as well but nobody sells them.

Donald Trump Impeachment Inquiry Is ‘Doomed To Fail,’ Says Ken Starr

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 29, 2019:

## He has a point. NO PRESIDENT HAS EVER BEEN REMOVED FROM OFFICE USING ONLY THE IMPEACHMENT PROCESS. Either the process fails, or in Nixon's case they resign. We need a better process, i.e. a vote of no confidence. # Wait for it: they won't change the impeachment process. 😠😡🤬🤯😳🥵🥶😱

Trump Calls AOC, Ilhan Omar, Tlaib, Pressly 'Democrat Savages' Along With Schiff and Nadler

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 29, 2019:

## When you've lost the argument, there is no hope, it looks dark, call 'em names.

TUMESCENT - Adjective.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 29, 2019:

## Not to be confused with eating Tums until the heart burn goes away.

particularism /pərˈtikyələˌrizəm/ noun exclusive attachment to one's own group, party, or...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 29, 2019:

## By jingo!

On my weekly hunt.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 29, 2019:

## Welcome to the "like duh" factor.

Hello my friends.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 28, 2019:

## Poof, out goes the light in the window. I left it on for you but you wouldn't show up. Picture below: South Carolina face jugs.

How horrible!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 28, 2019:

## A well known cat claims "Diet is die with a 't'." Three points for guessing which fat cat said that.

Saw this fuzzy caterpillar today. Can't identify it, but it sue looks neat!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 28, 2019:

## Looks like a woolly bear. They emerge in autum. Legend has it that the thicker the coat, the colder the winter. Awful fish bait.

Good Evening. Who remembers the days of dedicating songs to someone on the radio?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 28, 2019:

This song was a favorite with one gal during our lusty relationship. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaV-6qerkqI

It's been scientifically proven.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 28, 2019:

## My former biz partner (may the parole board be turning him down now) used to say he only had one beer a day -- a beer the size of a bathtub.

I can't argue

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 28, 2019:

## I reman astonished with people that say the Old Testiment has nothing to do with New Testiment.

SHAMBOLIC.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 28, 2019:

. . . . the best known one still in existence is the famous one in York . . . . # In the state of New York, it draws a blank look. The first definition is commonly used in the states "The Shambles is actually the inspiration for the magical Diagon Alley in Harry Potter. Once you see it, you'll know why. Reportedly, when set builders were starting work for the Harry Potter movies, the film's designers visited York's Shambles to study the real-life version of JK Rowling's hit creation." Source: https://bigseventravel.com/2019/02/york-shambles-harry-potter-guide/

Had me going there

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 28, 2019:

## Robert was eaten alive by a rabid pack of dogs . . . . That was **immediately** follow by a call back for Roberts. Before the guy had a chance to talk, I said "Pigs in space." "Mo'fucker" he replied. Caller ID is a wonderful thing.

Da na na na na na na na CATMAN!!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 28, 2019:

## So that's why Percy got put up for adoption.

Want to be the first to warn you

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 27, 2019:

## Your goose is loose.

As a former English teacher, I concur!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 27, 2019:

## Trump's spelling and grammar are typical of second grade student. Punctuation appears to be random at best. Disclaimer: English major who picked up his bachelor's degree in the class of '03, University of West Florida.

I have a real hatred for blanket statement.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 27, 2019:

## By the dangle of wang, ye shall know them.

One of my favorites

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 27, 2019:

## He knew the job was dangerous when he took it.

Witticism a witty remark. "Maurice roared with laughter at his own witticisms"

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 27, 2019:

## If he knows it or not, the universe is laughing behind Maurice's back. He's a self absorbed little snit.

While burning the midnight oil it occurred to me that the "Whistle-blower" was obviously present at ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 27, 2019:

## Gullible creature that I am, the whistle blower could have heard a livid summery from a creditable source who heard it but doesn't want to step forward and get his head served to him on a plate.

RACHMANISM.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 27, 2019:

## I can get two examples of that happening to one guy. Both times the property was condemed by the health department. Both times after was out of there, the landlords leveled the buildings immediately.

Some neighbors will complain about anything

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 27, 2019:

## I've had that conversation with a neighbor.

Things are getting interesting

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 27, 2019:

## Did you hear about the dyslectic who showed up at Area 15?

Ma sha, that is one big crawfish

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 27, 2019:

## Wild and furry guess here: are you trying to use the Arabic phrase meaning "If God wills it"?

Someone I know is really into the TV show "Walking Dead" and I figured on getting them an action ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 27, 2019:

## I don't watch the show, don't want to start now.

couture--the design & manufacture of fashionable clothes to the buyer's requirements & measurements

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 26, 2019:

There's couture (hand made dress making) and there is haute couture. There are only 15 of them, selected by the ever fashionable by the Chambre Syndicale de la Haute Couture. The regular dress maker price tops off at $20,000 while haute couture **starts** at $40,000. If it's a haute couture bridal dress, it can top off at $140,000. Moral: learn to sew.

I'm watching the intelligence committee hearings. Everyone should watch or listen.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 26, 2019:

## I'll wait for the summaries. I can't see watching the hearings for eight to 12 hours a day.

How long will it take for this group to dissolve after 45 is impeached?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 26, 2019:

## Trump will declare himself and his family America's first imperial dictatorship instead of being removed from office. After that, the goverment will hunt us down, line us up against the wall and shoot us.

Not a Witch Hunt.. Justice!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 26, 2019:

## Me like.

Good morning Girls and boys.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 26, 2019:

## . . . . !!! . . . . . . . . !!! . . . . . . . . !!! . . . . . . . . !!! . . . . . . . . !!! . . . . Hey, I left out a few things in my excitement.

I do believe...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 26, 2019:

## I brake for hallucinations.

Do not forget that trump directly quoted hitler.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 26, 2019:

## QED if you brad your daughter's hair, you must be a Nazi? Shit hot! You Marge Simpson . . . .

Think about it...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 25, 2019:

## Although **some** bee keepers refuse to wear a veil, those guys are idiots. When a bee attacks, it attacks the spots that stops bears. Top of the list: eyeballs. Second on the list: the soft paws of a bear. There's the bare fisted idiot with no eye protection holding a bee frame with bees on it. I've kept bees and torn apart the frames to get the honey. I've learned all the rules how to raid the hives.

homunculus ho·mun·cu·lus /həˈməNGkyələs,hōˈməNGkyələs/ noun a very small human ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 25, 2019:

## Here's how to make your own. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNLPXzlz6-I

What Trump finally falls I'm throwing a party with drinks for everyone who comes .

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 25, 2019:

## Petunia prefers pinta colada. I'd prefer train fare. I'm only 1,500 miles to the Candanian border.

Just where are these women at??

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 25, 2019:

## Ordinarily the women, if they want it, ask that question on the first date. This has led me with some memorable first dates. One gal insisted hauling my ashes should precede dinner. I didn't argue with her. One time after extensive correspondence, I told a gal I would like to take a long drive to see her, fix her dinner and stay overnight at her place. If she didn't like me, I'd rent a motel room. Sex wasn't mentioned. Since she didn't have a second bed room, I brought a queen size air mattress. Believe it or shove it, **my master plan** was to dodge a motel bill and see the local sites. She said when she first met me, I had a dead chicken, dragging an air mattress behind me. After dinner, we went shopping for an air pump for the mattress. Turns out if you put two people on an air mattress with lust in their eyes, you'll be re-inflating that air mattress two to three times a night. It was so intense, that a lack of sleep had me pulling off half way home at a rest stop and catching up on my sleep -- twice! I stayed three nights. Didn't get to see any of the local sights. 😴😴

[returntonow.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 25, 2019:

Hemp is an expensive substitute for cotton. The trade off is hemp is more durable.

I can't even count the number of times I've said "Oh my god!" when I actually meant "Holy Shit!"

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 25, 2019:

## Instead of referring to cursing with other people's religious beliefs, I snarl the word "fudge" loudly. I get curious looks from the guilty bystanders. Originality is frequently my strong point. My other phrases of surprise and delight includes "Hokey smokes, Bullwinkle!" I've been told Godless heathens yell "God" because they can't believe what happened as well.

If the Senate fails to convict and remove tRump, how will future historians write this chapter of ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 25, 2019:

## The rise of the king.

EXCORIATE-- censure or criticize severely. in medicine, to damage or remove the surface of the skin

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 24, 2019:

## Rip their hides off; hear 'em scream.

copacetic--varient meanings in different contexts--usually satisfactory & in good order, ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 24, 2019:

## It's used almost exclusively in North America. Origin is mysterious but some think it's from the black community.

Legitimate question

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 24, 2019:

## It might be the first camera but that wouldn't stop anyone from making a second camera to take a picture of the first camera.

Just when I think I have heard it all, a co-worker at lunch told us about a coupon she found for ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 24, 2019:

## Mercy sakes, no. First, lie dectectors are not considered accurate by the courts and are considered undependable. Second, there are ways to beat lie dectectors.

If the Tower of Babel pissed God off so much, how does he feel about Trump Towers?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 24, 2019:

## Imaginary beings can't be offended in real life. In the bible what pissed off God was they were building to physically reach Him. If this God existed He would have smolt those involved in the space program.

Fall Equinox

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 24, 2019:

## One reason I moved here from the piney woods of North West was for the patch work quilt of the hardwood mountains. Hardly any fall colors in piney woods.

[dailykos.com] Dating While Mentally Ill - A Few Short Stories.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 24, 2019:

## I was waiting for the line "She turned into a dragon. Pulling my broad sword out of my back pocket . . . .

marionville need your help, had concussion so me brain is having trouble spelling, tried the old ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 23, 2019:

## I've largely abandoned a physical dictionary for Google. Generally if I can get anywhere close to spelling it, Google will offer a suggestion for the correct spelling. At least you haven't been confused by demi-sexual, graysexual, pansexual, skoliosexual and Satan save us all, autosexual. That last one doesn't mean you're doing the dirty with a VW.

phantasmagoria (a noun to confond) 1 : an exhibition of optical effects and illusions 2a : a ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 23, 2019:

## Both Trump and Boris are disappointment on special effects. If the best you can do is re-draw a weather map with a Sharpie or wave a smoked kipper about . . . . .

Dammit Steve!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 23, 2019:

## Number 4 should have an arched back with the rest of its fur raised.

Column: Godly Trump shined his light on California’s homeless — and it was (not) good - Chicago ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 23, 2019:

## It's a hard sale to make a claim of Christian America.

NARRISCHKEIT. - Noun...foolishness, nonsense. Yiddish, from the German narrische (foolish).

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 23, 2019:

G'mar hatima tova to you.

My last beach visit this year😭😭😭😭

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 23, 2019:

## The nearest ocean for me is a four hour drive. Instead, we jump into the local shark free mountain lakes.

Just in case you have not seen Midnight during the day.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 23, 2019:

## Sounds like at first she was frightened from being seperated from the litter. Once she adapted to her new surrounding she turned into happy puppy. Took Percy (my Tom cat) four days to get over his seperation, three of which were spend hiding from us. One of my other cats, Shadow, was a cat who had serious abuse and wanted to love anyone that was going to get him out of the animal shelter.

I attended an 8-minute speed dating event tonight and met 7 men.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 23, 2019:

>Don’t start conversations with any of the following . . . . Okay but what do we start conversations with? "Hello mama. Got some big ta-ta's there. Mind if I sqeeze them and yell 'honk, honk'?

And we have a self-confessed crook running the country!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 22, 2019:

## When Lisa Simpson becomes president by mid-21st century, she will be still fixing the damage Trump left.

What does it sound like?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 22, 2019:

## In my family, doves are good eats. Every fall my late father would go out to a corn feild and blast the little bastards out of the sky with a shotgut. He brought his friends. From this I figured with his practice at the skeet and trap range, the price of his guns, the fees to the farmer to rent the field and his hunting license, we could have saved time and money by filling up the ice box with fresh lobster. One doesn't get that much meat off of a dove.

pal·an·quin /ˌpalənˈkēn/ noun (in India and the East) a covered litter for one passenger, ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 22, 2019:

Also see: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZE3q7P3sOs

We all dream of a better world...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 21, 2019:

## I put my hand in front of my Tomcat's nose. If he sniffs or licks it, he wants to be petted. If doesn't want to be petted, he turns his head away from my hand.

I can relate to this word.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 21, 2019:

## We'un's have a shortage of old English wandering the woods near me.

Is Cherokee our National Language?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 21, 2019:

## While I'm partial to Cherokee, there are 300 other tribes.

If you don't like it, then do something about it.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 21, 2019:

## Unholy long list of exceptions apply.

LACKADAISICAL - Adjective.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 21, 2019:

## As a pre-schooler, I thought it meant "lacks a daisy." My late father subscribed to the slightly right wing Reader's Digest. It came with a two page section designed to enlarge readers' vocabularies. Dad was a fan. His objective was to score 100 on their multiple choice quiz. If I didn't read the magazine as well, I'd have no idea what dad was talking about.

Spiders man

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 20, 2019:

## When I hike in the woods, my broad brim hat catches many of these potential webs.

Easiest mountain summit ever.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 20, 2019:

## One can drive most of the way to the summit.

Kerry king wrote in the song americon "it's all about motherfucking oil, regardless of the flag upon...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 20, 2019:

## Popular mythology. Right now the US produces a **surplus ** of domestic oil. We have so much oil, we sell it abroad. We don't need to fight wars for oil. We always buy at the global price when the US has had shortfalls of oil production. When we do invade Opec countries, we don't seize their oil. Major reason: they can pay oil field workers less than we can. We let them produce it cheaper than we can. If it was about the oil, Iraq would have turned into our 51st state. Gather around children: it's about the US try to aquire puppet states so we'un's can yank their chains. We're war mongling imperalists.

Have you ever had a mystical or near death experience?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 20, 2019:

## There are two main reasons for the near death experience. 1) As the body shuts down, one of the last organs to go is the eyes. With no stream of information coming in, the brain makes up some kind of input thus the bright lights, tunnel of light, etc. 2) Typically, if you're dying you're hurting and in exterme pain. The body's response to pain is to release endrophines. That activates the release of opiate receptors. If it's the "we going die for sure" level of pain, the body releases **all** of them at once. Now you have warm fuzzy hallucinations of everyone you have ever loved. If you're hearing what they're doing around you, those hallucinations can include floating around the room while the brain tries understand the last rites or why people are beating on your chest . . . . If the brain doesn't understand what's going on, it'll make stuff up. Although I live dangerously, I've never been injured seriously enough to get a near death experience. I've looked death in the face and it said "Like, later mon." In the short term is was things like panic over seeing how close an eight foot long bull shark can swim next to me.

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