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In your best feminine voice
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 15, 2019:
Dam those Canadians! I've had arguments on line with Brits who don't consider the American version of bacon, bacon. Their version is ham as well. The gringo version is fried pig belly, almost completely fried fat. It's part of our grand plan to die from heart blockages and/or strokes.
We have a tornado warning on , we have lemon cake in bed , we have a night off AND still no sleep , ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 15, 2019:
>we have dogs . . . . Who says single is bad # We? How many people are you?
How long into dating someone, do you wait to ask their religious preference?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 15, 2019:
Jesus freaks and Jews tell people immediately. You don't have to ask.
TWITTER URGED TO SUSPEND DONALD TRUMP AFTER PRESIDENT ACCUSED OF ‘SHARING PROPAGANDA VIDEOS ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 15, 2019:
Not going to happen. It's an account that draws people to twitter that otherwise would ignore Twitter. Trump's account is a major draw for customers, most of whom assume they will be having a conversation with the President. On the positive side, Twitter no longer allows him to block people who don't give him positive feed back. No longer can people boast "I was blocked by the President of the US on Twitter." We should have given awards for that.
Just a few more steps towards an American Dictatorship. What scares me the most is Trumps followers ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 15, 2019:
There are always have been a significant personage of Americans who'd prefer a dictatorship. They got to vote.
According to statistics, the average person over 18 consumes 3 alcoholic drinks a week. Do drinking...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 14, 2019:
I'm covered until April 3, 3456
Like most people my age, I'm 20. Lol. : } Love jokes, that's one above. 1.Q: What does a butcher ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 14, 2019:
In dog years, I'm dead.
Ok...I'm coming out of my "not wanting to date" funk. I got on a popular dating site. I spoke to a ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 14, 2019:
It reminds me of a gal who told me a dating site guy that promised to hunt her down and *force* her to go out with him. Here's your sign:
Wonder if they cook in there
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 14, 2019:
They stole the hub cabs!
UNPOPULAR OPINIONS! What’s something you love that everyone else hates? Or, vice versa. I’ll ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 14, 2019:
When I make my own pizza from scratch and add five cans of anchovies, it clears the room. I haven't seen an anchovie pizza offered anywhere. Throw in a pitcher of **dark** beer and I'm happy. Same thing for cooking liver, kidneys and menudo (aka menudito). Although it's Mexican hang over helper, Mexican restaurants keep menudo off the menu. If they put it on the menu, it's off the menu the next weekend. I love jazz, an original American music form that accounts for under 1% of all music sales. Overseas, it's another story. Best gringo export we've got. Now let's have brainyactress give us the tour of Atlanta's south side funky town.
My older brother was a devout JW elder and bought himself a huge 8' tall telescope to explore the ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 14, 2019:
Tell him it's the third black hole on the left. ;-)
Ghost hunters
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 14, 2019:
I would try to watch those shows until I started laughing that they'd take **anything** as proof of a haunting. Hey, there's a cold draft here! Haunts, I tell 'ya!
got to change my approach !
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 14, 2019:
I used to know a guy who'd get laid by asking random women if he could fuck 'em. Of course, he got in trouble 99% of the time. After that, he'd get laid. Key phrase: used to know. He maybe laying in an unmarked grave now.
Lol, can't even, it's just funny.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 14, 2019:
It's next to the any key on the keyboard.
The good old days
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 14, 2019:
Back when men where men, women were women and horses were hamburger helper.
Whee! I got a rainbow on my private mail page. Bring in the dancing girls.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 14, 2019:
Once again, if the words in the post and the ones in the meme don't agree, they'll go with the meme every time. I that I was happy to see a new feature in the software. Everybody else went along with a funny meme on serious drinking.
Good Morning All. Our kitty, Bootsie, got outside and went exploring her environment this morning. ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 13, 2019:
I came dangerously close to meeting this cat. He's on a couple of my coffee cups.
Hate it when that happens
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 13, 2019:
If you want your own seat on the bus, wear a shirt that says "Ask me about Jesus."
William Barr Obliterated the DOJ’s Standard for Defending Laws Because Donald Trump Asked By ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 13, 2019:
Trump care is called sicken and die. Remember repeal and replace? It is never a **good** replacement plan.
Always looking for the right person.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 13, 2019:
Gomez : [as he helps Morticia out of a trap] Leather straps, red-hot pokers! Morticia : Later, my dearest.
Keeping up with the Jones.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 13, 2019:
Film at 11.
I know i've been gone a few days, i had an accident monday night. i fractured 3 vertebrae, 1 of them...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 13, 2019:
You got my sympathy. Here's your tea (_)?
Made me laugh, even though I'm not sure I want to open this can of worms....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 13, 2019:
Ohhh . . . . worms. Let's all go fishing.
@CaroleKay is our new Mod. Please welcome her. I have my reasons. Respect her authority....or don't....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 13, 2019:
>I have my reasons. That is **your problem.
Now that the button is fixed.....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 13, 2019:
Naughty, naughty Kirby.
This is epic! ???
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 13, 2019:
Who are you people?
Smart kid. They claims he is all seeing, bullshit.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 12, 2019:
Stealing, printing and hanging high on the wall.
Ok, I brought this up once and thought I had a solution, but I don’t. I can’t see most of ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 12, 2019:
I've seen my share of posts on Trump Pinata this morning. I've seen **too many** duplicate notices for the same person making the same post.
White House proposed releasing immigrant detainees in sanctuary cities, targeting political foes ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 12, 2019:
I've posted about this today using a different source. Mine said that at first ICE thought it was a joke.
Bluffton SC, about a half hour from Savannah, GA roughly an hour and a 1/2 from Charleston.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 12, 2019:
Buffton, SC is for those who can't afford Hilton Head, which is almost next door.
????....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 12, 2019:
Screw it. Where's my beer? I figure Pepsi is just a sweeter, flat version of Coke. Overall on the soda front, how come almost nobody gives you the two cents plain (carbonated water)?
And around and around we go...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 11, 2019:
That explains it.
CHROMOSOMES(to help understand zygote and the new 6 week fertilized zygote as human). A human being ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 11, 2019:
Bevis and Butthead are real.
CHROMOSOMES(to help understand zygote and the new 6 week fertilized zygote as human). A human being ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 11, 2019:
What? You've never heard of the phrase "fucking idiots?" I can't see them visiting this site to enlarge their vocabulary.
So, how does it feel now that we now live under a dictatorship since tRump has decapitated our ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 11, 2019:
Like I ought deport myself.
Why am I not surprised?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 11, 2019:
To me, the big thing is among the major survivors was their cats. The cats kept rodents away. The rodents were the disease vector. However, the numb nuts figured if you didn't get sick **and** had a cat, you must be a witch. As we all know, witches are put to death. That's one of the reasons Petunia has a grudge against my Tom cat, Percy.
I have set myself the goal of completing the Triple Crown of American through-hiking. I am very ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 11, 2019:
Like most people I've hiked **sections** of the PCT and AT but not the whole thing. The most difficult part of the AT runs through the Smoky Mountains National Park.
Good morning and happy Thursday, all you lovely people!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 11, 2019:
Here in Seneca, SC, it's happy Thursday **evening.** Today they have *Jazz on Ram Cat Alley.* It's almost never jazz, there are no fur covered cats because people bring their dogs and it's on a two lane street -- not an alley. They're not too good about telling lies in this town. Good deal: it's free to hear the band. However, they overcharge you for the optional food and drinks. Last week I took Petunia and she was angry because we found a table in the street with Yankees that moved here. This morning she was telling me we shouldn't go if they're going to have Yankees, those evil people responsible for the war of northern aggression. ??? If I go alone, she claims I'll need a designated drive after one beer. Volunteer and I'll buy you a beer.
Definitely not the same
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 11, 2019:
I prefer the Mexican restaurant game of "It's on the menu but we don't have it." It takes three to nine picks later to find out what they do have. You think they'd cross a few things off the menu but noooooo. The gringo version is "We got beer but we don't know what kind of beer we got." The deluxe version comes when I say I want a dark draft and they start to rattle off the IPA (Indian **pale** ale) "beers" in bottles. The Chinese version is "we got the **authentic** good stuff but it's not on the menu. This is the round eye menu."
Teach your children well:
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 11, 2019:
8: I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it.
North Dakota may be the least visited state in the Union, but there are pretty sunrises here. ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 11, 2019:
It's the 46th least visited state. Least visited state is Nebraska, next (shockingly) is Delware and Iowa. Where the population density is less than one per acre with freezing wind and featureless great plains, I can see nobody wanting to visit. If high point of the day is the sun rise . . .? What's the deal with Delware?
I had a scammer call my cell phone for the umpteenth time wanting my insurance numbers for a ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 11, 2019:
I always ask scammers "Where are you physically located? If I wanted to talk to you **in person** at your work place, where you are **right now** where would I go? What is your street address?" It's so much fun to hear 'em squirm and tell you they don't know. "What the fuck over? They blind fold you and dump you off at work every day? What kind of fuck head doesn't know where he works?"
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez calls out GOP “rhetoric” after Ohio group calls her a “domestic ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 11, 2019:
Get out the baby Trump blimp and call him bat shit crazy.
Laughter is yadda, yadda, here we are.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 11, 2019:
Jiggling joggers, of course.
What is your Confederate nickname?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 11, 2019:
One of the stranger theories is because so many rust belt companies relocated in Dixie, they may have won the war. Additionally **real** confederate currency is worth more than current US dollars. Ergo the slogan *Save your confederate money. The South shall rise again!"
This is a honey bee. The pollen on her legs is from dandelions. Her tongue is sticking out due to ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 11, 2019:
I'm a beekeeper and I endorse this message. Under most conditions bees have no interest in stinging anything. I've had them working hard in the yard and ran the lawn mower over them. They never stung me because I mowed the yard. Now if you want to start tearing the hive apart to get the honey, they will have issues with you. However, if your want to stick your arm **inside** the hive, 99% of them will ignore you. You can't get anywhere near a wasp's home without getting the holy who ha's stung out of you.
Ain't it the truth
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 10, 2019:
I've never been drunk enough to think I can dance without people laughing at me. ??????
You may be cool ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 10, 2019:
I'm so cool, you could store meat inside of me -- A former president of the galaxy, Zaphod Beeblebrox.
Past loves can be to memorable! Flower Face - Angela. [youtube.com]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 10, 2019:
I only had one brief fling with a Playboy bunny. My first wife pointed her out in the magazine to me. It made me smile.
This would be a good feature to have. Say if someone blocks you because they are politically or ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 10, 2019:
I belong to the erotic memes group. Mostly pictures hot women and once in a while the hot women swap a picture of a hot dude. Trans do whatever. Out of the middle of nowhere a gal posts we should stop objectifying women. I replied that we're enjoying views of the best a human body can get. This is one of the frequent goals of artists for eons. I'm an ugly looking old fart and when Mr. Stud Bunny with the washboard abs shows up, it doesn't depress me one bit. Her links claim ugly women are driven into suicidal depressions over Miss High Bust to Waist Ratio with the flawless skin (and often photo shopped). She had no concern about the guys getting objectified. After I'd explained it to her, I never heard a reply or another post from her. Sometimes I wonder if I've been blocked or she ran away in terror that somebody didn't agree with and **gave reasons.** I can be dangerous when I'm making sense.
Please Excuse my Language! How does this fucking media keep covering this lying deceitful ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 10, 2019:
>How does this fucking media . . . . . Yousa boss! All fucking all the the time. Ah's crotches stay wet and sore all the time. With all those orgies, we hardly have any time to write anything. > . . . keep covering this lying deceitful criminal traitor know as the president! Let me 'span something to you, Lucy. Most powerful leader of the free world, head of most powerful military the planet has ever seen, able to render our planet lifeless for an eon or two . . . . He bears watching.
Good morning all, I also have apparently been reported as acting in some subversive way on the ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 10, 2019:
I don't know how anyone would be offended by something along the lines of "Hey, you friendless crazy shit . . ." Maybe it's my personal density.
How many of us Hikers have been instructed in, or practice orienteering? @Literatehiker?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 10, 2019:
I studied marine navigation while in the US Navy. That was because I started noticing their navigators spent a lot of time arguing where they were and which way they were going. With just a map, you'll get creative about getting loss.
How many of us Hikers have been instructed in, or practice orienteering? @Literatehiker?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 10, 2019:
Moss grows on the shady side of the tree.
different shit
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 10, 2019:
Sometimes it's a revolving door.
Another one of those days
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 10, 2019:
Fur sure, fur sure.
Inside Trump’s ‘truly bizarre’ visit to Mt. Vernon The 45th president — no student of ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 10, 2019:
The site cited says "A recent survey conducted by the Woodrow Wilson National Fellowship Foundation found that just four in 10 Americans today can pass the country's citizenship exam, which is comprised of several multiple-choice questions about the Constitution and American history, such as "Who did the United States fight during World War II?" and "What is one right granted under the First Amendment to the Constitution?" Consider what elected him.
This is what happens when you let government legislate anything and everything. :)
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 10, 2019:
Ah's too young and innocent to ask what 'cha smoking.
Unless your ancestry were living, breathing, working, loving and dying on this land prior to ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 10, 2019:
The problem with native Americans is their border patrol.
The real dangers of marijuana...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 10, 2019:
Does any stoner crave a salad?
Why is any form of Socialism in America seen as bad? We in Europe have many liberal-socialist ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 10, 2019:
Fear of the government and our assumption its corrupt. Fear of higher taxes.
The Food Network ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 9, 2019:
I can hear Petunia in the distance saying "you could make me that."
Now with trump destroying our country. It feel like it’s Good against Evil . Is it because he ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 9, 2019:
It's not Trump as much as the conditions that created his followers. I often ponder if there's any chance of requiring voters to take a citizenship test to vote.
more funding!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 9, 2019:
I want to milk that cow.
Trump told border patrol agents to defy law, block migrants: CNN [thehill.com]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 9, 2019:
"During Friday's trip to the border, Trump reportedly told Nielsen and Secretary of State Mike Pompeo to shut down the port of El Paso on March 22, with plans to close other ports later. " [Former Homeland Security Secretary Kristjen] Nielsen pushed back on the idea, arguing that closing down the ports would simply shut down legal commerce and travel while migrants entered between the ports. Trump reportedly responded “I don’t care,” according to two people in the room, CNN reports." Along with things Trump was told his actions would be ruled as illegal. Presidential reality has left the room. Why hasn't the 25th amendment been used already?
Adorable kitty!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 9, 2019:
Pussy footing around.
JIGGERY-POKERY. - Noun....deceitful or dishonest behaviour; underhanded manipulation or dealings; ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 9, 2019:
Now if'n I was only a 19th century Brit I would have heard of it. The closest I've heard is "The world is piggie jiggy and Cher has a brand new butt tattoo."
When someone you've never met asks if you want to meet at the restaurant or meet somewhere else and ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 9, 2019:
There are so many nightmares. Meet some one in a public place but if the two of you have **no idea** what the other looks like, you could easily miss them. You might over look them when they come in if it's something like "I'll be wearing a tie/scarf" as clue how to identify them. Six guys with ties, three women with scarfs. Pick one. The ride off sounds fishy. First meeting is to establish if you want to hang out for **future** meetings. Within an hour, you'll know if you want to know more or wish you didn't meet. Having said that, I have had one first date where I showed up and she said "Let's make love *first* and then we'll get something to eat." Best first date ever.
Smart rooster?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 9, 2019:
Petunia told me her ideal weekend once we were married was to swap dirty jokes. The hunt for dirty jokes for me is sometimes fruitless. She immediately abandoned all hope. Thank you for assisting my married bliss.
And so it goes....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 9, 2019:
As a horny young teen, I read a column by Mamie Van Doren. She was sex god that didn't make the cut after M. Monroe died. She complained that her looks **scared** guys from asking her out. Guys assumed she was so far out of her league, she spent lonely weekends at home. After that, I became fearless with small talk with the good looking. Sometimes they followed me home. That lead me to one of my life mottos: don't ask, don't get.
Probably a dog though...definitely the middle finger
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 9, 2019:
I thought I saw a putty tat! I did! I did!
Maybe without the sweater right now because I know it's getting warmer... But oh, how much I really ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 9, 2019:
I need to tell that to Petunia while she's having a "Fetch, love monkey" moment in the recliner. Will she listen? Stay tuned Bat Fans!
Not a good fortune cookie.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 9, 2019:
Today, the IRT will jump the tracks and find you.
Fact of life.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 9, 2019:
That's the note I'm leaving in Petunia's lunch bag today.
It's a link, but it's fuuuuuuuunneeeeeeee!!! (A little extra cheese ????) ??? ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 9, 2019:
Didn't see it coming. Now I wish I hadn't seen it at all.
Try to touch it! Hehe!????
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 9, 2019:
Amazing he doesn't stick his face in the cake and blow his nose.
Where could it be?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 9, 2019:
Time to replace the carpet.
Damn wine snots....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 9, 2019:
Anything canned, pickled or bottled.
Powerful illogical reasoning
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 9, 2019:
#Look! A squirrel!
He just would not learn.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 8, 2019:
Guys always look before they squat. It's dangerous to ask why women haven't learned that skill.
Hope you are all getting some Spring weather!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 8, 2019:
The gnats are trying to fight their way inside.
Apparently not everyone thinks this is romantic. My bad.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 8, 2019:
As one's relation ages, the louder and stinkier it gets. The meme illustrates premature farts.
NAILED IT!!! My first electrical home improvement project! It’s a smart switch and dimmer and it...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 8, 2019:
Measure twice. Cut once.
My last one!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 8, 2019:
Maybe it's just me but I've been to France and missed seeing the gay frogs.
Kirstjen Nielsen just revealed how Trump’s pathologies and lawlessness will get worse By Greg ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 8, 2019:
Give him time and he'll start demanding government troops declare crystal night on minority communities.
Oops... forgot again
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 8, 2019:
That's where the valve goes?
Good Morning From this cute kitty and me. Its raining this morning -hope it melts the rest of the ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 8, 2019:
I haven't seen any snow this year. Everything is in bloom. Turned on the AC for the first time yesterday.
I have to assume that this has been posted before, but it makes me giggle!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 8, 2019:
Follow directions.
I honestly always forget this place can technically be used as a dating app. It doesn't seem ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 8, 2019:
First step in dating is to get them to talk to you without them calling you names.
To-Do list.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 8, 2019:
Nasty stuff that shrimp.
I have just been asked if there is an expression or word to describe this pig's testicles like the ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 7, 2019:
"Rocky Mountain oysters are not oysters at all. They're mammal testicles, and most commonly come from bulls, bison, pigs, and sheep. That's nuts, right?!" My source gives too many details on how to prepare them, says they taste like venison and cites festivals over the "oysters."
Trumpcare - You will die.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 7, 2019:
About right.
Today I am unable to message anyone. When I click on the 'message' button on anyone's profile, ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 7, 2019:
Are you using a cell phone?
Blowin in the wind
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 7, 2019:
I miss the triangle side window and back windows that roll **all** the way down.
Good Morning All. It's warming up today, springlike even with the remaining snow. Making homemade ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 7, 2019:
Today is **Monday** Saturday, I went nine miles down the road to for a disappointing spring festival. The prices on the arts and craft booth might have well included your first born child. The next morning it rained. Petunia got an surprise work request, leaving me home alone. This weekend was the first time this year the air conditioner was turned on.
Satan is right 👍😆
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 7, 2019:
If the bible is a guide, if you don't flatter Him, He'' kill you and your relatives, maybe the whole town, most of the planet.
It's almost indistinguishable
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 7, 2019:
According to Putin, it's not that tight an asshole.
The Dating Life:
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 7, 2019:
Whine, whine, whine.
A loon (I think) drying it's wings this morning.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 7, 2019:
It could be an anhinga, a snakebird, darter, American darter, or a water turkey, Someone is saying right now "Wait, that's all the names for the same bird."
"Daddy's gun tastes like pennies."
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 7, 2019:
"Me, fail English? That's unpossible."