Serious question: With all the pure evil, lies, greed, cult of personality, as the list goes on and ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 18, 2019:

## That assumes biblical accounts that claimed Jesus existed are correct.

Matzoh - and its Balls

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 18, 2019:

## I'd rather have won ton soup. I used to buy a matzoh ball soup mix when I would go to a surplus grocery store. Anytime I would fix it, people loved it. To them it was the exotic food stuff they'd heard about but never had. The catch with a surplus grocery store is it sells discountinued products or those past the "best by sell by" date. So when I'd find stuff that was amazingly good, odds where they might not have it again. When we moved to Seneca, the trip to the store got so far away we don't go there anymore. Matzoh ball soup has become a distant memory because we can't find a local Jewish deli. My guess was the soup was crushed saltine crackers and a packet of powdered chicken broth. I'd add an egg to the supposed crackers and a touch of water and form it into balls to toss into the broth.

Back off ladies , and keep your paws on YOUR hips .

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 18, 2019:

## Live long and bring a pooper scooper.

You mean there's more?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 18, 2019:

## It's all SOME men need to know.

Getting ready for a singles group party tonight.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 17, 2019:

## Have a happy.

"The difference between Donald Trump and Greenland? Greenland is not for sale." Amy Klobuchar

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 17, 2019:

Trump is more a rent to own.

Just gonna set this here with a lot of hopeful emojis.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 17, 2019:

## the first study, frequent emoji use was linked to having more frequent sex. It was also linked to having more sex partners in the last year. Golly Walley! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤💔❣️💕💞💓💖💝 If I want to fit in this group of rarely laid, I'm going to have to knock those things off.

If some white people don't like brown or black people, then what is the point of getting a good ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 17, 2019:

The point is it suggests they have enough leisure time they can take plenty of days off to go outside and get a tan. This is an especially valuable status symbol in the dead of winter when it suggest they traveled to the tropics to get their tan. In days of yore, it was the exact oppsite. A tan meant they were members of laboring class instead of the pale upper crust bookish group that did all their work indoors. The whiter the hide, the better.

Makes sense.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 16, 2019:

"D" is a name?

It was wrong back then too

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 16, 2019:

In some places small children get married to link families together but not to live with each other or have sex. After a reaching an age where the child can reproduce, it becomes another thing. Therefore, Edgar Allen Poe's marriage to a 13 year old is considered legit for that time. This belief carries on in the gruesome backwoods proverb "If it's old enough to bleed, it's old enough to stab."

I wonder if that works.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 16, 2019:

When cops write a ticket, they whip out a little pad that has the traffic ticket forms on it. I don't see anyone holding either a pen or a pad. Since they're all grinning, looks like the cops are taking it as a joke. It does mean they will pull you over because they're bored.

Platitude - a remark or statement, especially one with a moral content, that has been used too often...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 16, 2019:

I wonder if "Grinning like mule eating briars" qualifies. There are platitudes one hears **only** in Dixie, i.e. "meaner than a skillet full of snakes." There must be a word that defines "rat cheer." You never heard of "rat cheer"? It's not there, it's rat cheer. ;-)

I laughed uncomfortably when I saw this on Facebook

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 16, 2019:

## One is a draft dodger who never put on a military uniform or grew a mustash.

Getting into character

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 16, 2019:

## In a porno movie, they'd both hump him -- blow jobs first. Afterwards the sister's step mother would walk in and say "Let me show you how." All the while the gals feel up each other and lick each other Never happens in real life.

Sounds good to me.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 16, 2019:

My favorite bar (Brews on the Alley) opens at eight in the morning. It opens that early for the midnight shift workers. Order a pretzel for breakfast and a high octane craft beer. They also serve several types of pastries and coffee for those who feel the need to stay sober after work.

I have heard this term used " He's/She's a tool" I think that it is ment as a derogatory statement.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 16, 2019:

A tool is only used when the owner needs it. The rest of the time it's ignored. I've yet to see anyone taking a set of box wrenches out for dinner. Now your everyday set of wrenches -- I've done that. One time, I took three to a drive in and had one guy try to put the moves on them.

Have some grog, matey!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 16, 2019:

Shiver me timbers and bust me skiveolies, me hardies. Me parrot has shit on me shoulders. We be having parrot stew tonight.

Boldly go, Dorothy.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 16, 2019:

## Lions, tigers and bears -- oh my!

Asha Rangappa To be fair when I’m down in the dumps and feel like no one likes me I go shopping ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 16, 2019:

"Buying the entire 811,000-square-foot island of Greenland from Denmark has been considered before, albeit quite a long time ago. The last offer on record was made by President Harry Truman in 1946 for $100 million, but the Danes refused. Prior to that, the history books show that the State Department initiated an inquiry into buying Greenland and Iceland in 1867. " Source: https://therealdeal.com/national/2019/08/15/make-greenland-great-again-trump-wants-to-buy-arctic-territory/

America sending its kids back to school like ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 16, 2019:

## Got your bullet proof lining in that backpack, kid?

A KY School District Found a Brilliant Loophole for the “In God We Trust” Law | Hemant Mehta | ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

## American proverb: In God we trust. All others pay cash.

Sometimes ya gotta lie 🤷‍♀️

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

## Only the tasty bits.

Never Trump ex-Republican: Why I'll vote for almost any 2020 Democrat

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

## Watch like minded voters stay home and we'll get chaos in 2020.

Drawing angry eyebrows on a baby is the best thing you'll see today...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

## Did they use no-erase grease pen marker?

Thanks to everyone who helped me expand my wardrobe!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

Scare the locals with that shirt.

Please let me know if you would say something in this situation.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

## Shut yer yap. If he pastor has convinced him it's a magical miracle his wife has been zapped by God and the little bastard is his by divine right, there won't be anything either of you will gain by doing the math and figuring out it's not legit. Let his or her relatives point out the obvious to him. People will be doing that for the rest of his life. Jumping in line to be #1 to break the news to him won't be the kindess thing to do.

I have seen a lot of different types of arachnids.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

## Beat me. First picture looked like a squid and the other one looked like clump of weeds. Should I get an eye exam?

It works fine.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

## Noun before pronoun and all is explained.

When you’re a super freak

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

## Kinky . . . . . .

Hung Tu Lo.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

## Cats wack at dangling things.

I new a guy who did that

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

## There are those who study for their drug tests.

🤪🤓😂🤪🤩🤓😎😅😂🤣

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

## Buddy can you spare a dime?

Ahh now it makes sense

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

## There is NOTHING in the poem that mentions an egg. What it is, is the name of an extremely heavy canon that fell off the top of a high wall. However, illustrators always draw a picture of an egg. It's backs up a theory of mine if you put in a meme and post a message that has **nothing to do with the message** the responses will always be about the meme. I'm feeling like a spoil sport fur sure, fur sure.

Cartoons used to be adult themed and no one knew

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

## Great children's literature always has a hidden meaning for the adults. Ask any adult who's read *Alice's Adventures in Wonderland* for a second time. There's passages in there a kid isn't going to understand.

While you're at it, don't give to the real ones...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

## I used to have those guys "give" me a gift and ask for money to for pay for my "gift." Hello, I'm a re-gifter. Take it back.

Words of wisdom

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

## Assuming he doesn't take a parachute with him. Yea, I'm a spoil sport.

Whatever works.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

## I keep seeing backpacks with a solar chargers on the outside. Sure. We're hiking through the woods. See if the Kindle will re-charge in the shade.

Has GPS ever done you wrong?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

## My last GPS was 98% accurate. It'd always get me *within* a block of where I wanted to go and try to take me *two miles* past my home. Now we have **three** GPS devices and Petunia wants to argue with **all** of them. I defer all navigation to her and we gotten as far as 20 miles off course with her map reading skills. I knew the honeymoon was over when I was driving in high speed heavy traffic when she blocked my view with a map and said "See this? This isn't this where we gotta turn, is it?." "No," I said. "I'd like to see 40 tons in an eighteen wheeler heading for us straight on. **Get that map outta my face. I'm driving here.**" Once I pulled off the side of the road to concentrate on the map, she went livid for interrupting our trip. My theory is if I got read anything, I'm getting off the road. If I got to find my cell phone, I'm getting off the road. If I'm driving, I want to look at the road. It's one of my wild ass theories about staying alive. I'm just there for the ride. Nice to get out and see the country. When it all looks hopeless, I stop and ask people for directions who give me the **wrong** directions often based on land marks that aren't there anymore. You know the drill: "You go down a bit until you pass where the fire house **used to be** and turn left. Keep going for a while until you get to . . . . " I annoy the holy who ha's out of them by asking "How far down is a bit and a while? Can you tell me the street names for where I got to turn?" It pulls the common cuss words right out of their shorts. I'm just there for the ride and trying not blow it when Petunia cranks up her back seat driver act. Since we got a newer car recently, she wants to be the first to put a dent in it. Saves me a ton of trouble.

Ever feel a need to have a few drinks and let go?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

## Been there, done that, had my wallet spanked. Stone crab, BTW, doesn't mean the crab is stoned. Key West means you ought to be stoned.

Watch out for that first step...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

## What's he got piled up on top of the truck's roof?

That right there, is some scary shit.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

## Yep. On her knees wearing a cape. Super shit, able to . . .

Not enough of this in the world today.....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

## Camera angle is everything.

Ancestry for dogs.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

## Not forgetting that meme.

It only takes a giant a...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 14, 2019:

## Forward the meme to Petunia. She loves dirty jokes.

1959 Cadillac

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 14, 2019:

## Ohh...tail fins and rocket exhaust shaped brake lights. I miss the triangle shaped side windows. Bet the rear windows go **all** the way down as well. Four exhaust pipes? Takes the Saudis to keep it fueled. Super gas guzzler.

innovative way to make music! [facebook.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 14, 2019:

Wooden xylophone

I think they still call some wine barrels butts.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 14, 2019:

It does get worse. A butt load is the same as two hogsheads. However, what's defined as a hogshead varies between barrel makers. Then (I kid you not) there is also a measurement of whiskey called a shitload. To stay confused see: http://blog.andrewallingham.info/2011/06/the-difference-between-a-buttload-boatload-and-shitload/

Everything is Australia is trying to kill you

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 14, 2019:

## A slight hyperbole? When it comes to a region where **more** things will kill you, try the Amazon basin. It's hard to forget one explorer who went into the tributaries in a canoe every year. Each year his bug bites added at least eight more file folders in the hospital's files. It was a case of "We never saw anything like this before. Jose, take lots of pictures and call up Scientific American."

Been thinking about going camping at Shinning Rock, aka Looking Glass Rock in North Carolina.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 14, 2019:

For two weekends I've been trying to go swimming at Looking Glass Falls in the North Carolina Mountains. One weekend it was an "emergency" covered dish birthday party for an Aunt. The next weekend we didn't go because Petunia had a $25 coupon for Cracker Barrel in Anderson, SC. Here's a video that will tell you more about the falls: https://www.hdcarolina.com/episode/looking-glass-falls

What we're up against

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 14, 2019:

## It's only second cousins, once removed that's always been legal, even if you're not a red neck.

I'd like to thank everyone who has responded to my call for a roommate.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 14, 2019:

## Putting up a clothesline. When it's over 90f for most of the day, running the AC vs a clothes dryer seems amazingly stupid.

My how we've changed ;-)

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 14, 2019:

## Congradulations! You're going to have a pony.

For all the introverts here (I’m not one).

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 14, 2019:

## That makes me wonder how to classify Petunia. She stays quiet around strangers until she hears me talking them. After that, she wants to hijack the conversation.

A rhetorical question, I know.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 14, 2019:

## But how on earth are the Trumps continuing to get away with this shit??!! In this specific example **Because it didn't make the evening news.** Reading the newspaper which reports way more than the 20 minutes of the evening news is way down earlier decades.

Can you think of a 15 character or less atheist statement for my glasses arm?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 14, 2019:

Prove it. You're blurry. (State motto of Missouri) Show me. (My motto after the Good Stuff) Zap. You're a frog.

If you want something you’ve never had, you must be willing to do something you’ve never ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 14, 2019:

"Come here Sally" -- Thomas Jefferson, slave owner after striking out with the lily white women.

You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar..........Benjamin Franklin.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 14, 2019:

If you want flies visit the outhouse. If you want wasps and bees, put out the honey. If you need to ask **why** you want to trap those bugs, you might be on to something.

LOQUACIOUS.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 14, 2019:

## May occur after certain liquid lubrication has been applied.

I couldn’t think of a good caption. Help me out, please. (Great pic for whoever did this!)

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 13, 2019:

## You may wonder why I called you here.

Still a lot of great riding weather left this season...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 13, 2019:

I've visited a couple of cities in the US that have cobble stone streets. The one hardest to forget was River Street, Savannah, Georgia. That's because while it was still British, the founding fathers required the ships to dump their ballast stones along the harbor front. The stones were turned into paving.

[haaretz.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 13, 2019:

>we have to collect all their stories so we never forget. Do you agree? Who's going read any **more** stories about it? If you're pushing 100, it's likely your memories aren't too fresh. It's over documented as is.

Lost another damned sock...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 13, 2019:

## Dressed like that, I got to wonder if she is looking for a sock. When I do the wash, I hang socks out to air dry in the hallway. There are drying rods out there. Just found a lonesome white sock which had escaped my attention.

Yes please.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 13, 2019:

## I don't want to hang out with the anthropophagus tribe.

IS AMERICA RACIST AND SEXIST?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 13, 2019:

## At least the almanac hasn't mentioned lynching by the dozen for most of the 20th century. When was the last time we had a good old, hang 'em from the tree lynching? Some racism is because people want to associate only with people who are **just like them.** If you're a white and want to attend an all black church, they'll welcome you. When my mother's primarily white church wasn't breaking even because of low attendance, she attended black services to see if she could invite enough blacks worshipers to keep her all white church from going under. When she was successful, black families kept to themselves at her church. Overall, it was a failure. The black churches were more than happy to invite her to their covered dishes. She was treated respectfully and was amazed how much better Blacks dressed up for church. Of course America has racism. It's almost natural. The **extremes** of racism aren't as bad as they used to be.

Good Morning Everyone.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 13, 2019:

>Housing is not going to pan out-waiting lists of 1-2 years . . . . I used to rent a furnished apartment, fell on hard times and discovered public housing means no furniture. Now I have enough tents to build a village because every year, Petunia thinks we need **more** camping gear. She looks for second hand tents at flea markets, second hand stores and yard sales. If she can't find tents, she goes to the store and continues our stockpile of propane tanks and replenishes gas lantern mantels. True story: one guy California had an air B&B tent in his back yard. If I pitch **all** my tents in the back yard, I'd have about 800 square feet. Back in 2003, I lived in a house with 400 square feet of room. (I also rented a storage building with daily visits). If things get grim again, I could live at campground for $8 a night without electricity. People who rent shorage buildings tell me it's par for the course to find people trying to live in the storage buildings. They heartlessly chunk them out in the streets.

ABOUT MUFFINS.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 13, 2019:

## I'm with the Last Temple of Great Black Cosmic Muffin Mistress. Oh? You've never heard of Her? I invented Her and She never caught on. She considers humans as Her greatest mistake. She doesn't want to hear from them. When they praise Her, it pisses her off. The temple has low overhead because attending temple just pisses Her off. Want to wreck your life? Go to temple. The master plan is when Christians quote scripture to me, I can quote from the High Holy Book of Muffinism, starting with the book of square of negative one. I make up my scriptures on the spot as proof I'm correct and their scriptures aren't. My book is holier than anyone else's. I got talking hedgehogs in my scripture. No talking snakes, thanks! My talking animals are cutier than their talking animals. So there! Nanny, nanny, poo poo.

Trump’s State-by-State Approval Ratings Should Scare the MAGA Out of Him [nymag.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 13, 2019:

I'm in a Trump strong hold (South Carolina) and we've turned pink.

KAINOTOPHOBIA.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 13, 2019:

"They say change is good. It never is." --Shelton Cooper, Ph.d.

In a nutshell..

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 12, 2019:

## It's that second reason that screws you over.

Do what you love.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 12, 2019:

Gave up knitting for drinking with the demon.

Curious what men here think when a woman describes herself as “about average” on a dating site ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 12, 2019:

## If she describes herself as average, she's boring. If that's the best way she can describe herself it's time to keep looking. It doesn't matter how good looking she is, how great the sex is, at some point she opens her yap. You don't want to hear how extensive the research has been to reach that conclusion.

Are you a victim, a perpetrator, sit on your hands spectator or simply ignorantly unaware of this ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 12, 2019:

## The owner of that bear wants to turn him into a rug.

This is a general observation, but it seems to me that activity on this site slows down to a crawl, ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

There are something like eight time zones in the United States. I live in the Eastern Standard Time (EST) time zone, which seasonally adjusts to daylight savings time in the winter (get up an hour earlier). When I lived in California, I was in the Pacific Standard Time zone, four hours away from where I currently live. I've also lived in the Central Standard Time zone when I was in Texas. As I type this, it's 5:30 p.m. (EST) in South Carolina, 9:30 p.m. in London, 1:30 p.m. in Los Angeles and so they don't feel left out, 8:26 on a Monday in Sydney. Whoa! **The US is a big country. ** When Europeans look at the map, they shrug and say "Hey, it's only four inches across." They think they can take the cross town bus from New York City to Los Angels. With dam few stops, it's a week long bus ride. Passengers smell like the bus when they cross the US by bus. You might want to rent a car should you fly into Greenville/Spartenburg International (GSP) when you come visit me. I don't live anywhere near GSP but that's the closest international airport.

Not the right answer.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

## The only answer that won't get you in trouble is tell the spouse they're the best thing you've ever seen. Be sure to stop staring at Ms Yummy, stuff your tongue back in your mouth and wipe off the drool. Eschew saying anything like MILF.

I am staring into a swirling chasm of ultimate black.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

## Coffee before wine and you'll be just fine.

Too Soon?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

Have spent too much time bending elbows with jail birds, child molesters are on the top of the list for inmates to kill. Honestly I don't if that's what happened but if I was facing 10-20 being left alone with jail birds intent on kiling me suicide would make sense -- if they didn't get to me first. Can the conspiracy crap already!

Just my early thoughts and I would appreciate responses.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

Umm. . . . maybe it's because I haven't had my espresso yet -- Clinton murders? He hammered someone to death with claw hammer? How many decades will failed Clinton investigations go on?

INFRA DIG.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

## I have low standards for my dignity.

Who in History would you have liked to have had a love affair with? My choice for today is Voltaire

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

Margaretha Geertruida "Margreet" MacLeod better known as Mata Hari. Woman of internation intrigue and exotic dancer.

This is a sweet little film. [youtu.be]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 11, 2019:

## I'll pass. Never did have good taste.

Look familiar this shit must stop we cannot go back to that

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 10, 2019:

My most ignored proverb: never live in a country that just lost the war.

Old songs are still the best...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 10, 2019:

To thank her, they gave her a male goat. Ram bam, thank you ma'am.

Isn’t there clear evidence that the supreme something that created the universe is an unjust ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 10, 2019:

## Isn’t there clear evidence that the supreme something that created the universe is an unjust twisted psycho? No. 1) It's not a one person effort. Mankind's invention was by committee, evolving over time to satify several needs to explain thing they don't understand. Where we come from? Where we going? What is with that rainbow? Where does the sun go? I know! Let's make up a story. We'll throw in some talking animals just for giggles. 2) What can we say these dim bulbs get their butts in line? God will get you! He's a freaking crazy guy/gal/head of a family of God. Better say a **lot** of nice things. God's crazy. How about some praise songs to calm God's butt down? Can't tell about that thing. Let me tell you another story. 3) We'll need regular services so you won't forge. Throw in some administrative costs like a private jet for the head knocker.

I can't believe it either!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 10, 2019:

## In my neighborhood you can buy your lard in stick form. Butter is for the fancy Dan folks.

I ve been in USA for 24 yrs guys ( this October ), and a citizen since 2005.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 10, 2019:

## Run, little bunny, run! Wait second. At first I thought you said you worked at a chicken processing plant. Alright, I was just messing around with you. It appears to me ICE has a grudge against low skill workers. It's unlikely they will be coming for you by mistake.

Taxation is theft.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 9, 2019:

## Taxes are the price for civilization. Those who over pay haven't read up on the tax laws. The wealthy have attorneys to read the tax laws for them.

Tommy Lee Re-posts An Epic Rant That's Worth A Read

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 9, 2019:

I spent too much time in the Navy for "sailor talk."

Today's cheese 🧀🧀🧀🧀

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 9, 2019:

## Based on too much experience, mice/rats prefer peanut butter on a rag. Largely they'll ignore cheese.

Maybe it will work?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 9, 2019:

## I have a clip of a panaramic view of the Smoky Mountains with a guilty bystander yattering on about the weather.

Good Morning Everyone! Its a nice day in the neighborhood.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 9, 2019:

## "Culturally Jewish" is at the top of the list of things that mystifies me. I might be better off not asking. The answer(s) might even be **more** confusing. Right now the weekend plans are vague. Maybe go to the mountains. We got enough mountains to head for but we haven't picked out one yet. **Big deal** it's always cooler in the mountains than in Seneca. Here it's supposed to hit mid-90's.

[yahoo.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 9, 2019:

"He [Tommy Lee] asked, “Do you like Donald Trump? I don’t either. He’s a f**ing idiot. He also called him a “f**king moron.”"

Read my new column.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 9, 2019:

Uncle Ernie needs to use more detailed hyperlinks, instead of citing an on line magazine by way of a URL (universal resource locator). If some poor suffering soul taught him that, we could click and go directly to his rant.

Trump and his aides apparently view his post-shootings visit to Dayton and El Paso as 'something of ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 9, 2019:

## "Trump reacted with fury. As his plane soared toward a restive El Paso, he shouted at aides that no one was defending him." Guess how he figured **that** out.

Natation - an act or the skill of swimming.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 9, 2019:

I'll be sure to mention to Petunia we have swum in natatoriums. Imagine her shock and wonder. Then she'll ask if I got into the wine we're saving for this evening.

Mondegreen , misheard lyrics.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 9, 2019:

Here's a few for you to sing out:

Kinda buried the lead there.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 9, 2019:

Once exposed to humans, leopards figure out humans are more dangerous. Deer don't carry weapons.

Twitter locked Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell’s campaign account from further activity ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 8, 2019:

## Boo hoo. Now pass me that mint julep.

NRA steps in to remind Trump of what he's supposed to think | MSNBC

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 8, 2019:

"His track record is one of making bold assurances, followed by pathetic retreats. There’s no reason to assume Trump will be any different now." Sounds about right.

Pit Bulls are such babies! Bob Barker isn't feeling well, today.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 8, 2019:

## Petunia had a teacup Chihuahua that would rip a pit bull's nose off. One night I found Tito going nuts. I went outside to see what it was. He was facing down a stag. Eventually Tito was eaten by a raccoon. I don't miss him at all.

What will we call it? Trump jail day? I don't care if it's August 45, I'm celebrating every year.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 8, 2019:

## Break out the visiting whiskey.