A brief history of Trump making 9/11 about himself - The Washington Post

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 30, 2019:

## Par for the course.

Who needs a laptop when you can do this?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 29, 2019:

They got a monitor for that thing?

Mic drop...nailed it.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 29, 2019:

## Not a big group to pick from.

Not completely accurate but you get the picture

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 29, 2019:

## Now that I got the picture, I regret it.

Gibbous - from Middle English meaning convex, bulging or protruding.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 29, 2019:

I find almost nobody can remember which phrase the moon is in.

Good morning all!!! A couple more pix of the Festival!!!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 29, 2019:

## Ohhhh....you found Big Bird's cousin, Flap-a-doodle.

A good, albeit melancholy, song for singles [youtu.be]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 29, 2019:

## Sounds like something I'd hear in a cinder block beer bar.

Homonyms - words that sound alike but have different meanings such as pear and pair Homophones - ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 29, 2019:

Now for a minor tangent. Here in gringo land bats are about as large as a sparrow but south of the equator they can weigh in as much as an English bulldog. I'm a big fan of exotic cooking shows and recently learned how to cook them, not that I'm making any plans. If Frayed Bear was around, this might getting him yattering on about fruit bats.

Blow me away..

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 29, 2019:

## I alway liked the premise they didn't have to be female virgins.

NY Post: Online dating is hell on earth for middle-aged and senior singles Such is the typically...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 29, 2019:

The source tells a little different story than the headline. “Swipe left, swipe right . . . It became so easy, like a buffet,” the father of two tells The Post. “All of a sudden I’m out three or four nights a week with different people, sometimes not even remembering their names. It was crazy.” ‘Swipe left, swipe right . . . It became so easy, like a buffet.’ "He even had a fling with a 23-year-old fashion model he met online. But ultimately, these trysts left him feeling empty, and in 2018 he turned to matchmaker Rori Sassoon, co-founder of the Platinum Poire relationship agency in Midtown. She connected him with a 46-year-old mother of two who runs a successful family business and frequently travels the world, and they’ve been together for a year. “I realized I wanted to be with someone who is equally established in life,” Michael says. "Sassoon says struggles like Michael’s are especially common among clients of a certain age: They “feel like a kid in a candy store,” she says.

X-FACTOR.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 29, 2019:

## Don't forget x marks the spot.

The last line of defense...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 29, 2019:

## Get before the horse flies do.

So that's what it's about...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 29, 2019:

## Got a feeling Trump didn't mention the e-mail.

Permanent babies, and I don't mind!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 29, 2019:

In ancient Egypt cats were worshiped. Cats have never forgotten that.

I am finishing a BIG (for me) contract job and am looking forward to a nice payday at the end of it.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 28, 2019:

>I am not asking for couch surfing privileges, but what would you show me about your community/culture if I passed through your neighborhood? First, I'd get you out of my town. The good stuff is in the mountains (about a 30 minute drive), the you pick farms and the alpine lakes. Seneca, SC, is a half horse town and not the end that eats. I'd try to catch a ride out if you were heading for the SC coast.

This announcement may bring delight or dismay.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 28, 2019:

Oh piffle. We had exchanged a few PMs and now I don't see him on my list. To me it says he has been purged from the entire system. Sensitive little farts abound.

I haven't been active on here for a while, I have had a lot on my plate what with work and stuff but...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 28, 2019:

>yes, we do get severe storms here in Britain, Get back to me when class four (winds between 130-156 mph) hurricane with a 10 foot tidal surge (10 foot above the high tide mark) sweeps across one of your outlying islands. That levels anything that isn't built with reinforced concrete. By the time a hurricane gets to Britain, it's a "tropical storm." That's what is also classified as a severe thunderstorm. You **might** get the wimpy class one hurricane (winds above 70 mph). Should I mention I spent too much time in Florida? On **average** every town in Florida gets hit by a hurricane every five years. One year Pensacola, FL, got two hurricanes in one month. With global warming, I left Florida for the mountains. It was a case of hurricanes getting bigger and stronger. Here in Senca, South Carolina we get severe thunderstorms that might loosen enough shingles to bring in a roofer. As for those worried about hurricanes it's required to have **both** flood and wind damage coverage. Otherwise the Good Hands insurance company will drop you.

I am heartbroken.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 27, 2019:

No end of misery for you. Go through all that domestic heart break and then the dog dies. You have my sympathy. If you show up here, insist on more hugs.

Sometime the English can be creative.... [vimeo.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 27, 2019:

Snappy tune for church folks.

Not A True Atheist -- We mostly see this with Xtians, saying "you're not really atheist, you're just...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 27, 2019:

## Some times it goes like this: Why do you hate God? Why do you hate Santa Clause? Huh? You don't believe in Santa Clause, right? Uh.... Therefore you hate Santa Clause. Wot? Your theory is because I don't believe God exists, I must hate Him. Because you don't believe in Santa, you must hate him also. I don't hate Santa. I don't hate God for the same reason: neither exists. Do you believe in the Easter Bunny? Hey! You can see where this is going, right? You're going to Hell. That's like promising me I'll go to Big Rock Candy Mountain. I don't believe in that either. What's that? Let me sing you a song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0hmLe0M4d4

VERNACULAR - Noun.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 27, 2019:

One of the great stupid ideas was the vernaculus was vulgar so they had to keep the Bible in Latin. At the time word "vulgar" meant something that was common.

Either you succumb to an existential psychosis; realizing Gods indifference to your suffering, or ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 27, 2019:

Petunia depends on my sandwich making ability for her lunch. She claims my sandwiches are defective because I over stuff them. One bite and there's PBJ dripping out the sides. Made her a hamburger last night and the mayo leaked on her. She never complains when I use tortillas or grilled cheese. As a sandwich maker, my warranty expired.

Sure to offend a few...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 27, 2019:

I've had my tasty bits dangle out of running shorts.

Perergrination.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 27, 2019:

One should never have their pereginations by bus. After day four, one has the aroma of crusty body odor and desile fumes with no chance of a shower.

Have you ever had someone fall asleep on top of you, immediately after having sex? True story.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 27, 2019:

## I've had one gal who had an epileptic seizure during sex. Talk about a show stopper! Falling asleep immediately? No. They may wait until they stop panting to do that.

Accurate.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 27, 2019:

## Too many fucking potatoes to make it a good analogy. Like dude, when did you ever bring home a sack of potatoes that were humping each other?

I think we can all agree on this one! Love this joke! 🤣

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 27, 2019:

## Silly question: which God?

Defying the laws of gravity should always be encouraged

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 26, 2019:

## Takes a lot of practice and frequent mopping.

Area 51memes.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 26, 2019:

## Loved, especially Alf.

They're doing something with it.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 26, 2019:

## I need those squirrels.

The sword in the stone

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 26, 2019:

## Body shaming 101.

Apropos: as an adjective it means being both relevant and opportune As a preposition it means with...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 26, 2019:

"Tish! You spoke French!" -- Gomez Addams. Defining apropos opens a whole bucket of worms. One web site says: "A reader has asked for a discussion of “appropriate vs. apropos vs. apt.” "All three words may be used as adjectives meaning suitable or pertinent: " Your reference to “The Emperor’s New Clothes” is apropos of the way so many people conform to social expectations rather than think for themselves. "I admire your apt choice of words in this article. "A rating of “G” indicates that a movie is appropriate for children. "**Of the three adjectives, appropriate [uh-PRO-pree-it] is heard more often.**

Good Morning All.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 26, 2019:

I didn't know Willard moved. Any who, you have a good time at Lake George where ever the hell that is.

I so loved this gaffe I have to post another reference to it - from Stephen Colbert: enjoy ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 26, 2019:

Like it wuz an accident, dudes.

Happy Friday!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 26, 2019:

Is the topic jiggling the jugs? Whoa, do I have memes!

trump's way of lowering the debt...kill all the inmates on death row!!!!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 26, 2019:

## For the last two decades the problems has been getting a chemical cocktail ingredients that kills them painlessly. Guess he wants to go back to the firing squad.

Area 15....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 26, 2019:

## I'll be e-mailing that one abroad and waiting for people to reply "wot?"

DeVos Will Recommend the Removal of Civil Rights Protections for Students of Color

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 26, 2019:

The source says "Any day now we’re going to hear the news that Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos and the Trump administration are removing guidance meant to reduce racist discipline practices that run rampant in public schools around the country." It's a prediction, not a fact.

VAPID.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 26, 2019:

Here in gringo land vaping means using a smoking device also known as an “electronic nicotine delivery systems (ENDS)” e-cigs and many other names.

The Hokey Pokey if Shakespeare wrote it.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 25, 2019:

Let's do the time warp again!

A lighter look at a painful subject. BTW, stop doing that!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 25, 2019:

## The horror!!

Don't EVER say your job sucks.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 25, 2019:

Occupational hazard.

I’m so confused lately about how those defending racist statement keep claiming that they ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 25, 2019:

## Everyone has some degree of racism. Where I live it's extreme. Locally (Seneca, SC) I walked into a black barbershop and was told they couldn't cut my hair. Eek! It's a white guy. The fun part is trying to figure out what race an **individual** is. Because I enjoy working in the garden, I've got a decent tan and often get mistaken as Hispanic when people start talking to me in Spanish.

What did you expect

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 25, 2019:

## It's a grizzly bear on the state flag. First thing the first settlers did was kill all the grizzly bears. Most bears you see in the lower 48 states are brown bears which also come in black.

Hahaha.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 25, 2019:

## Tell him the next time the drinks are on him.

This is just one definition.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 25, 2019:

Then there's another dictionary: https://www.thefreedictionary.com/Scatalogical 1. The study of fecal excrement, as in medicine, paleontology, or biology. Also called coprology. 2. Obscene language or literature, especially that dealing pruriently or humorously with excrement and excretory functions.

Talking Yam: Bill, tuck in your chins and get over here! I need a way to eliminate some of my ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 25, 2019:

Without jumping through administrative hoops, the source says it's unlikely anybody will get executed by December. My question: are most of those people on death row black?

How folks used to “unfriend” back in the day. aka The Big Hair Days...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 25, 2019:

I like the theory Marge Simpson has been de-friended by everyone. Talk about big hair!

Crapulous - immoderate in appetite. Do you think "filled with crap" came from this?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 25, 2019:

Sounds like crappy slang, used by people who think crap isn't popular enough.

anfractuous (rare) adjective Sinuous or circuitous.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 25, 2019:

I can't see this word in the famous school song "I'm a anfractuous [rambling] wreck from Georgia Tech and a hell of an engineer."

Practical joke

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 25, 2019:

I like his cartoons.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 25, 2019:

## How far would that get 'ya?

UNGULATE/UNGULATES - Noun.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 25, 2019:

Have an ungulate, man, doesn't sound right.

Just about my speed.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 25, 2019:

If you're doing nothing, how do you know when you're finished?

How to convince the phone company to start charging these telemarketers like 50$ a minute when they ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 25, 2019:

Had one of them call me about a week ago. He asked me what my name was. "You're calling?" I replied, "you don't know?" He hung up on me.

THINGAMAJIG/THINGAMABOB.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 24, 2019:

## A who's-it.

Glad I'm not Jerry!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 23, 2019:

## Cause of death: fucking. Almost sounds like a good idea.

MoralTerraEvolutionFirst is a Necessity.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 23, 2019:

It's the old argument if things evolve into better things, surely there those things that are so good they are like gods if not gods themselves. Surely not because there's too much messed up things.

Bodies of three children and a young woman are found by border patrol in Texas

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 23, 2019:

It's a picture of people crossing the border. The story says the picture is **not** where the bodies were found.. Instead it says "It [where the picture was taken] is not far from where the bodies were found on Sunday." As for the location **where the bodies where found** is ". . . near a river in Anzalduas Park in the Las Paloma Wildlife Management Area, north of Reynosa, Mexico, and south of McAllen, Texas. One does not put flood lights in a wild life management area. That'd screw up the wildlife. The picture is not **directly** related to the story.

Lego just got dark... oh, never mind.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 23, 2019:

## Hang 'em high.

Sounds fair

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 23, 2019:

Tickle ET under his chin and fancy things like that?

STENTORIAN.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 23, 2019:

"Loud mouth" is **so** much easier to spell and easier to understand.

A few new ones...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 23, 2019:

Good old George got a job on the space force.

Since many here are looking to develop friendships with like-minded folks and distance seems to be ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 22, 2019:

Lodging is the one the three great expenses in travel. It's the expense I largely dodge by pitching a tent. If I was single, I'd be joining a couch surfing group. Here in gringo land B&B are expensive while in Europe, they're much cheaper than a cheap motel. The other two great expenses are the cost of transportation and the food.

Trump Cancels Appearance At The NAACP Convention Because He Doesn’t Want To Be Asked Questions | ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 22, 2019:

"When they tell me to go back from I came from, I tell them send me back to St. Louis" -- Red Foxx

This! If only most people were not idiots that follow crappy religions!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 22, 2019:

## I won't be picking my date of departure.

I don't belong to any organized political party. I'm a Democrat." -- Will Rodgers

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 22, 2019:

Yakko Warner: if you can't say anything nice, you're probably at the Ice Cadapes

a few more

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 22, 2019:

I stole the sneaker meme and the bird feeder meme.

Country western Barbie.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 22, 2019:

You don't have a daughter until the backyard has naked, headless plastic dolls.

[good.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 22, 2019:

Here in the states one can finish their doctor's degree speaking only one lanuage. I wish I'd taken Spanish back in elementary school and met more Hispanics.

nothing like it,as long as you use it for positive effects :-)

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 22, 2019:

I got my ducks in a row.

nothing like it,as long as you use it for positive effects :-)

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 22, 2019:

## Who gives a duck?

Doctor: The good news is you don't have kidney stones the bad news is you strained your back pretty ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 22, 2019:

We're all out of straws.

more for ya

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 21, 2019:

## Good old Deloris.

tRump again today is demanding that the 4 Congresswomen (the Squad) apologize to America.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 21, 2019:

Trump's mom is long since rotting in the grave. You going dig her up and demand an apology?

Congrats to Leftists! We are growing in numbers.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 21, 2019:

I am supposed to care about the LGBTQ community? I don't hate them. They never darken my doorstep at happy hour either. When you going to send 'em over?

It might be a useful feature to be able to invite Agnostic.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 21, 2019:

I still wonder how I was hunted down to take over a camping group so I could run two discussion groups on camping. If they can hunt me down to take over a camping group administration there ought to be a way for others to do the same thing.

Made from real dogs

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 21, 2019:

Name rings a bell.

I need an anti-Trump hat or something.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 21, 2019:

Trump encourages his followers to beat up dissenters at his rallies. Why would you be any different?

QUIFF.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 21, 2019:

## Ace Ventura, pet detective.

Hate when people do that

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 21, 2019:

## "Oh, father!" Sylvester J. Pussycat Jr.

Childhood fun and terror!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 21, 2019:

## Who can forget the equally violent game of pop the whip?

a few more for ya

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 21, 2019:

## Brilliant.

Corpsman instructions

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 20, 2019:

What drug is "powder"?

Good Afternoon Everyone! Happy Saturday! Dan and I just returned with my annual visit to see my ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 20, 2019:

Petunia and I stayed close to home. We hauled household garbage to the dump, which the county likes to call the "manned convenience station." They're prissy around here. Went to Wally Mart for a case of cat food for Percy, my Tom cat. Petunia wanted to lollygag for a few other items before heading for the post office, three yard sales and two farmer's markets. Tried to hit a new oriental restaurant and discovered it is already out of business. We settled for a Mexican restaurant instead. Then she had go wandering through a department store for her 37th purse leaving me in the car to listen to the BBC for an hour. After that, we headed home where I picked sprigs of mint before taking an afternoon nap. By the time I woke up, it was happy hour. Made a mint julep and checked out this joint.

Hilarious...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 20, 2019:

## Finger licking good.

It’s a picture perfect day for a drive.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 20, 2019:

## Happy trails. I'm heading out to pet the sheet metal kitties in Seneca.

Somehow I got this group dumped in my lap and and wondering what to do with it.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 20, 2019:

Accept lurid photos.

Gotta love the donkey....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 20, 2019:

## Don't bogart that joint, my friend. Pass it over to me.

Read on fb: Ironically, the people telling Americans that if they don't like their government they ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 20, 2019:

## Last time people told me since I didn't love it, leave it, I started a go fund me for moving expenses. Raised $5. Got me to the city limits. Since then, I've got invitations to move to Sweden and the Netherlands.

The look of love

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 20, 2019:

## Follow the bouncing ball.

PERTURB.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 20, 2019:

I remain cool, calm, and collected when she tries to perturb me. It disturbs her even further. It's all argle-bargle. (New defination coming next).

For once, I almost wish they would follow their bible.....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 19, 2019:

## Snort, snort, giggle, giggle.

Did Fox News Report That U.S. Rep. Omar Delivered a “Profanity-Laced Attack on President Trump”?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 19, 2019:

"Omar also echoed Trump’s own words in condemning him, asserting that, “This is a president who has said ‘grab women by the pussy.’ This is a president who has called black athletes ‘sons of bitches.’ This is a president who has called people who come from black and brown countries ‘shitholes.’ This is a president who has equated neo-Nazis with those who protest against them in Charlottesville.” Soon afterwards, social media users began circulating a graphic claiming or questioning whether Fox News had reported on the news conference with a headline declaring that Rep. Omar had engaged in a “profanity-laced attack on President Trump,” even though all of the profanity Omar used in her remarks was a direct quotation of Trump’s own words" -- cited source. What followed was Fox shortened the story by saying Omar had used profanity, not that she was quoting Trump's profanity.

This is hilarious.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 19, 2019:

"Teen 4 runs into a chain saw." Sounds right.

President Donald Trump complained Friday on Twitter that the media was giving more attention to a ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 19, 2019:

## He's right. As the nation's leader, he gets more attention than the congresswomen. Like duh. He has more power than they do and therefore gets more attention.

OK, not funny :(

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 19, 2019:

## Glad I no longer live along the coast. See Key West while you can.

U.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 19, 2019:

As I read it, they weren't making laws about letting the chaplain casting voodoo spells on congress. "Respect" for religion as I read the passage means allowing a religious group to be part of the congress and engaging in law making.

1. How many are on this site looking for a companion?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 19, 2019:

1) When I scroll through profiles, especially when someone replies to one of my messages, it looks like about 80% of them are looking to meet persons of the approprate gender(s). I'm baffled by those looking for many genders. It's as if they're saying "Don't care if you are a cross dressing, gay, lesbian or straight -- get over here. I'm lonesome tonight." 2) Intermittently someone meets someone here but it looks like 2% or less of the active members. After that they brag about what a wonderful person Metalhead is. Grim, grim odds. Having said that, my profile says I'm here for the community which means "not looking" and I still get women that send me private e-mail that indicates they're lonesome tonight. 3) The ones who seperate most of their sentences by ... strike out. Anyone using more than three dots are mistaken for Donald Trump. 4) The hot, the horny, the steaming for wild sexual flings women are all more than a day's drive away. The oversexed are way over there.

I'm dedicating this song to the Bronzosaurus. ( I'm talkin about YOU, Donnie ) [youtube.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 19, 2019:

## Run children! It's nasal C&W with Hawaiian guitar!