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Brilliant sign!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 26, 2019:
No wonder Petunia doesn't want to go out for Sunday brunch.
LIBERTINE n. 1. a person who is morally or sexually unrestrained, especially a dissolute, ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 26, 2019:
One and two aren't used as I heard it used. It's always been #1. This message has been brought to you by Sluts'r'us.
Checkmate!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 26, 2019:
I didn't know there was a pick up truck that could move a mobile home.
Have some fun with it
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 26, 2019:
I'll use my cosmic superpowers to fill in pages 8-9.
Tho its still dawn in the other side of the pacific ocean but hey! Its Good morning!??? soooo....?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 26, 2019:
Here in Seneca, SC, it's getting there: 5:23 a.m. The cat, Percy, told me he had to have breakfast after I visited the restroom. Pushy little critter.
I wonder if they know.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 26, 2019:
It's an addiction to endorphins and a desire to destroy sneakers.
VEXILLOLOGY. - Noun....the study of the history, customs and usage of flags, and by extension, any ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 26, 2019:
Once covered on the Big Bang Theory.
Woof bark.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 25, 2019:
My tom cat, Percy, refuses to go outside the house. I wonder if he knows if our clay soil is either slimy because it rains or a brick because it hasn't rained. Keep him fed and change his litter box and the cat stays happy.
If you're in the north east, crampons and snowshoes are still a very good idea. Just hiked in the ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 25, 2019:
Considering there are trees with most of the branches on one side of the tree, there's regular high winds up there.
Fake it til you make it
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 25, 2019:
Who says research can't be fun?
Me today...fuck ?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 25, 2019:
If you **wanted** to work, they wouldn't pay you to work.
William Barr Can’t Exonerate Donald Trump Despite what the attorney general’s letter to ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 25, 2019:
The AG was **appointed** by Trump. Explains too much why he said it.
Morning folks. Its a sunny day! Is Spring in the air? Have a good day all.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 25, 2019:
I'm hooking up the pressure washer today. The pine pollen is turning Petunia's red car yellow daily.
Oh Ethel, you should have gone for the face lift...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 25, 2019:
During Phyllis Diller's life time (1917-2012) she spent over a million dollars on plastic surgery. Didn't help.
Carbs are definitely life ??
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 25, 2019:
Looks photoshopped.
This is not a complete and total vindication of President Trump. 10 Important Conclusions. ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 25, 2019:
The video gives a rehash of various view points with **added** commercials.
Who else can relate
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 25, 2019:
Before and after your artistic license expires.
Solution to global warming ?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 25, 2019:
They will need to install a water sprinkler in that globe.
ULTRAFIDIAN. - Adjective....blindly credulous, going beyond mere faith. ULTRAFIDIANISM. - ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 25, 2019:
Sounds like a typical bible belter.
I worship the weirdness in ALL of you!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 25, 2019:
How many of our doorsteps have you darkened? Should I leave a candle in the window for you?
In fond memory of Scott Walker - a true favourite of mine, especially his astounding solo works. ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 25, 2019:
Died: March 25, 2019
OOOooooo P.U.?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 25, 2019:
Farts are shits without the mess.
I'ved had this happen!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 25, 2019:
The charges included nepotism.
Poets get all the dates. Impress your date, recite some good poetry. Join Not Your Poetry. ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 25, 2019:
In relationships, love doesn't last. Cooking do.
Intumescent ADJECTIVE (of a coating or sealant) swelling up when heated, thus protecting the ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 25, 2019:
Sounds like something that might be used on an engine block.
Happy singles see happy couples everywhere.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 24, 2019:
The grass is always greener over the septic tank -- Erma Bombeck.
If I leave this group for a while am I able to return? I would imagine there would be no issue with ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 24, 2019:
>.I’m sure some of you can figure why. Not me but I can invent plenty of reasons that are phony.
Click click.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 24, 2019:
Cheap aluminum tongs fall apart easily. It's important to test if they're still working before trying to pick something out a boiling pot of water only to have fall back into the pot with scalding water coming your way.
Do you think it would work? Sorry folks! It is supposed to be the stuff in those glow sticks and ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 24, 2019:
# I can't figure out what it is.
She's totally dressed, but still so erotic!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 24, 2019:
Ah, the Bobbie twins.
[alternet.org] Here are 7 key details about Robert Mueller's much anticipated report. 2008 ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 24, 2019:
> Barr told Congress that Mueller believes that even though his report “does not conclude that the President committed a crime, it also does not exonerate him.”
Happy Sunday!!!! It's Mueller Time!!!!! Are you waiting to see if our POTUS collaborated with a ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 24, 2019:
I've been beating on the lawn mower until I could get it to run.
Smart advertising.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 24, 2019:
...giggle, giggle.
Trump isn’t smart enough to understand how the Supreme Court is about to disempower the presidency...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 24, 2019:
His assumption is that since he got **some of those** judges on the Supreme Court, they'll be loyal in his hour of need. Like or shove it, they read political cover to judge how to rule on cases.
Don't even have a good poker face.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 24, 2019:
Isn't that for bridge?
JOINDER. - Noun...conjunction, in law a joinder is the joining of two or more legal issues ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 24, 2019:
I've heard it's variant used to describe the joining of two pieces of timber without nails.
PYRRHIC. - 1) Adjective....of a victory, to be won at too great a cost to the victor, rendering it ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 24, 2019:
I've also heard it used to mean a costly victory while in retreat.
Everyone’s drunk on something. What are your addictions? What gets you through the day or this ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 24, 2019:
I have a bad addiction to breathing. Serious life threatening reactions if I stop for a few minutes. I have to do it even while I sleep.
Ya snooze Ya lose i guess
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 24, 2019:
That reminds me of Barbara the Hun, who dumped via e-mail after I refused accept the demands she was putting on me. I found another woman. Six months later, she called me up and wanted me to take her back. Didn't work.
Just a little trip around the block on a Sunday morning.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 24, 2019:
Yo! Get off the sidewalk.
Good morning Girls and Boys...Today's update...I was able to tie my right boot up on the FIRST ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 24, 2019:
## Next month: tap dancing.
here it comes
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 24, 2019:
# That's how it works imperialistic nations.
We all need one of these...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 24, 2019:
## Explain why I want to talk any kind of moron.
What makes you a catch? Seriously, despite the flaws society would make you think you have, why are...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 24, 2019:
I'm so amazingly amazing it's disgusting to give the details.
"Oh, I lost my top...How am I to go out!"...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 24, 2019:
The * Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy" advises always carry a towel for times like these.
Obviously. Hahaha ?????
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 24, 2019:
. . . and over here, we have a mole hill.
For my northern friends who are sick of winter.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 23, 2019:
It's never gotten that cold while I've been living in South Carolina.
So true! ?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 23, 2019:
How do you write laws with a penis????
Public service announcement
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 23, 2019:
First wife could shred condoms without using her hands.
This would be me.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 23, 2019:
Rock, yes; roll, no.
You said it can be anything! Lol
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 23, 2019:
I've read Emily Post **and** Miss Manners. Nary a word about glory holes. Guess they were too polite to mention it.
Recording Reveals Oil Industry Execs Laughing at Trump Access The tape of a private meeting was ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 23, 2019:
One of their own (Independent Petroleum Association of America) was named Secretary of the Interior, followed by rollbacks on environmental restrictions on things like fracking and drilling in federal parks, etc.
I dropped my oars...I'll be stranded on this little island!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 23, 2019:
It is the custom of my people, the crazy farts, if you take a hot babe out in a boat far away from shore and she **doesn't** give you a blow job, she walks home. Saintly person that I am, I ignore that custom. If I honored it, I'd lie about it.
Probably a lot of you
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 23, 2019:
My older brother tried that. Once he started to catch up with me, I ran through a doorway and slammed the door behind me. Naturally, he ran into a door running as fast as he could. He thought he was going to get sympathy from my parents by being truthful about his injuries. # He was right. # When I want to get depressed, I remind myself I share a gene line with my relatives.
I defined religion many times...but this is the best!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 23, 2019:
Religion is popular mythology.
See now I don't take handouts
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 23, 2019:
# I'm not honest enough to mention my felonies.
SHOOGLE. - Verb....to sway, shake or rock back and forth. SHOOGLE. - Noun....a rocking motion; ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 23, 2019:
I need to use that word. "You shoogle my world, darling."
Trump Has Slapped His Brand On Images Of The White House To Sell At His Trump Store President ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 23, 2019:
From source cited: "The products give the bizarre impression that the White House is a Trump hotel." I need to buy some of those "products." He isn't selling stuff inside the White House. He's selling things like bars of soap, T-shirts, etc., with an **image** of the White House with the White House image and the words "Trump hotel" on them. These like "Billy Beer" and "Gold water" will become extremely valuable collector's items in 2035.
Happy Friday all. It's the weekend. Dan always works weekends. No plans as of yet -cold coming on so...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 22, 2019:
I want to talk Petunia into a picnic at a large sprawling formal garden, Clemson University [SC] Botanical Gardens. It's high pollen season and the temperatures should be in the 70's.
Don't fear the Dewey Decimal System.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 22, 2019:
Eeekkkkk!
Baby reveal parties are the weirdest thing ever.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 22, 2019:
The meme reminds me of an old joke. A gal asks her daughter if she wants a baby brother or a baby sister. "If you don't mind," replies the tot,"I want a pony."
?????
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 22, 2019:
Church folks get upset when they're told they aren't that special.
ROTOGRAVURE. - Noun....a printing system using a rotary press with intaglio cylinders, typically ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 22, 2019:
I used to have a friend who told a publisher he would have no problem running his rotogravure press. He didn't know what he was doing and the press nearly ate his arm.
Taking life advice from billionaires is usually not a wise decision.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 22, 2019:
# High adventure awaits!
I live in WTF? Shitty.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 22, 2019:
Montreal awaits!
What a loudmouth!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 22, 2019:
I used to have a bumper sticker that said "I brake when the voices in my head tell me to brake." I got illiterates ridding my bumper.
Somebody needs some eduction.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 22, 2019:
# Abandon all hope.
Dating and Marriage preferences. Racial Classification has been determined to be merely fabricated ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 21, 2019:
There are physical characteristics common to certain **groups.** However, the nightmare is assigning those "racial" traits to **individuals** is when it all breaks down.
....or perhaps it's more Darwinian.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 21, 2019:
As God wills it. Lord only knows what He is thinking.
Anyone ever been involved in multi-level marketing (MLM)? What has been your experience? Is it worth...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 21, 2019:
They are sooo bad, that the last time an Amway representative called me, it was twenty minutes into their pitch they used the word "Amway." It was a husband/wife team. The wife called me first and the husband did the followed up call. At one point, we had this exchange: "I'm looking for hard working, intelligent people --" "--Nope. I'm dense as a post and dedicated my life to using dope. I lay around all day, drool dripping out of my mouth." It didn't slow down his sales pitch.
...........
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 21, 2019:
EEKKK. There's a knee grow on my pancake mix.
The only French pastry I have ever made was French bread. Today I thought I would try my hand at ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 21, 2019:
>Who knew how much went into this process and that there several different methods of getting to the point of actually having a Croissant? Me. I used to have a complete collection of Julia Child's videos, including bread making. After a certain point, I started muttering "I'll have to go to France for **that.** On the whole a French meal involves *at least* half a day to prepare. Thar be good eats in Paris, me bucko. BTW, I've had three bread making machines. They all vibrated themselves off the counter and committed suicide.
Anyone remember Libby Gelman-Waxner? She wrote snarky movie reviews from the last page of Premiere ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 21, 2019:
Any time I can make 'em laugh on an uncomfortable subject, I'm winning.
This happens to me. .I think because I talk low and slow
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 21, 2019:
I like to inject the phrase "the ravenous bug blatter beast of Travial" in lectures when I'm certain they fallen asleep on me. They wake up and go "What? Huh?"
Where did the HI and Wave disappear to? It's no longer on my profile page that I can find?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 21, 2019:
? Some are only available on line. ????? Now scroll **way down** Smileys & People Animals & Nature Food & Drink Activity Travel & Places Objects Symbols...
Could you date someone that looks like someone you despise...enough that every time you look at them...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 21, 2019:
If I wasn't married, I'd go out with any ugly muggly once she used the magic words: "I'm buying."
I agree......
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 21, 2019:
# I disagree # Teen years meant getting turned down by teenage girls who were looking for guys who had their own place and money to spend on them. Teenagers have to jump through hoops to buy the booze and parents that smell their breath. Currently teens have to put up with on line bullying and having their parents track them down electronically.
I heard Beep Beep just before the crash
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 21, 2019:
"E. Coyote chasing it, a Greater Roadrunner can reach speeds of 20 MPH (32 KPH) while a Coyote can reach speeds of up to 43 MPH (69 KPH). Clearly, in an all out footrace, the roadrunner would be dinner."
What causes you to feel loved? I used to think the five love languages were a load of crap. ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 21, 2019:
Somebody break down "acts of service" for me. Is that when Petunia opts to mow the yard?
There’s anew potato ? in town ?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 21, 2019:
I'm not sure which of our two types of potatoes are having more fun.
QUOD ERAT DEMONSTRANDUM (usually abbreviated to Q.E.D.). Is a Latin phrase which has passed into ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 21, 2019:
Well, et my al! *That's a joke, son!* Et al means "and others." It's used in scholarly papers to indicate more than one source cited as proof the author knows what they're talking about. It generally shows up in the footnotes at the bottom of the page. Q.E.D. also shows up in scholarly papers, often to let readers know the author is **such** a snob. The implication is "If you don't buy this argument now, you're a ninny." Disclaimer: I stayed in college long enough (six years, two bachelor's degrees) to hate writing scholarly papers. I got high marks on a creative writing assignment for putting footnotes that said "What? You reading footnotes **again?** For shame!"
The new addiction. The real use of this smart technology device. Forget porn. Memes is my addiction....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 21, 2019:
On the far extreme, I've yet to use my cell phone to go on line. I use a tower computer with a large screen monitor. If I'm going to look at porn I demand DETAILS! It breaks my heat that the day of porn movie theater is long since past. Gather around kiddies, let Uncle 99 tell you about the ten foot tall turgid nipples on the silver screen. That'll warp their little spines.
Your guide to the end of the Mueller probe Answering, as best we can, your pressing questions: ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 21, 2019:
It could be a cast of thousands.
Old-timey name for STDs ?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 21, 2019:
*The gift that keeps on giving.*
I NEVER use the elevator in a building. What do you think?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 21, 2019:
Luck of the Irish.
Hello my fellow weirdos, so good to be back among my own people because let's be honest about being ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 20, 2019:
>All the Best People Are. Way too many exceptions to that rule.
Happy Spring Everyone. It's 70 degrees outside and sunny. Can't wait to get outside. Will start ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 20, 2019:
It's Petunia's time to start pestering me for "Where we going this spring?"
[yahoo.com] Fuhrer Trump Administration refuses to hand over requested White House documents. - ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 20, 2019:
"If it continues to refuse, Democrats could sue the administration and ultimately take officials to court, where it could get caught up in litigation for years" By the time the dust settles, everyone in the administration will have died in their sleep from old age. :-(
Intermission...(& no matter how tame admin will pull it anyway!)
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 20, 2019:
Been a while since she hit the buffet.
Plum crazy
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 20, 2019:
Where you planting it after it gets eaten?
Put it back!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 20, 2019:
Chewy, chewy, lasts a long time.
Road Rage-(r)
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 20, 2019:
# Where's the big cunt to go with it?
The world outside of us can be chaotic, unpredictable and confusing. Focus on your inner oasis, ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 20, 2019:
# If you let a smile be your umbrella, they'll think you're a grinning idiot.
Super hiking woman Any guys looking for a hiking partner? I saw this and thought way out of my ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 20, 2019:
I'm an old fat white guy with asthma. On backpacking trails, I don't pass anyone. It takes me all day to do ten miles. This year I've had two strokes. Now I stagger when I walk. That phase of my life may have retreated for good. :-( I'm looking at canoing instead.
Finding this journey to being fully single full of twists and turns. I'm mostly positive about the ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 20, 2019:
There's nothing more depressing than saving your Saturday for housework by your lonesome months on end.
Squish them peeps
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 20, 2019:
Don't you forget:
Booooom!???? poor Filipina's?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 20, 2019:
Ah, the corn fed daughters of the gringos. Frankly it looks like someone over stuffed their bra.
Germany wants US ambassador expelled
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 20, 2019:
**Some** members of German's lawmakers are calling for him to be removed -- **not all." ** Many Germans are irked for inviting Austria's right wing president to have dinner with him at the embassy and for his support of right wing causes.
It looks more like a British Progressive Rock Album cover to me....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 20, 2019:
Par for the course.
Hello from Sumter, SC. Oh am I in an overchurched area. smdh
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 20, 2019:
Part of the "overchurched" is splinter churches. A pastor will say something that doesn't set well with a handful of members, so they start their own church. The splinter church typically is lead by someone who hasn't graduated from a seminary and hasn't read the **whole** bible. The church may have as little as eight regular members. It's hard for me to forget one church outside the hamlet of Hickory Tavern,SC, where services were held in a open air fruit stand.