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WonderWartHog99 comments on May 29, 2019:
I've operated under theory alien children abduct humans only to be told "You put that back! We don't know what it's been fucking."
Nearing hurricane season. Time to get the party favors out!
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 29, 2019:
When I lived in Florida, hurricane meant free firewood for the winter.
Here comes the rain again... oh goodie!...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 29, 2019:
Poshing off the week with no rain, no hope of rain and bake your biscuits in the car.
I will not be pictured as an example. mac·i·lent adjective \-nt\ : thin, emaciated, lean ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 29, 2019:
I'm too broad in the beam to be ever have that happen.
Most definitely.
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 29, 2019:
Just like friendly fire isn't friendly, common sense isn't common.
New invention fo losing weight. 🤣🤣🤣
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 28, 2019:
It's on par with glutton free vodka.
Good Morning All. I hope everyone is safe and dry this morning. The weather is going extremes - ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 28, 2019:
1) Back in 2003, I realized it was going to get hotter and the hurricanes, which feed off of heat, were going to get stronger and more destructive. 2) I moved 500 miles (800 kilometers) north next to the mountains. 3) Drought conditions promise to continue now I've planted tomatoes. 4) I'll be heading for the mountains now it's gotten up to 100f (38c). I may return to dead tomatoes.
Which one are you today?
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 28, 2019:
Work 'em 'till they drop or the customers walk out without buying or paying.
I would not be so humane, I would be thinking axe, chainsaw, noose or guillotine but I don’t have ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 28, 2019:
Shoving a liverwurst up his ass and releasing the hounds comes to mind, second only to strapping his crotch over a fire ant mound.
Having sex on a first date doesn't mean she's a whore and having sex after 5 yrs of dating doesn't ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 28, 2019:
>A man who values you will not leave no matter how much he waited or how soon he got it. No matter how wonderful you are, people change often reconsidering what they think of you the unchanging, immutable being that you are. >Having sex on a first date doesn't mean she's a whore. Sometimes it means she's worried you'll run away unless the two of you go at it like minks in heat because she's been **so lonesome.** # True story I had a favorite bar in Pensacola, where I'd take my dates. For a couple of months, every time it was another woman. After two months the bar maid threw herself in my lap because I walked in alone. She wanted me for a date next. As long as I had her in my lap, I thought it might be a good idea. Therefore, I proposed to pick her up at her mother's house for dinner after she got off work. When I did, first item on her agenda was for us to have sex. Of course, I had to get her away from her mom's house first and **then** have sex. Two years later, her mother wanted to give me a blow job. They wanted to join the crowd? I'm still working on that theory. No telling why women decide to start an affair.
A trip worth taking.
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 28, 2019:
To find the legendary Shit Creek, you got to go to Alaska. Helps to stop at the paddle store.
The problem.
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 27, 2019:
I voted Democratic although I was massively outnumbered here in South Carolina. I did it for the pointless moral superiority of it and that stupid little *I voted* sticker that I put on my briefcase.
Ha ha. Grumpy cat!
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 27, 2019:
Grumpy Cat RIP at age 7; May 17, 2019. Died of urinary tract complications.
Dark humor
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 27, 2019:
You're quoting Dr. Demento.
SUBJECT... I WANT TO GET RICH, SHOULD I OPEN A CHURCH? Go to "Alan McPherson " Facebook.
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 27, 2019:
I've seen too many store front churches go belly up to assume starting a church is a sure fire way to wealth.
Out at the refuge again...Just love this place!!!
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 27, 2019:
Ah, the venison ranch.
I’ve made it to California! My car has logged 6,330 miles since April 4. It’s much shorter to ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 27, 2019:
Looks like you and the puppy dog are having fun.
Different companies, different business models.
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 27, 2019:
Won't they order more food than the non-stoner?
SVENGALI. - Noun...a person who exercises a controlling or mesmeric influence on another, ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 27, 2019:
I'll put a spell on you, he says.
Just saw the new Space force satire on Public TV by GZeroMedia’s puppet regime. Hilarious !
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 26, 2019:
Let me have the you tube address so I can watch it as well.
for reptilian brains
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 26, 2019:
It's a hoppy toad.
RATIOCINATE/RATIOCINATING - Verb (used without object)....to reason; carry on a process of ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 26, 2019:
It's good to see an unfamiliar word used in a sentence. A process of ratiocination never troubled the brain of any flat earth defenders.
I came to work to 20 lessons and tests I have to take today between my actual duties. Ugh. They're ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 25, 2019:
WHEN WAS SOAP INTRODUCED Pre-dates God. However, soap became commonly accessible during the industrial revolution. That's when the animal fats used to make soap became available all year. Otherwise, one needed to wait until late fall when animals were normally slaughtered on the farm.
Eudaimonism (or Eudaemonism or Eudaimonia) is a moral philosophy that defines right action as that ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 25, 2019:
Sounds like pragmatism tempered with hedonism.
Why is that?
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 25, 2019:
This applies if the guy is in a continuing romantic relationship. In one of those things telling her no, means she may follow suit.
I find this funny.
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 25, 2019:
Brought to you by Deep Thought.
Who is this kid? lol
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 25, 2019:
The premise is wrong. Grass isn't the **only** thing those animals eat. For example deer eat a variety of food types, including browse (leafy parts of woody plants), forbs (herbaceous broad-leaved plants, including agricultural crops), hard and soft mast (seeds), grass and mushrooms/lichens. Horses want to eat a range of fruits, veggies and grains like oats. See? I know shit.
The second installment from Machu Picchu. I hiked the mountain and took the photos. After the hike...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 25, 2019:
Did you buy the coco leaves?
"If you ain't country, you ain't shit" Does that imply... That if you ARE Country.... You ARE...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 25, 2019:
It means the speaker is a smug little shit.
Level 256?
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 25, 2019:
If you were stranger, it'd be Ms. Pacman.
tRump would be a winner… If there were ever a competition for being called the most disparaging,...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 24, 2019:
According to Trump, he's a "very stable genius." If they feel like they **have to tell you** they're smart, they aren't. They are trying to bamboozle the bystanders who know better. Once a person becomes incredibly intelligent, they also learn how much they **don't know.** This renders them modest. Likewise, ever met a crazy person who says they are crazy? First time someone called me an intellectual, I found myself preparing to argue with them. Before doing that, I paused and considered if I have them fooled this well . . . . . ;-)
Cats or dogs people? im a cat person!
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 24, 2019:
Dogs will bite people they don't know. Sorry 'bout that Uncle Joe. Cats will run from people they don't know. Where'd he go Uncle Joe? Dogs will jump on their owners to say "*Love me! Love me!"* Cats will stroll up to their owners **when they feel like it** as if to say "You *may* pet me now."
Cats or dogs people? im a cat person!
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 24, 2019:
Cats kill vermin. A dog will ignore a mouse. I've had cats that would dig up mole crickets, kill snakes, eat large cockroaches, leap wildly in the air trying to swat moths . . . . They are killers and they'll torture any mouse they happen find. Dogs might bark at vermin, thinking that'll impress 'em. While a person *can* walk a cat, they don't need it. Show them a sand box and they'll figure it out. Dogs take a while to get house broken and it's common for them to forget.
Lovely tunes
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 24, 2019:
Percy, my Tom cat, has a perch that over looks the bird feeder. He looks out the window and there they are -- kicking each other off the bird feeder.
The theory of evolution...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 24, 2019:
Not that simple for the road to bipedalism.
"Climbers" dying on Everest while waiting in line. Forget the peace and solitude of wide open ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 24, 2019:
Last I'd heard the trail is littered with corpses which serve as land marks.
Meme for Bill. ... I miss Bill.
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 23, 2019:
Bill the cat? Awwwkkkk!
[newyorker.com]
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 23, 2019:
Sounds about right: *Trump added that he has stopped receiving intelligence briefings at the White House, arguing, “I can do my job without any intelligence whatsoever.” *He said that he has chosen, instead, to seek advice from his son-in-law, Jared Kushner, and from his elder children, Ivanka, Eric, and Donald, Jr. “You won’t find a trace of intelligence in anything they say,” he boasted. *At a briefing for the White House press corps, the President’s press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, denied that Trump’s war on intelligence was a new development. “Intelligence has never played a role in Donald Trump’s life,” she said.
Literally any takers. I'm not picky.
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 23, 2019:
Considering how close it is to the hurricane season it is, you shouldn't have any trouble disappearing especially if we take my canoe.
Hello from Machu Picchu. After two months of listening to wave violently pounding the ship's hull, ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 23, 2019:
After watching a video on the Inca Trail to Machu Picchu, I'd would have taken the train as well.
Define irony
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 23, 2019:
Example:
Who wants a signed copy?
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 23, 2019:
There's an unconfirmed story that a bible signed by Donald Trump was found in the ruins of Nortre Dame's steeple.
Fun at Disneyland!
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 23, 2019:
Golly.
I enjoy collecting stringed instruments. What other interesting collections are out there?
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 23, 2019:
I can't go anywhere with Petunia without her bringing back a coffee mug. When we were in Holland and space in the luggage was limited, she waited until we were in Helen, Georgia to visit a shop that specialized in all things Dutch and she bought additional souvenir Dutch coffee mugs. We went to New Orleans and bought our souvenir coffee mugs at a local second hand thrift store. Latest coffee mug purchase says "True love: me, you and the cat; the purrfect relationship." She's not that crazy about Percy, our Tom cat. Another recent purchase says "I love you like no otter" with a picture of a pair of otters on it. It's for our **future** trip to Peaks of Otter, Virgina next month. Of course there's the Christmas cup mugs that filled up our curiosity hutch and souvenir coffee mugs to places we haven't been.
If you won 50 million in Euros, Pounds or US Dollars how would you spend it?
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 23, 2019:
Open a Swiss account and buy money management funds.
At the Arenal volcano yesterday these 4 guys almost threw me in, then they found out I’m not a ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 23, 2019:
Three of them looked like they crawled up the mountain.
Was it still in operation? [nationalgeographic.com]
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 23, 2019:
< raises eyebrow> You were expecting it to be pressed into service as a Windjammer cruise?
Volcano pictures! Hopefully I’ll get this posted before my battery dies. The clear photos (last ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 22, 2019:
Your first pictures remind me of two hikes to Look Rock on the western side of the Smokey Mountain National Park. Both times it was a case of "Look! We can't see anything because of the fog."
Folks, let's please try to avoid claims that have been verified by places like Snopes as being ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 22, 2019:
At least have a source that backs your meme's claim that Trump son's keeps asking "Did you get it my ass yet, dad?" I've seen too many memes that claims Trump gives blow jobs to Putin, as if he walks out of private meeting with juicy jaws, stains on his jacket. When it's largely let's call Trump names memes, it gets tiring.
Donald Trump's current burst of behavior -- the absolute refusal to allow testimony or documents to ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 22, 2019:
I'd like to welcome you to the US. Here the major point about going to jail is *can you afford a lawyer?* If you've got the money, you can delay going to jail anywhere from years to decades. The best we can expect from the millions of dollars worth of well documented proof Trump should be in jail is to get him unemployed.
If Christian dogma is to be taken seriously, then we are made to believe that God is a ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 22, 2019:
For shooting to level 20 with a bullet, defend gun control for hot chicks who need an abortion because who'd lay pipe on anything over 30? Once in a while start a post that all lesbianism needs to be cured is a federal requirement for them to do the donkey act twice nightly. Watch animal rights people to come out of the wood works. Tell the Aussies they can't stay there if they aren't limp wrist drag queens and Sheba is looking fruitlessly for someone there that doesn't have tiny limp dick. Tell the gringos they're Nazi bastards for Jezzzusss. **Super important: ** feed the administrators and moderators flattering remarks. Once in a while, toss 'em boxes of Cracker Jack. Shamelessly plug your new site *be a man and join the Klan* on everyone else's web site, especially Feline Fanatics. Offer to send dick pics to the Brits for educational purposes. Reply to everyone.
It doesn't fit very well
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 22, 2019:
The supervisor has been changed to the mid-life crisis division.
A few morning Woofs.
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 22, 2019:
Yea. Sure. I'm going for the double points as a pointless excuse.
Trump’s troubling response to “lock them up!” chants during his Pennsylvania rally [vox.com]
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 22, 2019:
>Parhetic. I suspect few Trump supporters watch the evening news. One of the most mind boggling things I ever ran across was when given a choice between Wheel of Fortune and the evening news, most Americans voted for Wheel of Fortune. Thus my guess most of them don't know anything about current events, including that Trump abandoned the "lock 'em up" campaign promise years ago. We'un's a nation of dumb shits, don't 'ya know? Worse, dumb shits vote.
Trump’s troubling response to “lock them up!” chants during his Pennsylvania rally [vox.com]
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 22, 2019:
Bring the monarchy back, we'un's tired of electing you whos!
...I ...Am.
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 22, 2019:
Don't talk to me until I've had my first steaming hot eight ounce mug of espresso. Until then, I'm operating on lizard brains. Once the caffeine kicks in, I'm operating on mammal brains.
Improvise, adapt, overcome!
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 22, 2019:
Shortly thereafter, a meaty paw slams the desk and the cry "I'd rather have a dead kid than one with damaged brain" is heard through the land.
Burn it all.
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 22, 2019:
Bad bunny!
NECROMANCER . - Noun...a person who practices necromancy, a wizard or magician. Synonyms; ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 22, 2019:
The word origin suggests one requires a corpse to do hoo doo, that voodoo, that I love so well. Run down to the funeral home, bring back the dead and I'll put a spell on you.
Just been looking at google maps and realised that from top to bottom of the UK is slightly less ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 22, 2019:
I'm waiting for catchy songs about beach babes on English shores. Surely, they have the equipment to stuff a smoking bikini.
Shhh........
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 21, 2019:
Ah the legendary self draining boot.
Maybe late teen, but that's still pushing it.
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 21, 2019:
Daughters. Fudge. I knew I forgot something.
Wow I have to try this diet lol !
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 21, 2019:
She got a tan as well.
How embarrassing
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 21, 2019:
# Old dirty joke Two guys were watching a dog putting on his lip stick. (There'll be a time delay before some you figure out what that means). "I wish I could do that," says one dirty old man. "You can," replied the other guy. "The dog would bite you."
MARMALISE. - Verb...to utterly destroy or totally demolish. Synonyms; thrash, pulverise, beat-up....
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 21, 2019:
> . . . British slang . . . . . That explains why I haven't hear of it before. People from England aren't brave enough to visit my little burg in the backwaters. If they're not serving Earl Gray, they won't visit. Once served iced orange Peako tea with enough sweeter to be an option for pancake syrup, their rectal regions slam shut and we have to deport them quickly before their breath starts to peel the wall paper. That's why their state department put us on the "do not visit" list: too many of them came back and peeled the wallpaper. Not that I'd mislead anyone, young innocent that I am. ;-)
Stolen off of the Facebook group Sarcasm, It’s not for Everyone.
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 21, 2019:
About right.
This trip has been remarkable as far as weather goes. I have had to re-route several times and miss...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 21, 2019:
It would have been nice to see titles to these pictures that say where they were taken.
Poltroon -- noun ... archaic -- early 16th century French 'poltron', Italian 'poltrone' A ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 20, 2019:
Last time I heard this word used it meant one who leads the troops from the rear.
Sounds purrrrfect.
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 20, 2019:
Percy, my current Tom cat, refuses to go outside.
[diversityinc.com] Record number of black women to graduate from West Point-34 in fact.
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 20, 2019:
I didn't see what percentage that was of the total number of West Point graduates.
Context: the WORST thing you can call an EMT or Paramedic...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 20, 2019:
As a young man, my grandfather worked **both** as an ambulance driver and the guy who drove the hearse. Back then, people didn't call for an ambulance until someone was a death's door. Understandingly, the funeral homes provided ambulance service for prospective clients. Medical science has advanced considerably since then. One can no longer get an ambulance ride out of the funeral home.
[alternet.org] Republicans secretly support Trump's impeachment in private conversations but no ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 20, 2019:
Another page that wouldn't property re-direct for me from alternet. Frankly, I can understand the reluctance of GOP members to support the overthrow of their **official** party chieftain. It would mean a serious overall decline of GOP power.
American voters must be embarrassed having a President who sabre rattles with foreign powers on ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 20, 2019:
When world leaders gather to discuss global problems, Trump is the comic relief. The irony is Trump tries to rally support by claiming the entire world is laughing at the United States. There is a brand of addictive amphetamines (Adderall) used to treat children with attention deficit. According to both his teachers and classmates, Trump was a poor student, a common trait with those with attention deficit even while using the drug. Trump has been known to snort Adderall before giving a speech. When he's sniffs it immediately prior his entire speech, he'll be sniffling during his speech and going into the land of incoherency. His Adderall addiction explains way too much why he has late night tweets and delusions. Long term amphetamine addiction is clearly linked with insanity. In your guts, you know he's nuts.
Going under the knife at 0600 tomorrow. Actually, under the knife, bone saw, and Dremel tool. ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 20, 2019:
Remember the first command of recovery: demand the good drugs and demand them often.
Days two and three of the trip went by uneventfully:) Long hours in the car, listening to music ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 20, 2019:
I have learned to always stop for the unexpected road side attraction. It gives me an chance to explore new things and use their bathroom. Once that's over there's a new topic for conversation.
A gift for the King of Memes:
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 20, 2019:
French a woman's mind and her body will follow.
Here is to strong women. If you agree, you are welcome to join Me Too- Women's Rights and Men's ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 19, 2019:
I married a strong woman but she keeps saying "Could you pick this up for me?"
Apocalypse maybe?
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 19, 2019:
Blank stares are ignored.
Good Sunday Morning. Raining today! Yesterday I walked down to the town gazebo and met some village...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 19, 2019:
Largely, we've been spending our time looking into a trip to Petunia's aunt (she reserved a motel room today) but spend two days there instead of three. We are including a trip from the northern end of the Blue Ridge Parkway. We've agreed to take camping gear to a Virginia campground, the Peaks of Otter, instead of the nearby Otter campground. The Peaks of Otter has **both** a lodge and a campground. Additionally she's been surfing You Tube for videos on the Blue Ridge Parkway and insisting I watch them. Only one out of twenty was a documentary. The rest were mostly people yattering on about traveling with their girlfriend or pet(s). Largely useless and often poorly filmed. We've yet to find the literature we got from a visitor's center on the Blue Ridge Parkway when we were exploring the southern end of the Parkway. This will be going on for weeks. She can't tolerate my way: drive until dark and then find a place to spend the night. We let the yard work go today while I did her laundry.
[alternet.org] Unfathomable evil -recognizing Trump's possibe pardons of war criminals provokes ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 19, 2019:
I couldn't get the link to work, so I looked it up. WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. President Donald Trump has asked for files to be prepared on pardoning several U.S. military members accused of or convicted of war crimes, including one slated to stand trial on charges of shooting unarmed civilians while in Iraq, the New York Times reported on Saturday. Trump requested the immediate preparation of paperwork needed, indicating he is considering pardons for the men around Memorial Day on May 27, the report said, citing two unnamed U.S. officials. Assembling pardon files normally takes months, but the Justice Department has pressed for the work to be completed before that holiday weekend, one of the officials said. One request is for Special Operations Chief Edward Gallagher of the Navy SEALs, scheduled to stand trial in coming weeks on charges of shooting unarmed civilians and killing an enemy captive with a knife while deployed in Iraq.
Congratulations to @BohoHeathen on making it to level 8! Keep it up!
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 19, 2019:
We'll have to get our pictures taken in matching t-shirts, **if they ever arrive.** Meantime we'll run around topless. Onward! Upward!
On the walls of Cologne City Hall, hidden under a larger statue of Archbishop Konrad von Hochstaden,...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 19, 2019:
"Let's piss 'em off," cried the stone carver.
Something for the guys...if it applies.
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 18, 2019:
It's called "fishing"; not catching.
They should remake the Little Rascals with the Supreme Court justices, or maybe they could just do ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 18, 2019:
Put a gun to an American's head and they can't name three Supreme Court justices. They'll die trying to name the chief supreme justice.
Starting the day on your knees
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 18, 2019:
Coffee until it's time for wine.
To Have A Friend, "With Benefits'. When you have a friend with benefits You really are good ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 18, 2019:
World of difference between pampering a gal and doing it **all the time.** Working out things like who does the laundry, is the spare change jar off limits, scrubbing the bathroom, etc., can turn into a disappointment quickly.
Wow, I’m grinning from ear to ear. It is so amazing to be here. The ride through San Jose Costa ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 18, 2019:
Keep the pictures coming.
Yeah, those subtle hints can go unnoticed. Best be obvious.
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 18, 2019:
It's got all the subtlety of a bulldozer and twice the delicacy.
Who will come?
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 18, 2019:
After 2,000 years, Jim, he's still dead.
So far anyway, but the weekend is just starting..
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 18, 2019:
Hiding the bodies is the hard part.
@OpposingOpposum, @mistymoon77, @altschmerz and @glennlab have all agreed to join our team of ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 18, 2019:
Ah, the handsomely paid moderators.
So true! 👍
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 18, 2019:
How come Bob the Sub geniusdidn't make the cut?
Yeah, that last part...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 18, 2019:
Thar me buckos be the reason to lock the liquor cabinet.
I just discovered that Trump's judicial picks wouldn't answer the question, was "Brown v board of ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 18, 2019:
Grumpy old man that I am, I disagree. The point of the new abortion laws is to get someone arrested. They'll appeal until it goes to the Supreme Court. Once there, we'll find out if Trump's appointed judges will decide to strike down Roe vs Wade. It's a crap shoot if any law will stand once it hits the Supreme Court. If that's right or not is moral decision. What we need (don't bet the rent) is a constitutional amendment.
I actually missed this group! Hope everyone is doing well!
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 17, 2019:
>Hope everyone is doing well! The state of my health is told with horror and dread, thanks.
I think Jimmy got a bad rep....
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 17, 2019:
I've done enough hiking to have seen signs warning not to molest dangerous animals. My late Florida buddy stole the sign that warned people not to molest the alligators. On my university's board walk through the swamps, the sign was don't molest the snakes. In the Smoky Mountains, it's don't molest the bears. It's never "don't fuck the goats." The goats get heart broken if you don't keep doing it and it keeps you away from the rest of us.
Good Morning Everybody.! Raining today - looks like its an inside day for me. My allergies acting up...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 17, 2019:
It's the start of the military vacation season. We'll be comparing notes what to go, what to see, from the north end of the Blue Ridge Parkway (mile zero in Virginia). We've seen the south end from Blowing Rock, North Carolina to Cherokee, NC. The parkway has **no commercial signs** about stuff like motels, gas stations, tourist attractions, etc. We have to take notes about where we can take the turn offs. Complicating things is because of the all the hairpin turns on a ridge running road on the tops of the Blue Ridge Mountains, average speed limit is 35 mph (56 kmp). I'm guessing our average speed (allowing for gas stop, frequent scenic pull offs, meals, etc) will be somewhere around 20 mph. Because we'll be in the mountains, cell phone signals, GPS signals, radio, etc., the electronics will go kapoot often. We'll being doing the planing for most of this month.
borborygmus (N) the sound of rumbling in one's intestines. I put my head on her lap and listened ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 17, 2019:
I'm going to have to remember to spell out the word "Noun" to avoid getting an emotico.
Back when the earth's crust was molten rock and I was a child, I had a favorite joke. An angel ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 17, 2019:
That joke is the theological basis of my faith, The Last Temple of the Great Black Muffin Mistress She thinks humans were a mistake and She wants them to leave Her alone.
Cheese saves the day Only if it were that easy
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 17, 2019:
I know, Grommet, we'll have some **cheese.** -- Wallace only guy in the UK who's cheese head. Disagreeable cusses need provide examples.

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