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I’m avoiding that road.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 13, 2019:

https://youtu.be/FQMbXvn2RNI

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 14, 2019:

@TheoryNumber3 Don't forget the Chickens With 'Copters.

This has got to be an non starter

Robecology comments on Nov 13, 2019:

There's a rash of fruit-based brews out there...from Raspberry, to Coconut, to Mango...and it's working. Microbreweries are springing up all over the place with tasty beers that have a unique flavor. They are still relatively bitter (I found that a Mango brew needed a touch of sugar or honey...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 14, 2019:

I should take notes when I visit my favorite brew pub. One time I had a coconut porter and was pleasantly surprised. There doesn't seem to be any limit to the craft brewer's imagination.

Been there Barney

bookofmorons comments on Nov 13, 2019:

so thats what happened to him

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 14, 2019:

One of the theories that makes me shutter was racists objected the actor in the Barney suit was black and he was always surrounded by white children. What scares me is those racists gobobs vote.

The latest glitch doesn't allow people to post high resolution pictures.

Fernapple comments on Nov 13, 2019:

Having said that it may be true. But it is also true that 99% of the people viewing this site will be looking at it on either smart phones or laptops, neither of which will show high res anyway.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 14, 2019:

Wife's laptop and table have **no problems** viewing high res photos. The photos she sends me from her way over priced cell phone are high res. Admitted her cell phone doesn't send me photos quickly. This makes me think they're slow to load. >99% of the people viewing this site will be looking at it on either smart phones or laptops. Where did you get that impression? I know a lot of people on here are using cell phones but how many, I wouldn't know.

The latest glitch doesn't allow people to post high resolution pictures.

maturin1919 comments on Nov 13, 2019:

Takes up too much space. You can do what you like with your personal hard drive, but public ones require more consideration.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 14, 2019:

Most people with hard drives wind up with huge hard drives that don't come close to 10% used. It would be beneficial to all if the site automatically converted high res to low res. This isn't 1979 and Windows One they're operating under, right?

Good Evening Everyone! Last night I made it to a Sushi Meetup where 25 of us filled a Japanese ...

TomMcGiverin comments on Nov 13, 2019:

All of the good ones are taken?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 14, 2019:

@TomMcGiverin >as another member of Agnostic said, "mostly leftovers" that are single or divorced for good reasons. Hey! You remembered me. It's difficult to forget that every time Groucho Marx got married, the wife turned into an alcoholic. Three divorces later, he sensed a pattern. Ergo my little cited proverb *if someone says nobody loves them and they are lonesome, there is a reason you shouldn't want to know."

Hunting season is upon us.

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 12, 2019:

I feel sorry for the deer. :(

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 13, 2019:

@BestWithoutGods That "fellow animal" gets in my garden and eats my dinner. He ought to be shot. Here's the real story: When European settlers showed up, they killed anything that would kill their cattle. In the process, they killed the wolves that kept the deer population in check. Without the wolves and without the hunters, the deer overpopulate until they eat all the food in the woods and **begin to starve to death.** When the Florida lifted the restrictions on deer hunting in the Everglades, a mass deer starvation was underway. What you want to kill the deer: slow death by starvation or hunters? Disclaimer: I don't have a gun and I don't go hunting. I'm a rotten shot.

DYSBIOSIS Condition resulting from one's gut biome being out of kilter.

Marionville comments on Nov 13, 2019:

New one to me.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 13, 2019:

Me too. I subscribe to that magazine.

I’m avoiding that road.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 13, 2019:

https://youtu.be/FQMbXvn2RNI

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 13, 2019:

Dates back to the George W. Bush administration. Loved it back then too before a rugs rats grew up and demanded rights to vape them into the hospital.

LARRUP.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 12, 2019:

The Urban Dictionary defines LARRUP as seriously intoxicated. Their second definiation is "the slickness of an emo fringe, or a wet penis or something. just slick and greasy."

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 13, 2019:

@Marionville >...fool that I may be! It's soul crushing when no one wants to disagree with statements like that.☹️🤠

Funny, that.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 12, 2019:

## Hobos would take offense at that. Real hobos were homeless, seasonal farm workers. The name comes from hoe boy. That guy is a bum.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 13, 2019:

@scurry I'll keep it under serious consideration.

I could use some moral support.

RobertNappi2 comments on Nov 12, 2019:

File for bankruptcy would be my first thought

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 13, 2019:

@silverotter11 >I'm sure they understand that filing for bankruptcy means they get 0. Snort, snort, giggle, giggle. Collection agencies will **continue** to insist you pay them **after bankruptcy** and after the legal limit of bad debt lets you take off credit record.

I could use some moral support.

azzow2 comments on Nov 12, 2019:

There is someone that owes hundreds of thousands of dollars for his wife being sick. He sends one dollar every month to the billing agency this keeps his bill from going into collections. Might be something for you to look into.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 13, 2019:

@azzow2 I did something similar with a debt of $6,000. The company kept writing me back "$5 a month in a certified mail ain't going to do it." After two years of that the collection agencies refused to buy the debt.

It's a comfort.

RoyMillar comments on Nov 12, 2019:

Better things than satan in you cup, but then again he is only a figamation thought up by the catholic church for power and control over there masses

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 13, 2019:

After I realized that, I asked "How come I haven't come up with something equally stupid and taken over?" I've had fits of depression over that.

Plane Forced To Turn Around After Mom Forgets Baby At Airport

Lorajay comments on Nov 12, 2019:

More details please

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 13, 2019:

@OldGoat43 . . . he was up there on the car roof, waving a his freak flag with a flagon on rum, pissing on anyone who approached. If you were there with your rent-a-car, you'd have said screw him too.

I personally love this! Are we all of one universe? What do you think?

Triphid comments on Nov 12, 2019:

As my favorite piece of writing says in one verse, " You ARE a child of the Universe, no LESS than the trees and the Stars you HAVE a right to be here.........."

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 13, 2019:

You are a fluke of the universe. You have no right to be here . . . . the universe is laughing behind your back. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFLvhKv-Lbo

It's a comfort.

RoyMillar comments on Nov 12, 2019:

I can think of better things in my cup

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 12, 2019:

Bourbon?

Hunting season is upon us.

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 12, 2019:

I feel sorry for the deer. :(

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 12, 2019:

The deer is dead, dude. The next step will be ripping it's hide off. Compared to that rape is nothing.

LARRUP.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 12, 2019:

The Urban Dictionary defines LARRUP as seriously intoxicated. Their second definiation is "the slickness of an emo fringe, or a wet penis or something. just slick and greasy."

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 12, 2019:

@Marionville ...what it does indicate is that you were checking out my definition! Us journalists are often told tall tales in lieu of the straight poop. It's a habit to check stuff out.

ETTD: (Urban Dictionary) Everything Trump Touches Dies.

t1nick comments on Nov 12, 2019:

Ain't that the truth.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 12, 2019:

I was impressed it made into a dictionary.

Most people work in the mountains.

TheDoubter comments on Nov 11, 2019:

just as long as i get my coffee it's not important where Juan works;

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 11, 2019:

Maxwell House, et al, grind up a **blend** of coffee to get a consistent flavor. Like wine, there's a terroir of coffee. Do not buy the bitter and brutal beans of Kenya unless you want to mix them with some light weight coffee. If you got the big bucks and want the best coffee in the world, get Ethiopian coffee. In Ethiopia, it sells for 50 cents a cup. There is no freaking way I'm going to Ethiopia for a cup of coffee. I'm not going to pay the state side cost either. In coffee stores I used to hunt for the extra rich flavor from the isle of Java. However, these days I settle for coffee from the leeward side of island of Kona (Hawaii) picked by dusky maidens.

No elf on the shelf this time.

BirdMan1 comments on Nov 11, 2019:

Funny, and sad. Just how many BIG POS type people did that murder protect?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 11, 2019:

@glennlab It appears a large crowd of influential, well heeled guys don't check IDs when curvy underage girls say "Fuck me daddy. Fuck me hard." Dead men tell no tales.

Here are 11 absurd conspiracy theories conservatives must believe in the Trump era As Donald ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 11, 2019:

## The theory that I've heard too much about is "If we got an outsider into office, like a successful businessman, they'd do better than an experienced politician. We need someone who has no idea what they're doing."

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 11, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow You're operating under the invalid theory people watch the news closely enough that they would **know** about his bankruptcies prior to the election. What they saw was the fiction he presented on a nightly lack of reality show. His followers listen for what they want to hear in his short, choppy and frequently incoherent sentence fragments. About a third of don't have critical thinking ability. They hear what they want to hear. Ergo the scary argument against democracy: dumb shits vote.

"Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the ...

Freedompath comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Most women will see it as manipulation, and pass on it...the price that had to be paid in the end...would not make the gain worthwhile!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 11, 2019:

@Freedompath >’evil’ is not my game, Fooled me.

What is everyone's favorite method of coffee brewing?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 11, 2019:

## I prefer an espresso machine. It forces live steam through coffee grinds san filter. It produces a brew that grabs me by my eye teeth and screams WAKE UP! The temporary spouse, Petunia, has her own coffee maker. She gets the drip coffee that passes through a paper filter.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 11, 2019:

@Organist1 Gets worse. Espresso drinkers typically have a one ounce "shot" of espresso. Generally that runs about $1.70 an ounce. However, since I **own** the machine, I have eight ounces at crack of dawn. That would be $13.60 at Starbucks. A sack of espresso grinds costs $4. After several pots, the machine paid for itself. So if you ever wondered why my posts are so long winded . . . . .

Are you a coffeeology?☕☕☕☕☕😁

RoyMillar comments on Nov 7, 2019:

Love expresso

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 11, 2019:

One house guest was impressed with the name of my espresso grinds: Cafe Busto. Afterwards, he said he felt like he'd been bustoed. It gives shy people the strength to do what needs to be done.

What is everyone's favorite method of coffee brewing?

moosepucky comments on Nov 9, 2019:

Most of the time it is automatic drip. Only because I do not have the time for other methods.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 11, 2019:

Do you ever use **all** of them at once?

"Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the ...

Freedompath comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Most women will see it as manipulation, and pass on it...the price that had to be paid in the end...would not make the gain worthwhile!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 11, 2019:

@Freedompath >Quotes were in your last post not the previous one to that... The pink checkered quotes with the teddy bears? I use copy and paste a lot so you'll know what section of previous posts I'm referring to. Ah's evil, ah's is. 😈

Arabidopsis: the thale cress, mouse-ear cress or arabidopsis, is a small flowering plant native to ...

altschmerz comments on Nov 10, 2019:

Think somebody could make a humorous meme out of it?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 11, 2019:

Maybe but nobody is rushing forward to do it.

"Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the ...

Freedompath comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Most women will see it as manipulation, and pass on it...the price that had to be paid in the end...would not make the gain worthwhile!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 11, 2019:

@Freedompath > usually when someone quotes another they put those words in quotes. Scroll up to the top. W.C.'s word are enclosed in quote marks. Foghorn Leghorn in my previous reply was in quotes. Garfield the cat's saying was put in quotes. Quotes all over the freaking place in a group about quotes. Who'd thunk? >take a swipe at me, but basically it could be any women! It's just you. As far as I know your gender could be "other" and it wouldn't matter. The whole front/back door stuff is you taking a swipe at me. "Are we having fun yet?" -- Zippy the Pinhead, in quotes as well.

Arabidopsis: the thale cress, mouse-ear cress or arabidopsis, is a small flowering plant native to ...

GreatNani comments on Nov 10, 2019:

I see the meme does not match the post! :)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 10, 2019:

I couldn't find one that DOES match.

Love in full

t1nick comments on Nov 10, 2019:

This is a new one for me.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 10, 2019:

It's word that goes unused in the US.

"Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the ...

Freedompath comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Most women will see it as manipulation, and pass on it...the price that had to be paid in the end...would not make the gain worthwhile!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 10, 2019:

@Freedompath >You seem to lean towards ‘woman against men’... I was quoting W.C. Fields. He was an alcoholic film star who was also known for having said "I don't drink the water. Fish fuck in it." Like Garfield the Cat, he's known for opinions that run counter to popular beliefs, i.e. Garfield's claim: "I'm in shape. Round is a shape." "It's a **joke** son! A **joke! I swear that boy is as sharp as three pounds of wet leather." -- Foghorn Leghorn. I suppose next you'll claim I am anti-chicken, anti-cat.

“Life is a comedy to those who think, a tragedy to those who feel.” ― Jean Racine

Marionville comments on Nov 10, 2019:

Are you discarding your alter ego?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 10, 2019:

Philbert Desanex?

Good Morning Everyone! In good spirits this morning.

Susan4birds comments on Nov 10, 2019:

Sounds like an interesting group! Wish there was something like that near me. I am very interested in intentional environmentally responsible communities too.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 10, 2019:

@sassygirl3869 Meetup.com keeps tell me something like "Sorry. There's no groups like that near you."

Young love

bookofmorons comments on Nov 10, 2019:

You're gonna need more lube

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 10, 2019:

You're discounting a potential addiction to juicy jaws.

“Life is a comedy to those who think, a tragedy to those who feel.” ― Jean Racine

Allamanda comments on Nov 10, 2019:

but since we all alternate between one and the other - it's both at once, or alternately!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 10, 2019:

Because I slept in late, I can't remember who it was who said "Sometimes I sit and think. Sometimes, I sit." Be back later. I have to go kick the espresso machine. I can't cut loose until I've had my juice.

"Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the ...

Freedompath comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Most women will see it as manipulation, and pass on it...the price that had to be paid in the end...would not make the gain worthwhile!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Nov 10, 2019:

@Freedompath You have been speaking in negative generalities about the male gender. Your claim that men manipulate women implies women are powerless and too dumb to say 'no.' Most single guys in here complain women rarely consent, which is why they're lonesome tonight. Women telling their tales about hunting male partners talk about how difficult it is to find one that meets their exacting standards and say that's why they're lonesome tonight. This makes me think if men are manipulate women they can't be good at it. Gals keep telling them to go away. >We just try and use our heads for something besides a ‘hat rack!’ Who appointed you the spokesperson for all women? Where they sneaky about appointing you? Hey, the planet had to shift for that to happen. I have lost my faith in our shape shifting lizard overlords.

"Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the ...

Freedompath comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Most women will see it as manipulation, and pass on it...the price that had to be paid in the end...would not make the gain worthwhile!