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If you ever get a chance to make it to Ishigaki, Okinawa, Japan, it is an incredible experience. Its...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 1, 2019:
Is this Banna Park?
This could go on awhile...stay tuned...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 1, 2019:
I need a longer hair cat to put a bow on it's head.
Old goodie...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 1, 2019:
Be back in a second. Gotta shoot an atheist in a fox hole. How they get in there, I have no idea.
I remember this,...I think...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 1, 2019:
"Kid," I said, "You've been talking since you got here. Where you inoculated with a phonograph needle?" I knew I had gotten old when an 12 year old asked "What's a phonograph?"
WUNDERBAR (Adjective, German) and WONDERBRA (Noun, International). Why, you ask am I linking these...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 1, 2019:
The only time I've seen it used was for the name of the search bar on a car radio.
The infamous "chat" has been a hot topic around here recently. I'm not involved with it on any ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 28, 2019:
Unless it's a few hours, once a week, chat rooms are generally empty. Often it's **one** person who's parked themselves there before they went off to funky town and thereby ignoring anyone else that came into the chat room. What's needed is an alarm noise ("Dwong") that goes off while a person is visiting the Senate's message base to let them know a person has entered the chat room. Either that or have a few hours once a week when the chat room is open after someone has announced they'll be there, waiting for visitors. Overall, I avoid chat rooms because the messages are so short it's like exchanging bumper stickers.
Dr. Land is going to conference Dr. Phil they are going to have a dump.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 28, 2019:
Maybe it's because I just woke up but who is Dr. Land?
Mark Meadows; the congressman from N. Carolina who so vehemently objected to the suggestion he's ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 28, 2019:
Petunia shutters when ever South Carolina makes the national news.
Hi all. Just got back from 2 days in NH and more house drama. My ex wasn't there and I learned he is...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 28, 2019:
No heat, no water in New Hampshire ought to make them move out in the first week of March. Law suit will be dismissed.
I think I need that shirt.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 28, 2019:
I have shot glass that says "Another. You're still ugly."
How many are pineapple wraps?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 28, 2019:
My eyes are getting blood shot just thinking about it.
The way I see it. Over the past several days there's been a lot of of discussion about how to ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 28, 2019:
Don't forget to send a post card.
Ahhh, Coffee! :)
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 28, 2019:
It's coffee until it's time to wine.
A little close to home...LOL!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 28, 2019:
For 30 years, I felt that way. I found local women who wanted to have wild affairs with and they went camping with me (see my group at #adults #camping #hiking #Dixie #Parks #Waterfalls) but they weren't suitable to **live** with. They came with baggage. However, I did find a gal living 500 miles away while gasoline was super cheap. I'd only visit on three day weekends or vacations for a three years. It was a ten hour drive to get to her. After that affair, we got married. Petunia is still around. Let me repeat: 30 years of looking for that one. She's not all that grateful she found me. At times I wonder how long it'd take to find an upgrade.
So comforting
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 28, 2019:
He who still laughs has not yet been told the horrible truth.
Ah suburban youth...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 28, 2019:
By their pompous outlook, ye shall know them.
Last day of February! Id like to say fuck-off to Feb and Helloooooo to March....🙂😉. Have a ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 28, 2019:
The neighbors were riding their lawn mowers today.
Laser removal
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 28, 2019:
Child laser removal? Tell me more.
Go ahead, look it up...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 28, 2019:
Hens lay eggs. Cocks don't.
VERISIMILITUDE. - Noun....1) the quality of seeming true, or having the appearance of being real. ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 28, 2019:
Largely replaced with the easier to spell factoid, meaning an unverified fact.
Good morning, At the airport heading to St Maarten. Since becoming single I have started doing ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 28, 2019:
Be sure to bring broken in shoes/sneakers and have fun.
@actofdog just made Level 8!!! Stick with us, Grasshopper & you will go far!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 27, 2019:
So? Who's throwing him a party?
The 23 most consequential lines from Michael Cohen's testimony Analysis by Chris Cillizza, CNN ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 27, 2019:
# It's interesting that Trump assumed he didn't want the job # Instead he was running to beef up his brand name. 7. "Mr. Trump would often say, this campaign was going to be the 'greatest infomercial in political history.'"
Happy Hump Day, y'all!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 27, 2019:
Hide the goats!
If polygraphs were admissible in court, our esteemed "leaders" would be subject to them, too.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 27, 2019:
It's too easy to lie and still pass a polygraph. It's why it's inadmissible in court.
Sometimes I'll post a meme or two.... This count is way off the charts... Anyone else seeing this ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 27, 2019:
In your example it is likely you have made two pages of recent posts and considering you're at level nine 1,551 **total** posts, most of them with an inane number of grammatically incorrect ellipsis. You remember . . . ellipsis? When I see the overboard use of dot, dot, dot . . . I conclude it's a person didn't get them from frequent visits to the library, i.e. Donald Trump. Donald's poor spelling, grammar and excessive dots is a subject of many a late night show comic's routines. Because he did poorly in school, his attorneys frequently threaten to sue any school that releases his transcripts. I digress. It's because of over indulgence of caffeine.
Funny how these republican Fascists read statements that ask the same questions that are not ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 27, 2019:
>. . . . all crimes that you and I would be imprisoned for! That's because we can't afford their lawyers.
Are you offended?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 27, 2019:
"I'm offended," is what wanta be book burners say.
My kinda diet
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 27, 2019:
That's how I broke the blender.
Damn those snakes!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 27, 2019:
This post has been brought to you by the house of Slytherin.
Did you sleep well?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 27, 2019:
That is me after my second eight ounce mug of espresso.
Swans don’t lie
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 27, 2019:
Swans are good eats.
Slap the chicken
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 27, 2019:
Cook it with x-ray vision, Clark. Watch it glow in the dark.
Cohen's testimony has been released [int.nyt.com]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 27, 2019:
I'll wait for the summary.
Diet is a four letter word.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 27, 2019:
"Lips that touch mice, will never touch mine." -- Garfield the cat.
Pretty much sums up an old friend who has gone to the right wing dark side - sigh
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 27, 2019:
It's no longer difficult for me believe people are **that** stupid they buy into the shape shifting lizard overlords conspiracy based on a comic book published in 1929. The older I get, the more often I ask what am I doing in this country?
Put a leash on them already
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 27, 2019:
She's one of the typical people who show up at nude beaches. Should I explain why I've stopped going to nude beaches?
Forecast..
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 27, 2019:
I want a map legion. Is the red extra wet? Is the blue ice?
On sex......
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 27, 2019:
This has been a post by the Live Lavishly group.
Inmuhmission: Mina Salome as our IF&FM cover...not just because she's AWESOME BUT she's returning to...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 26, 2019:
Decent arm candy.
I'm not a big proponent of marriage. I think it's s waste of time and basically a piece of paper. I ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 26, 2019:
In the distant past most women had short lives and often died in childbirth. Once they died, a guy would get another one. Nobody expected to stay married for 50 years. If anything, they'd marry women at age 12. Thanks to health care, public sanitation, drinkable water, etc., a gal can be around for 80 years or more. Plenty of time for both parties to get annoying and **need** a divorce. Therefore, I think marriage **ought** to be a renewable contract, say every three years.
[alternet.org] Democratic lawmaker reveals Devon Nunes newest effort to thwart the Trump ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 26, 2019:
Devon claims it was "witness testing." 8o
What’s YOUR Trump tweet?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 26, 2019:
After the first thousand, I stopped collecting Trump memes.
I'm not a big proponent of marriage. I think it's s waste of time and basically a piece of paper. I ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 26, 2019:
# One can get into an abusive relationship without benefit of clergy. # Insisting on marrying an abusive partner makes division of property and child support more complicated but it isn't a **real** excuse to stay with them. After seeing people hunt down **another** abusive spouse to marry and even re-marry the same one, I conclude that abusive relationships are too complicated to pin on marriage alone. When I explain what it is about, feminists come out of the wood works to brow beat me. Freaks them out when I explains an abusive spouse isn't always a *guy,* despite the evidence of police reports. Don't ask me. If I explain it, I'll get in trouble. Been there, done that, not doing it again. The major advantage of a successful marriage is the illusion of stability in the community as well as a division of responsibilities. They don't bar a spouse from visiting you in the ICU. They will bar three girls friends from visiting you in the ICU. There is no questioning of who takes care of the kids when the other spouse isn't around. The illusion of stability of a married couple means dual potential of income and therefore the *illusion* they won't default on their debts. A single person getting a 30 year house loan can be difficult. Married people get lower taxes and better credit. They can negotiate better/cheaper insurance as well. It also provides a most excellent excuse why you're reluctant to get your ashes hauled by third parties. Back off gal, I married Big Bertha. For **some** women, it's a big excuse for the biggest party they'll ever throw that's all about **them.** It took months for Petunia stop watching the videos of our marriage and hauling out the photo album.
TURGID. - Adjective...1) swollen or congested. Synonyms; swollen congested. 2) (of language or ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 26, 2019:
I've seriously ticked off some people off for mentioning turgid nipples and perky breasts on lusty, busty lesbians. I have been warned: we'll have no descriptive adjectives here. There's fire breathing lesbians out there.
Be careful what you ask for. You might just get it. You asked for "Equality". Now you have it. ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 26, 2019:
Women tend to better shots than men, especially with tanks. They also are typically calmer during combat than men. However in the infantry they're wash outs because few women can lift as heavy a pack as men can.
Nice bike...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 26, 2019:
Depends on which country he's driving it in. Iran: yes. France: no.
Didn't really happen, just missing my old cat.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 26, 2019:
One of the reasons Petunia doesn't want me to have another cat.
It's a little crowded
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 26, 2019:
The one on the left is for old friends.
Share your story??
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 26, 2019:
The statue of limitations have not expired. Details and specifics will not be available.
Smart ass imaginary friend....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 26, 2019:
Death is final. Returning from the dead is a circus trick.
“It’s not fear that gets in the way of showing up—it’s armor. It’s the behaviors we use to...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 26, 2019:
Life motto: live dangerously.
Some of my favorite animals...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 26, 2019:
**Those** kind of animals used to darken my doorstep for free eats and cocktails.
What's your complaint?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 26, 2019:
Percy, my gender fixed Tom cat says "Rat's ass? That's the tastiest part!"
Feel the Bern
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 26, 2019:
"Music you can burn churches down to." Yep. Total fiction but worth endorsing.
Single and am I ready.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 26, 2019:
# Last guy on the net that looks this nonsense up. # flamingle The act of trying to flirt/mingle but you are so awkward that you become a flamingo.
Meeting across the Rio Grande Gorgeous @lookinhard IRL!!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 25, 2019:
Was that picture taken at Big Bend National Park in Texas? I want to take a canoe there.
@phxbillcee for your haters lol
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 25, 2019:
We'un's meanies to dem dar pussy people we is.
Didn't we know it would be... cats?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 25, 2019:
The other military has been training for it.
With all the news about The New England Patriots owner, Robert Kraft being arrested for soliciting ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 25, 2019:
In places countries where it is legal, it's restricted to one area of town. The workers are licensed, which includes regular inspections for diseases, age restrictions, ect. Employers have to provide safe and sanitary working conditions as well the job benefits not found at Walmart. Legal or not, nobody wants their off spring to follow sex work as their career ambition.
Absolutely the truth!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 25, 2019:
# Just for teenagers?
@Admin, @SiteSupport Senate members. I was one of the members that was for removing the blocks out ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 25, 2019:
May the flies of a thousand camels fly up your nose for suggesting it. Blocking people means you don't hear all sides of an argument. Once a discussion degrades into an insult slam fest, the bozoes in charge delete the thread. When I see someone reply who needs a salami stuffed up their ass and introduced to Montgomery Burns' hounds, I skip their replies. Sometimes Petunia over hears me muttering "Oh. That idiot." A times it's difficult not to break into singing the Lord High Executor's aria "I've got a little list of people who never will be missed."
Amazing! My little urn will look silly in it, but what the heck! Free rides and a party!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 25, 2019:
Looks like a hearse that went for overkill. Considering how Petunia over packs for our camping trips, I'd like to have it.
Happy Monday everyone:
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 25, 2019:
Not so.
58 ex-national security officials to denounce Trump’s emergency declaration By QUINT FORGEY and...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 25, 2019:
As if Trump never had to "contend with a rebuke." Doesn't mean squat.
SHUNAMITISM - Noun....rejuuvination of a old man by means of a young woman. The practice of an ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 25, 2019:
>. . . is probably one of the drivers for old men who desire to “sleep” with very young women . . . The other driver is old wrinkled women with sagging breasts don't look good naked. Another driver is old women are set in their ways and resist change.
[yahoo.com] Former US attorney says Mueller report is being delayed due to an ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 25, 2019:
The cited source says ". . . a typical incumbent has a 70 percent chance of winning reelection." Trump is an atypical incumbent. Faulty premise and that's the key premise. He continues to lose support from the Republican supporters, all of whom are **supposed** to support the head of their party. When the rats start to jump ship, take it as a cue.
Leave it to the romantic French!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 25, 2019:
Let me 'spain something to 'ya Lucy. **They're animals!**
Looking forward to this
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 25, 2019:
After extensive experience with a wide array with lusty women, the rule is sex is one thing; sleep is personal.
Take it easy
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 25, 2019:
Second guy is low on lubricants.
Nope jeebus slipped up on that one.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 25, 2019:
Stolen.
Bee: buzz Me: absolutely incredible you fucking ray of sunshine, good for you!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 24, 2019:
At least 99% of the honeybees doesn't fuck. That's reserved for the queen and a few drones. The rest are sterile females who within a couple of months work themselves to death. That is why they're so pissed at you getting in their way. I'm a bee keeper who is telling you who the **real** female Nazis are.
Good Morning! May your day be filled with Love and Peace! Watched Russian Doll in a marathon ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 24, 2019:
Ran away to Chattooga Bell Farm for a view of the Blue Ridge Mountains at their bistro. Had lunch. Their distillery was closed. Petunia bought a jar of jam and a bottle of honey. I bought postcards. It's a romantic place, formerly owned by Grouch Marx. Think I'm kidding? Check my source.
Robert Reich thinks we have already fired Trump. He may be a bit optimistic, but it's a nice ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 24, 2019:
I often ponder Michael Moore's claim we have elected our **last** president. There's nothing stopping Trump from declaring marshal law and becoming our first dictator.
Unauthorized thinking.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 24, 2019:
Thought crime is one of the biblical concepts that makes me raise my eyebrows. The claim that if you've thought about it, you're guilty of having done it is like SOOOO bogus.
Although this word is so ordinary it has so many meanings and uses in our language it has the honor ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 24, 2019:
When I was a teenager I found a copy of the unabridged OED and made the mistake of looking up the word "is."
RUCKLE. - Verb or Noun....to make a rattling, gurgling, or roaring sound, especially in the throat,...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 24, 2019:
The last ruckus?
at least 10 characters There. Are you happy? Can I post the meme now? BTW, "at least 10 ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 24, 2019:
One can dance to that "mixed tape."
Bright
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 24, 2019:
Last chance!
watch the sharp little nails
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 24, 2019:
. . . and it's jacking you off.
I am in tears...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 24, 2019:
Twisted days and twisted nights.
...but moooummm!!!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 24, 2019:
Keep it in the family.
Intermichelin
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 24, 2019:
Isn't he all rubber?
Interesting answer...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 24, 2019:
A person could dance to that "mixed tape."
peace ya'll.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 24, 2019:
Give war a chance.
He's the better person! Lol
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 23, 2019:
Church of Satan is shockingly scandal free.
After having been sick and not at work since Wednesday, I’m starting to feel better... finally. ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 23, 2019:
After three weeks of nearly drowning in lung lungers and making my nose raw from blowing my honker, I ought to take your advice.
either or both
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 23, 2019:
Over sensitive pussies rule!
Petunia wants to go camping somewhere near Appalachacola. The city is famous for their oysters ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 23, 2019:
Oh, hecky durn. I just checked out all six of the campgrounds in Appalachacola National Forest and **ALL SIX** are "temporarily closed" due to hurricane damage. They're near Mexico Beach, Florida, a town largely leveled from last year's hurricane.
Microsoft worker protest military contract [nbcnews.com]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 23, 2019:
Someone **will** build these devices anyway.
Another Member, @MissKathleen, has just reached that vaunted Level 9! Congrats are in order!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 23, 2019:
Will there be party favors?
Good Morning to You! Happy Saturday! Is it going to snow or not? Dan's working tonight so no plans...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 23, 2019:
I live in Dixie where snow is something we laugh at when the Great White North gets it.
Excuses, excuses, excuses.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 23, 2019:
She's cremating the hamster and putting it in a jar on a shelf, next to Uncle Louie.
QUEAN. - Noun...1). a boisterous, impudent or disreputable woman, a prostitute. 2) Scottish for a...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 23, 2019:
One of America's favorite Scotsman (now nationalized as an American) Greg Ferguson says half the time he has no clue what the Scots are saying. One of his funnest segments on his late night show is a pair of Scotsmen trying to get a voice activated elevator to work. By the end of the segment, they're cursing, jumping up and down and screaming and still not getting anywhere. I'll remember the phrase "barren cow" to piss off the next very annoying woman I happen to met. When women start to cuss me out, I try not to tell them "Let me put in a way you'll understand: mooooo."
Hey everyone. I'm new to the group, from Vancouver. Just introducing myself. Have a great weekend.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 23, 2019:
I have other plans for my weekend, thanks.
WWJD....if he were real.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 23, 2019:
Petunia won't let me put a bumper stick on our car that says "What would Jesus do? Whip his banker."
He'd be back sigh
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 23, 2019:
It's difficult to get Jackson to be the dancing fool he used to be.
Hey Ugly, heres to looking at you
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 23, 2019:
My profile picture isn't of myself. If it was lonesome women would flock to my home, offering to sexually ravish me endlessly in rotation. Petunia runs them off with a broom. She hates that.
Petunia wants to go camping somewhere near Appalachacola. The city is famous for their oysters ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 23, 2019:
I ran across this while web surfing "Some recreation areas on the Apalachicola National Forest remain closed because of impacts from Hurricane Michael. Please check the Recreation Conditions Report to see if your favorite area is open." Problem: the national forest service didn't mention which areas they are. Research continues.
Dah Ray-ud eon muh Hay-yud
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 23, 2019:
Before my morning espresso, yes.