Make that with extra sausage.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 28, 2019:

## I can get a regular roster free?

Read my new column ,"World War Three Over A Flying Camera?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 28, 2019:

Clever and witty.

Adulthood can be beautiful, and it can also be emotionally taxing.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 28, 2019:

Couldn't we smoke outdoors instead of making the car stinky? The meme reminds me of an old C&W song "Why don't we get drunk and screw?"

Busted!!!!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 28, 2019:

## Prissy, prissy, prissy.

Wanna pull my strings?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 28, 2019:

Her nipples over runth her bra. Goodness but not mercy shall follow.

TITIVATE.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 28, 2019:

Once the shorter form became available, tidivate slipped into the quirmire of unused words.

Trump's new name is June Bug. Why?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 28, 2019:

Because we don't have them in Dixie (instead we have the ravenous "no see-um's" mosquitoes), I had to look up their pictures. They look like flying German cockroaches.

For fans of farming and/or “Hair”.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 28, 2019:

Moan. The 20 year olds won't understand the pun.

My thought for the day.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 28, 2019:

Considering how expensive maple syrup is, I don't want to know what maple liqour costs.

This Group has the most general members, which is why I chose to ask this question here.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 27, 2019:

## There's more people working two jobs for a living wage now.

Absolute scum! John Oliver rocks! [youtube.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 27, 2019:

## Reminds me of an old joke. I am god's messenger. What's His message? Give money to His messenger.

Supreme Court disallows the citizenship question. [reuters.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 27, 2019:

"*In a dissenting opinion, conservative Justice Clarence Thomas wrote that the decision to add the citizenship question was “legally sound” and described the ruling against Trump as “an aberration.” * He missed the point that the census could be used by law enforcement for deporting illegal residents, thus screwing up decisions where tax money would be spent and causing other problems with an inaccurate counting of heads.

Who doesn’t?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 27, 2019:

## I know her!

Democracy had it's doubters in ancient Greece, most of the great minds thought it unworkable.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 27, 2019:

Trump followers have no interest if following the news because they think it's boring fiction. They think of "reality" shows show are **reality.** Therefore after watching Trump on his reality show, they came to think he could do no wrong. They saw him as a wise, powerful and insanely wealthy businessman. Therefore, with scant information about him they voted for him in great enough numbers to elect him. Because they don't watch the news, they don't know what he is. They'd watch the late night comics explain the absurbity of Trump but they don't stay up late. The basic problem of representative democracy is **idiots vote.**

Good news all.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 27, 2019:

Last weekend it was a picnic and a swim at Table Rock State Park. We had the option to wade next to water falls along a mountain trail. The trail peaks at about 3,000 feet. Petunia was frightened about using the high dive.

This is what I see when I think of Trumpsters

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 26, 2019:

## Welcome to America, where we want you to have kids but afterwards, you're on your own to take care of them.

Hello, beautiful!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 26, 2019:

A big time gas and oil burning machine. Back in 1941, it was common to rebore the engine block and replace the rings around 70,000 miles.

Make America Great Again - Wikipedia

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 26, 2019:

I rolled my eyes when a reporter asked Trump if America isn't great now, when was it great. Trump described the early 20th century, while the light bulb was a new thing and New York City had dung storms from all the horses shitting in the street. More dung storms, America. At's wot we need!

Happy Hump Day Everyone! This will be my last day of posting till next week as I'm off to NJ Shore ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 26, 2019:

## After you've had a wild time, blame it on me.

What a condescending fuck! Fuck him. Fuck him in the goat ass! [nytimes.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 26, 2019:

## Par for the course.

Aggg just overheard at this family reunion “I’ve studied the Bible and now that I understand ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 26, 2019:

## Don't say you left for the Upper Room.

Good morning all.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 26, 2019:

## Give war a chance.

I had to laugh!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 26, 2019:

Got a feeling there are 10,000 **different** memes with the same guy, same truck, different motto.

The Pearl Harbor of the 21st Century.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 26, 2019:

Our troops have been involved in war like actions in the middle east for decades. We never win.

This is probably the best trump meme! I could not stop laughing! Good thing I wasn't in a public ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 26, 2019:

Hepatitis even beat him in polls. I can believe it but I can be easily mislead.

Well, good for you.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 26, 2019:

Another day, another glass of Metamucil.

WTF, Doc?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 26, 2019:

A fundamentalist would insist God had guided the surgeon's hand as part of the *master plan* to toughen up the little bastard. Fundamentalists are nuts, dude.

What an amazing adventure, here’s today’s highlights 🚘 Driving through the mountains of VT ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 26, 2019:

## Those are some well rounded mountains.

They belong in a freak show circus.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 26, 2019:

Somewhere Sir Mix A. Lot is singing "I love big butts. I can not lie."

A couple of late pajama submissions.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 26, 2019:

Trying to figure out what her hip inscription says.

[yahoo.com] Bill O' Reilly hurts himself by dropping the bomb of historically racist white men.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Broke link.

I've gotta rant about something for a moment.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 25, 2019:

>God damn why do old people gotta be so rude? The second a diety starts talking to me, I'll ask.

Basically, yeah.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 25, 2019:

## Never had that trampoline experience.

Dammit, I ordered bone-in.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Once breaded and deep fat fried, they're called calamari. Ummm....chewy.

SIGH......

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 25, 2019:

## Come on down. I prefer to drink on the front poach, away from Petunia's stares.

Bet the daughters grow up to be really hot

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 25, 2019:

## Moan.

RABELAISIAN.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 25, 2019:

I don't see the connection between bawdy humor and Francois Rabelais.

Just recovering from a great weekend.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 25, 2019:

## Did you buy a t-shirt at the festival?

Steven Crowder is a fucking moron.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 24, 2019:

>Read it first time, jackass... Us jackasses want to know why you didn't provide a link so we could read sample passage from him.

The weather in Mexico City is 22 degrees (72F).Don't care?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 24, 2019:

I would watch that weather girl's forecast, even if she kept getting it wrong.

Looks like she needs some company.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 24, 2019:

## She needs a huggy pillow.

Henry found a new love interest.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 24, 2019:

Happy trails to you should we ever meet.

The strongest argument against Capitalism comes from the fact that American unfunded liabilities ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 24, 2019:

There has never been a communist country; only countries with dictators that label their country as communist. Even those are in decline. This is opposed to socalist countries like Canada and Sweden, who are thriving.

I got a 30 day FB ban for calling the rebel flag a mutt flag.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 24, 2019:

Many in Dixie consider the rebel flag their heritage.

Lighting striking water

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 24, 2019:

## Amazing.

Trump lawyer argues against basic necessities for children in cages... [twitter.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 23, 2019:

We do better with our own murdering slime.

What progress?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 23, 2019:

How about Nazis with polio? Never hear about them.

adjective informal•North American adjective: persnickety Fussy, puts too much emphasis on ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 23, 2019:

Before getting thrown out of more Christian discussion groups than anybody, it used to amuse me to see them arguing about who's bible to quote from. I held out for a bible called *Good News for Modern Man.* That was because it was written in modern English with very few footnotes when compared to other older bibles, especially the King James version. Nobody bought my preferred bible. I find it ironic to find similar argument along the same lines on dictionaries in this group. Why the Devil's Dictionary is the **best** one! I don't think anyone in here will buy that claim. 👿👺😖😫

Anyone ready plan? travelling with me ? Thankyou 🙏

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 23, 2019:

I see you're from India. I'm not planning any travel there because of the expense of taking an airplane trip to India from the United States. I could offer to put you in the back seat of my late model car for my fall road trip along the ridges of the mountains on the Blue Ridge Parkway. It runs 649 miles or 1,056 kilometers. Petunia and I expect to use our camping gear along the route. The expense of traveling from India to Seneca, South Carolina, (it's where I live) with your own camping gear might scare the hell out of you.

Sunday twofer

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 23, 2019:

That lights up my day.

Breakfast time

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 23, 2019:

I have yet to encounter anyone with a hairdo that includes a leg bone.

What a gas!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 23, 2019:

Often the dentist either refuses to use nitrous or I have to argue with them to raise the level they do administer. They always add a heavy hand on the bill for using it.

PERSPICACITY.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 23, 2019:

Step back should this word be pronounced by Sylvester the cat.

What progress?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 23, 2019:

How 'bout Nazis with polio?

TRump is going to WAR! We have a Secret Weapon¡

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 22, 2019:

Us fans of *Bloom County* know it well.

Bunch of pretty women🙂 pick one and tell why you choose her😁 Good morning!🇵🇭

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 22, 2019:

As long as she doesn't want to move in, #5.

Day 2 going well Somewhere in NC, Stayed in Jacksonville FL last night because my eyes did not do ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 22, 2019:

>Somewhere in NC, Fudge. Went right past SC and didn't wave at me when you went.

What do you think about this form of artwork?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 22, 2019:

Surrealism strikes!

D'devil made them do it.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 22, 2019:

As **long as you're gambling** casinos will give a person **free drinks.** That got me to thinking of an evil system for playing roulette. 1) Walk in with $100. 2) Bet $1 either red or odd. You could bet either green or even. Doesn't matter. 3) Wait to lose your dollar. 4) Double down on the same bet. 5) Continue to double down until you win. 6) Tell 'em you need a refill on your drink. 7) Bet a dollar on the same spot. 8) Repeat steps 2 through 7 until either you're too drunk to walk or lose your $100. The catch with this system is roulette tables have zero or an eagle. Some casinos have double zeros or double eagles. Once they come up, you lose your bet. Over the long haul it'll come up often enough to defeat the system. The evil fucks will cut you off from serving you another drink at a certain point. One time I wrote a computer program to find out how long it would take to either win $1,000 or lose the hundred dollars. I found out you won't win the $1,000 but the odds favor you will win more $100 and get drunk. Additionally, you could be sitting at the table for **days** until the house numbers take the $100 away. Just a question of how wasted you want to get and at what point will you walk away with winnings. Casinos will get around to throwing anyone out who keeps using a "winning" system. Don't tell them about me.

Woke up like this😁 Good morning from Philippines 🇵🇭

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 22, 2019:

Waiting for someone to say "She's too young for me." :-)

It isn’t enough.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 22, 2019:

I want a detailed terms and conditions.

Why do so many people follow up a tweet or a text or a post or a comment with LOL?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 22, 2019:

LOL solely by itself suggests that they don't know what to say, so they say something inane. This alerts people that they're there and have no brains at all.

Starting my northeast adventure.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 21, 2019:

With those car stickers, stay out of South Carolina.

Doesn't she look so smart with those glasses?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 21, 2019:

Isn't that a wedding ring?

I just hit Level 7. Do I get anything for that?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 21, 2019:

Now you're fully authorized to sing the purple people eater in public.

Hang on, it's going to be a bumpy ride.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 21, 2019:

Hell, California?

From Welcome to the Jungle to Suburbia.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 21, 2019:

You must be tired and thirsty.

The elder .

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 21, 2019:

The FSM has been using this site's dating app.

Watch out!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 21, 2019:

Beware of Smaug. People that read *The Hobbit* will know what that means.

He needs some well deserved time off...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 21, 2019:

Besides the Secret Service, Trump has his own body guards. Things have changed since 1865.

Happy summer solstice!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 21, 2019:

Looks like a Christmas tree in the background. She's got a noise maker as if she's awaiting New Year's Eve. I've got rather lurid ideas how I'd like to ring in the new year with her.

Agree or disagree? 👍 I Agree 🤗

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 21, 2019:

It's even better to do stuff with stuff.

Remember on November 3rd!! And share this everywhere!!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 21, 2019:

I ought to be selling those.

I am sure someone is waiting for me...I am always keeping someone waiting, lol

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 21, 2019:

Those who are expecting prince charming to suddenly appear wind up with a dog named "Prince." Pound those streets!

NESCIENCE.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 21, 2019:

"What is the difference between nescience and ignorance? "In particular: Thomas Aquinas wrote in Summa Theologica the following: "Ignorance differs from nescience in that nescience denotes mere absence of knowledge. Therefore, whoever lacks knowledge about anything can be said to be nescient about it; in which sense Dionysius puts nescience in the angels. On the other hand, ignorance denotes privation of knowledge, i.e. lack of those things that one has a natural aptitude to know." Source:https://www.reddit.com/r/askphilosophy/comments/1camev/what_is_the_difference_between_nescience_and/

If you are a prudeette or a prudedude don't watch this! We were talking on someone's post about sex ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 20, 2019:

Strangest ad ever.

It will take years to restore Orlando’s IQ average.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 20, 2019:

The local newspaper came out against Trump. In Orlando, only 29% of the population support him.

So what is the opposite of being impressed?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 20, 2019:

Does "imperturbable" sound about right? For a list of other words, see: https://www.powerthesaurus.org/impressed/antonyms

In whose mind is this OK

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 20, 2019:

Yet another use for a banana.

A pen pal introduced me to a new word, which she mispelled and it almost blew up the spell checker.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 20, 2019:

## We'll always have Arachibutyrophobia. That's the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth. You think I'm kidding? Source: https://allthatsinteresting.com/weird-phobias For those who are about to ask, it's pronounced like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdWWoxUedjw

Good thing I have an umbrella.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 20, 2019:

My overcoat makes me look like the bouncer has arrived.

So that's the answer

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 20, 2019:

## The powder keeps rolling off her ass, your holiness.

We had three new visitors this morning.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 20, 2019:

I used to live in a hardwood forest. Once they sold lots around me and I got neighbors, it was common to see deer wandering by as well as flocks of wild turkeys that largely ignored me. The neighbors brought dogs and the dogs scared off all of the larger members of wild life.

The pros and cons of being single! Just ran across these today.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 20, 2019:

My first serious back packing trip as an adult was in the Grover Cleveland National Forest. I slowly lumbered up the side of Mount Kong, a foothill with ambition, one summer until I reached the summit on the southern end of the Pacific Crest Trail. Except for the weight of an overnight backpack, it’d been an easy summer hike in the sagebrush with kites and other bug eating birds soaring along the updrafts. When I got to the top, I pitched the tent and settled into cooking with a wholly inadequate canned heat stove. The blue flame from the cup cake size can of flammable jelly can get a teacup’s worth of water boiling in an hour and a half. Luckily, I wasn’t expecting company for the meal. Nobody except me would complain if the meal was late. The day’s trail was paying off. The LBB (little brown birds) swooped down hundreds of feet to the valleys below. There was a desert landscape on one side of me, an ocean to the other. Scarlet began to light the sky as the megalopolis of San Diego began to light up street lamps far in the distance. Even further, there was the haze of the Pacific Ocean. The two lane black top that I’d departed from changed to a thread with match light size specks of car lights on traveling it. Lakes reflected the gasps of twilight. Peace settled over me. Then I started wondering why I didn’t bring a gal. Hey, cheap digs with exotic new sights to see and me without a girl friend. Resolved: it is the inherent nature of humans to want to share or at least trade up. There I was, alone surrounded by the changing worlds of light and darkness high in a bowl of sky. I paused as the intergalactic drama of the dance of celestial beings in vast and incomprehensibly regions of the cosmos crept into the sky, dim and twinkling. Darn. Just me and a boiling cup of water. I ought to have more interesting companions than just myself. I started thinking I needed to trade up on that experience. Maybe get somebody to share it with.

EPA rolls back Obama-era plan limiting coal-fire power plants.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 19, 2019:

Won't mean much. The untold story is coal powered plants are **more** expensive to run than the ones that run on natural gas. Additionally, alternative renewable sources are now cheaper than coal powered plants. Coal is on it's last legs. They'll be getting rid of coal plants because of the expense of running them.

Here is something for math nerds as well as word nerds.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 19, 2019:

Once they've told you that in school, it's high on the list of "let's forget that."

Check! One, two, three... is this thing on? Can you hear me out there?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 19, 2019:

## Lovely smile

A few minutes ago Dan took this from our breezeway (porch) drinking coffee and eating breakfast.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 19, 2019:

Venison on the hoof.

LUDDITE.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 19, 2019:

The Luddites were right. Once looms were automated, the people who wove cloth at home were put out of business. If you've ever bought hand woven clothing, you'd understand why automation signaled the end of an era.

All for prayer in school, as long as EVERYONE is included

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 19, 2019:

There are prayers in school as an after hours activity. At my old high school, a group tried to have a satanic prayer group but failed to raise the required numbers of interested students. There is "pray around flag" before school but it's not held **inside** the school. Considering that there are more churches than schools in this country, I consider the whole issue silly.

Someone on Facebook commented that this place is somewhere in Missouri

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 19, 2019:

It's on Route 66 for those looking for kicks. When visitors are about to leave, they're told "Thank you for picking Uranis." It has more than just a mere fudge factory. You think I'm kidding? See: https://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/48778

As some of you know, I've been in remission from Hodgkin's Lymphoma since August 2017.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 19, 2019:

A case of go screaming into the night; do the good fight.

Advice freely given

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 19, 2019:

I've done worse.

Here's the show i want to see tonight in Orlando!😁

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 18, 2019:

We should be so lucky.

Orlando Sentinel announces 2020 endorsement: Not Trump - POLITICO

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Last I heard, only 29% of Orlando voters endorse Trump. It's going to a fun Trump rally.

Since swimming seems to be a theme here today...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Nary a ripple in sight and she's going surfing? Artistic license strikes!

A morning chill.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 18, 2019:

The surf is the only thing that's not up.

How is he still in office and why do other countries bow to his presence.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 18, 2019:

>why do other countries bow to his presence. Diplomatic tradition.

✨good morning all... Here's a pic to help start a good day for you...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Garish and most ugly socks EVER.

In honor and notice of our beloved MissKathleen posting of Neil Sedaka's famous breakup song in a ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Your cheating heart has most of the stuff I hate in C&W. It's got the nasal twang, the half flat music they refuse to teach in music theory class, the you/me did something wrong song of the century. All it needs for my complete disgust is a syrupy Hawaiian guitar.