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WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 21, 2019:
It made Percy, my Tom cat, purr.
Porcupine Parenting is Precarious......
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 21, 2019:
Next time: a hair brush.
Seems legit...........
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 21, 2019:
. . . And Hobby Lobby has seen the light about birth control for their employees.
Oh darn.....I'll miss it.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 21, 2019:
Saying "I'm not a Christian" works as well.
Such a disappointment.....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 21, 2019:
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Cool story, bro.....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 21, 2019:
Love it. ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜„
$100.00 down the flusher.....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 21, 2019:
Flush with success.
Well, heck....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 21, 2019:
Gosh, durn. Sounds like where I live.
One thing is not like the others...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 21, 2019:
I'm stealing these and sending them to Petunia. She felt left out because nobody told her dirty jokes in high school.
That’s not on the menu
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 20, 2019:
Don't bump your head under the table, Janice.
NECRONOMICON. - Noun...a fictional grimoire (textbook of magic) appearing in stories by the horror ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 20, 2019:
Speaking of H. P. Lovecraft, every four years I run across:
oh thank goodness there is a group on here that's anti-trump. I am no fan and I worked hard on ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 20, 2019:
I rarely point out things this group gets **wrong** about Trump and finding a pro-Trump reply is rare. Welcome aboard.
Good morning all! The attached was sent to me via e-mail from one of my very Republican friends. I...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 20, 2019:
"Bribed blacks with welfare" ignores that most people on welfare are white. Most people on welfare have a job that doesn't pay a living wage. Without welfare, people would refuse work with companies such as Walmart and McDonald's. Welfare picks up the money employers (see Republicans) so their employees can eat. Plantation implies a large hand worked farm. In the US most farms are over 1,000 acres run by corporations that use city block size machines. Once farms started getting mechanized, blacks sold the farm. Democrats are slave owners? Find me **anyone** from this century that has slaves. The people who did own slaves are rotting in the grave for over 100 years. After 1865, most slavery stopped for good. Democrats are the ones who backed the civil rights bill and voting right bills that empowered blacks. This meme is **so** last century. In **this** century's Republicans endorsed putting children in cages and isolating them from families. Let me not count the ways **this** century's Republicans are racist, religious thugs.
Over on MSNBC, Rachel Maddow likened the report to "a really good ragu," or perhaps Chinese food ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 20, 2019:
Sounds like fluff.
Technically it's not stealing...cuz you can't steal people.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 20, 2019:
If she's fucking the idiot, is she good?
Last of my Easter memes.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 20, 2019:
Got a little more serious with my Easter memes uploads this time. Aren't glad I didn't do them one at a time?
Food in front of ya
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 20, 2019:
It made the gross dirty joke of the week club for me.
I didn't know they were so bad off
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 19, 2019:
Had to pick up a ride in the field.
Fun for the family!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 19, 2019:
It's a bug eyed baby.
Can't wait until next year!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 19, 2019:
T'ain't nobody gonna pass me that thing?
Enfant Terrible (noun) 1 a : a child whose inopportune remarks cause embarrassment b : a person ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 19, 2019:
For most trolls, 1b.
HUBRIS: n. excessive pride or self-confidence; arrogance. s.a. Homer and what Ulysses did, which is ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 19, 2019:
Hubris leads to nemesis.
Pawb PRrrrossssss
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 19, 2019:
It reminds me of this guy:
Musings from the Flying Spaghetti Monster on the Easter Holiday Happy Easter. We've been accused ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 19, 2019:
There's also the bunny who breeds with chickens for just Easter.
Have a good Friday everyone. Up and about today with my friend DazeyPanda. Errands, shopping and ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 19, 2019:
Not a good Friday here. Flood watch, potential tornado Friday with extreme thunderstorm and the cat is hiding from the claps of thunder. Low lying area vanishing under streams, radio signals shot, constant warnings on TV -- "Turn around, don't drown." "I reserve the right" announced Petunia as she left for work, "to piddle after work." Shop, she must.
I told a co-worker that I'm not religious, and I didn't even say the word atheist...lol. You would ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 19, 2019:
In the future tell people you worship at the church of Bob the sub genius.
Truth is the best policy?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 19, 2019:
One should lie better than that.
Are there any elementary education teachers out there? I am beginning research for an essay on ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 19, 2019:
Are there big bucks involved? Disclaimer: I never taught k-6.
Choco milk?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 19, 2019:
Only four out of ten American can't pass the same citizenship test that's required for immigrants applying for American citizenship. It has questions like "Was America in World War Two?" or "What right is protected by the First Amendment." It **doesn't** have questions like "Who was Lincoln's maiden aunt?" Whoops! I meant only four out of ten CAN pass the same citizenship test.....
Is it true or am i dreaming? Is he fucked & fired?!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 19, 2019:
Down but he's not out. He'll hang on until someone shoots him.
Pyrrhic Victory (noun) : a victory that is not worth winning because so much is lost to achieve it....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 19, 2019:
Because of a large of vocabulary, many of the "uncommon" words in here I've heard before. I think this one popped up here last month. It's not used often.
Anhedonia (noun) : a psychological condition characterized by inability to experience pleasure in ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 19, 2019:
Wonder if that has anything to do with asexual individuals.
Real good money.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 19, 2019:
It'd take about 40 hours to listen to. Assuming you'd be willing to give up TV, slept during the night, etc., it'd kill most of the week's entertainment plans. I'm basing my estimate on the time I listened to an audio book on Moby Dick.
I will sing this every time now...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 19, 2019:
Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch.
Exactly!!!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 18, 2019:
Problem: the voters would want to be represented.
Warm rotten puke soaked in lye.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 18, 2019:
I tried the lutefisk trick and the raccoons went away, but now I've got a family of Norwegians living under our house! The Danes (who are not lutefisk eaters) allegedly claim the recipe for making lutefisk is: take a delectable fresh cod and bury it in a compost heap. Leave it there for several months, then dig it out and eat the compost heap.
Teach your children well
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 18, 2019:
Does leaving out a vowel in that word confuse anyone?
Good Morning All. Going be a dismal rainy day. Moving yesterday wasn't so bad. Flowers that were ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 18, 2019:
Buy fireworks. Aim them at people you don't know who will wander on your property unannounced to go fishing.
What the hell is going on with my tomatoes?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 18, 2019:
I had renters who'd try to grow that on the front steps, claim they were growing tomatoes. When they did, I told them I just **look** stupid. ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฉ
And they're all Christians and Trump supporters, no less...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 18, 2019:
OOhhh....paper towels. You so fancy!
Curious about how to up your oral sex game? Tips from people with experience pleasing vulvas. ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 18, 2019:
Nary a word about women who want to crush heads with their legs once they start to get excited. I was also disappointed that using a nose snorkel wasn't mentioned. There's so much stuff they leave out of high school sex ed. :-(
Love the yo mama jokes
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 18, 2019:
She also delivers off spring daily.
Someone was running low on creativity that day...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 18, 2019:
I always get my organic Oreos from the Oreo bush.
I want to go to Mt. Leconte Lodge in the Smoky Mountain National Park The Mount Leconte Lodge...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 18, 2019:
One of the hikes that lead to Mt. LeConte is to Grotto Falls (better known as the Trillium Gap Trail). It’s on the llama train trail. The three mile round trip trail to the falls rated “easy to moderate.” On the Petunia scale, its heavy panting, frequent rest stops. The steepness of the trail is the main reason parts of it are still virgin forest: the loggers’ equipment couldn’t make it. An additional feature is the waterfall shots over an edge and hikers can wander behind it. It’s the only waterfall in the park with this feature. All of which sold Petunia on going on another waterfall hike. Of course, she didn’t know about the llama droppings nor had she established the pant, pant, wheeze, wheeze difficulty level. Hiking books rarely agreed with her after she’d been on the trail.
We need the vomit emoji back! Not gonna lie this made me laugh!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 18, 2019:
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LABEFACTION. - Noun...a weakening or impairment, especially of moral principles or civil order: ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 18, 2019:
Reminds me of Balkanisation, a word that is becoming increasing uncommon as well.
On your mark, get set, go!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 18, 2019:
Moan. Terrible pun.
Praise the Lord
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 18, 2019:
I've had this conversation: If you can't explain it, call it mysterious. Hey, I love a mystery. Why don't we solve it? Go away
I really do hate small talk...this made me laugh
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 17, 2019:
Don't forget the hot dripping wonder dong of a dick flowing with head cheese. I think I can hear someone cringing at that thought.
The fuckening.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 17, 2019:
I stay confused. I know too well what a fuck is and love to do it. So why would fuck be referred to something bad? If a gal says "Let's fuck" I figure she likes me. It's rare for me to turn down an offer to spend the day fucking. I've done it and it's rare that I'll say "no thanks." Fuck gets used to mean **so many things** it doesn't seem to mean all that much.
Ok folks, back from 2 weeks on the Appalachian trail through Pennsylvania. I have to say it was ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 17, 2019:
Links just wannta go crappy. At what mile marker to you depart from?
A dog and his smiley ball
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 17, 2019:
Logically, the alignment of the ball would random. That would mean the teeth would run from to top to bottom as often as side to side.
Funny true story from work... Very religious Coworker confesses in a meeting to a theft of a broken...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 17, 2019:
Dude, did 'ya get it in writing?
LOL...sigh...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 17, 2019:
I've yet to get a discount for having a female doctor.
A young lady blogger whom I follow recently wrote the following: "Life is supposed to be fun, you ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 17, 2019:
I've given up being rotated by sex goddesses who pay the maid.
Today's ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€ is blonde....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 17, 2019:
Why are blonde jokes so short? So the brunettes can remember them.
Mom says okay, if you got hold a riot.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 17, 2019:
How sweet. She even packed him a lunch.
Required reading.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 17, 2019:
Oh, daddy aren't you the serious one? Lizards just wanta have fun.
How it works.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 17, 2019:
Percy reconsidered if he ought adopt me after he hid in a storage closet three days after I brought him home.
McMiracle.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 17, 2019:
Like Ronald, none of the brick wall he's leaning on burned.
Good Morning All. Dan and I have started packing and moving. I just unpacked 2 months ago. Its warm ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 17, 2019:
>My daughter's appeal got rejected by NH Supreme Court, I''m amazed it got that far. In the meantime, now the final move is approaching, I wonder how many side trips you made to charitable groups (i.e. Goodwill) and to the dump you've made.
Have a nice day?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 17, 2019:
Don't mind me. I'm just passing through.
KAKIDROSIS. - Noun....a secretion of sweat of a disagreeable odour, foul-smelling body odour. ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 17, 2019:
Sounds like my armpits after a week long hike on the trail without a shower.
People really do this
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 17, 2019:
When I discover while she was visiting, she helped herself to a couple of rolls of coins in my change jar.
So made another little leap forward tonight in my growth post divorce. Realized that even though ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 17, 2019:
I didn't hear from my ex for two decades. When I did hear from her, her husband was breathing down her neck trying to get her to sell me Amway. When that didn't work, he gave me a follow up call. Two months later, they were both dead. It made the papers. Best divorce ever!
Emma gets it.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 17, 2019:
Sounds like a plan. More tacos!
“Green” gas
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 17, 2019:
Pump the OJ out of the orange handle.
Say it ain't so!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 17, 2019:
# I can hear Doctor Trump now # The best, the greatest, most qualified snakes.......every bottle! Cures everything ........you get tired being healthy......... squzed right. Strained......poopified......approved by 10 out of 10 doctors.....850 quacks agree! Believe me.
I am confused! How can we meet anyone single on this group site, all I see are comments, so am I ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 16, 2019:
Disclaimer: Not looking. Old grumpy people living in the city they dare not mention living far away from each other might have something to do it. Yea, I could take the next north bound bus to Fuckaduck Canada from Big Dangle, Florida to see Ahoogasue.
Well just what the hell, Alabama? [patheos.com]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 16, 2019:
Police are loyal to whoever pays them as long as it's **legal.** They won't be passing Father Bill cans of gasoline to burn down the church because that would make them accessories to the crime.
another waitress joke
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 16, 2019:
Moan.
Who goes by north & south???
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 16, 2019:
Once I had a theory: to have a navigator on trips, they'd need a compass to relate to the map. I didn't want to keep pulling over to the side of the road to read the map. Got a compass on the dashboard. Got a traveling companions who promised to play navigator. Gave them the map with a high lighted route. Showed them the compass. Got lost anyway. Once on a trip, I circled Baton Rouge, La., three times because I depended on my navigator. Theory #2: GPS will guide me there and back. That was followed by lost signal and a navigator who constantly argues with it when it has a signal. Theory #3: a map wouldn't lie.
That’s a fact, Jack
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 16, 2019:
We will always have alcohol poisoning to console us
It might not be but.......DRAGONS!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 16, 2019:
Going into the arson report, fur sure, fur sure.
On a serious note...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 16, 2019:
People with a ball point pen can steal more than a bank robber. Want to see my water front property at low tide?
The Birth of Philosophy
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 16, 2019:
I think that I think, therefore I am, I think.
Let me introduce you to Danielle Knudson, Canadian Model ! โค
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 16, 2019:
Got to go to Canada? Might be worth the trip.
He should have sent Rake Force
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 15, 2019:
Don't think I'll ever visit that place again.
I don’t think we could honk loud enough
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 15, 2019:
Ah hooga!
There's white and then there's white....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 15, 2019:
Don't know why anyone would consider this meme racist.
It took me a second...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 15, 2019:
The power jack vanishes beneath the waves. (It refers to a movie about an icy ship wreck).
It's a never ending cycle!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 15, 2019:
In Louisiana, the fatal cycle is peel a hot, spicy crayfish (aka mud bug). Eat the tail, suck the head, notice it is so hot you could use a beer. Repeat.
I've gotten to know an older guy from my dance class. We trade partners around and you pretty well ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 15, 2019:
>Do I ask his intentions? You first -- you tell him your intentions. Here in Dixie "you sexy thing" is flattery. It doesn't mean humping their bones with wild abandon is an optional extra.
They found a cure
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 15, 2019:
One of the problems with stealing this meme is I don't know anyone **personally** that reads enough about Trump that gets the joke. I'm in Seneca, SC, a half horse town of Trump supporters. It's not the half of the horse that eats.
EROTIC, SEXY, CLASSY ... were her names!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 15, 2019:
She tended to play roles that demanded a wiggle and a giggle.
Bed time guys, good night!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 15, 2019:
She looks rather coy in her pjs.
She's looking for the bus while I'm looking at her.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 15, 2019:
Is LiterateHiker (the gal who complained about objectifying women) still a member of this group? She hasn't made any replies in this group. I keep waiting for someone to add "She's such cute bitch." There's no way I am going to say it. Mystery #2: I've been wondering why my notifications to new posts seems to be turned off. I've checked my settings and it didn't change anything.
Poor Pee Wee. Never live it down
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 15, 2019:
Do porno movie houses still exist?
In your best feminine voice
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 15, 2019:
Dam those Canadians! I've had arguments on line with Brits who don't consider the American version of bacon, bacon. Their version is ham as well. The gringo version is fried pig belly, almost completely fried fat. It's part of our grand plan to die from heart blockages and/or strokes.
We have a tornado warning on , we have lemon cake in bed , we have a night off AND still no sleep , ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 15, 2019:
>we have dogs . . . . Who says single is bad # We? How many people are you?
How long into dating someone, do you wait to ask their religious preference?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 15, 2019:
Jesus freaks and Jews tell people immediately. You don't have to ask.
TWITTER URGED TO SUSPEND DONALD TRUMP AFTER PRESIDENT ACCUSED OF ‘SHARING PROPAGANDA VIDEOS ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 15, 2019:
Not going to happen. It's an account that draws people to twitter that otherwise would ignore Twitter. Trump's account is a major draw for customers, most of whom assume they will be having a conversation with the President. On the positive side, Twitter no longer allows him to block people who don't give him positive feed back. No longer can people boast "I was blocked by the President of the US on Twitter." We should have given awards for that.
Just a few more steps towards an American Dictatorship. What scares me the most is Trumps followers ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 15, 2019:
There are always have been a significant personage of Americans who'd prefer a dictatorship. They got to vote.
According to statistics, the average person over 18 consumes 3 alcoholic drinks a week. Do drinking...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 14, 2019:
I'm covered until April 3, 3456
Like most people my age, I'm 20. Lol. : } Love jokes, that's one above. 1.Q: What does a butcher ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 14, 2019:
In dog years, I'm dead.
Ok...I'm coming out of my "not wanting to date" funk. I got on a popular dating site. I spoke to a ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 14, 2019:
It reminds me of a gal who told me a dating site guy that promised to hunt her down and *force* her to go out with him. Here's your sign:
Wonder if they cook in there
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 14, 2019:
They stole the hub cabs!
UNPOPULAR OPINIONS! What’s something you love that everyone else hates? Or, vice versa. I’ll ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 14, 2019:
When I make my own pizza from scratch and add five cans of anchovies, it clears the room. I haven't seen an anchovie pizza offered anywhere. Throw in a pitcher of **dark** beer and I'm happy. Same thing for cooking liver, kidneys and menudo (aka menudito). Although it's Mexican hang over helper, Mexican restaurants keep menudo off the menu. If they put it on the menu, it's off the menu the next weekend. I love jazz, an original American music form that accounts for under 1% of all music sales. Overseas, it's another story. Best gringo export we've got. Now let's have brainyactress give us the tour of Atlanta's south side funky town.
My older brother was a devout JW elder and bought himself a huge 8' tall telescope to explore the ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 14, 2019:
Tell him it's the third black hole on the left. ;-)
Ghost hunters
WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 14, 2019:
I would try to watch those shows until I started laughing that they'd take **anything** as proof of a haunting. Hey, there's a cold draft here! Haunts, I tell 'ya!

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