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Hey everyone. I'm new to the group, from Vancouver. Just introducing myself. Have a great weekend.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 23, 2019:
I have other plans for my weekend, thanks.
WWJD....if he were real.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 23, 2019:
Petunia won't let me put a bumper stick on our car that says "What would Jesus do? Whip his banker."
He'd be back sigh
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 23, 2019:
It's difficult to get Jackson to be the dancing fool he used to be.
Hey Ugly, heres to looking at you
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 23, 2019:
My profile picture isn't of myself. If it was lonesome women would flock to my home, offering to sexually ravish me endlessly in rotation. Petunia runs them off with a broom. She hates that.
Petunia wants to go camping somewhere near Appalachacola. The city is famous for their oysters ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 23, 2019:
I ran across this while web surfing "Some recreation areas on the Apalachicola National Forest remain closed because of impacts from Hurricane Michael. Please check the Recreation Conditions Report to see if your favorite area is open." Problem: the national forest service didn't mention which areas they are. Research continues.
Dah Ray-ud eon muh Hay-yud
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 23, 2019:
Before my morning espresso, yes.
.....Soylent Green is people!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Daddy, aren't you the serious one? Bureaucrats just wantta have fun.
You don't say.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Ben Franklin pointed out the eagle frequently eats the same food as a vulture. That's one reason he was against it as a national symbol. Considering our war like nature towards countries on their last legs, not all that good of an objection.
What kind of super hero ARE you?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 22, 2019:
The screen name gives it all away.
You say goodbye and I say hello. Love this hand. Good morning all. More house drama for those of you...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 22, 2019:
I used to be a landlord who provided utilities. Once I cut off the utilities on the dead beats, it took them a week to move.
Historical nudes
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Hang it on the bed room wall. Let the upstairs maid spread rumors.
Moving walkway, O'Hare Airport Chicago, October 2018
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 22, 2019:
When I caught a plane at Atlanta International, they had a **train** to move passengers to the gates. The gates are that far apart from the main lobby.
Intellectual honesty time. Why is the first considered racist, but not the second?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 22, 2019:
I fail to understand why three Asians in suits could be considered racist.
Good Morning everyone! I think it is going to be a good day. The sun is supposed to shine and my ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 22, 2019:
I've yet to see anyone on line says "Hooray! We're going to Taco Bell." Petunia insists we're going out for lunch today (not Taco Bell) in flood conditions. In the last three days we've had six inches of rain. If she's got a coupon, that's where we'll be eating.
"Prostitution is the oldest profession in the world - even JC's mother was at it with someone ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Um, no. The oldest profession is farming. That why guys feed gals in hopes of wild sex.
Unfortunately, mine isn't so easily fooled.... lol
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 22, 2019:
If it takes 12 miles, you'd have a raw dick.
Protection priorities
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 22, 2019:
It was after the first manned moon landing that someone said "We ought to put wheels on our luggage." It was in the 18th century that a black shoe maker said "You know, I ought to make left and right shoes." 10,000 years of history and he was the **first** to figure it out.
Petunia wants to go camping somewhere near Appalachacola. The city is famous for their oysters but ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 22, 2019:
By the way, it's about an hour's drive from Tallahassee. I have an old friend that lives there. Her husband (RIP) always said that when he camped there he was tempted to sell his clothes and not to come back.
I hope this doesn't annoy people (especially in this thread, because I like it and the posters so ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 22, 2019:
My uncle who was kind and generous, went to the grave with people arguing that anyone that nice **couldn't** be an atheist. They concluded he **must** have been bullshitting everyone for his entire life.
Trump’s New Defense: Congress Can’t Investigate Because There Are Too Many Crimes Why can't I...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Theory is if he has to deal with a dozens of lawsuits and therefore can't do his duties as the President. Sounds good to me. He might miss his TV shows and cancel golfing trips.
PERIPATETIC. - Adjective...travelling from place to place, in particular working or based in ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 22, 2019:
I tend to think of that word to mean a pathetic person deserving pity. Been wrong before.
I'll bet he feels terrible (about being caught)!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 22, 2019:
He was holding out for more pay and is now more likely to be written out of the script.
More bear attack survival tips
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Us asthma suffers are first to be malled by a bear.
Yes please
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 22, 2019:
You don't know pot holes until you've seen a car drive into one and **vanish**.
A pleasure to do the pee?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 21, 2019:
It's more fun to visit this men's room:
On the bandwagon?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Army bonnets?
Good morning all. Cold and grey day. Cooking all day. Blueberry pancakes this am and chicken ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 21, 2019:
My boring existence is split between housework and posting on line. I'm a kept man. When she has her fill of **that** I have do the cooking and housework. I'm at that age when scrubbing the floor wears me out. When I get tired, I post on line. A guy has to have a hobby. Petunia and her father, Roy, had an extra large, super supreme pizza Wednesday. She brought home the uneaten pizza. I nuked the left overs and fed it to her this morning along with two mugs of coffee. I consider left over pizza as typical bachelor food. I don't think she knows she's married. On the other hand, I had fried potatoes and a cheese and mushroom frittata with an eight ounce mug of espresso. Petunia doesn't like either frittatas or espresso. When she gets home from work this evening, we're having seven mare soup. That's a type of seafood soup with several different types of seafood in it. She'll be complaining about the crab shell fragments. A person can't pick out crab meat without getting some shell fragments. I'll be serving her home baked brownies and ice cream for desert. It's likely she'll want to wash it down with Gatoraid.
Hard to tell
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 21, 2019:
It's difficult for me to forget third world countries pot holes eat cars. Ergo the theory those who drive in a straight line on a straight highway in Nigeria are drunk. After Mexico, I fell in love with the phrase "paved road."
Putin to U.S.: I'm ready for another Cuban Missile crisis if you want one Andrew Osborn ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 21, 2019:
# h1 'T'aint going to be no nuclear war. Too much real estate involved." -- Frank Zappa.
This needs to be taught in school.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Let's accept non sequitur as a good way to baffle the masses.
'Morning. Anyone awake up for friendly chat? (4:00AM CST.)
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 21, 2019:
I am in the eastern standard time zone where it's currently Thursday 7 a.m., cold and raining.
What’s with that? At least it isn’t Karen...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Need better grump?
Religion at its best ?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Where is the pirates and the rum?
She's gonna blow!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 21, 2019:
I always make it point to replace the regular radiator cap with one that has a pressure release lever. After the lever is pulled and the pressure is safely released, unscrewing the radiator cap is next. That's because I used to have a car that would over heat every 50 miles. Therefore I filled up jugs of water I kept in the trunk. One time in a tiny Alabama town, I pulled into a church yard where the local children were milling around waiting for their parents to show up and take them home from vacation bible school. I pulled out my recycled jugs of liquor and refilled the radiator. Their jaws dropped open. They may still be talking about me.
OMNISHAMBLES. - Noun...(21st Century British); a situation that has been comprehensively ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 21, 2019:
In the states, that's snarfu: Situation normal, all fucked up.
Just back from an hour long Body Pump workout at the gym and this seems appropriate today
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 21, 2019:
My temple is a boucy castle.
Relevant statistics.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 21, 2019:
In the Great White North, they drink almost twice the national average. In New Hampshire, 44 gallons per year. The national AVERAGE is 28 gallons. In Dixie, we're below average. Here we top the charts on ice tea consumption. How cold are 'ya fellah?
Any guesses on who has been forging Nobel Peace Prize nominations for Trump? [m.dailykos.com]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Those who make the nominations are supposed to remain secret for 50 years. Therefore the prime minister of Japan will neither confirm or deny he nominated Trump. I figure it was a move to pander to an egoist.
Truth. Addicts need alternatives.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Jesus! I need to get stoned.
Grammar, Bitches!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Pointless repeated use of the word "fucking."
Yo momma?!?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Young innocent that I am, it looks like she's fixing his belt buckle so his swim trunks won't fall off.
If even a quarter of this is true, this could be the legal noose around Trump and his acolytes ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 21, 2019:
When the final appeal to these charges are in, Trump will have died of old age.
I’ve experienced this: “But you’re ethical, so how can you not believe in God?”
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 21, 2019:
I had an unusually kind and generous uncle who went to the grave with the locals arguing he could not possibly be an atheist.
I resemble this remark
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 21, 2019:
My cat will hide should you visit.
[understandingcompassion.com] Peope who cry during movies are the strongest people of all? I ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 21, 2019:
As one ages, one becomes more prone to cry at movies. Judging from the responses, there's a lot of crying geezers in this crowd.
Is dating again after marriage like dating your mom or dad? I was with my ex for 26 years. The ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 20, 2019:
"I want a gal, just like the gal who married dear old dad." -- lyrics by Oedipus Rex. If this was Facebook, nobody would get that joke.
Getting a haircut tomorrow any suggestions? I do have something in mind, but I'd like to know what ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 20, 2019:
Get the same haircut as that of Adam Conover (Adam Ruins Everything). Get a bottle of hair spray while you are at it. Did you know he has a podcast?
The Proctologist fainted.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 20, 2019:
Gross.
Just intermission this morning
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 20, 2019:
Either way her hairdo is badly done.
Creation "science".
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 20, 2019:
I was created on the 8th day. The Lord said "Lo! Strike that one from the record."
NICKY-TAM(S) - Noun...(in Scotland and the North of England), a pair of straps or strings tied ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 20, 2019:
Shorts and helmed pants are unknown in Scotland?
How important is honesty to you?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 20, 2019:
Do I **want** to be told I'm fat? Is it appro to tell people they're fat? Sure, I want to hear from a date that she's **only** going out with me because she doesn't want to cook, doesn't want to pay for the movie and is loath to indulge in any affection behavior because I'm an ugly muggly so she's masturbated before I showed up. No finger licking allowed. There are limits to honesty. Petunia (insignificant other) loves it when I refer to her butt as tiny. Lies, lies, lies. Sounds better than telling the truth and the lie doesn't hurt her feelings. If everyone was honest, we couldn't stand each other.
Common sense
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 20, 2019:
Fools only learn from the dear school of experience.
No context. Just this.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 20, 2019:
Something different for dinner.
Going Dank & Dark for a "spell"! CW! CW! for the next bunch!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 20, 2019:
Considering how wordy tattoos are, a disappointingly brief visit for her.
Oh my gosh!!!! This!!! [johnpavlovitz.com]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 20, 2019:
I still want a taco truck on all the street corners.
If there were either one anyway. ??
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 20, 2019:
Worse, it supports Trump.
She's all grown up!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 20, 2019:
I'm as pure as the driven slush -- May West (RIP)
Canadian winter
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 20, 2019:
Meanwhile, here in Seneca, SC, we're having an outbreak of daffodils and azaleas. Petunia has been out buying a swim suit. She's a little ahead of the curve.
More snow tomorrow...tell me why I didn't go to Fla with my daughter
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 19, 2019:
A fear of sweating to death? Here in my part of the planet I'm going to have to get the mower fixed. The daffodils are in bloom. It rarely snows here.
OK...here is the question...WHO do you all want to see on the 2020 Democratic Ticket?...President/VP...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 19, 2019:
So far, there are over 500 people who have declared themselves in the running but only a handful of them are considered serious enough to start raising money.
Made my " morning ". ??? [youtu.be]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 19, 2019:
Randy Rainbow is magnificent and **such** a Mary.
The detonation of the WW II bomb found in Nuernberg, Germany on video (just scroll down a little ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 19, 2019:
Now if I was only literate in German.
I promise.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 19, 2019:
One drink the size of a bath tub.
Good Morning the Harley guy. I love riding on Harleys. Anyone else? Have a great day all.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 19, 2019:
You're not talking about guy named Harley? Had to pull my mind out of the gutter there. I used to ride motorcycles but they require too much upkeep for me and largely, they're a fair weather way to get around. With a motorcycle, if it's snowing you're not going. Here in my corner of the world they're popular in the summer when cyclists head to the mountains to do lots of leaning into the hairpin curves.
[alternet.org] Why the late US Senator and JFK confidant, Harris Wolford believed the human race ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 19, 2019:
Nope. There is too much global diversity to even consider it.
Want to get booted (En masse kiddies?) Goto "sexy pics" group, join, ask originator why you can't ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 19, 2019:
"Sexy pics" is mostly pictures of fully dressed women and pin up pictures from the 1950's - 1940's when showing a woman's nipple was the post office excuse to refuse to carry a publication. It's past time for me to delete that group.
Just trying to be helpful?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 19, 2019:
Snicker.
Mmmuuummbbllleele
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 19, 2019:
I call per-coffee awaking as operating with lizard brains. After a hot mug of espresso, the gray matter shifts into mammal brain function.
MASHIE. - Noun...an iron golf club with a rather wide blade, well laid back, used for medium ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 19, 2019:
Number seven iron is called a mashie-niblick. Sounds like something a deranged cannibal would do. After 'ya smash 'em up, nibble and lick on 'em. There are plenty of retired terms for the different types of clubs. (They were retired in 1930 by way of the Spalding Sporting Goods Company, which gave clubs numbers instead). For a list of "what the fuck over" terms, see my source below which also says "Then there’s the terminology, which often only makes things even more baffling. This is, after all, the only sport in which you can score an albatross on a dogleg in a game of scotch foursomes."
WYD (What you doing) after smoking this.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 19, 2019:
If I inhaled anywhere near any of these examples, I'd be drooling on the sofa too wrecked to change channels even if I was watching the Teletubbies.
Sometimes?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 19, 2019:
Key word "sometimes." I need unlimited travel funds to meet people on line. If the electric company cuts me off for good, I can promise you I won't hear from those on line again. Therefore if I consider a person exceptionally worth meeting, I get their street address and phone number in case I want to visit them. Until the magic money fairy shows up, I'll send them postcards or give them a voice call once in a while. Petunia complains when the few that do stay in touch either call or send me snail mail. She doesn't want even 1% of you people darkening my doorstep. To her, you're all scallywags and reprobates. Doubly so if you are from outside of Dixie. Once I was invited to a three day party in Ohio, food and lodging included at at B&B. It took me three months to convince her we ought to go. Had a wonderful time. Out of the thousands of people I've met on line, less than 1% have tried to stay in touch with me off line. Most of them I don't even know their real name. Ask yourself: how many times has someone told you their phone number, their real name and street address? Does it outnumber the ones you know on line? Been invited to parties hundreds of miles away? Otherwise, social media is a no show party where i don't have to clean up afterwards.
Roy, the Atheist shares his hidden talents.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 19, 2019:
I **used** to love Halloween. Here in my town the fundamentalists want it to be a church affair. They have kids going from trunk to trunk at the church, calling it "trunk or treat." As a result I rarely see the neighborhood kids showing up at my front door, no matter how much I decorate. Despite the spelling there is no fun in fundamentalism.
What does "Blocked" look like? (I wrote to Admin but it looks like I’m not going to get a ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 19, 2019:
The last time I blocked someone, he had been released from the loonie bin. He is schizo and off his meds. As a result my timeline went from glowing flattery to paranoid curses and threats of violent behavior. One my friends, a married Swedish woman, said he was trying to have an affair with him, despite her status.She is happily married to an award winning Swedish army marksman. If you wanted to find the best shot in the Swedish army, he's your guy. Meh. The crazy guy lives on welfare in New South Wales. He isn't going to show up in South Carolina and he isn't going to show up in Sweden. If he shows up in Sweden, he'll be shot from two miles away. If you're freaking violent and crazy, I'll block you for sure, for sure. I won't be telling you WHY.
Quick status report: I've been on agnostic.com for almost exactly one year and I'm now almost ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 18, 2019:
Write five billion words. Get a t-shirt.
Good morning all... Happy Monday... Any of you ever seen the movie "Cleopatra" with Elizabeth ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 18, 2019:
>... Didn't see the end though... She marries her other brother. Egypt becomes a Roman puppet state. She sits on her asp. (Historians say that's a state issued mythology). Coins of the era, show her as a hooked nose ugly muggly. The real story is her witty personality saved the day for her.
You have to be of age for this joke...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 18, 2019:
I try not to think of all the technologies I've out lived. A person becomes elderly once they've said "I remember when . . . "
Trumps Nazis
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 18, 2019:
Arrest is too good for him.
Here is another article from a mental health expert providing analysis of Trump's behavior. She ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 18, 2019:
Will that be the next edition of Forbes our idiot in chief will want to be spanked with?
As the owner of a Little Free Library very close to some of the communities that were “gifted” ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 17, 2019:
Freedom of speech includes freedom to offend.
Who's up for a dare?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 17, 2019:
Take a fist full for the day when one's bowels are blocked.
I'm an avid hiker and was disgusted to hear Trump's attempt to take control of the The Appalachian ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 17, 2019:
See: https://www.nrdc.org/onearth/week-108-who-put-appalachian-trail-way-atlantic-coast-pipeline
[nrdc.org] "the Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that the National Park Service has ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 17, 2019:
The tale is underlines Trump's efforts to prop up the failing coal industry because a coal baron donated a $1 million to his presidential campaign. Coal based fuel plants are closing because other sources of energy are cheaper than coal. By shifting which government agency controls the trail, Trump's buddies can tear up a section of it.
Some have heard the word.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 17, 2019:
Sober is so vastly over rated.
It's a national emergency! Everyone okay?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 16, 2019:
Trump's national emergency is he's in office.
Adventures in Job Seeking: Yesterday I drove deep into the suburban Eastside for an interview ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 16, 2019:
>And that inevitable question, "What kind of salary are you looking for?" don't think there's ever a good answer to this question. Here's a good answer: "You **should** know in this industry, the going rate is . . . anything less is an insult. What 'ya got?" There's plenty of idiots waiting to insult you. Move on and don't trip on the carpet on the way out. For shits, grins and giggles tell them you'll send them a bill for making you wait an hour using the old saw "My time, your money." Follow it through small claims court.
Keep 'em baffled.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 16, 2019:
"Make peace once in awhile. It'll confuse them." -- one of the Fringie ROA's.
Going fishing at the pond.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 16, 2019:
Charles Dickinson said if you pay a pound more than your income, you will be unhappy; a pound less than your income, you'll be happy.
Unless you're Boris Badenov.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 16, 2019:
Boris is #1 no good nick.
I need a chin strap for my crown.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 16, 2019:
Makes me want a pina colada.
I think there are at least three things that can change a person for the worst if they aren't ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 16, 2019:
Hanging out at the biker bar after driving up on a moped.
It Is Saturday, do your wash !
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 16, 2019:
I will do the traditional thing. It's chilly and cold outside, giving me an excuse to run the clothes dryer. Besides, it's time to change the blanket on the bed. What's the day for running the oven?
I'm so tired of being accused of "splitting the vote". Why do people think anything will change, as...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 16, 2019:
Bring back the monarchy!
A few memes
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 16, 2019:
The clown troop rules.
So, tomorrow is my birthday and today my facebook posting priveledges got revoked for three days ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 16, 2019:
Dam the Facebook police! Full speed ahead and party hardy.
Any Texans here? My favorite place to go for a day hike is Lost Maples State Park in Vanderpool. My ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 16, 2019:
Used to live in Texas. Could use an excuse to visit. What are the details about what those places are like?
The last couple days, the hoarfrost has been awe inspiring in my neighborhood. These are from a ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 15, 2019:
Awe. I live in Dixie and never see that.
seems appropriate after todays nonsense
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 15, 2019:
Giggle, giggle, snort, snort.
Freedom from avatars... from men pretending to be women online... From disturbed individuals hiding ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 15, 2019:
>I can in personal messages where DATING happens and that is mostly what I am here for. Some of us, myself included, aren't here for dating and won't provide a public profile picture. (I'm ugly looking and no sense scaring people away). Many profiles say "Open to meeting women." I'm open to meeting small furry things from the Beetlejuice star system but it doesn't mean I want to date them.
A artist thankfully removing her stuff from here was telling me that Michelle Obama was a man and ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 15, 2019:
. . . and it curves to the left.