The Truth About Women and Men Our Age.....We've Seen it All?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 17, 2019:

. . . . . and they're terribly, terribly modest about it.

Do you really need that blouse?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 17, 2019:

I love the light they used on her.

Assume the position....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 17, 2019:

Lydia, oh! Lydia, say have you met Lydia Oh! Lydia, the tattooed lady She has eyes that folks adore so And a torso even more so Lydia, oh! Lydia, that "Encyclopedia" Oh! Lydia, the Queen of tattoo On her back is the Battle of Waterloo Beside it the Wreck of the Hesperus too And proudly above the waves The Red, White and Blue You can learn a lot from Lydia She can give you a view of the world In tattoo if you step up and tell her where For a dime you can see Kankakee or Paree Or Washington crossing the Delaware Oh! Lydia, oh! Lydia, say have you met Lydia Oh! Lydia, the tattooed lady When her muscles start relaxin' Up the hill comes Andrew Jackson Lydia, oh! Lydia, that "Encyclopedia" Oh! Lydia, the champ of them all For two bits she will do a Mazurka in Jazz With a view of Niag'ra that no artist has And on a clear day you can see Alcatraz You can learn a lot from Lydia. La la la La la la La la la La la la Come along and see Buff'lo Bill with his lasso Just a little classic by Mendel Picasso Here is Captain Spaulding exploring the Amazon And Godiva, but with her pajamas on La la la La la la La la la La la la Here is Grover Whalen unveilin' the Trylon Over on the west coast we have Treasure Islan' Here's Nijinsky a doin' the Rhumba Here's her Social Security numba La la la La la la La la la La la la Lydia, oh! Lydia, say have you met Lydia Oh! Lydia, the champ of them all She once swept an Admiral clear off his feet The ships on her hips made his heart skip a beat And now the old boy's in command of the fleet

Good Morning All.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 17, 2019:

After watching the morning news, Petunia perked and said "It's going to be a hot, dry weekened." "They don't know," I said. "Any forecast more than 24 hours in advance is a wild guess." Considering it is mid-June, they may have gotten the "hot" part right. Next weekend we ought to stay home for a six year yard sale. Our place is over running with stuff we don't have any serious plans to use. Anybody want to buy a rough running 16 year old car?

and flavors

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 17, 2019:

There's this approach:

Two for one

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 17, 2019:

Yet **another** Grinch movie? Looks like they got a new director of costumes this time.

BUMBERSHOOT Noun -- SLANG -- An umbrella.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 17, 2019:

What? It's not about shooting bamboo? ;-)

I may have a solution to the American peoples dilemma.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 16, 2019:

With the dim wits voting for a prime minister instead?

The procedure was a success, I have 20/20 vision! My eyes still hurt because the top layer is ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Good to hear. They even gave you one of those expensive coffee cups.

Pence wins lifetime supply of dildos for a lifetime in the closet [patheos.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 16, 2019:

From the source: Executives at Gaydar Magazine are unfazed. Andrew Canard quipped, “We hold out hope that gay Jesus will make him see the light someday.”

Good morning all! Today's topic : the wet spot.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 16, 2019:

As a precaution, put a towel under a butt and it's much easier than replacing sheets. In Dixie during summer the sexually active living without air conditioning think washing sheets never ends because everybody gets soaked in sweat. When the sheets are flapping in the breeze daily, the neighbors go into the high holy giggles. Now for the required picture.

High rise!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Silicon Heights.

Did I mention my visit Hooter's last weekend? Bought a coffee mug.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 15, 2019:

Sniff. Nobody asking to see the coffee mug.

What is your favorite sport....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 15, 2019:

Coral reef snorkeling. Camping. Day trip backpacking. Canoing. Fishing. Sailing.

Has any of you ever sat back and reflected upon the toll tRump has take on you personally.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 15, 2019:

It's the potential for re-election that scares me. If he loses, it's possible he'll stay in office anyway. "You have elected your **last** president" -- Roger Moore.

Did I mention my visit Hooter's last weekend? Bought a coffee mug.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 15, 2019:

The t-shirt is so thin, you can see the lace patterns on her bra.

Stormy has a point.. [rawstory.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 15, 2019:

Anyone who remembers Stormy as a virgin is a child molester.

Let's go back in time👍😊

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 15, 2019:

Wishing the parents would leave me home alone again.

About right

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 15, 2019:

Another reason most of my friends consider Florida temporary lodging.

So they stopped making my hair color about a year ago.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 15, 2019:

I've never gotten over my fly away hair that flew away.

Call them like I see them

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 15, 2019:

So amazingly clean too!

With all the rain, it is going be at least this bad.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 15, 2019:

Fire ants in the slippers?

Her next job...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 14, 2019:

Will my burger look like the one in the menu picture?

tRump spent about 1 million dollars on Facebook ads wishing himself happy birthday.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 14, 2019:

Oh, it's worse than that: " “🛑 HURRY! President Trump's birthday is TOMORROW! 🛑” read one ad purchased Wednesday, two days before Trump’s birthday. “He’ll read the name of every supporter who signs his card when we present it to him on his birthday. Will he see your name?” Probably not. But his campaign, which has made Trump’s birthday central to its early 2020 media strategy, certainly will. The users who click through to sign such “cards” have offered gobs of contact information to help the president’s re-election effort build out voter lists that will be crucial to raising money. Imposing an arbitrary deadline for supporters to act, the birthday ads have been essential to a digitally savvy Trump campaign that strategists say has built out a sizable early lead over Democrats in collecting voter data." Source: https://news.vice.com/en_us/article/3k345b/trump-has-spent-nearly-dollar1-million-wishing-himself-and-melania-happy-birthday-on-facebook

Her next job...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 14, 2019:

Reminds me of the time someone asked Clyde, my drinking buddy and I were doing. "Swapping lies," I said. Clyde looked shocked. He didn't know.

STOIC:adj.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 14, 2019:

Now let's hear it for hedonism: if it feels good, do it.

I haven't submitted in awhile. Enjoy.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 14, 2019:

Now we'll be expecting great things from you.

White smoke coming from a chimney in Vatican city means "expect a new Pope"! Orange smoke coming ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 14, 2019:

There have been news stories about how to tell when Trump is making a tweet and when someone on his staff is making it for him.

Good morning all.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 14, 2019:

Food photography is such a highly specialized field that professional photographers often take pictures of ceramic "food" to get the lighting right. As a rule, pictures of food look awful. One is generally better off describing the food than showing pictures of it.

Looks like something is getting strangled.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 14, 2019:

High waisted jeans are the rage with the elderly guys. That's because as a person ages, their spine compacts. Without paying extra to have the pants legs shortened, they wear their jeans above the belly button. It's hard to find a 42/29 size pair of blue jeans.

Things I would wish on my enemies.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 14, 2019:

Better than "May the flies of a thousand camels fly up your nose."

What is your experience with meeting others via online dating sites and apps?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 13, 2019:

Ton of writing to go out with them. Once I've found a gal, she tends to demand sex immediately. Not that I'm complaining.

Sexy Wizard of Oz .. Part 1 Dorothy

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 13, 2019:

Bunny ears?

Trump sides with nk to try and debunk the cia. The article was on the atlantic. What a traitor!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 13, 2019:

Atlantic Ocean?

Baby got back... In more ways than one...!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 13, 2019:

Looks like a guy with a tramp stamp.

I have a funny story most of the bashers of trump will find amusing.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 13, 2019:

Yepper. You had your fun. If only you'd shared the link.

The brain washing continues.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 13, 2019:

Look boss! De plane! De plane! I can't think of anything more delusional than this post.

simply red...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 13, 2019:

There's another woman I wouldn't be taking out for dinner. :-(

Don't make a big flap about it! :)

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 13, 2019:

Somebody stole her panties!

Rally this Saturday in favor of impeachment. Check here for an event in your area: [impeach.org]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 13, 2019:

In my area, support for Trump continues to rise from 42% when he was elected to 46% now. "I'm surrounded by **idiots**" == Dr. Evil.

So much of this on Agnostic.com. 😏

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 13, 2019:

I don't want the details about women chewing dicks with their teeth.

Inquiring minds wanna know...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 12, 2019:

Is it me or is he barefoot?

Selfie on a boat... Usually refrain from selfies, but this one was way too good.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 12, 2019:

At last: a barefoot bikini babe; hold the high heels. Glamor shots tend to stick women in high heels. It's been my experience women who wear heels all day get grumpy and can't wait to take off the heels.

Give the lady a hand... Another pic of the good night pic I posted yesterday...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 12, 2019:

Either it's the lighting or her right kneecap has some kind of problem with what looks like a knot. Hope she doesn't sit in that plastic chair. Plastic tends to stick to bare butts. Therefore my well worn motto: keep towels around for naked women to sit on.

Why isn't she answering my texts?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 12, 2019:

Hey, cat. Get yer tail out of the toilet bowl.

I have to change my relationship status on Facebook living in South Florida.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 12, 2019:

I spent a summer a little south of Tampa (Anna Marie Beach) without an AC. I fell in love with electric fans.

Good night all.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 12, 2019:

She's a bit out of focus and need a bit of artistic license to wear high heels on the beach. There's no sign of water anywhere but that's my assumption.

I am a science teacher in an inner city school.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 12, 2019:

>I have always believed in educating everyone, but I am beginning to doubt that idea. Speaking as a beloved (by the school administration) substitute teacher for inner schools, we should leave some kids behind. I have meet the future felons of America. They're dam proud of their tracking bracelets and perk up when their family members have a "welcome back from jail" party. I find the **most** disruptive students are functional illiterates. They have no idea what's going on in class. They get bored to the point where they have to act up. Ask them to real aloud and they'll get back in line. Some have mental issues because poverty does horrible things to kids. Others have no real parents and often the school has no idea where some of them live. Kill the 90 minute classroom or at least tell them to stand up ever 20-30 minutes and run in place for five minutes. The 90 minute class room is torture for your typical 16 year old. No more +30 students to a single classroom. I've seen 50 kids in a classroom. Teach from the back of the classroom once in awhile. Keep the snits in the back confused. Call on students to explain what they just heard you say. Describe their behavior back to them.

Finger licking good.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 12, 2019:

There's doppelgängers all over the place.

OPTIMISTS ALL OVER THE WORLD. Post your obituary for Donald Trump here!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 12, 2019:

While opening the door at 20,000 feet, Trump stepped out of Air Force One over an Iowa corn field. Pence was last seen doing a jig of despair.

Stephen was in great form - just hammered on the orange one. :) [youtube.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 12, 2019:

It's getting a little mean.

Do you still have date nights with your partner?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 11, 2019:

Among most single people "date" is a foreign concept. Going out for dinner and a movie isn't foreign but they don't want to call it a "date." Same story for a whole lot of other things that used to be called a date. Petunia and I go out way too often for dinner and if she doesn't catch me in time, I'll order drinks. We refuse to call it "date night."

Good Morning.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 11, 2019:

Today I had to pay $77 to find out the 16 year old car we've been driving for the last ten years needs a new engine. Two days ago, I spent twenty minutes explaining to Petunia what a "ring job" means. She's been spending last five years trying to convince me it needs a paint job instead. Instead, she got a three year old car with so many features, we've never heard of most of them. There will be a whole lot of manual reading going on. She's delighted with the voice commands now it's in sync with her cell phone.

Congratulations Kynlei for making it to level 8!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 11, 2019:

My condoms say "ribbed for her pleasure." They're never grateful for the extra expense.

Gentlemen, How do you view things in life?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 11, 2019:

Always provide naked women towels to sit on. If you don't know why, don't ask why.

This applies to a few people on here.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 11, 2019:

My high horse and I inhale rope smoke together. Never a problem.

I was always told that I'd "find religion" in times of crisis or chaos.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 11, 2019:

My mother used to assure me as I got older, I'd turn into a Methodist as if she was some kind of fortune teller with God on her side. Later in life, it started hitting me dear old Mom was gullible. One her friends told her if she started a charcoal fire with newspaper ads that included car tire ads, the food from her charcoal barbecue would taste like burning tires. She bought that theory, despite all evidence from the contrary. She meant well but she didn't know what she was talking about. Here I am, collecting Social Security and still waiting for the Methodism to happen.

Another fine day!!!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 11, 2019:

I can hear Mr. Rogers singing "wouldn't you be my neighbor?"

The time and resources wasted on these clubs for an imaginary friend. [churchandstate.org.uk]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 11, 2019:

That includes grocery stories that serve all the religious groups.

Has anyone sen my water bottle?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 11, 2019:

Her water jug is in the lower left hand corner.

Some fun illustrations here.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 11, 2019:

I'd like to hang a few of those panels on the wall.

Edit: apparently this requires a trigger warning.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 11, 2019:

Most of us guys aren't insane. One could as easily cite crazy women that kill their own children as an example of unrelated societal influence as well. It'd be easier to ask why do women keep hunting down the lug heads and bitching about them as if they've never had a normal guy to go out with. It's be easier to ask that but I'm not counting on any credible answers.

Kissing. How do you like it?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 11, 2019:

Fun kissing is all over willing woman's body, noses and ears not so much. Your gender preference may vary.

You're Welcome.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 11, 2019:

The healthy muffins are bran muffins with chocolate chips sprinkled on top.

Tree that was given by marcon as a symbol of friendship dies.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 10, 2019:

My first question was **for real?** "The French news agency Agence France Presse reported Monday the tree had died in quarantine, citing a diplomatic source. The White House did not immediately respond to requests from Newsweek to comment on how the tree died or whether it would replaced." Source: https://www.newsweek.com/white-house-tree-died-donald-trump-emmanuel-macron-1443077

A post earlier from @GwenBFree [agnostic.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 10, 2019:

I used to be frightened of mud dobbers (they are slow flying wandering wasps that make nests out of mud). Now they fly inches in front of my faces, staring me down just like in childhood. I stare back at them. They wander away. When they pull that act on Petunia, I can count on high pitched screaming and panic. She's a wimpy woman.

It Makes you wonder just what it is that attracts women to the horrible, fat, piggy eyed, ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 10, 2019:

Silly boy. Money and fame will do it every time. Doesn't matter what they're famous for.

IF THE KIND OF WOMAN YOU SEEK.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 10, 2019:

>Me, cause i think therefore i am. No, no, Nanette You think that you think, therefore you think you are, you think?

SI Model Jasmine Sanders. I love her eyes and hair.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 10, 2019:

Who put her in the tree?

[yahoo.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 10, 2019:

It's a toss up between Pete and Bernie.

Getting the most out of Agnostic.com

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 10, 2019:

1) Join groups, especially ones that have topics you enjoy. Look for groups that have more than 80 members, ensuring they have more traffic than those with under 20 members. 2) Make replies to people who post. 3) Make posts in groups, starting off topics especially posts that asks people what they think, what they feel, what they do, etc. Be engaging. 4) Make a group with a topic that interests you. This may flop but try anyway. 5) Don't forget to leave a trail of memes that may not have **anything** to do with the topic or your posts/replies. 6) Piss on the prissy overlords once you've found the wrong group. They'll kick yer butt out of the group but what the hell? Were you having fun there? As a great old upstate New York proverb says "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke." 7) Add links to your posts that expostulate whatever you said. 8) Now for something totally different to observe #5

To Poo-Poo /To pooh Pooh military slang to casually dismiss or to ignore as unimportant ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 10, 2019:

One half of a phoo bear.

It's Muuundaaaay

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 10, 2019:

# According to Sesame Street it's --

Seward, Donaldson, and Emmonds mountains in the Adirondack park.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 10, 2019:

Looks like the mountains around here: rounded tops.

Good Monday morning 🌞 Right on to today's question: what is your favorite alcohol drink?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 10, 2019:

Moscato from a Myrtle Beach Duplin South Carolina winery, Abita Bourbon Street Imperial Stout (dark as my soul craft beer), dry gin martini with Spanish olives (straight up, stirred never shaken) or a Wreck 'em Ralph Hurricane (5.5 ounces of rum in a fruit punch). Anything canned, pickled or bottled would do.

I have tried a couple of other date sites and so many profiles start out with must love Jesus, or ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 10, 2019:

On your dating profile say you're into preparing French and far east cuisine. a big fan of *Ask Heloise* housework, gardening, and insist on washing the dishes. Add you need a traveling companion with a passport. Couldn't hurt if some of those things are **true.** Don't spare descriptive adverbs and adjectives. Run the profile through a spell and grammar checker so you won't sound semi-literate. Avoid complex, compound sentences as well as common vulgarities. Then scroll down to the bottom of your profile, see which members live nearby and send them a "Hello neighbor." A crowd of dewy eyed women will darken your doorstep, some of them moaning in lust "You do dishes?" Put the dog in the kennel; break out the designer condoms -- the glow in the dark lemon flavored ones with the racing stripes. Double points for a clean bathroom. If you ironed the sheets, they'll never leave.

Happy Sunday All.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Been unpacking today from a three day trip to Licking Lizard, North Carolina. We had packed for a camping trip as well until the old car died and we had to find a newer one. As a result, we had to skip the camping. At least we got to see a licking lizard perched on top of a filling station.

Very interesting 🤔

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 9, 2019:

# If you wait for your prince to come, you'll have a dog named "prince." Come Prince! Come!

Here you go

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Perky tits with turgid nipples. Who'd thunk?

Points needed: in 48 hours I will have been on this site for 3 months and I need 1,100 points to ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Explain you're an reckless alcoholic driver against mad mothers

Doesn't make sense to me either, but I do enjoy it

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 9, 2019:

My master plan was to dodge hotel and restaurant bills. Her plan was let to go into town, eat out and go shopping for junk.

How do you debunk it when someone claims religion, no matter it's true or false' serves as an ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Tell them to listen to all the whimpering in nursing homes when they're sure their Maker is going to send 'em to hell.

Am I the only one seeing that there is no longer an Anti-Theist label in updating profiles?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Think I'll change mine to Muffinist. That's from the Last Temple of the Great Black Muffin Mistress. There's a God but She is pissed at humans. Don't brother Her pitiful human.

Last seen fleeing Florida...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Hello Amber. How's it hanging?

Now where'd I leave my drink?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Another reason to keep the liquor cabinet full.

Points needed: in 48 hours I will have been on this site for 3 months and I need 1,100 points to ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Tell 'em you're establishing a home for elderly child molesters that support Trump for king of the United States political action group across the street from vacation bible school. That'll rack up the points.

OK - and a perfectly innocent picture of a young lady on a bicycle.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 8, 2019:

Without a chain guard, her dress will get snagged.

What’s the cheesiest pickup line you’ve ever had directed at you?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 8, 2019:

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?

What’s the cheesiest pickup line you’ve ever had directed at you?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 8, 2019:

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

What’s the cheesiest pickup line you’ve ever had directed at you?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 8, 2019:

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is one of the longest words in the dictionary — and, in an ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 4, 2019:

My source adds " What are the symptoms? *"Symptoms may be triggered when a person sees a long word, such as “antidisestablishmentarianism.” This can cause a person with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia to feel a great deal of fear and anxiety. They may also avoid reading so they don’t have to come across long words that’ll cause them to panic."* I can create terror so easily.

Here are a few British protest signs from yesterday. I hope Trump saw them all.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 4, 2019:

I liked "You're just another prick with no wall."

There are points in your life where you make decisions.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 4, 2019:

On the far extreme, my point is enjoy life while you got it. BTW, I view dating sites as the pits. It's unlikely a person will get love of their life. However like the lottery, sometimes people win. Don't bet the rent. The likely result is you'll develop an on line friend you'll never see. Good chance you might wind up talking to them on the phone as well as too good a chance they live too far away to date. Beats watching TV on lonesome nights. Then there's my ex-biz partner, may the parole board be turning him down now. He was computer illiterate but he'd have dozens of women for his annual cross country motorcycle run. He got their addresses out of magazines with ads for women who wanted to write prison inmates. He'd stop at the places they lived over a wildly zigzaging course from Pensacola, Florida to Sturgis, South Dakota. He had no real plans to date any of them. All he wanted is a series of one night stands. Once a year he went to a motorcycle rally in Sturgis, leaving a trail of freaked out women behind him. He'd rape and assault (or was that assault first, rape second -- I forget) them before leaving for the next woman, next town. It's why I hope the patrol board keeps turning him down. I had to mention Gary's trail of one night stands after you'd mentioned once a year you visited Match.com. Once a year, Gary went to Sturgis driving drunk and chugging beer all the way for ~14,000 miles round trip. The guy was a psychotic alcoholic with poor personal hygiene. There ought be a screen play written about his annual trip. He was a good subject for a college level creative writing paper. I got an A+. He was an unforgettable guy I ought to forget.

Congratulations to @scurry on making it to level 8.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Don't forget to celebrate by sending all the moderators dick pics.

Let's Talk About Niche Gaming Systems.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Oh, it has a special market group.

Our kids are so great at bringing joy (& tears).

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 4, 2019:

I used to substitute teach on the bad side of town, the land of future felons of America. One time a kid confronted me, calling me a fat asshole. "I'm not fat," I claimed, "I'm fluffy." By the end of the day I was known throughout the school as Mr. Fluffy. For the rest of the year, all the students called me Mr. Fluffy. Ah's a legend at Pensacola's Brownsville Junior High School. I was one of the few substitute teachers that kept showing up and handling the kids. Mr. Fluffy is tough.

No smoking while hosting a tape worm

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Tape worms have a nervous system? Things I learn in here.

Woof woof sigh

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 4, 2019:

The written word is thus passed on.

Trump finally picked his 2020 campaign song... [youtube.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Spike Jones and his city slickers, no less.

My great aunt has officially gotten so bad she doesn't remember me or my brother.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 3, 2019:

A true pyramid scheme doesn't have any product sales associated with it. What looks identical to it is companies that stress you sell dealerships *instead* of the product. Companies like Amway, Mary Kay, etc. look like pyramid but they do sell wildly inflated products because of layers of dealerships in a pyramid like scheme.