My granddaughter got herself a pen pal in Scotland after meeting in some role playing game which ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Oh hecky durn. I'm a plastic person. None of the real person for me.

Hi everyone.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 3, 2019:

I have my own camping group when I was assigned to manage another related group. Reason: I had the highest rating when it came to posting when the related group manger quit. I joined because I'm interested in collecting postcards.

For a bunch of people who wanted a penpal.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 3, 2019:

If'n we're all texting and mailing stuff, you wouldn't hear from any of us.

Hi I'm new to the group would love up pentele or text buddy to make my days a little bit easier

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 3, 2019:

I just joined also but I don't know what "pentele" means. Snail mail? I can do that as long as it isn't overseas. Snail mail overseas is over three times more expensive than domestic mail, takes up a month to six weeks to arrive and is more prone to get lost in lost, especially if it's going to Africa. I love to do e-mail and swap postcards.

Gotta love the Brit Whit.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Trump will claim that's the size of his dick.

The last resort

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 3, 2019:

I've rented apartments to women like that.

We have all experienced hurt from hurtful people and it can be difficult to meet frowns with smiles ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Start the day with a smile and get it over with.

Sorry guys but this really made me laugh. Lol

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 3, 2019:

I haven't slept with enough guys to offer a valid opinion. However, I slept with enough women to know they are experts at taking the blanket with one good turn. One gal brought her own tent because sex was one thing but sleep was personal.

Nair the hair.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Oh...His Sunday best going to town hog washers.

Looks like I am going to be changing my status.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 3, 2019:

>she is a lot like most of us agnostic Over 40 and whinny?

“You are not controlling the storm, and you are not lost in it. You are the storm.” Sam Harris

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 3, 2019:

I think I'm going to rain.

No, don't leave. I like chipotle.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 2, 2019:

I've been missing out. I've never been to chipotle. Is it worth the blow job?

I have gravity issues: I’m always dropping things, knocking things over, ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 2, 2019:

After my second stroke, I became amazingly clumsy. The fun part is dropping knives off my work surface. At least I know the cause of the problem.

I’ve been trying to get in touch with my feminine side… she won’t talk to me right now.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Third star to the right. Fly on until morning.

I’ve never had a pet, but I had a roommate who owned a black cat named Pixie.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 2, 2019:

I boarded my cat, Percy, this weekend. You wouldn't guess how insecure he's feeling now. He's following me around, demanding love. Is that what happens with straight married couples?

I went out for the first time.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 2, 2019:

>If I wanted to date seriously . . . Whoa! I've never done that. Until I got married, I dated for recreation and **good times.** I'd tell you more but *Letters to Cosmopolitan* owns the rights. ;-)

This is a thing!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 2, 2019:

I wonder if they'd sell me one at Wally Mart.

The Navys newest ship!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 2, 2019:

The little tug that couldn't. Real navy tugs come with fire fighting gear.

Got to be strong.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Sometimes I ponder the proverb that all problems can be solve with explosives.

I went out for the first time.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 2, 2019:

>I know I lean on the younger side of the members here . . . . Us dirty old men aren't comfortable with that. We're **so** much happier when 20 year old women paw and grab us. Why we got to go to the Philippines for that. >You can't even hear a thing at bars. Not at my favorite bars. They're craft beer bars. They tend to draw the yuppie crowd and don't have band night. The yuppie women become far more comfortable when I mention right away that I'm married, although I often come in alone because Petunia doesn't like to hang out a bars. She's unwilling to hang out at coffee houses (i.e. Starbucks). Mostly you want a date, you got to look outside the "traditional" venues such as bars. Strike up conversations with people waiting in line, join a political or charity group, go bowling and see if the league members want you, take community education classes and be outgoing with people in public situations. # Meet people, not dates. The new people will introduce you to people who want to date. On line dating is the pits unless you have unlimited travel funds.

Good Morning All.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 2, 2019:

If you leave cardboard boxes out in the rain until they turn into near mush, it makes it easier to crush them into yard bags prior to going to the dump. Oddly nobody wants to call the dump the dump. Here they can't even stand to call it the landfill. Instead it comes with the baffling term "manned conveyance station."

Name something...... mine is a dehumidifier.🤪

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 2, 2019:

On a **regular** basis, that is our aging freezer and two refrigerators.

Welp. That would do it.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 2, 2019:

My ancestors never missed work but most of them were either doing mindless brutal work or preaching to the masses. There are only two other relatives in my family that got a college degree.

A white horse walks into a bar, the barman says, thats a coincidence, we have a whiskey on the shelf...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 2, 2019:

The variation I heard on that joke is a grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "We have a drink named after you." Need we take it any further than that?

For those interested in the Mueller report (I don't know if anyone else has mentioned this) I found ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 2, 2019:

400 pages will take about 40 hours to listen to.

My siblings and I used to love playing barefoot outside, when we were kids, growing up in the Middle...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 2, 2019:

We'un's in Dixie have sweetbrier that's green razor wire. Growing up, barefoot meant the fastest way to find broken glass and dog shit. Nature is a mother.

Has this ever happened to you?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 2, 2019:

I'm more prone to going to the land of "If you loved me you would [insert regularly changing demand or condition here]." I always reply "Love has no conditions" and tell her to leave me alone.

If I haven't offended you yet hang in there I will get to you sooner or later...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 2, 2019:

About par for the course for these parts.

Just a reminder: in a 2016 article, Franklin Graham calls for school boards to be dominated be ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 2, 2019:

I grew up going to public schools with the daily prayer and the idol worship of the flag pledge. T'ain't nothing new to me. We'un's all crazy in the states. Let's all go indiscriminately bomb the heathens somewhere we'un's we can't find on a map.

Hey guys, before I came on this site I am a hundred % believer, as the time goes by and read most of...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 2, 2019:

I'm living in the Bible belt of southeastern United States, also known as Dixie. In my little region of the South Carolina, next to a mountain chain, they're absolutely nuts when it comes to Christian religious sects. Largely, they're Southern Baptists a group so strict they ban drinking, card playing and the unholy sin of **dancing.** I moved here for mountain backpacking and to get away from something called hurricane season in Florida. Didn't know they'd put sign posts on telephone poles with the word **repent** on them. When the locals start cranking up the religion pitch to me, I fire back my militant atheism at them. It makes them hang their heads in shame they ever brought up the topic. I come here to get away from the locals. Welcome to our not so mighty clan.

Nice hike down favorite path.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 1, 2019:

You got some good shots. The catch with getting better shots is to take a **lot** of pictures and weed out the ones that didn't come our so well. Loved the swans.

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WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 1, 2019:

The satanic demon dog on my front porch didn't stop any visiting bible belters at my fabled estate.

GONZO JOURNALISM 😉😉😉 Noun -- Gonzo Journalism is a sub-genre of New Journalism, a style ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Besides Hunter S. Thompson, name another journalist who fits into this group.

The Keeping Tree

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Sounds like a better ending for the book *The Giving Tree.*

What does “beauty” or “desirability” or “attraction” mean to you?

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 31, 2019:

To me the big this is no matter how hot, how horny she is, she **will** open her mouth.

Stolen from f'buck -

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 31, 2019:

There's been times I've consider the cat the future Petunia replacement.

Happy Friday Everyone! What a mishmash! Nothing is simple! Shit Happens like this pic portrays.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 31, 2019:

Ah if you had only listened Click and Clack two decades ago on their NPR show *Car Talk* you'd be hip to mechanics telling you about repairs you don't need. Clack died a couple of years after retirement and the show will be in re-runs until 2034. I'm going to spend the day having Petunia go into high panic because although we started planning our trip, she's been holding off all the insane levels of over packing to the last second. We'll be departing tomorrow. I have to wrestle Percy into his cat carrier and drop him off at the vet. They'll be housing him while we're gone. It'll give him a whole new group of mental problems.

WHINGE.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 31, 2019:

The word "antipodean" was new to me.

Well, he tried.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 31, 2019:

# Yo! It's Friday here. Wild times await!

My new favorite. Help me get to level 6, 54 points to go!

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 31, 2019:

Sniff. You only want me to be the point genie. All this time I thought you wanted me for my pointy quips.

I am so grateful for this group!!! This is the only place where I can truly share my frustrations ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 31, 2019:

I'm looking for the group that hates people who feel they got to spent half their replies saying dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, there's no hope for you.

Help, please! Whoring for points.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 31, 2019:

I had high hopes of getting that t-shirt two weeks ago after I got a message they were sending it. They must have taped it on a turtle and pointed him my way. This weekend I'll be hanging out with Petunia's Aunt Martha. Her husband, the missionary, died this month and if I get that shirt before I blow the pop stand . . . I might be able to skip Petunia's future family reunions. Make a post declaring you go into uncontrollable fits of lust for old guys and have too many bonus mileage points on Delta airlines. That ought to rack up points. Either that or claim Trump will save the country because he's got Jesus in his heart.

If you love something, set it free.....

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 30, 2019:

After you've tripped over it a few times, you pick it up.

What counts as a high crime or misdemeanor for impeachment?

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 30, 2019:

I consider a misdemeanor as a small, petty criminal offense like driving 50 mph in a 35 mph speed limit zone. As a general rule one does not serve jail time for a misdemeanor as long as one pays a fine. That's opposed to high crime where a scofflaw could be sentenced to death or spend extended time in the slammer. Anything between those two extremes is fair game for impeachment.

Just read an an article saying their are now military patches with trumps likeness on it! Wtf?

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 30, 2019:

https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-navy/2019/05/28/navy-probing-patches-worn-during-trumps-wasp-visit/ According to the Navy brass, military uniforms aren't supposed to wear patches supporting politics but are willing to look the other way for Trump.

Just read an an article saying their are now military patches with trumps likeness on it! Wtf?

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 30, 2019:

Were the patches on military uniforms? https://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/28/world/asia/military-patch-trump.html

Couple thoughts on some recent posts about what is sexy, first just want to say that I have enjoyed ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 30, 2019:

It currently works at two levels: physical and mental. The witty physically fit woman with a 1.5 breast to waist ratio seems to be the norm. Must be blemish free or her moles get air brushed out. I've always pondered if it's true that the ideal woman is in her 20's with the aforementioned qualifications that owns the delicatessen downstairs. I'm a sucker for delicatessens.

Strange in deed.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 29, 2019:

If you want to fly, throw yourself at the ground and **miss.**

Anybody else confused!??

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 29, 2019:

Got a pen pal living on the opposite side of the planet (Pakistan) who asked me how many cricket matches do I watch. I explained they don't even put those games on TV here. I've been taking a stab at explaining America to people living abroad for decades. When I took Petunia abroad, she was astonished to find me converting metric to US standard equivalents for her. The gig was because I had pen pals living abroad I'd made a habit of converting our measurements to their standard. Do that a few thousand times and you can get a fair estimate in your head what they're talking about. So there I'd be in our Dutch B&B making coffee in the room when Petunia turned on the weather channel and I'd hear "15 degrees! We're going to freeze to death." "No, no, no" I'd explain. "That means it's 60f. Bring a light jacket when you go outside. It's warming up to 24c." "24! We're going to freeze to death." "No,no, no -- it'll be in the mid-70's by around noon and you'll have to ditch the jacket." A week later, we were exploring April in Paris and she'd stopped panic attacks over the morning weather channel.

So now we know

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 29, 2019:

I've operated under theory alien children abduct humans only to be told "You put that back! We don't know what it's been fucking."

Nearing hurricane season. Time to get the party favors out!

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 29, 2019:

When I lived in Florida, hurricane meant free firewood for the winter.

Here comes the rain again... oh goodie!...

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 29, 2019:

Poshing off the week with no rain, no hope of rain and bake your biscuits in the car.

I will not be pictured as an example.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 29, 2019:

I'm too broad in the beam to be ever have that happen.

Most definitely.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 29, 2019:

Just like friendly fire isn't friendly, common sense isn't common.

New invention fo losing weight. 🤣🤣🤣

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 28, 2019:

It's on par with glutton free vodka.

Good Morning All.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 28, 2019:

1) Back in 2003, I realized it was going to get hotter and the hurricanes, which feed off of heat, were going to get stronger and more destructive. 2) I moved 500 miles (800 kilometers) north next to the mountains. 3) Drought conditions promise to continue now I've planted tomatoes. 4) I'll be heading for the mountains now it's gotten up to 100f (38c). I may return to dead tomatoes.

Which one are you today?

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 28, 2019:

Work 'em 'till they drop or the customers walk out without buying or paying.

I would not be so humane, I would be thinking axe, chainsaw, noose or guillotine but I don’t have ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 28, 2019:

Shoving a liverwurst up his ass and releasing the hounds comes to mind, second only to strapping his crotch over a fire ant mound.

Having sex on a first date doesn't mean she's a whore and having sex after 5 yrs of dating doesn't ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 28, 2019:

>A man who values you will not leave no matter how much he waited or how soon he got it. No matter how wonderful you are, people change often reconsidering what they think of you the unchanging, immutable being that you are. >Having sex on a first date doesn't mean she's a whore. Sometimes it means she's worried you'll run away unless the two of you go at it like minks in heat because she's been **so lonesome.** # True story I had a favorite bar in Pensacola, where I'd take my dates. For a couple of months, every time it was another woman. After two months the bar maid threw herself in my lap because I walked in alone. She wanted me for a date next. As long as I had her in my lap, I thought it might be a good idea. Therefore, I proposed to pick her up at her mother's house for dinner after she got off work. When I did, first item on her agenda was for us to have sex. Of course, I had to get her away from her mom's house first and **then** have sex. Two years later, her mother wanted to give me a blow job. They wanted to join the crowd? I'm still working on that theory. No telling why women decide to start an affair.

A trip worth taking.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 28, 2019:

To find the legendary Shit Creek, you got to go to Alaska. Helps to stop at the paddle store.

The problem.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 27, 2019:

I voted Democratic although I was massively outnumbered here in South Carolina. I did it for the pointless moral superiority of it and that stupid little *I voted* sticker that I put on my briefcase.

Ha ha. Grumpy cat!

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 27, 2019:

Grumpy Cat RIP at age 7; May 17, 2019. Died of urinary tract complications.

Dark humor

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 27, 2019:

You're quoting Dr. Demento.

SUBJECT... I WANT TO GET RICH, SHOULD I OPEN A CHURCH? Go to "Alan McPherson " Facebook.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 27, 2019:

I've seen too many store front churches go belly up to assume starting a church is a sure fire way to wealth.

Out at the refuge again...Just love this place!!!

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 27, 2019:

Ah, the venison ranch.

I’ve made it to California! My car has logged 6,330 miles since April 4.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 27, 2019:

Looks like you and the puppy dog are having fun.

Different companies, different business models.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 27, 2019:

Won't they order more food than the non-stoner?

SVENGALI.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 27, 2019:

I'll put a spell on you, he says.

Just saw the new Space force satire on Public TV by GZeroMedia’s puppet regime. Hilarious !

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 26, 2019:

Let me have the you tube address so I can watch it as well.

for reptilian brains

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 26, 2019:

It's a hoppy toad.

RATIOCINATE/RATIOCINATING - Verb (used without object).

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 26, 2019:

It's good to see an unfamiliar word used in a sentence. A process of ratiocination never troubled the brain of any flat earth defenders.

I came to work to 20 lessons and tests I have to take today between my actual duties.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 25, 2019:

WHEN WAS SOAP INTRODUCED Pre-dates God. However, soap became commonly accessible during the industrial revolution. That's when the animal fats used to make soap became available all year. Otherwise, one needed to wait until late fall when animals were normally slaughtered on the farm.

Eudaimonism (or Eudaemonism or Eudaimonia) is a moral philosophy that defines right action as that ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 25, 2019:

Sounds like pragmatism tempered with hedonism.

Why is that?

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 25, 2019:

This applies if the guy is in a continuing romantic relationship. In one of those things telling her no, means she may follow suit.

I find this funny.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 25, 2019:

Brought to you by Deep Thought.

Who is this kid? lol

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 25, 2019:

The premise is wrong. Grass isn't the **only** thing those animals eat. For example deer eat a variety of food types, including browse (leafy parts of woody plants), forbs (herbaceous broad-leaved plants, including agricultural crops), hard and soft mast (seeds), grass and mushrooms/lichens. Horses want to eat a range of fruits, veggies and grains like oats. See? I know shit.

The second installment from Machu Picchu.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 25, 2019:

Did you buy the coco leaves?

"If you ain't country, you ain't shit" Does that imply.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 25, 2019:

It means the speaker is a smug little shit.

Level 256?

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 25, 2019:

If you were stranger, it'd be Ms. Pacman.

tRump would be a winner… If there were ever a competition for being called the most disparaging,...

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 24, 2019:

According to Trump, he's a "very stable genius." If they feel like they **have to tell you** they're smart, they aren't. They are trying to bamboozle the bystanders who know better. Once a person becomes incredibly intelligent, they also learn how much they **don't know.** This renders them modest. Likewise, ever met a crazy person who says they are crazy? First time someone called me an intellectual, I found myself preparing to argue with them. Before doing that, I paused and considered if I have them fooled this well . . . . . ;-)

Cats or dogs people? im a cat person!

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 24, 2019:

Dogs will bite people they don't know. Sorry 'bout that Uncle Joe. Cats will run from people they don't know. Where'd he go Uncle Joe? Dogs will jump on their owners to say "*Love me! Love me!"* Cats will stroll up to their owners **when they feel like it** as if to say "You *may* pet me now."

Cats or dogs people? im a cat person!

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 24, 2019:

Cats kill vermin. A dog will ignore a mouse. I've had cats that would dig up mole crickets, kill snakes, eat large cockroaches, leap wildly in the air trying to swat moths . . . . They are killers and they'll torture any mouse they happen find. Dogs might bark at vermin, thinking that'll impress 'em. While a person *can* walk a cat, they don't need it. Show them a sand box and they'll figure it out. Dogs take a while to get house broken and it's common for them to forget.

Lovely tunes

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 24, 2019:

Percy, my Tom cat, has a perch that over looks the bird feeder. He looks out the window and there they are -- kicking each other off the bird feeder.

The theory of evolution...

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 24, 2019:

Not that simple for the road to bipedalism.

"Climbers" dying on Everest while waiting in line.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 24, 2019:

Last I'd heard the trail is littered with corpses which serve as land marks.

Meme for Bill. ... I miss Bill.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 23, 2019:

Bill the cat? Awwwkkkk!

[newyorker.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 23, 2019:

Sounds about right: *Trump added that he has stopped receiving intelligence briefings at the White House, arguing, “I can do my job without any intelligence whatsoever.” *He said that he has chosen, instead, to seek advice from his son-in-law, Jared Kushner, and from his elder children, Ivanka, Eric, and Donald, Jr. “You won’t find a trace of intelligence in anything they say,” he boasted. *At a briefing for the White House press corps, the President’s press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, denied that Trump’s war on intelligence was a new development. “Intelligence has never played a role in Donald Trump’s life,” she said.

Literally any takers. I'm not picky.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 23, 2019:

Considering how close it is to the hurricane season it is, you shouldn't have any trouble disappearing especially if we take my canoe.

Hello from Machu Picchu.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 23, 2019:

After watching a video on the Inca Trail to Machu Picchu, I'd would have taken the train as well.

Define irony

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 23, 2019:

Example:

Who wants a signed copy?

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 23, 2019:

There's an unconfirmed story that a bible signed by Donald Trump was found in the ruins of Nortre Dame's steeple.

Fun at Disneyland!

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 23, 2019:

Golly.

I enjoy collecting stringed instruments. What other interesting collections are out there?

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 23, 2019:

I can't go anywhere with Petunia without her bringing back a coffee mug. When we were in Holland and space in the luggage was limited, she waited until we were in Helen, Georgia to visit a shop that specialized in all things Dutch and she bought additional souvenir Dutch coffee mugs. We went to New Orleans and bought our souvenir coffee mugs at a local second hand thrift store. Latest coffee mug purchase says "True love: me, you and the cat; the purrfect relationship." She's not that crazy about Percy, our Tom cat. Another recent purchase says "I love you like no otter" with a picture of a pair of otters on it. It's for our **future** trip to Peaks of Otter, Virgina next month. Of course there's the Christmas cup mugs that filled up our curiosity hutch and souvenir coffee mugs to places we haven't been.

If you won 50 million in Euros, Pounds or US Dollars how would you spend it?

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 23, 2019:

Open a Swiss account and buy money management funds.

At the Arenal volcano yesterday these 4 guys almost threw me in, then they found out I’m not a ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 23, 2019:

Three of them looked like they crawled up the mountain.

Was it still in operation? [nationalgeographic.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 23, 2019:

< raises eyebrow> You were expecting it to be pressed into service as a Windjammer cruise?

Volcano pictures! Hopefully I’ll get this posted before my battery dies.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 22, 2019:

Your first pictures remind me of two hikes to Look Rock on the western side of the Smokey Mountain National Park. Both times it was a case of "Look! We can't see anything because of the fog."

Folks, let's please try to avoid claims that have been verified by places like Snopes as being ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 22, 2019:

At least have a source that backs your meme's claim that Trump son's keeps asking "Did you get it my ass yet, dad?" I've seen too many memes that claims Trump gives blow jobs to Putin, as if he walks out of private meeting with juicy jaws, stains on his jacket. When it's largely let's call Trump names memes, it gets tiring.

Donald Trump's current burst of behavior -- the absolute refusal to allow testimony or documents to ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 22, 2019:

I'd like to welcome you to the US. Here the major point about going to jail is *can you afford a lawyer?* If you've got the money, you can delay going to jail anywhere from years to decades. The best we can expect from the millions of dollars worth of well documented proof Trump should be in jail is to get him unemployed.

If Christian dogma is to be taken seriously, then we are made to believe that God is a ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 22, 2019:

For shooting to level 20 with a bullet, defend gun control for hot chicks who need an abortion because who'd lay pipe on anything over 30? Once in a while start a post that all lesbianism needs to be cured is a federal requirement for them to do the donkey act twice nightly. Watch animal rights people to come out of the wood works. Tell the Aussies they can't stay there if they aren't limp wrist drag queens and Sheba is looking fruitlessly for someone there that doesn't have tiny limp dick. Tell the gringos they're Nazi bastards for Jezzzusss. **Super important: ** feed the administrators and moderators flattering remarks. Once in a while, toss 'em boxes of Cracker Jack. Shamelessly plug your new site *be a man and join the Klan* on everyone else's web site, especially Feline Fanatics. Offer to send dick pics to the Brits for educational purposes. Reply to everyone.