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This is an interesting article about Millenial loneliness, although the points it makes are pretty ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 15, 2019:
First, Millenials don't exist. See my cited source at the bottom of my response. @penlop your link makes some good points. Social media gives one the *illusion* of friendship. Over 90% of the people a person meets on line they'll will never meet in person, possibly because social media is a way to **avoid** meeting people. In gringo land, people move about every three years. It takes time to cultivate friends. Once you've moved more than an hour's drive away from them, they are willing to forget you. Once I've moved, I make a point to send them postcards (it's rare for them to send a postcard **back**) so they won't forget. Long distant phone calls are cheap so I'll give them a voice call on alternate full moons. Not a text message -- they're more prone to ignore that because GENERALLY people hate to write.
Cheeeeeese
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 15, 2019:
Um, there's been a poll. You've heard of the trite and worn expression "A face only a mother could love"? Even the mothers don't like this one. Give those mothers a gun and they'd blow his face right off. Yes, I know too many mothers: big ugly tattooed ones riding motorcycles, the ones with the name of their bail bondsman on the back of their jacket. They buy me drinks to get my shady fiscal advice. So if you ever see a big, burly seedy guy that shouldn't have a credit card using plastic, he bought me a round of drinks.
Went out by myself tonight. I met a guy at the pre-bar and we exchanged numbers. I had an extra ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 15, 2019:
What's a "pre-bar"?
When is this shit ever going to end already!!!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 15, 2019:
I live in South Carolina. Haven't seen any this year. When I moved here from Florida, I brought my weather with me.
Is anyone awake and up for chat? [2:15am CST]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 15, 2019:
I've been looking for a discussion on internal politics within third world countries. Could you keep up? Tell me what you know about the presidential status in Pakistan. Are they still rioting?
Unsee this! Lol
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 15, 2019:
Defies classification.
Donut Earth! Wonder who these Einstein​s voted for. One his supporters posted this on FB. Here's ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 15, 2019:
Not worth visiting.
I think I grew a pair of balls today. I dropped the TL off at the dealership and none of the ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 14, 2019:
My sweaty paws rubbed off all print on the print on my six speed manual shift on the pickup truck. Abandon all hope ye who plan to drive away.
To the Hitch.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 14, 2019:
They're more likely to do more to your buns than that.
Give me credit for trying though! [youtu.be]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 14, 2019:
Nothing like a moldie oldie to make me feel ancient.
I share with you the head of a Christian. Happy Valentine's day, though the man himself looks a bit ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 14, 2019:
Is that flowers in his hair?
Music has the power to make us smile. And bring us to all types of tears. It can carry us back in ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 14, 2019:
My late drinking partner was so bad at guitar, he was only invited to jam with the band when they needed to clear out the night club.
The most searched pornhub term by State.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 14, 2019:
Goth hospital? I'm in awe.
Can you imagine being such a terrible person in thought deed and word that you can't even get one ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 14, 2019:
If it's **just** share a dinner, I can throw a dinner party any time. A romantic dinner is a different issue.
Expert flirting
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 14, 2019:
I forget. Which part of a chicken is a nugget?
Good morning all! Happy Valentine's Day! Frankie reminded me this morning to keep my day free ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 14, 2019:
> . . . and that neither one of us will have to cook dinner today.... Woohoo! Taco Belle awaits!
Happy Valentine's Day! Hope you all find your heart's desire.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 14, 2019:
Mine heart's desire is a sex starved twenty year old blond who owns the deli downstairs. Meh. Like that's going to happen.
This is why you have kids when you are young
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 14, 2019:
There are times that duct taping children to the shower starts to sound *good.*
With Valentine's day an hour or so away, I thought I'd give my thoughts. In my opinion ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 14, 2019:
I had to remind Petunia that when I get up early (4:30 a.m.) fixed a pot of coffee, baked her breakfast, refilled her coffee, put away her clothes that I washed yesterday, packed her lunch, scraped ice off her car's wind shield, put a mug of coffee in the car's cup holder while she watched television in her recliner, that's love. I could have slept in. I've been deathly ill. Most of last night I was coughing up thick globs of flem and blowing my raw runny nose. "Where's my chocolate? This is a card?" she screamed. "You could have planned ahead."
you work at the zoo
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 14, 2019:
Last time I used that line the reply was "Oh, you big ape."
Ladybaby...jus' cuz [youtu.be]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 14, 2019:
I got to start linking space music to this group.
Kids say the darndest things!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 14, 2019:
Let us not speak of who the family pet services, discount rates and all . . . . Lassie come home!
Release that pressure
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 14, 2019:
If it's a **good** massage, they go to sleep on 'ya.
Happy Valentine's Day On February 14around the year 278A.D., Valentine, a holy priest in Rome in...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 14, 2019:
**Prior to that** it was the start of a Roman fertility orgy. Orgy. Orgy. Orgy. Orgy. Orgy. Orgy. Orgy. Orgy. Orgy. Orgy. Orgy. Orgy. Orgy. Orgy. Orgy. Orgy. Orgy. Do your part. :-)
Posted in Love & Relationships, a member recently asked the question, "Which sex tends to be more ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 13, 2019:
The "bend over and smile" from of romance is short lived.
Kidz......
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 13, 2019:
Break this rule:
Wait for it... 'Piss artist' Andres Serrano buys Trump's wedding cake [theartnewspaper.com]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 13, 2019:
No specific plans to use it are mentioned.
For the V-Day Haters
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 13, 2019:
Percy, my tomcat, keeps knocking over the flowers and swats wrapped candy he knocks off onto the floor. Frisky kitty.
{Warning! This is not a meme!!! (LOL!)} I just hit Level 9.5 (600K points)! Kind of a milestone. ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 13, 2019:
Don't put it on your resume.
Something to set the mood.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 13, 2019:
The **reason** for his execution was he was marrying teenage Roman infantrymen. The emperor had ruled teenage boys in the military couldn't be married because would distract them from winning battles.
Biggest crowd.... PT. whatever... [shareblue.com]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 13, 2019:
No shock here. Months afterwards, even with photographic evidence to disprove it, he was claiming he had the largest crowds during his swearing in of any current president.
Sooooo where are the pics? Why were they taken down?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 13, 2019:
**Real answer** if I tell you in a public post, it'll be deleted.
and people wonder why there is an obesity epidemic !!!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 13, 2019:
It tastes **something** like mild cheddar cheese and more importantly it's sliced for easy handling. Petunia keeps buying them because she gets her fake grilled cheese sandwich faster that way. Now you want something scary, let me whip out this spray can and squirt some cheese whiz on a cracker for you. Cheese **whiz**? Is that an image you're comfortable with? There's a block of cheese over there taking a whiz. Let's put it in a can! Make cocktail snacks.
....need....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 13, 2019:
She doesn't want to bump into you.
...kitchens!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 13, 2019:
I am the chief and head bottle washer in this household. Once in a while Petunia thinks she can do better and I always regret it. Prior to me, almost all her meals were nuke'eat or take out.
Yes. Remember.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 13, 2019:
God givith. God taketh away. The name of the Lord is "Indian giver." Now, how many people have I pissed off with THAT comment?
I'm the ostrich.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 13, 2019:
Classification is simplistic mode of political identification.
Come on Noah! Sort yourself out !
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 13, 2019:
Gay lions. One can't tell if the other animals are male as well. It was a gay cruise.
Best florist sign!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 13, 2019:
Picking wild flowers never works. Better to throw chocolate at her while retreating. Not the milk chocolate -- the good stuff from Belgium. Petunia tears up just thinking about Belgium chocolate. Had to take her to Europe so she could try it.
Yep... an anal probe will earn you an ursine VIVISECTION, you alien motherfuckers!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 13, 2019:
They were testing the new eyeliner make up with vivisection.
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WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 13, 2019:
No intelligent life here.
Happy Valentines Day!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 13, 2019:
Worse. I will be passing it on.
What Goes On Inside The Mind Of A Narcissist. Article at link: [powerfulmind.co]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 13, 2019:
The worst liar is one who believes their own lies.
Inspirational af!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 13, 2019:
If I walked a mile in your shoes, I'd be a mile away from you and you'd be barefoot.
Who’s guilty ?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 12, 2019:
I wouldn't know her if she stripped naked and danced the funky monkey. Not that I'd complain. Introductions would be in order. I had to scroll down the comments to get a clue who she is.
Art for the day. Love the colors?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 12, 2019:
Looks like Elkmont, Tennessee on June 7-14 when the fire flies synchronize and start blinking together. It's a mystical event. The nearest campgrounds sell out in the Smoky Mountain National Park.
[dailykos.com] Beto O Rourke in El Paso fighting for asylum seekers - this is what presidential ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 12, 2019:
Will and should are two different questions. My answer is it's too early to call. Whoever can raise the most money is who will win.
Don't expect anything back.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 12, 2019:
It's a little one suitable for small noses.
I Love it When the Coffee Kicks in and I Realize What an Adorable Badass I'm Going to be Today.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 12, 2019:
I've had the Christmas Starbucks experience.
I Love it When the Coffee Kicks in and I Realize What an Adorable Badass I'm Going to be Today.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 12, 2019:
At crack of dawn hung over cats everywhere cry out . . .
Despite the fact that Trump’s advisors are the ones getting locked up, Trump’s supporters ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 12, 2019:
Even Trump has admitted "lock her up" was a hollow campaign promise that he won't fulfill.
This kind of choice I can support
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 12, 2019:
They should be given away freely in any school. It's where a person is likely to meet someone young, single and their age. Formal schooling is where a person is mostly likely to get their ashes hauled. They should start offering them in elementary school. Great fun for the whole family. If you didn't get any in public school, you'll get it in college. True story: while I was attending the University of West Florida, I staggered into the health care clinic for an ear infection. While waiting I noticed they had free rubbers. I told the student nurse the men's free restroom dispenser always stayed empty. She howled with laughter and spread the news to the other nurses, who also thought it was funny. Nobody was shameless enough to walk into the health clinic and ask for rubbers. I walked out of there with the biggest bag of surplus rubbers. From that point on if I got the sniffles, I got a sack of rubbers. Two years after graduation, I ran out of rubbers.
How strong IS your relationship?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 12, 2019:
I'm a two fisted, all fingers engaged, typist. Therefore, I don't use a cell phone to do anything shady. Hunt'n'peck takes me too freaking long. When I stagger into chat rooms, sometimes it's tempting to fix dinner while someone hunts and pecks out a reply to me. I have a low end cheap flip phone, while Petunia has the do every wildly expensive smart phone. We both use computers for our shady stuff. Swapping phones wouldn't do a thing for our relationship, except for Petunia hollowing "Hey, gimme that thing **back.**
Probably won't get this right, either!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 12, 2019:
Eons ago in Destin, Florida, I took a date to a fashion show at very expensive restaurant. The big deal was the restaurant was on the top floor at a beach side hotel. The top floor turned slowly, allowing patrons to view everything for 360 degrees. The second big deal (outside of a jaw dropping bill), was they had fashion models walking between the tables as part of fashion show. They didn't have the outfits in her size. After they told us a little bit about the outfit, they always added the phrase "dry cleanable." Don't they make high fashion clothes I can clean at the river with a rock?
Went fishing...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 12, 2019:
If you could only trust the kid to clean the fish.
I can get behind this
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 12, 2019:
No salt for the drinks? Heathen!
Double standards
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 12, 2019:
Get back to me when the black guys put on white face.
Granny was confused
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 12, 2019:
Inspection required.
Never grow up
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 12, 2019:
Now if I could only stop looking at toys I wish I had at age 11, like the $300 model race car set that takes up half the yard to put together.
I know Andrew Zimmermann (Bizarre Foods) did a special on a road kill food festival in West ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 12, 2019:
Day before I posted my road kill story, I'd been talking a foodie in Tallahassee. She's an old friend who volunteers at a "historical" village. Want to know how to cook with wood stove? She's your gal. She's an expert in foods cooked in the 19th century. Our conversation was about back packing hiking foods. It's grim eats because to keep the weight down in the back it's mostly dried food. No fresh meat. Unless a person crosses the road and finds road kill.
Just thought it funny!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Any direction in a **straight** line. None of those Texas two step moves.
Gomez Addams ??
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 11, 2019:
"Don't torture yourself Gomez. That's my job."
Gomez Addams ??
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Girl Scout to Wednesday Addams: "Want to buy some girl scout cookies?" "Are they **made** with Girl Scouts?"
I know Andrew Zimmermann (Bizarre Foods) did a special on a road kill food festival in West ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 11, 2019:
The reason I posted this was because I spent part of my afternoon chatting with a foodie. She couldn't believe there was a road kill food cook off. I looked it up and gave her the details. Honestly, I think road kill could be a good change on the menu for long distance hikers. Largely they eat gruel like meals high in pasta content.
I love the smell of socially acceptable chemical dependence in the morning. Do you?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Can't cut loose until I've had my juice.
Just one drink with a fox.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 11, 2019:
I've had that happened to me at **home.** Bar bills are too sobering.
Making the world safe for Mickey D's
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Every time I strike up a conversation with someone in the Middle East, they bring this up. Whatever happened to Coke Cola imperialism?
How one might like to respond to others.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Yell "idealistic bull twinkies" if you disagree and keep it to yourself.
What the fuss is about
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 11, 2019:
You're not from around here, are you boy?
Aliens don’t want to talk to us anyway
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 10, 2019:
Story of religion: If you don't know what it is all about -- make up a story. If they buy it, tell 'em what to do for you.
Hope you like to cook!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 10, 2019:
I had a cat that dug up mole crickets.
Who do you want to spend Valentine's Day with?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 10, 2019:
Petunia doesn't approve of committee gathering on Valentine's Day, regardless how many cards I get.
Well, did a physician really just predict the future, or did is it just another lie dictated by ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 10, 2019:
**If** we'un's say anything different, we'un's getting fired.
The US of the South -Build wall here.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 10, 2019:
The citizens of Dixie tried it already. The great white north couldn't live without us.
karma can be a ....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 10, 2019:
Your karma, my dogma.
Intermission...(by request)
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 10, 2019:
I've been so unfortunate. I've had more than my share of wild, lusty affairs with models. I've never had one that **wanted** to walk around in high heels and guarder belts around the house.
Fancy bumping into YOU here.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 10, 2019:
The early Egyptians who recorded **everything in stone** didn't mention Moses. The travel time between the two countries for a backpacker is two weeks.
I have dogs, she has cats,...............I am not fond of cats, and have actually had dogs that ate ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 10, 2019:
**Abandon all hope.** Dogs are for people who have a frantic unquestioned need for friendship. There's no question your dog loves you. It will run up to you, lick your face, amazingly happy to see you again. You can kick it across the yard and it will **still love you.** In return, you get to clean up after it relieves itself because it forgot house training and you'll need to take it for walks. While you're walking it, it might want to attack the MILF in the neighborhood during her afternoon stroll. It will protect you from strangers you want to meet as well as the ones you'd like to avoid. Cat wants to think about loving you. They **might** wander over, rub your shins or they might just hog their place in the sun. Sometimes, at its choice, it may let you show your affection. Show it a maintained sandbox and you won't have to pick up cat turds. Take it outside and it'll bury its wastes. At worse, a cat will annoy the MILF when she drops over for cocktails. The payoff for the cat owner is it keeps vermin at bay. It will be hiding when the burglar breaks in. Likewise the emotional differences between cat lovers and dog lovers are different. You have seen the line in the sand. Cross it at your peril.
Butte County is glowing green after the fire. Most of this canyon burned hot. [facebook.com]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 9, 2019:
Rising from the ashes first: pine trees.
Why is it that nearly all of the ladies who show up with high compatibility scores for me are in ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 9, 2019:
It's that way for me as well: they are all way, way OVER THERE. Often in some other country. Eastern Europe awaits! I used to belong to a failing social media (they changed ownership several times before I left) that would let me zero down all the posters in my zip code. They were all black lesbians. Not the group that would hang out with me.
Breakfast down on Fleet Street
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 9, 2019:
As long as you didn't turn the oven **on.**
You wanna take a dip in the pool?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 9, 2019:
You guys DO know it's February?
I've been told by friends that I'm the most militant atheist they know. All the while I'm thinking, ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 9, 2019:
I don't preach atheism at random strangers. However, once the outwardly religious start preaching at me they're fair game .
Sorry I've been away but I'm back just as angry and anti-Trump administration. Congrats to this ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 9, 2019:
I'm a monarchist, thanks. Trump is an example why you shouldn't let people vote.
The King got Rooked out of his Castle by the Bishop last Knight
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 9, 2019:
In chess, the white folks always start the trouble.
Me in those rare LTRs
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 9, 2019:
Women with curves are forever breaking in and shaming me for looking at nacelles.
Me too often
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 9, 2019:
Who's the green woman?
Is his IQ even that high?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 9, 2019:
One communications professor said Trump sounds what a person would expect in an age that was on the edge of speech. They haven't quite gotten the written part down, the syntax is shaky . . .
Honolulu...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 9, 2019:
If she's got an elaborate hairdo in place, why would she go swimming?
Breadstick
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 9, 2019:
No thanks.
Pretty faces .... That's this weeks scavenger hunt.... Just the face....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 8, 2019:
Grabbing a face to go.
This is my brand of "sexy": understated, and oh, so suggestive. (No shade to anyone else's tastes; ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 8, 2019:
I want a bigger bath tub with a short woman willing to share the bathwater. I want one with bear claw feet -- the bathtub, that is. First, I got to get a bigger bathroom.
I don't know who she is, but it's a rather cute rope bondage picture.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 8, 2019:
More like fun with duct tape. If a person was into B&D, I'd think first they'd take off her clothes. More hide! Less dress!
AAAAAND I'm in a timeout.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 8, 2019:
Afterwards, he'll go back to writing for Breitbart and the National Enquirer.
Keep it up..
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 8, 2019:
Someone already stole the chair for the desk.
The truth about General Motors. This is the best auto channel on YouTube. Scotty Kilmer has ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 8, 2019:
While he has valid points, his delivery is so over the top I'm thinking it's his first six pack of the day.
Maybe things are looking up
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 8, 2019:
Judges are less prone to be draconian if you're sharply dressed. It sends a message to them that you respect the court. However as @bookofmoron, points out it doesn't automatically assure a light hand.
My daughter expressed some interest in spaghetti. I made her some for our evening meal I used ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 7, 2019:
Did you use a pasta machine?
I love this dress ... Supergirls cape lol... How do you like it?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 7, 2019:
A cape hangs off the shoulders. This place is getting more like Women's Wear Monthly.
This has been making the rounds round social media today. And it's true!!!! The tornado siren last ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 7, 2019:
Here it's warm (80f) and the sun is shinning. I'm staying indoors coughing up slime and blowing my nose.