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If Christian dogma is to be taken seriously, then we are made to believe that God is a ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 22, 2019:

For shooting to level 20 with a bullet, defend gun control for hot chicks who need an abortion because who'd lay pipe on anything over 30? Once in a while start a post that all lesbianism needs to be cured is a federal requirement for them to do the donkey act twice nightly. Watch animal rights people to come out of the wood works. Tell the Aussies they can't stay there if they aren't limp wrist drag queens and Sheba is looking fruitlessly for someone there that doesn't have tiny limp dick. Tell the gringos they're Nazi bastards for Jezzzusss. **Super important: ** feed the administrators and moderators flattering remarks. Once in a while, toss 'em boxes of Cracker Jack. Shamelessly plug your new site *be a man and join the Klan* on everyone else's web site, especially Feline Fanatics. Offer to send dick pics to the Brits for educational purposes. Reply to everyone.

It doesn't fit very well

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 22, 2019:

The supervisor has been changed to the mid-life crisis division.

A few morning Woofs.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 22, 2019:

Yea. Sure. I'm going for the double points as a pointless excuse.

Trump’s troubling response to “lock them up!” chants during his Pennsylvania rally [vox.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 22, 2019:

>Parhetic. I suspect few Trump supporters watch the evening news. One of the most mind boggling things I ever ran across was when given a choice between Wheel of Fortune and the evening news, most Americans voted for Wheel of Fortune. Thus my guess most of them don't know anything about current events, including that Trump abandoned the "lock 'em up" campaign promise years ago. We'un's a nation of dumb shits, don't 'ya know? Worse, dumb shits vote.

Trump’s troubling response to “lock them up!” chants during his Pennsylvania rally [vox.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 22, 2019:

Bring the monarchy back, we'un's tired of electing you whos!

...I ...Am.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 22, 2019:

Don't talk to me until I've had my first steaming hot eight ounce mug of espresso. Until then, I'm operating on lizard brains. Once the caffeine kicks in, I'm operating on mammal brains.

Improvise, adapt, overcome!

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 22, 2019:

Shortly thereafter, a meaty paw slams the desk and the cry "I'd rather have a dead kid than one with damaged brain" is heard through the land.

Burn it all.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 22, 2019:

Bad bunny!

NECROMANCER .

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 22, 2019:

The word origin suggests one requires a corpse to do hoo doo, that voodoo, that I love so well. Run down to the funeral home, bring back the dead and I'll put a spell on you.

Just been looking at google maps and realised that from top to bottom of the UK is slightly less ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 22, 2019:

I'm waiting for catchy songs about beach babes on English shores. Surely, they have the equipment to stuff a smoking bikini.

Shhh........

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 21, 2019:

Ah the legendary self draining boot.

Maybe late teen, but that's still pushing it.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 21, 2019:

Daughters. Fudge. I knew I forgot something.

Wow I have to try this diet lol !

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 21, 2019:

She got a tan as well.

How embarrassing

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 21, 2019:

# Old dirty joke Two guys were watching a dog putting on his lip stick. (There'll be a time delay before some you figure out what that means). "I wish I could do that," says one dirty old man. "You can," replied the other guy. "The dog would bite you."

MARMALISE.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 21, 2019:

> . . . British slang . . . . . That explains why I haven't hear of it before. People from England aren't brave enough to visit my little burg in the backwaters. If they're not serving Earl Gray, they won't visit. Once served iced orange Peako tea with enough sweeter to be an option for pancake syrup, their rectal regions slam shut and we have to deport them quickly before their breath starts to peel the wall paper. That's why their state department put us on the "do not visit" list: too many of them came back and peeled the wallpaper. Not that I'd mislead anyone, young innocent that I am. ;-)

Stolen off of the Facebook group Sarcasm, It’s not for Everyone.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 21, 2019:

About right.

This trip has been remarkable as far as weather goes.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 21, 2019:

It would have been nice to see titles to these pictures that say where they were taken.

Poltroon -- noun .

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 20, 2019:

Last time I heard this word used it meant one who leads the troops from the rear.

Sounds purrrrfect.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 20, 2019:

Percy, my current Tom cat, refuses to go outside.

[diversityinc.com] Record number of black women to graduate from West Point-34 in fact.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 20, 2019:

I didn't see what percentage that was of the total number of West Point graduates.

Context: the WORST thing you can call an EMT or Paramedic...

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 20, 2019:

As a young man, my grandfather worked **both** as an ambulance driver and the guy who drove the hearse. Back then, people didn't call for an ambulance until someone was a death's door. Understandingly, the funeral homes provided ambulance service for prospective clients. Medical science has advanced considerably since then. One can no longer get an ambulance ride out of the funeral home.

[alternet.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 20, 2019:

Another page that wouldn't property re-direct for me from alternet. Frankly, I can understand the reluctance of GOP members to support the overthrow of their **official** party chieftain. It would mean a serious overall decline of GOP power.

American voters must be embarrassed having a President who sabre rattles with foreign powers on ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 20, 2019:

When world leaders gather to discuss global problems, Trump is the comic relief. The irony is Trump tries to rally support by claiming the entire world is laughing at the United States. There is a brand of addictive amphetamines (Adderall) used to treat children with attention deficit. According to both his teachers and classmates, Trump was a poor student, a common trait with those with attention deficit even while using the drug. Trump has been known to snort Adderall before giving a speech. When he's sniffs it immediately prior his entire speech, he'll be sniffling during his speech and going into the land of incoherency. His Adderall addiction explains way too much why he has late night tweets and delusions. Long term amphetamine addiction is clearly linked with insanity. In your guts, you know he's nuts.

Going under the knife at 0600 tomorrow.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 20, 2019:

Remember the first command of recovery: demand the good drugs and demand them often.

Days two and three of the trip went by uneventfully:) Long hours in the car, listening to music ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 20, 2019:

I have learned to always stop for the unexpected road side attraction. It gives me an chance to explore new things and use their bathroom. Once that's over there's a new topic for conversation.

A gift for the King of Memes:

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 20, 2019:

French a woman's mind and her body will follow.

Here is to strong women.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 19, 2019:

I married a strong woman but she keeps saying "Could you pick this up for me?"

Apocalypse maybe?

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 19, 2019:

Blank stares are ignored.

Good Sunday Morning.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 19, 2019:

Largely, we've been spending our time looking into a trip to Petunia's aunt (she reserved a motel room today) but spend two days there instead of three. We are including a trip from the northern end of the Blue Ridge Parkway. We've agreed to take camping gear to a Virginia campground, the Peaks of Otter, instead of the nearby Otter campground. The Peaks of Otter has **both** a lodge and a campground. Additionally she's been surfing You Tube for videos on the Blue Ridge Parkway and insisting I watch them. Only one out of twenty was a documentary. The rest were mostly people yattering on about traveling with their girlfriend or pet(s). Largely useless and often poorly filmed. We've yet to find the literature we got from a visitor's center on the Blue Ridge Parkway when we were exploring the southern end of the Parkway. This will be going on for weeks. She can't tolerate my way: drive until dark and then find a place to spend the night. We let the yard work go today while I did her laundry.

[alternet.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 19, 2019:

I couldn't get the link to work, so I looked it up. WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. President Donald Trump has asked for files to be prepared on pardoning several U.S. military members accused of or convicted of war crimes, including one slated to stand trial on charges of shooting unarmed civilians while in Iraq, the New York Times reported on Saturday. Trump requested the immediate preparation of paperwork needed, indicating he is considering pardons for the men around Memorial Day on May 27, the report said, citing two unnamed U.S. officials. Assembling pardon files normally takes months, but the Justice Department has pressed for the work to be completed before that holiday weekend, one of the officials said. One request is for Special Operations Chief Edward Gallagher of the Navy SEALs, scheduled to stand trial in coming weeks on charges of shooting unarmed civilians and killing an enemy captive with a knife while deployed in Iraq.

Congratulations to @BohoHeathen on making it to level 8! Keep it up!

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 19, 2019:

We'll have to get our pictures taken in matching t-shirts, **if they ever arrive.** Meantime we'll run around topless. Onward! Upward!

On the walls of Cologne City Hall, hidden under a larger statue of Archbishop Konrad von Hochstaden,...

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 19, 2019:

"Let's piss 'em off," cried the stone carver.

Something for the guys...if it applies.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 18, 2019:

It's called "fishing"; not catching.

They should remake the Little Rascals with the Supreme Court justices, or maybe they could just do ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 18, 2019:

Put a gun to an American's head and they can't name three Supreme Court justices. They'll die trying to name the chief supreme justice.

Starting the day on your knees

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 18, 2019:

Coffee until it's time for wine.

To Have A Friend, "With Benefits'.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 18, 2019:

World of difference between pampering a gal and doing it **all the time.** Working out things like who does the laundry, is the spare change jar off limits, scrubbing the bathroom, etc., can turn into a disappointment quickly.

Wow, I’m grinning from ear to ear.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 18, 2019:

Keep the pictures coming.

Yeah, those subtle hints can go unnoticed. Best be obvious.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 18, 2019:

It's got all the subtlety of a bulldozer and twice the delicacy.

Who will come?

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 18, 2019:

After 2,000 years, Jim, he's still dead.

So far anyway, but the weekend is just starting..

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 18, 2019:

Hiding the bodies is the hard part.

@OpposingOpposum, @mistymoon77, @altschmerz and @glennlab have all agreed to join our team of ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 18, 2019:

Ah, the handsomely paid moderators.

So true! 👍

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 18, 2019:

How come Bob the Sub geniusdidn't make the cut?

Yeah, that last part...

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 18, 2019:

Thar me buckos be the reason to lock the liquor cabinet.

I just discovered that Trump's judicial picks wouldn't answer the question, was "Brown v board of ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 18, 2019:

Grumpy old man that I am, I disagree. The point of the new abortion laws is to get someone arrested. They'll appeal until it goes to the Supreme Court. Once there, we'll find out if Trump's appointed judges will decide to strike down Roe vs Wade. It's a crap shoot if any law will stand once it hits the Supreme Court. If that's right or not is moral decision. What we need (don't bet the rent) is a constitutional amendment.

I actually missed this group! Hope everyone is doing well!

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 17, 2019:

>Hope everyone is doing well! The state of my health is told with horror and dread, thanks.

I think Jimmy got a bad rep....

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 17, 2019:

I've done enough hiking to have seen signs warning not to molest dangerous animals. My late Florida buddy stole the sign that warned people not to molest the alligators. On my university's board walk through the swamps, the sign was don't molest the snakes. In the Smoky Mountains, it's don't molest the bears. It's never "don't fuck the goats." The goats get heart broken if you don't keep doing it and it keeps you away from the rest of us.

Good Morning Everybody.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 17, 2019:

It's the start of the military vacation season. We'll be comparing notes what to go, what to see, from the north end of the Blue Ridge Parkway (mile zero in Virginia). We've seen the south end from Blowing Rock, North Carolina to Cherokee, NC. The parkway has **no commercial signs** about stuff like motels, gas stations, tourist attractions, etc. We have to take notes about where we can take the turn offs. Complicating things is because of the all the hairpin turns on a ridge running road on the tops of the Blue Ridge Mountains, average speed limit is 35 mph (56 kmp). I'm guessing our average speed (allowing for gas stop, frequent scenic pull offs, meals, etc) will be somewhere around 20 mph. Because we'll be in the mountains, cell phone signals, GPS signals, radio, etc., the electronics will go kapoot often. We'll being doing the planing for most of this month.

borborygmus (N) the sound of rumbling in one's intestines.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 17, 2019:

I'm going to have to remember to spell out the word "Noun" to avoid getting an emotico.

Back when the earth's crust was molten rock and I was a child, I had a favorite joke.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 17, 2019:

That joke is the theological basis of my faith, The Last Temple of the Great Black Muffin Mistress She thinks humans were a mistake and She wants them to leave Her alone.

Cheese saves the day Only if it were that easy

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 17, 2019:

I know, Grommet, we'll have some **cheese.** -- Wallace only guy in the UK who's cheese head. Disagreeable cusses need provide examples.

stop ringing the damn bell already

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 17, 2019:

Cats are smarter than dogs. You'll never see 12 cats pulling a sled through the snow.

The road to success.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 17, 2019:

Low bridge. Everybody down.

I'm curious to know if some of you can't help themselves saying " Thank God" or Oh my God", even ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 16, 2019:

When dropping a can on my foot in the supermarket, I hear the guilty by standers snicker when I say "Fudge sickles!" or same sounding oaths. Just naughty enough for them say "Huh?" Took me a life time to get out of the habits of the more common oaths like saying "thank God" for jalopenaia!

A ticket to the moon?

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 16, 2019:

"You have elected you **last** president." Micheal Moore.

Well I'm off to see the world between Flagstaff and Las Vegas, 4 hour trip shouldn't take more than ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 16, 2019:

"Don't drink and drive. You'll hit a bump and spill the whole dang thing." -- Dean Martin.

Just a reminder. This is a tRump war with Iran will end for all of us

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 16, 2019:

"T'ain't gonna be no nuclear war. Too much real estate involved." -- Frank Zappa. Last count I heard (meaning it's sure to be more now) 22 countries have the bomb. Only we've ever dropped a couple of nukes on anyone in 1945, 74 years ago. Frank sounds like he hit the nail on the head.

Abortion illegal in Alabama! We're heading toward theocracy, hell on Earth.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 16, 2019:

@Aristopus The criminalization of weed has a lot to do with theocracy because right-wing Christians that made the law didn't want the public feeling human and thinking analytically. Naw. It was the brewers and distillers lobby that was **originally** responsible for the criminalization of drugs. Before drugs such as heroin and marijuana were outlawed it was cheaper to stay stoned than drunk. Some drugs were tied in with ethnic/racial groups to make it more popular to outlaw them. We'un's got to outlaw cocaine for those black guys and outlaw marijuana for the Mexicans, don't 'ya know? The history of drugs in gringo land is mostly a rich tale of big bucks in actio

Banshee (N); An attractive female ghost who announces a death in the family by screaming moans and ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 16, 2019:

In Ireland it's a well known word. In the US you'll get blank stares.

This world ha

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 16, 2019:

Reminds me of an old blues line "Nobody loves me 'cept my mother and she could be jiving me too."

I’m one and a half months into my 15-month trip across the US, and I’ve met some amazing men.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 16, 2019:

Haven't you posted this before?

Shameless point whoring because I am 13 points from level 9.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 16, 2019:

Once you get there, will there be cookies and milk?

I have been watching the Outer limits.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 16, 2019:

Voted most likely to time travel, class of 4810.

Today has been a travel day, 1100 miles in 16.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 16, 2019:

Buy any postcards?

I’m one and a half months into my 15-month trip across the US, and I’ve met some amazing men.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 16, 2019:

> . . . and others married to women I’ll never know. Petunia might run you off with a broom. Darken my door step and we'll find out.

It’s raining on a sunny day

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 15, 2019:

# 🤮🤮🤮🤮

Seems accutate.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 15, 2019:

Another reason Petunia says she won't let me have another cat.

benighted adjective 1.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 15, 2019:

# 1 Sounds like most of the internet.

GARRULOUS.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 15, 2019:

When people complain about my long winded replies, I tell them I'm suffering from terminal verbosity.

You may be a dickfore if you ask.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 15, 2019:

Yawn. Right up there with how do you keep an idiot in suspense?

One for my florida peeps

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 15, 2019:

A section of the highway is known as the dead zone because of the high accident rate. It's supposed to be haunted as well because of damage to missing graves. See: http://www.weirdus.com/states/florida/road_less_traveled/route_4_dead_zone/index.php

Been riding the waves of emotions the last few days, feeling strong again and so I made myself an ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 15, 2019:

Call up a touchee feelee woman and tell her I'm feeling lonesome and need to share my triple Dutch chocolate ice cream before I eat the whole thing.

Yeah, that's pretty suspicious.