First thing in the morning, my brains are barely functioning.

Stephanie99 comments on Oct 7, 2019:

Too funny. I'm up this morning with only a few hours of sleep and can definitely relate.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 7, 2019:

Here, have a some espresso |_|?

First thing in the morning, my brains are barely functioning.

Bobbyzen comments on Oct 7, 2019:

I used to set my coffee maker the night before and had it on auto-program to brew at 6 am. It would be ready when my alarm woke me. Then I got lazy. Now I make it in the morning and make mistakes—sometimes I scoop the coffee into the water repository, or pour the water directly over the coffee. ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 7, 2019:

One of my friends told me they'd discovered every possible way to ruin coffee. Bet he didn't try my way.

First thing in the morning, my brains are barely functioning.

TheDoubter comments on Oct 7, 2019:

one small slip can change everything

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 7, 2019:

I ought to have put the coffee syrup in the hummingbird feeders and watched them kick into warp drive.

BACCHANALIAN.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 7, 2019:

## Hmm...no source given. It has become the custom of the people. 😎😎😎😎 He was more than the god of good times. He was . . . '. . . .the Roman god of agriculture, wine and fertility, equivalent to the Greek god Dionysus. Dionysius was said to be the last god to join the twelve ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 7, 2019:

@Marionville Some of old goats would check other sources. Wiki merely was more extensive on the subject.

BACCHANALIAN.

Outlier comments on Oct 7, 2019:

I love a good party :)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 7, 2019:

@Marionville Billy goats are famous for ramming their owners with their heads. They can be quite affectionate as well. Petunia had one that she tied to a clothes line that kept jumping over it until he died by hanging.

BACCHANALIAN.

Outlier comments on Oct 7, 2019:

I love a good party :)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 7, 2019:

@Marionville I've been told, possibly mislead, that billy goats try to aim their urine at their beard in order to attract nanny goats. Call him Stinky.

BACCHANALIAN.

Outlier comments on Oct 7, 2019:

I love a good party :)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 7, 2019:

@Marionville > Any thoughts for a name in case nobody claims him? Sunday Dinner. "Stew" comes to mind.

NEOLOGISM--a newly coined word or expression--( I understand we are not supposed to use made up ...

t1nick comments on Oct 6, 2019:

Many of his references come from the Urban Dictionary. It's not a critically reviewed site. But that is the way language evolves. It's often starts in popular culture, then migrates to the larger population. I have no opinion one way or the other regarding his submissions. Some are amusing, but...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 7, 2019:

@Remiforce @t1nick Most of my words come from my cloudy memory. It's one of the reasons I turn skeptical when I hear the phrase "believe me."

BACCHANALIAN.

Outlier comments on Oct 7, 2019:

I love a good party :)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 7, 2019:

I'd rather leave the satyrs at home. Goats tend to be on the stinky side.

NEOLOGISM--a newly coined word or expression--( I understand we are not supposed to use made up ...

t1nick comments on Oct 6, 2019:

Many of his references come from the Urban Dictionary. It's not a critically reviewed site. But that is the way language evolves. It's often starts in popular culture, then migrates to the larger population. I have no opinion one way or the other regarding his submissions. Some are amusing, but...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 7, 2019:

@Marionville >...so you can’t say “nobody” does it.... My fault. I should have said *almost nobody.* One merely need re-read the opening post as one of a host of examples which have become the default standard.

Anachronym (an-ak-ruh-nim) n. Worn-out, outdated abbreviations.

Marionville comments on Oct 6, 2019:

It’s a portmanteau word, the combination of the two words acronym and anachronism...and really has no meaning because the combination of the two words makes absolutely no sense.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 7, 2019:

@Charlene Interesting. A clearly insane woman was suggesting we run off to a state that had legalized it. I would have to take the train back to Seneca when she continues on to Canada.

..........

scurry comments on Oct 6, 2019:

I seem to be rereading Chapter 1 a lot. LOL

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 7, 2019:

I almost can see a first grade primer as a standard for most porno novels in one aspect: repeating phrases with common words. Dick licked Jane's clit.He licked, licked, licked until he started make loud slurping noises on Jane's clit. Slurp, slurp, slurp, Jane moaned "More, more, more." Her cunt went drip, drip, drip as Dick went slurp, slurp, slurp. "I want your cock in my mouth" she cried. "I need your big, long cock now." Dick placed his rigid manhood on her cock hungry lips. Jane licked on the rim of Dick's head. She licked, licked, licked until she started to make loud slurping noises on the rim of Dick's manhood when his pre-come began to drip out. Drip, drip, drip. Slurp, slurp, slurp, as she lowered her lips on to his throbbing cock . . . . Now you take the typical first grade primer of "look Dick look" sentence construction, expand the vocabulary slightly and BINGO! Variations on style and theme vary sometimes including Rex the one trick pony.

Anachronym (an-ak-ruh-nim) n. Worn-out, outdated abbreviations.

Marionville comments on Oct 6, 2019:

It’s a portmanteau word, the combination of the two words acronym and anachronism...and really has no meaning because the combination of the two words makes absolutely no sense.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 6, 2019:

@Charlene I forgot. Has your state legalized recreational marijuana?

Tiny house.

JackPedigo comments on Oct 6, 2019:

I really like the show because it shows a level of creativity. A 'tiny' home can be comfortable and, at the same time, seem larger than it is through creative design.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 6, 2019:

@JackPedigo >What would be interesting would be a program to show where the people who moved into these tiny homes were. They give viewers the **region** but no street address. Many admit that before they got their tiny home, they were living in their van or automobile. Most have "sweat equity" rather than pay for professionals to build their homes, further cutting down costs. I used to have a girl friend who promised me if I bought myself a wooded lot, she'd cut down a few trees and build me a cabin for us to live in. All she needed was an ax. Sounded tempting until I started asking what she knew about wiring and plumbing. I'm overly fond of electricity and hot running water. I wasn't about to live in a corn crib.

Would impeachment be a stain?

Our_existence comments on Oct 6, 2019:

..... and if you believe that, I have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 6, 2019:

First let me show you my water front real estate at low tide. 😇😇😇😇😎😎😎😎💲💲💲💲💲

NEOLOGISM--a newly coined word or expression--( I understand we are not supposed to use made up ...

t1nick comments on Oct 6, 2019:

Many of his references come from the Urban Dictionary. It's not a critically reviewed site. But that is the way language evolves. It's often starts in popular culture, then migrates to the larger population. I have no opinion one way or the other regarding his submissions. Some are amusing, but...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 6, 2019:

@Remiforce Standards? We don't need no stinking standards! Many of the words aren't even in contemporary English usage. They'll whip out Yiddish; 13 century Scottish gibberish; Hindi will do. Boston street slang will do. I stopped citing source material when I realized nobody else was doing it. To me the whole point of hanging out on the internet is to have **fun.** Be sure not to tell anyone, okay?

Tiny house.

JackPedigo comments on Oct 6, 2019:

I really like the show because it shows a level of creativity. A 'tiny' home can be comfortable and, at the same time, seem larger than it is through creative design.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 6, 2019:

@JackPedigo Less space, the faster the floor gets dirty. One time Petunia and I used a third wheel camper so small it was actually for **one person** who needed a place to sleep. The Burro manufacturer claimed two -- possibly midgets. Had to sweep the floor almost hourly.

Tiny house.

slydr68 comments on Oct 6, 2019:

I love tiny houses. I'm a minimalist and don't have a lot of useless stuff to store. But, I'm not going to build one, as so many cities don't allow them. I'm just going to buy and live in an RV. That way I can take it wherever I wish...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 6, 2019:

@Justjoni >I’ve lived without a mix master for 61 years. Possibly because you haven't been tapped to do a ton of baking for large family gathering. That's about the only time they start making sense. Back when I lived in 420 foot house, I was visiting the storage shed for other things as well, including hundreds of feet of electrical cord to push around two acres of falling leaves with the leaf blower, which I also kept stored in the rental shed. If we took long trip anywhere, take a wild guess where the luggage was stored. Of course, Petunia **needs** her 850 pounds of Christmas decorations despite my claims to the contrary. Would you believe we have **five** plastic Christmas trees?

Imagine my shock when I learned there is a Hell, Michigan.

St-Sinner comments on Oct 6, 2019:

Hell is a place where you don't get 7 virgins.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 6, 2019:

I'd be much happier with three sluts on a rotational basis than seven (presumed) women that may be so cranky they're virgins and don't know what they're doing.

It finally arrived!!!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 6, 2019:

## Knowing how much I love that movie, Petunia bought it for me on DVD. She insisted we watch it every Christmas. Eight Christmas ago, it got a little worn out for me. # Shut up, Ralphie! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvMLfSQrHKE

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 6, 2019:

@Charlene, Petunia also bought me a leg lamp night light. A previous cat dashed down the hall at rocket speed, banged into it and destroyed it. It's a major reward!

It finally arrived!!!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 6, 2019:

## Knowing how much I love that movie, Petunia bought it for me on DVD. She insisted we watch it every Christmas. Eight Christmas ago, it got a little worn out for me. # Shut up, Ralphie! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvMLfSQrHKE

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 6, 2019:

@LucyLoohoo You'll shoot your eye out, kid!

Tiny house.

JackPedigo comments on Oct 6, 2019:

I really like the show because it shows a level of creativity. A 'tiny' home can be comfortable and, at the same time, seem larger than it is through creative design.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 6, 2019:

. . . and it gets dirty 18 times faster.

Imagine my shock when I learned there is a Hell, Michigan.

273kelvin comments on Oct 6, 2019:

Early in this site, we had a member from there. I thought that she was joking till I googled it

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 6, 2019:

Has there ever been a member in here from Love, Tennessee? Believe it or shove it, I got seriously lost one time and drove through Paris, Tennessee, climbed to the summit of Paris Mountain, South Carolina **before** going to Paris, France. The French version was nothing like the knock offs. Now for something totally unrelated:

Tiny house.

slydr68 comments on Oct 6, 2019:

I love tiny houses. I'm a minimalist and don't have a lot of useless stuff to store. But, I'm not going to build one, as so many cities don't allow them. I'm just going to buy and live in an RV. That way I can take it wherever I wish...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 6, 2019:

@Justjoni Back in the tiny house era for me it was going to the rental storage building because that wasn't any room to store a mix master in the house.

Entremanure: ahN-truh-mu-nyur n. A high-flyer dealer in fertilizer.

Flowerwall comments on Oct 6, 2019:

This is great!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 6, 2019:

I am trying to remember the name of a comedian. He was the former top manure salesman in Yazoo, Louisianian. His prime topic was Louisiana Cajuns.

Imagine my shock when I learned there is a Hell, Michigan.

Lorajay comments on Oct 6, 2019:

I drove by hell and Hungary last spring. Hell is the name of their energy drink. Hell factories are bright red with bold black lettering.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 6, 2019:

My late mother took a Caribbean cruise. Knowing how I love to get postcards, she bought one for a small island in the Caribbean called Hell. Additionally, there is a Hell, California. Hell is all over the place.

Anachronym (an-ak-ruh-nim) n. Worn-out, outdated abbreviations.

Marionville comments on Oct 6, 2019:

It’s a portmanteau word, the combination of the two words acronym and anachronism...and really has no meaning because the combination of the two words makes absolutely no sense.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 6, 2019:

@Charlene When it falls off again, can I have it? People call me that all the time. I want to show them one, preferably gripped in giggles, and show them the **real** thing. Why keep people confused if I got one on display?

Anachronym (an-ak-ruh-nim) n. Worn-out, outdated abbreviations.

Marionville comments on Oct 6, 2019:

It’s a portmanteau word, the combination of the two words acronym and anachronism...and really has no meaning because the combination of the two words makes absolutely no sense.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 6, 2019:

@Charlene Oh, you have a fucking ass, it laughs and falls off? Too much information.

Happiness is a choice, not a result! Nothing will make you happy until you choose to be happy.

boatdude87 comments on Oct 6, 2019:

We may not be able to control the circumstances of our life, but in all circumstances we have the power to choose who we will be within that circumstance.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 6, 2019:

You do not have a choice who walks into your life. You have choice who you throw out of your life.

Tiny house.

slydr68 comments on Oct 6, 2019:

I love tiny houses. I'm a minimalist and don't have a lot of useless stuff to store. But, I'm not going to build one, as so many cities don't allow them. I'm just going to buy and live in an RV. That way I can take it wherever I wish...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 6, 2019:

While living a tiny house, it was daily trips to a storage building to get the stuff I needed, like the lawn mower.

It’s interesting to me that we have a site here created for self-proclaimed “intelligent” ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 6, 2019:

## I always listen to friendly good looking young women over watching medical documentaries. Do I believe them? Meh.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 6, 2019:

@Boxdoc You got a dirty mind. I like that. Having done the dirty in one too many places, there's no place like bed.

Anachronym (an-ak-ruh-nim) n. Worn-out, outdated abbreviations.

Marionville comments on Oct 6, 2019:

It’s a portmanteau word, the combination of the two words acronym and anachronism...and really has no meaning because the combination of the two words makes absolutely no sense.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 6, 2019:

>the combination of the two words makes absolutely no sense. Database Activity Monitoring (DAM) is so worn out nobody remembers what it used to mean. Business Value Dashboard (BVD) has been left standing alone in its underwear. WYSIWYG is a fine example. Remember "What You See Is What You Get"? Is there a word for these examples? **You betca!** I await for LMFAO to follow suit. I can't remember when I saw it last.

It’s interesting to me that we have a site here created for self-proclaimed “intelligent” ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 6, 2019:

## I always listen to friendly good looking young women over watching medical documentaries. Do I believe them? Meh.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 6, 2019:

@darthfaja Here the local carpet commercials feature a young shapely fast talking blonde in her 20's. I'm trying to figure out the connection between the blonde and the carpet. The more I think about it, the wilder the theories get.

I’m in the black Western-style hat.

GreatNani comments on Oct 5, 2019:

Do the poles help? I dont have any, just starting to hike more so curious.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 6, 2019:

They take the weight off the knees and helps you while hiking on unstable terrain. There are too many rocky trails out there. I've been on trails rated "easy" where I needed rope. Maybe it was easy before the trail washed out. I use a five foot long hiking staff to club the snakes to death. It also has paid big dividends when pointing out something far in the distance and sweeping spider webs out of the way. Don't forget to ask these kinds of questions on "Camping for adults in Dixie (no children) Group"

SYBARITIC--fond of sensuous pleasure or luxury, self-indulgent

HippieChick58 comments on Oct 5, 2019:

I need more of that!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 6, 2019:

>I need more of that! Take a number; get in line.

Illegals crossing our borders are bringing us diseases, they say.

LucyLoohoo comments on Oct 6, 2019:

Which diseases--PRECISELY?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 6, 2019:

Don't forget we have the **best** diseases to give them for upgrading our diseases. Like, whatever, they are.

Yes. Yes I am

BestWithoutGods comments on Oct 5, 2019:

I think every human can relate to this.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 5, 2019:

@Rudy1962 . . . to moo bovine.

Would people ever talk to each other if there were not sporting events or political scandals to ...

slydr68 comments on Oct 4, 2019:

Religion and politics are supposed to be avoided, at least in "polite society" here in the South... It's ok to talk about sports, because they expect you to argue and talk smack... Women here seem to like to talk most about each other... I don't care to discuss the latter two... I mostly...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 5, 2019:

I live across the state line from you here in Dixie, where there are **three** unholy things one isn't supposed to mention in polite society. Number three is sex. Thou shall not mention using one's tasty bits for lurid licking lavishly in either clockwise nor counter clockwise motion and why nobody needs c cell batteries for their sex toys.

Hydrocondiment n.

altschmerz comments on Oct 4, 2019:

Squeeze some in the sink first.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 4, 2019:

I'll keep it under careless consideration. 😌😌😌😌

Republicans’ ‘No Quid Pro Quo’ Defense of Trump Collapses [nymag.

DenoPenno comments on Oct 4, 2019:

As the truth slowly comes forward I find that his base has even gotten more silent and clumsy on Facebook. Elsewhere on conservative talk radio the claim is that the Dems want to "steal an election" and deny Trump his re-election. This makes a great many of them so very angry. As usual, it's all ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 4, 2019:

@chalupacabre It's supposed to be simply the facts. Whatever they are. Ideally news is supposed to objective facts. However, which facts are choosen and how to report with total objectivity are the subject of a life long debate that never gets resolved.

I thought the Senate was a member block free group. When did it revert back?

Cutiebeauty comments on Oct 4, 2019:

It still is as far as I know

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 4, 2019:

@freeofgod It's all those guys shaking their money makers that turns me off.

Peppier (pep-yay) n.

Marionville comments on Oct 4, 2019:

I love it! But I thought you meant the comparative adjective of peppy...I am much peppier than my friend Hilary! 😉

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 4, 2019:

I am much peppier than my friend Hilary! She never darkens my door step. :-(

That's the spirit!

brentan comments on Oct 3, 2019:

You bet! Who wants to be stupidly happy.....

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 4, 2019:

I've paid good money to be that stupid and happy.

XENODOCHIAL.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 3, 2019:

## It doesn't describe where I live. Seconds after you start flapping your jaws around here the classic reply is "Jew t'ain't from 'round cheer, are you?"

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 3, 2019:

@Marionville Never assume anything as a certainty in life! Always make **reasonable** assumptions.

XENODOCHIAL.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 3, 2019:

## It doesn't describe where I live. Seconds after you start flapping your jaws around here the classic reply is "Jew t'ain't from 'round cheer, are you?"

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 3, 2019:

@Marionville I've assumed you were never planning to darken my door step. :-(

XENODOCHIAL.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 3, 2019:

## It doesn't describe where I live. Seconds after you start flapping your jaws around here the classic reply is "Jew t'ain't from 'round cheer, are you?"

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 3, 2019:

@Marionville Most frequent response to those without their nasal Dixie drawl is "Ma, pass me that box of [shot gun] shells." Seriously, they'll shoot people for using their driveway to turn around.

Sorry for the profanity within the image.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 2, 2019:

Most people could probably care less about the one swear word.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 3, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow Either way, I don't care. The degree of how much I care isn't to be measured. It's right up there with "I turned the switch past off. Way, way past off. You wouldn't believe how far off. Whoa, was it off!"

Sorry for the profanity within the image.

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 2, 2019:

Most people could probably care less about the one swear word.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 2, 2019:

>Most people could probably care less . . . Here's a box of worms for you: "I could care less what happens. " Is this correct, and what does it mean? The answer depends on whom you ask. According to most grammarians, this expression is logical and correct only with couldn’t. If a person says, “I couldn’t care less” about something, it means that the amount of care and concern they have about something could not be any less, any lower. This makes sense. Therefore when someone says I could care less, it should mean the opposite, that they are concerned. However, if you listen to native speakers, you will hear people saying “I could care less,” and you will know from the context and tone of voice that they mean they are not at all interested or concerned. So while the expression with could may not be as logical, it is used. And if you’re interested in understanding actual usage, like many linguists and learners, you should definitely be aware of both forms." Source: http://www.learnersdictionary.com/qa/I-COULDN-T-care-less-or-I-COULD-care-less

AMOUR FOU--Uncontrollable or unwise passion, Crazy love

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 1, 2019:

## Tish! You spoke French!" -- Gomez Adam I've also seen it spelled L'Amour Fou. Whatever you do, don't stress “Quand on a pas ce que l’on aime, il faut aimer ce que l’on a” in the single/mingle group. If they figure it out, they'll bitch slap you and say "Speak English, the little ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 2, 2019:

@GreenAtheist Say what, toad sucker ? == Ms. Piggy

Exactly how I feel.

CarolinaGirl60 comments on Oct 2, 2019:

I feel this way about all the Trumps, both Graham siblings(and televangelists worldwide), plus every Republican in office. Yeah, I’m pretty fucked up!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 2, 2019:

>I’m pretty fucked up! Shock and awe follows.

Sometimes when I try to write a longish post, a large part of what I am writing suddenly disappears.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 1, 2019:

## One should always write the epic post in a word processor for a cut'n'paste. Anything approaching 300 words will leave a trail of snapped attention spans all over the place. Yea, it's happened to me. I think it's because my mouse got in the way and I clicked something on it in the wrong ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 2, 2019:

@Remiforce Brevity is the soul of wit. Only if you're working at the fortune cookie factory.

Sometimes when I try to write a longish post, a large part of what I am writing suddenly disappears.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 1, 2019:

## One should always write the epic post in a word processor for a cut'n'paste. Anything approaching 300 words will leave a trail of snapped attention spans all over the place. Yea, it's happened to me. I think it's because my mouse got in the way and I clicked something on it in the wrong ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 2, 2019:

@darthfaja You're easily amused.

Love at first sight doesn't work out for me therefore . . . .

GEGR comments on Oct 1, 2019:

Think at lot of yourself, do we ??

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 2, 2019:

If I am not for myself, who will be for me?

AMOUR FOU--Uncontrollable or unwise passion, Crazy love

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 1, 2019:

## Tish! You spoke French!" -- Gomez Adam I've also seen it spelled L'Amour Fou. Whatever you do, don't stress “Quand on a pas ce que l’on aime, il faut aimer ce que l’on a” in the single/mingle group. If they figure it out, they'll bitch slap you and say "Speak English, the little ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 1, 2019:

@Remiforce Ribbit.

That would be me...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 1, 2019:

## Because I got married, I'm a retired slut. Lordy, lordy do I have some tales!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 1, 2019:

@OwlInASack How many did you marry?

It's all about point of view????

Theresa_N comments on Oct 1, 2019:

I'm certain there "were fine people on both sides."

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 1, 2019:

A phrase for the ages.

VACUOUS.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Oct 1, 2019:

## It's a smart way to describe something stupid.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Oct 1, 2019:

@Marionville References to cows remind me of an old American proverb: *To err is human, to moo bovine.*

Wilbur Ross is reportedly the 8th Trump official to use private email for government business ...

bobwjr comments on Sep 30, 2019:

LMAO screw them

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 30, 2019:

Let me put this in my events calendar: what's the date you'll be whipping out your fearsome wang and take on the Trump administration?

T-shirt of the day

bobwjr comments on Sep 30, 2019:

Love it

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 30, 2019:

@bobwjr Ah, the vineyard workers of Chicago. I've always imagine they were dumpster divers, gathering any thing that **might** ferment, including cabbage. A former alcoholic girlfriend picked it off the shelf because it was high octane and cheap.

Coming just in time for Halloween!

OldGoat43 comments on Sep 30, 2019:

Good poster design. That damn mouth causes many nightmares. Can they duck tape is shut when he is convicted?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 30, 2019:

@Charlene One of the great ironies is duct tape doesn't work well with ducts (i.e. air conditioning ducts).

Donald Trump Impeachment Inquiry Is ‘Doomed To Fail,’ Says Ken Starr

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 29, 2019:

## He has a point. NO PRESIDENT HAS EVER BEEN REMOVED FROM OFFICE USING ONLY THE IMPEACHMENT PROCESS. Either the process fails, or in Nixon's case they resign. We need a better process, i.e. a vote of no confidence. # Wait for it: they won't change the impeachment process. ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 30, 2019:

@wordywalt Because something tends not to occur does not mean that it will not occur. No, no, Nanette. It has **never** happened in the **entire** history of the United State. Ergo, unlikely with dim odds. >To say so is fallacious reasoning. The race does not always go to the swift nor the strong but that's the way to bet.

T-shirt of the day

bobwjr comments on Sep 30, 2019:

Love it

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 30, 2019:

@bobwjr Pitched their tents on the shores on the shores of Lake Michigan, near the Sears tower? The absolute **worse** wine I ever drank (I spit it on the wall and the wall paper came right off), was *Lighting Creek.* It said it was brewed in (I kid you not) *the vineyards of Chicago.* I've held a grudge against Illinois ever since.

T-shirt of the day

bobwjr comments on Sep 30, 2019:

Love it

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 30, 2019:

Where was the last place you went camping? Tell me all about it on "Camping for adults in Dixie (no children) Group" Oh, yea. Take your whiz behind the last tree on the left. It'll grow taller for it.

Kellyanne Conway launches an insane sexist attack on Nancy Pelosi — 'she only backed impeachment ...

Redheadedgammy comments on Sep 30, 2019:

Every time that woman opens her mouth I want to stuff a sock in it! Worthless human being is what she is.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 30, 2019:

@bobwjr That qualifies as a dirty sock.

Donald Trump Impeachment Inquiry Is ‘Doomed To Fail,’ Says Ken Starr

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 29, 2019:

## He has a point. NO PRESIDENT HAS EVER BEEN REMOVED FROM OFFICE USING ONLY THE IMPEACHMENT PROCESS. Either the process fails, or in Nixon's case they resign. We need a better process, i.e. a vote of no confidence. # Wait for it: they won't change the impeachment process. ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 30, 2019:

@SeaGreenEyez The thing it will do is lower Trump's popularity to the point where the Republicans will take him aside and, like Nixon, tell him he doesn't have their support any more. It's what made Nixon resign. It's difficult to roll off a long list of laws Trump got passed so it's not like he's had much congressional support in the first place. Trump will stay in office even if he has to declare martial law. "You have elected your **last** president." -- Michael Moore.

You with the goat...

OldGoat43 comments on Sep 29, 2019:

How about the sheep, is the sheep OK?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 30, 2019:

According to Alabama farm boys, goats are better and more enthusiastic. It's among the "I didn't want to know" files.

Meowmeowmeow

glennlab comments on Sep 29, 2019:

Cats have no loyalty,

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 30, 2019:

My cat, Percy, only gives me his undying love and affection. Keeps me sane after Petunia has had her high tizzy fits. He offers her three seconds to hug him if she offers him six kitty treats. After that, he largely ignores her. Percy is my therapy cat.

Kellyanne Conway launches an insane sexist attack on Nancy Pelosi — 'she only backed impeachment ...

Redheadedgammy comments on Sep 30, 2019:

Every time that woman opens her mouth I want to stuff a sock in it! Worthless human being is what she is.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 30, 2019:

A dirty sock to be sure.

I can't argue

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 28, 2019:

## I reman astonished with people that say the Old Testiment has nothing to do with New Testiment.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 30, 2019:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz I get the pleasure of informing them that their faith must be a very fragile thing Yea, hang the heretics takes place M-F 4 p.m.

A thought for those who’ve braved dating sites, especially the womenfolk: I’ve read many ...

AmmaRE007 comments on Sep 29, 2019:

I agree with that. I don't know how to get around it. Men seem to think right away if you don't agree to sex on the spot then you aren't interested in being a girlfriend.. or ever having sex. I want to get to know the person ( in Person) and see if this is someone that I want a relationship with...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 30, 2019:

@St-Sinner Sex on the spot? Not in my experience nor in any of my friends'. Honey child, we move in different circles you and I, It's right up there in the top ten complaints I'm likely to hear from women. Some of them gasped in dismay that there are guys who assumed if he didn't lay the pipe on the first chance, she would be emotionally wounded. A case of a guy saying "What? You don't want to fuck?" Then there are gals who assume it's their birthright to jump my bones on the first chance. I seldom argue. It's rare I encounter men with that experience but we're out there, the easily baffled, muttering at gals "What we gotta fuck? Hey, as long as you insist."

I can't argue

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 28, 2019:

## I reman astonished with people that say the Old Testiment has nothing to do with New Testiment.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 30, 2019:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz I think of your approach as time wasting if not tacky.

Bring your dollars

scurry comments on Sep 29, 2019:

Churches & Strip Clubs just aren't the same in Canada, not since we got rid of the $1 & $2 bills and made them coins. (note: My comment is speculation only as I do not frequent either Churches or Strip Clubs... I find them both degrading to women. Ha ha ha.)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 29, 2019:

Women who want to be "degraded" should not be argued with.

I can't argue

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 28, 2019:

## I reman astonished with people that say the Old Testiment has nothing to do with New Testiment.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 29, 2019:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz When I hear that claim, I lean in, raise an eyebrow and find an excuse to wander away from the ignoramus.

See, now I know THAT isn't real.

davers comments on Sep 29, 2019:

yep if he really existed he was definitely gay.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 29, 2019:

One of his followers wrote that it was better to marry than to burn with sexual desires. This has lead one person (not me) to conclude the group was asexual. I write it off as the gay abandon group with a bad travel agent.

See, now I know THAT isn't real.

bookofmorons comments on Sep 29, 2019:

mother issues

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 29, 2019:

My momma done told me and I told her to shut up already.

Glad mine is attached

bookofmorons comments on Sep 29, 2019:

Don't recall that model

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 29, 2019:

Moan.

Saw this fuzzy caterpillar today. Can't identify it, but it sue looks neat!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 28, 2019:

## Looks like a woolly bear. They emerge in autum. Legend has it that the thicker the coat, the colder the winter. Awful fish bait.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 29, 2019:

@Agamic There's several types of these beasts, one of which will sting you.

and thus it starts

Our_existence comments on Sep 27, 2019:

Just a prison cell would be to good for tRump. He'd still find ways to cause endless turmoil.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 29, 2019:

@mcgeo52 >3) For his own safety . . . Safety? You're worried about his safety? Sound like an Italian university, What's A-matter U. > It was my comment which you were replying to. Which was a tad off topic. @silverotter11, maybe we should make him eat decent food instead of the Col.'s birds and Micky D's. In post war Dixie up until the 1920's and today's third world, people ate gruel and died of nutritional deficiency. Make him eat gruel and give him the slow death with jail house beatings and mop handle sodomy. Reward him for his high crimes with fine dining? Did you graduate from What's A-matter U?

Good Evening. Who remembers the days of dedicating songs to someone on the radio?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 28, 2019:

This song was a favorite with one gal during our lusty relationship. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaV-6qerkqI

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 29, 2019:

@Stacey48 Lusty relationships beat platonic relationships into the dust.

It's been scientifically proven.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 28, 2019:

## My former biz partner (may the parole board be turning him down now) used to say he only had one beer a day -- a beer the size of a bathtub.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 28, 2019:

@noworry28 I would tell you but I drank to forget. Now I can't remember why I was drinking.

I can't argue

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 28, 2019:

## I reman astonished with people that say the Old Testiment has nothing to do with New Testiment.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 28, 2019:

@OldMetalHead Visions and dreams are the basis of many biblical chapters. Nobody in the 21st century says "Ah's believe in the validity of Lenny's dream." Take some acid, write a book, see how many followers you get.

You have to love fiction.

t1nick comments on Sep 27, 2019:

I used to love Deep Space Nine.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 28, 2019:

@RobertMartin #48 is my favorite: "The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife. " It contrasts with South Carolina's state motto: "Smiling faces, beautiful places."

Things are getting interesting

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 27, 2019:

## Did you hear about the dyslectic who showed up at Area 15?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 28, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow I wonder need I explain that a dyslectic is a person who has a mental defect which swaps the letters or numbers, making it difficult to read. Ergo the old joke of the dyslectic who sold his soul to Satan.

As a former English teacher, I concur!

LucyLoohoo comments on Sep 27, 2019:

This is the same fool who told us how he graduated with "honors' "

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 28, 2019:

@BirdMan1 At this point I can see Bill Engvall doing an entire "Here's your sign" routine about Trump. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBjelRDKHUk

Friend of mine posted this on FB.

Redheadedgammy comments on Sep 28, 2019:

Is there a link for this post?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 28, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow Meh. Let 'em scream any way. That being said because I've been kicked off Facebook **forever**, I won't see it. Copy and paste might work for you.

You have to love fiction.

seattlepanda comments on Sep 27, 2019:

avoid Singapore...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 28, 2019:

@seattlepanda Were you planning to throw your chewing gum on the side walk in Singapore after Deep Space Nine beamed it on board?

and thus it starts

Our_existence comments on Sep 27, 2019:

Just a prison cell would be to good for tRump. He'd still find ways to cause endless turmoil.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 28, 2019:

@mcgeo52 1) The meme does not mention solitary confinement. 2) Solitary has no TV. 3) Solitary typically is for physically disruptive inmates. A 70 year old white male who throws a punch is going to get the crap knocked out of him typically by younger, stronger black guys. Ergo my suspicion Trump will turn into a model inmate. 4) Because of the psychiatric problems caused my solitary, it's only issued for relatively short periods.

You have to love fiction.

seattlepanda comments on Sep 27, 2019:

avoid Singapore...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 28, 2019:

1) Why? 2) How is Singapore related to related to Deep Space 9?

You have to love fiction.

t1nick comments on Sep 27, 2019:

I used to love Deep Space Nine.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 28, 2019:

@RobertMartin I was talking to a woman in North Carolina about her Duke Power electric power bill. Due to a banking error, the bank paid them twice. She wanted a them to refund half the payment. They refused, saying they'd credit her account for the **next** payment and let her bounce checks. It remind me of Ferengi's #1 rule of acquisition: "Once you have their money, never give it back." Aliens walk among us and work at Duke Power.

You have to love fiction.

t1nick comments on Sep 27, 2019:

I used to love Deep Space Nine.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 28, 2019:

@RobertMartin Babylon 5 was too much like a soap opera for me. I would have hung around the bar on Deep Space 9 and soaked up the Fringee culture. The women in that culture are forced to stay on their home planet and run around naked. A couple of the characters went to their home planet in one episode to see their mother. One of them demanded their mother take off her clothes. Most memorable line in the whole series.

and thus it starts

Our_existence comments on Sep 27, 2019:

Just a prison cell would be to good for tRump. He'd still find ways to cause endless turmoil.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 28, 2019:

@mcgeo52 >But he should have a very large screen TV permanently tuned to CNN and on 18 hours a day. Most jail cells are packed. Once in the one who controls the remote is the biggest, meanest SOB in the cell. One jail bird told me the biggest, meanest SOB in her cell forced always forced them to watch *Soul Train* every weekend. I doubt if anybody in jail gets to watch the all news channel and certainly not CNN because of the biggest, meanest SOB factor. Sure, leave Trump in a group cell with the biggest, meanest, most violent SOB and Don Cornelius.That SOB will put the hurting on the orange baboon.

"There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been.

wordywalt comments on Sep 27, 2019:

An insightful post.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 27, 2019:

@wordywalt In the suburbs of Pensacola, Florida. At one time I managed an apartment complex in the suburbs of Pensacola: beautiful bouncing Brownsville.

As a former English teacher, I concur!

LucyLoohoo comments on Sep 27, 2019:

This is the same fool who told us how he graduated with "honors' "

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 27, 2019:

@NHjulie One of his Wharton professors said Trump was the dumbest student in his classes. His classmates said it was uncommon to see him on campus or in class. Sounds like a drop out to me. Trump's lawyers wet their panties when his prep school went out of business. After that, they couldn't sue the school if Trump's academic records were released by whoever torn down the school.

"There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been.

wordywalt comments on Sep 27, 2019:

An insightful post.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 27, 2019:

@wordywalt I grew up in the piney woods of NW Florida as well. @LucyLoohoo My southern drawl (in real life I sound like Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.) mades me unforgettable in California. I have lived in both southern and northern California. How could you have forgotten me? ;-)

While burning the midnight oil it occurred to me that the "Whistle-blower" was obviously present at ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 27, 2019:

## Gullible creature that I am, the whistle blower could have heard a livid summery from a creditable source who heard it but doesn't want to step forward and get his head served to him on a plate.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 27, 2019:

@MichaelCooley2 I didn't notice a picture in the opening post.

As a former English teacher, I concur!

OldGoat43 comments on Sep 27, 2019:

How could an English teacher misspell the word DESCRIBE?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 27, 2019:

@OldGoat43 For making that error, you'll be shot at low noon. ;-)

As a former English teacher, I concur!

LucyLoohoo comments on Sep 27, 2019:

This is the same fool who told us how he graduated with "honors' "

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 27, 2019:

@Charlene He threatens all the schools with lawsuits for any release of any of his school records including any record of graduation. There is no way to confirm if he graduated from anything.

Worth reposting. I listen to my heart too much!!

bobwjr comments on Sep 26, 2019:

Funny , and the ladies here do brighten my heart, they are very special

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 27, 2019:

@bobwjr> you wish was talking about getting a response from a woman Scroll up. Residualspirit is a female and posted before you on this **same** response. It's common for me to get the cute girls to respond.However, I was talking about your cold black heart.

Is this the situation with the majority of Agnostics.

bigpawbullets comments on Sep 27, 2019:

Doesn't concern me. But here's a "like" for you. And DOUBLE POINTS for me!!! 👌😆

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 27, 2019:

You be reaching for level 26, me bucko?

Is this the situation with the majority of Agnostics.

Cutiebeauty comments on Sep 27, 2019:

Many here don't care much about points and levels... It's a small, tight knit community... People post for a variety of reasons: 1. Some post to get points 2. Some get points for posting... Two very different things by the way... 3. Many post current events, which I like very much.. 4. ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 27, 2019:

>It's always nice to get many replies to a post, not for the points, but for all the feedback and different opinions and perspectives... Generally rule: as long as the "different opinions and perspectives" match the administrator's view.